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Where does elf rape meme come from?

>> No.53328729

Corruption of purity.

>> No.53328734


Dats an orc

>> No.53328774


>> No.53328783

It's a culmination of a long and bumpy road of elf-hate.

>> No.53328805

why don't you search the archives for the earliest occurrence of elf rape

>> No.53328820

The archives don't go back to the beginning of /tg/ and have a lot of missing data and periods of time besides.

>> No.53328828

not all archives are public

>> No.53328830

Deviant perversion mixed with repressed morality. Some of us have rape fantasies, or just kinky sexual desires, but we also know that certain things are just plain wrong. You can't really feel bad about raping fictional characters right? And elves basically look like humans with pointy ears

>> No.53328855

Low self-esteem, low success with the opposite sex and confusing the elf with that one beautiful girl from school that wouldn't want to touch you.

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Elves are vile, not pure

>> No.53328889

Probably originally from hentai at a guess.

>> No.53328893

They preserve their youth and beauty for decades

>> No.53328919

Prove that with various source books and literature. No memes.

>> No.53328982

Everything written about elves ever

>> No.53328995

>race of beautiful haughty women
>wonders how a rape meme sprung up

>> No.53329014

I said no memes.

>> No.53329023

I'm not 100% certain, but I think it comes from people misreading (deliberately or otherwise) Tolkien. He's got somewhere or other, either in the Silmarillion or in HoME, that Elves have a bond that's much tighter between soul and body than humans do, and can die from severe emotional trauma. He does say something to the effect that no elf has ever been raped, with the implication that something like that would be fatal anyways. You can guess how long it took someone to turn that into "They can't be raped because they all secretly are sluts and like it".

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You're the meme, elf-boi.

>> No.53329116

>since there are a lot of half elves

When did this start, then? In all of Middle-Earth's history there were about three of them.

>> No.53329169

>When did this start, then? In all of Middle-Earth's history there were about three of them.
Retarded memes, like everything else. Mostly because in D&D, "half-elf" was one of the main player races, so there were lots of donut steel half-elves, which flew in the face of Tolkien's ideas about their rarity and snowflake status.

>> No.53329185

fuck off newfag

>> No.53329187

And who says that it is due to elf rape?

>> No.53329197

I think its from the innately human desire to fuck everything. Ideas, places, gods. Elves are our vision of the ideal; graceful, artistic, beautiful, good at war, immortal. Who doesn't want to fuck utopia?

>> No.53329229

I'm guessing you don't read a lot of doujinshi.

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elf kobold interracial

>> No.53329244

Are drow the most fuckable elves?

>> No.53329273

Yeah, before every campaign I tell my players which are the necessary doujins to read.

>> No.53329370

Isn't that straight up exoticism? Like being into national geographic pictures of tribal women.

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it was easier to trace than to draw drow

>> No.53329438

>they are better than me in every conceivable way
>shit, their women look good
There, that's all.

>> No.53329599

And google search leads to the NSFW version of that pic. Oh my.

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>> No.53329698

Vietnam War, a bunch of orcs and murderhobos got flown into a shitty jungle to rape the women and children cause the previous horde of actual soldiers got beat by malnourished half-goblins.

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Elves are kind of hot.

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Well, kinda related.

>> No.53329749

Dragonlance. The book everyone who made a fantasy setting between '85 and '01 were influenced by.

>> No.53329753

Because elves are usually hold as superior: more intelligent, better wisdow, can live in peace with nature and in peace between themselves. Basically it's human salt.

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>> No.53329774

That's not an elf. That's just a human with pointy ears.

>> No.53329789

What if I want to rape elves because I have too much success with human women and therefore feel entitled to the same success with the lesser races?

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>that image

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>> No.53329852

>can live in peace with nature
This is what makes me hate them.
Animals live in spite of nature. Nature is brutal as fuck and thrives on the cycle of death created by food chains and seasons.
Elves living forever should be the greatest insult to nature.

>> No.53329878

Who is she?

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Whoops, that was not the one I wanted to post,

>> No.53329918

>ah, ye see? Elves ain't got sharps like that. I can give you half price for her.

>> No.53329929

Do you have any idea how many lifeforms theoretically live forever? Retard.

>> No.53329941

zdenka podkapova, traced for viconia devir portrait, which is from baldur's gate 2, a videogame released in 2000.

>> No.53329951


1980, It was a cold winter night and Gygax was drunk.

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>> No.53329976

doesn't count if it's not before 2012

>> No.53330016

I bet it'd dead easy to sell fake elf slaves, actually, just because they have so many subtypes.
>Actually, that's a Pointy Elf. Like the regular ones, but their teeth are pointy and their ears are... extra pointy. Yep. Still, if you're not interested I've got this here Big Green Elf which you-
>That's an Orc.
>Nah, nahh. It's a Big Green Elf. They got that, whatchucallit, mimicry. They live near Orcs and they look like Orcs and they speak, uh, Orcish...
>Alright, still no? How about this here Roundears Elf-

>> No.53330030

>These numbered elf hate posts
>Numbering ones posts
I've the sneaking suspicion the cunt posting these is part of the same group of cunts out to co-opt and ruin board culture.

Elf Rape came from the following-
A technicality found in the Religious context of the Elven Existence in LOTR that has a screencap, effectively lawerying that it isn't rape if it's an Elf
Fucking Japanese hentai Mangas, or have you dipshits never seen the "Adventurers go around the world to find magical tattoos they accidentally spread on Elves planeswwide by violently assualitng them to strip them, and then doing it anyway because it makes them look like the bad guys, and then they become the dreaded Elf strippers."

>> No.53330062

that's just an anime

>> No.53330075

Wat, isn't dol amroth a city of half elves?

>> No.53330079

>t. muslim slaver

>> No.53330080

>I've the sneaking suspicion the cunt posting these is part of the same group of cunts out to co-opt and ruin board culture.
Not to worry, they'll probably all be janitors by next week.

>> No.53330095

Why you gotta /pol/ it up m8

>> No.53330096

The oldest clf rape based character I know of was "Tanis Half-elven" from the Dragonlance series, who was the product of such a rape. The first book in the series was published in 1987.

>> No.53330097

None are megafauna.

>> No.53330107

Real talk, warcraft wins this debate and I'm not even memeing. Blood elves/night elves are the sexiest. Edge goes to blood elves with horde tattoos

>> No.53330132

That's more or less what an elf is tho.

>> No.53330144

As for all reasons for Elf hate?
The entirety of most plot hooks in D&D revolve around the Elves fucking up, to date, Elves are responsible for
>The Netherese
>The Drow
>The events of Neverwinter Nights 1&2
>Numerous World End Macguffins
>Opening the way into the far realm at least more than 4 fucking times in a row, once letting a fucking Elder Evil in, and permanently causing it to maintain a connection to the planes of 2e-35 (Fuck Points of lights algamation of a cosmos)
>The third time, teleporting in and becoming a Terraforming race of aberrations, Kaorti
>And the first time which not only raped Myth Dranor, but also managed to permanently rape the Demi-Elmental Plane of Blood, which was already fucked thanks to the Blood war, but also rape the Demiplanes of Drean and nightmares, causing cosmic events where the Far Realm Incurs with these demiplanes to literally make Nightmares real and manifest them and mutate them into things 99% worse than they were when someone initially thought them up
>Making Ghaunadaur Insane
>Letting various aberrant races in


>> No.53330147

Being edgy is the entire shtick of the Blood Elves. If wasn't for the edge, they would still be average High Elves.

>> No.53330161

Muh board culture my ass when it gets co-opted by other boards with anons having an irrational hateboner for this fictional race that don't even know these things you listed themselves. It just gets reiterated by egdefags whose only knowledge of elves comes from japanese pornography and use this board culture excuse to spread negativity and make it more difficult for other people to have fun while talking about elves. It's old, it's stale, it's not funny, it's not creative, but it's low-effort so you can just post "rape = elf" wherever possible without actually knowing a thing about fantasy.

>> No.53330189

GURPS Player here. On the Banestorm setting (Fantasy) a group of Elves tried to banish the Dwarves, Gnomes and whatnot from the world, with a magic ritual, they of course fucked it up, and cause the coming of the Humans and Orcs and other nasty things.
Never trust an elf.

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Final Fantasy XI elves are most fuckable because tall women a best.

>> No.53330219

Jon Ireniucs was an elf.

>> No.53330272

more like it's just overflow from the fact that /wst/ is removed, and lewd/smut/quest threads were banned

>> No.53330288

Sounds like a big setting.

>> No.53330302

I've never understood why people like Dwarves so much

>> No.53330317

Elvaan have weirdly long arms and necks, though.

>> No.53330371

Fat, bearded, drunken, angry, conservative, no women, live underground...

>> No.53330425


Simple. The purpose of Elves in fantasy settings is to fill the role of the older, more advanced empire that is responsible for most of those cool ruined structures you see dotting the landscape. Tolkien needed them because of structures and forts left behind by the Romans in England, since he was writing Middle Earth primarily as a surrogate mythos for England, as he felt is sad that England had no cool mythology (King Arthur is actually more of a Welsh thing), and fantasy settings tend to copy Tolkien on the superficial shit without ever once asking why.

As a result of their narrative role, Elves tend to be generally better than you. Almost always described as attractive, and usually stated to be smarter than you, stronger than you, better at magic than you, or some combination of the above.

This draws at attention of three different crowds, which have some overlap: people who have rape fantasies in general and are drawn to the attractiveness of Elves, people who specifically get off to degradation and thus are drawn to them because they are subjugating what should be their superior, and people who just hate Elves.

So those people have it as a sexual kink, and much of the rest of /tg/ follows suit because 'dude elfhate lmao THE MEMES'. For them, its just the other side of the coin as people who deepthroat even the mention of of a dwarfs dick without ever having played Dorf Fortress in their lives because they can't figure out the interface.

>> No.53330430

There's alot of elf rape porn on the internet. That probably has something to do with it.

>> No.53330451

Yea but night elves are also tall, and purple, and have bigger tits/wider hips

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Why do elves hate sex so much? Where does that stem from?

>> No.53330860


Who said they do?

>> No.53330861
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Only LOTR and 40k are like that.
D&D and TES on the other hand...

>> No.53330871

Getting raped so often, anon. Duh.

>> No.53330917


You know, I would think that female orcs are in the same situation, actually. Do they have a sexophobia as well?

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Don't forget MTG!

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Record of Lodoss War

>> No.53331341

Dol Amroth is a city populated by peoples who are descendant of Numenoreans, but their Princes are descendant of a half-elf.

The thing about half-elves in the Legendarium is that after a while, they can "choose," whether to live as an elf or a man. Elrond chose to be an elf, for example. The Prince of Dol Amroth chose to be a man, but some of that blood was still in him and his heirs. So they're men, but they're of Numenor stock with elvish blood, so they're literally the best that men can be; it's why Prince Imrahil was basically portrayed as the best man at the Siege of Minas Tirith until Aragorn showed up, despite his being a lord of only a small province.

>> No.53331376

They have to wash the socks of their captors. It's cruel, yes, but it helps to hammer in the full defeat. Sadly the Geneva Convention outlawed it as cruel and also unusual. Pussies.

>> No.53331434

We've come so far as a people that fictional races need social justice to champion for them cause of the mean people who make jokes about hating them.
Fuck this gay earth, I understand the BBEGs now.

>> No.53331444

Why you do you need to talk like a mong and be unnecessarily offended? Unless he actually guessed right in which you're a muslim slave driver... which we both know you aren't. Stop crying faggot, 4chan isn't your safe space

>> No.53331718

That who i imagine the sexual life of the wood elf in warhammerfantasy

>> No.53331787


/tg/ is tsundere about elves.
We act like we hate them but also really want to fuck them.
Voila, "I-it's not like I want to have sex with elves or nything, I just want to see one be raped."

>> No.53331813

Why do /pol/tards get so upset when they get called out for shitposting

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>> No.53332002

>new waifu acquired!

Who is she, /teej/?

>> No.53332045

>elves are the ultimate liberal hippies

i have now sided with Chaos and the Githyanki...

>> No.53332190

Intoner Four from Drakengard 3. Nier is set in the same universe.

>> No.53332200


Because it doesn't matter what gender they are.

>> No.53332208


Dubs confirms

>> No.53332288

well. sort of. Last i checked there was a dimensional bullfuckery of god knows what that happened and made it so that another universe got fucked by the events in drakengard.

>> No.53332698

Before nazi mod half the board was shitposting threads started with the post "Elf rape what do?"

>> No.53332743

not really, but you're right in one way, nazi mod did kill almost all organic discussion on this board for years

>> No.53333043

Its a different universe. Drakengard is typical fantasy land but everyone is a shitty person. Their magical god monster got sent to a universe with no magic (Nier World) and fucked everything.

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Mostly images like pic related, leftover from old /tg/.

>> No.53333600

>there could be faggots browsing teej right now that can't understand a rape joke

Makes posting it even funnier desu

>> No.53333644

Ahhh worthy of /d/ that be a wang she is holding in her little elf trap hands.....so hot

>> No.53333670

Sexy elves parading around in provocative, revealing, clothes WHAT DID THEY THINK WAS GOIN TO HAPPEN? THE SLUTS!

>> No.53333698


I thought that was in a letter, but maybe it was HoME

>> No.53333789


Not an elf.

>> No.53333841


7 ft tall and purple. Hot as fuck

>> No.53333903


Checked. Think so? Looks more like a ball of loose fabric to me, much too symmetrical to be a scrotum.


Why isn't it an elf? What criteria have to be met for a creature to qualify as an elf?

>> No.53333914

only whites can be elves

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>Why isn't it an elf? What criteria have to be met for a creature to qualify as an elf?

Because it's literally not an elf. It's a living suit of magitech armor and that elf-like form you see is something it does to communicate with people.

This is its true form, with its wearer to the right,

>> No.53333944


That's like saying only greens can be Orcs. Sure, the most accomplished and renowned Orcs are green, but gray Orcs were first.

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Bigger image for better look. It's called a Tsurugi, a soul forged into armor.

>> No.53333977

if only there was an archive with the full size images

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Can we just move on from giving elf hate attention?

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what elf race do you hate the least

>> No.53334160

Elrond's wife, Celebrian, was also one of the earliest examples of an elf girl being captured by orcs. The way it's written, if elves weren't rape-proof it would beyond any doubt that was what happened to her. There were a number of people who didn't get the memo on that and she was the subject of a lot of early Tolkien fanfiction.

>> No.53334161

Elves are for bullying

>> No.53334204

I can't choose between black or blue. They're both perfect.

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>> No.53334244

Kohaku pls, you're as corrupt as they come

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maybe when they stop almost universally being intolerable cunts

>> No.53334310


They die and turn to dust if you try.

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>> No.53334354

>They die and turn to dust if you try.
I just thought of a new fighting style designed specifically to counter elven armies

Just how close do you have to come to raping them to ACTUALLY turn them to dust in Tolkein lore?

>> No.53334359


I think you have to be on the verge of putting it in

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>Where does elf rape meme come from?
Because elves are always portrayed as uppity assholes who are condescending towards everyone else and have a massive entitlement complex and unearned sense of superiority.

So naturally every unimaginative sod with an elf prisoner and a dry streak thinks they are the first one to have the thought that a good non consensual porkin will take them down a peg.

Elves live very long lives, whatever "defilement" their captors think they are doing to them is probably nothing compared to what they have done to each other out of sheer boredom. Its kind of like a 6 year old showing off his super sweet karate moves and punching his dad in the gut, who of course plays along.

Elves have seen some shit, you aren't going to disturb them with 15 minutes of sweaty pumping and a few clumsy slaps.

The ultimate insult to an elf? killing them, particularly if their death accomplishes little to nothing.
Death is nothing to mortal creatures as it is an inevitable part of life. Elves though? they have an eternity to lose.

>> No.53334429

but anon, what about female on female rape?
And does it have to be their genitals?
Does it have to be an assailants genitals?
What if some unfortunate elf gets stabbed in the groin? do they immediately turn to dust like the old putties in the power ranger show from the 90s?

>> No.53334439

>but anon, what about female on female rape?

But that's forbidden love!

>> No.53334468

There is a shaft going up and to the left man.....its well a man hahaha a hot one too

>> No.53334469

I don't know, turning them into a baby factory chained to a dungeon wall whose only purpose for years on end is to give birth to half-breeds would be pretty traumatizing.

>> No.53334479

Not him but it's not a man. Not female either.

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>> No.53334667

They are biologically immortal
They don't even get to leave their hidden elf village until they crest a few centuries at least.
the oldest ones have been around for tens of thousands of years

A few years aren't going to do shit. You would literally have generations of humans dedicated to torturing one elf over the course of centuries to have a measurable effect.

>> No.53334673

That hentai where the elves get raped and that one blonde one gets spitroasted by ogres.

>> No.53334684

Thats not how trauma works at all.

A single instant is all it takes to fuck you up for life.

>> No.53334691

>You would literally have generations of humans dedicated to torturing one elf over the course of centuries

Well Steve, everyone's gotta start somewhere.

The twist is you raise all the half-elves to hate the elven side of their race and want to wage war against pure elves for rejecting them.

>> No.53334717

Still has a dick

>> No.53334777

Where is this story located? I wanna read this.

>> No.53334795

>being a warcraft babby

>> No.53334803

>not being a warcraft babby
Faithless coward!

>> No.53334806

For games

>> No.53334816

this tbcaqhwymf

>> No.53334829

>a human with pointy ears
So...an elf.
Which is one of the many reasons why I hate elves

>> No.53334874

>warcraft babby
>wc3 was released 15 years ago

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I've played the game, she doesn't.

She does however end up with more holes than you'd think.

>> No.53334975

guess he fell and accidentally penetrated her

>> No.53334981

Warcraft 1 is old enough to drink now

>> No.53334983


Nah he's just a massive edgelord. Plus it's a Nitro+ game so it's par the course.

>> No.53335097

It was in the Silmarillion too, right?

>> No.53335187


I choose blue, she seems to be the most enthusiastic, and if nothing else it would be an interesting experience. Failing that, white, because I'd bet her skin is soft and creamy.

>> No.53335227

Veronica Zemanova

>> No.53335318

Sometimes in the quiet and deep places of the earth you can find the ruins of an older /tg/, mayhap it is a better one, but it is most definitely a sexier one.

>> No.53335332

nice trips, samefag

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>> No.53335466

It was in the laws and the customs I believe

>> No.53335467

It became a different universe. I think around 500 AD is when a modern city got transported back (along with some less dangerous magic material) to start everything up.

Oh, and Caim's a Welsh prince.

>> No.53335510

Another Czech nude-model/porn-star. But >>53329941 is right, >>53335227 - a quick GIS from the posted image will show you it's Zdenka, not Veronica.

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>> No.53335591

Start with the Complete Elf book and go from there.

>> No.53335605

And people were surprised when they did the same thing in their scifi game?

>> No.53336429

/tg/ is the elves, so of course they hate them, because /tg/ hates themselves and also has rape fantasies.

>> No.53336631

So, stop being like human?

>> No.53336862

What joke? I barely saw it being a joke, something that makes you laugh, with a punchline, wordplay. It's just "elf = rape" and it becomes increasingly less funny if you plaster half the thread with it, for years.

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>tfw your 5 charisma Mountain Dwarf will never have sex with a Kobald

>> No.53337117

>being a salty cuck

>> No.53338301

Yes, but the uneducated niggers that are complaining about talis portrait are also unlikely to understand the space hamster and Chatika vas Paus references, so who gives a fuck about them?

>> No.53338548


I don't know anything about them turning to dust. I think you get a perfectly fuggable corpse.

Basically the ME elven spirit can simply leave the body if a situation is too incurably fucked up.

>> No.53338878
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>they think that's an advantage

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>> No.53340181

Elf rape meme is just faggot virgin neckbeards who want to rape the prom queen from their high school and sublimate this desire into elf lust.

>> No.53341157


>> No.53341515

Johneleth was, Jon is his shattered image.

>> No.53341905

And hung like horses.

>> No.53341964


No that's Draenei

>> No.53342242

With all the doujins of orc invaders raping the elven women I'm surprised there hasn't been the reverse with pretty-boy elven guys aggressively raping muscular orc women.

>> No.53342326

white > blue > black
drow are cannonically evil assholes
night elves are idiots
regular elves have inflated egos but really that's the lesser of 3 evils.

>> No.53343967

>Basically the ME elven spirit can simply leave the body if a situation is too incurably fucked up.
So where did orcs come from?

>> No.53344725

I only know one doujin were the elve wants to get raped, but the orc always refuse

>> No.53344734

>So where did orcs come from?

A whole bunch of elves just plain died. Those that were left were actually into it.

>> No.53346276


Finally the correct answer.

Nobody gave much thought to raping elves until Japan showed how great an idea it was. Their whole species is as if designed to be raped.

>> No.53346498


Ask Tolkien. He did explicitly mention orcs raping elves (no Celebrian bullshit, I mean honest-to-god violation stated as a fact). I think it was in the older versions of Silmarillion when he toyed more with the idea of the (first) orcs being elves perverted by Morgoth (as opposed to something original).
After that they did breed like we do and have females. Which to be fair kinda puts movies' Saruman as an humanitarian if you ask me, the idea of a female orc in Middle Earth is pretty bad. But I digress.

>>b-but muh hentai did it first

Pffffft. Now you'll make me believe japs came out with the idea of centaruresses or something.

>> No.53346509

>Their whole species is as if designed to be raped.
Elves, or Japanese? Or both?

>> No.53346537

>He did explicitly mention orcs raping elves
He didn't.
Why is this thread still here? It's getting worse with every post

>> No.53346674


He did.


>> No.53346743

>but he did not retain this explicit language throughout his later writings
Awesome, thanks anon.

>> No.53347430

We don't actually know.

>> No.53347519


I said he did it in previous versions. Read, faggot.

>> No.53347541

It's almost like authors can change their minds on things.

>> No.53347567

Did he ever say orcs did NOT rape elves, though, or did he just neglect to mention it any longer?

>> No.53347578


Yes, and? The point was from where the idea comes from.

>> No.53347652

>>He did explicitly mention orcs raping elves
>oh wait, let's change that
Good one, anon.

>> No.53348134

>doesn't cite a source for the rape claim

>> No.53348248

The king and queen of highschool prom weren't even the hottest kids around.
Granted I went to MHS, so pretty much everyone was hot.

>> No.53348503
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I don't want to rape the elf. I want to meet the elf, and get to know her. Take her out and have dinner at a comfortable restaurant. We'll make small talk, and make each other laugh, and maybe even have a small kiss before I take her back to her home.

It'll be like this for a few months, and eventually we'll move together. She'll teach me how to cook, and when that fails we'll order pizza and watch a movie. The first time we have sex will be awkward, be we'll still love each other enough to work through the kinks (No pun intended) and not get stressed out over performance.

This'll go on for some time too, and, eventually, I'll propose. I'll make sure it's romantic and a surprise, probably at one of her favorite restaurants, and, what forces are out there willing, she'll say yes.

We'll get married on the beach, I know a really nice hotel with a wonderful view, and it won't be some massively formal thing. We'll dance and eat and be happy with friends and family.

And then, right as the last guest leaves, and it's just her and I, I'll hold her hand and tell her how much I love her.

>> No.53351007

too lewd

>> No.53351815

You're sick, get help

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>> No.53352087

>warm little sex stimulated his glans
>warm little sex

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? Why are all fapfic writers max autism spergs?

>> No.53352100

I seriously doubt it's anything near that detailed.

>Elves are almost universally attractive in nearly all settings
>Some people have rape fetishes

Bam. That's it.

>> No.53352118

Is there anything else to do with the fair haired bastards? I think their bones might make good soupbones or toothpicks, depending, but I can't think of much.

>> No.53352497

Anti elf fags and hfy fags being cancerous.

>> No.53352516

Ditto for M:tG Nissa, she was traced off Yolondi, (the albino rapper).

>> No.53352536

If you can't spot the difference between a trace in a game full of traces, and a masked character who had been the subject of curiosity for half a decade, you maybe genuinely autistic.

>> No.53352551

I'd like to add one clarification there:
Raping someone doesn't require to have a rape fetish, it just requires to not have particularly strong moral qualms about consent. The enjoyment would be whether the elf goes willingly (and let's be honest here, plenty of them do) or not.
Rape fetish is when you actually can't enjoy it unless there is rape going on. Elves are poor choice for that, because of the above mentioned tendency to go willingly. Can't rape the willing.

>> No.53352584

From what I understand they're quite good at archery, swordplay, and magic. Also, some are artisans capable of creating crafts of such excellent quality they may as well be magic even where they are not. So I would imagine they might make valuable allies both for trade and in war if you can stomach their smug aloofness.

>> No.53352605

1. Elves are supposed to be the most sexually attractive beings there are
2. People like sex
3. Many people who are into /tg/ stuff are into rape, either because of large porn consumption, low self esteem, revenge fantasies or simply because they're kinky
4. There you go

>> No.53352742

>>old /tg/
Mayhaps you mean REAL /tg/.
We're what remains of a good board.

>> No.53352834

Sex is a euphemism for a vagina.
Has been for longer then you've been alive and not sure where your getting Autism from as autistic people tend to use technical language more then euphemisms.

>> No.53352882

If it is actually an euphemism for a vagina, then it's the most retarded euphemism I've ever heard. That's like calling a pen "a novel" or a camera a "kino". Making weird shit up/using weird shit sounds pretty autistic to me.

I failed to find any sources indicating that it is an euphemism for a vagina though, would you be so kind as to provide any sources?

>not sure where your getting Autism from
From the vaccines obviously :^)

>> No.53352896

Nice memes.

>> No.53352906

>would you be so kind as to provide any sources?

Most written porn I've seen.

Occasionally it's used for penis as well ("his throbbing sex" etc.) but usually it's for women only.

>> No.53352929

I've only seen it in the few fapfic screenshots that I've come across as well. Sounds like someone with a minimal grasp on english was trying to come up with "hot" euphemisms and ending up with a retarded sounding direct translation.

>> No.53353145

You seriously never once heard the word sex to refer to a person's gender?
Or the words 'sex organ'?

It's like calling a pen a stylus or a camera a camera obscura.

>> No.53353211

>You seriously never once heard the word sex to refer to a person's gender?
Not sure where this implying implication is coming from, never said anything remotely like that.

>Or the words 'sex organ'?
Yes, a penis and a vagina are both sex organs, but not "sex".

By your reasoning it's perfectly logical to call a tire or a steering wheel a "car", because they both are elements that a car has.

>> No.53353262

Sex, as a word only only as of last century came to mean the act of sex, before then it was one of gender and the differences between them.
Sex being a shortening from sex organ has been around for close to a century, if uncommon.

Meanwhile a pen is a type of stylus, a camera is built on the entire functionality of the camera obscura.
A tyre is a fucking wheel, not a car.
I must question how you survive near roads at this point.

>> No.53353283

>Sex being a shortening from sex organ has been around for close to a century, if uncommon.
Then please show some sources other than "IT HAS BEEN USED YOU DUMBASS SUBHUMAN!!! SPERGGGGGG"
As I said, I have never seen it used anywhere else than in neckbeardy fapfics, so I have doubts about your claims.

>> No.53353301
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As the other anon said, read more published smut. Or older fiction; I've seen "sex" used as a synonym for genitalia in a number of 20th century and earlier books.

>> No.53353339

Not really interested in smut, but thank you for actually posting a source.
It still sounds really off, but guess I'll have to deal with it.

>> No.53353355

I haven't seen much descriptions of genitalia outside smut at all. Or if I do, it gets even cringier ("Myrrhic Swamp").

>> No.53353362

I don't know man, eventually you get old while they don't, and they wait for their chance to escape, then come back with a rain of arrows from their people, and screw over your descendants for a couple hundred years as payback. I'm starting to feel like the "kill them" thing is a lot more meaningful a punishment to a would-be immortal.

>> No.53353371
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Give me five reasons why I shouldn't kill this thread at this point by posting a huge a amount of Marcille pics.

>> No.53353397
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It's always weird and interesting to find a rare/uncommon yet still technically correct usage of a word. The thing about "sex" as slang for genitalia is that it really doesn't come up outside of smut (to vary up word choice) and older works (to be a bit clinical without having to say vagina or penis). I've occasionally seen it used in that "clinical" sense in more modern works, but usually to describe an animal's parts rather than a human's.
Point is, it's not particularly common usage.

Here's Oxford just for good measure.

>> No.53353413

Not that anon but http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=sex
>in writings of D.H. Lawrence); meaning "genitalia" is attested from 1938.

So just because you don't read old Mills and Boons it does not mean it doesn't exist out there.

>> No.53353466

>So just because you don't read old Mills and Boons it does not mean it doesn't exist out there.

Wasn't claiming that, was just asking for a source. The other anon already did that.

>> No.53353469

The visual aspect isn't always the most important one.

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>> No.53353535

Nice meme. Now we got some lewd elf meme inside this elf rape meme thread, which both contribute so much to the discussion of this fictional race.

>> No.53353567

I know neither this elf nor the story she's in, but those are the single UGLIEST elf ears I've ever seen, and Marcille is the single worst name for an elf I've ever heard.

Whatever this comic is, it can't be a good one.

>> No.53353591
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You just want to bait me to post more Marcille, because nobody can't dislike these ears.

>> No.53353619
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>> No.53353623

They're like the ears of some bunny person, not an elf.

It's like, Japan first did those retarded pointy ears because they couldn't think of another way to make elves actually look distinctive to humans, not in their exaggerated cartoon style. It was stupid to begin with, and now this artist is trying to make his elves look distinctive even from the other elves, and it just loops back to hitherto unseen levels of hideousness.

>> No.53353624
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Yeah, Marcille is best elf

>> No.53353640
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What are the correct elf ears, anon?

>> No.53353690
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Not really, but one of the best japan produced.

>> No.53353703
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Anything from precisely identical to humans, to slightly pointy and elongated.

I prefer if there are other differences too. If the face is entirely inhuman, and if they're actually sort of thin and slender instead of thicc fapbait. Really if you absolutely need to just stretch their ears so fucking wide, to throw in such an unsubtle difference to make it clear this thing isn't human, then maybe you didn't think the race up well enough from the start.

>> No.53353812
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Well, you should enjoy Deedlit then, because she already has a standard human face, japanese elves always have, and her large ears work pretty well in this sword and sorcerer setting of sometimes ridiculous proportions. Her ears would probably not stand out compared to her large shoulder pads.

>> No.53353821
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Literal Nazi Elves are only one who deserve rape.

>> No.53353907
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>left-wing tumblrina commie deteced
Is that really an elf or just a magical girl with demon ears?

>> No.53353993
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Actually it's German witch working for Nazis. She is taken directly from German folklore. (Like everything in this manga is some folk tales and legends).

>> No.53354018

She should pretty much be a dwarf then.

>> No.53354045

>says nature is brutal and thrives on death
>hates someone for not submitting to nature
Typical druid.

>> No.53354224

/pol wants the whole world to be their safe space because that way they can pretend they don't need one.

>> No.53354226

And what's the title of the manga?

>> No.53354349

Well, probably because the subject is elves...

>> No.53354497
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Fuck you, Marcille is /ourgirl/

>> No.53354503

The Occult Secrets of VRIL

>> No.53354595

She's /yourgirl/. Don't try to shove this shit down the entire board's throat, weeb.

>> No.53354777

>Don't try to shove this shit down the entire board's throat
>Meanwhile every new chapter gets a thread, which usually lasts as long as most Generals

Welcome to /tg/, newfriend.

>> No.53354889

You're just a human with pointy ears

>> No.53354915
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Marcille too pure, too perfect for this cruel board.

>> No.53354949
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Suuure she is.

>> No.53355070

elfs were an allegory for the jews

>> No.53355123

Who's this character? I always see her in a bunch of threads I only browse MTG threads

>> No.53355171

>I only browse MTG threads
Then stay there.

>Who's this character?

>> No.53355591
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Why would you even doubt it.

>> No.53356300
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>Needing sources for calling a vag 'sex'.

Fuck, I'm old. Most book written before the year 1990 where stuff like that can come out (usually porn books) have it. It was away to get around censors and Tipper Gores.

>> No.53357797

>marcillebomber is a /v/ermin crossposter
how unexpected

>> No.53357862

Well speaking from mythology they don't even need the pointy ears. They're just a mystical race of people.

>> No.53357863

Link me to it.

>> No.53357927


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>> No.53358071

Well, he killed a porn thread on /v/.

>> No.53358125
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what a faggot

>> No.53358162

Are you really defending thinly veiled off-topic threads?

>> No.53358257
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stay butthurt about board culture

>> No.53358360

>shitposting is board culture
I bet you have a safe haven like reddit where you can talk about video games without someone suddenly making it about porn.

>> No.53358482

Close, but no cigar.


>> No.53358666
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where did the bad elf touch you

>> No.53358688
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My hand.

>> No.53358700

This is a trick from Satan, Marcille is actually a dark arts user!

>> No.53358702

>defending literal garbage because you identify with it
Kids these days.

>> No.53358743
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Materials acquired on the dank web clearly show Marcille in compromising positions.

>> No.53358745
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well, that's just like, your opinion, man

>> No.53358762

>implying I hate elves
>implying I don't want good elf threads on every board, staying on topic and contributing to everyones enjoyment
>implying those that make them off-topic don't actually hate elves because most porn they post is degrading

>> No.53358773
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Yes, every retarded.

>> No.53358790

All these newfriends on my /tg/. There is no elf rape meme because elf rape doesn't exist, you can't rape an elf.

>> No.53358806
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Posting more Marcille.

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>> No.53358841
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need more evidence of Marcille's lewdness?

>> No.53358846
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>purposefully killing organic discussion because you don't like it

>> No.53358873
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Nothing lewd with that, even if it would be yuri, yuri is pure.

>> No.53358883
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she wouldn't even mind corrupting children!

>> No.53358898

Those that are posting porn on a blue board are killing organic discussion.

>> No.53358930


>> No.53358933
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look in those eyes and tell me she doesn't think about sex

>> No.53358938
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>> No.53358941

please point to the porn in this thread

>> No.53358957
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If you'd read the manga, you'd know the context.

>> No.53358985

We were talking about threads on /v/, though.

>> No.53358992
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if (you)'d read the manga, you would know about her dirty fantasies

>> No.53359006
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Like creating safe dungeons and rescuing Farlyn? Yes, very bad girl.

>> No.53359011

regardless, there's better ways to derail discussions than to spam a thread to bump limit

>> No.53359059
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Oh, let's not start about her crush on Farlyn.
Yuri is not pure!

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>> No.53359104
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Yuri is purest form of love, /u/ told me and they seem unbiased.

>> No.53359114
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And let's not think about Marcille's reaction when Laius ordered her to drop her pants.

>> No.53359130
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oh you! stealing my reaction images?

>> No.53359162
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Don't need to, I bet I have the biggest collection of Marcilles around here.

>> No.53359204
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Surely you jest. My collection of Marcilles is without peer.

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>> No.53359230
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450 pics, fanart not included.

>> No.53359274
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...Y-yeah, I too could post any number without proof.

>> No.53359302

Since we're hitting the autosage, could someone explain to me Marcille's appeal, since you adore her so much?

She just seems like a cutesy standard moeblob to me.

>> No.53359331
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and the filenames, yours isn't even catalogued. You call yourself a connoisseur?

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I just know how to find the pics, because they are roughly chronological.

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>> No.53359436
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well, uh... you win this round.

>> No.53359444

A cutesy standard moeblob that's an ELF, anon. That's all /tg/ needs.

>> No.53359486

Well, she's cute, with a simple but effective design, very expressive face which gives her a lot of potential for reaction images. Can be made fun of, very often even, but is stil a strong mage. All around a nice person, but not a cliche waifu-bait.

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>> No.53359657
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She's a butt of a lot of jokes, yet when push comes to shove she proves to be a powerful and brave magic user. She doesn't exists just to be the token female and token elf, she has her own agency, investigating the dungeon to gether knowledge for at least three of her personal projects.
She also wears a choker, which is one of my fetishes.

>> No.53359676

And what are you trying to say with this?

>> No.53359747
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>downsized tumblr .jpgs
>of images posted on this exact board a few days ago
Why do you even try?

>> No.53362044

Kutsuzure Sensen - Witch Vasenka's War

I keep forgeting title so I had to google "manga with soviet witch" each time.

>> No.53362145

That's how trauma may work for humans, but probably not for elves. Just being able to live for a thousand years would damage a human brain.

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