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Filename thread I haven't seen one of these in a while. Read: I wanted an excuse to post this image.

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>> No.53844841

>8 bullets
>he fucking reloaded

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>> No.53844893

A Magnum isn't necessarily a revolver, there's plenty of other pistols from Remington.

>> No.53844921

So off the top of your head do know of a semiautomatic Remington magnum model?

>> No.53844930

Or it's a revolver with 8 cylinders.

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>> No.53844997

Not off the top of my head as long arms are more my thing, sorry.
Be a beefy fucking gun, though that's never stopped anyone.

>> No.53845346


How in the seven fucking hells did that not go off in his face?

>> No.53845459

Shrug. Filename.

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More like alchemy done right.

It was a test to prove how strong their barrels were. It was done intentionally. It is a revolver, though I admit that I can't recall the exact model. And yes, they reloaded.

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>> No.53846539
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>> No.53846715

>these niggas aint want dark meat

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>> No.53846791

>Arcane caster dual
>caster dual

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>> No.53846858

There's two of them

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>> No.53846892

Then its improper grammar and should be dual caster(s). If its meant to be a pun its not a very good one.

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>Which brand should I get, Brendan?

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>> No.53847166

Much like most players that get asked that question, it was the best course of action the bottom girl could've taken at the moment.

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>> No.53847370

Fucking kill yourself, coalburner.

>> No.53847595

>dragon noises
Always gets me

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>> No.53847762

The hell is this?

>> No.53847822

Its a series of cutscenes from specific events in final fantasy 14 a realm reborn.

How real the second and third one are is debatable though. The first one, at least, is 100% legit.

>> No.53847840
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Final Fantasy XIV
Most of the time it's fairly serious, but it has... moments.

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>> No.53848103

>Why not both?

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>> No.53850632

You'd think that someone who can't afford healthcare would at least buy some sort of first aid kit for these kinds of situations

>> No.53850689

>You'd think that someone who can't afford healthcare would at least buy some sort of first aid kit for these kinds of situations
As someone whose country's public healthcare is utter shit, both quality- and cost-wise, your words couldn't be more true.

>> No.53850693

While it depends on what country you are in, the US at least has free emergency care. This would qualify.

By free I mean you do not have to pay right then and there. Entirely possible you won't have to pay at all depending on income.

>> No.53850694

You wealthy one percenters who can just AFFORD a first aid kit always have to brag, don't you?

>> No.53850709

You'd think a guy like this could at least google "how to stop bleeding" and save his own damn life. If nothing else you can fucking heat up a butterknife on the stove and cauterize your damn toe nick.

>> No.53850728

someone this dumb doesn't need to continue living desu.

>> No.53850776

What really happened:
>minor cut, much blood
>instead of supergluing the cut or applying a pressure bandage, he goes to write about it on his smartphone, screaming:
>"finally, somethings happening!"

>> No.53850798

Second and third are from the questline in the expansion, rather than the main game.

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>> No.53851185

he's trying to politicize a minor injury.

>> No.53851361

This is what happens because of No Child Left Behind standardized tests, and "Participation Trophies".

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Found this on /pol/ (I know, I know). Feel like it's exploitable for /tg/ edits, but I don't have the skill.

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>> No.53852446

As a former McBitch, it's what happens when, after a long day of working a shit job for minimum wage, you stop giving a fuck about the customer.

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>> No.53852764


>detect trap

>> No.53852776

Roll d20

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Some traps... Are worth falling into.

>> No.53852863

This reminds me of my old group's knight.

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>> No.53853003

Fuck Gwent. Shitty fucking game. It fucking maddens me to no goddamn end that it is such a big part of the Witcher III.


>> No.53853026

>you still will probobly have to pay for it
burgerland is strange

>> No.53853146

you are forced to play it like 2-3 times through out the whole game, even with the add ons. But it is compleat shit, true that

>> No.53853233

No such thing as a free lunch.

>> No.53853296

Oh look it's the most pointless thread of the day

>> No.53853311

Took me a while then I lol'd

>> No.53853316

>Still sometimes pull out the big jar of bottlecaps and play caravan

>> No.53853317
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*second most pointless thread of the day

>> No.53853337

This should have been the actual dialogue

>> No.53853340
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>Swindlestones are an essential part of the game
>it's actually really good

>> No.53853445

Used to play liars dice all the time. Makes a pretty good drinking game.

>> No.53853501


Go ask /ck/ about Jack. Post that webm if you need a visual reference.

>> No.53853646
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I use liars dice in my d&d games, fates of nations have been decided by it. I love/hate my group.

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the Hell is this?

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>> No.53854533

Swindlestones was so good, I'd just rewind to the beginning of the gambling hall again and again

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>> No.53854635
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That's a shit restaurant if you can die of old age waiting to be served.

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That is a Megumin.

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>> No.53854950

fucking goatse. oh the memories.

>> No.53854982

Does anyone have that webm with an Mi-8 pilot asking a trucker for directions?

>> No.53854987

>Highschool AP math
>After AP test, teacher just says "Fuck it, we're learning probabilities now. Here's Liar's Dice."

>> No.53855006
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>> No.53855024

Oh, NOW I see it.

>> No.53855047
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This can't be real

>> No.53855121

I didn't see it until he said something either.
Welcome to the modern state of comic books

>> No.53855145

IIRC, it was meant to be a generic make-you-feel-bad, but it's aimed at Hercules or something, so it looks like Zeus would be all thumbs up and shit. And then it turns out that Herc DOESN'T want to be like Zeus, so the message actually works as intended

>> No.53855152

>Welcome to the modern state of comic books
And this is why I've stopped reading comic books and don't watch bullshit DC/Marvel movies. Someone should get firebombed for this shit.

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>> No.53855259

Marvel 2099
they have forgotten most of history and myth (which is why miss america there doesn't know of zeus)
So in her eyes this is supposed to be a normal moral lesson
But as >>53855145 said, Herc doesn't want to be like his father, so it still works

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Needs a filename.

>> No.53855668

but how dose that even work, what if you dont have the money to pay back for emergency health cear?

>> No.53855685

Isn't the god helping her champion win?

>> No.53855734

They you don't pay it back, the hospital writes it off as a loss, and charges every who can pay more, to make up the difference.

>> No.53855751


>> No.53855791

Then it's cheaper. Basically they'll charge you, but they know they can't squeeze blood from a stone and they've already given you the service. I don't know if it's official policy or not, but with emergency care the cost is semi subsidized by those who can pay

>> No.53855836

It really doesn't

>> No.53855878

I would watch the shit out of that if Aqua wasn't a shit.

>> No.53855932

Champion of Slaanesh.

>> No.53855934
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I'm convinced the series only exists to make reaction images out of.

>> No.53855985
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Everyone is a shit.
That's the point.

>> No.53856206

My mind automatically spliced Chariots of Fire with Yakety Sax. I feel filthy.

>> No.53856254
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But Aqua is a total fembro...

>> No.53856305
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It's great all around.

>> No.53856311

I don't mean this as a knock at all, but that was the best scene in the series.

>> No.53856686

Made me puke.

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Eh, there was a lot of those.

>> No.53857109

>Succubi erotic dream services
Holy shit, I know what my goal will be if I ever run a Warlock

>> No.53857237

It's perfectly brilliant, isn't it...

>> No.53857346


>> No.53857362


>he doesn't know

/a/ Loved it and S3 never ever.

>> No.53857404


/a/ has long since lost the ability to love anything.

Also shut your whoremouth, you'll jinx it.

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>President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America's Butt

>> No.53857713
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>> No.53857781

Participation trophies were for their cunt parents who threw tantrums, chairs, and greasy burgers when their broken condom bastard didn't get anything for shitting his pants.

They're also a myth

>> No.53857808
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Konosuba thread?
Konosuba thread!

>> No.53857832

this is cute, source?

>> No.53857872
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"I was shot and crippled."
That was the issue that made me stop reading DC because I'm a depressed-as-fuck tranny trying to keep my mind off it

>> No.53857891

No, they are not, my whole team got some when I played baseball in elementary school, keep fucking lying it won't do you any good.

>> No.53857897

My sides

>> No.53857926

Mitsuboshi Colors.

Why is Captain America female?

>> No.53857942
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Got a picture of the only trophy you ever won in your life?

>> No.53857961

>Why is Captain America female?
Bizarro mirror universe afair

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>> No.53857966


Trump's campaign started in 2015

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>> No.53858094

I was more of an academic, and it isn't the only trophy but I am not going to my mothers and searching for the fucking thing now, I may have even burned it, because the coaches and my teammates fucked me over the last summer I played by not telling me we were going to a regional competition. They started giving them out when I was in fifth grade, so 2000 or so roughly, they aren't a myth, at least not in rural America.

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>> No.53858154
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I guess it's only hillbillies that get them cause dat gam old teachin lady gonna get hersel a right good shootin if my boy don't get this here trophy.

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It starts way in "what the fuck" territory and goes more meta as it progresses. It's like a descent into madness.

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>> No.53858398

I'm waiting for his last story "Pounded in the butt by my own suicide note"

>> No.53858404

I lived 45 minutes from Williamsport, PA, at the time, you know, where the Little League World Series happens? Not exactly hillbilly country, but yeah, I wondered why everybody got a trophy and why some of us got two, it didn't make any fucking sense, I hope they fucking stopped that shit but somehow, I doubt it.

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>> No.53858707

Short haired browned skinned cutie in the second row is best girl. Prove me wrong. Protip: Shoot the cyberdemon untin it dies.

>> No.53858720


That anime went absolutely nowhere save for the titty-bounce limbo.

>> No.53858732



That meme has become legendary - it is a shame the magazine is long dead.

>> No.53858775
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>I am creatively bankrupt

>> No.53858825


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>> No.53858900

does the mc have a small dick in this anime

>> No.53858915

where do i get this kind of relation?
like drinking
getting drunk
dancing like autists

>> No.53858920

He's a self-insert, so yes. She's also not interested.

>> No.53858923


A lot of Porn of Wendy has turned up lately and as a non-burger I wonder what has caused this.

>> No.53858926

He's japanese.

>> No.53858946


Work in construction and/or the army. Naturally grills are in the minority but anything manly than involves hard physical labour will soon inspire either a hatred of the entire human species or amazing drinking buddies.

I'll give you a tip for free: don't pick a fight with a scaffolder or groundworker if you want to see tomorrow.

>> No.53858963

The official twitter account is extremely snarky and internet saavy and eventually people just started making art of the mascot saying the things from the twitter as a smug animu girl, which inevitably leads to porn.

>> No.53858964

The Wendy's Twitter

>> No.53858970
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Wendy's twitter PR team went straight fucking savage on every other fast food chain, so reimagining her as a smug anime girl got popular.

>> No.53858973

Wendys hired a new social media employee, who then proceeded to absolutely trash other fast food restaurants whenever they tried to take snipes at Wendys over minor things.

Twitter and Tumblr fell in love with the new snarky attitude of the Wendys twitter account, and people started commissioning fucktons of porn and fanart of the mascot in exchange.

The pic on the post you quoted was made by some washed-up cartoonist who apparently just wanted to be contrary to what everyone else was doing.

>> No.53859002

in the vn she is

>> No.53859076

>PCs in a sandbox game

>> No.53859105

wanna know how i know youre pretending to know anything about firearms

>> No.53859182

>stopped reading comic books
Comics books are still good, just ignore the Big Two.

>> No.53859242

>Not a weapon to surpass metal gear
Anon please.

>> No.53859272


Until I see another update to requiem chevallier vampire all comics can fuck off.

>> No.53859287

Fair enough.

>> No.53859290

They're dualing eachother you fucking mong. Go watch yugioh

>> No.53859309

I'm going to assume you are as retarded as you appear to be.

>> No.53859312

Duel. They're dueling each other.

>> No.53859326

Don't suppose you've got the issue number? I kinda want to see how it goes.

>> No.53859332

Do it faggot you won't

>> No.53859343

Bah, I'm just waiting on Age of Bronze. It's been like an entire trojan war since the last issue.

>> No.53859359



>> No.53859390

>when you know the GM's into vore

I know this is more a /co/ question, but anyone know which Deadpool issue I should start with for good snark rather than just edginess?

Sauce? title isn't showing up for me.

>> No.53859404

I don't get it.

>> No.53859414

Anything not written by Daniel Way.

>> No.53859489

>I get a shit wage
>but I do my job shitty
>so I should get a better wage

Fast food workers are literal subhuman scum, they should be happy they get paid at all.

>> No.53859542


Does it feature the comic form of Dark Eldar mixed with Juda Priest Painkiller? No? FUCK OFF.

>> No.53859765

He even rewrites his own history so she can date the MC. That's the kind of girl she is.

>> No.53859846

You ever worked fast food? No? Then shut your fucking mouth and mind your own goddamned business and stop shitting up this board with your childish, asinine opinions.

>> No.53859869


>NEET Detected

>> No.53859956
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Konosuba is the only anime besides Fullmetal Alchemist that I can watch for some reason, and I don't like fanservice.

Usually stickers and ribbons were given instead, but there were rewards that were considered better than participation.


>I get a shit wage
>pick up the slack of other employees, help out, act understanding
>wage is the same, but it's ok, because at least I'm getting paid like a good little wagecuck

If you're a NEET, get a job. At least you'll have cash on top of mommy's NEETbux and will get to see the bullshit some people have to go through.

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I wanted to be subtle.

BTW what should I expect in this anime. I am not sure if it would be for me.

>> No.53860014 [SPOILER] 
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Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid?

Gay Dragons.

Like, no joking.

Also one really into shotas.

>> No.53860017

Cute dragons adapting to the human world and to the concept of family. It's actually really well done, and very sweet.

>> No.53860031

I thought it was supposed to be transparent lolibait.

>> No.53860081


Which bit is where loli-dragon keeps singing "reeeeeeee" while eye-paych woman in black tells here that is the wrong tune and to sort her shit out if she wants to be an idol? I watched the series but that isn't in it unless I missed it.

>> No.53860096
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Nah, only two lolis.

>> No.53860115

There are two loli characters, but one is used as a normal child in a normal family. She does what children do; expresses wonder over the new things of a new world, goes to school, makes friends with other children, plays extreme dodgeball, eats insects and crabs and is a dragon. That's typical.
The other loli is a normal, if somewhat snobbish human that fell in love with the aforementioned dragon loli. That is also typical.

The thing about the series is that it portrays them (and the rest of the cast, for the most part) as more realistic characters.

>> No.53860133

Oh, I saw a bunch of webms with dragon loli inadvertently seducing regular loli and draw conclusions from there.

>> No.53860166

I don't recall that happening. Any more specifics?

Yes, it's a thing that happens, but only very rarely.

>> No.53860193
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What did I just witness?

>> No.53860233
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Might be from the DVD extras.

Naturally those scenes were popular. But there's a bunch of other things.

Like the main dragon keeping on trying to get her human mistress to eat her tail.

Lucoa being mistaken for a succubus because she keeps trying to seduce the kid sorcerer who summoned her.

Tales of dragons licking each other clean.

Two guys spending all night grinding away at Dark Souls and similar.

But no one cares when there's lolis.

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>> No.53860300

I think the unedited works with
>High-level Marital enters the party.webm

>> No.53860302
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>service industry getting uppity

>> No.53860305

Fuck, now I want to replay Metro.

>> No.53860336

At least Xom is helping her champion on that ocassion.

>> No.53860338


STALKER is better.

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>> No.53860379

>Oh, you mean a fool!
>That is what I said: a fuel.

>> No.53860408
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Dats racist, anon! Apologize to the internet and give yourself 10 lashes!

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Good ol' Chuck Tingle

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>> No.53860496

>Delayed Actions.jpg
>Stack Resolution.jpg

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>> No.53860534

He cut his toe bad enough that it would not stop bleeding on it's own trying to cut his toenails. How smart do you think this guy is?

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>> No.53860666

>Craftsman Needs No Tools

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Lets be real here - you are flatout wrong and I respect that as it lets the rest of us see the vast difference between right and wrong. It is why Autumn Aurora is the best STALKER mod as its base stalker with the talent of 4A Games applied. Escape from Tarkov maybe the next not-STALKER but I have my doubts.

>> No.53860781

>I failed to realize I was falling into the GM's magical realm until it was too late.jpg

>> No.53860783


Man, I wish I could get more than 10fps in crusader.

>> No.53860785


>> No.53860870

You bet your ass I'm running fro Ghost Rider. That nigga scary.

>> No.53860925

>literally a cornhole

>> No.53860954

The books don't really go anywhere either.

>> No.53861025


>light novels

Nyet, they only exist for PLOT (a subtle distinction).

>> No.53861050

Well 99% of the stuff in the anime didn't happen in the LNs. His fairy isn't even in it.

>> No.53861056

Don't worry. They will be automated out of a job soon enough.

Actually, do worry about what they will do next.

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>> No.53861078


Not him but I assume GMI will be the case then. If there's more people than there are available jobs, the answer at that point is basically either that or risk a communist revolution.

>> No.53861081

UBI, I meant

>> No.53861124

Fucking pathetic

Try working a job that's actually hard and not something a teenager that hasn't had a real job yet does lol

>> No.53861168
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>Merfolk lords

>> No.53861173

Not him but I'm 30 and it's all I can do because I have no experience and all companies want is people who've already done it before, even just for cashiers.

>> No.53861207

I've seriously seen a job request for a cashier requiring FIVE FUCKING YEARS of experience.

>> No.53861208


I've worked as a labourer on a building site before. 8hrs a day hauling heavy shit around for shit pay and no thanks is a great way to 1) "build character" and 2) become a hardened alcoholic.

>> No.53861209
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I've worked a pretty wide variety of jobs and I really think retail and food, especially food, are the hardest. Yeah, there are more dangerous jobs and more, individually, important ones, but when it comes down to it those minimum wage jobs are the necessary for modern society to exist. there are all types that have those jobs for many different reasons. so you shouldn't act superior to anyone for what job they have.

>> No.53861230

Well in my case it's because I previously worked in the public sector, and as Ray said in Ghostbusters

>You don't know what it's like, you've never been out of college. I've worked in the private sector...they expect results.

>> No.53861250

it's also not easy when you search for "entry level positions" and they all require 2+ years of experience.

Christ that shit pisses me off to no end.

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a lot of times that experience is not strictly necessary,

>> No.53861315

I know, I was just making a jab at how much you can get away with being lazy and incompetent if you have a govt job and not get fired. You have to fuck up pretty big to get fired from the government.

I did not fuck up big, I had many, many small fuckups that piled up over time.

>> No.53861427

sigh... I really do

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>> No.53861516

>When the PCs draws steel on peasants the 4th time this campaign

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>> No.53861613

I'm going to ask for sauce fully expecting to get the name of a generic haremshit series.

>> No.53861615


The fuck?

When I started at Barnes & Noble I had never touched a cash register before - or had any real retail experience come to think of it - and the cashiering was the first thing on which they trained me. Which they did for all of maybe three shifts before letting me fly more or less on my own.

It's pushing buttons and counting for Christ's sake.

>> No.53861643

God I remember those things. I played little league in a upper class neighborhood and we all got little bobble head trophies. I thought I was the shit until some 4 years later I actually read the thing and realized our team didn't even make it to the playoffs

>> No.53861654

Where I live you need at least three accountable years of experience washing dishes to wash dishes. Same with equally menial jobs.

Where the hell does that experience come from? It sounds like if you don't somehow have a job already, you'll never have it. Or to get a job you need to create an alternate dimension where you already have a job.

>> No.53861755


It's not harem. The other characters are all girls, but only one (two really) have any interest in him. The show is Musaigen no Phantom World (Myriad Colors Phantom World), KyoAni animated it.

>> No.53861758


Musaigen no Phantom World

>> No.53861845

Darkness doesn't want to fuck HIM, she wants to fuck anything that'll treat her like dirt.

>> No.53861854


Wrong anime lad. Sekai Seifuku: Bouryaku no Zvezda OVA


>> No.53861864


No I meant vacuum girl likes him, and the fairy but she couldn't count because of last episode spoilers

>> No.53861878


Goddamn loli looks just like dragon maid loli. Forgive me for my mistake senpai.

>> No.53862251
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Some fresh OC

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>> No.53862337

They're asking you to lie to them. Give them what they want.

>> No.53862364
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I'm not anti-player because I see roleplaying as a competitive exercise. I'm anti-player because I have years of experience with the stupidity and depravity of these ugly children. The only thing that can stop them is my own stupidity and depravity, which is of course much cooler and better than theirs.

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Hey /tg/ I've been working on a homebrew setting and I was hoping that you all could offer some constructive criticism as to what I have so far. Religion is mainly the worship of the (greater) goddess Titania, who fills a Zeus-like role in the pantheon of human gods as a sun, fertility, and sky goddess. Her children (with Oberon, God of the Afterlife) make up the pantheon. Human society is divided into city-states, each governed as it sees fit and each with its own laws. Within these city-states, however, is the presence of guilds. Guilds are not bound to individual city states, and vary from Warrior's Guild to Blacksmith's Guild to Alchemists' Guild. The one sole authority rulers of the city-states bow to is the High Priest and Lord Paladin of Titania, but they rarely interfere with anything less than city-wide heresy. Heresy, at least to the Priests' Guild, is worship of the Sydonai, the children of Oberon and Morrigan. The Sydonai make up every 'fantasy' creature. Also, they are unable to die, but return to Oberon's realm when slain. They can be summoned back into the physical world by a ritual conducted by human followers. Lesser sydonai, like for example a centaur, would have a lot of trouble gathering enough human followers to resurrect them, so instead they alliance themselves with greater sydonai, beings on par with the gods in terms of power. Note that these beings are not necessarily evil. Spells, and magic in general, comes from one of two sources: Oberon or Titania. In addition, they almost always require either physical ingredients or a ritual to cast.

>> No.53862641

meant to make a new thread for that. please ignore

>> No.53862664

Sauce? Image search gave me nothing and a bunch of moon runes besides.

>> No.53862869

A slice of life about what amounts to a family of the human mc, dragon maid, and loli dragon with some yuri between the first two and implied loli yuri with loli and another. No sex and not even a lot of fanservice outside of one character.

I would highly suggest it if you like comedic slice of life anime.

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Fucking kek'd

>> No.53863303

Zeus would be proud.
Zeus has used his powers to take advantage of women many times, including turning into a swan in order to rape a woman.
The guy was douche, but gets points for creativity.

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Always ready.
She knows whats up.

>> No.53863410

>I know this is more a /co/ question, but anyone know which Deadpool issue I should start with for good snark rather than just edginess?
The entirety of the Joe Kelly run.

>> No.53863440

The point is that Hercules doesn't like his Dad and was reminded that he's a douche accidentally by Captain America.

>> No.53863463

Sauce on where this image is from?

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>> No.53863756

I want to play slav rpg

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>> No.53863826

Goblin Slayer

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>>Stack Resolution.jpg

>> No.53864170

Does she not know how to wink?

>> No.53864218

I don't know how to wink. It's not as easy as it sounds, people have different forehead muscles.

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Thread is dead, roll for waifu.

>> No.53864478

>Gnome store owner after PCs buy his stuff

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>> No.53864600


>> No.53864712

it's sherlock
old guy is actually the killer in the pilot episode
asks sherlock why "people can't fink for themselves for once"
I don't get it either

>> No.53864759

>if Aqua wasn't a shit
But that's the point.
This guy >>53855985 gets it.

>> No.53864810

>I'm transgendered
I'm kinda curious to know why they thought this was a normal dialogue.
"I'm transgendered" is like an upgraded version of the "I'm vegan" random encounter.

>> No.53864823

Fuck rolling, I take 73-74.
Brown twintails ftw.

>> No.53864855

>At least the unicorn paid well.gif

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>> No.53864952

Because Gail Simone has a large internet defense force that DC for a little while thought actually bought comics.

>> No.53864962

Tricking her boss into eating her tail ... facinating.

>> No.53865072

Is that a subtle dick reference?

>> No.53865079

Fat Tim Cook and his entourage of faggots prepare for an orgy.gif

>> No.53865980

Not the other guy, but I like Metro better. The atmosphere is perfect and I enjoy brutal scarcity in games

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This is a blue board, you can't post that here go back to >>/d/

>> No.53866565

do you like the handholding, anon?

>> No.53866573


Yes and yes.

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I was thinking more about a rimjob, but sure, why not?
One of the dykes could have or grow a dick for all we know.

>> No.53866838

Heavy Object by Kamachi Kazuma

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Froleytia deserved a better show...

>> No.53867129

Watched that movie, the kid was so fucking painful to watch.
It was brilliant.

>> No.53867139

What movie is it?

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