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Previous Thread >>77731704

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>> No.77735171

>> No.77735191

What's with the sudden surge in speed? All those threads over the last 12 hours, sheesh.

>> No.77735207

>>77735191
The moralfags were nearly wiped out, a bunch new loli cyoas were started, and there was much rejoicing.

>> No.77735219

>>77735191
Well you see anon, the moralfags made a big shitstorm and we won handily. Most of them are gone now, and we’re hoping the rest will leave soon too so we can stop seeing shitty reddit oc everywhere

>> No.77735221

>>77735191
The GOLDEN AGE has arrived at last

>> No.77735223

>> No.77735228

Chain of Isekai.
Savestate Kino

>> No.77735230

>>77735191
All three lolifags (generous estimate) have gone into turbomode circlejerking about their 'victory' as though saying it makes it true. If past Tok flipouts are any indication, they'll get bored soon enough.

>> No.77735238

>>77735223

>> No.77735240

>>77735230
>ITS TOK AND TWO SHITPOSTERS PLEASE BELIEVE ME

>> No.77735246

>>77735228

>> No.77735253

>>77735238

>> No.77735255

>>77735191
Moralfags got btfo harder than ever before. More loli cyoas are being made than ever before. In short, >>77735221.

>> No.77735256

>>77735171
Ooh, nice find, I forgot about this one. More shortstack than loli, but works for me.

>> No.77735259

>> No.77735262

>>77735207
>>77735219
>>77735221
>>77735230
Guess I gotta skim them this time rather than just grabbing files.

>> No.77735263

>>77735256
lmao, close enough right bro!

>> No.77735266

>>77735246

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>>77735253

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>>77735259

>> No.77735281

>>77735268

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>>77735272

>> No.77735286

>>77735230
You do have literally no defense but trying desperately to pretend that there aren’t many anons who like lolis in this general, don’t you? News flash, there’s a fuckton of us, and we just had half of a nearly perfect thread. So now please leave and we’ll go back to having fun without you.

>> No.77735287

>>77735240
>IT'S TOK AND HIS TWO ACCOMPLICES: TOK 2 AND TOK 3

>> No.77735291

>>77735228
Thanks for this one anon, one of my favorites.

>> No.77735297

Posting this again since it was near the end of the last thread.

>> No.77735301

>>77735286
They’re shitposters anon, they’re not trying to make sense.

>> No.77735309

>>77735287
>>77735301
lmao, very true

>> No.77735310

>> No.77735312

Latest changelog:

>Added JRPG
>Finished Thistlewaite

Work needed is as follows:

>Incomplete
Anduin
Bliss
DSA
Fumblemore
Hexalby
Languid Cicada
New Observer
Peil

>Almost complete
nxtub (first cyoa description is a bit sparse, would be nice to have one more boon/bug/bane)
Savestate (three boons, two banes)
Sockminster (a boon and a bug)
unDEFINED (description, more boon/bug/bane)

>Might need a rewrite
Acheld (claim it is too mean)
Aromage (adding slashfiction feels a little too much)
Eternal Anon (glowing eyes and halo?)
Gil (adding slashfiction feels a little too much)
Highlander (claim it is too mean)
Sandnigger (claim it is too mean)

>Haven't even started
clockworkGhost, EDG, Excelanon, Fox, GenieAnon, GiftedAnon, Homo author #1, Homo author #2, Homo author #3, Liminal, MaskAnon, Mithradates Excelsior, Overlord, Pallas, Quiet, RavenKing, SDA, Spadsey, Strife, TextAnon, Thoth, Thrallherd, and Tunebuggy (possibly more)

>> No.77735313

>> No.77735319

>>77735297

>> No.77735321

>>77735310

>> No.77735323

>>77735310
>posting aroshit
Other reddit cyoas weren’t obvious enough, were they?

>> No.77735338

>>77735266

>> No.77735339

>>77735319

>> No.77735341

>>77735321

>>77735323
If it's fun I don't care what z-list namefag threw it together.

>> No.77735350

>> No.77735352

I've always gotten the vibe that the reason mods don't do their job in this thread is because they actively hate it and wish they could get rid of it, because they don't agree with moot ruling CYOAs to be /tg/.

>> No.77735353

>>77735341
at least try to not sound like a redditor holy shit

>> No.77735357

>>77735338

>> No.77735362

>>77735353
>Everything I don't like is reddit

>> No.77735364

>>77735350

>> No.77735367

>>77735352
And what job would you want them to do? Ban all lolifags? Eliminate every single person who doesn’t like your favorite authors or cyoas? Get rid of every coomer, weeb, and waifufag?

>> No.77735368

>>77735341
Just noticed I think there's nip in Felicia's pic

>> No.77735370

>>77735357

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>> No.77735384

>>77735364

>> No.77735386

>>77735362
>aromage isn’t reddit
Really?

>> No.77735390

>>77735367
Get rid of your obvious samefagging.

>> No.77735393

>>77735352
Do they actually not? Because if we can expand into NSFW, then there's a lot more loli CYOAs we can post.

>> No.77735399

>>77735384
>File

>> No.77735405

>>77735390
If we’re all one big samefag, how do you explain the three or four posts we can make in a minute?
>>77735393
Don’t try that, the moralfags will report it and ruin everything.

>> No.77735409

>>77735312
EVERY FUCKING THREAD WITHOUT FUCKING FAIL. FUCK.

>> No.77735413

>>77735399

>> No.77735419

>>77735386
How the fuck should I know and why the fuck should I care?

>> No.77735421

>>77735367
I'd rather they just prevent these thread-wide inane arguments from happening by banning whoever brings them up. Someone keeps bringing up "moralfags" or "lolifags" and drags previous thread drama into current thread. Posts like >>77731752 or >>77731843 were clearly meant to do nothing but incite a flamewar.

>> No.77735424

>>77735405
You have a phone, Tok.

>> No.77735431

>>77735413

>> No.77735437

>>77735367
Don’t bother anon, they were gloating about it two threads ago. They were boasting about being jannies and banning us all. He’s just baiting you.

>> No.77735441

>> No.77735443 [SPOILER] 

>>77735431
Left Door

>> No.77735445

>>77735424
Yes, four of them, and 30 ip addresses

>> No.77735452

>>77735367
>Ban all lolifags?
One could only hope.

>> No.77735456 [SPOILER] 

>>77735431
>>77735443
Right door

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>> No.77735489 [SPOILER] 

>>77735480

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>>77735496

>> No.77735518

>>77735501

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>> No.77735551

>>77735536

>> No.77735553

>>77735501
This is a fucking great cyoa, but am I retarded? How many spells do we choose? Is it just a spellbook where the only choice is to burn or not to burn?

>> No.77735564

>>77735550

>> No.77735567

>>77735551

>> No.77735569

>>77735424
3 different anons promised some kind of loli or waifu cyoa, 2 of them posted wips, were those anons also tok?

>> No.77735571

>>77735553
As many as you want but you have to kill a certain number of people for each spell

>> No.77735576

>>77735564

>> No.77735577

>>77735496
Are you unironically posting thistlewaite cyoas and trying to pretend you’re not shitposting? Seriously?

>> No.77735580

>>77735567

>> No.77735591

Why have so many of you morons been shitting on Tok? Like him or hate him, for years he's basically been one of the only obstacles between /cyoag/ and a complete moralfag takeover. Tok walked so this general could run.

>> No.77735593

Reposting in new thread

>>77733426
>>77733452
>>77733474
Hope Nxtub reads this and knows I quite enjoyed his work. I like the concept of parenting a fated child to put them on a good path (with other options available).

I usually hate random roll systems but combining that with a price system and trade-offs for more points was a stroke of genius.

Overall strong art, sufficient but not wall amounts of text, layout, original concept and pricing system.

Good on ya!

If anyone (or dude himself) has more of his stuff please do post.

>> No.77735594

>>77735553
You have as many points as you're willing to brutally and painfully massacre innocents.

So, I guess infinite points then probably? Yeah, I bet.

>> No.77735595

>>77735591
This but unironically.

>> No.77735599

>>77735591
Hahahahahahahahahahaaa Put your trips back on Tok.

>> No.77735605

>>77735571
>>77735594
Then I take that book baka, who gives a shit about killing?

>> No.77735612

>>77735593
>sucking some reddit author’s dick
Shameful display, anon.

>> No.77735615

reddit actually made a pretty decent mech cyoa
I guess even normies can learn

>> No.77735620

>>77735591
Tok is an asshole, but he makes a lot of CYOAs, so that's good in my book.

t. Tok

>> No.77735631

>>77735501
>become little girl
>spam hypnosis
>get an army
>win
I’m going to enslave all the moralfags and turn them into little girls. Every last one, muahahahahaha!

>> No.77735634

>>77735615

>> No.77735640

>>77735593
I personally don't see the point because it's not your child and you get nothing out of it. I can understand wanting to raise my child well and I can understand raising a random child for payment, but not raising a random child for free.

>> No.77735643

>>77735615
>still shilling for reddit
Go back.

>> No.77735652

>> No.77735654

>>77735640
The mind of the redditor is one of cuckery and onions. Ignore him.

>> No.77735662

>>77735634

>> No.77735668

>>77735640
But it is about raising your own child, anon. They're not some random kid you adopted.

I mean, unless you mean you'd rather raise your actual real life child, in which case no cyoa can help with that.

>> No.77735669

>>77735652

>> No.77735675

>>77735620
He makes lots of CYOAs, but none of them are good. Better a few CYOAs actually worth a damn. Zero times ten is still zero.

>> No.77735683

>>77735662

>> No.77735687

>>77735668
It's not an isekai so it's not my child.

>> No.77735693

>>77735683

>> No.77735699

>>77735652
Holy shit that's a primitive fossilized version of Accidental Magical Girl.

>> No.77735706

>>77735654
That's not a very nice thing to say about onions!

>> No.77735708

>>77735693

>> No.77735720

>>77735699

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>>77735727

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>> No.77735753

What the fuck is with all the image spam?

>> No.77735756

>>77735747

>> No.77735763

>>77735699
That was the version that was posted in the thread before autists chased them into their own general.

>> No.77735767

>>77735756

>> No.77735776

>>77735699
Still good though!

Here's a screenshot of my build notes from when I did it.

>> No.77735785

>>77735767

>>77735763
Seems like the one time that actually resulted in something growing.

>> No.77735789

>>77735776
Referring to >>77735652

>> No.77735803

>>77735785

>>77735776
Yeah I'd only ever seen the new version, so the classic one's kind of a trip. Started strong and stayed strong.

>> No.77735814

>> No.77735816

>>77735615
>no magic
its shit

>> No.77735822

Goblin cyoa?

>> No.77735823

>>77735814

>> No.77735833

>>77735822
There's actually a few good goblin CYOAs

>> No.77735839

>>77735687
>no you don't understand, I absolutely MUST get the random god/angel/demon/mage scene as I am summoned
>I can't accept that I start at the point pertinent to the cyoa, where I have my kid, no, I MUST have my pick of waifu, followed by a descriptive sex-scene I can touch myself to
baka

>> No.77735845

>>77735822

>> No.77735848

>>77735727
this just makes me wish cultivator didn't die pathetic death and become an eternal wip
>The Elder
Not sure how the guaranteed disadvantages work, so I'll say you get the added bonus
>Faceless Cosmos Prana, Fairy Sleeve Style, Pressure Point Mastery, Striking Snake Style, Sublime Force, Iron Shirt
>Concealed Darts, Death Zither, Repeating Crossbow
>Life Debt
>Hidden Valley
>Covert Minions, Informant Network, Trustworthy Minions, Minion Teamwork, Living Weapons
>Undercover Lieutenant
>Rival Sect, Cult Renegade
We're all assassins here, so everybody's getting stabbed one way or another.

>> No.77735858

>>77735833
Most of them are pretty awful.

>> No.77735865

>>77735822
Of course, this is the one actually called Goblin CYOA

>> No.77735866

>>77735848
Cultivator may have died but we got Xuan Huan

>> No.77735875

>>77735866
The only good part of this week was when someone finally made a build for Xuanhuan and the poster, true to his word, stopped posting it every thread.

>> No.77735876

>> No.77735881

>>77735866
a theoretical completed cultivator > martial path > wip cultivator > xuanhuan
nothing against cruxador, but xuanhuan is a bit of a mess

>> No.77735882

>>77735876

>> No.77735892

>>77735881
I dislike Martial Path because the skills are very bland, vague, and pretty much only different types of sword slashes and suchlike.

>> No.77735896

>>77735881
Eeh, I guess I just had a little fun making a build when it first dropped, so I think of it with a hint of fondness. It is kind of structurally confused, though.

>> No.77735900

>>77735822

>> No.77735909

>>77735833
>naked futanari
Go back to /trash/

>> No.77735910

Anybody have that PDF dungeon builder? I've got image builds for it saved (Pic related), but didn't seem to nab the CYOA itself

>> No.77735911

>>77735839
True, the always overly long "I am the goddess of literally-nobody-cares and I summon thee" at the beginning of every fantasy CYOA has gotten really dull. I prefer when it just lets you imagine who you're playing as, be it some character or just your actual self (probably in a new body).

>> No.77735915

>>77735892
The path of a martial fag is indeed lame

>> No.77735922

>>77735892
That's fair, martial path has a lot of problems itself. It's just that it's competitors are an eternal wip and a very confused cyoa.

>>77735896
I had fun with it too, but looking at the cyoa objectively shows that it has some serious flaws. It starts so strong, then ends on a complete whimper.

>> No.77735923

>>77735910
This one?

>> No.77735928

>>77735911
Nah character building is the best part of fantasy CYOAs.

>> No.77735930

>>77735923
That's the one! Thanks.

>> No.77735947

>>77735911
I am Zynthia, the goddess of Zynthia, here's twenty Zynthia points to spend on Zynthias

>> No.77735952

>>77735845
>Type
Castle (194)
>Extra
Flying (189)
Luxury (188)
>Size
City (58)
>Realm
City (48)
>Goblin Population
500x - 2500 total (28)
>Realm
City 10x - 5000 goblins now (-2)
>Monsters
None!
>Tech level
Steam (-32)
>Upgrades
Critical Thinking (-42)
Music (-47)
Tinkerers (-62)
Cute (-72)
>Magic
Evocation
>Entrapment Methods
None
>Nexus Abilities
Time Limit (-92)
>Drawbacks
Fairy (-42)
Trapped (8)
With my 8 extra points I'll take skeletons 8 times, and have them perform the most dangerous manual labor in place of my goblins.
Idea is my goblin coom utopia.

>> No.77735953

>>77735947
who?

>> No.77735977

OC!

>> No.77735978

>>77735928
It's good if it's important shit like choosing your species and skills and such, but when its shit like 'choose your hair color' it's just pointless.

>> No.77735987

>>77735977

>> No.77735997

>>77735987

>> No.77736010

>>77735977
>another fucking reddit author
GO BACK ALREADY

>> No.77736013

>>77735978
Knowing your background in this world is one of the important things, anon, which is the point of the goddess framing device. Because for most people, a character who explains to you is better than flat narration telling you "You fell through a portal and reincarnated in this world as a baby with all your memories, pick what you are." People interest me, it's as simple as that. That's part of why characters like Elspeth and Theresa were so enduring, because they were very characterized narrators and not just bland second person text.

>> No.77736024

>>77735977
Looks pretty alright, I'll see how it builds.

>> No.77736038

>>77735977
I immediately despise this mud woman, but I'll make a build.

>> No.77736039

>>77735977
Looks pretty based but I dont see the point of having the same image at the top of every page

>> No.77736045

>>77735977
looks pretty decent, shame I don't have enough time to make a build
you new?

>> No.77736084

>>77735977
Tell me the truth anon, you can be honest with me...
Are you a crossposter?

>> No.77736126

>no oc

WAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.77736128

>>77735928
It is, when you're the main character.
The cyoa is about the kid you raise. You yourself are largely secondary, and devoting a section for your details would've detracted from the main focus.

>> No.77736131

>>77736126
are you blind

>> No.77736135

>>77736131
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.77736141

>>77736128
That wasn't the point of that conversation, it was basically a tangent about how one anon doesn't liking how fantasy CYOAs are usually framed.

>> No.77736160

>>77735977
>cybernetics
BASED as FUCK. Making a build rn

>> No.77736164

>>77736128
I wonder if it's generic enough to be used as a supplement to other fantasy adventure CYOAs. After all, maybe you want to raise a kid on the side.

>> No.77736192

>>77735977
>Innate +1
In my mind, Trigger is weaksauce. Permanent could be nice, but would be a different build.
>Absence (Shadow); Presence (static on all electronic devices); Fixation (Metal), Unease, Flickering
Total Points: 8
>True Name (9)
>Monster Spotters (10)
I don't feel like I'll need more points than that
>Cybernetic Skin (Brutal) - 9
>Unknowable Head (Brutal) - 8
>Mechanical Eyes (Basic)
>Siren Ears (Basic)
>Feelers (Brutal, Free)
>Unseen Beak (Brutal) - 7
>Servo Arm (Basic)
>Tentacle Legs (Basic)
>Refiner Gut (Brutal) - 6
>Prism Heart (Basic)
>Scion Immortality - 5
>Unchanged Size
>Goro (Tentacle Arms) - 4
>Untouchable - 2
>Obelisk Golem - 0

I think I'm content with this. True form's sort of a hodgepodge Mecha-Cthulhu, but I'd be more worried about that form being comfortable and consistent if I wasn't chilling in my mostly human form, driving kids insane with my mere presence.

>> No.77736207

>>77736192
Seconding that it's a choice between innate and permanent. Trigger is garbo.

>> No.77736209

>>77736160
Based and transhumanismpilled.

>> No.77736226

>>77736207
Yeah, probably only big flaw, both innate and permanent can be great depending on what you want but trigger seems pointless.

>> No.77736228

>>77736192
Actually, stepping back, I think I can kind of pull the true form together. Obviously, metal on the outside, so most of the eldritch tentacle stuff will look like cables and wires. I'm more a machine made in the image of the eldritch than mecha-cthulhu. Which is pretty badass, synth FTW. Since one of my tells is static (which would include snow on screens and radio noise from any speakers), the "Unknowable" head is probably shrouded in fizzing black and white "TV Snow", woe betide anything that sees the shape beneath.

>> No.77736251

My girlfriend is an alcoholic that hits me and makes fun of me when she's feeling "disassociated", which is a lot. And she threatens to kill herself if I break up with her. She can't hold down a job, saying she doesn't deserve to have to wake up early for jobs she hates. I fucking hate my job, had to drop out to support us when she lost her 'first' job with me 7 years ago. So now I go back to school for a degree and collect unemployment, feeling like a leach.

4 hours ago she freakes out, takes my car to her dab dealers house (who I think is trying to fuck her) after lieing and saying she was going to a friend's.

She got T-boned in my car, no one hurt but she doesn't have insurance as I can't afford it for both of us. So goodbye car. Her current "job". My 2nd attempt at college. And most likely credit score in the near future.

Thanks for helping me sleep /cyoa/. You've always been there for my lurking ass. Cyoa posters, please feel good about yourselves.

>> No.77736257

>>77735977
Alright, going to sleep and can't make a full build now, but I think if going innate, I might just take every single tell. None of them seem bad enough that they aren't worth taking for MOAR POWER

>> No.77736258

>>77736251
Did she rape you for your baby nectar yet? You may still have time to save yourself.

>> No.77736263

>>77736251
This is why you focus on perfect CYOA waifus over 3dpd whores. We tried to warn you, anon.

>> No.77736267

>>77736251
>collect unemployment, feeling like a leach.

Being a parasite on society ain't so bad when the government is full of inept imbeciles who take forever to do anything, and have zero leniency whatsoever and constantly fuck people over. Yeah, it must feel pretty villainous to be a leech....

>> No.77736270

>>77736251
This is why we prefer lolis. They don't pull this shit.

>> No.77736286

>>77736251
Yeah man you are at the point where you need to break up with this woman, it's a 'toxic', destructive, codependent relationship and it's not your fault what happens to her with you gone. You do not owe it to her to be miserable your entire life for her sake. Literally any psychologist would tell you to get out NOW.

>> No.77736295

>>77736251
>>77736258
>7 years at least
Whether or not they've spawned it seems like a pretty sticky situation. Best thing to do would probably be to make a mental health call re: the suicide threats and see if she gets committed.

>> No.77736307

violent women make me horny
cyoas for this feel?

>> No.77736308

>>77736295
That's actually pretty risky because it's fairly common for cops in the US to show up and beat/cripple/shoot to death people when they go in on mental health calls.

>> No.77736330

>>77736307
Anything with "yandere" in the name

>> No.77736333

>>77736307
Let me introduce you to the wonderful world of Yanderes.

>> No.77736338

>>77736333

>> No.77736350

>>77736308
I mean all things considered that might not be a total failure state. Psych help would be better, but if it happens...

>> No.77736363

>>77736350
Beat = win
Cripple = break even
Kill = cutting losses

>> No.77736376

>>77736251
Tell her you don't care if she kills herself. You don't deserve to experience this anon.

>> No.77736377

>>77736258
>baby nectar
Doesn't it just piss you off that women can take something from you to ruin your life forever? It's a real problem in Africa, and they go for tourists.

>> No.77736389

>>77736377
shut up incel

>> No.77736445

>>77735977
>Form: Permanent (15pts)
>Tells: Unease
>Flaws: True Name (16pts)
>Foes: Monster Spotters (17pts)
>Body: Inorganic
>Skin: Cybernetic - Brutal (16pts)
>Head: Stone - Brutal (15pts)
>Eyes: Mechanical - Brutal (14pts)
>Ears: Sirens - Brutal (13pts)
>Nose: Horn - Brutal (12pts)
>Maw: Geode Encrusted - Brutal (11pts)
>Arms: Servo Arm - Brutal (10pts)
>Legs: Stone - Brutal (9pts)
>Gut: Refiner - Brutal (8pts)
>Heart: Prism - Brutal (7pts)
>Soul: Seed (6pts)
>Size: Unchanged
>Abomination: None
>Sets: Untouchable (4pts)
Well I've got 4 extra points. I will use them for NOTHING. I wonder if I can use Refiner to eat technology, add it to my form, and continue to interface with it? Regardless, I am THE Inorganic. Might just set up shop in a junkyard somewhere, sit down and slowly assimilate all the objects nearby. Eventually I'll probably look like a pile of junk so hopefully that will prevent the /x/ schizos from finding me. Even if I somehow die I'll just become a world soul so it all works out fine.

>> No.77736644

>> No.77736660

Post your Night Ride soundtrack, fags.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmSkU6R9Zi8&ab_channel=DaftPunk-Topic
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YivNpUXHw&ab_channel=ColterWall-Topic
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9yxN4jUk0I&ab_channel=Sodom-Topic

>> No.77736704

>>77735977
>>Form: Innate
I do not fear a trigger beyond my control
I fear becoming someone else, to and fro

>>Tells
>Presence: Visible Breath
Easily camouflaged by constantly smoking.
>Consumption
Luckily, food is plentiful in the world.
>Fixation
A justification to build a pillow fort.
>Odorous
I'll smell of tobacco. I'll be smoking it all the time anyway.
>Flickering
Doctored photos are so common, they would be less trustworthy than the word of imaginative children, or the mentally ill.

>>Flaws
>Substance [jizz]
Disgusting enough that I would avoid it as much as possible.
>Location [brothels]
I shall burn them from afar.

>>Foes
>Monster Spotters
Fun to harass, and eventually banish.
>Hunters
Let them come... hopefully not *that* way.
>Cabal
None of them will have prepared for me.

>>Body
>Skin: Scales [brutal]
Impenetrable.
>Head: Stone
Not a furry, scalie, or nightmare fuel for the poor children.
>Eyes: Slitted [brutal]
Detecting hunters and cabalists is trivial now.
>Ears: Spikes
All the better to detect movement.
>Nose: Slits [brutal]
Worth it, regardless of the jew jokes.
>Wide Jaw [brutal]
Out of sight, out of mind.
>Arms: Unfused Paw, Servo Arm [brutal, Goro]
Superior dexterous fingers, with an extra efficient limb.
>Legs: Stone [brutal]
>Gut: Refiner, Dream Sucker [brutal, Bovination]
Eating cars is an option now. As is cladding myself in literal fear.
>Heart: Fire [brutal]
Life+.
>Soul: Eternal
The alternatives aren't as enjoyable, or pseudo palatable.
>Size: Looming
Large enough to overwhelm, but not enough to be snipable by a missile.
>Sets: Draconic Fury
If ever barred from travel, I can simply fly to my next destination.

>> No.77736707

>>77736333
Skinny
Small
Firm

Attacking
Stalking
Monopolizing +15

Insecure
Pessimist
Wealthy +12

Motherly +10
Good Natured +6
Vidya +5
Together -2
Forever -11
Comedian
Income
Good Taste -23
Self Controlled -29

Closer
Secret Ingredient II -24
Romantic Trip
Religious -19
Consent Not Req. -16
True Friends
Marking II -7
Tech Savvy -3
Connections

Honestly, these quirks could be worse. Toks messed up waifu is harsher.

>> No.77736713

>>77736251
Not your blog

>> No.77736757

>>77736251
Why is she your girlfriiend, bro? Anyways it's an abusive relationship, dump her, give her the address to a rehab location and tell her never to hit you up until she fixes herself and get some self-respect. Block her number and on social media. Move the fuck out and go to your parents if they're good to you.

Get a fucking job while you're at it and tell the bitch that nobody likes the job they have until they get into the job they want to do.

>> No.77736857

>>77735191
Couple lolifaggots have been sperging and samefagging hard, thinking they've actually chased anyone away when we've seen in the past that people just go into lurk mode once bored until something new comes up for them to shitpost on.

>> No.77736866

>>77736857
Sorry bro but your reply was too late and has thus been discarded. Be quicker next time.

>> No.77736878

There is nothing gayer than a gilfag, except gil himself

>> No.77736885

>>77736660
No. I don't even have one, and thus I cannot post one.

>> No.77736935

>>77736885
That's sad, fag.

>> No.77736946

Italics where the fuck is the CYOA that you promised? Where are the magical lolibabas? Where is Magi Bloodlines???

>> No.77736977

>>77736866
>I'm butthurt people keep calling me out for being the the samefaggot that I am, so I'll make an inane reply instead.

>> No.77736978

>>77736946
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?

>> No.77737101

Best cyoas about anime girls with guns?

>> No.77737271

>>77735977
Looks very good, but it needs more choices, I want to go full mechanical but I don't want a siren head or other typically non-mechanical features.

>> No.77737294

>>77737271
Cybernetic + Eldritch probably gives the most mechanical look with the right options.

>> No.77737608

>>77735286
Even as a lolifag the last thread was obnoxious anon. Image for proof.

>> No.77737617

>>77735441
god this one always makes my heart hurt

>> No.77737670

>>77736251
>And she threatens to kill herself if I break up with her.
I know this is 100% bait but legit just tell her it doesn't matter. I was stuck in a shitty relationship I wanted no part of for years because she kept threatening that and eventually I just couldn't be assed to care if she did or didn't.

>> No.77738144

Euro hours...
A brief moment of respite...

>> No.77738361

>>77738144
Relax by the bonfire with me, anon. We must brace ourselves for the horrors of tomorrow.

>> No.77738450

>>77738361
Gathered close in tenuous firelight, an uneasy companionship.

>> No.77738558

>>77738361
>>77738450
Take it to >>>/qst/ you shits

>> No.77738584

>>77738558
You seem lost,
>>>/lgbt/
is that way.

>> No.77738600

>>77738584
Didn't know we were on >>>/b/ all of a sudden

>> No.77738605

Tok is the best author, the best author is Tok.

>> No.77738683

These threads just kind of die in the euro hours huh.

>> No.77738828

кoгдa жe блядь этo вce зaкoнчитcя

>> No.77738842

>>77738683
It's actually extremely active but only eurochads are capable of viewing the posts

>> No.77738934

>>77738842
>>77738683
Based aussie here, if only you knew what goes on in the /cyoag/ down under.

>> No.77738962

>>77738934
Up a bit late Mate. What's going on?

>>77738450
Cyoa for that feel?

>> No.77738999

>>77738962
>Up a bit late Mate. What's going on?
Ah nothing much, I just got home from work. Gonna see if I can find some interesting cyoa or books to read to wind down. Should probably get to work on that OC I was talking about too. How about yourself anon?

>> No.77739002

>>77731622 kek, Dendy is my name but people are calling me OfficeStandAnon these days

>> No.77739069

>>77739002
I'm partial to Office Anon, myself
But Dendy works too

>> No.77739130

>>77738605
meta is shit
tok is shit
meta tok is double shit, the mystical theorized shit-within-shit

>> No.77739156

>>77735977
The huge mobile-oriented text size triggers me.

>> No.77739183

>>77738999
Looking after a little one that's had their sleep pattern thrown off and talking to a Polish drawfriend about life in a 3rd world country. My night has only just begone.

What's your OC about?

>> No.77739478

Finding art of young princesses in a western style is annoying.

>> No.77739522

>>77739478
I find this weird, i rarely see good princess art in a western style.... which should be very prevalent with all the recent and past Disney movies that came out about princesses.

>> No.77739559

>>77739522
To be fair thats not quite the style im looking for either.

>> No.77739577

>>77735977
Do i go full on abomination to extinguish humanity or do i do a monster boy fetish build build .... the choice is hard....

>> No.77739622 [DELETED] 

>form:
>innate +1

>tells:
>voice +2
I will pretend to be mute. Most other tells are too unspecific, I might get lucky (no sweating) or unlucky (no shadows) with them; this one is definite.

>flaws:
>location +1
Whatever location the CYOA will give me, I can just avoid it.

>foes:
>monster spotters +1

>body:
>mammal
I would like to look like a human or animal for a distance or in low visibility situations, to avoid detection.

>skin:
>cybernetic (brutal) -1

>head:
>stone (brutal) -1

>eyes:
>mechanical (brutal) -1

>ears:
>fins (brutal) -1

>nose:
>slits (basic)

>maw:
>wide jaw (basic)

>arms:
>servo arm (brutal) -1

>legs:
>hoof (basic)

>gut:
>dream sucker (basic)

>heart:
>vital (brutal) -1

>soul:
>eternal -1

>size:
>pint sized +2
I do not intend to ever get into my "true form" so it does not matter.

* * *

So, I become a normal person who can fully manipulate any tech by touch, can survive without breathing while still, can perfectly record and replay anything seen, can hear the thoughts of nearby people, has extreme manual precision, never sleeps or tires, and never ages or sickens.

All at the mere cost of having a too high or low pitch of voice, and having to avoid some types of location. It is impossible that someone will think I am a monster because of this, they will think I am autistic instead. It is a trick CYOA, you do not have to become a monster at all, you just grab goodies.

>> No.77739627

Any cyoas where you can create a demiplane?

>> No.77739640

>form:
>innate +1

>tells:
>voice +2
Most other tells are too unspecific, I might get lucky (no sweating) or unlucky (no shadows) with them; this one is definite.

>flaws:
>location +1
Whatever location the CYOA will give me, I can just avoid it.

>foes:
>monster spotters +1

>body:
>mammal
If I ever do have to change shape (very unlikely), would like to look like a human or common animal for a distance or in low visibility situations.

>skin:
>cybernetic (brutal) -1

>head:
>stone (brutal) -1

>eyes:
>mechanical (brutal) -1

>ears:
>fins (brutal) -1

>nose:
>slits (basic)

>maw:
>wide jaw (basic)

>arms:
>servo arm (brutal) -1

>legs:
>hoof (basic)

>gut:
>dream sucker (basic)

>heart:
>vital (brutal) -1

>soul:
>eternal -1

>size:
>pint sized +2
I do not intend to ever get into my "true form" so it does not matter.

* * *

So, I become a normal person who can fully manipulate any tech by touch, can survive without breathing while still, can perfectly record and replay anything seen, can hear the thoughts of nearby people, has extreme manual precision, never sleeps or tires, and never ages or sickens.

All at the mere cost of having a too high or low pitch of voice, and having to avoid some types of location. It is impossible that someone will think I am a monster because of this, they will think I am autistic instead. It is a trick CYOA, you do not have to become a monster at all, you just grab goodies.

>> No.77739804

>>77739627
Oof, too many to count
Fraid I don't have any saved on this comp, but I'm sure other anons can help you out

>> No.77739889

>>77739627
way way too many i personally like this but it gets posted every thread... but fuck it here you go.

>> No.77739910

another one

>> No.77739932

>>77739910

>> No.77739946

>>77739627

>> No.77739947

>>77739932

>> No.77739973

>>77739946
Remember to always make your waifu stronger than you, otherwise she can't femdom you properly!

>> No.77739984

>>77739910
>>77739932
>>77739947

>> No.77740038

>>77739984

>> No.77740102

>>77735977
>it’s yet another bland and boring cyoa

>> No.77740134

>>77740102
If you check reddit you’ll see why- it’s another crossposter

>> No.77740140

>>77739478
>>77739559
Right, on this topic.

Requesting young fantasy princesses, western style. Doesent have to be specifically a princess, just so long as they look noble. They can be enslaved, harem girls, whatever.

>> No.77740151

>>77740140
>western style
How about you don’t actually make your cyoa look like shit?

>> No.77740163

>>77740151
No.

>> No.77740166

>>77740134
Many crossposter are good. Tankista's Worm and Nxtub's Hospital were great, for example.

>> No.77740185

>>77740151
Anime art doesn't look good on princess if you are going for a more realistic look. If you are not doing an anime cyoa anime art doesn't' belong Scottish anon uses western art exclusively and his are some of the most beautiful cyoas made here.

>> No.77740200

>>77740185
>>77740151

Im not going hyper realistic, but I also dont need cartoonish moeblobs.

>>77739559
This sort of thing, idealised life.

>> No.77740213

>>77740166
>Many crossposter are good
not really, they never go better than mediocre, and tankista and nxtub are not exceptions to this

>> No.77740221

>>77740185
Scottish is extremely overrated.

>> No.77740227

>>77740200
NTA but at least you’re going for young princesses. Loli cyoa?

>> No.77740264

>>77740227
yes.

>> No.77740271

>>77740264
Based as fuck, even if it’s not anime.

>> No.77740276

>>77740264
Haha, based! I knew the glory of last thread wouldn’t die!

>> No.77740281

>>77738605
I completely agree with this opinion.

>> No.77740294

>>77740264
How very based of you

>> No.77740304

>>77740264
You are incredibly based, anon!

>> No.77740315

>>77740264
The moralfags might be back in this thread, but not for long!

>> No.77740324

So this is an attempt at doing the same thing again but with much more detailed choices, to see if it somehow has an advantage over the abstract style of the original. Since this is mostly a conceptual revision I just used options from older CYOAs of mine.

Honestly, I don't think the extra details are needed and I think in this particular case they're just mental clutter - relative brevity was, in my mind, one of the original's strong points because it kept the choices more about the essence of what it is you want from life rather than presenting two or three different variations on the same basic form of wish-fulfillment. However, this is a different direction and might appeal to different people.

>> No.77740336

It warms the heart to see the outpouring of positivity for a good up and coming author trying to actually make good oc. This is how we beat reddit, with camaraderie and the grand lolibro alliance. Last thread will happen again, and eventually the whole general will be shitpost-free.

>> No.77740337

>>77740324
Latest version of original for comparison.

>> No.77740346

Tok cyoas are too mediocre to even be bad to the point of being entertraining but he's kind of funny ngl.

>> No.77740349

>>77740315
>>77740304
>>77740294
>>77740276
>>77740271
Fantastic, now are you going to help with finding the images or not?

>> No.77740363

i sleep

>> No.77740376

>>77740349
Since you’re not using anime art, no. My folders would be of no use to you. Try looking for princesses on artstation.
I know tok’s around, maybe he has some western loli princesses for you. He uses western art for some reason.

>> No.77740396

>>77740376
Tried artstation already, not much good.

>> No.77740398

>>77740324
Life of power. I make a loli harem and go sit in a bunker.

>> No.77740400

>>77740363
Good night.

>> No.77740404

Come on, boys, no slacking. I want to hear some namecalling, pointless arguing and shitposting asap.

>> No.77740431

>>77740396
I just tried, and you’re right, the only really young looking ones are shitty 3D art. Why can’t you use anime art again?

>> No.77740463

>>77740396
Never mind, found some.
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/YaDv6K
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/ENV0e
Now if you don’t make that loli cyoa I will be very mad.

>> No.77740478

>>77740324
Life of pleasure seems fundamentally disappointing, life of adventure would get boring fast without people to talk to, life of good works has some pretty harsh requirements.
The two good ones are Life of Comfort, although it's more of a restart with max stats than a comfy life, and life of power (which can probably do more long-term good than the life of good works, if you think about it).
Personally, I'd go with the life of power and try to make a shitty backwater island into a global power.

>> No.77740498

>>77740431
I already told you what sort of art-style im going for. I dont care if its "anime" or western art, it has to fit the style.

So in other words, no princess precure.

>> No.77740517

>>77740478
>Personally, I'd go with the life of power and try to make a shitty backwater island into a global power.
How the hell are you planning to do that? Considering the inherent limitations of Africans?

>> No.77740522

>not a single moralfag has emerged to stop us having fun
lmao, I hope they stay gone

>> No.77740541

>>77740398
I see you are a man of culture.

>> No.77740548

>>77740349
I'm trying to help bro

>> No.77740551

>>77740522
They’re still here, anon. Sadly.

>> No.77740579

>>77740522
Remember to:
>make loli cyoas
>repost loli cyoas
>help authors with loli cyoas
>ask authors to put lolis in their cyoas
because that is how we win.

>> No.77740580

>>77740522
Don't bring them up.
Just enjoy things as they are

>> No.77740599

>>77740404

>> No.77740610

>>77740324
>best start possible in life
>American white male
Stopped reading right there. Retard.

>> No.77740611

>>77740579
I’m doing my part, anon. Together we can make this general just like it was last thread.

>> No.77740630

>>77740611
That’s the dream, anon. One day we will get back to that point.

>> No.77740631

>>77740548

>> No.77740642

>>77740611
Imagine a general where every threat is like that, it would be so much fun.

>> No.77740700 [DELETED] 

>>77740324
Pleasure lifespan = practically infinite, guaranteed
Adventure lifespan = 2 mln years, there are few realistic threats that can shorten it in the emptiness of space
Comfort lifespan = perhaps 90 or 100? Subject to normal dangers as they exist on Earth.
Good Works lifespan = theoretically infinite, but if humanity is destroyed, I will die with it, and I am very likely

>Pleasure 0/10
Practically infinite lifespan, guaranteed. It is a nice kind of lobotomy.
>Adventure 9/10
2 mln years of lifespan, spent NEETing! There are few realistic threats that can shorten it in the emptiness of space. "Life of Adventure" is a misnomer. Most people's idea of spave adventure involves at least some beings with human-like intelligence. So it is a different kind of life of comfort instead. I will make and play lots of single-player tabletop games with my time.
>Comfort 4/10
Perhaps 90 or 100 years of lifespan? Subject to normal dangers as they exist on Earth. That so much about my life has been decided by an external force, especially the gf, makes me uneasy. But perhaps I can use all my resources to aid in the development of drastic extensions to lifespan. I doubt a single person, even with all these traits, could make a difference in the short span though. There is some chance that, given my good health, I will live to see extensions to human lifespan be invented independently of me, which would be great.
>Good Works 5/10
Theoretically infinite lifespan, but once humanity dies, I will die with it, and I am very likely to accidentally violate the terms long before that.
>Power 1/10
No inherent upgrade to lifespan, and many potential threats in the future. It is a dangerous situation to be in, even if the people are obedient.

>> No.77740720

>>77740324
>Pleasure 0/10
Practically infinite lifespan, guaranteed. It is a nice kind of lobotomy.
>Adventure 9/10
2 mln years of lifespan, spent NEETing! There are few realistic threats that can shorten it in the emptiness of space. "Life of Adventure" is a misnomer. Most people's idea of spave adventure involves at least some beings with human-like intelligence. So it is a different kind of life of comfort instead. I will make and play lots of single-player tabletop games with my time.
>Comfort 4/10
Perhaps 90 or 100 years of lifespan? Subject to normal dangers as they exist on Earth. That so much about my life has been decided by an external force, especially the gf, makes me uneasy. But perhaps I can use all my resources to aid in the development of drastic extensions to lifespan. I doubt a single person, even with all these traits, could make a difference in the short span though. There is some chance that, given my good health, I will live to see extensions to human lifespan be invented independently of me, which would be great.
>Good Works 5/10
Theoretically infinite lifespan, but once humanity dies, I will die with it, and I am very likely to accidentally violate the terms long before that.
>Power 1/10
No inherent upgrade to lifespan, and many potential threats in the future. It is a dangerous situation to be in, even if the people are obedient.

>> No.77740727

>>77740579
And don’t forget:
>ignore and shit on crossposter and reddit oc

>> No.77740729

>>77740700
>>77740720
Once would've been more than enough.

>> No.77740739

Wow, this thread is having heated and spirited debate. I guess no one is right! Who can say what the truth is on this crazy blue marble of hours. Here hear, 4chan!!

>> No.77740750

>>77740720
>judging everything based on lifespan extension
what's the point

>> No.77740754

>>77740729
I wrote the post in a text editor, and accidentally posted a combination of my first and final drafts at first, then deleted it to post only the final draft.

>> No.77740762

>>77740720
If all you want is to maximize your lifespan and have fun, you should be picking A Life of Pleasure.

>> No.77740768

>>77740324
>Life of Pleasure
No, even if I felt good, it'd be like being in hell.
>Life of Adventure
It'd get boring really fast if I don't get alien waifus, and having the possibility of getting destroyed by some super advanced ayyys doesn't smell good.
>Life of Comfort
Yeah, that one's pretty neat. Just have to stop being a lazy cunt.
>Life of Good Works
Tempting, but I'd only be able to bear it for a few years, maybe decade. I'd end up going crazy from an eternity of not fulfilling my selfish needs.
>Life of Power
Yes, you could make history with that. Though the risks are quite high, with crazy monkeys and drug dealers.
I'd probably go with Life of Comfort.

>> No.77740787

>>77740750
You cannot have fun if you are dead.
>>77740762
Life of pleasure is not fun, it precludes fun. Fun means "small adventures" as far as I am concerned, and I like long lifespan because it leaves lots of opportunity for many "small adventures".

>> No.77740796

>>77740739
Soon the shitposting will end. The moralfags can’t ruin everything forever.

>> No.77740797

>>77740787
No, adventures are a means towards fun. Ultimately it all comes down to the happiness you're feeling. Cut the middleman.

>> No.77740799

>>77740349
Is pic related TOO realistic or western for your project? Should I look for more in this style or nah?

>> No.77740846

>>77740797
You equate "fun" with pleasure signal, which makes the word useless, no? Why not just call it pleasure then? In any case, that is not what I consider "fun" to mean.

>> No.77740851

>>77740799
nta but looks pretty cool. I wonder what determines who gets to ride on the throne.

>> No.77740854

>>77740846
The hedonic machine doesn't give you pleasure (name of choice nevertheless). It explicitly gives happiness.

>> No.77740858

>>77740796
Okay, fine, you guys can stay if you can get rid of the trannies.

>> No.77740879

>>77740799
holy shit that’s fucking based

>> No.77740890

>>77740799
Yea, thats a bit too much. Im looking for that "synthesis" style you know?

>> No.77740898

>>77740797
You realize that even hardcore utilitarians often acknowledge different kinds of pleasure, right? The main sticking point between Mill and Bentham is that one thought a world of blissful coma patients was as desirable as one with less overall but more complex fulfilment.

>> No.77740924

>>77740854
Fine, happiness then. If you see fun as valuable only in so far as it leads to happiness, then you do you, but I do not have such values, and I am pretty sure most people do not.

>> No.77740936

>>77740890
Please use it, anon? Even if it’s only a mystery box.

>> No.77740967

>>77740579
>because that is how we win.
Still can’t believe we won last thread lol, even if we have shitty crossposter authors this thread.

>> No.77740975

>>77740936
Please use what? That picture? >>77740890

>> No.77740978

>>77735142
What's that cyoa in a fantasy setting where you pick a childhood, teenage life and then a great accomplishment? I remember it gave you different companion options based on what you picked, like growing up in the undercity or some such meant you could have a slimegirl companion?

>> No.77741007

>>77740851
Kind of a homecoming queen sort of thing, a bunch of maiden girls form a Queen's Court, do a dance and then vote among themselves for a May Queen to represent them, she gets to either ride the throne or if no throne is available be the head of the parade.

>> No.77741029

>>77735256
Shortstack is the more chad option to lolicon.

>> No.77741049

New Thread
>>77741030
>>77741030
>>77741030

>> No.77741054

>>77740975
This picture >>77740799
>>77741029
lmao you have to go back

>> No.77741157

>>77741007
How sweet.

>> No.77741197

>>77741054
Cope closet homo. If you want flat chests go fuck a man.

>> No.77741625

>>77740200
Have you searched for princess on artstation? You'll have to ingore the Mononoke stuff and the 3d stuff but there are some images that aren't Disney Dames.

>> No.77741643

>>77741625
I have, but couldnt find too much.

>> No.77741652

>>77740324
What other cyoas did you make? Don't think there's anything wrong with using stuff from your own cyoas and expanding on it. Saves time.

>> No.77741669

>>77740315
>>77740304
>>77740294
>>77740276
>>77740271
So much samefagging. Don't bother posting your altered screenshot going nu uh.

>> No.77741683

>>77740396
You can also use google to help bypass terrible deviantart to a minor extent by saying princess or young princess site:deviantart.com

>> No.77741684

>>77741652
Not this guy, but I'm assuming pic related. Description of starship is almost identical.

>> No.77741723

>>77741684
That's a pretty good cyoa. LIked it wihen it was first posted.

>> No.77741855

>>77741684
>>77741723
I did, thank you very much. It was the second version of one I made many years ago, back when I was in the army and had nothing else to do on base.

>> No.77742235

>>77740599
Sounds like this CYOA struck a nerve with you. Battling some demons I see.

>> No.77742290

>>77742235
>who'd have thought that a CYOA that actively, explicitly, directly insults and provokes all its potential readers might annoy someone???

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