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In this thread we post things cool wizards do

>Enchants his bag of holding with an illusion
>The bag now appears to be a beautiful woman

>> No.50806859

>>50806818
That sounds dumb. Why not just hire a beautiful woman to hold your bag? You would actually have someone to carry it for you instead of looking like you have a woman strapped to your back all the time.

>> No.50806881 [DELETED] 

>>50806859

>Step into an inn
>Start taking stuff out of your bag

The looks on the faces of the patrons are quite something.

>> No.50806890

>>50806818
so he has a full size woman hanging by a strap at his side? and when he needs something he opens up her flesh flap and pulls it out of her torso?

>> No.50806911

>>50806890

Yes

>> No.50806946

>>50806881
"Why the fuck has that guy got a woman clipping through his body like a bad CGI animation? Must be a wizard who's terrible at illusions."

"Why would you even enchant a bag like that? It looks stupid. At least our local wizard is smart enough to not enchant a small backpack with something the size of a person."

>> No.50807216
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50807216

>new player race
>awakened bag of holding
>only advantage of being the best party mule in the world

>> No.50807232

>>50806818
She's still an old bag.
also something something loose pussy

>> No.50809280

>>50806859
he could enchant it to levitate and follow him too.
>>50806890
>>50806911
i kinda like the idea of women having random items jammed into them so carry on.

>> No.50809348

>>50806818

>Why the fuck did you ruin my Gucci bag of holding
>Oh god it looks like a wrinkled, deflated human skin
>It doesn't even walk around, it's just a depressing flesh-pile
>Why would you do this

>> No.50809368
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50809368

>>50807216
>Spilling half your stövel.

Not even once

>> No.50809392

Wizards in my setting built a city which could sink into the desert as a defense against sieges or giant mosters. They did not, however, design it so that people could survive the sinking.

>> No.50809406

>>50806818
>leaves his bag alone with his guards here and there
>finally opens it to get something out
>cum everywhere

>> No.50809411

>>50809392

Hey man, rebuilding a whole city is expensive - people make more people for free.

>> No.50811179

>>50809411
Who you then enslave to build another city!

>> No.50811230
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50811230

>>50807216
Ever play Don't Starve? Chester is basically that.

>> No.50811345

>>50809392
Figaro?

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50811821

>>50806818
>enchants his party with an illusion
>the party now appear to be beautiful women

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