/vr/ - Retro Games

>Hideous Destructor

So, you like unverified reports? Here we go.
A marine slipped me this... thing... drawn on a piece of toilet paper. He just winked at me and walked off. My PDA beeped a while after that. A message. Well, scrambled bits of various conversations, more like.

>...it working after a good bit of work. It's real cheap and gets the job done. Supposedly worth the effort now as-
>...two barrels, semi-auto and two shots per trigger pull. No no, two shots per barrel. The grunts? HA HA HA! They'll love-
>...do you mean full auto? That wouldn't work. Are you crazy? Just aim for the head. Man, you apes don't know ANYTH-

The boys in R&D seem to be having a laugh.
I'm gonna go wash my hands.