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Previous thread: >>53961605
Archives and other resources: https://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu

New thread early due to image limit having been reached.

>> No.53966419

Let that be a lesson to the guy who thinks the threads are CYOA dumps instead of builds for and discussions about CYOA's!

>> No.53966428

Alright last chance, if you have anything to say say it now.

Still accepting builds anon, just nothing more is going into the CYOA as companions.

I actually got three Xenomorphs, two of whom are named Dave.


Adira actually got in in an earlier update to the Companion PDF.

Yes the thread will be voting on it.

There's been a few Fulcanelli kids running around actually.

Going to cover that in the 2.0

I have about twenty detectives of similar gait and fashion and I decided to humble-bundle them all together.


Write them as a living creature with wants, interests and flaws. Just give me a base to work with and I can.

I actually got him in a lore bit.

Ranks first but then that entire PDF is going to get rolled into the main PDF eventually.

>> No.53966456

Snyone have the comfy urban unease cyoa?

>> No.53966466

So how do we vote?

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>> No.53966531

With you're penis.

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Here you go my man

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>> No.53966550

I'll be setting up a google vote I think. Keep it up for a few days.

>> No.53966557

>Alright last chance, if you have anything to say say it now
Okay. I'm glad you're done and I hope people stop posting it a few weeks from now.

The people building for your cyoa only did so because you were adding them to a list. Like with genie galleries they feel they contributed when really they made a simple option.

I can't hide all responses to your cyoa seeing as I'm a dirty phone poster.
I get that all SFW cyoa are welcome but yours being a fucking long PDF attracts the worst of autists.
They bicker and whine and argue two or three guys taking up a whole thread.

>> No.53966574

I see that OP's CYOA mentions Angelic Inheritance. Can anyone post that?

For glorious ascension..

>> No.53966581

But i did the build because i never made one i did not expected to made it in to the pdf i just wanted to make one

>> No.53966584

I bet you aren't looking forward to 2.0

>> No.53966594

>I'm glad you're done
Oh you sweet valley child.

>> No.53966612

yea are you off your fukken rocker including all these peoples shite OCs, I like ya Highlander but christ its like a menagerie of bad ideas and poor parenting

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Here you go anon

>> No.53966662

When is the last time anyone argued about Traveller, you stupid fuck? People were making builds consistently long before submissions were a thing and they will continue to do so because Traveller is GOOD

It's by far one of the best cyoas we have and I'd be ecstatic if any author would put half the work into their content that HL does. She unironically makes these threads a better place. So fuck you and your shitty phone.

>> No.53966664

Blessings upon you, anon, thanks a bunch!

>> No.53966667

>I hope people stop posting it in a few weeks from now.
People posted Traveller's Tale when Highlander was in self isolation, they'll keep posting it until 2.0 comes out and then start posting that. I'm not sorry, phoneposter. And I only submitted one build and kept my others to myself.

>> No.53966692

Oh i need to ask how is traveller 2.0 going to be like?

>> No.53966701

Phoneposting makes it even easier to scroll past things you don't like. And when was the last time people actually argued about it for a whole thread?

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>> No.53966725

reminder, do not respond to SDA

>> No.53966726

Threads are going faster so i can't give you the exact time but i think it was like 5-7 threads ago?

>> No.53966737

Anon your starting an argument right now, please.

Perhaps, but for better or worse the feedback and community response has enabled me to continuously build the world of Traveller up in a way that would have been impossible otherwise.

Pretty massive overhaul.
> Personal Ethics & Values System
> Complete Item Overhaul
> All Companions redone
> General overhaul
Probably more stuff but those are the largest bits.

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>> No.53966783

Oh wow sounds like it will take quite a while

>> No.53966791
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Missed a build from a few weeks back.

Name: Regis
Gender: Male
Species: Vampire
Origin: The Now; Watcher
Tech Understanding: Mid
Ethereal Manipulation: Mastery
Skills: Educated, Alchemist, Body Skills, Friendly Face, Surgeon, Woodsman,
Little Things: Lophitic, Slothful of Body and Mind, Govna’s Dolla’s x3
Armor: Traveller Leathers Improved
Weapons: Operating Knives
Knick Knacks: Advanced Medical Kit, Morell Alcohol Subscription, Psychic Paper, Magibloc Coinage, Alchemy Kit, Physical Formatting, Noble Beast Minor x4 (Crows), Bottomless Bag, Healing Chip
Faction: Medical
Companions: Hildegard of Bingen, Mercia, Vernon Driver, Mark Chan, Natasha Volkov
Home District: Pembridge
Hubworld: Terra-D4813
Mission: A Grand Escapade

You've got some old ass builds though. When do you think the oldest one in that list is from? I know there's one of mine from over a year ago.

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>> No.53966813

I mean fair enough but at least ave them in a containment page separate from the decent additions to the companion options.

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>> No.53966923

Elf (4)
Dark Elf (6)
Luck of the Draw (11)
Rogue (16)
>Combo Class
Alchemist (19)

>Final Stats
Strength- 3, 15 lbs of carry weight
Endurance- 1
Intelligence- 7
Charisma- 4
Perception- 5
Wisdom- 6
Agility- 7
Luck- 7

Light Armor (5 lbs, 2 power)
Throwing Knives (3 lbs, 2 power)
Composite Bow (7 lbs, 3 power)
Total Equipment Power- 7

Goddamn, I am squishy

>> No.53966937

Perception is 7 not 5, damnit

>> No.53967023

Quick note, anon. Regis likely uses his "bare claws", not his "bear claws". But you never know with a shapeshifting alchemist vampire.

>> No.53967109

If you were to take a vague guess on when 2.0 is going to be done, when would you say?

>> No.53967118

Them's is the brakes.

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>Adira actually got in in an earlier update to the Companion PDF.
ah, thanks. Honestly I was confused about what we were voting on. Adding to my confusion, it seems like someone else made a build similar to my other build that is also already in the companion PDF.

>> No.53967144

Given her pace it could be anything from the start of September to November.

>> No.53967204

Hey is now a bad time to ask some questions about Traveller? Because I have some.

1. Where is Duwall, and what shape is he currently in?

2. Who is Kosm? is that the name of the Second? or is it someone else?

3. If we buy armor, can we customize the armor?

>> No.53967217

Ah Kosm some say Kos

>> No.53967234

Posting Traveller because it seems appropriate.

>> No.53967243

Kosm or Kos is just some moonman, don't worry about it.

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>> No.53967253


A Hunter is a Hunter even in another dimension?

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>> No.53967289

First he's just a fat dude with a beard who got grabbed by a grimderp weeb dimension and we need to save him or these morons will level half of Ae

Second is a giant horrible fish monster
Duwall might have fucked it or something IDK

Third is of course

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You take that back right now.

>> No.53967329

But alas not too fast! The time swirls and churns unending!

>> No.53967330

That fish has some weeeeeird dick suckin' lips.

>> No.53967353

I'd fuck that fishclamwhalesquidwoman.

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>> No.53967385

Well Kos(m) is mentioned in one of the paths, and it mentions that Kosm's children are singing, and i want to know what it means by "Children".

>> No.53967416

Hopefully it's just fish people. If it's an orphan we're fuckin boned.

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>leaps behind you

>> No.53967470

Okay a Traveller fighting the Orphan would fucking Hilarious. Teleportation and Jumping would make it goddamn confusing though.

>> No.53967562

As a Traveller who wants to fight eldritch abominations, I'd like to think we'd be smart enough not to 1v1 horrors.

Although, I have Dante as a companion and Dante vs Orphan would be good.

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I read every post in every thread.

I could just go to a coya archive on some other website if I wasn't interested in what my friendos here pick too.

>> No.53967914

...did Batman (white) just put himself in a position where Joker (black) can easily checkmate him on the following turn?

>> No.53967915
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"Omega", 22, Void Hunter, Power Seeker
Origin: The Now; Watcher
Skills, Perks & Traits:Advanced Tech, Berserker, Lucky, Biological Adept, Adokori (free due to Void Hunters), Entertainer, Hearty, Pariah, Unarmed Combatant, Memory, Weightless Combatant, Voidling, Fourth Wall Awareness
Initial Equipment Requisition
Clothing: Babr-e-Bayan, The Green Armor (I'm sure I can get someone to combine these somehow), Tartan Cloak, Everwalkers Cloth, x3 Turag Imprints
Weapons: Upgrade 1, Yuta partner Brace, Partizan (free due to Void Hunters), Cestus x2, Operating Knives
Knick-Knacks: Magical Protection Vestments, Small Spiritual Vestments (free due to Void Hunters), Advanced Medical Kit, Ring of Dispel, Battle Music Projectors, Gene-Mod Equipment, Abstract Shoggoth Major
Little Things: Forever Alone x4, I don't need no Governa's dalla! x6, Can't wake up inside, My Best Friend, Harbinger, Knee-Breaker
Factions, Departments & Others: The Void Hunters - Enforcers of the Third
The Covenants: The Ubermensch Society
Allies: Mochizuki Chiyome, 427, Administration, Master Assassin
Home District: The Testing Ground – The Land of the Divisions
Hubworlds: The Tower - Series of Trials - And Touched the Face of God

I hope I'm doing this right

>> No.53967923

>That chess game.
How? Why? I can't believe anyone would be that stupid. Oh my gosh.

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yeah, he basically killed himself.

>> No.53967976

People always talk about Scholar's mate like it's some big deal, mating your opponent in 4 moves.. No one ever talks about this shit that does it in 2.

>> No.53967992

I suck at chess and do that kind of thing all the time.

>> No.53968011

>that feel when you don't even have any idea how to play chess

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I expected more tentacles.
I'm a little sad I can't be a cute shoggoth squeezed into a human form.
I do think it's romantic to form a coastal city that has a symbiotic relationship with the Deep Ones. Like something out of a horror movie where the inhabitants are way too nice, and everyone knows everyone and always know where you are. Like, it's super eerie for outsiders.
But that's a lot of work and I don't know how to start a town.
I'd still love to help them out because that is dang romantic, but I would like some other powers etc.

Okay it's sad that Elder Things, City Builders Eons Old mention Shoggoths but I don't get to be one. The background for Shoggoths even fits my daydream.

I don't know why the second page has been made smaller: Pages one and three are 1440x pixels wide and this one is 1295x.
Huh, so that's where that weird line the Scientist loves saying comes from.

I gotta be honest none of these gods really give me what I need to fulfill my daydream.
So, I'm sorry, but I'm not willing to take any of these.
There's also many of the Gods that require you do things you don't get powers to do, e.g. Aboth, the Source of Uncleanliness doesn't help me become a leader of the entirety of humanity.

I think I'll have to grow insane from knowing these are all real, rather than serve one.

>> No.53968417

>Lovecraftian horror doesn't allow me to live out my daydreams

Huh, who would have thought

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>> No.53968502

I dunno cultists can be pretty weird sometimes

>> No.53968503

Wow, Ents are really, really strong in this. Maybe overpowered. They give 34 stats and a class for 5 points, which is miles above all the other ones, from my quick math.

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Try this one

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>> No.53968639

Architect+Flesh sculptor combo is the best

>> No.53968641
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I really want to make a CYOA based on the manga BLAME! There are a variety of weapons, people, "monsters", places, that i think it would work well. I just don't know how to make a CYOA

>> No.53968672

Oh i remember you Blameanon i think there was a guide of sorts in the pastebin maybe it can help?

>> No.53968698

Agreed. I throw in Maddening Aura for a nice little cult following

>> No.53968715

Mountain Orc (6)
Blood of Giants (3)
Monk (4)
>Base Stats (Total)
Str: 6(8)
End: 5(10)
Int: 2
Cha: 3
Per: 4
Wis: 3
Agi: 4(3)
Luk: 4
Carry weight: 40 pounds

Palm Beads (UW) (PWR +4, -10 lb)
Dagger (UW) (PWR +2, -6 lb)
Heavy Armor (PWR +4, -9 lb)
Large Instrument (PWR +2, -6 lb)
Banner (PWR +1, -4 lb)
Frying Pan (PWR +1, -3 lb)

Total Power: 14
>Weapon modifiers
Ultra Weapon x2

Points: 20 (19) (Companion -6)

Companion (The definition of glass cannon):

High Elf (6)
Third Eye (3)
Cleric / Manipulator / Conjurer (13)
>Base Stats (Total)
STR: 3 (5)
END: 2 (0)
INT: 5 (16)
CHA: 4 (4)
PER: 4 (7)
WIS: 6 (13)
AGI: 4 (5)
LUK: 3 (1)
Carry Weight: 25/25 pounds

Scepter (UW) (PWR +6, -14 lb)
Medium armor (PWR +3, -7 lb)
Banner (PWR +1, -4 lb

Total Power: 10
>Weapon Modifiers
Ultra Weapon
Pure Blood Vampire

Points: 30 (0)

>> No.53968735

It's not really what I want.
>Star Spawn
>Maddening aura

I still need to turn my body into disconnected tentacles that take over a host body, my consciousness sort-of "floating".

>> No.53968816

I am not really fond of getting mad cultists myself so i instead throw in an Abyssal Bestiary because chances are i might end up attracting some fucked up shit to me

>> No.53968818

I would rather get some kind of... fear aura? Intimidation aura?
Like, people instinctively have this nauseating feeling not to cross me, to do as I say because the consequences will be dire.
I'm not chuuni I swear

>> No.53968852

100% chuuni

>> No.53968905

Well, just finished crunching it:

Human: 30 stats / 3 points
Elf: 31/4
Orc: 31/4
Giant: 32/5
Beast: 32/5
Ent: 34/5
Angel: 39/12
Demon: 39/12

The races start at 30 stats and then add 1 stats/point. Except for Ents, which adds 2 stats/point because of their free class--which is an unquantifiable value of its own to boot. And it gets better--the race section is one of the only places where you can spend 1 point to gain 1 stat (Werewolf is the only thing more efficient, iirc, and that has its own downsides). Ents can upgrade to Mountain Lord if they want generalist power for +6/6. Welp, I know what I'm running for this!

>> No.53968961

Don't bully me.

>> No.53969060

I am going to bully you so hard that you will appear in one of those shitty anti-bullying videos

>> No.53969170

>No 10 pages highly detailed Bullying Cyoa
The world is a depressing place

>> No.53969184



Oda Nobuhiko

>> No.53969428

>Bullying Anons CYOA
>includes bully methods
>what you get from bullying
>a bunch of weak nerds to bully

It would be great

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>> No.53969472

Only if there's an option to just be bullying the one you like, and eventually marrying them.

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>> No.53969544

>waifu bullying


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Got my head stuck on this one a couple threads back.

• Media
All the others domains offered are area-restricted, but... you can play a song in a lot of places at once. Ever get a song stuck in your head?

• Spirit (Possession)
Obviously breaking the electronics I'm conveyed through is a no-go. But I'm not gonna be seen clambering out of screens like some Jap tramp, because that always looked goofy as shit in the movies. Invisible-by-default is fine with me, and ghosts have shit powers.

• Rebirth
I'm not gonna bet on the author still being around, but... how the fuck do you qualify death when you don't even have the shape of a body? Anyway, Respawn probably means people forget my song, which would be WAY too much work, and Regeneration takes too long. Replacement requires a human to kill me in the first place, and I'm honestly more at risk of starving than of ever being threatened by puny mortals.

• Presence
See, for most locations this is good enough, but for Media this is limited omnipresence.
My song playing? Someone hearing it? I'm there. I mean, it says "aware", but then...
• Vanishing
Break line of sight? But... I'm invisible...
So I just, at will, teleport anywhere within the sound of my song that I want to be.
• Pursuit
And this fills it out, because now I'm allowed to chase anyone who heard my song for two days. And I can possess people indefinitely... which means I can just play the song again when the timer's running low.

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>Powers (cont.)
• Temptation
I know I dissed Sadako earlier, but I'll admit the whole "stupid kids keep daring each other to do the curse thing" worked out well for her.
• Human Form
Oh, who am I kidding, The Ring's a classic. So I can still be the creepy little girl and... stab people, or whatever.
Spirit Possession doesn't have the escape clauses like Command and Mind Control, but sometimes I may just wanna stab someone myself. Or operate a stereo.
Injury reveals my true form as an... invisible bodiless cloud. Oh no.
• Cult
Just for kicks, and because it's essentially "people I can send to play my song in places I want access to". I don't need absolute loyalty, it's not like they need to die to defend me, so... few dozens?
• Magical Defense
...and if this is on offer, then magic's a thing to worry about otherwise, so I guess I'd better.

• Specific Victim
Since "specific" can here mean "literally half of all humans" (women), I'm tempted to just say the older half and be the punk-rock spirit of devil youth music.
• Hunter
...sir, what is your plan? I have no actual combat weakness. I don't have a body to kill (at least not one that matters). I'm invisible and omnipresent within the sound of my song. And Temptation means once my song is out there, it'll probably spread faster than he can hope to squash it. So...

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Update to RWBY Ahegao

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>> No.53969650

>bully someone in order to make them strive to be better in some way
>once the target improves, they finally realize why you bully them
>figures out some way to bully you back
>this somehow leads you two into a relationship
>could be one where you constantly bully each other
>could be one where one constantly bullies the other
>could be one where one finds something they're not very good at, and the other bullies them into being better, but otherwise the relationship is mostly normal/lovey-dovey
>while exchanging vows, both of you are wearing a shock device, a vibe, or something else that can be hidden beneath clothing but remotely controlled to distract the wearer
>constantly trying to make the other one mess up their vows
>both of you manage to pull through without anyone else realizing anything, but the bullying never ends

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>Swapped Winter's power back to the first one
>Removed Mystery Options name from the combos though that one is too late
>Added five more combos
>Clarified stuff (combos optional, you don't get more powers later on)

Can't post it on /d/, got limited bandwidth. If someone does post it kindly ask for images for a prehensile dick option. I lack art for it. Will be able to work on Dick Deity soon.

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Do it

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>> No.53969765

I like the way you think, anon

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>> No.53969793

>responds to a new post in 22 seconds
What in the fuckity?
Do you literally spend all day here?

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>> No.53969813

I have this in the background while I'm reading.

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>> No.53970054

>This is one of my favorite CYOAs
>I can't enjoy it anymore
Why i am like this?

>> No.53970138

One last touch for Neil Armstrong. Things I forgot to add.

+ Has been studying the sword fighting manuals of many cultures, and is looking to improve his swordsmanship.

+ Also beginning to pick up knightly practices such as chivalry, honor and glory.

+ Well versed in the Hell that is void combat.

>> No.53970272

I have no idea what's wrong with you anon, Royal Revival always at least brings a smile to my face. Though I only rarely bother posting a build, because honestly my build never changes for it.

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upon popular demand, new DLC for archangel cyoa

>> No.53970407

Jesus christ, thank you. For months I've grown more and more tired of the same stale CYOAs, and the thread's constant shitposting. This is the first CYOA in a long time that genuinely makes me glad that I come here.

And for the record, my build is John. I choose John.

>> No.53970416

>Sky condo
>Gates of heaven

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>> No.53970441

I'm gonna be That Guy and go with John, the Pocket Dimension Mansion, John, and uh John I guess.

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>> No.53970475

What are some cyoas similar to the Genie waifu one?

>> No.53970483

>Not John
Fucking pleb

>> No.53970486

Lewd Dune when?
Complete Fairy King when?
Guardian Spirit when?

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>> No.53970568

>a supergroup of detectives all looking for Duwall
>Igra screaming in the distance

Well now I gotta vote for that.

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>> No.53970615

What are some cyoas where i can pee on anime girls?

>> No.53970637

There a few waifus ones with a "your waifu has your fetishes" option.

>> No.53970638

Go away, Trump.

>> No.53970652

I swear I added these together to fewer pages for that guy.
Seriously you can add page 1-3 together without going over the filesize max or the height max.

>> No.53970705

I'm disturbed that I can answer this. The Enchanted Rings cyoa, now updated by The Slug Guy, has that content.

>> No.53970739

I almost don't want to reply, since you'll probably take it as ammunition that people are ganging up on you, but fuck it. Traveller has always been an on-again, off-again CYOA in terms of popularity, and there haven't been legit arguments about lore or much else for months, if not a year.

And while it is not incorrect that people made builds to be immortalized in the final product, there have been folks doing it ever since it was Wanderer's Story.

I'd like to pose a question: which is more annoying, the cancer that keeps to itself, or the one or two autists complaining about the cancer keeping to itself?

And don't give the "b-but they argue the whole thread away" argument. You know for a fact that thread life in this general's killed more by shitposts from tripfags and triggered autists than a single CYOA made by a sand dyke.

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This is hard.

>Emerald Shard
"for the comfy and humble gourmet"
"for the gourmet with limitless imagination"
>Void Promise
"for the gourmet who hunts and likes a challenge"

I'll need to snack on these thoughts before making my choice.

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>> No.53970901

"Challenge" sounds a lot like "exercise", fat-kun!

Do not waver from your path!

>> No.53970918


Emerald Shard you fat fool

>> No.53970923

If you choose void promise you will work out while eating

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Emerald shard does seem nice but I wonder if my weight would reset if I kill myself. Like, could I eat myself to death, reset, eat myself to death, reset, etc. ?

There'd also be noone else alive left to witness my foodie cycle.

It really would be the perfect choice if I wasn't such a delicious powerfag.

Exercise never worked for me. It only makes me hungrier so I eat more to compensate and end up fatter.

If I do manage to become the void wouldn't be skinny by default though? "Void" is associated with emptiness and hollowness, right?

Mmmm, I could cheat myself into conceptual skinnyness and keep eating.

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As a side note, when did Angel become friends with /tg/'s mod?

I just got off a 24hr ban for posting the Angelanon cyoa

>> No.53971111


Angel is a mod

>> No.53971137

I'm glad that report was taken seriously. We don't need rule breaking disguised as cyoas on here.

>> No.53971179

Wait, what rule was broken?

>> No.53971181

It's a valid cyoa. It was no more explicit or in poor taste than Skeletal Gangbang (albiet poorer in general quality), and anons have frequently made builds about it in the past.

>> No.53971192


Try not to get banned again fatposter, you're a decent guy

>> No.53971207


Mods are penises

>> No.53971216

The reasons for the change in width is because the second page is too large as a file

Also yeah, as this gut said >>53968417 Lovecraftian Horror isn't really about comfiness... well, not in my version, at least

Despair not, for I still have other ideas! The "You are a Shoggoth" may come after the one I'm working on right now

>> No.53971218

>not choosing nature and then planet-wide

>> No.53971232
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Cyoas are apparently off-topic in the cyoa thread.

>> No.53971256 [DELETED] 

No, shitposting certainly is.

>> No.53971267

It's Rings, do you pee on anime girls or do you become an anime girl that gets peed on?

>> No.53971270

>femdom cyoa
>can make submissive builds

>> No.53971285

>only being able to haunt losers who go /out/
>not having at least a comfy air-conditioned haunting ground

>> No.53971291

The void is expansive though. If I were drawing concepts as people, "the void" would be a large-mouthed sumo sized person.

>> No.53971315
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Hey guys, remember me? After some laziness and a ban, I've finally finished what I should have done in an evening but instead took nearly three weeks. But because I'm a tease, I'm going to repost the (updated) pictures-only version first for those who want to blind pick, and then post the full version in like half an hour or something.

>> No.53971344

>The "You are a Shoggoth" may come after the one I'm working on right now
Nice. And don't worry, my Eldritch-ish daydream does have fairly uncomfy stuff.
Like feeling the worms writhe inside "my" body.
But yes it is a daydream so it is comfy after the initial "your consciousness is tied to a pile of tentacles that was formed from a dead skin cell that landed on Earth after an Outer God scratched their arm"

>> No.53971378 [SPOILER] 
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I'm thinking of changing the art for this companion in my C.Y.O.A.; do you prefer picture 1 or picture 2, /tg/?

>> No.53971379

Pancaray and Valentine to Die For because baked goods

Very Angry Plant because Dokuzeru is C U T E

>> No.53971383

Too cuke.
>A valentine to Die for
Biggest chance of getting what I want.
>Feline affection
The Law could be good too but I can't pass up possibly being a catgirl, or living in a world with them around.

>> No.53971386

>And don't worry, my Eldritch-ish daydream does have fairly uncomfy stuff.
Have you ever actually detailed exactly what it entailed?

>> No.53971406

>Highly serious debate
>Littlest girl
>A valentine to die for

Screw waiting, I want results NOW

>> No.53971408

I'm going to murder you with my mind powers. If you see a bright light and hear your ancestors calling, please walk towards it.

>> No.53971411
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Why are fox girls cuter with small flaccid dicks, oh magical fox girl genie?

I'll also pick:
Congratulations because cute baby
Pancaray because I am hungry
NEET wish fulfillment because I like animaymays

>> No.53971415

I prefer the white boi

>> No.53971419

>Feline Affection
>Highly Serious Debate
>Spare Parts
Fetish > all.

>> No.53971432

Blinds: Leaking, The Law, Spare Parts

>> No.53971439

1, by far. Black twinks make me ill.

>> No.53971451
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>companion is a size queen


>> No.53971454

I knew it i knew you would not leave us
>spare parts
>contemplating peacefulness
>Angry plant

>> No.53971474

Littlest Girl
NEET Wish Fulfillment
Contemplating Peacefulness

>> No.53971475

Well, whatever floats your boat (although I do have to admit I had this idea of suddenly becoming an eldritch monstrosity for quite a while too, so yeah, I'm not that different I guess)

Right now, I'll do some "build an expedition" CYOA, but it's still at a very early stage, so it'll take a while to be completed

>> No.53971482


Shoo shoo shit taste.

>> No.53971530

Prognathism + wide nose + rough hair just ruins any cuteness they could have for me.

>> No.53971540

> last chance, if you have anything to say say it now.
Alright. As the anon who made 'Amice' (who's already in the companion pdf), can I just request that you make her female romanceable as well.

>> No.53971542

Two, I prefer the more androgynous guy.

>> No.53971549

No. It's not related to cyoas or builds and I don't want to be (too) off-topic with my posts.
I've had a couple different dreams, with various powerlevels. It's been two weeks since I had a dream like that and it was super depressive. Really good.
So yeah I can't tell you specifics, even if it was on-topic.
Ah shoot!
It's alright, I don't think any cyoa could give me exactly the powers I need. But it's not like I need a cyoa to imagine it since I already dream about it.

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>> No.53971578
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I want the dragon, pancake, and wish fulfillment.

>> No.53971600

Oh hey, I just thought up what the perfect comparison for what they look like to me.

Gelflings. They look like darker skinned Gelflings.

>> No.53971669
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Tweaked version 1/2.
Altered some of the powers and costs, plus general fixes.

>> No.53971691
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>> No.53971699

Lich's Phylactery
The Architect
Flesh Sculptor

First thing I'm going to learn how to do is how to get rid of that dead guy smell. and otherwise fix my body so it at least acts like it's alive. After that? Who knows. I've got nothing but time and all the power I could ever hope for.

>> No.53971708
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Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease keep the first picture.
It makes my dick absolute diamonds and Sally is my favorite companion in the whole thing.
The second picture makes only makes my dick bronze at best.

>> No.53971727
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Christmas Cake
Equal Height
Regular drive

Kind Hearted
Neat freak

Pet Play
Rape Play
sensory dep


deaf/blind/amputee/scarred/glasses/sickly/futa/inhuman/strange/piercings/tattoos are all things I would be fine with and be supportive about. All at once, if that's where life takes us.

Commanding someone to be rough with you is still telling them what to do. You can be a dominant masochist, for example. You can enjoy the thought of commanding your partner, but still have a body that reacts positively to pain stimuli. And many other ways. It can be complicated thing, but it's always wonderful. Sometimes I'm thankful that I'm not complicated though, my mental and physical orientation (in this sense) match up and I'm just a sub.

>> No.53971744

Change Sally's picture please

It offends my PC ideals

>> No.53971770
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You get out of here.
Your ideals are bad and you should feel bad.

>> No.53971826

I like them for the raw hotness more so than for the cuteness. There's something intense about ploughing down into black skin.

>> No.53971853

I don't suppose you kept a changelog? I notice Twist Flesh was altered, at least.

>> No.53971873

I can't decide. I must have them all.

Also, someone on /d/, in case you aren't checking it.
>Salem is still named in team CoUGar and Velvets entry says she is part of flat is justice, but she is not mentioned in the combo.

>> No.53971876

NEET Wish Fufillment
Contemplating Peacefulness
Feline Affection

>> No.53971889

>different amount of picks based on whether you're picking blind or not
What is this faggotry.

>> No.53971893

Make the picture a cute girl.

>> No.53971896

You can mod CYOAs??

>> No.53971903

How many are getting voted in? Life 50?

>> No.53971911

If you don't blind pick an art gallery CYOA you're completely missing the point.

>> No.53971919

Unorthodox, but seems fair

>> No.53971921
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>> No.53971923

But pictures can't be girls

>> No.53971938

I've been trying for about a year now but I still can't get my head around the lore in this abomination.

I know there's a lot of references to other works, so is it just one, incredibly long in-joke that I'm not in on?

>> No.53971944

>Cute girl (.jpg)

>> No.53971946

A few extra starting points
Window generator had it's time shortened.
Twist flesh got buffed.
Shield works relative to your surroundings now.
The crystal related stuff had some requirements removed.
The Nano-CNC got a buff.
A lot of the drawbacks give an extra point or two.

The rest was just changes to semantics and fixing errors.

>> No.53971952

What, so there's absolutely no point to playing any of the already completed galleries? After all, no one has saved half-complete versions of them, so you can't blind pick anymore.

>> No.53971953

I dislike little girl themed powers, but I will try to fight cute little girls with cute little girl powers. May god help me if I fail.

Baby Dragoness
The Law

>> No.53971956

Not all of us can become reality warpers like Jean Paul

Some people actually follow the rules. Disgusting.

>> No.53971974
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A valentine to doe for
The Law
A very Serious Debate

It's like life. You don't pick the variables of life. You dive in and see what you get. But you can guide your life in the general sense. I like it.

>> No.53971975

I actually do have a bunch of half-completed galleries saved explicitly for the purpose of having the blind pick versions archived. Sadly, I don't have any on this computer.

>> No.53971978

The only way to understand is to read it.

>> No.53971988

But enough about Necronomicon

>> No.53971998
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Making some progress on this thing.

>> No.53972002

The point to me is to see what sort of neat choices the author can come up with for the pictures provided. Blind picks (and other mystery box type mechanics) are for other people.

>> No.53972014

Oooh, Twist Flesh is usable! That's the biggest change I could spot. Also, answer is probably no since they're different kinds of powers, but do Powerhouse and Flight interact? Being able to lift over 600k pounds (a solid house or a steamboat) and run at 2800 miles per hour, but only fly at 120 miles per hour just feels weird.

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>> No.53972029

Oh my fuck I thought you were dead, glad you're not.

>Baby dragoness
Hoping I become her

>Feline Affection

Because cat girls

>The Law

Because dominatrix

>> No.53972037
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>> No.53972046

Yes. Haven't checked /d/. Was in a rush to update it. Will fix tomorrow.
You should still make your choices. Or make more builds.

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>> No.53972068
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I still think it's a foolish idea. I mean, if the only fun someone gets out of a CYOA is to pick based solely on images and titles and hope for the best, good for them. But to say they have no other merit is kind of, I dunno, ridiculous? And I say this as someone who thinks Genie galleries have very little merit.

>> No.53972073

Which of these is best for throwing shade?

>> No.53972076

fuck's sake anon

>> No.53972084

>Trying to fight the little girls
Fool you will be assimilated in to the collective

>> No.53972089


I'm really liking this.

>> No.53972091


>> No.53972105

Huge support waifu

Human 5
Northern 6
Beautiful 10
Blood of Giants 13
Paladin 17
Bard 20

Str: 6
End: 6
Int: 3
Cha: 11
Per: 4
Wis: 3
Agi: 3
Luk: 5

Small Instrument
Tower Shield
Heavy Armour

>> No.53972109

looks cool.

>> No.53972128

With powerhouse your speed is still limited by terminal velocity as it's only moving your limbs faster. You could get close to the speed of the flight power while running, but any faster and you'd start getting pulled off your feet by wind resistance.

You can slowly levitate while carrying more than your weight, but you can't redirect gravity to fling yourself around at speed.

>> No.53972143

Are you allowed to go lower than zero with a stat? I really want to be a fully deformed, loner, shapeshifting, blood mage, druid, mountain lord that happens to be a dullahan? This puts me at -8 CHA. If minuses are allowed i guess everyone will run away from me in terror and revulsion.

>> No.53972147 [SPOILER] 
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Alright girls, here we go.

>> No.53972175

>highly serious debate
I don't get it. Wouldn't oppai just win immediately?
How many pedos are there really?

>> No.53972203

>He says, on the website founded by lolicons kicked out Something Awful

>> No.53972217

Awesome. Love it.
>NEET wish fulfillment
Great, except for the pedophilia. No thanks.
NOPE NOPE NOPE raising a daughter is the ultimate cucking. Not happening!

>> No.53972222
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Do you guys feel in charge?

>> No.53972234

You're such a caricature.

>> No.53972260

How does Leaking interact with Spare Parts?

>> No.53972273

Don't talk me.

>> No.53972275

so i blind picked
>Contemplating peacefulness
>Very angry plant
>Spare parts
A ageless little girl with an endless supply of bodies and a pissed off plant that i can purify? i am very pleased thanks for actually delivering

>> No.53972276

Well, Highly serious debate and littlest girl were fantastic choices for me, but I'm gonna switch a valentine to die for with pancaray. Gotta feed the giant girl somehow, and an infinite supply of flying pancakes sounds like a great way to do it.

Not to mention based on the image, this big boobed big girl will only become even more accepted and popular thanks to the oppai debate.

>> No.53972285

You're not missing anything.

>> No.53972289

The coat and the badge are both pretty good, but I think I'll go with the coat despite it not being perfect immunity from the law.

>> No.53972305

>all those choices that turn you into a little girl

How many trannies do you think this place has?

>> No.53972308

Gotta go with the badge. I don't plan on seeing criminals anyway.

>> No.53972323

>NEET Wish Fufillment
Perfect. Exactly what I wanted. I'm not a lollicon so I'll just look after the girls in my party; and make them jealous by only showing interest in woman with large breasts.
>Contemplating Peacefulness
Rejected. I don't want to be a little girl.
>Feline Affection
Rejected. I want feline affection, not to become a cat girl or a lolli.

Fucking hell, I should have just waited instill the descriptions were revealed and just chosen the only good option.

>> No.53972352

Good. Now you can shut up about waiting for this.

>> No.53972381

>People complaining about the little girl gallery turning you in a little girl

>> No.53972393

Was making a shitty CYOA part of your plan?

>> No.53972397
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>valentine to die for
great, I'm happy. and jokes on you, many of my sexual proclivities are mostly mental anyway

>the law
Indifferent since I'll be a skeleton soon. Less crime is nice I guess.

>the great debate
I don't want to get caught up in politics! Thankfully I'll escape all of that soon through skeletonism.

There are plenty of adult women who are flatties...


>> No.53972437

>There are plenty of adult women who are flatties...
Nah. That condition is pretty rare.

>> No.53972442


I'll take "Congratulations!", firstly because it's the covert wealth wish, which grants an "excess" of living expenses for the two of us. Secondly, because I'm an old virgin and I'll be able to masquerade as a normie with my "proof" that I've had sex at least once. Maybe even the fact that she's so well-behaved and clearly loves me will warp the hearts of a woman to the point I could get laid for real.

>> No.53972451
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Each body will become doll-like and filled with inky hands once you possess it.
But anon, everyone here is already a little girl.

>> No.53972488

I'm not that into the pancake and I dislike the Valentine option.
I don't know why but I like the idea of a world with catgirls, girls and boys that look like catgirls. If you removed the part where catgirls are crazy about lolis, and replace lolis with regular (but more attractive) women it would be great.
I'll choose to be a catgirl in this world and I'll figure out a way to get rid of the skeleton.
I really don't know why that world seems so fun but it does.

>> No.53972496

>Baby Dragoness
>NEET Wish Fulfillment

I'm not sure how Contemplating Peacefulness will actually work out, since being transformed into little girl means you are suddenly penniless and homeless. Might be a bit hard to relax.

>> No.53972500


Wow, Shade seems really, really strong with Convert. I'll confess, I don't completely follow the power/knowledge measurements for demons. Do those interact with the costs at all? Or are they just representations of how useful and potent the demon can be?

>> No.53972506
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>everyone here is already a little girl
Hate to break it to you, but I'm an adult man who's perfectly happy being an adult man.
And if this were true, why would there be some many CYOAs with the option to become a little girl.
Wouldn't need to bother mentioning it if we all already are.

>> No.53972535

Damn, the pancaray really weirdly fascinates me, am I turning into fatposter ?

>> No.53972545

I'm sorry you have to live with such a terrible burden of autism.

>> No.53972574

Of coursh!

>> No.53972580
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Don't be.
My Y chromosome is one of my most prized possessions.

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>> No.53972625

Are you saying that girls can't be autistic? Because I assure you, they can.

Wait, no, fuck you, I'm not getting sucked into your vortex of autism.

>> No.53972634
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>New Year Noodle

>Equal Height

>Regular Weight


>Child Bearing


>Long and Straight


>Sexual Predator

>Fulltime Dom


>Orgasm Denial
>Milking Dry
>Being on Top



>Black Sclera
>Pointy Ears
>Bat Wings
>Razor Teeth

Dominant vampire waifu.

>> No.53972648

>girls can't be autistic
How the hell did you come to that conclusion based on what I said?

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Seems as though most people prefer the original picture, with only
as dissenting voices.

Guess I'll keep the original picture, then.

>> No.53972669

>have fun being an autist
>"why yes, having a y chromosome is fun m'sir"
>what that doesn't make se--

>> No.53972673

>How the hell did you come to that conclusion based on what I said?
How did you start ranting about your Y chromosome after I called you autistic?

We may never know.

>> No.53972747
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My faggotry is pleased!
Ah. I seem to have inadequately voiced my thoughts.
Terribly sorry about that.
I simply meant to state my contentment with my gender and agree that I am indeed an autist.

>> No.53972766

can confirm, I'm pretty autistic

>> No.53972770

The autism is unrelated to your gender placidity.

>> No.53972777

It is true that a lot less girls are autistic than dudes though.

>> No.53972793

I'd argue that it's because our definition of 'autism' is too broad.

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Think you can give sauce to the other picture that didn't make the cut?

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True, true.
Didn't mean to imply they were connected, simply two equal accurate facts.
Have a CYOA as a peace offering and apology for wasting your time.

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>> No.53972844

>That pic

Man, when those threads were first up, that webm was one of the best faps of my life.

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>> No.53972868

Is hitting enter after every sentence something autists do?

>> No.53972883

If you haven't Skyped with your buddies with Facerig and masturbated together yet, you're missing out.

>> No.53972895


High school
>size ratio
>physical build
>breast size
bee stings
>butt & hips
>facial features
long and straight
>skin tone
>sex drive
sexual predator
>romantic attitude
private submissive
>personality traits
generous, feminine, romantic, kind-hearted, aggressive, idealistic, cunning, lightweight
>fetishes & desires
cuddling, public sex, impregnation, lewd roleplay, rape play(her on me, me on her)
>Hobbies & interests
cooking, painting, sports(swimming), gardening, reading
>extra features
>inhuman traits
black sclera and strange skin sound cool

>> No.53972905

>not choosing spirit and possession
I have no need for air conditioning. Also, has anyone ever picked electronic interference? Possession is way better.

>> No.53972919

>Get to be a large-breasted catgirl (male) with slightly smaller-breasted lolis pampering me and my dick
Heck yes.
>Have to become a loli as soon as I get offed by loli lolicons
Aaand it turned to trash. Sartre-ing it to
>NEET Wish Fulfillment
so I can be a magic cat queen (male) as well.

>> No.53972952

The one on the right is better, has more of a post apocalyptic/biker gang feel

>> No.53972982

Most of my buddies are too insecure about their sexuality for that.

And the ones that aren't are all in relationships and consider everything to potentially count as "cheating"

>> No.53973041
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Gentle Femdom CYOA:
>College Student
Size Ratio:
Physical Build:
Breast Size:
Butt and Hips:
>Child Bearing
Facial Features:
Skin Tone:
Sex Drive:
>Sexual Predator
Romantic Attitude:
>Fulltime Dom
Personality Traits: (+10)
>Kind Hearted
>Neat Freak
Fetishes and Desires: (+10)
>Public Sex
>Oral x2
>Being on Top x3
>Milking Dry
Extra Features:
Inhuman Features:
>Android Physiology

>> No.53973093

So is this finished yet

>> No.53973236
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The Half Orc Halfblood, Half Beastman, Half Giant Buckler Wizard

Orc/Beastman Halfblood
Taurus and Tribal/Swamp Halfblood
Blood of Giants
Death Knight
Deformed, Practical (Agility)
Mentally Unstable

Strength: 18
Endurance: 13
Intellect: 1
Charisma: -6
Perception: 4
Wisdom: 2
Agility: 5
Luck: 4

45 Bucklers

45 Total power.

>> No.53973265

1 by far

>> No.53973277

If I can be one of the elite female officers, I am pleased with my choices. It is only right that little girlhood is a punishment.

>> No.53973379
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You may be one of the elite female officers if you so desire, anon.

>> No.53973396

This is amazing.

>> No.53973419

60. It's going from 150 to 210

>> No.53973461

I'm a bit late, but let's take a shot at it anyways.
>NEET Wish Fulfillment
I mean, I'm not a NEET, so ten bucks says it doesn't actually do anything I'll like, but I'm betting on it anyways.
>Aspiring Student
Hopefully something to do with knowledge...?
>Spare Parts
The implication is clones, and I'd like to stay alive as long as possible, and failing that, at least have some copies of me around just in case.
Dammit. Dammit twice. Dammit all to hell. Can I reject these once I've picked them?
This was a huge mistake. Reject this one too, if possible.
>Spare Parts
I guess this makes up for Aspiring Student, at least partially. Immediately switch from the bear body into a new one. Find a way to cure myself of the addiction. At least I'm immortal now.

>> No.53973536

Knowledge, Luck
>Mortal form
>True/greater form
Size: Behemot
Form: Human
>Perks (15)
Magical Potency (12)
Physical Strength (10)
All-Seeing (8)
Prophet (6)
Deceiver (4)
Animal Affinity (2) [snakes]
Enchanted Weapon (1)
Enchanted Armor (0)
>Familiars (100 + 1 souls)
Small/Beast: 62 (70)
Average/Tempters: 50 (20)
Giant/Golems: 10 (0)
>Greater Familiars (25 points)
Malphas (15)
Bael (10)
Shax (6)
Krill (3)
Aumon (1)
>Familiar Perks (4)
Majesty (3)
Sagacy (2)
Wizardry (0)

>> No.53973545

I see.

>> No.53973579

If the bitch stops spamming meme picks he'll probably not get banned but the idiot doesn't learn. He gets off a 3 day ban for spamming images and then comes back and...starts spamming images.

>> No.53973621

Or he just proxy or phone posts.

>> No.53973664

there are no adult men on the internet

>> No.53973752
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Just a few more steps until there are no men on the internet at all, then the wheel will have turned full circle. For you see, it will be WOMEN who have nothing to do but shitpost online.

>> No.53973772

Most T4s have at least 7 dots already, Convert being a T4 just means that it is largely for flavor in case you want one of the lower tiers of another 'school'.

And they don't interact with costs (unless you summon them in a Druidic Garden or a Jar), they just represent the demon's skills.

>> No.53973773

Why can't you morons use words correctly?

>> No.53973794
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Wishes: Selfdefense Mechanisms (Superpowered Loli) (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conversion_Negation), Feline Affection (Catgirl (Male)), NEET Wish Fullfillment

Assuming the order of my choices supersedes some of the results I should now be a catboy/catgirl (male). Since the loli power is unique I went back to my roots and used the Superpower Wiki random page feature to figure out what mine would be. Would be hard to find one more appropriate given the situation.

>> No.53973931

Cinder, Emerald, Winter, Coco
Combos: Team ????

The best team for getting to taste the entire RWBYverse. By being Confident and In Control, I'll be able to get anyone I want, and the more we fuck, the closer they get to becoming my Servants. And, of course, Energy Boost means I can keep going forever.

Plus by getting Cinder and Emerald on my team, we can break up the stupid plot and maybe have a better one. Ideally including lots of orgies.

>> No.53973991

Tippest toppest patrician taste, brother.

>> No.53974063

Loser (40)
Deviant (40)
Nerd (40)
Weeb (20)
Neckboard (5)
Edgelord (0)
Insanity (30)
Total: 175
Vidya House
Alignments: Nerd, Loser, Deviant, Insanity
Private Bathroom (145)
Anxiety Cure (135)
Cute Boy (75)
Belt of Baneposting (45)
Magical Realm (5)

>> No.53974232

>tfw I dropped RWBY after the first arc, so I don't even know half of these bitches
What am I going to do with this boner now!?

>> No.53974246 [SPOILER] 
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This gallery (N.S.F.W.): https://e-hentai.org/g/665577/6e43505b3f/ **Caution; some furry content.**

The artist used to have a large catalogue on Y! Gallery before it went belly-up.

I think he still has some work-safe stuff on Deviant-art.

>> No.53974279
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Single virgin 15
weird+uncomfortable fetishes 15
lots of videogames and unfamiliar people 20
a little anime 5
cards, rpgs, money spent 30
none of the edgelord ones
none of the insanity ones

in a tabletop gaming dwarven mine. Sounds comfy desu

85 points to spend
Bathroom 55
my clothes 35
Leftover points for money, 105$ a week.

Pretty sweet deal overall. Make some money and I get to be in a dwarf fortress full of gamers which unironically sounds fun.

I'll spend my money on gifts to win over the more ornery neckbeards, and we can all just chill and play some rpg's together.

the belt of baneposting is a trap. I thought about it too but then I realized that everyone in here will repeat the dialogue perfectly. Don't do it anon

>> No.53974290

If you at least watched through the first arc, you should at least recognize the first two lines and Cinder, so you have some options, at least.

>> No.53974385


never seen RWBY

Imma fuck salem, raven, cinder, and kali

>> No.53974466

>45 Bucklers
Shit, son that's rad as hell.

>> No.53974495

is pyrokinesis like firebending or is it just making things warm

>> No.53974518

I liked the concept and art of this cyoa but I have some problems with the mechanics and found some mistakes. (I'm assuming you are the author.)

The lore in the introduction (about the origins of arch demons and the number of worshipers) does not seem to have any impact in the following pages. It would be interesting to have more tenets. I suggest things like Death, Life, Nature and Anarchy, this last including "skill" as a way to balance things with "Knowledge"; "justice" can include "order" to counter anarchy.
Who are the consorts mentioned en "Mortal Form"?

This is a very subjective opinion but I would recommend "Gargantuan" instead of "Behemot" as an option size, Gargantua is by far less known as an individual name.

In my bulid I imagined my arch-demon similar to a Marilith, just giant, with horns, a third eye and male (handsome too). Does that count as "Human" or as "Hell Lord"? Maybe a "Demi-human" category would suffice, "Undead" would be included there.

Avatar and Bloodline are too expensive for what they do. Hybrid and Philosophical are slightly overpriced, 4 or 3 points seem ok. Enchanted Weapon/Armor are very cheap, are they weak or easy to lost? why can't be taken multiple times? "Pact with the devil" instead of Deceiver, just another very subjective opinion. Zealot gives 3 familiar points but I don't know if that means more souls o more familiar perks, it also mentions "Martial Tradition" and "Vampirism" but such options don't appear in any page. Magical Potency and Physical Strength are a bit cheap too. And I don't know who magi functions here but maybe Grimoire would be more useful for gaining/learning magic.

>> No.53974534

Familiar forms include some that aren't available for arch-demons, but don't have "Human".
This is just me being autistic but Greater Familiars should be ordered from the weakest to the strongest and avoid names too known (like Astaroth). I get just 1 soul for each unused point in this section?

All familiar recibe all perks or can I customize each type of familiar? Immortal mentions the Void and a time required to return from it, but such things aren't addressed anywhere else.
And that's all.

>> No.53974540

I've always wondered how to do this if it's physically impossible for you to be a weeb. Ignore that whole section? Take the points anyway and ignore the alignment?

>> No.53974606

Man, I thought I was the only one. I bust out in hives when I see anime.

>> No.53974611

Then adapt it to a westaboo and hope the weebs don't find out your true identity.

>> No.53974656

I stopped right when they introduced Penny and the last episode I saw was her wasing all those White Fang nerds I know Cinder and Emerald are villians, and I vaguely remember seeing that Velvet getting bullied by that one Chad, but other than that I'm in the dark.

If I just went with my fetishes without knowing the series, I'd grab Blake, Kali, and Summer, but that leaves the last slot open and I'm not sure I want to go for either Ruby or Raven.

Honestly, I'd like to go for Yang, if only because I find her smug personality hot an she's one of the few characters I know, but I don't quite care for her power.

And I'd like to get back ino RWBY, however every time I try to I keep gettig turned off by how crappy the writing, sound, and voices are. Seriously, that whole bully arc just drained all the enjoyment out of me

>> No.53974721

I like the first one, but seems too sissy for that description. The second one match it better.

>> No.53974735

Too late, blackula.

>> No.53974754

>The bully arc.
I literally only finished Volume 3 because I used to be friends with Monty and felt I owed it to him to see where his last days took him.

The show went off the deep end as soon as it tried to convince me that Cinder was somehow a competent villain in a world where literally everything went her way and nothing went wrong. Penny's death killed my ability to enjoy the series in any capacity, and I ain't even a toasterfag. It was just the final straw on the back of complete fucking stupidity.

The bully arc was fucking stupid, but it was nothing compared to what came after.

>> No.53974796

I mean, I'm fine with anime and manga. They're cartoons and comics--the shit my grandmother bootlegged and showed us growing up. Thus physically impossible.

Oh god, I was in a class filled to the brim with weebs once. My mother was making fun of me for being illiterate, so I decided to take a Japanese course. BIG mistake. They wouldn't stop asking me about anime. I don't watch it. Every time I said I don't watch any, they asked about another title, again and again. Felt like a zoo exhibit--it was terrifying. I've had a phobia ever since.

>> No.53974951

No. I am lazy.

>> No.53975272
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Stoners scare me on some personal level, the idea of a supernatural city that treats people as fodder for itself. Holy shit. It's like "They Live" but none of the hope.

>> No.53975348

Bigger gallery if you can defeat the sadpanda

>> No.53975398
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I made 'Chiyo', Mirror of the Great Black Goat, but I cant see the other build it came with: Yuu, 14, Contractor, Caring Younger Brother https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/49704302/#49705403
If your not planning on adding Yuu, then could you please change Chiyo to be Male Romanceable and a Filthy Degenerate. If you do add Yuu because you missed him then don't worry about changing Chiyo.

>> No.53975415

Sure its rare but it is true perfection

A flat chested Christmas cake with short hair and an androgynous face is perfection

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>A flat chested Christmas cake with short hair and an androgynous face is perfection

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I agree anon. That's my fantasy. But it's not like I would be any more or less likely to date someone who didn't fit that description.

But I don't have to worry about any of that since I'm foreveralone.

>> No.53975716

add tomboy and i'm sold

>> No.53975752

20 points
Human (17)
Eastern (16)
Beautiful (12)
Dullahan (14) [permanently detatched]
Conjurator (9)
Druid (5)
Warlock (-1)
Cleric (-6)
Necromancer (-11)
Apprentice (-13)
Undead (-9)
Wraith (-3)
Loner (0)

STR 6 (4 base + 3 Warlock - 1 Cleric)
END 5 (3 base - 1 Beautiful + 2 Warlock + 1 Undead)
INT 13 (3 base + 3 Conjurator + 1 Cleric + 4 Necromancer + 1 Druid + 1 Apprentice)
CHA 3 (4 base - 1 Dulahhan + 4 Beautiful - 1 Necromancer - 1 Undead - 2 Loner)
PER 7 (4 base + 2 Dullahan + 1 Necromancer)
WIS 8 (3 base + 1 Conjurator + 2 Druid + 3 Cleric - 1 Undead)
AGI 5 (4 base + 1 Eastern)
LUK 4 (5 base - 1 Undead)

>Equipment (30 weight points)
Staff (21)
Palm beads (16)
Energy shield (12)
Medium armor (5)
Longbow (0)

Power level 3

I'll never have a companion and nobody really likes the undead, but I'm beautiful, powerful, knowledgeable and an excellent teacher! I hope that will be enough to maintain myself "alive"

>> No.53975784

1 is definitely better

>> No.53975856

>woman in late 20s without much of a body and who doesn't feel like wearing makeup
It must be nice to think something really fucking common is perfection

>> No.53975913

Aren't those the 'realistic standards' people are always shitposting at anons to accept?

>> No.53975997

You have people here who are so far gone with their fantasies that anything other than literal perfection isn't good enough for them anymore. The classic image of the fat and unwashed nerd "rejecting" a generally really hot girl because her nose isn't his preferred shape or something retarded like that.

I assume this case here isn't a case of the opposite though, and that anon just hasn't been very clear about what he likes, making it easy to conflate his fantasy with a mediocre woman.

>> No.53976016

>multiple anons in this niche thread who like micromastia

What the heck?

>> No.53976045

>The classic image of the fat and unwashed nerd "rejecting" a generally really hot girl because her nose isn't his preferred shape or something retarded like that.
Yeah, I'm sure that happens so often it became a classic.

>> No.53976088

have you never been to 4chan

>> No.53976105

>You have people here who are so far gone with their fantasies that anything other than literal perfection isn't good enough for them anymore

What an amazing analysis. I'm in awe of your ability to diagnose the mental issues of an unknown quantity of disparate anonymous people.

>> No.53976111

what >>53976088 said

it's a fucking meme with hundreds of images over the decades even

>> No.53976129

Hit a nerve? :^)

>> No.53976153


it's probably due to porn addiction

>> No.53976180

To close to home huh

>> No.53976211

You expect me to believe the people here are getting hit on by hot chicks and rejecting them.

>> No.53976226

There's a reason the word rejecting was placed in quotes, anon

>> No.53976255

>Giants have one more INT that humans
Wait what, aren't giants stupid in most things?

>> No.53976266

Looks like YOU're the stupid one

>> No.53976281
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In real life no, but theres a reason the terms fantasies were used and "rejecting" was put into quotation marks

If you want an example of what they're talking about, go to a couple of other boards, /r9k/ being the easiest mark, and post a thread along the lines of "Post only legit 10/10 girls in this thread". Open up with a few pictures of conventionally attractive girls. Watch them tell you that their eyebrows are too close, they have bad pores and are probably lesbian jew sluts, and that anon would NEVER, EVER give them the time of day

Have a pretty girl to start you off

>> No.53976283

They're the pigs in the pig shit that think they're not pigs. Ignore them, their own smugness is a cover for personal insecurity that'll drive them nuts before long.

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10/10s don't exist outside of 2D.

>> No.53976315

Right, the people who actually have realistic love life expectations are the terribly insecure ones.

>> No.53976320
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>Women have societal pressure to have big boobs
>Some women don't have big boobs
>Those women (sometimes) have bad feelings, self consciousness, or even depression about it if they don't have big boobs
>I just want to tell them they're beautiful too
I'm a flattie too but I long since stopped caring. My autism drives people away much more effectively than some physical preference, so why bother worrying about something I can't change. but I generally find myself attracted to women who are flatties. Can't really explain it other than knowing what it might feel like if one does care, and wanting to tell them that they are admired and desired.

space in teeth variant, hailing from 2011-ish

>> No.53976328

Good example of the type of response he was talking about I guess.

>> No.53976347

He says, posting a 4/10 generic anime girl.

>> No.53976349

Stop using flat if you mean small, dumbass.

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Tell us more wise anon

>> No.53976354

Wonder how it feels when you're still alone despite 'realistic' expectations.

>> No.53976364

2D > 3D

>> No.53976385

why do you assume you know what they meant more than they do?

flat is a very common term, and refers to breasts even smaller than "small".

>> No.53976391


Look, guys, we're popular.

>> No.53976393

>being anywhere close to even a 7/10

>> No.53976414

>Inb4 CYOA threads share the same fate as caption threads

>> No.53976416

And how do you refer to flat, then? There are women who are literally flat you know. Not "really small", but as flat as a starving boy.

>> No.53976430

No woman will ever love you. That's not how they were made. You should get yourself a good, strong man.

>> No.53976443

You'd have to ask me a few years ago for that one.

>> No.53976446

>retards arguing about retard shit
I get enough of that here

>> No.53976450

Meh. Tabletop games like dnd are literally just quasirandom fanfic generators anyways.

>> No.53976458

>Bragging about a relationship you supposedly have
>On 4chan
Surest sign you don't actually have one.

>> No.53976459

Not being alone, I wouldn't know. How about you?

>> No.53976465

That is not how we raised you anon when are you going to grow up and find a nice waifu?

>> No.53976467

You're the one who brought it up, so it's not bragging.

>> No.53976481

>Surest sign you don't actually have one.

Nah, /tg/ is generally a board of older, settled anons, having a wife/girlfriend/whatever isn't uncommon. I'm sure there are plenty of posters here who fit the stereotype you're thinking of, but I doubt its even the majority.

>> No.53976485

I have one, but she just doesn't know it yet.

>> No.53976487

do I understand correctly that Jar grants you power based on its occupants power, up to 3? In that case, Occultists have a problem in that Fae and Shade don't have any demons satisfying all the conditions of (3 power, no power cost to summon, minimum tier 3).

This then introduces the question of whether you could summon a temporary power-2 demon in a jar, summon a power-3 demon in a jar, then dismiss the power-2 demon to get your ritual points back. That just seems clumsy, though.

Been looking forward to this one, but I haven't read through much of the new material yet.

>> No.53976498

*her name is Tenten*

>> No.53976500

Of course not, she's a waifu, she doesn't have mental faculties or even a physical brain.

>> No.53976523

She's a real one. She's in this thread right now. How I long to hold her close to my chest and whisper sweet lewds into her ear.

>> No.53976530

That your waifu is shit does not mean that all waifus do

>> No.53976535

If she's real then she isn't a waifu. Sorry anon.

>> No.53976537
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Anon, I was talking about flat. But I like small too.
To be honest any size is fine and my preference is mostly mental things but I do find flat or small to be very attractive, as a plus rather than a requirement.

I have accepted that it is very unlikely I will meet a woman. Many people I know are in the same boat. We are brothers and sisters in foreveraloneness.

>> No.53976539

This is some powerful wishful thinking.

>> No.53976556

>That your waifu is shit does not mean that all waifus do
...do? Do what?

>> No.53976568

I lack sleep i wanted to write are instead of do but i fucked up

>> No.53976569

I genuinely don't care if we move to /qst/. Whether or not it's the right move, I don't really have an opinion on. All I know is that I'm gonna continue to do my part and be an autismal CYOA author.

>> No.53976570

Let me guess, you only visit /cyoag/ on /tg/.

>> No.53976584
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shit, anon. Not all waifus shit apparently.

>> No.53976592

True, but at this point she pretty much is a waifu since she doesn't even know I exist.

>> No.53976597

She's still a 4/10 generic anime girl.

>> No.53976599

I can only speak for myself, but I have a fiancee. Plenty of anons mention their spouses or significant others in storytimes and the like.

You're welcome to consider any or all of us liars, anon, it doesn't really matter at the end of the day.

>> No.53976609

No one gives a damn, reddit.

>> No.53976613

It would be pretty healthy for /qst/ to have a bunch of non-quest interest threads like /cyoa/ go there. The problem is, does health really matter to a festering corpse?

What does that have to do with anything?

>> No.53976628

>All I know is that I'm gonna continue to do my part and be an autismal CYOA author
That is the SDA i know and love

>> No.53976633

One day, beloved, I'll make your dreams come true.

>> No.53976649

I wanted to say ''That your waifu is shit does not mean that all waifus are'' but as i said i fucked up

>> No.53976663


Have to agree with second anon here. Once you reach a certain age, being in a relationship and/or having sex stops really being an achievement. When people are at this point, the insults kinda have to change--no point in attacking someone's virginity or singlehood when people are getting married and popping out kids. Single is as much a good thing as a bad at this point, honestly. Says a lot more about the person trying to use said insults and where they're at in their life.

>> No.53976664

I can't wait for your next CYOA so I can drown and get eaten by a whale shark.

>> No.53976668

Yes, but what does that have to do with anything? We weren't discussing anything to do with a waifu being shit or non-shit.

>> No.53976676

I would imagine that whoever started asking about relationships did. Why else would they ask?

Also, consider that bloo bloo bloo you whiny faggot, you being a bitch like this is why you don't have a relationship and cling to your waifus

>> No.53976691

I don't need a relationship to bang thots.

>> No.53976698

Anon, you need to know that the average age of /cyoag/ is somewhere around 5 to 10 years lower than most of /tg/. It's closer to what you find on /v/ honestly. However, there is still a significant portion of older posters, and since this is /tg/ the perception that you're talking to retarded teenagers, like on /v/, isn't usually there.

>> No.53976699

Whale sharks are bros, though.

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Can't argue that anon

>> No.53976711

You said ''Of course not, she's a waifu, she doesn't have mental faculties or even a physical brain'' And then i replied that implying that you have a hypothetical waifu that is fucking retarded

>> No.53976714

I wouldn't know because I'm dead.

>> No.53976720

its not gay if she has a pussy
I mean tomboy is part of it but im talking about appearances tomboy has more to do with personality
>implying tits=hot body

Someday you will be enlightened anon

>> No.53976729

i'm hoping there's a "have to wear a filter mask at nearly all times to survive" option

>> No.53976738

A waifu can't be retarded any more than she can have a brain. I mean, you do need a brain in the first place before you can be retarded, you know?

>> No.53976750

what webm? >-< pls

>> No.53976758

Post proof.

>> No.53976762

We are already stretching this too much you know what i wanted to say

>> No.53976768

>It would be pretty healthy for /qst/ to have a bunch of non-quest interest threads like /cyoa/ go there.
Or how about you faggots stop trying to kill /tg/. Who gives a goddamn about /qst/. It's done nothing but damage this board by taking traffic away from it while in turn sending newfags and crossboarders our way. It's an abusive relationship at best. Stop trying to kill /tg/.

>> No.53976783

>while in turn sending newfags and crossboarders our way.

how does it do that?

>> No.53976784
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Poor Tog. What did he ever do to deserve all the beatings he gets?

>> No.53976786


>> No.53976787

To be fair, finding a new person to date when juggling house maint, daily life, and work is pretty tough. I'm always impressed by people who somehow do it. I'm just like welp i spent the last 5 days being tired and poor so I'm going to stay at home.

>> No.53976797

About on the level I'd except from the wannabee normalfags I see in this thread.

>> No.53976804

Obviously. If I didn't know what you were saying I'd be asking you "what the fuck are you saying" instead of "what does that have to do with anything".

The problem is that you came up with something irrelevant to the conversation. If you're implying right now that it being irrelevant was intended, then okay I guess.

>> No.53976824

And yet somehow it still managed to be higher than your lazy "proofs?" comment by virtue of being sort of funny.

>> No.53976829



> Race/Subrace
Human - Northern

> Traits

> Class

> Combo Class
Smith, Beastmaster

> Equipment
Combination = Rifle/Dagger
Medium Armour

PWR 11 Weight 29

Leftover points going toward a 10 point companion:

Dark Elf Manipulator

Light Armour, Sceptor, Dagger

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My beloved anon, tell me why there are no coyas, and instead we are all shitposting?

That's like saying Han Solo can't be brave because he doesn't exist.
Characters have characteristics.

>> No.53976840

Man if that's your sense of humor then that's actually strong evidence that you're underage.

>> No.53976846

What is this?

>> No.53976851

It was a fucking joke no need to go so deep

>> No.53976860

>how does it do that?
Are you fucking retarded? This is not a difficult concept.
>A new board is created
>OwO what's this
>Flooded with faggots
>So this is /qst/ and it comes from /tg/
>OwO what's /tg/
>Enters the cancer
I shouldn't have to explain this.

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>> No.53976870

A waifu isn't a character, she's a mental illness.

>> No.53976888

That seems like an incredibly niche phenomenon that wouldn't impact the board in any major way.

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Anyone have any of these? Google fails me

>> No.53976897

What the fuck is this

>> No.53976904

Tog, just like Luke, dindu nothin, it was those damn dungeon fighters. And Vaughn

>> No.53976905

You mean the sources?

>> No.53976910

derelict station

>> No.53976926

It only takes one particularly cancerous person to ruin a general. Fuck off.

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Oh, okay.

>> No.53976954

>It only takes one particularly cancerous person to ruin a general. Fuck off.

Given how many cancerous people frequent this particular general I think the difference would be hard to notice

>> No.53976956

If it helps, I just spent the last 5 days touring wedding venues. The last one was a barn. A fucking barn. It costs enough money to solve Puerto Rico's debt.

And yeah, might help /qst/. But kinda at the expense of all the threads that go there. Plus it doesn't really make sense--I'm still not quite sure why that thread keeps lumping CYOAs in with /qst/ or with /lit/ (that one made no sense)...

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>> No.53976967

You're okay in my book, even if you do play a filthy chinaman.

>> No.53976970

Oh gosh, how did you know I was born in July?

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>> No.53976996

>I'm still not quite sure why that thread keeps lumping CYOAs in with /qst/ or with /lit/ (that one made no sense)...
Because the people who complain about these things generally don't even know what they are.

>> No.53977011

If you're already stabbed multiple times I'm sure you'd still prefer if I didn't stab you again. It effects the whole of the board and it's my point as you raised that things are bad enough. That's jus this thread. The last thing many /tg/ hobbies need is passing interest and newfags.

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Not for long I do. Deus Vult!

>> No.53977036

All hobbies need newfags.

>> No.53977052

nah, still not buying it. You don't notice on more random anonymous dildo in these threads, and anyone who wasn't already on /tg/ isn't going to suddenly make this their home just because they saw /qst/.

>> No.53977068

She looks nice.

>> No.53977077
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Your birthday is coming up, and I don't know what to get you.

>> No.53977079

No, all hobbies need more people who are stupidly obsessed with it and willing to put the time and effort into it.
>nah, still not buying it.
That's fine. Your approval means nothing. It does work that way.

>> No.53977097

>No, all hobbies need more people who are stupidly obsessed with it and willing to put the time and effort into it.
And those arrive via the newfag vector. Since someone needs to be a newfag first before they can become obsessed with it.

I like fruit juice.

>> No.53977100

>Not Miko

>> No.53977115
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She's a good lady.

>> No.53977133

>No, all hobbies need more people who are stupidly obsessed with it and willing to put the time and effort into it.
Those people start off as newfags.

>That's fine. Your approval means nothing. It does work that way.
Thats true, keep parroting away about the /qst/ boogeyman I guess

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>> No.53977152

page 11 lamo

>> No.53977176

I like shitposting in almost every meta thread by insisting on splitting up boards into smaller ones. It's especially effective on /a/ with manga board.

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>> No.53977188

These aren't those simple of hobbies. That might hold true for others but not these. The people who have been at them have often been at them for years and years or in some cases their entire life. They and this board have enough newfags already to deal with.
Just move the whole goddamn /tg/ to /qst/ since that's apparently what you stupid faggots want to do anyway.

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Itty bitty titty priesty.

>> No.53977213

Goddamnfuck: >>53977097

>> No.53977221

Why don't you go post this shit in /mmog/

Oh wait :^)

>> No.53977230

You're pretty stupid anon, we should trade you for a newfag or two.

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>> No.53977252

Fuck off, newfag.

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What's that? Can you eat it?

>> No.53977262

Agreed. I'd rather have a cute newfag than that guy.

>> No.53977282

And I'd rather you step on a d4.

>> No.53977300

You don't get a vote.

>> No.53977302

>I've lost
>Better call them new
Yes, I can see that new posters would threaten your adherence to classic techniques of posting.

>> No.53977330

>calls someone stupid first
>oh boy I better point out how stupid they are for calling me stupid back
Fuck off, newfag.

>> No.53977356

I hope your barnwedding comes with a horsie.

>> No.53977359

>but MOM he called me stupid first ;_;

>> No.53977361

That's not being excellent. I'm disappointed, anon.

>> No.53977375

Thats the spirit! Show all these newfriends how a real /tg/ poster does things!

>> No.53977378

That would be great. My woman could use some sexual satisfaction for a change.

>> No.53977381

Fuck off, newfag.
Fuck off Bill and or Ted from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

>> No.53977386


Fresh Grad

>Size Ratio

>Physical Build

>Breast Size

>Butt & Hips
Child Bearing

>Facial Features

Sex Hair

>Skin Tone

>Sex Drive

>Romantic Attitude
Mostly Equal

Possessive, Feminine, Pervert, Laidback, Lightweight, Cool, Pragmatic

Orgasm Denial I
Public Sex II
Lewd Roleplay III
Oral III
Territorial I

>Hobbies & Interests
Hiking, Cooking, Travelling, Sports (gymnastics), Movies

Piercings (Ears, Nose, Belly Button)

"Create your own waifu CYOA"

>> No.53977394

>Fuck off Bill and or Ted from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Alright this has stopped being funny now, you take that shit back motherfucker

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