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Your character encounters a box of kittens in the middle of the street. The mother cat is nowhere to be found. Written on the box it is scrawled: "FREE KITTENS"

What does your character do?

>> No.53224385
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>>53224345
Setup a stand, scrath off free and sell them for a reasonable profit.

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awww yiisss

>> No.53224417

Take them back to the fortress.

>explosion!

>> No.53224463

>>53224345
Pet them. Look for someone willing to take them in. Probably adopt the runt and take care of it. It will inevitably die because my GM is a dick. My character will bury it in silent resignation, whisper a few words to soothe it, and try to not let on that he's sad so it doesn't bother other people.

>> No.53224538

Platoon pets, hooooo

>> No.53224589
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>>53224417
I like this

>> No.53224661

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>53224345
He guffaws at the adorable kittens and tries to play with them.

>> No.53224774

>>53224345
Burn them and frame the party wizard for it.

>> No.53224813

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>53224345
Rolling to see if kittens are a type of human

>> No.53224892

>>53224345
>FREE KITTENS
Set them free, of course.

>> No.53225033

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>53224345
I search for traps.

>> No.53225096

Congratulate them on their independence and carry on my way.

>> No.53225113

I like cats. I really do. But I've never been able to finish a whole one.

>> No.53225128

Set them free, the sign is an imperative command

>> No.53225137

>>53224345
See if my little sis wants one, take the rest to the orphanage we grew up in. I'll give a few silver to pay for food, as well. The kids will be ecstatic.

>> No.53225146
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53225146

Start an army of kittens. Demons, liches, unimaginative grognards and dragons are extremely vulnerable to such a thing.

>> No.53225174

>>53224345
Adopt them all, then take over the world (of darkness). They will all know once again why the Egyptians worshiped them, for any single cat can best the hardest, baddest of men.

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>>53225113
>I like cats. I really do. But I've never been able to finish a whole one.
>I've never been able to finish a whole one.
How much of a pussy can you be?

>> No.53225199

>>53224345
Hey, I forget. Are cats food for humans? I'm not make the dog mistake again.

>> No.53225213

>>53225199
Everything is food for humans if we are hungry enough.

>> No.53227507
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>>53224345
>a box full of non-sentient mini-me's
Become officially freaked out.

>> No.53227547

>>53224345
Kill them peacefully.

>> No.53227568

>>53224345
I remove them from the box.

The box wants me to free them, after all.

>> No.53227593

>>53224345
Aoe flame attack. Add BBQ sauce. Party rations for a couple of days.

>> No.53227609

>>53224345
>Harmless_Offering.jpg

>> No.53227637

>>53224345
Eat one to gain its cuteness proficiency

>> No.53227644

>>53224345
Toss a match in, close the lid, walk away nonchalantly.

>> No.53227659

>>53227644
...Why? What the fuck are you playing?

>> No.53227660

>>53224345
I'll take the orange one in the front.
Good homes will be found for the rest.

>> No.53227807

>>53227659
edgy kid simulator 3.dgy

>> No.53227866

>>53224345
Eat well tonight!

>> No.53227910

>>53224345
Use detect magic, cast identify on each individually using his familiar to perform the touch. Get the Barbarian to pick them up after casting Protection from evil on him then probably eat them.

>> No.53227913

>>53227507
Sapient ya nonce, non sapient.

>> No.53228465

>>53227507
Update never. Kill kazerad with a rusty spoon

>> No.53228477

>>53224345
take them all and train these clearly monsters to be my loyal murderpurrs

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>>53224345
Play with their paw pads, of course.

>> No.53228537

>>53224345
What's wrong with those dogs?

>> No.53228644
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>>53224345
If my GM presented me with a box of kittens I'd keep every single one as my new babies.

>> No.53228659

>>53224345
D&D character would probably adopt them all because she's a wizard, and fifty, both of which should add up to liking cats.

Now... my next character is a post-apocalyptic chaotic evil otaku, so he would probably... eat them? Kick them? Keep one and give it a stupid japanese name? It depends on what kind of drugs he is on at the moment.

>> No.53228661

>>53227644
>a single match
>actually starting a fire at the bottom of a box or by landing on an animal's's fur

You've never actually built a fire, have you

>> No.53228868

>>53224345
My lizardman would try to eat them until someone explained they're pets, and then he would still try to eat them.

My wizard would give them to the children.

>> No.53228926

Pester the druid until he awakened every last one of them

Then try and teach the intelligent kitties to be monks

>> No.53228927

>>53224345

IT'S A TRAP!

>> No.53228934

>>53224345

Absolutely nothing.

>> No.53228940

Drag them along on adventures. Get inevitably angry when they wander off or get killed.

Become a wizard/barbarian.

>> No.53228943

>>53228926
We Punchcat now

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>>53224345

I think that this box is too sophisticated for the average medieval setting.

>> No.53228981

>>53224345

This is like feeding your prisoner with an aluminium plate. We all went nuts went we pointed out our GM that he was essentially feeding the prisoners with plates more valuable than gold.

>> No.53229019

Do we have a place to stay? If so, take ALL of them.

>> No.53229042

>>53224345
>free kittens
There's crearry five in there.

>> No.53229055

Take them back to our guild hall and put them with the rest of our pets.

Proceed to have the druid do his ritual magic shenanigans to make all the other animals like them so the drake doesn't eat them.

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>carry it into town
>find someone cute
>tell them you'll give them a gold piece to raise the kittens

>> No.53229103

>>53224345

How kind. Someone has left emergency rations for us.

>> No.53229123

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>53224345
There is a trap on them?

>> No.53229128

>>53224345
I ask the kittens whether they voted for Trump or not. This is important.

>> No.53229148

>>53224345
I once did this to my party, except there was only one kitten and the box was full of bloodstains.
The party adopted it anyways and promptly forgot about it and lost track of it in the nearest city, where the kitten (actually a cursed rakshasha) began a commoner-killing spree in order to eat enough human hearts to break the curse.

>> No.53229181

>>53224345
1. The kittens are in a box
2. The sign says they are free
3. Therefore, being in a box means being free
4. Climb into the box and join my brethren of liberty, for am I no one's slave

>> No.53229194

>>53229148

I'm stealing this.

>> No.53229242

>>53224345
Turn them into catgirls.

>> No.53229244

>>53229194
Go ahead, it was a really fun session.

Since my party was too stupid to figure out the connection between their lost kitty and the murders, the game turned into a whodunnit really fast.

>> No.53229254

>>53224345
Looks both ways, then starts stuffing kittens into his pockets like a kid told to "just grab as much as you want" on halloween.

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>>53224345
Knowing my usual GM I draw my weapon and prepare for combat.

>> No.53230917

>>53224345
>wildshape druid
I am the mother now

>> No.53230987

Ask around for the local druid and bring them to him/her

>> No.53231025

Cast Awaken Animal

They will grow up to be part of my spy network

>> No.53231073

>>53229181
>Believing in another's preconceived notion of freedom served to you on the side of a box.
>Not finding your own freedom, without relying on others to tell you how or what.
You are still shackled, and I cannot free you.

>> No.53231087

She checks for traps before joyfully cuddling and hugging them all day.

>> No.53233944

>>53224345
Ignore it.

>> No.53234047
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>>53224345
I let them ride in my armor like Laius does with carrots.

>> No.53234098

>>53224345

I follow the instructions and remove the kittens from the box so they are no longer stuck.

Now that the kittens are free, I check to see if the box is updated with further orders.

Lets see where this goes.

>> No.53234099

>>53224345

If it was my ranger PC who had a restaurant that served magical beast meat I'd roast whole on sticks as Dire Lion fetus. Or do what they do in China and call it tiger soup

>> No.53235509

>>53224345
Take them back to the inn he's staying/living in at the moment, get permission to keep them in his room, then play with them, petting them and letting them bat at his tiefling tail because it's scaled skin and can take a kitty's claws easily.

>> No.53237802

>>53224345
My character can't read, but she's probably also very rarely actually seen cats, so this would be an interesting sight to gawk at for a bit.

>> No.53237807

>>53224345
Sweep his cloak dramatically out to the side, and gesture towards the box, waiting for the camera that only exists in his head to pan away.

Then he picks up the box and takes them home, has his manservant care for them, and manifests a cat playground in one of his endless basement chambers, for them to live in.

He might act like a prick, and to be fair, he is kind of a prick, but he's not cruel, and does in fact have a sense of whimsy.

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One can never have too many servitors.

>> No.53237986

>>53227913

Sapient and Sentient both mean nothing. All animals are both Sentient and Sapient.

>> No.53239222

Rogue trader explorator:
"How peculiar... Seneschal! I seem to remember that you would like a pet?"

Changeling the dreaming polka:
D'aaaws and takes them all. nursing them until she can either release them safely into nature or finds some trust worthy kithain to give them to.

Shadow run infiltrator:
Basically the same as the pooka but with added abandonment complex and her team yelling at her

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>>53224345

KITTIES

>> No.53239429

>>53224345
Crack a crude joke about eating pussy and starts draining them. If some manages to put up resistance and claws hard enough to draw blood, laughs maniacally and ghoulifies it.

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>>53224345

WHFRP Baud

Use them to lure some young looking Halflings chicks to my Brothel ware they get to spend the next 20 years working in the Loli Wafu department

>> No.53239607

>>53224398
That's not a cat, it's some sort of Thing!

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>>53224345
She frees the kittens and then gets into the box.

>> No.53239820

>>53228505
This so fucking much. I have a rather autistic attraction to cat feeties

>> No.53240196

>>53224345
Paladin: Smile and find them a good place to live.
Fighter: Stay the hell away since every cat he's met hates him (has the Animal Antipathy: Cats quirk)
Guardsmouse: FUCKING RUN

>> No.53240948
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>playing GURPS
> futuristic U.S. in Civil War
> split TL between 10 and 7
> stuff like gauss guns and spaceships exist but most people don't have them
> characters are genetically engineered humans, part of a special forces program that was basically discontinued
> now they live in basic poverty in a barely-funded program
> war between two countries, old california and sonora, has just started
> characters already had one successful mission to stop genetically engineered creatures last session
> old california returns funding to the program
> today their mission was to capture a warlord who was meeting with the sonorans to discuss a possible alliance
> they sneak in with captured uniforms
> pretend to be sonoran soldiers coming to warn the base of an attempt to kidnap the warlord
> the fact that they know the warlord is there (was supposed to be a secret meeting) gives their story weight
> they barely pass polygraph tests
> colonel decides to evacuate warlord
> guard (Jerry) leads them to mess hall to give them a snack and a drink
> they slip something into his drink so he passes out, they make it look like he drank too much
> use programs to hack locks and take control of the compound
> can't hack through one door to get to warlord
> find out there is a hard terminal in one of the labs that should give them access
> go there
> find mutant bug creatures being bred
> scientist shows them kittens with tentacles meant to be prototype warbeasts
> one character has quirks "like kittens" "hates people who hurts kittens"
> scientist pokes kitten with needle to inject it with weird hyperaggression drug
> character fails self-control check
> "I punch her in the face"

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> combat ensues, he ends up killing the scientist with a machete
> he tucks the kitten inside his vest
> they sneak out, lock down lab
> hear jet starting up
> go to landing tunnel, shut off lights
> both characters can see in the dark, one because of nightvision goggles, one because of natural nightvision from genetic modification
> guards fire blindly, they shoot them.
> knock warlord out with injection of sleeping medicine
> same with colonel from before
> put them on ship
> one character forces pilot to ready the ship to take off
> other character: "Im going back for the kittens"
> he runs back to the humvee they came in, to grab their other weapons
> runs back down hallway, kills four more soldiers
> makes it to kitten room, puts them in his other backpack
> runs back to landing bay, killing soldiers with his gauss rifle on the way
> makes it back
> they take off
> they are pursued on the way back, but the enemy planes are shot down as soon as they cross back into old californian airspace

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how a critical military mission was almost ruined by one man's love for kittens.

>> No.53240969

>>53229148
You are an amazing DM.

>> No.53241039

>>53225146
Did... you mean to post this picture?

>> No.53241045

>>53229128
One of the kittens responds that they're kittens and as such are too young to vote.

Another one of the kittens hits the first one upside the head and reminds them that they're kittens and shouldn't be able to speak. Then these two kittens get into a tussle.

A third kitten asks you to please ignore what his brothers are doing and imagine that the past thirty seconds or so didn't actually happen, then meows cutely at you, as do the other two in the box.

Meanwhile, one of the fighting kittens has started making suggestions as to the profession of the other's mother, while the other reminds them that all five of them are siblings and, as such, have the same mother. This just makes them fight more.

>> No.53241103

I am playing CoC with a paranoiac guy who barely escaped being sacrified.

He probably yell at the kittys about how they will never catch him alive before going in a corner and crying.

>> No.53241166

That would depend why I was walking down the street in the first place. If I've got important shit to do there's no time for free kittens.

>> No.53241191

>>53224345
Take the front orange one as my familiar, because I've been looking for the right familiar for a while. Help find loving homes for the other kitties, because kitties.

>> No.53241312

>>53239429
>>53239547

Now that's what I call edge.

>> No.53241355
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Honestly.. probably just walk past, not even noticing them. Then grow incredibly annoyed when the flower druid elf gal in the party takes them along with us. Then when the group's sleeping, grab them and drop them off at an orphanage or something so he doesn't have to deal with them, or the druid breaking down when they would eventually die during the adventure.

>> No.53241425

>>53224345
remove the sign and add one that says 5 dollar kittens.

>> No.53242001
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>>53224345
Probably reach down to pet the kittens, but then continue on.

>> No.53242007

>>53224345
Take all the kittens and feed them to his pet snake.

>> No.53242466

>>53224345
>Lawful Neutral
>Obey the sign
>Free the kittens
>Dump box out and take it to trash can

>> No.53242472

>Pick the cats.
>Buy a piglet and some sacks.
>Offer on the street piglets for a ridiculously cheap price.
>Whenever a potential buyer approaches, a second one approaches too.
>Are you really selling piglets this cheap?
>Aye
>Oh, such fine quality exemplars! And for such low price, I almost feel like a thief by taking this chance!
>You, sir, whom I have never ever met before, are on the right! What about you, peasant? Will you miss the chance to acquire a piglet for almost free?
>Hand closed sacks after receiving money.

Easy money.

>> No.53244140

>>53228465
>Kill kazerad with a rusty spoon
Actually he accidentally killed himself while trying to make oatmeal. Blast took out 5 city blocks. Of course ISIS claimed responsibility but you know them...

>> No.53244188

>>53242001
Your hand gets... stuck... to a kitten, somehow. You hear a faint laughter. It grows louder with every second. You think you can smell... sulfur?

>> No.53244259

>>53224345
1. Take the kittens
2. Infect them with horrible plagues and poxes
3. Give them away in good homes at major metropolises

>> No.53244691

>>53229242
This is the only correct answer.

The world will remember the Wizard making Catgirls real. Mankind will be united by a superior master-fetish.

>> No.53244711

>>53242472
Surely it would only be a matter of time until someone took one of the cats out of the bag.

>> No.53245762

>>53240969
Y-you too.

>> No.53247840

My insane chaotic neutral rogue would whip his dick out and piss all over the kittens. And then he'd laugh.

>> No.53249760

>>53224345
I take a look, and considering we're in my hometown I take two. Cats for home generally are better off if there's a second one that they can interact with while you're gone.

>> No.53249949
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>>53224345

The kittens remind the character of his warrior nun waifu. Their love can never be fulfilled, and he should really forget her to get closer to enlightenment. But he can't do that, and he grows really-really sad about it as he moves on.

>> No.53250102

>>53224345
The Estalian diestro takes the box and wanders around the town, trying to look for good homes for them. This is unless he's at home in Magritta, where he'd probably pop in at his father's shipping business and demand jobs be found for them as ships' cats. He might keep one kitten for himself and give it a stupid name, probably based on a famous duelist or, if it's particularly mean-tempered, his father's.

The dwarfen smuggler would also take the box, but he'd be selling the kittens to likely buyers - taverns, warehouses, down the way of the docks. He would claim they were natural-born pest hunters with many years ahead of them, which isn't technically a lie.

>> No.53250948

Hand them to the Tabaxi party member, assuming they're the young of her species.

>> No.53252862

>>53224345
One character has a hawk. The hawk may need food.

The other character is not from this country (and I'm going to assume he has no goddamn idea what a kitten is), so he picks up one and sniffs it.

>> No.53253376

tell the rest of the party I'm taking them back to my hidden fortress to train them to be my new army.
take them back to my hidden fortress to snuggle, and nap.

>> No.53253431

>>53224345
Raise them, love them, train them to attack commoners.

>> No.53253680
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>>53244691
>>53229242
>catgirls
>not making them lolis

>> No.53254125

Go to wal-mart. purchase sweet baby ray bbq sauce , out door grill , charcoal & butcher knife set.

>> No.53254997

Spend the next week on kitten adventures. Eat the dead mice and birds they bring to me because it'd be rude to refuse a gift.

Cast speak with animal, have them act sick/adorable on a street corner with me since I'm a nature hobo and have people throw us change and/or try to put on a kitten show.

>> No.53255879

*casts "Protection from Cuteness,5' radius"*

>> No.53256239

>>53241045
You, I like you.

>> No.53259577

>>53228644
This guy/gal gets it

>> No.53261293
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>>53239820
For you

>> No.53261317

Take one. The rest of my party would insist on taking all of the kittens

>> No.53262228
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>>53224345 >>53224398 >>53224589 >>53224417 >>53227507 >>53227660 >>53228505 >>53228477 >>53228644 >>53228659 >>53228926 >>53229080 >>53230917 >>53234047 >>53235509 >>53237807 >>53237869 >>53239263 >>53239820 >>53241045 >>53249760 >>53250948 >>53253431 >>53259577 >>53261293 >>53261317

>I'm the kittens' mother now
>They're all my babies as of today
>No exceptions

>> No.53262245

>>53262228

Also, that be my own art. Excuse the shitty anatomy

>> No.53265298

>>53224345
BLOOD FOR THE GOD OF BLOOD

Alternatively, OLD ENOUGH TO BLEED, OLD ENOUGH TO BREED.

Catgirls have to come from somewhere

>> No.53265361

>>53262228
cringed hard

>> No.53265539

Take six of them home. They will all be loved for roughly three years.

And then they get a nice burial, because my shadowrun character passively drains the essence of living beings. Being a vampire is suffering.

>> No.53267122

>>53237986
No they mean two separate things, but you are definitely wrong in saying all animals have sapience. Trees and other plants, who do fall under Kingdom Animalia, don't seem to have sapience, nor do bacteria or viruses, nor do all sorts of mono-cellular organisms. Insects, by and large also don't appear to be sapient. You seem to believe that because pets and other mammals have displays of emotion, that it means they are Sapient, it does not, the only Sapient living thing on Earth is Man, and perhaps Ravens and Crows, being that they're capable of second order tool use.

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>>53224345
Raise them as my own.

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takes whole box home to village.
latter sells the hardy ones to passing trader.

>> No.53269940

>>53262228
Wow, I thought I was bad at art. I mean, I am, but ... wow.

>> No.53271421

I do what the wording says and free the kittens.

awaiting my reward thereafter.

>> No.53274021

>>53262228
What did you just tried to do with all these replies?

>> No.53274072
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53274072

>>53224345
Check them for Shadowland taint.

>> No.53274137

>>53229242
>i once played NWoD and found out about what Life and Mind could do
>testing my GM, I attempted to turn a cat i found into a catgirl
>i expected him to just say no and not allow this nonsense
>the GM promptly used this to introduce a new player as this newly turned creature
>player discovers what happened
>calls me 'daddy' irl to this day

Do not fiddle with the door that magical transformations opens anon, you will not like what you find.

>> No.53276252

>>53274137
If you didn't like what you found, I take it the player was another dude or a complete hambeast. Or both.

>> No.53276476

>>53224345
Grab them and bring them everywhere, get murderously pissy whenever the party attempts to forcefully remove them, until they give in and take a break from questing to find them a good home.

"...With full background check. Capiche?"

>> No.53276500

>>53274021
Get attention.

>> No.53276538

>>53276252
Not quite, they're an expert in the art of making shit awkward though. Particularly because I'm married to someone else.

>> No.53276585

>>53276538
Leave wife, marry daddy girl, no complaints no bullshit.

>> No.53276787

>>53276585
She's a carpet muncher.

>it gets worse but I can't be arsed to type all that on my phone

>> No.53276867

>>53276787
>it gets worse
You mean better

>> No.53277042

>>53268327
What's going on with those rats?

>> No.53277300

>>53276867
The two used to be close in the same way that /d/ and slannesh are close.

>> No.53281628

>>53277300
So your wife fucked a carpet muncher who now calls you daddy? How have you not capitalized on this?

>> No.53281690

>>53224345
one of my characters is becoming an animal hoarder

the kittens are possibly going to get eaten by some of the more hostile animals so maybe we will give them away to inns as the local mouser

>> No.53281767

>>53228956
the cats are time travelers

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>>53281628

>> No.53282554

>>53224345
>"These kittens aren't free, they're caged!"
>Release the kittens and leave.
t. druid

>> No.53284768

>>53224345
Leave the kittens. They're not rare, off-world tech to rip apart, study it's insides, then put back together to keep. Just boring cats. Someone else will bother with them.

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53285642

>>53229242
FUN SIZE

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53285664

>>53224345
except with blue oni

>> No.53286613

Kitten burgers. When you are literally a pile of hulking, mindless meat loosely shaped like a man you tend to eat all sorts of things

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