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BREAK IF NOTHING HAPPENS - Discussion Question: What are the crimes that the MIghty Nein would be arrested for?
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>> No.78022116

I don’t think I am invested into this campaign anymore.

>> No.78022117

>What are the crimes that the MIghty Nein would be arrested for?
It would be simpler to ask what have they not done illegally. The answer is nothing. They're even busting into bars/taverns to pretend they're waiters/busboys to steal tips from the hard-working everyman. These faggots should be hunted down and thrown in the stockade.

>> No.78022132

Please tell me this ep they're actually going to do something meaningful

>> No.78022133

Time to find out where the party is. There's no way they can make it back to icelcrost or whatever the fuck it's called in time now. Unless Matt lets them.
He'll probably let them make it in time.

>> No.78022136

None of us are. We're just here to chill with one another

>> No.78022141
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Which of these words better describes liam?

>> No.78022144

What happened last episode?
I didn’t bother staying up to watch.

>> No.78022147
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Will Liam finally let Nott die?

>> No.78022149
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No one is but we all have each other.

>> No.78022150

Rolled 18 (1d100)

chance that the M9 will see consequences for their actions this session

>> No.78022152

I haven't been invested since Nott got turned into a fat mexican

>> No.78022168


>> No.78022182
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Hello guys yet again I'm providing a link to my CR Lewds mega, now featuring a really good comic with Nott as the main character. https://mega. nz/folder/PExQ1AqY#SumeYdwazUiOBXTPKi_dWg
What are you drinking tonight? I bought a bottle of peach schnapps.

>> No.78022196

>Veth dies
>Sam rolls a character and is finally having fun again
>everyone enjoys the new character
>Liam gets time powers and goes back in time to stop Veth from dying
>Sam has to play Veth again

>> No.78022211

Watching last week's episode right now, fun to see Liam almost crying so far (while trying to bring attention back to Caleb every few minutes) and the M9 realising that they’re bad people

Expect to be disappointed in the end, but it feels good atm

>> No.78022219

Liam blueballed Matt and forced a confrontation with a Mage who is hilarious out of his weight class, then lied about getting a natural 20 to win a dispell-off.

Then they ran like little children, betraying a close ally and involving him in a growing international inciden, taking a scroll of Plane Shift from him, and grabbing all their family to flee the country with.

They then realised they couldn't all fit in the spell, and shoved their families in the pocket-dimension ball so they could make the jump.

Basically Matt gave them every opportunity to continue with the story without further derailing, but Liam continued being an A-grade cock, and now they're off to Hell or the Plane of Fire or something. Continuing to run from the consequences of their own actions.

Getting further, and further away from the actually interesting plot.

>> No.78022231

>What are the crimes that the Mighty Nein would be arrested for?
Jester vandalized a Platinum Dragon temple
Fjord cut off the hand of some poor dude with a (perfectly understandable given her charisma) crush on Jester's hooker mother.
Beau stole mail.
That's just some minor stuff

>> No.78022240

How many consequences did the party suffer last episode?

>> No.78022241
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I've watched every episode of both campaigns and even I had to walk away last Thursday. Seriously so much retarded side tracking. Matt better have the Mind Flayer city appear because these morons have been fucking around much too long.
>scared of the TT's
>scared of Trent
When will they get some balls? They could have easily wiped out both of those enemies with basic planning. The running from combat meme is really fucking tired now. Sick of it.

>> No.78022242

Wasn't the comic already in the mega?

>> No.78022254

They're running out of places to run to lmao

>> No.78022263

Lol, the last place to run may actually be back to the plot.

>> No.78022265

I added it last week but not sure if many people realised, so I thought I mention it again.

>> No.78022270

Aside from cheating spells, abilities (i.e. luck), items, and dice rolls since C1, what sealed Liam as a piece of shit for you?
For me it was with Caleb's backstory and realizing how much he had already been demanding a scripted arc, and even fucking over the other players to do so:
>Told friend what class race to play, and to be dedicated to his character through whole campaign (because backstory).
>Knows DM easily gives in to players. Goal from backstory requires high level to complete.
>Wants wondrous item for plot armor. Didn't tell other players when they would first see it on Caleb's nude body, just so Liam could keep his entire backstory from being revealed to everyone very early on.

>> No.78022271

Today is opposite day. You have to say the opposite of what you mean.

I hope todays stream goes well and there are lots of combats and nobody cheats and marisha wears modest clothes and ashley sits there looking nice.

>> No.78022274

>Beau literally murders a sleeping guard by pouring ACID down his throat
>Lawful good Cleric has no problem with this
How that action didn't result in an alignment change is fucking bullshit. Matt grow some balls once in a while.

>> No.78022275

christ even the beginning is demoralised

>> No.78022276

Ngl, I actually enjoyed the very end where they were absolutely freaked and running from trent

>> No.78022278

My thanks friend.

>> No.78022284

>Matt drops a main plot hook
>PCs just want Matt to RP as their wife, ex-wife, or husband

>> No.78022297
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Anons of /crg/, I am once again asking for your support in hunting down a pdf of the first artbook they released back when they were with Geek & Sundry. Can I offer you a Laura in this trying time?

>> No.78022298
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Is there a single good DnD stream that’s actually worth watching?

>> No.78022302

same I love it when they think they're fucked

>> No.78022303

It's either he's pussing out of it or he just threw away alignment for campaign 2.

>> No.78022317

Does that collection include any art of the guys, either gay or solo?
And when I say “guys”, I automatically exclude Molly and Cad for being repulsive

>> No.78022325

Critical Jews

>> No.78022327

>all these people mad about no consequences
Go watch Evangellion if you want consequences and characters suffering. CR has always been about comfy roleplaying and friendly happiness. Now more than ever we need more happy friendly fun. A real critter wants them to be happy and have fun. All you people begging for deaths and SeRioUs BuSiNeSs are fake fans.

>> No.78022332

>In Campaign 1 Matt threatened to take away Pike's powers because she executed a downed enemy in a brutal way
>In Campaign 2 they literally kill innocent people all of the time in horrible ways, threaten people, steal, cut off dude's hands and blackmail people left and right.

>> No.78022334

twitch chat/10

>> No.78022335

Sorry but no, it started as collection of stuff for my personal use. I'm not into guys so it wasn't included, same goes for futa stuff.

>> No.78022336

>What are the crimes that the MIghty Nein would be arrested for?

Aside from adventuring-standard misdemeanors and petty theft, there's still quite a bit. The murder charges are the most recent and obvious ones, but I still don't like how easily the treasonous behavior against both the Empire and Xhorhas were glazed over. You could even stretch ever so slightly and accuse them of war profiteering.

There's also the grand theft they've performed on numerous important relics and items, but that's also pretty adventurer bog-standard.

What you should be asking is how much more can they get away with before even the casuals start questioning 'muh story'

>> No.78022344

get fucked, bitching about ecelebs is fun as hell.

>> No.78022345

>Comparing anime to a live action show

>> No.78022349
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I've come to make an announcement, Laura bailey is a bitch ass motherfucker she pissed on my fucking dice. That's right, she took her disgusting fucking roastbeef-y snacth out and she pissed on my fucking dice and she said her cunt was THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my 4channel.org. Laura bailey you got a small pussy, it's the size of this coin slot except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my meat pocket looks like.*ZIP* That's right baby, all smooth, no pubes, no piercings , look at that it looks like a pickel jar! She fucked my dice so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the stream! That's right, this is what you get! MY SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the stream. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE THREAD! How do you like that Mercer? I PISSED ON THE THREAD YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the fucking stream, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

>> No.78022350

Ashley gets to find out about her own characters origin.

>> No.78022356

>Mighty Nein: Origins Yasha
God I hope it'll reflect her character well and she'll stay silent for the entire comic.

>> No.78022360

what is it called

>> No.78022363

Who the fuck wants to buy a comic book about someone else's DnD character?

>> No.78022364

>and now they're off to Hell or the Plane of Fire or something
You're shitting me. What? They had a shit-tier plot that I didn't care about anyway but at least they PRETENDED that there was a timer to the Tomb Takers destroying the world, and now they're just fucking gone? And what, they thought bringing their families to a fire dimension was a safe place?

>> No.78022366

>discussion question
None because they won't be arrested. Also I'm skipping this episode because I have to babysit in the morning, let me know if they end up in Hell and get the Vestige Shield that goes with Pike's armor set, just to be extra retarded with how much free shit they're getting.

>> No.78022367

>It's been six years. Let's make it six more
>Marisha: A baker's dozen!

>> No.78022371

>They want to do this for 6 more years
oh no

>> No.78022375

They have to make an entire comic to explain Yasha because she doesn't fucking do anything

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Speaking of Eva. Based Anno declaring that the age of the GENKI GIRL is here. As expected from the master.

>> No.78022384

I mean, 5e has dropped alignments from all future statblocks.

>> No.78022387

>And what, they thought bringing their families to a fire dimension was a safe place?
I think they put their families in the Happy Fun Ball, it's safer than the fucking Plane of Fire, but still what they're doing is retarded.

>> No.78022390
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I love my wife Raishan!

>> No.78022396

"The Chronicles of Exandria Volume One: The Tale of Vox Machina"

>> No.78022399

Honestly, I don't think the situation with Tharizdun and Lucien back at Eiselcross is as serious as everyone is making it out to be. It's way more important to deal with Caleb's personal vendetta against Trent, and once the Nein is done, they still need to first get Molly back (it'll be easy, since they were friends before).

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post moar

>> No.78022408
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"It went a little tits up" that's an understatement matt.

>> No.78022411

>Worth watching
The fat, chair-breaking fuck is carried by streamers far more popular than he will ever be. His "world-building" is autistic even by /tg/ standards, his plots are predictable tropes ripped from more popular media, and the faggot can't go a single session without dropping a DMPC/(Demi)god on the players. And how could anyone forget him failing to test Maptools and bringing a session with 30+ people in it to a screech halt multiple times. Doormatt might be a kowtowing faggot, but he'll never be as bad as Arcadumb.

I have further thoughts on TTRPG streaming in general. In short, unless you are literally being carried by "star power", your TTRPG stream will be lost in the myriad of faggots trying to be the next Critical Shit. You either have to pander hard to an audience and/or give them means of control over your game. And for every session that goes by, you still bleed viewership (assuming you had any) because no one is going to try out a random TTRPG stream 6 sessions in unless it's got a bunch of viewers in it (which you won't have)

>> No.78022414
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>Will Liam finally let Nott die?

The main character's supporting cast can't die.

>> No.78022419

She just wanted to cast speak with dead on Thordak's corpse ;_;

>> No.78022420

Mercer is definitely a drag queen

>> No.78022430 [DELETED] 

Hey /crg/, I finally got done nursing a headache all day and now I'm feeling better. I'll feel even better if you answer this question tonight. Don't wanna leave the worst poster her hanging now do you?
Which of your characters that you have played or are currently playing would you use to seduce and bang the ladies in Critical Role? All of them are straight and unmarried for the purposes of the scenario. They can also be gay if your character is gay.
If you don't know a gal, just ask me and I'll give you details about them

>> No.78022431

I still think it would have been way more epic for Matt to have brought Raishan back as a Dracolich in the final assault rather than some random skeletal dragon.

>> No.78022435

Imagine Travis uses all of his spells to get the entrance to works but forgets it uses frost damage. (I think) and they need to rest.
1 hr in ball = 1 day outside I believe.

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>> No.78022440

Oh yeah Matt giving the party a fucking planeshift scroll like that was bullshit too. How convenient.

>> No.78022442

> Getting further, and further away from the actually interesting plot.
Very strongly disagree; the Aeor arc has been like pulling teeth ever since Vess died and the party didn’t even seriously consider reviving her, thus losing the main source of direction and definable goals they had at the time, and since then they’ve only vaguely settled on what they don’t want to happen - kind of an anti-objective that’s draining to watch.

>> No.78022443

Let's be fair, /crg/
Consequences for idiocy
Threats on family members
Exhausted spell slots
This is everything you've been asking for.
How will it be merci-filled?

>> No.78022446

Not really, every stream is flawed in some way. The closest one I've found is Goblins of Io since it's just a bunch of friends actually fucking around and enjoying themselves, but even then there's one player (Jesse I think) who's too obnoxious to make watching the whole thing bearable

>> No.78022448

Where are they?

Hell or the Fire Plain?

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>>78022096 (OP)
Hey /crg/, I finally got done nursing a headache all day and now I'm feeling better. I'll feel even better if you answer this question tonight. Don't wanna leave the worst poster her hanging now do you?
Which of your characters that you have played or are currently playing would you use to seduce and bang the ladies in Critical Role? All of them are straight and unmarried for the purposes of the scenario. They can also be gay if your character is gay.
If you don't know a gal, just ask me and I'll give you details about them

>> No.78022457
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rate my cosplay /crg/

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>> No.78022460

I can see that being planned. He must have known they were gonna try to get the mage to solve their problems.

>> No.78022462

... I realised this last week

But they don't have a rod attuned back to the Prime Material.

Obviously Matt won't make this a major issue. But come on.

>> No.78022463

Caribbean beach warm

>> No.78022466
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Does anyone in the party have planeshift?
Will Matt allow them to get out of Hell THAT easily?

>> No.78022470

I already use all the characters i have. Sorry man i got nothing.

>> No.78022473

The Plane of No Consequences

>> No.78022474

I know where I am; Hell.

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yah, but then she probably wouldnt get the screen time she disserved.

I would love seeing keyleth seethe though.

>> No.78022478

Plane of Asspulls

>> No.78022479

My guess is fire plane so they can meet with the Ashari druids and have a safe place to shop and do nothing

>> No.78022482

I'm pretty sure they got one from Alura

>> No.78022485

still the best villain so far

>> No.78022487

It was an absolutely garbage plot, somehow both stupidly convoluted (in its premise) and one-dimensional (in its execution), but it's better than LITERALLY NOTHING which is what they had after Rumblecusp and what they have now.

>> No.78022488

It's elementary my dear Watson. This episode will be just filled with social rp, nothing of note will happen. Trent will give up for now and next episode they'll come out from hiding and are going to bring their close ones to Xhorhas and beg the Bright Queen for help. They'll also go shopping. I hope that explained it.

>> No.78022491

Planeshift is a Cleric spell, they can just decide to get it next time they rest.

>> No.78022493

Stunning and brave/10

>> No.78022497

amazing and beautiful.
i can smell you delicate fem-musk from here.

>> No.78022501

Well that settles questions over whether they're doing a Campaign 3

>> No.78022504

I'm so happy that Samńczyk is beign reposted.

>> No.78022505

You fucked up your post the first time.

>> No.78022511

Screen cap lads: Marisha is on cleavage alert. Please, do a good job tonight.

>> No.78022513

So no consequences then?
Time to go to bed.

>> No.78022516

sure why not
I would use my current CoC character Samuel Bowyer. Drunkard, misogynistic, and intelligent. what's a girl not love? he wouldn't take nott or beau though, blacks aren't good for fucking

>> No.78022517

I just love how cleric is the "unfuck everything, no consequences" class at higher tiers.

>> No.78022518

I want to see HER doing cool monk shit.

>> No.78022519

Nice toes faggot

>> No.78022520

Yeah I did. Forgot the image the first time. There's a reason I'm the #1 worst poster here.

>> No.78022525

Joke's on you. Six more years of campaign 2!

>> No.78022526

Its pretty good

>> No.78022528

Rolled 67 (1d100)

Chances that this episode will actually be worth staying up for.

>> No.78022532

No need to apologise, saves me the effort of checking myself.
Now I’ll need to ask the deepfake dump guy that same question, unless that’s actually the same mega link and not a different poster

>> No.78022533

>You either have to pander hard to an audience and/or give them means of control over your game
Remember when they let the audience create that drow baker NPC in campaign 1?

>> No.78022536

That's fine. Thank you for your past contribution.

>> No.78022537
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rate my harem

>> No.78022541

So sad that even in c1 they simped to death. did a deservice to both the female and male characters. Scanlan was somewhat justified in his leaving, but they ended up just piling it on.

Guess that is the fate of a media Californian.

>> No.78022546

With half the cast doing the ball, how will Liam try to take the spotlight again?

>> No.78022550

Matt already said that he'd be honored to let Liam run a campaign. I'm not joking.

>> No.78022552

If you had to show the cast one of are memes about them what would you show and why?

>> No.78022556

A solid C+, great roll for critical role.

>> No.78022557

Rolled 83 (1d100)

better than most it seems
rollin for chance of jester dying

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>> No.78022559

>The Fire Resist Ring
Fucking lmao

>> No.78022560

I think there used to be a different anon posting deepfakes before I started posting but he hasn't been posting for a while. There are deepfakes in the link but again they're only featuring CR girls.

>> No.78022561

I wouldn't call making a random NPC "control over the game"

>> No.78022563

id impregnate the half of them that had wombs.

>> No.78022568

Honestly thordak was hot until matt made him a hermadadophrodita

>> No.78022569

>since it's just a bunch of friends actually fucking around and enjoying themselves, but even then there's one player (Jesse I think) who's too obnoxious to make watching the whole thing bearable
Reminds me of the first few episodes of this very show

>> No.78022571

>none of them are ambiguously brown-skinned
this is white washing, very problematic

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>Laura will never lift you into oblivion

>> No.78022575

Dudes I can't stop farting

>> No.78022576

>I open the tuna can to feed my cats.

>> No.78022579

>I cast plane shift to get into the happy fun ball
Liam you can't-

>> No.78022582

>With half the cast doing the ball, how will Liam try to take the spotlight again?

Every hour that the cast passes in the ball is 7 hours of Liam outside the ball.

>> No.78022583

its hurts bros....

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>> No.78022591

>Every hour is a whole day
They're fucked with the city aren't they?

>> No.78022593

Solo bolkubok-u-chala

>> No.78022594

record the sounds and post it.

>> No.78022596

Anyone here in on GME?

>> No.78022598

He'll take Veth's kid and be like "look how amazing this place is" etc since he wants to be his new dad anyway

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>> No.78022602

I would legitimately remove this shit media from my brain if that egomaniac gets a run at a campaign.

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Nobody actually plays like this in their home games, right?

>> No.78022607

No because Matt will let them make it just in time

>> No.78022616

oh no. He will hold Matt to that, won't he.

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Marisha lookin great tonight

>> No.78022625

I don't

>> No.78022628

No. I don't spend this much time having my players fuck around. Some NPC's have died due to them not being fast enough.

>> No.78022630

The NPC showed up, kidnapped one of the players and took them to another continent retard

>> No.78022632

As it should be. They could have stopped the TT's many times but can't be assed to plan and are scared of combat.

>> No.78022635

They got an Astral Sea one, and she suggested getting a Prime Material one commissioned; I don’t think they did that, but there might have been a check for Caleb and Cad (or whoever) working together to forge an attuned fork out of thin air or something.
But after Caleb casually retconned collecting random rocks through their Eiselcross journey, I’m sure he’d be able to whip out of his pocket something that works just as well as a rod would have!

>> No.78022638

the eight

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Does anyone have good Goblin pictures? I have a hard time finding a Goblin that I think looks the part. I like green skin but I don't like the melon-headed Pathfinder freaks. I like them ugly but not warty and deformed. I like pointed ears, size may vary, but the bulbous Jew nose isn't my style.

>> No.78022640

Anon the Merci-ful timeline is, the can faff about for as long as they possibly want, but the TT’s will only JUST be beginning whatever ritual they are trying to cast when the Nein decide to confront them.

>> No.78022641

There are people who try to but they're all just normie loosers who'll stop playing and forget about the game if few years.

>> No.78022642

>level 13
>25 damage on a trap
Pretty sure the average damage from that level should be like 50 iirc

>> No.78022643

+1 Mattism boys, take a sip

>> No.78022647

... Their families are with them. In that room.

>> No.78022648

She keeps pulling her shirt down so it is stays tight across her chest.

>> No.78022649

>oh no. He will hold Matt to that, won't he.

Yes. Liam is both a megalomaniac and a genius.

>> No.78022652

I'm much worse. I'm playing a 3 man campaign solo because I don't have any friends.

>> No.78022653

That was always gonna happen dumbass. The audience just picked the race and shit.

>> No.78022654

I sold out at 80 before the first spike. Still made like 70k so I was happy with it. Then I lost some, then I made more on GME far OTM calls, then I lost a fuck ton on BB. Oh well, I'm up like 300% from September so I'm happy with the gains overall.

>> No.78022657
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If you mean take an hour to argue about what to do, my players do that sometimes. I don't mind. I listen and take notes what they say and fear or I go over my encounters or npcs or whatever.

>> No.78022665

>But she's smart
Fuck off Liam

>> No.78022666

I think it was cut in half because they rolled well.

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>> No.78022671

What the fuck, there are ads on this stream? Are you fucking kidding me? I just missed 30s of shit because of god damn toilet paper.

>> No.78022675

Marisha's booba have been top tier for a while. I wonder if she got a boob job maybe she's preggers.

>> No.78022682

Get adblock

>> No.78022685

>Are you proficient in Arcana?
>Go ahead and roll Arcana anyway

Why even ask, Matt

>> No.78022688

>liam both gets brownie points as a good player that reminds matt of the rules and gets more spotlight to solve the problem he created

>> No.78022689
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I don't even play games

>> No.78022691

You didn't miss anything at all really

>> No.78022692

Lol they are so stupid

>> No.78022695

Unfortunately some of the people I play with do, and they've been gradually getting worse as time goes on. The worst one in particular got so bad to the point where he, like Liam, tried to turn our entire campaign (generic save the country from evil plot) into a personal anime about him becoming a werewolf emperor/pirate king and talks in terms of performing like he's on stage when he's playing d&d. Absolutely insufferable.

>> No.78022698

You missed 30s of nothing.

>> No.78022699

It was Liam going 'But she's super smart

>> No.78022701

>not using ublocker
what are you doing anon?

>> No.78022702
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based 3 man band bro.
one of them is an animal right so you dont have to bother with inventory? correct?

>> No.78022706

I have adblock. Damn you twitch.

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>> No.78022709

Delete your thieves tools
>Delete your thieves tools
Delete your thieves tools
>Delete your thieves tools

>> No.78022713

Where the fuck are all the civilians?

All the other people they brought in to be safe?

>> No.78022716

Liam was the one who pressured him.
New twitch ads detect ublocker and other third party shit.

>> No.78022719

Fast thread today. Are we hitting 500 before break?

>> No.78022721


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>> No.78022728

She's barren, remember?

>> No.78022729

get an anit-adblock-killer :)

>> No.78022730

Doors. The recurring enemy returns

>> No.78022732

>solo campaigns
Do Americans really?

>> No.78022733

Of course not.

>> No.78022734

Doubt it

>> No.78022738

there's only those 3 in the ball

>> No.78022747

Is she? Is it because of the AIDS she got from Orion?

>> No.78022748

Liam really needs a haircut, he’s starting to resemble the oily fuck he was in the first episodes of C1.
He’s capable of looking hot like he did around the formal wear Valentines Day episode, but he clearly stopped trying in the pandemic.
I’m drifting back to appreciating Travis the most, who’s never stopped being a stud. Helps that he doesn’t try to be at the center of the campaign, either.

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>Delete your thieves tools

>> No.78022757

The greatest consequences of this campaign is the loss of tools worth 10 gold you can get at fantasy walmart

>> No.78022759

>only three
where are the rest then?

>> No.78022760

>Letting the barbarian break the magically trapped door
Doormatt needs to learn to say no.

>> No.78022761

its actually an Armenian thing.

>> No.78022763

Imagine how much more insufferable she would be if she picked a subclass that actually has class features. Open Hand making turns take twice as long as she forces saves, Shadow asking about illumination in every space, Long Death constantly talking about her temp HP and trying to spam her Fear Aura in stupid situations, Drunken Master with her stupid AC boosters gloating about throwing enemy attacks into each other.

>> No.78022767

Plane of Fire

>> No.78022773


The Scroll can only take caster +8.
There are 10 people in total (7 in the party, Yeza, Luke and Marion)
Veth didn't want her family to go into the ball

>> No.78022779

Strength characters really need any usefulness they can get out of combat, and breaking doors is the one thing that separates tabletop from shitty vidya games.

>> No.78022780

wait did she ever say that? when?

>> No.78022781

>Ashly still doesn’t know what her character does
>it’s the simplest class in the game
Christ she’s worthless.

Also damn, Sam has the exact mannerisms of a player who just flat out doesn’t want to be there. I watched a bit of S1 and it’s night and day how enthusiastic he was.

>> No.78022784

Someone post the greentext about Matt giving them 50 actions to save someone from falling with a million natural 1s

>> No.78022787

This is going to be extremely tiresome isn't it? Will Matt just let them get out easily to spare the audience the suffering?

>> No.78022790
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>You were right someone was following us.
>Holy shit, it's anon. What do you think he wants? Wait, why does he look so scared?
>So he followed us all the way to this secluded area to...do what?
>Oh jeez Laura I feel bad for him. He looks like he's going to cry.

>> No.78022791

following them?

>> No.78022792

They broke the actual dimensional connection lmao

>> No.78022795

>>Letting the barbarian break the magically trapped door
>Doormatt needs to learn to say no.

She broke the connection between the rooms and the void is taking it apart. That isn't Mercer-ful. He is going harder today.

>> No.78022798

He is making shit up.

>> No.78022802

Or hell, we don't know yet. My bet's on the plane of fire through. Brass rod, City of Brass maybe.

>> No.78022806 [DELETED] 

Why is she sitting like a child with ADHD who won't pay attention in school?

>> No.78022809

I wish they would tease me untill I'm sobbing.

>> No.78022820
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>He is going harder today.

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What is it?

>what do you mean
You know. The last thing.

>> No.78022823

to show off her booba

>> No.78022825

they all seem to have those mannerisms these days except for liam and marisha

>> No.78022826

Marishas so fucking stupid

>> No.78022827

>beau literally trying to tpk

>> No.78022828

Sweaty vagina

>> No.78022832

>I watched a bit of S1 and it’s night and day how enthusiastic he was.
They've all changed. Sam, Travis, and Laura have a quarter of the energy they used to while Liam, Taliesin, and Marisha have leaned fully into "this is DEEP MELODRAMA." And like, they were bad in the first game. (Taliesin was okay.)
It was the wedding one-shot that really opened my eyes, they had new life when they got to return to their old characters.

>> No.78022834

this settle down, i prefer my hatred to be vidicated and focused, not at every petty little thing.

Rage is all the sweeter when it it distilled.

>> No.78022835

why do you think? no one is paying her attention

>> No.78022838

Because that is what she is

>> No.78022840

It's quirky

>> No.78022841

Please post this

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i am a retard, heres the image
>Why is she sitting like a child with ADHD who won't pay attention in school?

>> No.78022851

Dare I say, based

>> No.78022854

She's actually explained this, she has a disorder that makes her sweat way more than normal when she's nervous and poses like that help ventilate. I swear I am not joking.

>> No.78022856

did you just learn that?

>> No.78022857

Travis seems really frustrated tonight. Good. Maybe he'll finally lose his patience.

>> No.78022860

Where am I?

>> No.78022862
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>kiss me, anon

>> No.78022863

Anyone playing the episode in the background?

Me, I'm playing arcanum while i listen to these blokes

>> No.78022868

At least this portion actually sounds like a dnd game. Once they cut to the other players it's gonna all be shitty rp and melodrama.

>> No.78022869

Travis finally gets to do something interesting instead of watch people talk to each other in circles, he's eager to get something done.

>> No.78022874

>how and sweaty armpit-jobs is not a meme but a real thing
oh god yes

>> No.78022876

she is my cute little autism wife.

>> No.78022879

Nigger I sweat a lot as well I don't do that

>> No.78022881

enjoy it while it lasts

>> No.78022882

imagine the smell

>> No.78022883

Holy fuck these idiots deserve to die. Why would a completely ransacked room leave three books? BECAUSE THEY ARE CURSED. HOLY FUCKING JUMPING JESUS.

>> No.78022884

Mercer deployed the adjective 'barren' [I think when describing an island with Ripley in C1] and Marisha shot him daggers with her eyes.

>> No.78022885

Me too. Doing a Tome4 run while listening in

>> No.78022889

Loop Hero is doing wonders for distracting me from this train wreck of a season.

>> No.78022890

Am cleaning my room.

>> No.78022892

Now THIS is the real endgame.

>> No.78022893

also why she doesn't typically wear sleeves. I dated a girl in high school who had that same condition. Sure she was kindy stinky but she was super hot otherwise and liked my band.

>> No.78022895

haha i know that they're trying to summon an astral horror and i know we're being chased and i know that even then time is super fast so each second counts,
but can we loot the already looted room?

>> No.78022896

>Me, I'm playing arcanum while i listen to these blokes
Based af anon, Arcanum is top tier.

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>> No.78022899

I'm playing minesweeper and eating dinner

>> No.78022900

I am playing my solo game.

>> No.78022901
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>Being a monk, can I read this language I don't know at all?

>> No.78022907

Got a clip of that?

>> No.78022912

Marisha is fucking stupid lmao I hope this kills them.

>> No.78022913

That doesn't mean anything. My sister has kids and she mentioned that she doesn't like the word either.

>> No.78022919

Playing Sudoku and shitposting here.

>> No.78022924

Thanks. I haven't made any progress yet though, can't decide between playing a supermodel bimbo diplomancer meme build or necromancer or warrior/mage gish-thing and been restarting for a few hours.

>> No.78022925

No way

>> No.78022927

>no you can’t read it
>but here’s what it probably is even though you have no idea what it is
Fucking hell

>> No.78022928
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What is he thinking about?

>> No.78022929

>Marisha shot him daggers with her eyes.
bro. that ain't special. she does that like 5 times an episode.

>> No.78022942

I wish i was cheating right now

>> No.78022943
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playing Minecraft

>> No.78022945

Did you suck her pits?

>> No.78022948

Do americans really?

>> No.78022949

J̸̢͉̻̩͕̮̜͍͙͚̣͔̟͋́́̔̓̑͋̑͘͜ȕ̷͚̠́̔̎̚ṣ̵̛̱͇͒͗̄̍͋̀̈̈͝͠ṯ̴̢͚͋͠ ̴͚̞̈́̎̈́̃s̴̡̼̭̟͚̻̑̑͒̎̿͝ǫ̴̣̳͙̠̙͖͎̤̓͆͒̏͛̒̓͜ͅͅ ̸̧̧̙͓̫͚̯̰̼͕͈͖̦͋̑̂̓̀̽̓̎͆̽̍f̶̧̡̙̪͔̭̻̆̆̓̈́̈̚ụ̸̤͖̖͔̪̋n̵̡̹̦̰̦͈͘

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>> No.78022951
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>Can I punch it and extract its information that way?
I was honestly expecting this question from Marisha

>> No.78022954

They deserve this. I hate them so much. I would have TPK'd these three with that shit.

>> No.78022955

Yes. But you can't have it. It's my personal NFT so you're going to have to throw some dosh around to see it.

>> No.78022957

Necromancy is absolutely broken. Harm is an amazing damagin spell and later on you get a spell that let you contact spirtis of ANY HUMANOID CREATURE YOU KILLED.

>> No.78022958

>Sam has the exact mannerisms of a player who just flat out doesn’t want to be there.
He regrets Liam dictating his character to him, but is going to let him do the same thing next campaign. Their friendship with someone like Liam is odd. It's like when hostages sympathize with their captors

>> No.78022967

When he played cave explorer with Mr. Producer.

>> No.78022969
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>is this nigger for real?

>> No.78022970

alternating between doing session prep, world notes, and playing Loop Hero

>> No.78022972

>I could be maintaining four concentration spells right now

>> No.78022976

You're confused. That's a picture of talespin not liam.

>> No.78022977

He thinks about grooming another underaged fan.

>> No.78022981

How can I bullshit a solution to this, with this 'natural' 20 i just rolled in the last three mins

>> No.78022983

>I'm melty

>> No.78022984

What worries me more than the monologues and theatricality of Liam’s “performances” is a kind of voluntary ineffectiveness - like a character in a play, Liam sometimes focuses on forever “exploring” his situation and feelings, rather than actually playing a game, or role playing a character with agency.
The pinnacle of that, for me, was the late-C1 Raven Queen revenant conversation, with Matt giving Liam multiple chances to persuade the RQ to aid them, while Liam only wanted to be poetic and milk the tragedy, saying nothing of substance.
He does the same with Caleb and his parents, but at least the party kinda nudges him to take any action at all to do with his past

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>They get spaced like an episode of the fucking Expanse
>yOu TaKe ThIrTy FeEt Of FaLl DaMaGe

>> No.78022989

Is there a story here?

>> No.78022990

Roll to look around an empty room
You see nothing

>> No.78022991

I wouldve let her read it. That ability is so fucking worthless and at level fucking 13 no less. A level 1 wizard can do it without even spending a spell slot

>> No.78022993

>i uh uh i'm gonna uh uh, um, lets get w-weird, so I uh uh, i mean i need a quick uhh, um, actually I just uh guiding bolt

>> No.78023001

Repudiation and Jeremiah 4:15

>> No.78023007

That's just 5e in general though

>> No.78023009

not really, it's the same sort of rumor as the orion aids panic.

>> No.78023010

Sam is the only person at that table who doesn't take this game at all seriously. That's why he's willing to go wild and do stupid but interesting shit, risk character death because he knows it doesn't matter, and he's down to let someone else tell him what to play because why not? At the same time, it means that nothing actually matters and why bother being there at all? He'd be okay with sitting in the room for four hours if he got paid for it.

>> No.78023021

I love when Fjord just slams his skull into walls like that time on the ship.

>> No.78023026

>battle music
why though

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>> No.78023030

>[14] Wash thy heart from wickedness, O Jerusalem, that thou mayst be saved: how long shall hurtful thoughts abide in thee? [15] For a voice of one declaring from Dan, and giving notice of the idol from mount Ephraim.


>> No.78023032

Is this live for once?

>> No.78023038

Did Matt forget he's also a Paladin

>> No.78023046

He just wants to have fun and get paid

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i haven't watched for like 4 months what the fuck is going on

>> No.78023050

>Can we have a titty?
Based Marisha

>> No.78023058

Once again Travis is the only one to do anything when a problem happens while everyone else just looks at it.

>> No.78023061

MAgic man with a plan got cornered by bigger magic man with a bigger magic plan in a magic ball.

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>> No.78023080

Travis is such a stud. Laura is a lucky woman

>> No.78023088
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Planning his next 3 hours of soliloquy

>> No.78023092

because he's a man of action, unless it involves being a leader

>> No.78023094

Clay golem?

>> No.78023101
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Am I the only one that wants Mancubus to become canon?

>> No.78023102

are they back in the halls of halas again? why

>> No.78023104

Liam is going to somehow manage a monologue this episode while offscreen. Screencap this.

>> No.78023112
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>> No.78023114

writing his monologue

>> No.78023118

Yeah, same thing happened when they where hiding on the snow from the dragon. he other's would have never made a move.

>> No.78023119

>criticalmod5 We understand that watching 'live' games can be much like a sporting event. However, it’s important to remember to continue to treat others with respect. The crew is telling a story together that includes both homebrew mechanics and improvisation. They alone get to decide what works best for their table and we encourage you to allow yourself to go along for the ride too. We appreciate your understanding in keeping our chat a positive experience.


>> No.78023122

Easily the best part of that one shot.

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>> No.78023132
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oh, look. a 'combat' with a single enemy...i wonder how this will turn out

>> No.78023133

Is paralyzed different from stunned?

>> No.78023137

If Caleb isn’t there liam can’t give a fuck

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>> No.78023141

He went to practice in front of a mirror

>> No.78023142


He had to run to the bathroom mirror to perform a soliloquy to himself.

>> No.78023155
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Why didn't they give Caleb(Liam) the inspiring leader feat? At least then they might be able to get hit points in game for the psychic damage they take IRL every time he opens his mouth

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>> No.78023160

Clay Golem
Condition Immunities Charmed, Exhaustion, Frightened, Paralyzed, Petrified, Poisoned

Not immune to stun.

>> No.78023161

how was this? I'm curious, but fucking misha and marisha? Its a huge red flag for me.

>> No.78023169

Clay Golems, surprisingly lacking an immunity to the Stunned condition.

>> No.78023176

>what happens next
All the brownoids start going insane when they see a white man

>> No.78023181

As a DOOM fan, I enjoyed it.

They all fucking DIE at the end from Doom Guy killing them one at a time. It was very cool.

>> No.78023183

You can speak a bit while stunned but not while paralysed.
Paralysed also gets instant crits in melee

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>> No.78023191

How did we go from multiple pressing plot threads involving a central antagonist, a resurrected antagonist, and a resurrected party member to

whatever the hell is happening right now

>> No.78023193

I already know this episode is going to be a big nothing burger

>> No.78023194

>how was this?

It was pretty fun. They didn't take it seriously and mancubus was hilarious. They were also fighting Doom Slayer so it wasn't an easy encounter.

>> No.78023195

Huh, interesting.

>> No.78023196

Sam is too fucking quick!

>> No.78023200

what would be worse? abyss, hell, or fire plane?

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>> No.78023214

The same way we got to everywhere in this accursed campaign

>> No.78023218

I think i'm willing to give it a shot, now that i know that.
Fuck yeah doomguy

>> No.78023221

In terms of worst to best: Abyss>>Hell>Plane of Fire

>> No.78023223
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What haircut did Liam ask for?

>> No.78023225
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>liam starts talking
I don't have to take this shit. I'm out of here!

>> No.78023229

abyss is the worst, devils could be made deals to get out, fire plane has pieces of the other elemental planes around to survive on

>> No.78023235

The flaccid Californian.

>> No.78023236

>Im over 40 and cannot handle it

>> No.78023238

"Help me pretend I'm not running out of hair" cut

>> No.78023242

There's also the Ashari or whatever druids in setting in the plane of fire

>> No.78023245


The Abomination, from Darkest Dungeon.

>> No.78023251
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So lorebeards of Planescape, do any of you know where they are?

Also how convenient is it that they shifted to another plane and end up in someone's fucking house?

>> No.78023254

"The Main Character"

>> No.78023258

>I'm curious, but fucking misha and marisha?
Uh, that cap is from Doom eternal oneshot, anon. It has neither mica nor marisha

>> No.78023268

Jester knows only Infernal and Common and she's able to read the writing. So 9 Hells?

>> No.78023269

The just fuck my shit up special

>> No.78023275

Cant blame Matt for not wanting to run combats in 5e especially at high level. Especially with a group that plays weekly for six years and still says “wait do I add my Dex to that”

>> No.78023279
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Jimmy Havoc is that you?

>> No.78023281

Same, just started.

>> No.78023282

They were in the Diablo one, right?

>> No.78023285

The "n-no one can tell, right?" combover.

>> No.78023290
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Leem seems to be channeling Tiberius Stormwind with this weird-ass halting speech pattern...and with his main character syndrome.


>> No.78023293

You can certainly blame Matt for not being able to wrange these retards after six years

>> No.78023297
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Love how they were sucking his dick claiming he was a gold dragon but now their coping defense mechanism immediately reconfigured it to devil because the M9 would NEVER hurt a good person!

>> No.78023306

Aren't the Ifreet in the fire plane colossal enslaving pricks though? I mean still not much to Devils but it bares consideration

>> No.78023307

I mean, it was a gift to the wizard guy. It'd be pretty shitty if the gift sent them to somewhere super fucking dangerous

>> No.78023311

Did he also catch his HIV?

>> No.78023319

Wow Matt really wants to emasculate Veth's husband huh?

>> No.78023320

stop screen capping people larping as jar jar

>> No.78023323

how did viewership go from 65k 6 months ago to 95k? are all the youtube duplicates?

>> No.78023334
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The Midlife Crisis
>See? I'm still young, hip and 'with it'

>> No.78023339

One twitch chat message? Are you more drunk than I am?

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What's worse anons, Tiberius trying to Deus Ex Draconia and call in the standing army of an entire nation to fix the party's problems in Whitestone or Caleb becoming a wizard terrorist?

>> No.78023342

Is this the City of Brass? Are they going to meet Senokir from C1?

>> No.78023348

If yussa is a gold dragon matt will either make him a doormat and take no offense at their escape attempt or akshully a lawful evil corrupt gold dragon

>> No.78023352

What happened with them and yussa?

>> No.78023356

It's amazing. He's done every shit thing Orion did on cam and more. Including being creepy on Laura.

>> No.78023362

You just catching on? Dude is the ultimate whimp.

>> No.78023365

Does Sprinkle count as being with Jester when they plane shifted?

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Laura, roll a Reading Rainbow check!!!!

>> No.78023367

It's Matt. All his powerful characters are Lesbians or possess undefined gender. Powerful male wizards are either evil or still incompetent on some level. Regular men are all pathetic/dumb.

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My dream would be matt making Yeza actually cuck nott. With the minotaur. And smiling while at it.

>> No.78023393

Sprinkle is a meme, so no

>> No.78023396

He was always supposed to be a loser, that's why he married Veth.

>> No.78023399

*sniff sniff sniff*

>> No.78023406

Fantasy worlds are always too small because people rarely want to put in an actual planet/earth's amount of detail in

>> No.78023407

Sprinkle is always there, unless there's danger, when it some how gains immunity to all damage types.
Seriously, that fucking weasel should have died so many times by now

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I was reading the Tal'Dorei Campaign Setting and he really has a thing for powerful women to the point where it felt like Mercer's Magical Realm.

Founder of the Tal'Dorei nation? Zan Tal'Dorei, stronk womzn who rose up against evil toxic male Warren Drassig.

Founder of the Syngornian state? Strong powerful Elven sorceress Yenlara led Elves back from the Feywild after the Calamity.

>> No.78023417

LMFAO Sprinkle has zero effect on spells, reality, or anything else. The cast is hoping at this point you forget about Sprinkle so that there's no re-enactment of Travis's shit 'Sprinkle' Roleplay. The CR community does not want to think of death, only lesbian or refused love (Vax/Keyleth), or forbidden attraction (Jester, Caleb)

>> No.78023423

You mean Veth cucking Yeza with Caleb and after they're done Yeza would be allowed to eat Caleb's cum out of her.

>> No.78023462

Get help

>> No.78023466

The dude knows his fanbase. If my fanbase were a bunch of tumblr refugrees saying man bad I would do the same thing if it was paying for my house and means to play D&D for a living.

>> No.78023472

Don't forget the Lesbian goddesses, Melora and Erathis!

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Don't know if I can last this episode either bros...... is this finally it?

>> No.78023475
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Matt is about to nutty-putty Veth.

>> No.78023476

Dude, matt having a musclegirl fetish is a known thing, it's not some /pol/shit conspiracy.

>> No.78023482

and a real campaign setting. like Darksun.

>> No.78023502

Huge nightmare. But also you kinda deserve it crawling around in extremely dangerous caves like this

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Thanks for reminding me of that you nigger I was hoping to forget.
>Storms and natural disasters are caused by the lesbian lover duo of nature and civilisation having fights

Pic very related

>> No.78023525

I can understand the adrenaline and sense of accomplishment of like climbing a mountain or diving super deep underwater. But why the fuck would anyone want to slowly crawl through a tunnel?

>> No.78023547

I wish someone sat down certain players (Laura, Marisha, Tal... Liam too if he’s not beyond help) and had a comforting chat about how their characters are capable of a lot with rudimentary preparation/planning, that their party can overcome powerful enemies and challenges if only they stop spending 70% of their resources on panicking and running away, and that, ultimately, their characters will need to be retired one day, and that it’s a good idea not to be too attached to their OCs.
It seems to me that talking about the players’ apparent anxiety and stress over this campaign could genuinely help them recapture the things that made C1 fun (for the cast and viewers)... though it could also escalate current buried tensions into full-blown feuds.
It’s a win either way, the campaign becomes more fun or we get to see everyone eventually turn on Liam for being too self-absorbed

>> No.78023555

I wish every character's family would die just so we never have to do this shit again

>> No.78023561

Still Tiberius. Caleb's bad but at least he's not trying to get Trent Ikathon to handle the Tomb Takers.

>> No.78023575

good take

>> No.78023581

For Campaign 3 they all play the orphans of the innocent civilians they've murdered so we won't have to worry about that

>> No.78023590

>Not being part of the ubermensch draconian knights brigade

>> No.78023592

>Welcome to Detriot.
Kek chat made me laugh

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>> No.78023601

>Talespin grooming children in DnD too

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>Caduceus farts
So glad they ran away from the plot

>> No.78023619

Campaign 2 is like going to disney land every year and then the next year they take you to Detroit and wonder why you don't like it

>> No.78023624

fire plane :DDDDD

>> No.78023626

If Liam DMs campaign 3, I think Matt will wind up taking his spot as the emotional/edgy character

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>marisha isn't there to stop this veth and jest bonding

Save us beau

>> No.78023636

matts fucking face lol

>> No.78023640

Uh please don't post my wife here.

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what is he thinking

>> No.78023648

Holy fuck Mercer you actually scared me

>> No.78023654

>did I leave the heating on at home...?

>> No.78023662

lmfao stfu you're only scared because here comes again: ..... Fucking nothing.

>> No.78023663

You know the point when someone is so retarded, that they become manifestly based? yah, Marisha on occasion does that.

>> No.78023665

Fucking plane of fire, called it. Matt doesn't have the balls to send them to hell proper.

>> No.78023666

>What do I care more about, money or fun?
>definitely money

>> No.78023670

>feminine figure

>> No.78023671

family tpk
>family tpk
family tpk
>family tpk

>> No.78023673

There she its the BIG MUSCULAR DOMINANT WOMAN mercer almost dies without one for so long

>> No.78023678

Has Matt ever played a compelling character? He seems to love edgelords, but I can't tell if that's just because he does one-shots and the continuity doesn't matter.

>> No.78023685

>I wonder if Adam Colville would like to go to shake and shack with me.

>> No.78023686

diplomacy the elemental :D

>> No.78023691

A nuclear bomb could explode in Yezza's ass and nobody would die.

>> No.78023692

Based retard

Do they have any gear that protects against fire like campaign 1? I remember campaign 1 they had anti fire boots so they didn't get burns on their feetsies from just walking on the plane

>> No.78023700

The fire elemental fucks Jester's mom

>> No.78023701

I'm talking about the fright Ibgot from the voice. I was relaxed with headphones in.

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Consequences! All their sins and crimes finally come to back to haunt them.

If only. Its fun to dream.

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Went on a walk yesterday took a pic.

>> No.78023710

In a way, any NPC you find compelling is him playing a compelling character

>> No.78023711

>It's another 1 monster trivial encounter

>> No.78023717

I must say that's a nice terrain. What does Matt use to hold them and carry them around?

>> No.78023720

>Liam removing fire based spells from his "prepared" list. Remember the fire giants?

>> No.78023723

Jester has the ring, and they have two clerics. They'll probably be fine.

>> No.78023724

Ok the maps pretty cool

>> No.78023727

Welcome to the realm of consequences Might Nein. You will be raped for 1d6 hours plus character level every time you fail a DC 30 intelligence check to stop being murderhoboing retards. Welcome to my magical realm

>> No.78023729

Is this a repost? Or is this goose anon posting sideways geese again?

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>> No.78023734

place your bets folks, will Matt threaten the family members and make things interesting or will he just target the M9 and ignore the family entirely? taking all bets folks, no shekel offer will be turned down!

>> No.78023744

Marisha's office

>> No.78023745

Half the party is missing and the ones that are there are spent on resources. Unless they can talk no jutzu this thing I cant see them surviving a fight with it

>> No.78023750

They went to Hell in C1 , it was basically just New York City. It smelled bad, everyone was rude, and they snorted soul drugs.

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>MFW when my DM actually unveiled Dwarven Forges's Hellscape Terrain before CR for an ultimate fight with Orcus.

>> No.78023752

Holy shit this is some next level fuckery.

>> No.78023764

>american houses
The absolute state

Don't forget that they hid the civilians behind a wooden bookshelf from the fire elementals

>> No.78023766

I think I remember him saying he doesn't think of himself as a good player in general. The longest he's played a character was that dimension 20 lord of the rings parody where he played a shitty version of the witch king, but the point of that was to be over the top.

He definitely has a hard time dropping the dm persona when he plays so he overly describes things and stuff. I just have a feeling that he tends to enjoy darker themes and might not feel as comfortable playing a goofy character.

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>> No.78023770

>What does Matt use to hold them and carry them around?

I think he has used baking trays before.

>> No.78023772

I don't why they keep turning, how do i fix it?

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>omg wow so much lava
>jk don't care, twitter now

Why is Marisha like this?

>> No.78023776

Yeah but they were also a few levels higher. And they almost got stuck there because Keyleth was the only one with planeshift and the ran away from her lmao. They'd be WAY more fucked if they were in hell now (with family in tow).

>> No.78023781

Your DM shells out for Dwarven Forge? Very cool. I've only seen the displays in person at PAX East. They're outrageously expensive but man I can only imagine how cool it would be to play a game using them.

>> No.78023787

Who asked?

>> No.78023791

nice metagaming liam

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brain fried from all the drugs

>> No.78023798

>Based retard
yes, but the thing is, she's on the edge of it, sometimes, rarely, she's a based retard, but most of the time just a retard.

>> No.78023801

Only real fix I can think of is using MS paint on your PC to manually rotate it. This will also keep photography nerds from doxxing you too.

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because she knows her Wife armor protects her from anything matt would do.

>> No.78023809

Mats by Mars, I imagine with either plyboard or some cut of wood underneath (That's what I use, anyway, but I use 4x3 cuts of wood to prepare battle maps on)

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>> No.78023813

ah yes of course liam had cone of cold preped

>> No.78023815

I really would like to Veth's kid to die in this fight. Even if they bring him back to life it would give Veth a really solid reason to fucking quit M9.

>> No.78023817

The DM's wife/girlfriend thing got noticibly worse after the wedding

>> No.78023818

Liam casts fireball that clearly puts Veth's kid in the radius. Matt tells this to Liam. Liam decides to do it anyway, do you think Matt would actually let the kid die?

>> No.78023822

He definitely likes going dark, remember that in C1 the party transformed a would-be assassin into a clone of Vex to be a permanent rape slave for Vex's stalker? And he insisted in the post-campaign that they never saw the clone again. He HATES this tumblr shit.

>> No.78023830

Cool thanks

>> No.78023835

Yeah both he and I have spent (we both run for our group and and off, remotely) like 3k+ in terrain and minis and everything else. I wouldn't dare do anything else... our players love it.

>> No.78023842

this is the most realistic option
when did they get married?

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>> No.78023847

a car. desu, i dony know why he still builds them (unless he gets someone else to do it now)
His style and that of the group is minds eye 95% of the time and he only uses these pretty nice terrains like once or twoce MAX.

I know on talks machina he would bring them in, never use them, then put them back in his car.

>> No.78023862

>when did they get married?
between the ending of Campaign 1 and the beginning of Campaign 2

>> No.78023863

>the creature speeds way far ahead of you guys
>in range for modify memory

>> No.78023864

>musclegirl fetish
kinda based

>> No.78023865

Late 2017, around the end of the first campaign

>> No.78023867

Matt is one of the most virtue signaling motherfuckers on the planet. He may wish he could do darker stuff ocassionally but he absolutely buys into the stronk wawmen shit

>> No.78023870

lets be fair, its because those spells are fucking broken.

>> No.78023872

nevermind she got modify memory off

>> No.78023875

With how trigger happy caleb is, I don't think he learned any lesson at all

>> No.78023879

It's Laura's staff

>> No.78023884

Yeah Matt's campaigns would be dark as FUCK if they weren't streamed. Even that demon or whatever that possessed the Emperor of Emon pre-stream used kids as human shields.

>> No.78023885

Don't forget how absolute saturated critical role and his setting are with tranny and gay shit

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No, they really wouldn't. For one thing you can survive Avernus as low as 6th level, because the published adventure sends you there then. And secondly THE DM WOULD STILL BE MATT MERCER AND THIS WOULD STILL BE A FAKE SHOW ABOUT A FAKE D AND D GAME. They would NEVER be fucked and if you think Mercer would kill a child in a D and D game in front of his quivering self harming blob of an audience you are deluded.

>> No.78023890

>the charmed target is incapacitated
lmao, Matt getting the rules wrong is counteracting Matt Merciful

>> No.78023895

Virtue signalling doesn't mean you actually care about this shit, it just means you know that the people who pay you watch for you to signal.

>> No.78023896

>winding corridor specifically to fuck with line of sight

>> No.78023906

That's really great of you guys. I'm sure you've given some fantastic memories.

That really makes no sense. They have at least a whole office building where there should be plenty of storage for these materials.

>> No.78023912

Yeah Matt is secretly based and epic

>> No.78023921

Considering the spell level, Polymorph is the most bullshit spell in the game in my opinion

>> No.78023926

the elemental casts fireball at 7th level, killing your familys immediately and turning them to un-revivifiable ash

>> No.78023931

If only Allura's staff got destroyed

>> No.78023934

I'm sorry anon, he chose this life

>> No.78023940

not raw
at least just flavor disintegrate to be a fire spell if you want to instant kill someone with no hope of revival

>> No.78023943

Just look at him, he's practically a woman and agrees with all that shit. Plus we know he loves crossdressing and musclegirls and all sorts of faggotry in his personal life.

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inb4 this entire scenario is just an elaborate illusion to scare away trespassers. Wouldn't even be surprised

>> No.78023956

>He says in a gay fucking annoying voice

>> No.78023960

>i cancel crits
this will never stop being the stupidest shit ever designed

>> No.78023961

>1 enemy
>makes 2 single target attacks a turn
he never fucking learns

>> No.78023964

so is this a fire elemental? or something homebrew?

>> No.78023965

fuck grave clerics

>> No.78023968

I have to give honorable mention to Counterspell. Most un-fucking-fun spell

>> No.78023969

Does Liam have to ALWAYS rules lawyer with matt? Good god.

>> No.78023971

>lol cancel
This is why Grave Clerics will forever be banned at my table.

>> No.78023972

Actually, compared to the people he hangs around, hes fucking pedestrian.

Im more surprised with how relatively non virtue signally he is. he definitly is, but if you ever see the groups he hangs around, you would be fucking surprised how comparatively non holier than thou and implicit he is.

>> No.78023976

Mercer believes in inclusivity. POC, LGBTQA+, Disabilities, etc. Its all good and fine.
You want Negative Energy Flood (make it fire and respawn the killed as Magama Mephits or something) or immolation.

>> No.78023979

man grave cleric sucks the fun out of crits huh

>> No.78023987

Compared to actual humans, ie not subhuman Californian Americans, none of them are normal

>> No.78023989

Here's a better one for you, the Creature casts Immolation

>> No.78023994

idk man, thats what they said. but to be fair, that was back in like 2017.

>> No.78024004

This is why you have multiple foes with multiple attacks. Criticals also don't do a ton unless the dice count was really high.

>> No.78024006

I will never take Polymorph on any of my characters. It's just too good as both utility, buff, and debuff. It doesn't even feel like a fun spell.

>> No.78024008

it's fun when the DM and Paladin big dick crit each other

>> No.78024013

Caleb should be in complete shock, unable to do anything for 5 turns, as he remembers how his family must've felt being burned alive. Right? Right?

>> No.78024016

Have these angry candles actually done anything yet?

>> No.78024017

Sure but the versatility and amount of options Polymorph has puts it way over the edge of anything near that level range

>> No.78024019

every one of them is constantly being bleeding hearts on twitter/social media. Matt's worse because he constantly apologizes for shit that's offensive to nobody.

"Beau's Ned Flanders dad was the grossest I've ever felt playing dnd :("

>> No.78024020

It's the fact that the party gets to still get the advantage of it. It could be an interesting skill if it was a passive that could be activated and disables all scripts of everyone.

>> No.78024023

>mid-game combat
looks like we're getting a very short second half of the episode. I'm not looking forward to the party flailing about like a bunch of jackasses for another hour.

>> No.78024024

we really think a 4 year old wouldnt have a heat stroke in this place???

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>> No.78024031

They haven't done that in ages

>> No.78024034

Is there a better metaphor for C2 vs C1 than Caleb relying on Allura's staff to try and accomplish things? Leaning heavily on past success and leveraging goodwill to prop up deficiencies?

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>They're burning spell slots

>> No.78024042

yes true, but everything in relitivity. in a group of media californians he's one of the least media Californian of the bunch.

>> No.78024045

>one enemy encounter
just one fire guardian really this is getting tired mercer

>> No.78024048

>I'm going to...
>let's just...
>I'm gonna do something weird
>wait I can't do that
>I'll just cast 'basic spell here'

>> No.78024050

long rest incoming, anon

>> No.78024052

cmon matt, give us the "the fire elemental moves through the spaces of your family, igniting them"

>> No.78024053

>aura damage
So how many hit points does a halfling toddler have

>> No.78024057

The entire reason they're here is to take a long rest. It's not gonna matter.

>> No.78024062

He never did it during combat rounds either.

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How do you think Travis' taxes are going?

>> No.78024070

1 i hope

>> No.78024074

Told you we'd get 500 before the break.

>> No.78024082

based matt at least giving the semblance of danger by making luke do something

>> No.78024083
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I really miss gameranch. I've watched the Laura/Travis episode 4 times since it aired.

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>Literal toddlers entering combat against fire monsters

>> No.78024089

Well, I wouldnt know since I dont Twitter, But I can only assume how odious and back handed it is. It was there since 2016 since they are kind of at the grounds zero of the whole shtich. Im just saying in his active on screen appearance hes half decent at not being a complete snide idiot like some other. Its mostly about the process and how you conduct yourself anyways rather than the belief.

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Its range is limited and its use is limited to the WIS mod. While its unlikely you will pull 5 critical hits a day, you've got other options to attack players. Criticals are not the end all be all.

>> No.78024095

>lets fly near the family and do big damage so it comes after me

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>What were your business expenses last year?
>Wait fuck, oh fuck, how long have I been doing that?

>> No.78024115

>Caleb looks over his shoulder: You got this, right buddy?
>lightening faggot boots his way away from luc

>> No.78024117

Standing near the family is the safest place on the map because Matt is not gonna attack a kid

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>> No.78024125

>We're going to start doing things differently around here mzn and womxn of Critical Role LLC. Every payday you'll roll 4d6 plus your tumblr followers to determine your paycheck

>> No.78024131

I don’t believe so. That’s beautiful, Anon.
It’ll only become more fitting once Caleb breaks the staff pursuing his personal vendetta, especially if he kills any of the party members forced to go along with his plans.

>> No.78024132

200 iq caleb play

>> No.78024134

remember "they use all pronouns :)" Otis

>> No.78024135

>matt describing how hurt it is
damn its almost dead, things were almost getting interesting

>> No.78024142

Brian and Travis playing Outlast is a good one too.

>> No.78024144

The virgin Otis vs the chat Hotis

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Oh shit here we fucking go!

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Hahahahahaha yes

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>> No.78024165

But crits are fun, for the DM too. IMAGINE how the party would react if Matt shut down their crits, even those that don't mean anything like a single Monk strike hit. Let alone a fully loaded Smite Crit.

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>> No.78024173

Nobody really thinks they're going to kill children right? They won't even kill off adults

>> No.78024174

Somebody check twitch chat for seethe

>> No.78024176

the madman did it

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>> No.78024180

>hey guys, where did we keep the reviving diamonds
>oh, they're right here in the.. bag of...

>> No.78024182

You guys brought the families to death planes,


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Fuck, let's go!

>> No.78024188

Do it Matt or no balls

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>> No.78024192

> chat right now
Incredible; worth staying up for.
> people actually threatening Matt in the chat

> Caleb might die forever

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fuuuuuck offffffff

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>implying resurrections aren't free in Doormatt campaigns

>> No.78024212

Let's go! Kill 'em all

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>> No.78024214

No fucking way that kid has more than 20 hit points.

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>> No.78024219

>Marion is up
>Luke rolls a 20
Fuck off Matt

>> No.78024221

matt was just figuring out instant death for Luc hahahah

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>> No.78024225

Mercer actually did it the mad lad

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>> No.78024231

You notice how people start to actually pay attention and stop doing their taxes and scrolling on Reddit when there's actual danger and tension?
What this campaign has been lacking for hundreds of hours. Even the smallest hint of danger and people immediately perk up like they just ingested 2L of Monster

>> No.78024233

>It's actually yeza who dies

>> No.78024234

This is some full belly laughing I'm experiencing right now. Let him stay dead and let the fans come for Matt!

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>> No.78024248

10 hours later
>you emerge from the happy fun ball to the charred corpses of your entire party

>> No.78024249

I cant believe they didnt put the family in the magic ball and instead took the toddler to the fire plane

>> No.78024250

20? The kid's four fucking years old. It would be generous to say he has ONE hit point.

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>> No.78024261

C-could matt possibly be?

Be based?

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>> No.78024275

its 5e. resurrections are free. No negative levels here.

>> No.78024278

does anyone knwo what they're fighting?

>> No.78024279

>sam is too dumb to bonus action hide behind something to get his sneak attack

>> No.78024282

Commoners have fucking 4 hit points.

Is the kid stronger than a commoner?

>> No.78024283

To be fair they didn't know exactly where the scroll would send them. They have very little experience with other planes.

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>> No.78024297

A kid should at MOST have 4 HP. Minimum 19 damage. -15. Instant kill.

>> No.78024299

>Matt! kill the family!
>Matt! include more enemies!
Seems like we are getting both

>> No.78024300
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>it's worse

>> No.78024301

No fucking way Jester's mom has more than 10 HP, either. She shouldn't survive 39 fire damage even with success and resistance.

>> No.78024302

Much better than just fighting Trent LUL

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>> No.78024306

Why is their first reaction is to fight it? Dude was shouting about sanctum or something, and they're far too exhausted to do a proper fight

>> No.78024310

if matt is truly based he'll outright kill the kid from 20 going over the negative 4 threshhold

>> No.78024312

I'm pretty sure matt calculated that Luc was instantly killed. He was starting on, "And Luc is downed..." but then realized he still took 20 damage, way more than double his HP. instant death

>> No.78024315

>Fire elemental looks at them over its glasses, removes them, gives a sigh, and sets the fire retardant book down

>> No.78024317

Wtf bros why is DoorMatt being based suddenly?

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>> No.78024323

I feel like the study (assuming beau isnt an idiot and grabs books) and dead dragon room are infinitely safer than an unknown plane

>> No.78024324

Anons who know 5e better than I do, what are the rules around being on fire? What's the rough damage range you take every round from being on fire?

Caleb's unconscious body should be burning right now

>> No.78024325

Merciful becomes M U R D E R O U S

>> No.78024327

>No fucking way Jester's mom has more than 10 HP, either.

She's not exactly a commoner.

>> No.78024331

id say giving 10 is merciful.

Given that kids scale somewhat.

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>> No.78024343

Depends on the source of the fire. A Fire elemental's damage is 1d10 fire damage each turn

>> No.78024345

tfw level 20 Whore

>> No.78024346


From a standard fire elemental being on fire does 1d10 each round.

>> No.78024351

taking any damage while down is one failed death save

>> No.78024355

What adventuring does she do?

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>> No.78024363

sam use your halfling luck for the bolt damage you shitter it just killed your family

>> No.78024364

Poor Sam. Now that Veth's cuckold and kid are dead, he'll be forced to stick with her for longer.

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>> No.78024372

I think she had bard levels

>> No.78024373

>roll for STDs

>> No.78024376

>I rape the orc to death

>> No.78024377

Sam is now cheating....

>> No.78024378

Guiding bolt should not be giving advantage to any of them, come on.

>> No.78024382

what??? 2 nat 20's to make it one low lvl enemy again...... they arent even trying anymore

>> No.78024384

lol they're all glowing, merciful mercer strikes again

>> No.78024389

>tfw now free to seduce caleb

>> No.78024391

>Remember, you're here forever!

>> No.78024393

well this is a bust.

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>> No.78024402

I cast the spell plan b at 9th lvl.

>> No.78024409

eh, it makes sense for her to have more. like maybe 40-50

>> No.78024415

Why do cheaters always go full bore claiming natural 20s. You'd think they'd cover their tracks better by going for high yet less unbelievable rolls.

>> No.78024419

>my brain is

>> No.78024422

Veth is going to find burnt bodies, like in Spec Ops: The Line.

>> No.78024423

>like maybe 40-50
Nigger what the fuck are you talking about? Have you ever even heard of Dungeons & Dragons before? You certainly don't sound like you've played it before

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>veth's kid gets burnt to death
>sprinkle will somehow survive again

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>> No.78024432

holy shit he's going into minmax munchkin overdrive mode he's gonna overload!

>> No.78024439

nice anon

>> No.78024442

his brain is just a little melty guys, no bigy.

>> No.78024443

Of all the people to claim dice cheating, you take the most hungry in their pursuit of de-meta-gaming with Sam?

>> No.78024444

>my family is melty

>> No.78024446

but its all about the meme! they need the hype, bewbewbew, waving their arms around like muppets

>> No.78024452

he didnt mention Luke, he be ded LUL

>> No.78024454

>order lunch an hour ago
>still hasn't arrived
I bet its a fucking pajeet driver again.

>> No.78024456

>MARION gets 14 hit points
Luc is dead

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>> No.78024461

>Matt is going to just ignore certainly incinerated child and let this gay cure wounds handwave everyone to healthy

>> No.78024464

Yeza and Luc are 100% dead

>> No.78024465

>he actually thinks something bad will happen
oh no no no no

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nigger this ain't Dungeons and Dragons. This is Matt Merciful's Mild Ride Stronk Womyn edition!

>> No.78024469
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Matt "Kid Killer" Mercer

>> No.78024470

How is jesters mom getting that hurt? She's resistant to fire.

>> No.78024471

do you guys fucking remember when percy would do 4 attacks with his weird artifact rules and called shot shit and then action surge and do another 4 attacks AND IT WAS FASTER THAN CASTING ONE SPELL AS CAD

>> No.78024472
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Based trips

>> No.78024481


>the john want's to go raw for 2 gold coins
>roll a contested persuasion check to convince him to wear a rubber
>wait, you roll with advantage due to your Veteran Streetwalker feature
>Whores, man. Overpowered.
>He asks if you are clean
>roll a deception check

>> No.78024485

Divorce for Veth if Yeza lives.

>> No.78024487

it was 39 fire damage anon

>> No.78024490

she is a commoner

>> No.78024495

Yasha: teleported to hell, killed my entire family
Veth: same

>> No.78024500

are you blind nigger?

>> No.78024501

All according to Caleb's plan
Burn all families so his new fake one has to stay with him

>> No.78024502

Ding dong the kid is dead.

Which young kid, the Halfling kid.

Ding dong the Halfling kid is deeeeeeeeeeeeeead.

>> No.78024503

>chat blaming Matt for the kids death
Sam is the retard who thought bringing his family along on fire plane adventures was a good idea

>> No.78024504


She's at least a noble, probably has some sort of bard levels.

>> No.78024509

Westruunridge Farms remembers

>> No.78024512

yeah i saw it afterwards. too distracted at the prospect of CONSEQUENCES

>> No.78024513

>Veth is so distraught that her family is dead she jumps into the lava
>Sam gets a new character

>> No.78024518

It's incredible to imagine that all of this is because they stole amulets they didn't need, from someone who would've probably given them away for free if they'd asked.

>> No.78024525

Nice trips anon

>> No.78024526

It was jester who was super pissy about not putting the family in the ball and insisted they take them to the unknown fiery plane

>> No.78024530

There's still way to nullify all this, just revive Luke, and memory wipe him to prevent PTSD, but that's not really interesting because modify memory is so abused in this game

>> No.78024532

>ell, killed my entire family
>Veth: same
yah, cant argue with you there.
litterally a PLANE OF FIRE.

>> No.78024538

They're just gonna revivify the kid.

>> No.78024540

>I pull out my handaxe, with the dried blood and greymatter of an innocent fisherman still clinging to the metal

>> No.78024546

watching caleb go full psycho cause he got his best friends kid killed in a fiery explosion will feed liam soliloquy-wise for at least a month

>> No.78024548

"criticalmod5 yes, this is stressful but remember they have diamonds and can bring Luc back. Each round is 6 seconds. They can get Luc back"
Holy shit even the mods are trying to save face

>> No.78024551

>mods literally have to calm down chat by telling them ressurection is possible
jesus christ this is pure gold

>> No.78024552

The absolute pottery of Caleb burning a second family because his instrinsic allure charming Veth to stay for just one more mission, "for the greater good"

>> No.78024559

Wait did the kid die or the husband? And if the kid died, why did the husband run off?

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>> No.78024561

no spell slots oh no no no

>> No.78024565

So they could beat the Tomb Takers who they could have beaten earlier if they weren't cowards

>> No.78024567

Revivify has to be within 1 minute.

>> No.78024573

>The congealed fleshmatter will be extra effective against an ignian foe.

>> No.78024576

That's 10 rounds. In D&D combat, that's nothing.

>> No.78024579

Then it'll be Raise Dead

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Enjoy it while you can, lads. Matt is going to get so much blow back from this we will be back to no consequences in no time.

>> No.78024584

Veth is finally gonna quit the party, no matter what happens, maybe even before the TT plot line gets resolved (if it ever will).

Someone in chat compared Sam’s expression to the one he had in Scanlan’s leaving episode. I’m very excite

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>criticalmod5 Remember to respect all in chat including NPC's. Luc is a child. This is your final warning

>> No.78024589

Gentle repose, literally a non-issue. Cad has to have a 2nd level spell available.

>> No.78024590

>implying melty won't gentle repose the charred child corpse

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>> No.78024596

I am convinced this show is scripted, if even only slightly so, and it's just complete boring garbage at this point.

>> No.78024597

>bringing your family to hell

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>> No.78024612

>I'm just gonna, ah, get something, ahm, going on the corpse

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This is fucking amazing, best episode in a long time. Also remember that Yeza ran away and abandoned his dead child lmao.

>> No.78024615

Yeza and Luc should both be killed so Veth needs to choose who to save.

>> No.78024620

>implying this is even consequences

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Matt "Six feet old? More like six feet under" Mercer

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>> No.78024630

holy shit the spergs in chat are fuming
even though there's not gonna be any consequences this is still hilarious

>> No.78024631

If only 5e had more negative energy, soul eating creatures. Nothing like your beloved npc literally ceasing to exist because some extraplanar dick nommed on his soul.

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>> No.78024634

It should make Caleb have his memory of all spells wiped and retire.
For some reason I don't think that will happen.

>> No.78024635

Seriously I already feel bad for the shit storm Matt is about to get sent at him

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>> No.78024644

Only as much as a player might say "I want to have a chance for my character to express X, so I need a plot point like X to happen" which I think is fair in any D&D game.

>> No.78024645

Marion and the kid were on one side, Hexa on the other. He ran toward his dead kid.

>> No.78024650

>people crying about lack of trigger warnings
hahahahhaha get the fuck out of this hobby forever mental health plebs

>> No.78024651

there's no way they didnt keep their diamonds in the bag of holding, right?
>inb4 I keep one on my person at all times

>> No.78024658

It at least happened to the one player who will let it affect their character even if it gets wiped away.

>> No.78024659

How many rounds have passed for charred baby?

>> No.78024660


>> No.78024664

I can't wait for all the tumblrinas to scream at Doormatt for injuring a kid, like it's all his fault the M9 have made stupid fucking decisions. And I also can't wait for him to bow his head and enact the Skyrim policy where kids are invincible forever and always.

>> No.78024665

Then why is Marion holding Luc and Yeza wasn't there when Veth checked on them? Or did my stream pause and I missed something.

>> No.78024667

another narrow escape for the M9 and a 4 yr old LUL

>> No.78024669


>> No.78024670

2 or 3

>> No.78024671

If Veth doesn't leave the group after her son was burned to death there's no reason to be invested in this campaign.

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>> No.78024678

Can dead bodies be brought home with Plane Shift?

>> No.78024679

Alright anons let's help Matthew the Magnificently Merciful compose his apology tweet. I'll start:

Dear Critters,

>> No.78024680

Imagine bringing your family into the plane of fire instead of the one place you’ve explored before and has been explored repeatedly later by a master wizard

>> No.78024681

Is there any special rules about what happens when someone dies in the planes? I vaguely remember something about that.

>> No.78024682

Guess again

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I'll always say this: Death is a campaign should have an impact emotionally. It might not be permanent but it should hurt. The death of Luc while this will be temporary should scar these characters. So there WILL be consequences for this, even if its simply internal consequences with the characters themselves..

>> No.78024686

It is moments like this I regret being banned from chat so I could make fun of these people.

>> No.78024700

Are-are they getting my hope up?

I want some actual drama for once.

>> No.78024705

Reminder that Veth

>Saved her kid
>Saved her husband
>Got them both relatively safe
>Got turned back to normal and was unknown to the empire
>WANTED to retire as soon as she had done so

and Caleb convinced her to keep adventuring. Can't wait to see Liam try to worm his way out of this.

>> No.78024708

>Jester jumps in lava too

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>> No.78024715

I'm getting Underdark flashbacks

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>> No.78024718

Jester's had enough

Now committing seppuku by lava KEK

>> No.78024719

>Jester Dying

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>> No.78024721

jester DEAD

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>> No.78024724

Yes because dead bodies count as objects by the rules of the game

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>> No.78024726

Oh yea, Liam will get to have a super angry and sad monologue about how this is all Trent's fault

>> No.78024727

>Cleric falls into lava

>> No.78024731

Reddit brought up a good point, that Caleb's Transmutation Stone can now be used for a 1/long rest no resource Raise Dead.

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>Jester and Luc

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Matt "Deep Fried Toddler" Mercer

>> No.78024736

>18d10 lava damage
18d10 lava damage
>18d10 lava damage
18d10 lava damage
>18d10 lava damage
18d10 lava damage
>18d10 lava damage
18d10 lava damage
>18d10 lava damage
18d10 lava damage
>18d10 lava damage
18d10 lava damage

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>> No.78024739

She was standing next to him when he died, so she's holding him. That's what Beth saw. Matt just didn't describe that Yeza was also there.

>> No.78024742

>How many diamonds am I going to have to burn?
You don't have them any more you metagaming fuck. But Doormatt will give it to you anyways

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i hope not. Im sure i remember that vox machina fought some bad guy who used kids as literal shields and keyleth killed one
pic related

>> No.78024744

>The death of Luc while this will be temporary should scar these characters.
But it won't because they don't know how to act for these characters.

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>Only 5d10
Come on now

>> No.78024747

>latively safe
>>Got turned back to normal and was unknown to the empire
>>WANTED to retire as soon as she had done so
>and Cale
doesnt matter.

>> No.78024749

Damn. I really wanted deaths, but why did it have to be Jester? Why couldn't it have been Cad?

>> No.78024758


>> No.78024765

>literally letting the party off AGAIN

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I took a nap for an hour and now we are already at 700 posts?
WTF happened?

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>> No.78024769

still needs diamonds right?

>> No.78024772

Never leaving some Critrole fan tell me again that it's a legit game.

>> No.78024773


>> No.78024774

>curb your cold resistance
Oh, Jester...!

>> No.78024777

>Luc cannot be revivified
>Veth hears a familiar voice in her head
>The Hag revives him as a goblin

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>> No.78024788

veth's kid is dead
Jester jumped in lava

>> No.78024792

The kid's dead and Jester is close to dying lol

>> No.78024794

What are the lava rules? Feel like I read them in the DMG at some point.

>> No.78024795

Merciless is back again boy

>> No.78024799

Matt "make a fire char a child' Mercer killed luc

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>> No.78024802

Matt "Sprog Scorcher" Mercer

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>> No.78024811

Something happened, anon. That's what happened. Something finally happened.

>> No.78024812

My. God.

That would be amazing.

>> No.78024813

> Laura getting salty
It’s happening, pals

She’s the player most attached to their own character; Matt didn’t incinerate Luc’s body, but he could destroy Jester’s. I’m genuinely concerned how Laura would take that while hoping against hope it’ll happen

Wait combat is over, end of consequences

>> No.78024815

its almost becoming a good episode.

Is it possible that the time off consequences have arrived? not liekly

>> No.78024817

>how do you want to do this

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>> No.78024822

Hitting lava is 5d10
Submerged in lava is 18d10

So Matt is correct.

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Imagine being this cucked.

>> No.78024842

Cheers to Matt "Kid Killer" Mercer

>> No.78024843


>> No.78024845

Wait did he really nerfed that shit too

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>> No.78024851

Infant Incineration.

>> No.78024852

>Matt's look of dread thinking about social media blowback

>> No.78024854

10d10 for wading through lava, 18d10 for being submerged. 5d10 is a bit low but for just stumbling your foot in lava it's not the worst

>> No.78024858

>Matt "If there age is on the clock, they're ready for the cutting block" Mercer

>> No.78024859

wading through a lava stream is supposed to be 10d10 but I'll accept 5d10, could have been nothing at all

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What are you doing? I'm going to make some tea and have a piss

>> No.78024866

Matt "Brenatto Broiler" Mercer

>> No.78024869

i guess

>> No.78024870

Remember when Vax stepped on lava and was forced to deal with lingering penalties for several rests?

>> No.78024876

>this ad

>> No.78024879

>this grotesquely cute add clashing with the death of a child

>> No.78024881

You know the first thing most of them thought was "Holy fuck Matt is about to get DESTROYED by the fanbase"

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Break time is a perfect time to coom to some Critical Role porn so here's a link to CR Lewds collection . https://mega. nz/folder/PExQ1AqY#SumeYdwazUiOBXTPKi_dWg
Have fun guys

>> No.78024883

if it was still an offline game that prob what he would do.

there was a moment in the campaign close talks machina where Laura asked about some interaction she had with a random nobleman that happened prestrem.

Matt said he had Vex cloned and basically (the implication) made the cloned vex a sex slave.

>> No.78024885

I would kick this player out of my group immediately if I found out he posted that. This is the type of faggy cunt that ruins it for everyone else.

>> No.78024887

Man this episode been pretty lit.

>> No.78024890

Looks like the Brenatto family...has run out of their Halfling Luc.

>> No.78024893

What I'm wondering is, what stat block was that? Because if it was something original, I imagine he could've just severely reduced that explosion damage.

>> No.78024896

Blaming the DM on a very simple situation is unfair. Second more importantly if the players are having fun thats all that matters.

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>> No.78024901

I was wondering how long it'd take for matt to get cancelled over this

>> No.78024902

Eating Onion rings, pulled bbq pork burger, and a massive sprite

>> No.78024907

Honestly I'm also thirsty for some tea, good idea anon. Also I'm trying to configure arcanum to run on windowed mode, don't think it can be run on fullscreen windowed. It's just annoying not being able to alt tab because the screen doesn't change, but at least the game loads fast enough you can just save and quit in 5 seconds.

>> No.78024908

tfw one of the players in my group lost her character because she went off into the woods alone and a roving troll found her. Some really shitty rolls for her later she was killed, had her arms and legs cut off, and was assumed to be used as a troll onahole until her body decomposed.

>> No.78024913

Someone please collect these nicknames given to Matt

>> No.78024914

So Adam Koebel got canceled for narrating a scene of a creepy mechanic "raping" a robot, because that triggered people and they insisted that that was equivalent to Koebel raping the player. Is Matt about to get canceled for reveling in the grotesque pleasure of murdering a child?

>> No.78024918

excited to see what sam's next character is

>> No.78024919

Now that the fun part's over I'm considering just going to bed and watching the rest on Monday. As based as Matt was, I know he's probably scrolling through hate messages on Twitter this very second and will not do anything crazy anymore today due to the backlash

>> No.78024921

You should substitute sugar for honey anon, it's the best decision I've made with it

>> No.78024922

they've just been sliced!

>> No.78024924

Yeza is fucking hot in that page, I’ll have to check out the whole thing.

>> No.78024925

who else /greentea/ here?

>> No.78024927

Lucky bastard

>> No.78024932

This is prerecorded dumdum.

>> No.78024938
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