/tg/ - Traditional Games

>>51860986

Normal doggos have a pretty consistent proportion of squishy and hard, but this doggo looks like it has all its squishy in one place, and all its hard in another.

>>51861007
Nigga that isn't a doggo. That's a snail.

>>51860986

Don't listen to >>51861037, doggo! You can be anything you want to be!

>>51860986
If you're brave enough, anything is a pet.

>>51861037
It's clearly a rabbit, you mong.

It looks like it has rabbit autism, but still.

>>51860986
Where can I get a rabbit like this?

>>51860986

Women, but only if well trained.

>>51860986
Not that.

>>51861269

At the rabbit store, duh.

>>51861291
Nigga thats a pizza, not a doggo./

>his familiar isn't a crow bro

>>51861363
What are you talking about? It's a cutey red flop doggo.

>>51861402
Crows aren't bros.

Crows harassed my owl bro until it stopped living in my yard, now there are rats.

>>51860986
Giant spiders.

-They can clog up pressure plates with webbing so you and your party don't get torn apart by traps.

-Can climb on walls and ceilings, allowing them to scout ahead since they're pretty good at staying hidden.

-Can paralyze most enemies with venom which can help if you want some them alive.

-Are good at ambushing enemies while they're focused on you and/or the party.

-Are adorable and like to jump on people to show affection.

Spiders can be real bros given the chance.

>>51861071
>It's clearly a rabbit
It does look a lot like a bun, well except for the shell.

>>51861703
I dunno man, I don't think that the utility overrides the creepy.

>>51861787
Dates with drow chicks?

>>51861820
That would just mean more spiders.

>>51861829
More spiders, less vermin though

>>51861820
By all accounts, drow chicks are things you want to get AWAY from.

>>51861444
Here's his green doggo cousin.

>>51861291
>>51861444
>>51862302

These are all sea doggos. Generally, PCs are going to be not in the sea most of the time and will probably spend much more time on land or something similar. We need more pictures of land doggo familiars.

>>51862371
How about an armored doggo?

>>51862804

This is acceptable, as this armored doggo is a land doggo.

>>51862708

Spooky doggo.

A crab that snips as a sign of affection

>>51862860
That is pretty damn cute anon. I might steal it...

>>51862804
I used to live somewhere with these things.
They're not very intimidating in real life, on account of moving at the speed of a tortoise.
Until you stub your toe on one in the middle of the night and everything you know about their legendary skill at disemboweling coconuts floods back to you.

>>51861850

NO. FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THAT. FUCK.

>>51862960
You're a christmas Islander or were stationed there. Am i correct?

The elusive white forest doggo

Red squish doggo.

P. big slimer shell doggo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEtL18-TEmI

Chubby scale doggo.

>>51863109
That poor thing is so fat, jesus christ

>>51863133

Adorable deep sea octo-squish doggo.

My rule of thumb for pets is that if everyone tells you it can't or shouldn't be done, do it.

Objectively the best companion

Any regular creature, but stuffed full of metal.

>>51862804
That's not a doggo, that's a sea snipper.

>>51863250

Semantics! That is merely a taxonomical subset of doggo.

>>51863201
I need to buy that rexxar skin

>>51861820
You mean a good pegging?

>>51863206
I want one

>>51863191
>doggo lizard
>not corgidile
You fucked it up mayne

>>51863434

Split the difference:
>doggodile

>>51863317

>>51863496

>>51863206
>>51863400
>>51863496
>>51863530
I want one.

>>51860986
I've read anteaters are wonderful pets, they like to imitate humans and generally have a cat-like character, but they're a bitch to feed.

>>51861703
>Literally replaces the rogue
This is the ultimate answer.

>>51862804
HAET CRABS

>>51863631
They can even fit inside your mouth for easy transportation!

>>51861007
All doggos are beautiful. Stop the unrealistic doggo beauty standards.

>>51863191
>doggosaurus rex

>>51861057
Fluffy !!!

>>51861850
Imagine this inside the toilet, enjoying the fresh moisture in a hot afternoon.
Then you take a shit and it's suddenly bursting with arachnoid speed to catch the fleshy worm now dangling in front of it.

>ctrl+f
>no mantis shrimp

>>51861037

大きな蜘蛛は毛が多いが毛ごと良く焼いて食うと美味いらしい

How about Mimics? Just take the smarter ones. You can store treasure inside them and trick bandits and thieves.

>>51864998
大好きなペットちゃまは食わないでくれ、マジで
つーかクモは食っていいや

>>51860986
Stromalites

>>51861291
The Cuttlefish Of Cthulhu?

>>51861787
(^(^;;^)^) CUTER THAN KITTENS!

Rabbit or Doggo?

>>51860986
Isn't she going to get meningitis from handling that dog?

>>51861703
Fuzzy and intimidating as well

>>51861037
bullshit

How about boney dags?
Don't have to worry about feeding them. And can learn tricks such as using weapons and armour

>>51863673
Are those isopods?

>>51865904
I think they're border collies.

I'm more of a cat person.

>>51860986
Wolves

>>51863039
You mean Dumpster Doggo? Is good Doggo, just happens to live in dumpster

>>51861820
Drow women don't "date". They throw you on the ground and ravish you like the whore you are.

Untold pleasures await you if you would but submit to them.

>>51865718
Cleary rabbit.

>>51862804
Armor won't help it. I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than that doggo.

>>51861703
I wonder who could be behind this post

>>51861703
Did that for a character who is also spider.
It's great for all those reasons and more.
Also it's flying for some reason.

>>51863158
This picture fills me with fucking dread every time I see it, because there is no way the situation depicted could not end horribly.

>>51866326
Forgot to mention it sometime works as a delivery service.

>>51866344
Sshhh, anon. Weaponising the acid-blooded, perfect killing machine ayys will work out perfectly. Eventually.

Fantasy pokémon thread

>>51862804
Things I would not do: be barefoot around this thing. In fact looking at it would make me seriously reconsider my position on steel-toed boots.

>>51866238
well I'm better at grappling, so that little lady is getting pulled by her hair to have a nice steak dinner with me.

>>51866834
Suit yourself. I'd rather have her pull me by my dick to her bedroom. Not hard enough to cause pain, just to establish that she's in charge.

>>51866443
Xenomorphs are overrated as hell

>>51863554
Smell awful and claws strong enough to disembowel.

>>51860986
Lolis.

>>51865861
>Weather Report doggo

>>51867038
this nigga knows whats up

>>51860986
Remember, while we currently dote on our pets, most domestic pets began as a symbiotic relationship of mutual exploitation.

So, look for roles or duties humans will want to hand off to something else, and find an animal (usually ones with social tendencies) which can be domesticated to fit that role.

"I'm lazy and I want to get small stuff from across the room" -- Capuchin Monkey.

"There are disease-riddled rodents eating our stored foods" -- Cats

"It's too easy for predators to sneak up on us at night, and we could really use something that runs faster than us to help move livestock where we want them." -- Wolves/Dogs

It's a trend.

>>51867249
That's nice, dear.

>>51869209
"I want a captive life form that's utterly dependent on me, but one that I won't feel bat about neglecting to the point it starves to death or suffocates" -- Fish

>>51869458
I think fish were more of a status symbol. "Look at me, I'm so wealthy I can afford to own useless things", or (depending on the species of fish), "Look at me, I can afford to maintain a private Caviar factory in my home." (despite caviar tasting like a mixture of snot and bathtub mold).

>>51860986

Thank you guys so much for making this the best f****** thread ever. it's been a bad week and I'm laughing so hard my stitches are coming undone. Thanks [tg]

>>51869578
>f******
>[tg]
the fuck is with you

>>51869613
Pain meds

>>51869742
Partial to attack cephalopods

>>51860986
Dis my axolotl, Poochy Woo.

>>51860986
DM here, my party has an encounter coming up where they meet an animal trainer and saleswoman. If they help her out, they'll have an opportunity to take one of her animals as a reward. Any interesting suggestions for normal animals with unique/magical properties?

>>51868211
fuck off pedo

>>51861007
So 4Chan is Imgur now? Truly, we have come full circle.

>>51870160

I kinda liked the thread but it is honestly super off-topic /b/-tier image posting.

>>51869527

Caviar is delicious you fucking pleb

>>51870020
Dog that can fetch anything it can fit inside its mouth. Travel time is important and its a dog so it'll get confused. But if you tell it, doggo, get us a ladder! It'll run off and come back dragging a ladder

If you try to get specific like "the kings wig" or "The ruby amulet of Amok-Nathul" it just gets confused. Useful if your party needs some tidbit it doesn't have, like a skeleton key, or a hammer, or some rope.

>>51865260

>>51866321
T-that's just not true

>>51870622
>>51870020
A car whose purring will make any creature fall asleep, and seldom registers as hostile to other animals

Owlbear blocking your path?

The cat trots over,.Climbs on its back and starts purring.

Almost immediately the owlbear will lay down and fall asleep. Works well with humanoids as well. Creatures must make a will save to attempt to harm the cat. Creatures must make a will save to resist falling asleep. Creatures immune to sleep will be fascinated with the cat for as long as it deigns to cuddle and purr with them. Excellent therapy tool, can put insomniacs to sleep or sooth the hysterical

>>51870020
>>51870738
Dog sized fuzzy spider who can repair clothing in a few hours, weave a simple garment in a day, or a complex one in a week

Tear a hole in your gambeson, or rip the sleeve on your robes? Spider can fix that.

Need new socks or a clean shirt? Spider can make that

Need a dress to wear to the kings ball? It will take a while, but spider can make that. Is silk OK?

>>51862860

>>51870020
>>51870812
Parrot who can be taught to repeat and cast cantrip level spells. Must be able to speak, can cast cantrip from any spell list so long as it has a verbal component. No garuntee the bird will understand the targeting of offensive spells. Bird will cast as many times as it feels like, which is usually a function of whether or not its hungry and if you give it treats. Bird can memorize up to 3 Cantrips daily.

>>51870738
That sounds like a set of wheels I would love to get myself.

>>51870096
>>>/reddit/

>>51870020
An eagle that can draw accurate maps of places it's seen. Comes with a free pencil.

>>51870878
The caveat is that you must lock yourself in a dark room with the bird and repeatedly cast the spell.

>>51863201
found the technopriest

>>51866321
How'd you know, anon? You must be pretty keen! How about I bake you some banana bread to celebrate?

>>51862804
Anyone know if they taste good? That's a lot of crab meat.

>>51866175
Thanks for the help Anon, by the way, what kind of cat is that?

>>51861563
This isn't because crows are assholes, it's because crows and owls have a legitimate beef with each other.

Owls and crows motherfucking HATE each other, gang-land style. Because reasons.

>>51871208

They taste bad because they live on trash

>>51871287
Mostly because owls are birds of prey that can and will kill and eat crows if given a chanse. However, they're nocturnal so they aren't likely to attack crows during the day. So if crows encounter one during the day they'll harass it, knowing that it'll probably just leave to find another place to sleep in, rather than try to kill them.
With diurnal birds of prey, they'll just make loud noises to warn other crows and keep a safe distance, since going close to one is likely to end badly.

>>51863673
>We require more minerals

>>51863673

>>51863701
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51862960
>They're not very intimidating in real life, on account of moving at the speed of a tortoise

Nigga don't you lie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DZ0VEjJZs4

>>51863701
>>51872113
Spiders are apparently naturally attracted to moist, warm environments. I'm told it's not uncommon for campers to wake up with one in their mouth.

>>51870020

Smoochy doggo is best do-ow

OOW

Maybe I ate too much cake.

>>51872040
This is a blue board.

>>51860986
to be serious about your question, I'm guessing you're looking for some non standards? because dogs, cats, ferrets and such are all normal.

Giant terrestrial Isopods would be cool. and centipedes. like, have a character find an egg from a giant centipede and then it hatches and has absurd loyalty to the player. snails are cool, but not in a RP way. Newts and Salamanders would be pretty neat if done right. that's about all I have that isn't normal.

>>51862860
snibeti-snab xDDD

>>51869984
10/10

>>51871178
GET AWAY FROM ME FREAK

>>51861563
Rats are good doggos though

>>51863084
That's the penis

>>51868211
What kind of dog is those?

Buzzy doggo?

>>51874890
Sea dogs. Here's another from the same breed.

>>51863701
>TAKE YOUR PANTIES OFF

>>51872040
Poor fella. Put him back right.

>>51875206
He is right, he just ain't in the water!

>>51875059

Skinny tree doggo

>>51875271

>>51875288

>>51869528
This is a disgusting rat.

>>51860986
that mollusk is whack

>>51875280
it's so cute i don't understand

>>51875299

>>51875395

>>51875418

>>51875395
That's the shittiest mummy job I've ever seen.

>>51875448

>>51875458

It does kind of look like he started playing with some toilet roll, yeah.

>>51875508

>>51875528

Last one.

>>51874952
Bees are underrated.

>>51867038
She's into pain though, and if you don't open her eyes to the fact that she can be into her own pain, it's going to be your pain that she's into.

>>51861402
>finishing a store-bought sandwich waiting for work
>crow watching from above
>tear off some sandwich
>warily comes up
>eats the bit of meat right there
>eats the cheese
>picks off the tomato and flies off with the bread
ungrateful shit

>>51874952
>>51875561
In Central America, some people have hives of domesticated stingless bees. They can be kept in the house as long as you leave doors or windows open.

>>51871208
they taste like what they eat. So primarily they taste awful since most aren't fed on things like coconut. You live around them you've probably seen them climb into garbage pails and rip open the bags.

probably a market in farming the things.

>>51875727
Apparently following their natural diet they taste pretty good.
I don't think they'd make for good farming though, take way to long to mature.

>>51875775
so yeah you want one that tastes good you need to find a population isolated from humans with a steady diet.

>>51865904
That my friend is the endagered wandering Homestuck General. They do not make very good pets as all they are capable of asexual reproduction, will eat literally anything, and shit everywhere.

>>51874952

disney reboot of Worm?

>>51863158
when you research xenomorphs in stellaris and you declare war on a primitive just to test them out.

>>51874626
Aw, comon anon. Can't we just hug it out?

>>51875280
That is a cute cat snake

>>51875677
Interesting, tell me more.

>>51866344
It fills me with dread because I know something that cool will never make it into an alien movie because theyre all going to be shit until the end of time

>>51874626
Aw, comon anon, don't be that way. If delicious treats aren't your thing, I know how to play music as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9gzjPLh-IA

>>51875820
ayy that'd be p cool actually. Endbringers turn out to just want their dad to love them, jack slash gets redeemed with a song, and Sion gets his other half back

>>51860986
Gelatinous cubes

>>51875931
Clearly, a pipe fox.

A flying, swimming, Chaotic Evil familiar who has no fear and can be the centerpiece of a successful Christmas supper, please.

>>51865904
No, those are doritos.

>>51875799

Eat all the ones that eat only coconuts, none but the trash-eaters breed. Which is probably how we're where we're at today.

>>51872006

>>51869209
"I really wish I could work twice as fast and also feel more important." -other people

I think I did that wrong.

Probably my favorite from any game was the early game BBEG, had her as a mount and pet for the rest of that game.

>>51870160
>4Chan
You have to go back.

>>51861563
Lucky you!

>>51876971
Must have been a really good mount *eyebrows wiggle*

>>51877015
Against expectations, I never did anything lewd with her.

>>51863701
I love spiders but I don't think I'd ever put one in my mouth

>>51877048
Joking aside, what kind of creature are we talking about?

>>51863416

that could be a bomb homeward bound reboot

>>51876138
Better than the source.

>>51877088
Just an orc lady, my guy was a wizard and rode piggyback. Obviously we had to be careful she didn't like, kill us in our sleep, but we did a pretty good job of keeping her at least passive if not cooperative.

>>51869789
I-Is that octopus holding that man hostage?

>>51875561
>Horde of 3.5 peasant killers

>>51877425
Haha wow, talk about humiliating payback.

>>51869527
>eating expired caviar
No wonder they taste like shit, you've never tasted caviar in its prime.
On a related note, salmon roe, doe. Melts in your mouth goodness.

>>51876941
No no, you got that one right.

>>51872006

>>51877425
>orc lady
>rode piggyback

You said no lewds.

>>51879075
That's right, no lewds here!

>>51877425
>orc lady
>piggyback
Dammit Carlos!

>>51877128

Every animal has their intro animation:
>Eagle's stoic head turn
>Fox's change in stance
>Cat duplicates

>>51865871
But they smell and your neighbours will complain.

>>51864698
I don't have to worry about this, since there's none of these fucks where I live. Thank you, shitty climate.

>>51861007
I eat doggo every 2-3 years

>>51866228
This is Dumpster Doggo friend.

>>51875545
Those were all great, thanks for this

is doggo a good doggo?

>>51881817
Do not trust what some others say; doggo is always a good doggo.

Wooly piggu makes an excellent pet

>>51882224
That's a fucking Hare.

Flower doggo

>>51882343
Nu, that's my foxed sized lion head mini rabbit

>>51882375
No it's a Hairy Hare, fuck you.

>>51882394
>Not recognising a thumper jumper

>>51882407
>Taking me seriously
Do you know where you are?

>>51869528
No. You are literally a nightmare inducing uncle fucker that kills little girls and their hopes and dreams fuck off Kyuubey

>>51882491
They got exactly what they signed up for, Anon.

Rate my mobile armour doggo.

>>51875960
Dude I dunno, just google domesticated stingless bees. This is just a thing I know exists.

>>51882792
Fast/10

>>51882361
>Naked snail is exactly what it's called in my language.

>>51883111
are you perhaps, Greek?

Cute little octodoggo

>>51862804
>TAMATOA HASN'T ALWAYS BEEN THIS GLAM

>>51883249
Failed perception roll
RIP

>>51866344
What are you talking about? Sending your biological death machines, only controlled by a bit of flimsy equipment that a bullet could scrape off, into the heat of battle is a perfect strategy.

>>51874952

>>51875545
Needs a Goldem Retriever.

>>51876020
>NOT MY FUCKING TEMPO

>>51875508
>>51883454

>Soulful Retriever

>>51882792
>5.5 Essence

My party adopted a two headed death dog/dire wolf crossover. Named him Fortress. My half-drow child renamed him Max, though, because my DM's a killjoy.

>>51883489
No I mean a golem dog made out of gold.

>>51883917

Nothing like it in that set, but here's something made out of bronze.

>>51862984

Just because it's lost its ears doesn't mean it's not a kitty, anon.

>>51863039
>When your doggo can cast spells

>>51883965
That looks like a gigantic metal otter

I like it

>>51870849
The background animation belies the tricky splicing.

What does this scene actually look like?

>>51875098
I also enjoyed that movie.

>>51875528
>material plain

It's a sad fact of life that people who aren't good at writing tend to be unaware that they aren't good at writing.

>>51863701
Still would

>>51884746
That's the actual scene.

>>51882440
You failed to understand that that anon was continuing the joke.

>>51884852
Nope, just decided to fuck it up.

>>51884846
>woman in background walks behind loli's head at crab approaches
>background characters all jump backward as loli grabs crab

So you're saying it's just QUALITY animation?

Why not a giant snake? A druid I'm planning to play will have an anaconda as a companion.

>>51884846
Is the crab kill?

>>51877434

Yeah, its a sentient, genetically engineered Octopus, at least if thats Eclipse Phase art I'm looking at.

>>51884884
Pretending to be retarded will never be funny.

>>51884893
I think the original scene had a longer pause between her looking at the crab and eating it, which might be why it jumpcuts.

>>51884900
It got ate by a lolidragon.

>>51883305
Nah, the trustafarian idiot that did that didn't even get bited by the poor little seadoggo he was mishandling. THERE AIN'T NO JUSTICE!

>>51884961
Who said I was the Anon who started the "joke"?

>>51884189
8 legged kitties = SUPERIOR kitties.

>>51861736
Your rabbits don't have shells? What shit country do you live in?

Cat make good pet

>>51870020
a crow that finds gold at a fixed rate over time, with a chance to find small magic items.

>>51870020
Indestructible butterfly, can always find the way out of caves, tries its best to be useful in fights but cant serve as more that a distraction.

>>51870020
sleepy sloth always finds the comfiest sleeping spot, resting with sloth will give well rested bonus (extra dice roll, more exp or what have you). can hang on your backpack for easy transport.

>>51870020
Rabbit of Caerbannog, has nasty, big, pointy teeth.

>>51870020
suicidal kangaroo, stomach pouch is a bag of holding and will fight of thieves, must be looked after so it doesn't wander of into dangerous situations.

>>51875545
Missed one.

>>51870020
hitman monkey, will kill one enemy of same level or lower a day, must be properly motivated before taking a life.

>>51870020
happy mantis, charisma +1, easy to step on.

>>51870020

>>51870020
hipster llama, people you meet will be impressed by his stylish hair and give discounts on hair care products. cant even be bothered to carry your gear.

>>51870020
cat that brakes open any door

>>51863474

G'day, mate! Doggodile's the name!

>>51884976
>You will never get eaten by a lolidragon.

My Thri-Kreen had a giant hercules beetle as a mount.

>>51887814
What kind of doggo is this?

>>51887814
What doggo is?

>>51863416
>SELECT YOUR HERO

>>51887814
Man, that is one fat ant.

>>51888456
She THICC

>>51869789

yes, octopusss

>>51880737
That's a Trash Panda.

>>51869578

>>51875859
>when you research xenomorphs in stellaris
What?

hermit crabs.

>>51866443

>>51889320
Excellent

>>51860986
Goblins.
>Smart enough to teach tricks and have fun with
>Dumb enough to accept being a pet
>Does not die if well kept

>>51889010
stellaris is a space 4x video game made by paradox

>>51889352

>>51888646
>Majestic Sea Flap Flap

>>51889507
I know that, but there's a tech that lets you breed aliens as weapons?

>>51883312
You just have to deploy them far enough from your main force that they'll be someone else's problem if they go rogue.

>>51884893
>>51884976
Actually there's one scene of her looking at the crab, a cut to one of the other characters, and then back to Kanna eating the crab.

>>51882361
>American Murder Log

Not to be confused with the Salty Australian Murder Log?

what the fuck is this thread

>>51891541
Welcome newfag, enjoy your stay

>>51891423
Or the wewuz kangs murder log

>>51875059
>>51875271
>>51875288
>>51875299
>>51875395
>>51875418
>>51875448
>>51875462
>>51875508
>>51875528
>>51875545

Pascal the dog here. All other pets are small time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb45pLOueOE

>>51869984
my axolotl is named Edwardo

>>51861291
Why would one camoflague as delicious meat

>>51894375
Reverse Psychology. If you see a free slab of mystery meat just sitting around, are you going to eat it or avoid it for the obvious trap that it is?

>>51882792
Wonderful Machine with Life 3

>>51889760
It's one of the mid game biology techs.

Oh. Is this not popular any more?