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>> No.53896746
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>being a ground pounder

>> No.53896788

Spare me your SoB story

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That's cawhyee as fuck.

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>> No.53896832

>Trying to make me pity flamethrowing psychos

Warpfire take you, /tg/, sisters aren't cute.

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>> No.53896856

I thought they were being supported again with the new edition?

I don't keep tabs on GW.

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>> No.53896878

They've been supported and quite playable in every edition, people just think old models means the faction sucks.

stormtroopers, commissars and priests are the superior schola graduates, anyways

>> No.53896890

Calm down Kharn.

>> No.53896901

No. Sisters a bugfuck insane. Even regular citizens and Inquisitors don't want them around if they can avoid it.

>> No.53896917

what would i happen if i called one cute

>> No.53896919


Dont give up. Lass.

Atleast your in Shadow War Armageddon.

>> No.53896927

"supported" as in rules. Still absolutely Zero new or updated models however. Which makes the entry point for anyone who even wants to field a few units, much higher in comparison to pretty much all other imperial factions.

>> No.53896935

Seeing this scenaro OP has posted doesn't make me sad for sisters, but sad for those people and animals in real life in that situation that I am incapable of helping.

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>> No.53896972

get bullied, nerd

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>> No.53897004

here are some (You)s

I would totaly pick her up and take home with me

also source?

>> No.53897015

sauce http://lutherniel.deviantart.com/gallery/

it's okay, anon

it's just a drawing, the little sister is doing well as we speak

>> No.53897040

Then rage volunteer care at an animal shelter, orphanage, homeless shelter. Furiously be a foster home for animals looking for their forever home. With your bloodlust destroy misfortune.

>> No.53897042

It could be worse. She could be with the Brettonians right now.

>> No.53897087

>mufuggin luth
It has been too long.

>> No.53897091

Immolation, just to be safe.

>> No.53897140 [SPOILER] 
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This would be very touching but I binged Nana's Everyday Life once and I'm now immunized to cute things living miserably in cardboard box.

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>> No.53897218

Isn't there a picture of a good end with nana gets cyborg limbs and fights crime with Iron Man?

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>> No.53897393

>forgetting to bring your standard issue helmet
don't blame me for that

>> No.53897634
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Oh fuck, the flashbacks.

>> No.53897706

Why can't you just fucking die already

>> No.53897776
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>I came for shitposts
>Instead I get feels
I don't like you.

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Please un-sad this little SoB

I can't go to bed with this second-hand guilt

>> No.53899629

You just need to learn to numb yourself to the uncountable miseries and tragedies that are doubtlessly, unceasingly unfolding all over the world at any given moment.

Just try not to think about it.

>> No.53899723

I already did that, it is this particular fictive SoB that I am concerned for

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>> No.53900555

what was the point of making me sad, anon

>> No.53900603
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I've always had a soft and hard spot for Son. I've never actually played the war game, just the rpgs and read alot of the lore.
Awhile back I was part of a Design a Guard Regiment thread that was Greek themed and had Sisters as their ally (or something like that). One of the ideas was that Sisters would lead squads or platoons of IG as support/fodder when they had to go out on missions.
If I wanted to get into tabletop, what would be a good way to build a SoB/IG (or stormtrooper or scion, since I want a Spec ops feel) hybrid army, with sisters as the sergeants and HQ?
Sorry if it's a weird question, but this seems like the best place to ask.

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*for SoB

Also, Bolted Babe pictures. Never fight alone, even in a rainy little box.

>> No.53900640


Someone make a gif out of these please.

>> No.53900678

Actually don't do this. I change my mind.

>> No.53900722

>Actually don't do this. I change my mind.
Anon is impersonating me!

>> No.53901497

Good call, a .webm is better.

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Well, that's homebrew as fuck, but I could see you just using the Sisters codex and treating Scion models as Battle Sisters - similar stat lines between the two. Or you could reverse that (Sister-Superiors as Scion Tempestors) with an allied HQ. Or something, it's been awhile since I've played. But it's doable.

I love my tiny Sisters kill team, but prepare to pay out the arse for them my dude - there isn't much in the way of third party stuff for them.

>> No.53901898

>not naming it hereC

>> No.53902607

you know how it could continue?
with the little sob looking up at the shadow of a power armoured guy
and it is a grey knight in need of a hat

>> No.53902683


I'm going to adopt her.

I shall name her Annalisa, and she shall be trained in the arts of the Bolter, the Flamer, and the Melta.

>> No.53902992

They are, they'll be getting plastic models very soon as well.

>> No.53903142

>implying it won't be a Squat

>> No.53903207

>It's a squat, a Brettonnian and a Tomb King

>> No.53903219

Fuck you. Its this one that got me.

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Uh no my fatherly instincts are kicking in. For the glory of the Emperor this child shall be raised in a loving home!

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>> No.53904069

Best be posting the rest.

>> No.53904172
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>"muh feels!"
Artificial cuteness is worthless, though.

Cuteness is only valuable when it's natural and not specifically meant to evoke feeling of sympathy and/or affection.

>> No.53904181

>Cuteness is only valuable when it's natural and not specifically meant to evoke feeling of sympathy and/or affection.

But that's what cuteness IS. It is literally a mechanism meant to evoke sympathy or affection.

>> No.53904201

I know. But it's only worth something when it's incidental, not when it's purposeful.

It's like, I dunno, altruism? Altruism is worth something only when it's a genuine act of kindness, not when you do it solely out of personal gain.
Or something, I'm not good with analogies.

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>tfw no adorwbs SoB daughterfu to adopt out of the rain, hair dry, give a fresh pair of pajamas to, feed eggs on toast and put in the spare room for the night.

>tfw greet her in the morning with a bag containing toiletries, new clothes, journal, some sweets
>she misunderstands, thinking it's time to leave
>tell her that's not the case
>breakfast in 10, go wash little soldier girl.

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This is in the wrong order. This is the right order.

>> No.53904437

Why is no-one adopting her?

Screw you all /tg/, she's mine now. I'mma taking her hope and feeding her bacon and eggs and telling her she can stay as long as she wants, while I brush her hair after a shower.

I don't even care that my place doesn't allow pets. She's a dependent, dammit!

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Come on Sister-Initiate! We have heretics to burn!

Sister Superior Guinevere will look after you! As long as you're OK with her daily body heresy inspections and examinations!

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>> No.53905019

Would someone lie to you on the internet?

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Yay! More play toys! I mean, more soldiers for the fight against the enemies of the Emperor!

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What if there just old grumpy priests seen alongside the Sororita Armys, because they hide all the cute boys for themselfes?

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This guy has been doing lots of great stuff. He needs to go LEWDER.

This guy could do with going way lewder. Even just tasteful nudity..

>> No.53905866

There's a few with straigh up sex already i think.

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>those lips

>> No.53905950

I found the Deviant-Art, but does he have a tumblr?

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I meant what I said. LEWDER.

Then we can go into degenerate territory!


That's his panda page.

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Get the fuck out of that box! It's ours!

>> No.53906202

Thought the same

>> No.53906367

Just a three panel rain shuffle would be enough IMO.
Someone out there has a tablet and time right?

>> No.53907019

That's all there is at the moment.

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I made a thing anons.

>> No.53907406

>For the glory of the Emperor this child shall be raised in a loving home!
only if you raise her as a good imperial citizen

that makes sense

come on, you can at least share it

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>an attempt was made.

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>implying bretonnian needs to rely on pity
>implying bretonnian didn't go down fighting, as appropriates of knights
0/10 wouldn't go orcs hunting with

>> No.53907500

Good efforts.

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Pic related

Trigger Warning: H*resy

(It's spoilered because image at the bottom might give too much away before reading.)

>> No.53909053

Technically they went out fleeing homewards with their back to the fight because the plot needed resolution on Lileath fucking up the world.

Only Gilles went out fighting, alongside Abhorash, but that's not fucking canon says GW.

>> No.53909509

Did Sisters finally get squatted or something?

>> No.53909588

No, but they are still not getting plastic models, while the metall ones are cursed to be forever absent from the battlefield, never embracing the joy of war against the emperors foes.

>> No.53909620

>Did Sisters finally get squatted

>> No.53910177
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Sharing is caring.

>> No.53910192

Besides, you guys got a wicked DLC for Total Warhammer. The sisters haven't had the spotlight since Dawn of War.

>> No.53910440

>that name
wrong trip tho

>> No.53910525

Now someone draw the picture where pappa GW is warm inside playing with his favorite child, the primaris marine with a pet nid basking before the fireplace.

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I say nay.

>> No.53910610


oh boy time for cringey fixfics

>> No.53910682

idk, i was thinking of leaving it at that.

>> No.53910939 [DELETED] 

Not him but from my limited knowledge: Magnetic field will die out so solar radiation and shit gets through and we also start to lose atmoshperic gasses without it which leads to heavy temperature increases when in sunlight and heavy drops in temperature when without sunlight and eventually our oceans will evaporate to the space.

>> No.53911098

Supposedly. But they've "Supposedly" been getting plastic minis for like a year now.

>> No.53911103


was about to suggest a pair of genestealer hands should be shown reaching out towards the sister and her box.

>> No.53911447
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>ywn save her /tg/

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This is the order I think it should go in.

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I prefer OP's order because it's most like she's running out of energy and hope enough to continue heresying.

>> No.53911858
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I fixed it boys. She's okay ;-;

>> No.53911906

I preferred it that way as I viewed it as her being unsure of what to do/say. Then she attempts it, to prove she can do it and is worth while saving. But nobody saves her, so she cries.

>Look! I can say heresy! Please...

It works pretty much anyway you order it desu.

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Fixed it better.

>> No.53912524
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Made a thing

>> No.53912576

That artist sig pop up triggers me.

>> No.53912610

I though that was a thick penis showing up and I feel dirty now

>> No.53912747

Well, high detail Celestine and bodyguards show that demand is there and the "plastic technology isn't there yet for female 28mm sculpts!" excuse won't cut it anymore.Not to mention the Sisters of Silence kit.

>> No.53912835

>a year now
People have been going on about "plastic sisters soon" for the past.. fourteen or fifteen years. Sort of like greatcoat guardsmen or plastic thunderhawks, but arguably even more delusional.

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Oh damn, didn't notice that. Don't want to remove it because, well It's his work after all. Added the sig to every frame.
Also instead of insta looping, the last frame should be displayed as long as the others now.

>> No.53912877

Aww don't be sad little pumpkin here wear these robes,do you have a family? if not you do now, come now you are a cute little watcher in the dark,let's go and kill some xenos and the emperor will give you a nice present at xmas

>> No.53913404

>Baby SoB girl get picked up by Orks, they raise her with care and love
>years later she joins the SoB and proves she's to be a great Sister
>but there's a problem she's talks, dress and fights like an ork

>> No.53914717 [DELETED] 

Come little sister, let's go slay heretics together

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Come on little sister, let's go slay some heretics together

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>The sig just popping in one pic is super annoying
>So instead of just taking it out of that one pic I'll put it in all of them
Good call.

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this is actually a very decent thing to do, good for you >>53912868

>> No.53918117

If we are having a 40k feels thread, yall should give this short story about Arvus, a member of a civilian work gang and a Death Korps of Krieg deserter rebuiling after a failed chaos uprising.

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I'm legit bummed out now

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Posting cure.

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That should be enough for now.

>> No.53918530

Thanks, bro

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Anytime my man.

>> No.53918567

I'm sad now

>> No.53918616

Is that Guilliman's foster mother, or a mother whose son grew up to be a space marine?

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I'm guessing the latter

>> No.53918637

Tarasha Euten was his mother.

>> No.53918638
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>ywn have fifty children for the emperor
by fifty mothers

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>> No.53919816

wll since we are at the topic of SoB feelse

does any anon has a screencap of that greentext about crippled SoB repentia being assigned to grizzled Imperial Guard veteran as state provided wife equivalent?

it was posted some time ago but I was at work and couldnt save it

pls help

See >>53897015

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>> No.53920472

This is not OK.

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>> No.53921935

Stay strong little one, the Emperor protects. Always.

>> No.53921960

The Dark Angels did this.

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You and me both, sister.

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>> No.53924281


What is the deal with Sisters and Paedophilia

>> No.53924433

Not every woman is gay anon and the choirboy is less likely to report than the zealous preacher

>> No.53924504

Space Marines have no penis and Guardsmen are gross

>> No.53924669

more or less common fetish involving strong soldier women domming small bois
no roots in lore, just /tg/ wishing to rub it

>> No.53924706 [DELETED] 

guess shitsters of basshole players gonna shitster of basshole

>> No.53924896

Basically Kenichi Sonoda on drugs

>> No.53924960

It's a gag based on their pseudo-Catholic trappings.

>> No.53925272

>does any anon has a screencap of that greentext about crippled SoB repentia being assigned to grizzled Imperial Guard veteran as state provided wife equivalent?

>> No.53925621 [DELETED] 

>anyone got some transgender fanfic

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Damn, I didn't ask for this. Doesn't help I was thinking about Nana yesterday for the first time in years.

>> No.53926830 [DELETED] 

Transexuals sexually abuse children at a much higher rate than other people.

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Well somebody has to, kids ain't gonna molest themselves, and if they did, it would be immoral for them to do so.

>> No.53928392

>does any anon has a screencap of that greentext about crippled SoB repentia being assigned to grizzled Imperial Guard veteran as state provided wife equivalent?

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>> No.53933640

Wait, this is a thing?

...Can anyone provide? Anyone?

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>> No.53934008

>does any anon has a screencap of that greentext about crippled SoB repentia being assigned to grizzled Imperial Guard veteran as state provided wife equivalent?
>Wait, this is a thing?
Yeah sadly I can't find the thread anymore

So I join in on the request

>> No.53934054

I'm too busy looking at them squishy bitz.

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Got any more of this?

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>> No.53934656

Why do I need this, now?

>> No.53934842




I'm so, glad that I own over 2500pts of Sisters, now. I never regretted starting them back in 4th, and now I have to finish painting them.

>> No.53934996

Jesus, this is too good. Thank you!

Google-tier translation:
>Something wrong, Aimetius?

>Huh?... Uh... No, nothing, ma'am.

>I see. You already can not wait to start an individual lesson with me.

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>> No.53935032

Think that pauldron is supposed to be bronze, and the rest the usual red or black.

>> No.53935098

Nuh, this is the toddler one piece outfit. One color. :)

>> No.53935165

Now make it a moving webm with sad music

>> No.53935225
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Lay the sisters to rest, please. They've been hurt badly enough, we can't save them anymore.

>> No.53935293

Sexy women plus Catholics.

>> No.53935512

>Poke my head into a cute Sororitas thread while on my lunch break
>See the Ork I drew years ago

Funny how these things happen

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>> No.53936288


I think it hurts more in color. God damn it.

>> No.53937756

This. And pick a non-meme sad song.


>> No.53940977


You got one that isn't panda?

>> No.53941079

You fags actually get sad over this? What is there even to be melancholy about in these images, let alone sad?

>> No.53941132

Shut up you robot

>> No.53941375
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When did you stop being human and dull yourself to even the faintest traces of empathy?

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>> No.53941958
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This pleases Slaanesh!

>> No.53941998

That forced smile is killing me
I'm gonna headcannon her getting adopted and living a happy life so I can sleep tonight

>> No.53942071
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>look how aloof and edgy I am
Fuckin' hell I hope this is bait.

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>tfw you had to make a whole new folder on your phone you'd stop seeing these pictures every time you went through your pictures

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>you will never do your part to maintain Cadia's population, i.e. physically fit ready-for-duty Cadian women are encouraged to have as many children as possible and are totally willing to grab random guys to do their duty
>even if somehow you got in-universe Cadia is dead now

>> No.53942990
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Try harder

>> No.53943007

>sisters aren't cute.
Im Chaosfag and even I think faggots like you should die in flames.

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It's this one. This is the image that breaks me.

>> No.53944061

Please draw her a happy ending.

>> No.53944350

The orders are different, but someone did here:

>> No.53945735
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>Retconning this?

>> No.53946855
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Anon, stop. When was the last time that SoBs got more than token forces as part of some larger campaign? When was the last time they were involved in a battle that didn't include them getting brutally massacred doing it?

There may have been an update to Celestine and some Seraphim, but GW hasn't even hinted at new updates for them for years now. They've been rolled into some Adeptus Ministorum codex - a simple name change, but it's obvious that they're going to be playing second fiddle to some newcomers later on.

Just end it now. Don't let them suffer any more than they have to.

>> No.53946958

Thank you, that always ruined it.

>> No.53947118

>implying you're the OG cripplefucker
>implying that story was even real
I want to believe!

>> No.53947204

>very soon™

Like 10 years already.

>> No.53947440

I am taking her in and give her warm coffee.
I also put a blanket on her to keep her warm next to the fireplace.
I may be a firewarroir, but even this is too much.

>> No.53947592

>giving coffee to a child

Come on now, this is clearly a Hot Coco situation

>> No.53947769

It was only made earlier this month, that's why there isn't any more right now.

>> No.53949664

The fact that it's Cain catching her spacing makes it funnier.

>> No.53949754

Eh, I chugged that shit as a child and I feel fine.

>> No.53949812

You're here, though.

>> No.53949977

Would you fug if given the chance?

>> No.53950036

This is just what i didnt need.

>> No.53950074

Fucking hell, dude.

>> No.53951295

>chugged coffee as a kid and I'm fine
>posting on 4chan

>> No.53951576

Depends. Is chibi form the natural state of the entity or is it actually a fully sized sister of battle sitting alone in a box done in a chibi artstyle?

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That pic. That fucking story is part of the reason why I try to buy metal models I stead of recast. God damn it I'm not crying.

>> No.53953671

>tfw no dreadnought to hold an umbrella for her

>> No.53954592

So no actual answers as to why this image of an anime child in a cardboard box for no reason at all (who is also clearly not even in any serious distress) is somehow supposed to be "sad", got it.

Or at least, to any normal person not imaginary married to a nonexistent anime 'waifu'. Which I'm guessing is what you people are.

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>> No.53954808
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Yo kill yourself.

>> No.53954864
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>clearly not even in any serious distress

Obviously bait, but just to make it clear: it is more than clear that she is in distress. She is alone in a cardboard box while it is raining. Being in a cardboard box implies that she has been abandoned (like a kitten or puppy), and the fact that she stopped crying 'heresy' means she realized that no one was going to respond to her and save her from abandonment, or that whoever abandoned her isn't going to come back. At the end, she is wiping her eyes - could be the rain, but it's probably that she's close to crying. It is raining, it is cold, she may actually die from pneumonia or be left there until she starves.

The anime child bit causes most people to empathize with her because she is cute and innocent and not really able to help herself - if she were older and ugly, we'd just call her a hobo bitch and tell her to stop being crazy and get a job. It is the equivalent to a kitten in the same scenario. There is a subtle note that most people will write on the box something like 'to a good home.' No one wrote that on the box for her, she might have been just left in an out of the way spot and not actually expected to be picked up by anyone.

>> No.53954912
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>tfw I was Nisa-anon

>> No.53955059

Poor brothers

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>> No.53955090

Are you? Because you look like you might be Alpharius.

>> No.53955156


Don't forget the cat-like facial expressions, which is a trick used by a lot of artists. Take the blue people from Avatar, for example.

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>> No.53955208

But anon, blue people are filthy Xenos, they are to be exterminated!
You wouldn't want to commit heresy by endearing them, right?

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>> No.53955320

I can't say the expressions are really cat-like - the eyes are big and round, yeah, but the mouth is small. It's more some chibi thing.

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Oh, I agree.


You're right. I thought the mouth had that cat curve to it, though the scenario is as you said a kitten in a box. She's less cat-like and more, well chibi. The big eyes are meant to invoke innocence.

tfw I had to look at them again to be sure

>> No.53959198

I have been on this board for fifteen thousand years, and I have never in all those centuries seen someone as plebeian as you.

>> No.53959293

If you'd been on here for that long you wouldn't have replied to bait.

>> No.53959332

Sometimes you just have to mock the plebs, anon. Like the turning of the seasons, what must be must be.

>> No.53959690

We're only human.

>> No.53959857 [DELETED] 

>Change Scene
>The box is empty
>It lays next to a garbage can outside a large Tutor with open gates
>Inside the Tutor, there is a cozy library with a fire cracking in the fireplace
>A Man sits in his rocking chair, slowly rocking back and forth
>In his hand is a book, while on his lap sleeps a small child with dark hair, wrapped snuggly in a dry blanket
>She airily sighs a small "heresy" in contentment
>The Man looks down, smiles, and gently pats her head
> He adjusts her halo and smoothes her wings
> as the camera pans out,
the Gates of Heaven close, and the screen fades to black

>> No.53959911

>Change Scene
>The box is empty
>It lays next to a garbage can outside a large Tutor with open gates
>Inside the Tutor, there is a cozy library with a fire cracking in the fireplace
>A Man sits in his rocking chair, slowly rocking back and forth
>In his hand is a book, while on his lap sleeps a small child with white hair, wrapped snuggly in a dry blanket
>She airily sighs a small "heresy" in contentment
>The Man looks down, smiles, and gently pats her head
> He adjusts her halo and smoothes her wings
> as the camera pans out,
the Gates of Heaven close, and the screen fades to black

>> No.53959927
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Don't joke about Here-Chan like that.

>> No.53960947
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So instead of just not being a fucking idiot, you decided to double down. Good job.

>> No.53961032

Slow it down a bit and It'll be a 10

>> No.53961190
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>3 sisters players in the local area
>I'm one of them
>no one uses the sisters models

Why do people keep saying this? Like I know they ain't the prettiest but some people still do run them.

>> No.53961592

A sister can dream

>> No.53961632

>There is a subtle note that most people will write on the box something like 'to a good home.'

Or at the very least, "Only stupid assholes get in this box"

>> No.53961737

have there been news about plastic sisters? last i heard about them was the first time i heard about them.

>> No.53961759

Gathering Storm and defence of Cadia?

>> No.53961770

>have there been news about plastic sisters?
Yeah, every year for the past fifteen years.

>> No.53961922

Just because one guy says it doesn't mean that's what most people think. I've seen a Sisters player myself. Forgeworld used to support them, too. There are plenty of people who have the OOP Forgeworld Exorcists.

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I wan to protect that little heresy smiting smile

>> No.53962994
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Don't worry lil sis big brother is here for you

>> No.53963111

Cuteness is never accidental. It was put in our genes by evolution

>> No.53963252

somebody make this into a comic pls

>> No.53964302


>> No.53964412

>He doesn't know how to bypass ye bear of sorrow

>> No.53964563

Honestly, it is been a bit of a pain. They changed the login + delete cookie thing for mozilla (well there's your problem hurrdurr) and then there was also some addon that automates it that doesn't work. Don't really know or care what works and what doesn't currently since there are other alternatives these days.

>> No.53964602

>Don't really know or care what works and what doesn't
delete the exhentai cookies
log onto e-hentai
then go to exhentai

>> No.53964720

>not having an addon that blocks HTTP referrals

I sign on to e-hentai and navigate directly to exhentai without deleting shit, pretty great

Mad that exhentai easy stopped working though

>> No.53964807

>I sign on to e-hentai and navigate directly to exhentai without deleting shit,
the sadpanda page gives you a cookie that prevents entry while it's there
so if you go directly to e-hentai, log on and then visit exhentai you don't have a problem

>> No.53966589

Ezekiel you creepy fuck go away

No one likes you

>> No.53967316

Don't worry, Ezekiel dick died way before ours, but, huh... Azazel, you know, the techmarine, might have given him a tendrill as replacement.

>> No.53967364

Ezekiel is a creepy fuck that can make people suicide just by poking in their head, and he pokes in a lot of heads. He is not right for caring for an innocent little sister, and what you're implying definitely crosses the line.

Get out of here before I call in the Inquisition or something.

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>Sees a poor orphan child and wants to take care of the poor thing gets called creepy


>> No.53968131

literally fucking google "how to access exhentai" and there is a site that tells you haw to do it.

>> No.53969003
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But we can learn to control our memes and our genes.

>> No.53969292

>kind and caring person vs. 'you have to eat all the eggs'

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The happy edit. Save it and share it so we can combat this vile scourge.

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Baleeted the previous post because this girl deserves to have a space after sentences when being addressed.

>> No.53970604

There are entire industries that depend upon things seeming to be incidentally cute. Cuteness is a mechanism, not an accident.

>> No.53971091

Scrawl a "RHINO" on the box

>> No.53971314
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The edits will continue until everyone believes the little girl is truly happy

>> No.53971362

>9000 hours in Photoshop
>not getting paper cutoff and making it comfy in your own room
I'd do that myself, but my room was not made for comfy.

>> No.53971371
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Add a little stuffed Terminator doll.
She needs a friend.

>> No.53971394

In the box or outside of the box?

>> No.53971418

In the box of course, right beside his comrade-in-arms.

>> No.53971592
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Like this, anon?

>> No.53971625


I'm so glad I kept this thread bumped. You are a saint.

Is there one with a full box?

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>> No.53971646

The Emperor smiles upon this post.

>> No.53971707
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That's some good happy right there

Could you get her a cup of cocoa?

>> No.53971765
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Three days. THREE. DAYS. This has tormented me with sadness and a crushed spirit.

But now it is over. She is at last happy and warm and safe and loved. Thank you, Anon.

>> No.53971874

Remember everyone, the grimdark is only grimdark if there are occasional points of pure joy in the mix.

This is now one of those.

You will suffer twice as much when next you ride forth, but it is a fate to be embraced nonetheless.

The little Sister will remain in your heart for all time, safe in a place where no evil may tread. Truly, tis nobler to suffer a thousand arrows than reject such a gift.

>> No.53971881


Cats actually have large eyes proportional to their heads because we selected the cutest out of ever litter to get the best treats.

We created them to be maximally cute, to in fact mimic the large eyed nature of our own young.

The rule of nature is that the strong protect the cute, bound by ties of Moe.

>> No.53971890
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Like this? It would be unsafe for a nice hot cup to be left unattended, so it's freshly brewed and served.
I'm glad you're at peace, anon.

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You deserve this.

>> No.53972140
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Well done, Anon, well done.

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I have all the Here-Chan images saved in this thread. I even had to make them their own folder on my phone because I kept seeing them and getting sad. Now, I don't feel so bad when I see the folder because she's happy. Thank you.

>> No.53973811

>Sailor Moon on ice.
Also, you're doing the God-Emperor's work >>53971592
Well done.

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I doubled the delay.

>> No.53973936

Is dat a centurion? Yey.

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>> No.53974020

Anon, this is excellent.

>> No.53974602

I didn't screencap it, but this is the thread.
I've done all I can.

>> No.53977493

Good night, little saint.

>> No.53978799

Excellent work anon

>> No.53979274

Is SoBola the next painfully sincere post-meta-ironic meme?

>taking the bait
uh oh!

>but my room was not made for comfy.
I have the feeling that not many here do have comfy rooms.

>> No.53980339


I don't have a comfy room, but Here-Chan does now, which is good.

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Why would an ork kill kids?

What would the ork even gain out of it?

>> No.53980529

Food? Toys?

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I can't listen to this song without tearing up


My mother died recently, and we had been estranged for several years. I never got to reconcile with her. This song makes me think of her.

>> No.53980588


Laughs. I mean why would an ork know what some human grot is supposed to be? Orks would probably kill them all thinking they were ammo scutters or something.

>> No.53980839

Orks aren't noble warrior race WoW orcs.

They're bloodthirsty hooligans, whether you compare them to drunk english soccer hooligans or detroit nigs.

He'd stomp them for little more than a laugh they don't need a reason.

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>> No.53983340


I think this one is my favorite

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Been a while since I've seen a good 40kute thread.

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>> No.53984137


there's the /tg/ cringe y fixfic we've come to know

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>> No.53984152

Pretty sure the Church and Robo Church fucking hate each other, and are only kept from each other's throats by Adeptus Administratium and the Inquisition

>> No.53984183

I thought Orks also enslave a lot of humans as well.
HE might just send them to the work camps or whatever.
But yeah, he will.probably just kill them

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>that guy who comes to a deliberately uncharacteristic setting thread to be pedantic

>> No.53984192

It's like you don't watch the ice skating competitions anon, it's very comon.

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>> No.53984229

> tg ever having a chance with real women
I'm just here to REEEEEEEEEE on some dreams anon

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>real women
If there's a magical realm more disgusting than this, I haven't seen it.

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>> No.53984766
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Not so fast.

>> No.53984785

>HE might just send them to the work camps or whatever.
>But yeah, he will.probably just kill them
Orks tend to use captured humans as free labor ('cause let's be honest: grots muck about more then they actually work half the time). Honestly it just depends on what Klan the boyz comes from.

Kids are likely going to be impromptu soccer/footballs by the end of the day. Or just get stomped to death. Goffs are pretty much the "A Waaagh is srs bsns!" gits of the Ork race.
>Bad Moonz
Best case: they die quickly
Worst case: A Mek runs out of Snotling ammo for his Shokk Attack Gun and uses the kids instead
Even worse case: The Orks sells 'em to the nearest Mad Dok.
>Evil Sunz
Herded in front of the bikers/trukk drivers and then run down for a laff.
>Snake Bites/Feral Orks in general
Kids gonna be squig food. Or Ork food. Or both.
Target practice for any new bitz the boyz found. Unless the boy that caught 'em is a particularly greedy sonuva git, in which case the Deathskulls Ork will probably sell 'em to the Blood Axes.
>Blood Axes
These un-Orky guys know how human biology works, so they'd probably enslave/brainwash the kids in order to get some humie cannon fodder (wouldn't be the first time) in the future with new Diggas.

>> No.53986248

I'm so happy this thread hit bump limit. She wasn't forgotten.

>> No.53986674

>The anime child bit causes most people to empathize with her because she is cute and innocent and not really able to help herself - if she were older and ugly, we'd just call her a hobo bitch and tell her to stop being crazy and get a job.
Although ideally, people would have empathy and a desire to help in both cases.

>> No.53986809

Could still stand to be a bit slower between the three "Heresy!"s and the "Here...", and between "Here..." and lowering her head.

>> No.53987101

Ideally, but people are less likely to feel sympathy for something that isn't cute. We worry more about a kitten than a cat.

>> No.53988075

One last post before the end.

I was here with you the whole way.

>> No.53988114


She's alright. It turns out she was on the Imperial Snack Planet the whole time.

>> No.53988120

Fool! I have the last post!

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