/vr/ - Retro Games

>>8469678
>tfw no ankha zone 2 where she shrinks you down to vore you, then you beat up her uvula like in yoshis island before she pukes you out doing that face of hers and you're covered in viscous purple cum-like digestive fluids

why even live

>play dk94 many years ago
>loved the hell out of the game and considered it to be one of the best games ever
>years pass
>mario vs dk is made, pretty much a sequel to dk94, movements and all
>now that has gotten sequels
>ALL of them are fucking based around the mini marios
>tfw

>>7177840
>mobile cancer rakes in the money, companies follow suit
>westshit are just generic interactive setpieces at best, horrifying lootbox simulations at worst
>no mod support for most games, especially criminal for the new doom games as all the others did
>"games as a service" has infected most games
>japan is turning console games into mobage
>persona 5 is just "persona 4 2", series will never change
>ff7r is an "episodic" game
>capcom decided to "westify" their art direction, dmc5 looks fucking atrocious

It just makes those random ports/remakes of old games sting so much. What could've been, versus what we wound up getting.