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What guild is best guild and why is the legion?

>> No.55798576

When I was a child, I talked like an Izzet, I thought like an Izzet, I reasoned like an Izzet. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me and joined Rakdos.

>> No.55798607

Orzhov is pretty dope senpai, but too bad that the three color . . . things never got the same attention

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So basically you went from pyromaniac to edge-lord? Interesting.


"We are many, yet one. We are separate in body, yet speak with a single voice. Join us in our garden party"

>> No.55799758

Legion strong, brother.

>> No.55799799

You misspelled Phyrexia

>> No.55799815

Shards and Wedges.

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>> No.55799918

Hell, the four colour groupings doesn't even have a proper name?

>> No.55799945

People either go with the the Nephilim name or just call it '4-color goodstuff.'

>> No.55799991

Weird how the old wedge names (ceta, dega, raka) never caught on,

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Well, let's see.

• It can't be Gruul, because they have no substance to them and are just UNGA BUNGA
• It can't be Selesnya, because they have no substance to them and are just boring bland holy men
•It can't be Rakdos, because they're LOLSODRANDUM intelligent nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor led by a fucking demon, literally the 12 year old Deviantartist faction
• It can't be Azorius because they exist solely to be as bland as possible and smother fun
• It can't be Dimir because they don't exist
• It can't be Golgari because they're literally just uppity trashmen and the entire character of their guild is totally unfocused due to trying to reconcile that fact with the need to make them seem cool and badass
• It can't be Izzet because they're the SCIENCE!!!!!! xD faction led by Diet Bolas™.

So, Simic, Orzhov or Boros. You've got actual scientists doing actual science things instead of being Rick & Morty tier random, or you've got a peacekeeping force with interesting internal politics and an actual organizational structure, or you've got basically The Order Of Mammon. Take your pick.

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>Not orzov or urza

Crap taste

>> No.55800066

It's a shame, too, because Khans totally failed to give the wedges any identity so it sucks to have them represented by their shitty names.

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>> No.55800625

For me it's Azorius, because I'm a boring fellow who follows rules. Also they have the comfiest shockland

>> No.55800630

Fluff wise golgari, game-play wise simic

>> No.55800996

You also see "4c Nongreen" or "4c Nonwhite", etc.

>> No.55801020

>what is the best guild
If you want to request information from the Bureau of Statics please retrieve an official inquest from the central documents office and complete it in triplicate.

>> No.55801610

Simic, we can make your waifu.

>> No.55801785

The Boros Legion is shit because there's nothing red about them. White is already zealous, white is already passionate about enacting justice. There can't be anything red about them because white is diametrically opposed to EVERYTHING red stands for, there's no red elements you can add without depleting it of white. Militancy is white. Extermination of the wicked is white. Boros's keywords, Radiance, and Battalion, are both white effects. Boros is a white guild.
The only reason they're red/white is because their cards are.

>> No.55801811

Vigilantes do it yourself justice is literally the definition of red whote and you are retarded if you think a rogue vigilantes is mono white.

>> No.55801829

I guess golgari trash dwelling sounds comfy, eventhough i don't really like golgari much. Also their grade of everyone does whatever without going into rakdos tier sounds pretty good.

>> No.55801831

Since when the fuck was the Boros Legion in favor of vigilantism, guy?

>> No.55801900

You said white and red are opposites and can't be done together, i gave a counterexample, wasn't talking about boros.(probably should have quoted the phrase i was replying to)

>> No.55802044

Eh. Vigilantism is pretty firmly a white thing. What makes the Boros red is that they're actively provoking fights. Characters like Batman and Superman are also vigilants but not the least bit red. Well, Batman pretends to be red as Bruce Wayne, but his actual personality is more WU.

>> No.55802128

I was thinking more something like hulk or the punisher, people who work beyond the law and against it too to enact their kind of justice.(i suck at examples these two probably don't really fit)

>> No.55802145

huh I say things like Sultai + Red or Abzan + Blue

>> No.55802166

It's more they can't be done together as an institution. White and red has to be the individual who is trying to be a greater whole on their own. Vigilantism captures that pretty well.
A group trying to be a greater whole all individually? It's just white!

>> No.55802244

Umm yes, i guess you could make the group not be very united? Like italian partisans come to mind for me, they were very unorganized(not completely of course), had many different factions with different ideals and every little squad was kind of free to do whatever, they were definitely red in behaviour, but i would call them white in their ideals.

>> No.55802281


They wouldn't let Shadow into Rakdos. He's too much of a buzzkill.

>> No.55802298

I guess in theory that might work (sounds a bit tenuous on the whole), but the Boros Legion is a tight knit regimented military and doesn't fit the bill at all so the point remains.

>> No.55802362

Boros is best.
But if I got to choose, I'd hold rank in the Orzhov Syndicate.

You just can't beat immortal ghost-jews who can undermine the very magical guildpact that binds Ravnica for personal profit.

>> No.55802486

I can never decide between Boros and Orzhov. Glorious knight aesthetic and glorious basilica aesthetic, and both have angels. How's a man to choose?

>> No.55804161

>So basically

No not really, you don't get either guild.

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>those who regard the gruul as savage simpletons underestimate the subtle power of their shamans

>> No.55804219

>those who believe their own hype underestimate the ineptitude of Wizard's flavor text department

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I've gotten a tie between Boros and Rakdos every time I take the old "what guild are you" quiz from the fat packs of OG Ravnica, but I like playing Rakdos far more. There's something wonderful about playing hellbent and destroying the ability for other players to plan and scheme.

Plus, you get to be raucous party heathens. What's not to love?

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I cant decide lads

>> No.55805021
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But what's the answer to the only question that matters?

>> No.55805270

selesnya gal reporting in

>> No.55805503

Boros strikes a balance between the order of White and the passion and emotion of Red. Mono-White is not passionate, it's dedicated, but not emotional

>> No.55805524

I still wish a drawfag would draw tricolor waifus

>> No.55805566
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the answer is obvious

>> No.55805679
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Here are your fucking cows.

I looked a the gamepedia and it has:
>Altruism (no Black)
>Aggression (no Blue)
>Chaos (no White)
>Artifice (no Green)
>Growth (no Red)

>not angry, savage, and covered in stuff such as mud and paint
>sacrificing fashion to show skin
Fucking weebs

>> No.55805866

>Not putting your cow on loan to the Syndicate
>Not milking the cow for all it's worth

>> No.55805896

>>Not milking the cow
Do you have the permit?

>> No.55805954
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As a matter of fact I do.

>> No.55805955

No. I paid the milkers who're permitted to milk cows.

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You win this round, random citizen.

>> No.55806032

that's a weird way to spell "Golgari"

>> No.55806048


Azorious Senate here.

I hope all of you who are posting have your posting licenses in order.

>> No.55806083

Izzet here.

I've designed a device that shitposts without human intervention. I don't care about permits anymore because anything bad that happens as a result isn't legally my responsibility anymore.

>> No.55807666

Rakdos here
I don't care
Love, Rakdos
P.S. call me when you find out about the intelligence sink the dimir are running down the road past Arlington Block, would LOVE to knock it down and erect a brothel in its place

>> No.55807678

Hey fellow Izzet mage!

Now don't go telling Lord Mizzet, but do you know what happened to Wednesday? My research team seems to have lost it.

>> No.55807730

Rakdos again
I wanna correct what I said in my last post, i don't actually love you, I only said it out of habit. YOU CAN SUCK THE GHOST COUNCILS DICK FOR ALL I CARE.
Later, Rakdos
PS I think dimir are mad about what I said too, I don't know why they wo

>> No.55807750

Seems pretty correct to me.

>> No.55807792

In no particular order: Dimir, Azorius, Orzhov, Selesnya.

>> No.55807811

>Can't be Rakdos
Someone doesn't like indulging himself

>> No.55807839

become a literal eternal jew and spend the afterlife hoarding shekels. sounds comfy to me.

>> No.55807892

They aren't vigilantes, but technically they're a private mercenary company given authority by the government to carry out justice.

It's a nice cross between red and white.

>> No.55807981

orzhov has the cutest girls

>> No.55808440


You don't even know what that word means

>> No.55809308

That chart makes Golgari the only real answer as it's the only guild that lets you keep both your cows.

>> No.55809487

They do have names, IIRC breya colors are "artifice" and Yidris colros are "chaos", can't remember the rest. They were in some magic article

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Golgari. Embrace the cycle.

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>you will never have a qt3.14 selesnian gf to play MtG with

Why even live bros?

>> No.55812181

You use to know Dimir was best, but we didn't want you to know that, so you forgot.

>> No.55812251

jew spotted

>> No.55812413

Boros was my first and will always be my favorite, but other fun guilds I like are Orzhov, Izzet, Selesnya(technically I played this before I ever played boros), and Golgari. Guilds that are ok and can be fun sometimes, Simic, Azorious, Gruul. Guilds that can suck my ass, Dimir, Rakdos.

>> No.55812739

The old names were shit and had literally no identity. Khans at least gave them a set of ideals and means.

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>> No.55812913

No, you're simply offended by its accuracy.

>> No.55815001

Selesnya's girls are objectively the cutest

>> No.55815393

>"Look, Lumia! I've turned my pickle into a Weird!"

>> No.55815494

That's one tiny lady

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>people in thread not choosing gruul
>certified homosexuality

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Orzhov is the best. Fighting guildwars is for chumps.

Enjoy your smelly and unsophisticated waifus, you uneducated anarchists.

>> No.55816555

I'd call them Trapzeoids.

>> No.55817888

How about you fuck off faggot. Just because you cower at the thought of musky, natural female pheromones because you are so obsessed with dick that literally your gay orgy hommies and you are so obsessed with "not gay" brojobs that you defied all natural laws to come back to life as gay ghosts just to keep sucking dick in the afterlife. Teysa got sum pretty nice tits tho

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>> No.55818127

What a funny way to spell Senate, OP.
ok, who am I kidding, we all know that the best guild is Izzet

To be fair, the senate is interesting, but they're all Loyal Faggot in alignment, which is a shame; a rouge Azorius mage (i.e someone who cared about order, but did his part differently) would be awesome

>> No.55818334

>(i.e someone who cared about order, but did his part differently)
So the legion?

>> No.55818376

Radha best waifu.

>> No.55818451

I was thinking something more like a trickster vigilante. My problem is that I was never all that into stick in the mud or murder-crazy paladins

>> No.55818523
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Mechanically I like Orzhov but flavor wise I love the Boros. Angels are my jam and this bitch has one of my favorite names on a legendary.

>> No.55818636

choose one, anon

Orzhov a best

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Go for the angels that aren't souless, but passionate smiters.


Good men.

>> No.55818815

Golgari all day every day. Nothing can stop the GBx life.

>> No.55818847

What would be the moderate and non-caricature versions of each guild mage?

>> No.55820620

I don't think that's his girlfriend

>> No.55820846

How could anyone not choose Rakdos?

>> No.55820881

Because Selesneya wants to populate.

>> No.55821499

Because angelfu>yandere shit

>> No.55822520

Because without a doubt she's into bloodplay, cock and ball torture, and bug catching.

Gruul waifu is all the intense passion of rakdos with the desire to breed from selesnya all with the carefree live and love life that red and green being together.

>> No.55822529

^This, but unironically.

>> No.55822545

>Scientists doing things other than rick and morty tier random

>> No.55822679

Ssshhhhhhhh, let anon pretend that the first ravnica block wasn't a thing, and that RtR didn't swap the roles of the science guilds. It's funny to watch.

>> No.55822716

>choosing any of the guilds
The guilds have done more harm than good for the average citizen. They're rotten to the core, and Ravnica needs to be cleansed of these organizations of oppression.
Orzhov have enslaved practically every other citizen with their loan shark tactics. They're pretty much a criminal organization of nepotists that use a false religion to keep raking in wealth.
The Golgari only feed the poor in hopes that they would join their ranks, dead or alive. That wouldn't be so bad, except the swarm also like to spread disease around and drag hapless citizens into their filth holes.
Simic and Izzet waste time doing dangerous shit that endangers the city. They always ask themselves if they can, but they never ask themselves if they should.
Boros and Azorius pick away our freedoms in order to achieve peace and order, while turning a blind eye to organizations that "legally" abuse the citizens. They can't get their ethics and priorities straight.
Selesnya are a brainwashing nature cult that want to make the world a better place only for themselves. How are they any different from Boros and Azorius?
Rakdos are the worst. They torture, rape, maim, kill, and vandalize anyone and everyone. They claim it's to keep their demon asleep, but I believe that they only exist so the Boros and Azorius can point at them to justify their oppression.
You think that the Dimir are harmless, but they are the most dangerous. All the other guilds have made their goals clear, but the Dimir murder, steal, extort, and spy on others for unexplained reasons.

>> No.55822768

Are you ready for some mutherfuckin PAPERWORK and LITIGATION?

>> No.55822970

It'd be neat if the next Ravnica set had a WUBRG rebellion faction trying to unseat the guilds.

>> No.55823041

post nudes

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Not mentioning gruul not even once.

>> No.55823255

The Gruul aren't even a guild. They're just a bunch of wild savages that just want to break things and kill people. Their two redeeming qualities are that they aren't organized enough to fuck everyone as hard and they hate the guilds as much as we do.

>> No.55823288

Joke's on you, anon only read the first Ravnica block and gives no shits about nuMagic's dumb retcons. Izzet were always lolrandum and Simic were the men with the plans.

>> No.55823422

I like the Dimir, they're about as edgy as the Rakdos but less "In your face" about it, but they still dress like trenchcoat creeps and summon horrors and shit.

>> No.55823758

We lost an entire day...

>> No.55823871

>trickster vigilante

>> No.55823883

It's Orzhov.

That'll be $5.

>> No.55823921

In mtg, is the theme of groups oppressing individuals intentional, simply inherent, or something else?

>> No.55824488

t. Enemy of the Guildpact

>> No.55825033

>Teysa got sum pretty nice tits tho
they're actually pretty small

>> No.55825165

Yeah, but Khan wedges focused on the single ally dual of each wedge rather than the opposing colors.

>> No.55825217

To elaborate:
Abzan = GW, The ability was literally called outlast.
Jeskai = WU, Cast buffs, get more buffs.
Sultai = UB, Graveyard/Control shenanigans
Mardu = BR, All or nothing aggro.
Temur = RG, Fucking fatties. This one pissed me off the most.

>> No.55825754

No you fool, he used to feel mad creative and impulsive and now he feels recklessly hedonistic and impulsive, I made that change too

>> No.55825830


>No Gruul gf to sit on my face

Life, is it even worth it?

>> No.55826146

Simic builds their own waifu slimegirls and give themselves freaky sex appendages, and generally either make or become the ultimate lifeform. Anyone not choosing them is a fool.

>> No.55826153

>No Gruul gf to sit on my face
>Life, is it even worth it?
I'm going to tell you honestly and without irony it isn't. No memery, no darkly humorous cynicism. Just that fact: life isn't worth it. I don't know why I chose this random thread to say so. But because you asked. No. Life is not even worth it.

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>> No.55826415

So what function does Gruul even have lorewise? From what I've gathered Rakdos does entertainment and are around because they keep Satan from killing everything, but Gruul serves no purpose whatsoever.

>> No.55826422

Nominally, they're supposed to take care of the Ravnica wilds and maintain balance between nature and the city.
Realistically, they got shoved into the equivalent of tiny city parks before they started pushing back.

>> No.55826441

So they're Indians?

>> No.55826477

Yeah, except they're infinitely more successful than the redskins.

>> No.55827956

Most people are.

>> No.55828330

>ultimate lifeform
Most of them die to being fucking pushed off a ledge.

>> No.55828392

You can't die from impact if you're made of goo.

>> No.55828555

>What is splattering

>> No.55829793

If she's not his girlfriend then what could she be?

>> No.55830799

Youre right they need to be put in god-tier

>> No.55832123

Let's see:
Orzhov = Oy vey
Selesnya = SJW
Azorius = Great Leader
Rakdos = Ow the EDGE
Boros = >>>/pol/
Golgari = CRRAWL
Dimir = CRRAWL >shoots up school
Simic = Kinky

>> No.55833900

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Firemind. The science is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of metamagic most of the spellcrafting will go over a typical mage's head. There’s also Niv Mizzet's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from ancient Ravnican philosophy, for instance. The guildmages understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the complexity of these sorceries, to realise that they’re not just explosive- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Izzet truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Niv Mizzet’s existential catchphrase “(Z–>)90º – (E–N2W)90ºt = 1,” which itself is a cryptic reference to himself. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as his genius wit unfolds itself onto the city of Ravnica. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have an Izzet Signet tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

>> No.55834020

But do you still want the Golgari cows? Chances are good they were grown from manure from other cows just like the one you pass on to your neighbor

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>> No.55838900

Why can't they manage to find a new focus?
I mean didn't the Simic have to re-invent themselves after the first block?

>> No.55839216

What would you suggest? They're savages in a metropolis.

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>> No.55840126

You mean like the allies win in Zendikar but their cards are awful?

>> No.55840137

Okay then, I'll probably go with either... uhh...
Jund? Maybe BUG?
I don't think things through, so Jund it is?

What do the wedges stand for philosophy wise? I ask out of curiosity.

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>> No.55840196

Their purpose was set in the Guildpact. The Simic appear to be reinvented, but they are likely still fulfilling their original purpose.

>> No.55840228

Wasn't the guildpact reset or something? Couldn't they ask for a better job there? Or are they having too much fun breaking stuff to care?

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>Izzet Good
I don't know, is it?

>> No.55840334

Damn you Carlos I thought I was safe on /tg/ from you!

>> No.55841139

Where can I read some lore about the guilds? I only know about the cards and a basic understanding of each guild but I want to know far more since there's a few guilds I'm a huge huge fan of.

>> No.55841173

Online? The MTG wiki? Wizards of the Coast.com?
Plenty of options, man.

>> No.55841982
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Can someone tell me more about the three color combinations, what they represent philosophically, and how they are supposed to function in game? I'm not sure I understand it all to well, and I want your opinions on the matter.

>> No.55842484

well if i'm a member of the golgari, there's a chance I was grown from manure too, so it's prob not that big of an issue. the cycle continues, man.

>> No.55843539

More importantly, which of these are traps? Dimir and Orzhov obviously. Maybe Selesnya?

>> No.55843594

That chart would be perfect if it used the Tarkir names instead of the old ones nobody knows.

And as far as philosophy the best bet is lloking at the Shards of Alara and Khanates of Tarkir. Tri-color doesn't get a lot of exploration, especially wedges, because it is often hard to unite the philosphies into something solid and meanigful.

If anything that troll chart with "What your color combination says about you" is probably the most helpful thing.


>> No.55844101

Dimir is a literal trap shapeshifted into something human.

>> No.55845193

People really like to forget the fact that what's reflected in the cards are the things most suited to battles and magic.
That's why red, the color of emotion, is almost always shown as rage.

Each guild has the extremes and their more civilian side. Low-tier Rakdos members can be anything from average bartenders to strippers.
Boros isn't just the legion, though it is 99% of it.

That being said it feels like the far end of the spectrum was really forced so that there would be no "good" guild. Like how Selesyna is shown to be really caring and kind to all walks of life and they suddenly tagged in that mind control shit to keep everyone in line as an afterthought

>> No.55845880

>perfect tier:
Izzet, Azorius, Rakdos

>fine tier:
Orzhov, Golgari, Gruul, Boros

>sissy tier:

>too be fair you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand these guilds
Dimir, Simic

>> No.55845899

i actually cannot understand why Wizards insist to have the most stereotipycal RG tribe in its current most detailed setting. There could be tons of ways to make gruul something more detailed than "NO GRUUL THEN DIE LOL". Like an anarchic terrorist group that uses angry mobs of cast-outs and wild animals to make planned attacks against the status quo, or something.

>> No.55845901
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actually shadows got 3 versions (just like in his game)

when hes just out and about like normal hes Orzhov, when hes in a happy mood hes Jeskai, and when hes in a pissy mood hes Grixis
trust me im a sonic autist

>> No.55845937

>Dimir and Orzhov obviously
anon, only trap on there is the Azorius one
also, Dimir is a skeleton. It's always a fucking skeleton.

>> No.55845941

the problem with wedges/shards is that they're also influenced by wich colour is the central one.
e.g. in Tarkir, Sultai are pictured like some decadent empire because black is the central color, but their philosophy could change if G or U was. Probably if G was the central colour (as everyone pictured for the BUG shard before Tarkir), there would be less emphasis on the power structure and hidden schemes and more on the natural selection typical of Green. Sultai would probably look more like a cult or a Golgari-like hive, with a stronger ideology and a more stable hierarchy based on strenght and wits.

>> No.55845972

>implying Azorius would accept someone pretending to be something else wthout putting 4 disclaimers on it

>> No.55846012

>pretending to be someone else

but hes not pretending, hes just representing the guild on a chart, im sure with the proper paperwork he would be able to defend a homosexual marriage in court and within a few years of processing allow for up to 1 min of sexual activity

Traps are niche so I would only believe one of them to be a trap and Azorius has the twink bod and hair for it
Simic is a futa tho, all the "women" in that guild have both a vagina and penis

>> No.55846116

Izzet have too much emotion to be nihilistic like rick is

Simic is his guild since he has the disregard for the laws of nature and even does experiments on himself like cloning and mutations
ricks science lends more to the simic side than the izzet side as does his perception of reality

(btw no spoilers plz Im binging all of it and am just about to start the new season)

>> No.55846319

None, you degenerate fuck.

>> No.55846439

Spoiler: Rick and Morty is shit

>> No.55846636

You're not a trap if you're not bringing up the isslusion of being a qt girl. Open traps are just fuccbois.

>> No.55847124

what's with it, prosecutor? Are you implying this cute and adorable Law Officer is actively deceiving his peers and common citizen?
Your Honor, despite my Client's... peculiar behaviour, I assure Thee it is no more than his own and genuine personality.
Now, this insolent and NOT-attractive Accuser, does he even have the Order and all five physical copies of the Warrant required to run this investigation?

>> No.55847501


Big does not nesseccarily equal nice.

>> No.55847523
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We need one of these for Wedges and Shards too.

>> No.55847596

Dimir waifu

the HHHHHHHNG factor too strong

>> No.55847597
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I mean, I like Golgari, but they have a strange mix of both poverty and comfy I can't quite put my finger on. I'd like to be of them but not be trapped underground.

The real question is what dragon/Khan faction is best?

>> No.55847656

so felix isnt a trap?

>> No.55847707

rude, the shows fun

>> No.55847819

they are a better RG than Gruul
fun family hunt vacations

>> No.55847843


>> No.55847920

Plus URG is the best color combination, even if Temur is a poor take on it

>> No.55847991

Because what you describe is what RG thinks they are and what Gruul is is what RG idiots truly are.

>> No.55848014
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>tfw no sexy submissive angel waifu to play tabletop with and exact justice

>> No.55848016

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>> No.55848018

Mardu, I think. Loved their flavor, loved the traditional barbarian horde Genghis Khan feel in a set named KHANS of Tarkir, loved the Raid mechanic. Couldn't really get into Dash though, seemed kind of pointless to me.

>> No.55848033


>>55833900 was already posted.

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>> No.55848364

Izzet is best girl, shortly followed by Simic best guild and/or Boros, then Selesnya.

>> No.55848915

That's the Guildless, it was done poorly on RTR

>> No.55849003
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I'm sorry what?

>> No.55849016

>fucking on a pile of money
o-oy vey...

>> No.55849066

Heh, what a silly image anon, everyone knows there are only nine guilds right? Haha

>> No.55849114
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You seemed to have posted the wrong land buddy, it's okay, I got you!

>> No.55849116

This joke stopped being appropriate at the end of the first Ravnica novel. It's not remotely relevant by the time RtR came around.

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Best guild(mage) coming through.

God I can smell them from here

>> No.55849169

Boros>Azorius>Selenya>Simic>>>>>Everything else

>> No.55849336

Do not bully Selesnya!

>> No.55849338

That's so cute it's actually making me angry

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You're just adorable.

>> No.55849519


Degenerate but I aprove

Degenerate and I disapprove



>> No.55849537
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But that's not a guildmage.

Golgari's guildmages are trash.

>> No.55849667

I was working on it, but the picture turned out shit. I'll try again when I improve my skills and have the time.

>> No.55849785


Just the waifus themselves, or were you doing discriptions too?

>> No.55850422

I was doing Waifus, but if you guys want I could do descriptions if I have the time.
I figured I'd work on the Shards first, then focus on the Wedges. Can't guarantee they will be out any time soon.

>> No.55850693

doin gods work, even if they turn out shit at least we'll have something after all this time

im pretty sad that my fav color combination is reped by avatar the last airbender tho

>> No.55850808

And what color is that? Further more, why do you like it? I ask out of curiosity.

>> No.55851277

its not bullying if its true

>> No.55851293

I just want to play big wurms and gain life!

>> No.55851317

you could play with my wurm, Ill give ya all the life juice you could want

>> No.55851341

I never asked for this, I just wanted to tap and populate cute wurms!

>> No.55851344

My fucking nigger.

>> No.55851357

I dunno about populate but we can try, ill pet your cute small wurm and make it bigger too

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I dunno dude, the Legion's second guildmage was pretty fucking 12/10.

Of course they had to make up for awkward goth chick

>> No.55851419

jeskai, I like the control playstyle but it seems like they ignored that in khans for a spellslingy playstyle which is also cool just kinda gay that they went with the bald monks theme

least swiftspear is a cutie

>> No.55851431
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>ywn be a rakdos guild member and corrupt a gruul cutie into being your hedonistic play-pig

Just end me now

>> No.55851459

Why should we? Your lifestyle will inevitably do that for you.

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That's a pretty nice clan you got there. Would be a shame if something happened to it.

>> No.55853038

heh what a silly post anon, everyone knows there was only one block for Ravnica, haha

>> No.55853230

>Play this in a tournament.
>Win someone else's game that you're not even playing.

>> No.55854764

>Two people pull that card
>Face each other
>End up winning every other game in the tournament between them

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>anon has never heard of the concept of "friends" before.

>> No.55856088
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Selesnya. Literally living in paradise.

>> No.55857398

If it's not depicted, it's irrelevant, anon.

Furthermore, things like bartending and stripper GFs are popular among deviantart edgelords as a way to make their OCs look cooler, so it doesn't really change the consistency of Rakdos much to mention this. The fact that Rakdos form a large portion of unskilled menials in multiple sectors of industry might be more relevant.

>> No.55857913
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Patrician taste

>> No.55858331

Simic > Rakdos >>> who even cares

>> No.55860042

Boros by description alone sounds like a keeper.
Dimir and Izzet are also alright.

>> No.55860340

KF wrote some Azorius trap x Simic, and x Izzit over on anonkun, and it got me off so I'll say Azorius is the trap.

>> No.55860838

I'm partial to Simic but Golgari is also intriguing.

>> No.55861017

GolgarixSimic best pairing
Dimir-chan watches from the closet, or cucks simic by disguising herself as her and teachung golgari-chan the pleasure of prostate stimulation

>> No.55861070

trap AzoriusXIzzet is best yaoi

>> No.55861115

Trap Azorius x Gruul
Best yuri is SimicxGolgari

>> No.55861195

>Lawful good Azorius
>being attracted to chaotic stupid Gruul

no way dude, how it l
plays out is Azorius chases after edgy Izzet man who teases the hell out of Azorius' tight laws with his big thick science

>> No.55861679

> not getting captured by savage gruul
> not hating the exlerience, but being confused at the feelings and lack of control mixed with pleasure

>> No.55861694

sounds more like boros would be into that, I prefer ships to have a color in common so they have something that holds them together

>> No.55861730

Abandon thread

>> No.55863624


What the fuck is wrong with you degenerates?

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