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SDA x Tok edition
Previous Thread: >>55445381
Archive and other resources: https://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu

>> No.55457014

Tripfag genocide cyoa when

>> No.55457032
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When did this one come out? never seen it before.

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Anyone got a combat waifu CYOA?

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>> No.55457108

Depends on what you would consider "waifu". What are you looking to get out of it exactly?

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You realize that pushing this gay fantasy of yours is just gonna solidify my presence here, right?

I mean, not that I blame you. This is my general, after all.

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Secret box!

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>this gay fantasy of yours
Not me but, traps are not gay and your the trapiest trap of them all. So I think it's safe to say its a heterosexual fantasy.

>> No.55457302

Not soon enough

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I feel conflicted on one hand hand Tok is being a gigantic flaming attention whore and a sore loser but on the other hand this is by far the best companion.

Traps are only gay if they fuck men.

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Wait I've resolved the conflict. I shall shamelessly Make a Gabu build and then marry Satania to live out my shipping fantasy. The verdict is that this companion is a good thing.

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>> No.55457536

Speaking off... XCOM CYOA when?

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>> No.55457561

We had one. I don't have it though, sorry.

>> No.55457562

Looks like were off to a good start already

>> No.55457569 [DELETED] 
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I'd appreciate it if you brought something that isn't bullshit to these discussions. I mean, everything I'm saying is genuine, but all you do for a defensive posture is spew /d/ shit or make up some stupid shit to justify your shortcomings.

We all know you openly admit to being terrible at these things. We could make these more civil and constructive, but your personality simply just doesn't allow for it. Thus, I will continue to condemn you for being an autistic manifestation of the lowest common denominator.

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OP was asking for it. I delivered.

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You know, we'd totally buy that you weren't totally tsundere for Tok if you stopped replying to him.

But you don't.

So we constantly fantasize about you two fondling each other.

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Maybe I should make a SDA x Tok CYOA? Has this been your master plan all along? You really want this CYOA don't you?

>> No.55457696

Nah, if you want to pin this on something, pin it on sadism.

You know how I am with autists. Just be thankful the majority of you remain anonymous.

By all means, feel free to waste your time on more pointless junk nobody care about. At least, nobody who matters.

>> No.55457734

ETA on your next cyoa?

>> No.55457762

Yes. Please. I want this so badly. My wretched heart would have an orgasm.

>> No.55457766

>Just be thankful the majority of you remain anonymous.

Wow. Is that like, an internet threat, or are you saying you don't have the choice of being anonymous as well?

>> No.55457778

Some time next month. I've had a fever for the past week so things have slowed, but progress is still good. Did lots of the reorganizing this weekend that I said I'd do.

I imagine I'm going to have to do a "closed testing" phase for this, since balancing this shit is probably going to need lots of in-depth feedback. By that, I mean I'm probably gonna release a beta version like I did for Battlemage, but I expect this beta process to take much longer.

It's hard to name your buttslaves when they're mostly anonymous.

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Super Rich

Fuck that shit it's too much work.

Girls and Tomboys
Paragon of Hope
Combat Training
Talent Development


Traditional Mana
Spiral Power

Expansion Pack
Supernatural Gene Splice

All the Elemental/Energy/Force Magic
Effect Tool/Weapon/Armor
Summon Clone
Summon Divine/Demon
Slow & Spur Time
Instant Transmission
Timeline Branch Sounding

No, I'd rather take one of the Companions!

-I'll just do what I want.

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Fucking do it.

>> No.55457810

I'd rather your mutual tantrums just end, but if you two refuse to be civil, getting content out if it is the least bad option.

>> No.55457822

That would be hilarious. I support this.

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Oh hey it's Best Girl Mina I'll go ahead and pick he-
>Fetishes: Merging, almost-nudity, various transformations, hypnosis, casual hedonism, unbirth, breast expansion, asset theft, and consensual soft vore

>> No.55457871

Yes, it is hard to name the anonymous.

>> No.55457921

Hilarious, how? Like, is this supposed to make me shitpost less? Or is this just a product of your hopelessness of the situation?

I've done my job, all I'm doing now is beating the dead horse cause it's more fun than you give it credit for.

>> No.55457933

>"Ah, this reminds me of a short, flatie, lesbian shitposter covered in welding dust I once knew and blessed with the toppest of bantz..."
Should I know who this is?

>> No.55457953

Did we? I don't recall ever seeing it.

>> No.55457955

Anon, you baka, you forgot to save the version that has the points reduced to 190!

>> No.55457958

You're starting to sound annoyed. Angry even. Why else would you bother to respond.

I want this even more now. If Tok is smart, he will do it.

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>> No.55458041

I've been posting all thread and the tail end of last. After all, I've been summoned here.

I don't care if he does it or not, it's not gonna stop me, you know. If you like me that much, then by all means, encourage him. It's just gonna help solidify my presence here.

>> No.55458074

Hilarious why? Well, you're clearly infatuated with the bugger.

It also seems to push your buttons. So why not? Good short-lived entertainment.

>> No.55458091

>It's just gonna help solidify my presence here.

And solidify his own. So not much to boast about, really. You're as much a part of him as he's a part of you.

>> No.55458138

See >>55458041

>And solidify his own
His own at being a terrible author, actually. How much do you wanna bet that it's just gonna be another copy-paste of his previous CYOAs?

I don't reply at him explicitly to drive him away, you know. I reply to him to get him to really understand how shit of an author he is, and I'm happy that it's manifesting itself into the form of a CYOA now. I hope you're prepared to welcome the amount of shit this will bring to the thread, cause I'm ready.

>> No.55458153

>Or is this just a product of your hopelessness of the situation?
You are both going to shitpost aggressively at one another and neither is going to be the first to back down because of your mutual massive egos. There is no point in asking or hoping for you to be reasonable. At least the content might have a decent joke.

>> No.55458173

Athletic, equal height. Fair skin. Small breasts so they don't get in the way. Compact in the other places too.
Not sure hair style's a genetic thing, but long and straight looks nice and can be tied up when needed.
Blonde hair is best.
Sweet face a cute.
Bloodthirsty is a necessary one for the job. Easygoing pairs nicely with that, and with my personality. Smug and thick-skinned are handy for the sake of being good company too, and collected goes with those and with easygoing. Tomboy is cute and Charismatic is handy.

Logistics and leadership are important abilities that I lack. Strategy and Tactics go well with that too. Some of the others, like the science and engineering course is pretty basic so she won't surpass me anyway. Diplomacy and politics seems worth her while though; goes well with leadership and strat/tact. Both spacecraft training ones giver her a more specialized role besides leadership, and that on top of the free courses should be more than good enough.

I'll leave this decision to her.

Heavy weapon and explosives. (3750)
Slap an advanced scope on it too (350/4100)

Power armor's gotta be worth it for the small increase in price. (2500/6600)
Autodoc should always be a given, so should CBRN and Faraday and Hazmat and shield, honestly. (4500/11100) That armor's gotta be good, I don't want her dying.

Uniform's free, everyone needs both casual and formalwear. The other, I guess, will be the bikini. Beaches are nice.

Gonna take the frigate. (7500/18600) Gives us a personal base to do whatever we need to.

A dozen army troopers for ground service and a dozen ECN crewmen to man the ship. The soldiers work on the ship too, mind, but it's a secondary role like the crewmen only join combat as a secondary role.

Both of the redacted. And planetary assault and I dunno what else, leave that for later I guess.

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tl;dr it's a product of your hopelessness

Let this thing manifest, then. I want to see the autism it will bring.

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Geez quit with all the drama and post cyoas.

>> No.55458209

Like half the characters are (vaguely) based on real CYOAAs (for a certain definition).
c'est moi

>> No.55458219

Just give up anon. And block them both.
There's no point in bothering with either of them outside of checking out new content. And hardly even that for Tok.

>> No.55458228

Did you ever finish the bully cyoa? I've been gone like two months

>> No.55458229

Why save a knee jerk poorly thought out shit version?

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>> No.55458236

Tok, may I request that you please not post your fake mystery box with my CYOA? Thank you.

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Oh, SDA. As much as I am fond of your work, you could definitely use a healthy dose of humility.

>> No.55458254


It's incredibly wrong and fucked up that you have Rosanon's name on this.

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Mead, Champagne, and Root beer.
With Cham as a companion.
I'll be like a Rich Gunvolt.

>> No.55458268

Just make a separate mystery box that's basically the player's rape slave.

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Or Just Champagne and root beer. Set for life so I could be a NEET for life.

>> No.55458302

>sake, root beer, jack daniels
>Lear for companion
I wanted to keep it mostly mundane, but I fucking love going fast so much.

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I'd be way too likeable if I were.

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>tfw you make a male build without breaking any rules

Hetero always wins

>> No.55458348

why do people place tok and SDA together like they are similar? they really aren't. they aren't similar in how they act and they aren't similar in their cyoas or quality thereof.
tok has like 3 decent cyoas, where the rest of his are all shit. he also deliberately makes shitpost cyoas just to piss everyone off. SDA's cyoas, if they haven't been hugely popular are at least decent.
i'm not sure why everyone considers SDA a shitposter anyway, every time i see them post it just seems like they act like a normal /cyoag/ poster except they namefag. i'm going to assume they are a shitposter and i just haven't seen the worst of it, but i don't think they compare to tok. tok shitposts constantly and as hard as he can to piss people and other authors off. he also for some reason seems to believe that the more annoyed and pissed off everyone is at him, the better an author he is. he also seems to think he's some kind of amazing defiant person for not listening when others tell him to not be so autistic. SDA doesn't come close to the amount of autism tok has.

>> No.55458419

>SDA doesn't come close to the amount of autism tok has.
And both are as but ants when compared to you.

>> No.55458423

I'll take whiskey, brandey, and gin.

Sake and Champagne, thats a good fellow. Mead too just for my companion:

Red, because Holo is goddess tier waifu.

>> No.55458426

350 is too much. 190 is too little. 250 is probably the right spot.

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>i'm not sure why everyone considers SDA a shitposter anyway
I appreciate the defence man, but you're way ahead of yourself here.

>> No.55458452

What did anon mean by this?

>> No.55458485
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>Red, because Holo is goddess tier waifu.
I picked cham, because he's a fellow man of culture as well, so we could totally be bros.

>> No.55458504

Because they get on like oil and water, not because of their individual merits. I'm gonna go ahead and say that SDA tends towards the moral high ground, because you don't see his name on fake mystery boxes for others' works. Plus, he's pioneered and given plenty to the community, most notably a high standard for visual appeal in CYOA's.

Not that Tok's contributions are nonexistent (although they are scant). He's become a rallying point for erotic-themed CYOA's and the like, which has helped compartmentalize the culture between boards.

>> No.55458506

they meant that SDA is a trap and tok is a neckbearded man. both are meant for each other.

>> No.55458546

it means you skim through anf misreading because the "they" refers to something else.

>> No.55458568

>finish this after working on it for several hours
>will never post the build because it asked so many questions I ended up filling 6 pages single space with text

Still wonderful CYOA but impossible to post builds for.

>> No.55458619

>What is pastebin

>> No.55458624

>Tok actually felt so left out he made a fake mystery box
That's... sad. And really fucking funny. God you're pathetic, Tok.

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Zodiac has the most combat capable waifus, but this should fit the bill.

The author of knightbros is working on another too! This one is my favorite. Diyar is best girl.

>> No.55458693

ah so it's like when people ship two characters who clearly hate eachother for some reason? like draco malfoy and harry potter? i've never understood this kind of shipping

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>> No.55458831

Takana is Japanese for mustard greens. it looks similar to cabbage. Also delicious for cooking.

>> No.55458833

Resistant (both)
#1 Fan

>> No.55458838

Half the lesbians I know have dicks, and I know many.

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>> No.55458894

And you can have dick in the CYOA. What's the problem?

>> No.55458926

you must eat your greens, anon. its rich in vit a, C and K.

>> No.55458936

Pretty sure people just enjoy a sort of tsundere romance despite the trope's basis in actual disdain, which is far more common. It gets people riled up to be so closely associated with someone they don't get along well with

>> No.55458944

Nah, cabbage has a really sulfuric taste. Like farts. Only leafy green vegetable I can stand is spinach.

>> No.55458982
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I don't see Scorn taken a whole lot, so it's nice to see she still has her fans

>> No.55459021

She can interface with tech. That's fucking cool.

>> No.55459026

So just like Tok, then!

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>Ywn have weird merging sex with a symbiote
Why even live.

>> No.55459075

cut it i to pieces and soak in warm salt water to reduce the strong taste, although wont completely remove it. steaming is also the best choice.

above all, you've got to embrace the taste anon. the health addition it give is absolutely worth the effort.

>> No.55459099

>cut it i to pieces and soak in warm salt water to reduce the strong taste, although wont completely remove it. steaming is also the best choice
Why would I do that for something that still tastes bad? If it was like a potato and tasted great once cooked right then it wouldn't be a problem. You admit that's not the case.

>the health addition it give is absolutely worth the effort.
It's really not. There's nothing in cabbage that can't be replaced.

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we'll get through it somehow

>> No.55459202

>Why would I do that for something that still tastes bad? If it was like a potato and tasted great once cooked right then it wouldn't be a problem. You admit that's not the case.
i assume you still have childish tongue anon, so i gave you basic recipe. but i never admit no recipe that cant make cabbages good. from simple dressing, sautee, soup, okonomiyaki, dim sum, and many more. it is one of king greens in Eastern dishes.

>It's really not. There's nothing in cabbage that can't be replaced.
everything is replacable anon, but since cabbage is cheap, easy to maintain, and fast grow, it has its practical nutritional value.

>> No.55459204


Having a "weakness" to the most explosive (and rarest) known substance seems like less of a drawback and more of a given for anybody really. Oh well, i go around healing people in hospitals for fun and stopping crime. Maybe bang the sidekick and/or the burglar, who i hope wont piss off the goody twoshoes antivenom too much. Shell be more of a rival/ally than a friend anyway. Also, cant have a superhero story without a good villain, just hope he doesnt go too far.

>> No.55459224

Post bittersweet CYOAs.
>ever not taking pain sponge

>> No.55459233

if someone posts that fucking "last night" cyoa ill never forgive them

fuck that thing

>> No.55459271

Oh? Now I'm curious.

>> No.55459282

Yeah, I need to change it to "Darkforce energy"
Still gonna be rare, but it's gonna be a drawback exclusive to Anti-Venom.
I'd imagine the nemesis would just use the burglar to somehow get to you, or try to turn her against you.

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In case anyone wants the official CYO/u/ pages in their full un-artifacted PNG glory, here ya go:

I hope you enjoy the work that I have done.

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You may gibs salt at your leisure.

>> No.55459290

>Taller than me
>Tomboy, Pragmatic, Kind, Thick-Skinned, Optimist, Easygoing
>Combat, Advanced Combat, Melee Training 1&2, Acrobatics, Survival, Stealth, Leadership, Spacecraft 1&2, Cqc 1, Vehicle Piloting, Logistics, Strategy and Tactics
>Mr. Scarn
>Heavy Melee, Power
>Battle Rifle, Laser, Advanced Scope, Expanded Magazine
>Survival Equipment
>Power Armor: Shield, CBRN, Jumpjets, Vacuum
>Uniform, Athletic, Casual, Armored
>ECN Crewmanx4
>Marine x3
>Trooper x3
>Planetary Assault, Base Defense, Heist, Evacuation

>> No.55459304

>i assume you still have childish tongue anon,
I'm 26. I assume I just have a sensitive sense of taste, enough to pick up the compounds in a lot of these vegetables that make them bitter or sulfuric.

Is the only one relevant to me as a consumer, and I'm not that poor here.

>> No.55459311

Not him, but I'm certain he was talking about that 3-part one where you spend time with your loved one before they die.

>> No.55459312

thats not the one, the one im talking about is the "one last vacation" one

with the kick in the gut ending

>> No.55459329

>200 points


>> No.55459334

Where do you go next?

>> No.55459347

What Little Time?

>> No.55459372

childish tongue means picky about food anon, disregarding allergy or other health condition. nothing to do about age anon.

but anyway, food cuisine is one of world class heritage. price of the material is just one aspect of it.

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Had to dive deep into the pastebin for this one. Hope you enjoy.

>> No.55459417


that piece of awful and misery

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>> No.55459435

Yeah. I feel like it was a pretty natural conclusion to settle at. Unless there's some immense clamoring about it, that's what I'll keep it at. No need to go for drawbacks unless you're some batshit-insane wizard.

I'm not sure what you mean by that.

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>That finely crafted feels train, which takes you on a slow ride to a stop you'll never forget.


>> No.55459464

Eh I have like 6 powers and I am still 100 points in the hole.

>> No.55459467

What are you doing next, CYOA wise?

>> No.55459478

That's it?
Man, you really got my hopes up for nothing. I'm not heartbroken at all.

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Where's ZBG? I miss that guy.

>> No.55459508


You know what they say 'YMMV'. It holds true for everything, to a degree. Some people have lost friends/family to sickness, and it's naturally going to hit them much harder. Some people just don't really find it all that saddening, and that's just how it is.

Besides, I'm not the one who said they couldn't stand being around it, I'm just the guy who wanted a little salt with my dinner.

>> No.55459513

Don't worry about it, anon. Thanks for trawling through the pastebin.

>> No.55459525
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i just want you to know that i hate you

>> No.55459540

But (probably) Angel, I wanted to be a super!wizard(TM) _and_ have a space wedding with my three waifus. I had to take, like, five drawbacks for that shit. (Ok, I'll admit I sunk a lot of points into the ring, because long range connection/possible future children/surprise cuddles were simply too much to pass up.)

>> No.55459554
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You need some love in your life.

>> No.55459560

I want to write something lighthearted and happy but everything keeps coming out bittersweet.

>> No.55459562

Been waiting ages for this, here we go.
Super-rich 315
Personalty- Nigga I aint gonna write all that shit up, I'm me.
High School
Talent development(fuck you I'm already super rich.)
Vidya club, Weeb club, Underground sexy circle(300)
Cecilia (290. There are too many good girls, I ain't gonna pick em all)
Traditional mana
Suggestion, reconfigure sexuality (235)
I honestly wasn't in this to get powers, but I guess I'll take Hammerspace and Portals for the convenience.(200)
Oh my god, there's a waifu in addition to the companions? There's like three CYOAs here mashed together dude. Also screw the yuri mafia, I have money.
On second thought, I ain't gonna write all this shit(again). Ordinary Courthouse Visit because weddings are a scam.
Fertile reaction(190)
Rape Magnet(is this really a drawback? 230)
Goal: Do nothing forever with waifu.

Well, this was pretty much what I was expecting, though god it was long. Good work my man, although seriously, I think things would have been better if this were multiple cyoas instead of one huge conglomerate. the yuri mafia in particular seems like it could carry a CYOA by itself.

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That's why I do it. I'm compelled to spread joy and love wherever I go, I'm afraid. It's my greatest calling, and my eternal curse. Just remember Anon, sometimes love hurts.

NP. Besides, spreading CYOA's that haven't been seen in awhile is always a nice feeling. (awhile being something like 10-ish threads, in this case.)

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Perfect! Being sad is the natural state for most people, so overtly-happy CYOAs can come across as sappy. Bittersweet feels much more honest, wouldn't you agree?

>> No.55459594

I got banned for calling this gay last thread.
Still gay.

>> No.55459601

Go be twelve somewhere else.

>> No.55459635

Don't anger the gods, Anon.

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>Cyoa's gay cause it's got feelings and helping people and shit! hur dur!

>Not saying shit about Angelanon's literal gay cyoa

Sometimes I don't even know what to do about you people...

>> No.55459654

guess now is a good a time as any to start being a good person

A shoulder to cry on -mundane
Stop the tears -mundane
Food magic - mundane
would you lie with me -mundane
Trust -mundane
Those three words - mundane

Headpats -magical
Love -magical
A contagious smile - magical
Warmth - magical

Cure Vices - Miracle

>> No.55459671


I trade 4 mundane's for a miracle and get miracle food and healing. The first because I'm a fatty (and she implies you can feed an entire group of people) and the second because mystical magical healing is never a bad thing to have.

>> No.55459679

Those are some really good choices, anon, especially cure vices. I'd probably pick something way more self-centered for a miracle, like healing.

>> No.55459739

How do we make a Fate/SN CYOA that doesn't actually suck?

>> No.55459761

You're the Holy Grail, and you get to fuck with everyone.

>> No.55459765

it already exists

>> No.55459771


>2 Mundane, 4 magical, 2 miracle


>Compassion, Lending a hand


>Pain sponge, What they need to hear, pocket bed, Trust


>Food magic, Healing

Well, basically I can help this one immediately with pain sponge, since she went and got me all this magic in the first place. After that, I'd just help when and where I can while enjoying (and sharing) free food with whoever happens to be hungry. I don't even need to have a house of my own, since I'll always have a place to sleep.

>> No.55459772

No it does not

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>Small 5
>Trim 5
>Normal 5
>Tall 10
>Deviant Responsive
>Ubisoftlvl mutt
>SuperRich 35
>Nature, SupStudy, Fight, Weaponry, CybSec, UGSC, 65
>Cloud Mind 70
>Thermal, Electric, Light, Kinesis, Barrier, Bless/Curse, 160
>Textile, Tool, Weather, Technomancy 205
>Grow/Shrink, Hammerspace, Warp 245
>Remaining points, $15.75 per hour of nada.
>Go it alone a while

'Cause I don't have time to do a full rendition tonight. Maybe I'll give a more fleshed out version another day.

Thanks for now Anon.

>> No.55459842

SaberCYOA anon

>> No.55459863

But that's literally the worst one, you knob.

>> No.55459872

but its great

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No it is not

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yes it is

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Ah, I see. You're a Saber loving mongoloid.

You foul creatures disgust me. Be gone!

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>not loving saber
you are an abomination upon this earth

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>they think saber is an actual good character in an otherwise crap series

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I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were stupid. I said,

>your waifu sleeps with multiple people a day for fun.

>> No.55460142

who has ever said that

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Spire remake when?

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wrong move, creep

>> No.55460161

People with refined taste

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Guns can't do shit against all this magnificence. Sorry, bucco.

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>> No.55460233

watch the image limit you faggots. None of your fuckery is a CYOA.

>> No.55460246

On the one hand, you've got a point. On the other hand, I need to tell shit-for-brain how awful his waifu is...


>> No.55460249

Don't make me post Pokémon Personified. I will fucking do it, you cuck. Page by page.

>> No.55460263

saber isnt my waifu anon

>> No.55460267

Do it faggot, you won't! I bet you eat your cereal with milk you goddamned casual!

>> No.55460270

He did the same nerf to tg order form. Overnerfed without thinking it through. Don't expect a change back to a more balanced set.

>> No.55460274

I didn't say your waifu was Saber, I said whoever your waifu is, they're fucking awful. I don't even need to know who it is to know that, since I can practically see how shitty your taste in waifu's is.

>> No.55460275

Please don't.

>> No.55460300
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Tell us who your waifu is.

Tell us now.

>> No.55460305

then you happen to be a delusional idiot

best fate

>> No.55460320

Saber a shit. Amew is best waifu.

>> No.55460327

Amew is just another saberface.

>> No.55460330

Report them and move on.

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Here comes the narc.

>> No.55460347

You want to be stupid, go be stupid somewhere else. Start a How to be stupid in gaming thread so you're on topic for /tg/.

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>> No.55460362

Snitches get stitches, anon-kun :3

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breath weapon
elemental affinity (dark)

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Oh, boo hoo hoo.

>> No.55460385




>Expert swordsman, Giant, Agile, Dual wielding

>Knives of the Crow

>> No.55460405

When you become strife and make it.

>> No.55460454

>secret base
>educated as a killer

major: living sword, supreme agility, anatomical knowledge
minor: stealth, a blade in the mist, infiltration, tracking, pain tolerance

>a ritual call
blood sacrifice, "known" but only by those who would know such things, otherwise a myth

>no one knows

>heavy leather

>The Nameless
its a war the want, its a slaughter they shall have

>> No.55460519

>Making a remake of another person's cyoa.
Anon I don't think you're suppose to do that. It wouldn't be a remake if made by another person who wasn't the original creator.

>> No.55460546


>Secret base
(Plenty of recruitment opportunities, and the necessary secrecy to do my freaking job.)

>Blood magic
Why do things the hard way? That's too much effort. If they die, clearly it wasn't meant to be. More where they came from.

Major skills

>Master of Poisons, Sharpshooter, Deadly dancer

Minor skills

>Patience, Stealth, Supreme agility, Dimensional gate
Basically may assassins are poison snipers that can still deal with people that think it's a good idea to get a bit too close. And having multiple universes to choose from allows for plenty of contracts and recruits.

How to contact the guild?

>Ritual call
Do a special dance, intricate dance and earn the attention of the guild. If you're not dedicated enough to do that, clearly you don't want it bad enough.


>Expensive contract
Good middle ground between too many clients, and too few.


Sure it's pretty distinctive, and stupidly unsubtle but frankly.... I'm not terribly inclined to give a fuck, I think it's fairly cool.

Rival Organization

>The enlightened
Pretty obvious choice, when you think about it.

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>> No.55461110

If you could customize your character's personality and it would matter in the cyoa, would you make the character like you or would you rather "minmax" him/her to have the most "optimal" personality?

>> No.55461128

like what i want to be/find amusing

so arrogant dickhead with some redeeming qualities

>> No.55461210

I would make it like me because that is what i always do I would tweak some minor things here and there though

>> No.55461242

We all do.

>> No.55461311

Love doesn't exist

>> No.55461321

*tips sombrero*

>> No.55461365

Love, miracle pass the mantle, and excess energy. Infinite energy loop, visit homeless shelters and fuckin' radiate full stomachs. Go to a gym and help people achieve fitness.

>> No.55461506

A spy network unto herself, also a fount of knowledge and the sexy librarian thing doesn't hurt.
>True Love, Mutual Minor
>Support, Mutual Minor
>Dominance, My Minor Advantage -5MG
>Others, My Minor Advantage -5MG

Fae Aspect
>Pointy Ear
>Large -2
>Plant Life -2
>Wings -1
>Fairy Eyes -1
>Antlers -1
Makes me very strong and hard to kill.

Public Works
>Fetch Factory
More spies is good.
Nokomis will be glad I'm sure. Also makes her much more powerful.
Sounds like good clean fun.

>> No.55461581

Eh, replace Sex with
>Fantastical Creatures
I need beasts to shore up my wife's ent army.

>> No.55461644
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>Start making the build with the new 200 point version and writing up stuff
>After purchasing everything i wanted i had to take a shit ton of drawbacks including both attached by the hip and love purgatory
>Still haven't finished writing the build

>> No.55461654


>> No.55461674

I refuse.

>> No.55461680

Who /tries to ignore all the drama and focus on the CYOAs because they love CYOAs but are broken up inside that the thread is more drama than CYOA talk now and just tries to pretend it's not happening and pretend the bad feelings aren't there/ here?

>> No.55461706

Not you

>> No.55461715

Well personally, I spent two hours on the Personality Quiz section, and I have down, "I'm not introspective enough to answer this" on multiple questions, because I literally can't come up with an answer. Not that I don't have opinions on the subjects, but I just can't sort them out and put them into words. So I'm not even close to completing a build and I feel like I am not actually capable of writing it properly.

>> No.55461723
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>Pokemon Personified
Reminder that D is your friend. He fights for your happy ending and did nothing wrong.

Empty, Genesis, and Pasille did nothing wrong as well.

>> No.55461731

>being a BLACKED dragon

>> No.55461749

Enjoy your crippled life with every drawback.

>> No.55461759

that makes no sense in the current context

>> No.55461865


-Maurelle - Got the human internet working here, huh? I'm curious to see what she can do with actual human knowledge backing her up. And a frank tongue, I'll take that any day of the week.

-True Love!: Mutual Minor
-Interests: Mutual Minor, I think we already overlap here.
-Attraction: Her Minor Advantage, +10 MG
-Libido: Mutual Minor, we need to get work done.
-Empathy: Mutual Minor, we need to get work done.
-Dominance: decline the clause
-Support: decline
-Others: Mutual Major

Fae Aspect

--An almost impervious king that's super strong, capable of going invisible, and can see through most deception? You would almost pray that he crushes you to death with his bare hands, because the alternative is that he bellows your deepest darkest secrets for everyone to hear.

Public Works
-Fantastical Familiars. Nesbit could have left me or just done the bare minimum to stabilize the Faerie realm. They deserve a reward. I will be leveraging the loyalty of these familiars to also do my spying for me.
-Seasons. What kind of Faerie Queen blocks off the seasons? Seriously.
-Bloom. Hard for me to think of faeries without thinking of a heavy plant affinity. Here's hoping between Bloom and Seasons, I've secured myself against a dagger in the back.

Sockminster-sempai, Part III when?!

>> No.55461897

What gay cyoa did Angel make? Doesn't she just repost builds and write hetero smut?

>> No.55461918

Dream Princess. She also made a sisters of battle cyoa and another one that I can't recall offhand.

>> No.55462164

>"lesbian" makes yuri themed CYOAs
>also writes rape and impregnation themed porn
What did she mean by this?

>> No.55462188


Nothing. Getting it off to weird fetishes doesn't mean you'd actually want to experience such things in real life. Just a pleasurable fantasy.

>> No.55462190

humans are weird and complicated

>> No.55462261
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350 points. Because I want a lot of friends.
> Soon-To-Be-Girl, Normal, Average, Girlish, Above-Average, Sunkissed, Fit, Deviant, Responsive
Still me in mind, attractive and feminine but unremarkable body. Above average libido, but not a nympho.
> Indian/White, F/M, Indifferent, Decent
> Personality Quiz: Too much to detail here, but very clever and kind.
> Post-Graduate, Equal-Gender, Paragon of Hope (Scholarship), Chemistry/Medicine/Wizardry
> Extra-Curricular: None
Not paying for clubs I could just join. It's a magic academy (see below). Probably try to join magic related stuff and outdoorsy.
> Companions: Star, Celeste, Boxxy, Makise, Zoey, Aki, Andrea, Shana, Hera, Dorothy (-100)
A good variety of good friends! (And friends with benefits!). Common thread is that while all are sexy, none are explicitly sexual in powers. Looking for more than that. Wish I had points for even more.
> Power Source: Traditional Mana/Love&Friendship
A good mix of a reliable source (traditional) and one less reliable that I expect to have in abundance. Same power source applies to all my companions.
> Magics: Youthbending, Thermal, Garner Truth, Electricity, Light, Annihilation, Gravity, Kinesis, Barrier, Bless/Curse (split), Summon Divine, Slow & Spur Time, Stabilize Portal, Timeline Branch Sounding, Generate Element, Effect Tool/Weapon/Armor, Imbue Thrall, Technomancy (-280)
Magics split among myself and companions. How exactly that magic is split is underdetermined; some magic we will all have (minor blessings), other may be limited to one of the group (Gravity, e.g.). Lesbian magical team!
> Yuri Mafia: None


>> No.55462262

they are neither, you just think so because you're trying to assign rational motives to irrational mental processes

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Woops, forgot to link in first part.

> Her: One of the companions. Too soon in the series to tell whom. Becomes a massive yuri polyamorous group. Exclusive to within the group of us 12, though.
> Wedding: Why would I pay precious points for this?
> Wedding Ring: EXP Share, Fertile Reaction, Breath of Fresh Air, Cycle Reverser, Palm-Sized Portal (-30). Obviously we will all get these.
> Honeymoon: Fighting Evil! (We were joined in a time of war)
> The Call of Duty (+20): Sometimes we have to fight evil in other parts of the world, and we can't all stay together!
> Autograph Hell (+10): Fighting evil makes you famous (at least when in costume)!
> Rescue Your Princess (+10): Some of the villains are very campy and only kidnap one of us; we return the favor by only lightly beating them.
> Wedding Crashers (+10): Evil crashed our group wedding!
> Groundhog's Dag (+10): This is barely a drawback!
>Live a Nice Life, Self-Made Heroes, Change the World for the Better, Discover the Secrets of the Universe


>> No.55462286

1: I found myself standing at the gates of Celestes University, a year after I emerged into this new life. This new, very strange life. Technology and magic were everywhere, with no seeming conflict. And I was a girl. I was pretty used to that by now, to be honest; it's amazing how quickly you can adapt. I'd dumped the boyfriend the me that had existed here before had been going out with pretty quickly, almost freaking out. Missed opportunity upon reflection; ah, well.

Still, looking around at the many beautiful people here, it was nice to know that I still found women attractive. Understatement, really. And same-sex couplings were not looked down upon here, thankfully.
"Hi, I'm Star!" says a cute girl looking a bit too young to be here. But looks are deceiving.
"Hello, Enna," I reach out a hand with a smile, "I'm here studying chronomancy, you?"
"Neat! Techno-magic interface efficiency, myself!"
I hoped we could be good friends. I'd alienated all of my 'old' ones with bizarre personality changes.
Sweat dripped down my brow as I focused on maintaining the temporal field long enough for Andrea to get another strike in. Whatever this creature was, it did not belong here.
I held my daughter... Eliza... so beautiful. Heh. Magic is really something. Made all the fighting, the fear and terror, worth it somehow. Next time it was my "turn"... scary. But not as much as it used to be, to be honest. It was a new world we'd build for them, after all.
2: In first two posts. Computer-Steampunk-Magic version of Final Fantasy Tactics. We're all at the academy honing our skills.
3: I've met the requirements for this dozens of times, perhaps over a hundred, and will continue to do so.


>> No.55462309

All this Yuri shit is making me want to read some good ol' GirlxGirl manga.
I need suggestions.

>> No.55462468
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Well my favorites for simple and cute is basically anything by Mochi Au Lait, though I have to warn that that does tend a lot towards incest. My favorite yuri series that I'm following right now is Seifuku no Vampiress Lord. There is one that I have been meaning to start reading again I stopped at one point due to it having inconsistent releases, that being Kase-san. I wish I could remember the names of others but I can only remember the names of smut.

>> No.55462598

Just a question - it's take either 4 mundane alcohols or 3 special brews, right? Not take 4 mundanes AND 3 Specials?

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>> No.55462651

This gets asked every time it's posted and we still have no answer

Most people assume the latter

>> No.55462794

I want to have a highly sexual and romantic relationship with Rosanon and TokHaar

>> No.55462802

>the font is completely wrong
>completely missing the panties section

holy shit Tok was literally so buttblasted he made a DLC and tried to pawn it off as Roseanon's work

>> No.55462815

He admitted to it last thread too.

>> No.55462825

I want to protect Italics smile and pray they release PPP+.

>> No.55462878

I'm 90% sure she actually wants to be preggers and have a child IRL, but she still doesn't like dudes. Which means her fantasies are...strange.

>> No.55462881

What the fuck, did he really? Goddamn attention whores

>> No.55462899

Might as well assume the former, I suppose - more drunk, more fun, right? :V

>> No.55462962

Wow i saw some petty shit on /cyoag/ but this might rank the highest on the list.

>> No.55463019


its funny

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Petty and funny are not mutually exclusive. In this case this could be called petty funny

>> No.55463190

It's funny in a pathetic sort of way. Obnoxious as most namefags are, at least they aren't that sad

>> No.55463193
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LoL doesnt look like many of /CYOA/ care much about hygene.

Decontamination Deluge looks the best but has worse stats. Atleast i wont be sick.
Roman Saop. Good for winning those shower room debates.
Cotton swabs for lie detection.
Nail clippers for self defence nails.

>> No.55463206

Can be ironically pathethic. Giving him the benefit of the doubt.

>> No.55463237


Isn't everything weak to antimatter?...

>> No.55463270

Oh we're well past giving him the benefit of the doubt. I admit that I greatly enjoy some of his work, but goddamn son. Lock that boy in the attic and pretend he doesn't exist

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>> No.55463370

kill yourself tok

>> No.55463384

wrong dude, I'm not TOK

>> No.55463402

even if you're not, you still are in every way that matters, so please proceed to >>55463370

>> No.55463415

It looks more like one of john's small shitpost CYOAs.

>> No.55463421
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Well, if someone tells me to do something on the internet, I guess I got to do it.

>> No.55463422

I'll never understand accusing anonymous people of being namefags in disguise

>> No.55463434

its ok anon, i meant it with love and admiration when i said that, i promise

>> No.55463443

not understanding things others do is the lot in life of those who are not very bright

>> No.55463445

Of course, Imaginos.

>> No.55463455
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daww, thanks man

>> No.55463458

Have we moved on from everyone is SDA to everyone is Imaginos? Never been a big anal fan anyway

>> No.55463468

no prob

next time please put some more effort into your cyoa, im sure you have very good ideas if you try

>> No.55463484

Fucken gottem, m8
*tips fedora in your general direction"

>> No.55463519

yeah this is the second one i've done, and the first in Gimp. (The first one was that godawful nuke apoc cyoa) Originally I wasn't going to post it but then I was like, fuck it, im bored

>> No.55463540

>Everyone is SDA
>SDA thinks that everyone is imaginos
>Therefore everyone is both

>> No.55463556

Does this mean SDA is in love with him/herself?

>> No.55463571

Took you a while to notice.

>> No.55463574

Do you even need an answer?

>> No.55463578

This is the same guy who made a 7-page CYOA because he got upset we didn't like one of his erotic CYOAs.

>> No.55463579

>Preferably boats.
Fuck off.

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>> No.55463668

Well I guess I don't really need an answer to that. Still it's kind of funny imagining SDA acting all smug and passionate towards their own reflection.

Nice boat!

Also off topic, but what would you guys do if your favorite (non-comfy) cyoa became a reality? Would you all be prepared for what awaits you?

>> No.55463686

Reminds me of how birds will run into windows fighting a reflection of themselves

>> No.55463705


I mean, that depends. If by "became a reality" do you mean that I'm dropped into that fantasy world? Or do you mean that cyoa intrudes upon my current reality? Either way, I'm down. Most cyoas give you enough power to be relatively safe, with the exception of min-maxing anons in a PvP setting

>> No.55463720

>but what would you guys do if your favorite (non-comfy) cyoa became a reality?
Be really fucking happy.
>Would you all be prepared for what awaits you?
I might get overwhelmed at first but i think i will do fine.

>> No.55463744

...triple turrets?

>> No.55463765

>Would you all be prepared for what awaits you?

did you forget that cyoas tend to give the player a lot of free shit and skills to deal with what awaits them?

>> No.55463770

But the real question is whether or not SDA or mirror SDA will win!

You're dropped into the fantasy world (or reality is changed to fit it, if the cyoa states that it alters reality.) Either way you get to pick whatever powers/companions/drawbacks you want provided you have enough points or option picks for it.

>> No.55463790

> Stardust happens
> Select wanderer perk
> Get dreadnought with self sustainability rooms
> Hire some people who know what the hell they're doing
> Get warped out of the galaxy, bada bing, bada boom

>> No.55463798
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Remember the Sith Academy from the first KOTOR game? I may have an idea...

>> No.55463812
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Whoever makes kancolle decided that they would upgrade her or something and that upgrade would include triple turrets

>> No.55463815

>what would you do
hope E rank luck is a meme, win cupwars

>would you be prepared
depends on whether i get skills of just stats

>> No.55463875

It'd be so hard to decide on one, non-Comfy cyoa. If I had to pick any I'd 100% go for Time Stop Chill Zone, but with that option removed I'm stuck between Necromancer, Fulcrum, Traveller, Monster Hunter, Battlemage, or any one of the excellent space cyoas (Stardust, Wanted, Space Refuge).

Hell, I could even go for lewd ones like Mindslaver or Infected, but I feel as though lewds such as those overlap with Comfy a bit too much.

As much as I love the work of DSA, I don't think I could honestly choose one when there are so many power fantasies available. His are just a bit too dark.

>> No.55463930

Just pick one at random if you can't decide. I'm curious about how you (and others) would feel about it.

>> No.55463934

Even these irrational processes are not completely random and can be solved. The method for doing so would be complicated, their nature could be described as "weird".

>> No.55463947

can lilly be a waifu?

>> No.55463980

Give some credit where credit is due. I'm pretty sure Tok wouldn't wear panties. Skipping out on that section was probably planned the entire time.

>> No.55464044

At this point I would actually enjoy these threads being nuked the fuck off of this site

It would be better than this suffering

>> No.55464064

I'd go with Necromancer, then. And to answer your original question, I'd likely be completely fucked.

As other anons have pointed out, CYOAs do give you huge amounts of power, but that doesn't give you the skill or intelligence to use said powers correctly. In the world of Necromancer, you're using a magic that tends to be viewed as wholly evil and forbidden, even if you're a benevolent Promraen Caro user like myself. On top of that, reading a PDF doesn't inherently give you a full understanding of the society and how to interact with it. Being granted such amazing powers doesn't mean you'll be adept at using them right off the bat. That's not even taking into account all the powerful enemies or drawbacks you may have taken.

I think this sort of goes for any cyoa you'd be dropped into. Yes, you have the powers and allies you've granted yourself, but it's still a brand new world, with only a few paragraphs of context, with abilities you've only read about and never once practiced using. Give us a week or so and we'd be working optimally, after all we've all spent an inordinate amount of time imaging these scenarios. But if you're dropped in and shit immediately hits the fan, you'll be dead before you can get your bearings

>> No.55464099

feel free to fuck off

>> No.55464111
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Will it involve cute darkside Twi'lek waifues?

>> No.55464121

light side sith twileks are better

>> No.55464188

they can be understood, sure, but not if you try to ascribe rational motivations to them

"why does someone find poop sexually stimulating" is something you will NOT be able to figure out by attempting to figure out rational motives for it

this is why people think all sorts of primarily irrational mental phenomena, like fetishes and phobias and similar, are weird as fuck and can't understand them

the issue is they aren't going about it the right way

>> No.55464203

Well don't keep us in fucking suspense

>> No.55464205

I did a thing to hopefully make it easier to make basic CYOAs. For all those CYOAs that would otherwise get trapped in an eternal pastebin version or some hard to read MS Paint version. Maybe check it out.


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>> No.55464242

Huh, I might give that a shot. Thanks, anon

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But if she's darkside then you get a girl with a body breed for slavery and a mind filled with depravity.

>> No.55464261

blue and genki>red and bitchy

>> No.55464270

That's fair enough. I should have specified something about starting in a (at least temporarily) safe location where you could practice against some slightly challenging mobs. (slightly challenging for whatever your current fighting ability is at.)

Oh well, this was still really fun.

(Incoming shitpost)
Final question for now. Is it likely that SDA acts smug and gets angry at Tok simply because they wants to impress the Tok man with a kinky femdom relationship? Because if so, I totally ship it!

Open your eyes Tok, SDA doesn't like your cyoas because SDA wants you to only think lewdly about them! The reason SDA puts so much effort into her box is because she's trying to distract herself from thoughts of you!

Will Tok ditch Zynthia for SDA? Will SDA confess her feelings to Tok? Will the box ever make a move on SDA? Will shitposting continue to rule these threads? Will I ever make a Cyoa? Find out next time, on Cyoas gone hog wild!

>> No.55464282

Looks like I'll probably make a cyoa then. Thanks for your work!

>> No.55464286

it's self-explanatory, isn't it?

>> No.55464290

holy shit man, thanks

>> No.55464346

No, SDA just has a weird ego and feels slighted by Tok's continued existence. How being decent at photoshop evolved into such a superiority complex I don't know, but I think we can dismiss the claim that SDA is just being ironic. If only because he takes real offense at some criticism. The dude obviously takes pride in his work, which is indisputably a good thing that results in quality content. But Tok can fufill a small niche he can't, one that gives him plenty of (you)s with content that offends SDA's quality sensibilities. Both of their content has a place here. Their shitposting does not.

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Well this is c/u/te as fuck. Way too big, though. The Powers and Yuri Mafia seem entirely unnecessary.


Gender: Girl
Bust Size: Busty (345)
Butt: Grandiose (330)
Hips: Thick (315)
Height: Imposing (305)
Skin: Black
Chubbiness: Healthy
Fitness: Buff
Libido: Nymphic
Sensitivity: Sensual
Cultural History: Multicultural (African, adopted by Asian parents)
Parents: M/F
Parental Opinion: Supportive
Economic Background: Well Off (295)
Questionnaire: Maybe Later

School Level: High School
Student Body: Girls and Tomboys. All my yes.
Prestige Level: Forward-Thinking
Subject Focus: Mine, or the School's? Let's say Engineering.
Extracurricular Activities: L&B Club (290), Traditional Gamer's Club (285), Nature Club (280), Supernatural Study Club (270), Fight Club (265), Battle Robot Arena Circle (260). Man, I'm a social butterfly.

Angela (250), Jean (240), Hylie (230), Celeste (220), Bliss (210), Ath... <reads dislikes> Nope, Makise (200), Wynne (-90), Achille (180), Shiroma (170), Andrea (160), Shana (150), Hera (140), Enoki (130)

Power Source: Spiral Energy, Love and Friendship
Mind Alteration: Infallable Inspiration (115)
Elemental/Energy/Force: Electricity (100), Kinesis (85), Barrier (70)

Conjuration/Invocation: Create/Manipulate Textile (55), Effect Tool/Weapon/Armor (50), Technomancy (30)

Space and Time Manipulation: Slow and Spur Time (15), Warp Bubble (0), Timeline Branch Sounding (-10)

Yuri Mafia: Nope, too silly.

Waifu: I think I'm going to go it alone for a while. I'm a brand new woman, shouldn't I play the field a bit? Or a lot?

Skinship Fever (0)

Goals: Become a Self-Made Hero, Push Humanity to the Stars, Discover the Secrets of the Universe, Custom: Build THE Yuri Harem

Bonuses: Eternal Yuriality, RPG World (Crosscode meets Starbound - Action RPG, lots of puzzles and exploration, high tech theme - but also a lot of planetary exploration), Direct Line.

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>> No.55464468

Anon pls this is a christian board.

>> No.55464481
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a christian life is the best life.

>> No.55464506

Stop anon. Turning me on that much can be dangerous.

>> No.55464510
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My life is going to be pretty damn awesome. During the week, I'll be going to school with a bunch of other cute girls, learning science and how to make robots, brawling with or strugglefucking other fit girls, and trying to balance all my various clubs. Obviously I'll be in the Tomboy set. But on the weekends, I'll be solving quests or hiking out through the monster-filled wilderness, looking for ancient precursor ruins full of traps, puzzles, and excitement to go explore. We'll try to find all the precursors' secrets that we can on earth, and eventually, push off into the solar system, and eventually the stars beyond. Perhaps we'll find endless planets of cute alien girls waiting for us to seduce and/or fall in love with them, every light in the sky a potential lover. Perhaps we'll find more scattered ruins of the ancients, so we can eventually learn their greatest secrets. Or maybe we'll just find some great new spots to cuddle up or struggle-fuck. Ideally it'll be some of all these options. And eventually, I'll ascend to the role of lesbian angel, and guide other universes to embrace the beauty only girl on girl love can offer.

I'd love to see your build, anon. And I'm not just saying that for the Yuri goddess.

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To balance out the Yuri.

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>with more gayshit
fuck off

>> No.55464611

ill take the elf thief girl

>> No.55464617
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so Lesbian stuff is fine, but yaoi isn't?
Both are still gay.
You probably think traps aren't guy with that logic.

>> No.55464655

i said "more gayshit", as in
>you're trying to "balance" the gayshit in this thread by polluting it with even more gayshit

>> No.55464682

Where is the other gay posts in this thread then? I haven't seen any.
The thread is already diluted with Drama and waifu cyoas. Hardly any cyoas with actual content.

>> No.55464693

I'm going with the fox.

>> No.55464711

>other gay posts
y'know, the trash you or some other anon was trying to "balance"

>> No.55464772

Muscular Male

Emybrosia (400)

Hidden Away (370)

Aphrodisiac Fluid (320)
Sexual Feeding (270)
Acrobat (220)
Enthrallment (170)
Lesser Daywalker (150)
Self Gravity Control (130)
Greater Shapeshifting (80)
Mistification (30)
Super Speed (free)
Physical Enhancement (free)

You really should be able to buy more of the Free powers for like 10 points

>Wolf Companion
Hinata (10)

This really gives you way too many points, I think. You can get so many Tier 2 powers that make Tier 1 powers superfluous

>> No.55464809

Please do I've never seen the whole thing

>> No.55464830
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Is this nigga fo real

>> No.55464831

you do know that you could've just checked the archives in the pastebin for it, right?

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>> No.55465065

no cares straighty

>> No.55465091

>Torturing those you've spoken to

>Heavily implied she never actually tells you that she curses every woman you meet, instead ruining countless people's lives because she's jealous and petty

Cultist is the lesser of the four evils.

>> No.55465157

only until she gets what she wants, so if i make the first move it should be fine

and besides, its not like i make friends with people naturally anyways

>> No.55465245

>Heavily implied she never actually tells you that she curses every woman you meet, instead ruining countless people's lives because she's jealous and petty
Actually I'm pretty sure it explicitly states she only curses women who flirt with me. Now, seeing as this literally never happens I don't see any problem.

>> No.55465339

You'd be surprised at how your stock rises when you're committed, especially to a beautiful woman

>> No.55465417

Bullshit. Maybe if you're already of pretty high quality but just come off as a loser because you're desperate, but if you lucked into a relationship nobody's going to come out of the woodwork to flirt with you.

>> No.55465477

Cultist is best girl.

>> No.55465499
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>Church of Nyos
I am always in for scientifically advanced assassination technology. Extra Diplomacy training for free? SOLD

Training modules
An accurate intelligent of the enemy's warhead delivered timely is worth thousand more than an army of thousand.

Taste my Psionic thunder, bitches!

>Gel mines
Sneak up and gel-up the target non-lethal way.

Payment for success is never cheap.

>Hostage Crisis
>Require diplomacy and finesse
>Extra Nyos Sentinel as a companion reward
Sounds like a perfect job for me:

1. Pretend to be a Diplomacy Security Service
2a. Convince that taking children as hostage will not ever advance their cause, nor helping to further their position for demands. If success go to step 3. If failed, Plan 2b.
2b. Granting only half of their demands while granting the half of it AFTER they release the children in other way. If the terrorist agreed, go to step 4. If disagree, to step 3.
3. Ask the diplomat to be the hostage instead. To show good faith, go in there naked (see pic for reference; Harper gave a good hint
4. When in close quarter, PSIONIC STORM TIME, BITCHES (hide the orb in the undies)

>> No.55465510

It's a hard pull between the Princess and the Cultist. The princess offers basically anything if you're willing to forsake your pride and freedom for it. For the Cultist, on the other hand, you're going to have to live up to the role of deity (for her cult even if she's 100% unshakably convinced) and it's unclear beyond +1 crazy devoted girl what the Cult can do to actually help you survive in fantasy land. But you'll be totally free and your ego stoked beyond belief.

Now, this is all based on my reading that you won't really be meeting Fate in the flesh. If she's actually there as a cute foxy deific waifu rather than a concept that arranges happenstance in your favor while ruining your interactions with women, I think she'd jump ahead.

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>this fucking thread

What the absolute fuck, you guys?

>> No.55465728

Male Shota


Hidden away

Free Powers

TM and Guardian (Never can go wrong with Za Warudo)

Tier 1

Precognition 30s (We're DIOvolo now)

Tier 2


Wolf Companions

Syl & Lyl are tempting, yes. But I kinda dislike woofs.

>> No.55466072

Is dream of genie man here? How powerful is shapeshift if I take geliant mini major and minor? Can I wear her like a powersuit and fight crime with guardian spirit and ninja? If I'm wearing her can we turn invisible 2%

>> No.55466135


Anon, it says pick

>two OR MORE

You can literally have all the free powers. I think that's just in case you didn't want to turn people into ghouls or something.

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>> No.55466179

Oh, you're right, my bad. To be fair, that thing is eye cancer. Purple on white is no good on my aging eyes

Actually...if you can have them all for free, why specify two or more? Why not just say as many as you want?

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Autism it's a strong energy.

>> No.55466211

>Average, Equal Height, Pale
>Bust... Going average based on the pictures even if I'd normally request Busty
>Average hips/butt... damn I seem to be loving the middle path.
>Red Twintails
>Refined Face
>Charismatic, Lewd, Pragmatic, Feminine, Collected, High-Energy, Optimist, Thick-skinned, Motherly. Put that last one in air quotes based on the others though.
>General/Advanced free
>Melee Weapon & Advanced
>Long Range & Advanced
>Spacecraft Pilot & Advanced
>Vehicle Pilot, Diplomacy & Politics, Science & Engineering, Logistics, Leadership
Can't have a battle WAIFU without some combat skill but other than last chance melee skill she's way more the brains than the brawn
>Work for Dr. Blyatmonov, Von Braun Research City
Seems only natural given the above.
>Suppressed Gauss Sniper Rifle, Advanced Scope - 3100/25000
>Science Kit - 3600/25000
>1h Melee Weapon - 4350/25000
>Shielded, Faraday Plated, CBRN Pilot Suit - 8850/25000
That's some good gear. As for those clothes..
>Free uniform + Labcoat, Lewd, and Formal outfits
Seems like her. No casualwear but really I doubt she would...
>Frigate - 16350/25000
And now I need a crew
>5 Marines 18100/25000
>7 NIO Operatives 21600/25000
>12 ECN Crewmen 24600/25000
Seems good. I've got 400 left over but that's OK
>Planetary Assault, Orbital Assault, Fighter Ace... and Capture for the heck of it
It's gonna be a fun Space Opera.

>> No.55466288

New Thread: >>55466286

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>> No.55467242

gamer bro and athletic

>> No.55467817

Get into a relationship and you'll see that they do flirt with you.

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