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what is the better shortstack race:

>> No.54348194


>> No.54348225
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>> No.54348314

Goblins obviously

>> No.54348329

kobolds are the best scalie, at least, but still lower than gobbos and other shortstack races.

>> No.54348429

Goblin girls seem more likely to know what they're doing

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Gobbos are more DTF, but also more likely to make fun of your small dick.

>> No.54348525

Why not half gnome-half gobbos? Gnobbos if you will.

>> No.54348641

That's a dragon.

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>> No.54349051

b-but they are shortstacks, they should be amazed by a giant human cock.
unless they are little slut size queens, used to getting their guts mashed by horse cocks...

the horns make it so good, i want to face fuck those whores while they stand flat footed with their hands on my thighs.
then pick them up and use them like a living onahole.
so fucking hot.

>> No.54349097

If as a general rule they can take big cocks, that would suggest their race is used to having big cocks.
Super hung halflings are a go.

>> No.54349103

no, gobbos are just naturally elastic, with holes that stretch and rebound alot

>> No.54349130

Sure mate.

Keep telling yourself that.

>> No.54349142

sh-shut up, im gonna imagine they have pussies like horses that have total muscle control and can constrict to fit any size :^)

>> No.54349168

Ha ha! Not to scale.

>> No.54349172

They're both shit

>> No.54349177

Y'all need Jesus

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Unless that is some sort of code for a rare type of short-stack you can go ahead and leave.

>> No.54349564

Goblins. Gnomes are fucking awful.

>> No.54349596

Would fantasy!Jesus be more likely to appear among the Goblins, who are wretched and need him more, or among the Gnomes, who are basically Jews anyway?

>> No.54349615

This. Thicc shortstacks with built-in handlebars.

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Gobbos of course

>> No.54349638

Gnomes are consistently decent, goblins vary between horny green sexpots to terrible gnarled anklebiting bastards. If I don't know which is the latter, I go with the former.

>> No.54349649

gobbos are thicc too, though.

this is why goblins are my favorite.

...id still fuck a gnarled anklebiter

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Gobbos. I can't imagine a gnome dressed slutty as appealing to me, and the green skin makes them exotic. It's guilt free raceplay. I consciously avoid goblins in my campaigns less I unintentionally magical realm.

>> No.54349667

Warcraft is the worst.

>> No.54349673

please stop posting pics of my husband

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can't a gnarled anklebiting bastard also be a thicc horny green sexpot?

>> No.54349693

Recycling this thread already? You must be running really short on material.

>> No.54349695

...I would have said no, earlier.

>> No.54349700

damn straight they can!
would fuck 100%!

>> No.54350057

I am okay with this.

>tfw no super hung futa halfling gentle dom GF

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Draphs are for headpat, not for lewds

And also for impregnating; they're literally made for it

>> No.54351167

What, you don't like InCase? I mean they're technically Halflings, but same difference.

Although I'm surprised more people don't bring up the lewd gobbo = green punk Latina/Black thing more.

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I do indeed like InCase, I prefer his goblins, and any time he may of drawn a different short stack, slap on some green skin and make it a little more goblinny I think I'd prefer it.

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> It's guilt free raceplay.

>> No.54352250

Are you looking forward to Death of the Outsider, anon?

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Ish. My GPU died on me so I had to go back to an older one I had in a box and it can't run Dishonored 2, so I have to play it on console and I'm just on the other side of too lazy to do that.

Looks like quality DLC though, if it turns out that way it'll be the kick in the pants I need to actually get off my ass and get playing, I got it from a redbox and played up through Addermire and I loved what I saw.

Why do you ask?

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>> No.54352610

>It's guilt free raceplay.
>feeling guilt for dominating niggers
For fuck's sake, it's just a fetish you pussy

>> No.54352635

Why not cut out the middleman so to speak and bang a black chick? I recommend it.

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>and bang a black chick?
I would but I'm already dating an Asian girl. I like to double dip with my weird fetishes.

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>> No.54352810

>what is the better shortstack race:
The one that doesn't exist.

Faeries cover the niche of magical tiny people

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Ones that ate all the gnomes

>> No.54352858

Ah, fair enough.

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>> No.54352894

Gobbo all the way. Too many settings make their Gnomes look like kids and that shit is just weird.

>> No.54353028

So did riot ever decide if yordals were furry or not?

>> No.54353083

Gnomes are basically just Wizard Halflings. Goblins have way more variety and potential and are also less annoying.

>> No.54353087

Why would they? Keep it ambiguous and everyone imagines their preference.

>> No.54353450

Dwarf,gnome,and halfling!

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>> No.54354591

>gobfags have the burning urge to shove their disgusting lewds everywhere
Burn them all holy shit

>> No.54354592

Gobbos. They breed like bunnies.

>> No.54354632

Source on the story that spawned this art?

>> No.54354671

Sexual dimophism is what they went with

>> No.54354695

>t. faggot

>> No.54354739

I was just taking a chance on recognising you from your rare reaction image.

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>> No.54354780


Tristana is a used ass whore but I would a Poppy

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This is a blue board anon.

>> No.54354813

I'd like to say Goblins because you don't put a lamp under a cover, you take it out into the dark and place it up high to illuminate more.

On the other hand Gnomes are more likely to listen.

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InCase of goblins, unzip dick.

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Tristana > Poopy

>> No.54355224

>you will never tower over a gobbo while she looks at you like she's ready for tree climbing

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>> No.54355310


If you like whores.

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>> No.54355587

No Ronin Dude? I am so disappoint

>> No.54355624

You were the one to post, but you failed.

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Easy. Weasels

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>> No.54356329

S-l-b did the images, Risax did the story. Story is "Rickard finds some goblin booty" you should be able to find them on hentai-foundry or furaffinity

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>> No.54356916

What is this?

>> No.54357041


Looks like an Azura/Asura from GW2

>> No.54357058

Except not completely hideous.

>> No.54357813

Goblins, even though are more violent, are much less annoying than gnomes

>> No.54358308

Goblins are for "wild" shortstack chasing - they give in readily enough, and more than one adventurer has taken a goblin concubine or two, but socially, they're seen as rather second class.

Halflings are easy-mode shortstacks.

Gnomes are, technically, as easy to bang as halflings, but are harder to maintain.

Kobolds are like goblins, but with the added stigma of being scalies, which some puritans really flip out over.

Dwarves are hard-mode amazon shortstacks. They're not easy to bang, because dwarves are conservative, but if you want a musclegirl shortstack, they're your race.

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Dwarven Shortstacks also have the best long term return.

Great home, strong wife, Dwarven Clans are always a plus; really, the benefits are nearly countless.

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>musclegirl shortstack
Oh god yes please

>> No.54359205

To be fair, one of the basic feats for goblins in Pathfinder is basically "you're so rubbery, you bounce away instead of taking damage when hit". I think there's at least some evidence for expandability

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InCase halflings aren't bad either.

>> No.54359500

Would you accuse a character of magical realming if they said their female character had hairy armpits?

>> No.54359521

Yes, if nobody asked, or it wasn't a situation where it mattered.

>> No.54359540

No, i'd accuse them of being a feminist or sjw.

>> No.54359557

>watch a nice farm girl slowly turn into a completely worthless cumslut

Wew glad i grew out of that phase.

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Imps, you fucking retards, imps

>> No.54360705

I prefer that alien race he made

>> No.54360786

I don't understand why anyone wouldn't prefer amazon midna

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>> No.54360865

I actually ended up making Umps a more fully fledged race in my setting to take the place of goblins.

There may have been some ulterior motives.

>> No.54360869

Leaving aside the question of personal hygiene and stuff, why would you not sleep on the floor?

>> No.54360892

>someone opens the door
>you on floor
>they shank you


>someone opens the door
>you above
>you hear them and wake up first

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>> No.54360938

>>someone opens the door
>>you on the floor
>>they on the floor
>>dance dinosaur

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you guys are heathens

>> No.54361037

>12 kb

>> No.54361322

What is this, shit taste for ants?

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>furfags out of nowhere
Don't make me get the heresy folder

I agree

>> No.54361956

imps are good, but don't you shit on kobolds

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I'll not suffer shit taste, faget

>> No.54361993

I'd spray my memesauce into chromie

>> No.54361998
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Dwarven endurance is often mistaken for stubbornness to not finish first, in fact, this puts to the test the fine dwarven craftsmanship of the beds, which must be soft and sturdy to sustain such things, whilst not also creaking, leading to the need for solid dwarven craftsmanship soundproofing, and sturdy dwarven crafted end tables of fine dwarven craftsmanship to not spill the fine dwarven ale you also took to bed which was made with the finest dwarven craftsmanship

>> No.54362027

It's blatantly Goblins.

>> No.54362033

I'm shocked humans haven't bred out all the other races in our insatiable lust

>> No.54362103

In most settings I run, we pretty much have, only goblins, orcs, and some other minor monster races are even able to keep up slightly. Hell, even kobolds are outpaced by humans.

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Whichever race has the thickest thighs.

>> No.54362163

I tried to do a setting once where "sleeps & breeds with anything" was humanity's "hat" the same way "arrogant, stubborn, surly drunks" is the dwarfish "hat", but the players refused to play in it. Said the mention of there being human/nonhuman couples in crowd-scenes and the like was too magical realmy.

>> No.54362166

or french

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good taste

garbage taste

>> No.54362302

Who the hell is this girl?

>> No.54362401

e621 says her name is "Smolder."

>> No.54362446

Some dragon OC. Artist seems to switch between drawing her as a girl or a dickgirl a lot.

>> No.54364162

What do you guys think is the maximum height for a shortstack? Three feet? Four?

>> No.54364212

Dwarves(in DnD at least) can be up to 5ft tall, so probably that.

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Goblins, with out question. Nobody wants to fuck pointed hat warring tiny Jews, do business with yes but not fuck.

>> No.54364396

>Dwarves(in DnD at least) can be up to 5ft tall, so probably that.

Citation fucking needed.

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>> No.54364462

Didn't know I had an important fetish till know

>> No.54364923

Kobolds are an okay race.

But koboldfags are the worst. You guys are Steven universe fandom of fantasy.

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Need more dorafs

>> No.54365092

Maybe their males are drawn by Awful Good.

>> No.54365138

Fuck right off, they're all just humans with horns.

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>> No.54366413

i don't see the problem. Especially in this thread where we have "short humans" "short green humans" and "behold, a satan!"

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Mein neger

>> No.54368736

I, for one, do not read it for the plot.

>> No.54368740

Would you chaff your dick trying to fuck a scalie bum?

>> No.54369568

Are you asking "would it happen" or "if it did, would you do it?"

>> No.54370373


>> No.54370402

then my answer is yes

>> No.54372339

So, assuming half-dwarves, half-goblins and half-gnomes were as viable a species as half-elves/orcs traditionally are in D&D, how common do you think that they'd be?

>> No.54372430

That's not a gnome
It's not even a girl

>> No.54373529

Man I know its boring, but I love playing a good-hearted and honor-bound dwarf. They are just so reliable

>> No.54374843

>"Gnomes or goblins?"
>Posts a dragon

Never been a fan of either, really. I like goblins better as really twisted savage humanoids, basically equal parts malice, teeth, and green, while Gnomes have no niche that isn't better filled by dwarves or halflings with the possible exception of Tinker Gnomes and their hyperactive mad scientist route, but they are fucking annoying and DF Dwarf "Moods" could be used to cover the territory.

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>> No.54376637

Less common then half-elves. Dwarves are traditionally even more conservative and traditional than elves, so I don't see many getting involved outside of their own species. But I do think human/dwarf couples would be more common among adventurers and other outcasts if they can have children.
Probably the least common, unless civilized goblins are a normal thing. Actual couples would be even rarer than orc/human pairs, and gobbo raiders wouldn't be able to calm down enough in the heat of the moment to decide to rape instead of murder. If civilized goblin populations are a thing half-gobs would be the most populous, but outside of the lower classes would be nearly unheard of.
Not too uncommon, but mostly with single parents. Gnomes wouldn't stick around with a human partner that long. Humans might avoid relationships with them for that reason.

>> No.54376839

Well, in my homebrew, at least, dwarves aren't actually another race so much as a clan of humans with dwarfism (duh) that ended up settling further north than the original humans wanted to go. Modern day, they've got quite the significant human population, and of course every once in a while genetics makes a dwarf/dwarf pair have a human baby. So there's not so much Half-dwarves as there are Kthudum citizens, of which about 1/3 are normal hight and 2/3 have a variety of dwarfism that's been bred for toughness and survivability in cold, mountainous regions with plenty of warfare.

Goblins are aliums, so can't breed with humies.

Gnomes aren't actually sapient, and are basically tiny monkeys with big red floppy things on their heads and huge beards that run around and nick shit. Some orcs think it's good luck to feed them, but most humans who come into contact with them think they're fucking vicious and try to exterminate them because fuck gnomes.

Now a Half-dwarf Elf is a interesting concept, and probably happens often enough because of the bonanza of sea trade between the elves and the dwarves.

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Gimme dem little green, mean horny sex machines

>> No.54377604

Nothing wrong with that, friendo. I love playing an old dwarf warrior that looks after the party.

>> No.54379399

So... how utterly setting breaking would it be to have a setting where dwarves, goblins and gnomes are all viable options for the shortstack chaser, being civilized, non-hideous races who aren't repelled by the idea, and "halfling" is a catch-all terminology for any human/shortstack crossbreed?

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I remember in a high-level game a friend ran i put it in my Gunslinger's background that he was engaged to a lady dwarf, the daughter of the expert who made his gun.

The group reacted like i said he was shagging a shoggoth. Like really freaked out.
Apparently humans can fuck demons and its fine (our healer was a teifling) but "slightly shorter humans" is a bridge too far

>> No.54380975

Delete this. Halflings have nothing to do with those souless jerks.

>> No.54380995


potentially confusing if people are coming in not expecting that terminology, but fine

>> No.54381084

Not very at all. Might be weird to use halfling as the term though.

Fetish aside I actually think it would be rather interesting to have a world where the only races aside from humans are the shorter and smaller ones, so you have dwarves, gnomes, goblins, kobolds, and whatever else, and humans are just giants in comparison.

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>> No.54381302

>posting literal porn on blue board
>not just "cleverly" cropped porn
Fucking furries.

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You deserve what you get after the banhammer gets dropped.

>No naughty bits it's just Yogurt I swear.

Kobolds are the best shortstack.

>> No.54381804

You know, really, there's a lot of potential race setups that folks often don't look at, in favor of just generic neo-medieval Europe #2487.

As you said, what about a world in which humans are essentially the giants? What about a world only of beastfolk, or at least where a small number of humanoids have come to a land ruled by beasts that walk? What about an entirely "post-human" setting, where races such as tiefling, aasimar, deva, bladeling, vryloka, dhampyr, and other "evolved" humans are the norm?

>> No.54383259

Gnomes for marriage, goblins for sex.

>> No.54383351

Trying to make an erotic text game with at least one short stack race, but don't want to write in any major races that I won't write a charcters for.

Game takes place under the sewers of dying city.
Which is better?
1. Gobbos only?
2. Gobbos + dorf/doraf?

>> No.54383364


Handlebars are my fetish, but for the life of me I can't find fucking anything for it. Seriously, not a single damn picture or dojin I swear. It's kind of driving me nuts.

>> No.54383955

Superb taste

>> No.54383979

try irrumatio tag

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>> No.54384179

no way, fag

>> No.54385918

In that particular scenario, unless Draphs have a reason to be under a dying city, I'd go with goblins - the ruins are an obvious place to seek shelter and there's plenty of stuff to scavenge, which fits the goblin's typical fantasy portrayal of being a race that is, at best, on the fringes of society.

>> No.54386046

I miss that show.

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>they're not little fae that protect your garden
>they're not smug little illusionists
>they're not wacky little engineers
>Gnomes are fucking vicious, in-human little shits that only desire chaos and destruction
Absolutely superb fucking taste.

>> No.54387268

Goblins. The green skin reminds you that they're not human, so less creepy pedo vibes.

>> No.54387982

> implying little angry magic men that protect the household as long as you pay tribute but the second you dont they go berserk and destroy your life aren't the best version

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>unless they are little slut size queens, used to getting their guts mashed by horse cocks...

>> No.54392060

So, say you've got a world where Dwarves, Goblins and Gnomes are all civilized races. What niche would you give them?

My kneejerk thought is stick to the classic "gruff miner and proud warrior race guy" for dwarves, make gnomes a magical race (basically Elves but small sized) since they're built out of the magical dwarves of real-world folklore, and have goblins as either the tech race or basically wild, tribal people - half-orcs/wood elves as a small race.

Which, to keep it thread relevant, would mean your shortstack choices are either a shortstack musclegirl, a cute nerd/hot witch hybrid shortstack, and either a green-skinned wench-wrench or a nubile savage shortstack.

>> No.54392243

>not fucking her ass for a better deal
Step up Goyim

>> No.54392274

>Driving me nuts
hur hur

>> No.54392690

I've always imagined imps as a common fucktoy for perverse wizards and warlocks who don't want to risk death by succubi.

>> No.54392837

Personally, that makes a lot of sense to me. Hells, I could actually see imps & quasits eventually deciding in significant numbers to quit the Lower Planes because, hey, would you rather be at the bottom of the literal food chain, or hanging out in what is, by comparison, paradise, all for the low cost of occasionally having to bang a wizard/warlock?

Hey, if the world adopts sufficient magical realm logic to make the summoners not be hideous, nasty old men, I can see the imps being more than happy to make such a "sacrifice"...

>> No.54392946

>most wizards/warlocks use their magic to stay handsome and youthful, looking 20 even if their actual age is 90
>this excites imps who're too used to see hideous demons down in the planes

>> No.54393010

>imps: the kobolds of wizards and warlocks

>> No.54393375

what is this blue board talk? i'm on tg pretty regularly and this thread is literally the first time i've heard the phrase.

>> No.54393473

With the default color scheme, SFW boards have a blue palette and NSFW have a red one. /tg/ is the former, /b/ is the latter.

>> No.54393638

I am surprised there isn't more imp stuff.

>> No.54394039

Sauce on this and the one that was deleted? Image search comes back blank

>> No.54394124

Seconding. Either it's a new pic or the artist is DNP on e621.

>> No.54394238

Sigh....these search criteria on e621 should work

photonoko, Kobold, solo

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>> No.54397905

Thanks. Didn't know the artist, and had been expecting them to be two pictures.
So, naturally, I couldn't find it with "kobold clothes rating:s"

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Kobolds, for sure

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>> No.54399113

Do Dwarves count as shortstacks?

>> No.54399617


And Dwarves are best shortstacks

fuck all y'all green bitches

>> No.54400195

lizzies can't blush

i am suspect

>> No.54400216


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It's just makeup, anon. Of course a princess would have makeup on her at all times.

I like how it's the blush, and not the tits, that made you suspect

>> No.54400456

all short stacks are good

>Dorfs is most stacked

>Goblins are naughty bitches with green skin

>Gnomes are even shorter and fun

>Imps have best ass and hips

>Kobolds have does tails

>> No.54400544

Getting mad about lizard tits is old hat. Gotta try something new every now and then. Variety is the spice of life, as they say.

>> No.54400636

You win some, you lose some. Gotta play to your audience.

>> No.54403401

Real talk though, imps are underrated.

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Thanks Anon, you're the hero we need.

>> No.54404117

>you'll never be dogpiled by a tribe of female goblins in heat

>> No.54404435

But anon, Corruption of Champions.

>> No.54404483
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sweaty armpit porn

>> No.54404513

Which shortstacks are most attracted to taller men?

>> No.54404540

are you implying goblins aren't the jew analogue

>> No.54404704

I respect your taste, but for me it's:

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>> No.54404831

>a fucking rape factory

>> No.54404983


Why not female Ogres and pay several desperate men to knock them up? That seems more sensible.

>> No.54405097

Human sperm isn't tenacious enough to penetrate an ogress' egg.

>> No.54405768


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>> No.54406309

That's why you run a train on her and flood her with it. Quantity is a quality all its own.

>> No.54406336

Only in WoW, and even then they're just greedy 80's businessmen and hedonists from New York. That'd be like saying Trump is a jew

>> No.54406356

If you read it for the plot, it's about a farm girl wanting to be more than a farm girl and wanting to set out an explore the world and discover what she wants in life after seeing how this whole "Just accept what you're getting in life" mentality made her parents miserable.

It's just that it's porn, so there's a lot of fucking on the way

>> No.54406798

This is my fetish.

>> No.54409621

So I know that writesmut like Thri-Kreen erotica is no longer allowed on this board, but I'm curious; any anons have at least concept for D&D shortstack loving?

For example, I have rough ides for the wedding night of a human guy with three dwarf sisters (inspired by this one pic on HF which I can't link because, y'know, blue board and NSFW), a date between a good human necromancer and a confused but interested gnome paladin, and a love triangle between an imp, a quasit, and the human warlock each wants for herself.

>> No.54410026

Links to NSFW material are fine on blue boards. You just can't post it directly.

>> No.54410146


female dorfs with beards or no?


tits or no?

>> No.54410232

Well, if you're sure it's okay... just a head's up, this is *really* NSFW. One guy, three dwarf girls, all having a *really* good time...


>> No.54410281

>C-cup balls
That's disturbing.

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No beard, assuming standard small human dwarf. Pure aesthetic preference, I like a feminine look on females.

Both fine, because fantasy creatures don't need to be identical to real animals. Important is internal consistency of the biology. If tits, then nipples and lips that are able to seal around nipples.

>> No.54412329

Soft sideburns with a hint of near skin-tone beard fuzz.
No mustache, no thick, wiry hair.

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>bottom left

>> No.54414025

This thread isn't fair. Kobolds and gobbos have devout followings, while dwarf porn is utter shit-tier most of the time.

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>> No.54414436


Not necessarily D&D-related, but http://buttsmithy.com/archives/comic/p1 is mostly smut set in a Tolkien-esque Medieval setting featuring halflings as the shortstack material.

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Did you call for gnomeland security?
We offer an excellent rate for goblin insurance

>> No.54414590

They have a beard, a crotch beard

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>> No.54415021

harry potter gobbos aren't jews either then?

>> No.54415629

Beard. Dwarves are for comedy.
DFC bolds best bolds, bonus for surprise in their genital slit. But best taste is a kobold who can shapeshift herself whatever breasts she thinks will work best for the situation.

Nah, Rowling didn't put enough thought into her setting for that to be a possibility.

>> No.54415724

Well shit man, that's my commission! Glad you liked it! There's gonna be a fleatrollus followup with just one gal eventually.

>> No.54416154

Obviously the best shortstack race is Skaven, you know, because reasons.

>> No.54416170

What are these two from?

>> No.54416292

Reasons like when I get ahold of them, Consider the following:


>> No.54416298
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Hmmm reasons...

>> No.54416350

what the fuck-fuck

>> No.54416491

On that note, have you seen Trish (/trash/-tan) from the board-tan threads? She's technically an opossum, but still.

>> No.54416542

Nope, havent.

Probably as i'm not really on 4chan overmuch

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And here I thought I'd be able to rest peacefully tonight without lewd thoughts.


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>> No.54416856

Blue boards and red boards.

>> No.54417980


>> No.54418222


Alliance for Life but Gobbo girls are too hot

>> No.54418224

The fuck is that anons want to fuck rat-people.
It's not really that complicated.

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This guy gets it

>> No.54419473

Gnomes for handholding, goblins for gobblin that dick.

>> No.54419497

No beards, no tits, no spoilers because I'm phoneposting from bed

>> No.54419518

Gobblin girls from the mystery world.

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Kobolds for bending over a table, holding their tail up, and showing the wonders of warm-blooded cock.

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Reminder that in the next update of Towergirls Conquest you can rebuild the kingdom of Kobold Princess and have children with her.
Up to 500 children. Who you can teach to be adventurers.

Goblin is next after her.

>> No.54426138

Look man, I don't care about your political "views" or whatever, but Trump IS a greedy businessman, just like said goblins. But that doesn't make him a jew, so why would it make them jews?

How is it that this site can be so pro-big business conservativism, yet hate the idea of rich people so much that everyone who makes money in financial institutions is a "greedy jew!!!!"

>> No.54426156

>They're jews because they're good at accounting and run banks.
Why is that bad? Big business can't operate without banks. Why is capitalism good but banks are bad?

>> No.54426458

>Halfling for housewife
>Gnome for vanilla
>Imp for kinky shit that even goblins wouldn't try
>Goblin for creating your own personal army
>Kobold also for creating your own personal army

>> No.54427013

His daughter Ivanika married Jewish, that combined with his buisness acumen basically makes him 'honorably jewish' by some views.

Capitalism doesn't always mean 'big buisness' by some views. Economic conservatism isn't an entirely monolithic philosophy, there are certain schools which deeply dislike the concept of 'invented/fiat capital' or 'debt based economics' (both a survivalist camp and a hippy commune may technically be practicing the same economic principles.)

>> No.54427125

P.S. I prefer goblins and kobolds.

Because goblins can fill both the excentric tinker AND roving horde slots.

Meanwhile kobolds can make a servile but enterprising underclass AND tribal scavenging savages.

Dwarves are okay, basically just Inverse-elves.

Halflings are just a group of short humans/pigmys, not really historically notable and in danger of being reabsorbed into the races of men.

Gnomes are elementals

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Why not both?

Yes, I know.
That's a dragon.

>> No.54427506

it's the beards

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>Gnomes are elementals
I like you.

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>Kobold also for creating your own personal army
Should look into turning yourself into a dragon, too. Not only will the kobolds be more loyal, but you'll also be a dragon.

>> No.54430430

I don't like how some artists draw gobbos really trashy. Not my cup of tea desu famalam.

>> No.54430801

I feel like your in the minority here
>tfw no trashy goblin mistress

>> No.54431058

>my ancestor :)

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>> No.54431571

Pretty much he's just angry that a goblin rejected his advance.

>> No.54431615

enjoy your petri dish of every known, and a few unknown, STDs.
No such thing as a "clean" goblin.

>> No.54431662

>he can't Cure Disease

>> No.54431861

Not every town has access to a cleric of the appropriate level.

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>Shortstack threads regularly on /aco/
>Shortstack thread now on /d/
>Even a shortstack thread on /tg/
Today is a good day
Also gobbos, but yordles are a close second

>> No.54432330

>he doesn't take levels in cleric just so he can have goblin sex

>> No.54432837

Midgets with shotguns

>> No.54433098

>breaking your vows of chastity to fornicate with a shovel-eared, rat-faced, green-skinned abomination
Perhaps you should look in the mirror before you judge

>> No.54433170

Fantasy worlds have all kinds of gods, probably some of them don't do the vow of chastity thing.

>> No.54433181

>vows of chastity
what kind of faggot god do you think I'm worshiping?

>> No.54433328

Eh. Still, the idea of boning something the color of turned meat is unappealing.

>> No.54433388

>doesn't want to screw green skinned babes
You are a shame to the legacy of Kirk.

>> No.54433428

>I do not like them
>I do not like
>Green tits and ass

>> No.54433495

>I do not like them on the bed
>I do not like them giving head.
>I do not like them, Sam-I-has,
>I do not like green tits and ass

>> No.54433542

>would you eat ass
>in a sauna?
>would eat the ass
>of a foxy mama?

>> No.54433658

league of legends

>> No.54433711

>I would not eat it in the sauna
>I would not eat it of a foxy mama
>I do not like them in a bed
>I do not like them giving head
>I do not like green tits and ass
>I do not like them, Sam-I-has.
Also, changing it to refer to a singular attribute instead of both really fucked up the flow of the thing, Anon. For shame.

>> No.54433713

Yordles a best.
Hands down.
No contest.

>> No.54433820

They all have fur, females have a thin, non-intrusive layer and dudes are fluffy as hell.

I fucking love them and I wish /tg/ would embrace them so I wouldn't look weird wanting to play them in tabletop.

>> No.54434063

Not going to happen, particularly because riot recently changed their lore to where they're not really a sensible PC race anymore.

>> No.54434203

What change is that?

>> No.54434308

They are now timeless magical creatures that can't be seen normally (they just look like something else). They also now embody the values of a particular human culture. The newest yordle Kled is even referred to as a living dank Noxian meme (riot's words).

It's fucking stupid.

>> No.54434321

What the fuck kind of fucked up lore is that.

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>living dank Noxian meme (riot's words)

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Fuck that.
They were always Fey but that is just completely fucking stupid.

I choose to live in a world where Riot DIDN'T huff hairspray before making lore changes.

>> No.54434902

just like keeping to when Pantheon just wanted to be a fucking Baker

>> No.54436317

Why choose?

>> No.54436708

This makes me glad I quit that game when they retconned the titular League of Legends.

>> No.54437975

But what if the goblins are drawn as the hideous creatures they are supposed to be according to most common fantasy lore and mythos? Still hot?

>> No.54438394

That is what magic, alcohol, and magic alcohol is for.

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