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ITT: Your characters reaction to a surprise birthday party

>> No.50947609

>>50947581
>"What's a birthday?"

>> No.50947625

>A party? I have been stuck in the Eye of Terror on a crusade for the past century, not knowing whether tomorrow would come to me, seeing my brothers fall before my eyes, feeling pain unknown to anywhere else in the galaxy...
>I thank you, noble children of the God-Emperor. Let us praise His glorious name on this blessed night!

>> No.50948816

NO!

SQUAD BROKEN

TO ME, BATTLE BROTHERS! SPESS MEHREENS! THE ENEMY IS PAST OUR DOAHS! TODAY WE ARE SPESS MEHREENS, THE EMPRAH'S FUREH, AND IT IS THEY WHO WILL KNOW DEATH, AND DEFEAT!

>> No.50949203

>>50947581
Awkwardly stand in silence while everyone is singing Happy Birthday to him.

>> No.50949568

>>50947581
Confusion. He only has a few friends. Why would they try to surprise him?

>> No.50949887

He'd be pretty glad,but concerned on how other Agents managed to find his birthday.That's if he doesn't have to do a SAN roll

>> No.50949899

Confused since she doesn't know her birthday and outraged at such flagrant use of supplies.

>> No.50950937

>>50947581
Mild embarrassment, followed by repeated "you shouldn't have"s and "I don't really deserve something like this"s.
Then thanking each and every person present personally, inquiring after their family members or their own health, how little Bernice is liking her new prosthesis, whether John is having any problems with his magically-reattached left leg after that carriage accident, and almost no words about himself.
Gifts and cake would pass amicably, and he would personally see everyone off at the end of the party.
After which, his mentor/GF would give him her gift, an enchanted ring.
The ring is too large for his fingers or toes.
It's enchanted with the Contraceptive Protection spell.
He would break out in cold sweats, because he recently discovered she's actually a goddamned dragon.

>> No.50951138

Too much surprise activates his contingency. This activates his best friend's contingency, which in turn triggers most of the other contingencies in the room full of wizards.

The entire room explodes in planar chaos but it's okay because no one is actually in the room anymore. The presents have escaped.

>> No.50951233

>>50950937
>Contraceptive Protection spell
>A ring that protects you from contraceptives
it'satrap.jpg

>> No.50951237

>>50947581
>It's not my birthday, dumbfucks.
Or, if by some miricle they do know my birthday:
>Ha...ha... Uhhh... H-how? How did you know? Who have you been talking to? Whatever they say about me is all lies... Wait. Who was it? Who told you? Was it a woman?! What did she look like?! TEEEELL ME!! (intimidation roll)

>> No.50951259

>>50951237

>> No.50951272

Rolled 32 + 4 (1d120 + 4)

>>50951237
I don't know how to roll, I guess.
dice+1d120+4

>> No.50951288

>>50951272
FUCK. ME.
>>50951237

>> No.50951304

>>50951288
F-fine! But just because it's your birthday!

>> No.50951307

>>50951288
Dice+1d20+4
>kills self

>> No.50951320

>>50951307
HOW DO I ROLL?!?!?!
Dice+1d20+4

>> No.50951342

Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

Ah. No caps on "dice".
>>50951304
I could really use it after all that.
>>50951237

>> No.50951343

>>50951320
Anon, fucking stop and read the sticky, and then log off for the night.

>> No.50951357

>>50947581
MY PEOPLE ARE HATCHED, NOT BORN. ALSO, I FIND IT STRANGE THAT BIRTHS ARE CELEBRATED. BIRTHS ARE MEANINGLESS UNLESS THE ONE WHO IS BORN DOES SOMETHING WITH THEIR LIFE.

WHY IS THERE A PILE OF SWEETBREAD WITH CANDLES IN IT? IS THIS SOME SORT OF SACRIFICIAL OFFERING?

>> No.50951358

>>50951343
It said the "email field", by which it means the "Options" field. I actually got which field it was right the first time, but I capitolized the D in "dice".

>> No.50951404

Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>50951237
>>50951342
Fuck it, failed anyways.
>Marik cries like a little bitch about how his mother was raped and tortured in front of him, and how she told stories of how pure Marik's bloodline is, and about how all he wants to do is find his mother and continue his bloodline with her.
>marik then tries to kill everybody at the party.

>> No.50951440

>>50947581
"Wait, how do you know my birthday? Even I don't know my own birthday!"

>> No.50951478

>>50947581
To step back, and start spraying' niggas

>> No.50951568

>>50951233
Not quite, anon.

>> No.50951641

>>50947581
Alarmed, as he never told the other party members, followed by the realization that he hasn't had one in years, again still followed by the realization that apparently he has people who see him as a friend instead of just an efficient member of the group.

Eventually he will grow overwhelmed by the number of people and sum of interaction and go somewhere to unwind. He will probably cry a little and do what he can to push it back once he realizes what he's doing. He'll go back, but mostly only hang around that one party member he's closest to.

Probably the best day of his life.

>> No.50951701

>>50951568
>limit is Presence score
>the more hot you are the more difficult it is to prevent getting impregnated
checks out with me

>> No.50951756

>>50951701
That would explain why most men don't get pregnant yes.

>> No.50951831

Terror

The only people who know his birthday are trying to kill him

>> No.50951902

>>50951701
Presence in this case is just how strong your soul is. you start out at level one with 30, then gain 5 per level.

>> No.50953662

>>50947581
Probably freak out in excitement before realizing she doesn't remember her own birthday and falling into a well of existential dread and horror wondering how someone else does.

>> No.50954994

>>50947581
Guns, explosions, horror, leaving and never coming back as there is no apologising for the result

>> No.50955026

>>50947581
>"Who are you people and why do you care?"

>> No.50955985

>>50947581
<- y-you guys knew it was my birthday?

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