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[ERROR] No.49936932 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

LOTR setting sucks, there is not a single badass thing about it.

>> No.49936955

>>49936932

>> No.49936972

>LOTR setting
This is how you know it's nothing but stupid bait.

>> No.49936976

Thinly veiled Tom Bombadil request thread...

>> No.49936995

>>49936932
I know there are some people that just don't like Tolkien's writing, but I'm 98% certain you're either just being a contrarian baiter or are mad about his personal beliefs.

>> No.49937008

>>49936932
Oh my god are we witnessing babby's first troll? This is adorable, someone get the camera.

>> No.49937090

>>49936932
>here is not a single badass thing about it

Gimli ruined your moms anus.

>> No.49937109

This is the point on any other board where this would turn into a dubs thread

>> No.49937132

>>49937109
Check 'em, son.

>> No.49937137

>>49936932
You suck, there is not a single badass thing about you

>> No.49937204

>>49936932
Listn heer u lil shit

>> No.49937208

>>49937109
Check 'em.

>> No.49937253

>>49936976
this

>> No.49937266

>>49937109
>>49937132
nice singles. watch how it's done.

>> No.49937285

>>49937266
rolemaster crit - BOOYA!

>> No.49937546

>>49937266

>> No.49938822

>>49937266
>>49936955

>> No.49938847

>>49938822
W I T N E S S E D

>> No.49938865

>>49938822
Double dubs to the master.

>> No.49938901

>>49937266
>>49938822

>> No.49938944

>>49937266
>>49938822
>>49936955

>> No.49938962

>>49938944

>> No.49938963

WTF is this thread. XD

>> No.49939002

>>49938963
Dubs thread!

>> No.49939003

>>49937266

>> No.49939057

>>49936932

MUH SILMARILS, mothafucka!

>> No.49939077

>>49939003
You ALMOST had trips.

>> No.49939088

>>49936976
>>49937253

>> No.49939103

What's this heresy?

>> No.49939122

>>49939077

>> No.49939137

>>49936932
Counterpoint: Boromir

>> No.49939138

>>49939088
I don't even how?

>> No.49939157

>>49939122
HERESY!

>> No.49939164

>what of the dubs?
>I will break Them

>> No.49939174

>>49937266
No this is how its done,

Check out these repeating digits

>> No.49939183

>> No.49939185

>>49939164
You have no power here.

>> No.49939200

>>49939122
>>49939077
>>49939088

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

STOP IT

ALL OF YOU

>> No.49939224

>>49939200
>when you become the monster you sought to stop

>> No.49939228

>>49939200
This thread is going to Hell and you are coming with us.

>> No.49939251

>>49939200
God damnit I became what I hate.

>> No.49939265

>>49939057
>be Fëanor, son of Finwë
>craft something so beautiful it spawns the concept of greed into the world
>ruin everything
what a guy

>> No.49939307

>>49936932
>AoS setting sucks, there is not a single badass thing about it.

>> No.49939329

>>49939185
Fool! stand not between the nazgul and his singles

>> No.49939335

>>49939200
Tolkien himself has blessed this thread.

>> No.49939343

>>49939329
Singles have no power, only dubs endure.

>> No.49939373

>>49939343
then where are they!

>> No.49939386

Post decent LOTR music, I'll start.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AfNOKQdY-U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeJZqeAMEbo

>> No.49939405

>>49939307
The difference is. OP is trolling. You are actually 100% correct.

>> No.49939408

>>49939373

>> No.49939429

>>49939265
>implying

>Hey everyone I'm sure Melkor has learned his lesson now, he's being so helpful
>Oh my god he destroyed the two trees! I did not see this coming!
>laughingiluvatar.jpg

>> No.49939439

>>49939408
Fool! no anon can defeat me!

>> No.49939464

>>49939373
NOT IN THE HANDS OF DARKNESS

>> No.49939493

>>49939439

>> No.49939516

>>49939343
>>49939373
>>49939408
>>49939464
RUN, YOU FOOLS!

>> No.49939536

check'em

>> No.49939543

>>49939516
Men do not run before the threat of overwhelming dubs.

>> No.49939565

>>49936932
I agree. It's pretty dull.

>> No.49939619

>>49939516
It's fly, not run, you fool

>> No.49939637

What the actual fuck is going on?

>> No.49939642

>>49939408
God, walruses are so fucking ugly.
And I always think of THAT movie when I see one.

>> No.49939654

Well now we're just having bad luck.

>> No.49939657

>>49937266
Well done.

>> No.49939683

>>49939088
Hey do merry do! The dubs of Tom Bombadil!

>> No.49939686

>>49939654
witch king too strong

>> No.49939698

>>49937266
That's class.

>> No.49939712

>>49939637
Beauty.

>> No.49939758

>>49939686
The age of Man is coming to an end.

>> No.49939760

>>49939439
I'm no anon. I'm a Chad. Here to steal all of the celtic women.

>> No.49939786

>>49939758
Now is the age of the corporations.

>> No.49939798

>>49939786
All is lost.

>> No.49939856

>>49939798
Only the Moon Nazis can save us now.

>> No.49939941

>>49939856
They failed miserably.

>> No.49939953

Is there like a limit to the number of dubs in a thread or something?

>> No.49939975

>>49939941
I blame the Palin handicap.

>> No.49939996

>>49939941
Prepare, for I am the end of memes!

>> No.49940025

>>49939975
Ko

>> No.49940047

>>49939975
Explain

>> No.49940085

>This thread

>> No.49940097

>this thread

>> No.49940135

>>49940047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jth4yATniS4

Greatest film ever made.

>> No.49940164

>lotr thread
>derailed into get thread
Not that my repeating digits were complaining

>> No.49940218

>>49940164
You're right they weren't

Chaos demands this post be sings for dubs are beautiful and so must die.

>> No.49940289

>>49940164
>Then it fails at being a get thread

>> No.49940311

>>49939386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y

>> No.49940347

>>49940311
THE SAVIOR

>> No.49940358

>>49940311
THE KING HAS RETURNED!

>> No.49940379

you know that this thread needs?
more trips

>> No.49940406

>>49940311
no! THIS CANNOT BE!

>> No.49940475

>> No.49940501 [SPOILER] 

>>49940406
YOU GOIN DOWN DOG

>> No.49940534

Dubs will be stopped

>> No.49940603

>>49940534
But why?

>> No.49940615

>>49940379
Three digits for the elven kings

>> No.49940628

>>49937266
>>49938822
>>49938944

>> No.49940633

>>49940615
Melkor stole them.

>> No.49940649

>>49940633

>> No.49940699

>>49940633
Got a nice consolation prize though.

>> No.49940721

>>49940699
>>49940633

>> No.49940734

>>49940699
I can't run fast enough to escape the dubs

>> No.49940748

>>49940734
The dubs commeth.

But not here.

>> No.49940752

>>49940699
>>49940633
The age of dubs has returned

>> No.49940760

>>49940534

>> No.49940823

>>49940752
Hail to the king!

>> No.49940911

>>49937204
fuckin saved. So much swag.

>> No.49940997

>>49937266
NATURAL 20 ON DUBS CHECK

>> No.49941097

>>49940911
And the dubs come again!

>> No.49941216

>>49940997
>offby2.jpg
are trips even real?

>> No.49941242

>>49940911
>9/11

>> No.49941262

>>49941216
They may have been, once. But history becomes legend, and legend myth...

>> No.49941376

>>49939103
Anyone have an archive of that thread? I want to know what people said in reaction to the Emps.

>> No.49941634

>>49941216
A triple is never late, nor is it early, it arrives precisely when it means to.

>> No.49941647

>>49936932

That's what makes it good.

Unlike 99% of the shit today, it's not tryhard.

But i'll forgive you because it's pretty obvious you've only seen the terrible movies.

>> No.49942289

It's time for identical numerals.

>> No.49942488

>>49936932
>he forgot about shieldboarding Legolas

>> No.49942551

>>49942488

That's almost believable. Floating rock climbing Legolas, though, is some straight up vidjeo game horseshit.

>> No.49942790

>>49942488
The Dubs!

>> No.49942987

>>49942551
That's Jackson for you. I don't know why they adore the Elves that much.

>> No.49943030

You know guys, maybe Sauron was in the right.

>> No.49943065

>>49943030
Of course, it was all the fault of those too narrow-minded to see the bigger picture.

>> No.49943100

>>49943065
I blame the Song of Creation itself.

>> No.49943223

>>49943100
>dark sorcery

>> No.49943577

>>49942289
Does erfworld ever get talked about here? I've never seen it.

>> No.49943725

>>49943577
Ayy bada bing

>> No.49944887

>>49936932
Shelob, the original honey badger.

>> No.49945313

Here come the dubs

>> No.49945343

Why are women in Tolkein works typically boring, non-action characters?

>> No.49945361

singles and there shall be no talk of dubs and gets

>> No.49945411

>>49945343
Because you're a baiting moron

>> No.49945560

>>49945411
Dubs is truth
>>49945343
You moron fuck!

>> No.49945723

>>49945343
keep in mind that the kinslayers had lots of kids (by elf standards) and were ALL vicious fucks

>> No.49945790

>>49944887
venerate the last scion of Ungoliant, dark are her eyes and nimble her legs, long be her fangs and beautiful her countenance

>> No.49945820

>>49945343
not comprehending tolkien's gentle-femdom giantess demigod magical realm.

>> No.49945934

>>49944887
>off by one

>> No.49946124

Ya best start believin in Dubs threads...

>> No.49946134

>>49946124
You're in one!

>> No.49946168

>>49946134
>>49946124
Darn.

>> No.49946536

>>49941376
https://boards.fireden.net/tg/thread/46187130/

>> No.49946612

LORD KEK BLESS MY POST

>> No.49948172

how could one thread be filled with so much fail.

>> No.49948185

>>49948172
You forgot to put a question mark on that.

The Fail is strong with you.

Also on an note completely unrelated to colossal fail in any possible way best Ghostbusters coming through.

>> No.49948195

Checkem.

>> No.49948204

>>49948195
Unchecked.

>> No.49948317

>>49936932
Your post is bait, and I can't imagine you are trying to anything but make people yell at you so you can giggle with a misguided sense of accomplishment at their rage.

But I agree with you. Tolkien is like the terrible mother of the fantasy genre. Almost everything wrong with your life is her fault, but infuriatingly, you would not exist without her efforts.

>> No.49948338

>>49936932
one word: Noldor

now get the fuck out.

>> No.49948359

>>49948317
It was published in 1955, anon. Fantasy should be a big boy by now.
I should certainly hope that you're better off than your 61-year-old mother given that 21st century technology affords you greater use of your talents.

>> No.49948619

>>49946612
rollan'

>> No.49948975

>>49945343
>Luthien storms Morgoth's fortress to find her man
>encounters the greatest evil in the known world one-on-one
>succeeds

>> No.49949033

Dubs and back again, an anons tale.

>> No.49949758

>>49940699
>99
NINE FOR MEN WHO ABOVE ALL ELSE DESIRE POWER

>> No.49949776

>>49949033
Dubs of three were given to the elves.

>> No.49949798

>>49936932

J. R. R. Tolkien was literally the most uninspired asshole ever and he made the MOST standard setting ever. People defending that cunt really need to die.

>Muh plains-inhibiting jack-of-all-trades humans
>Muh arrogant immortal elves in a magical forest
>Muh greedy mountain digging dwarves
>Muh peaceful hill house halflings
>Muh dumb beef slave Orcs
>Muh force of evil

literally fuck off

>> No.49949827

>>49949798
Yes, yes, well done, anon, well done

HOWEVER, check this get.

>> No.49949829

Arise, arise, Riders of Theoden!
Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter!
spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!

>> No.49949881

>>49949798
>arrogant immortal elves in a magical forest
No, the arrogant elves live in arrogant palaces and go round proving how un-immortal elves can be when they live in the magical forests and get uppity

>> No.49949896

>>49949829
Silence, duneling, your betters take the field

>> No.49949901

>>49949881
>arrogant palaces
So a really stuck up building? Is it a tsundere building?

>> No.49950885

>mfw all this fuss over dubs.
Gandalf can come get me when Captain Trips shows up.

>> No.49950895 [DELETED] 

>>49950885
Heh

>> No.49950920

>>49936932
>>49936955

>> No.49950942

>>49950885
So close, and yet so far.

>> No.49951109

>>49950942
Indeed

>> No.49951335

>>49951109
Time to give it up and pack it in, boys.
Nothing more to see here.

>> No.49951570

>>49951335
There was never really any hope for doubles.

Just a fools hope

>> No.49951581

>>49940615
Singles for the single lord on his single throne,
In the land of Singles where the singles lie.
One single to rule them all, one single to find them. One single to bring them all, and itt bind them.

>> No.49951595

>>49936955>>49937266>>49938822>>49938944>>49939077>>49939088>>49939122>>49939200>>49940311>>49940633>>49940699>>49940911>>49942488>>49943100>>49943577>>49945411>>49949033
The age of dubs is over.
The age of trips is now.

>> No.49951610

>>49951595
I fuck up.

>> No.49951787

>>49949827
>I pinch

>> No.49951801

>>49951610
You do fuck up.

>> No.49951878

>>49936932

better bait wouldn't have such an extreme claim. don't say there isn't a single badass thing, say it is a lame setting or something. your formulation makes it so obvious you're trolling.

>> No.49952234

>>49945343
Realism.

>> No.49952552

>>49951595
let's see

>> No.49952866

>>49951595
THE AGE OF DUBS SHALL NEVER FALL TO TRIPS!

>> No.49952887

>>49937266
impressive

but these, these are trips

>> No.49952909

>>49952887
so very close

>> No.49952920

mighty quads have spoken

>> No.49952990

>>49952866
LOOKS LIKE GET'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

>> No.49953291

All these fails in the thread.

>> No.49954130

>>49953291
Dubs only blesses the worthy.

>> No.49954204

>>49939057
Why is no one ever talking about how Feanor hold his might against several balrogs?

>> No.49954599

>>49954204
'Cos nobody has ever read the Silmarillion.

Probably for a lot of reasons. Seeing as he was the guy who made the Silmarils AND the Palantiri, and probably because back then Balrogs weren't all that. Gothmog, their leader, was only 12 feet tall compared to the behemoth (as depicted in the movies) that was Durin's Bane.
Also at some point, Chris Tolkien retconned that Melkor never actually commanded "legions" or "a host" of balrogs, and instead had a bunch of Maiar, which were fire elementals.
Soo, Feanor hacking through a bunch of mooks suddenly doesn't sound so impressive.

And again, aside from that, he's a fuckin' Elf, the most famous hero of the age, and kind of a Mary Sue, which is probably the main reason nobody gives a shit

>> No.49954683

>>49954599
bump

>> No.49954727

>>49936955
>>49937266
>>49938822
>>49938944
>>49939077
>>49939088
>>49939122
>>49939200
>>49940311
>>49940633
>>49940699
>>49940699
>>49940911
>>49942488
>>49942488
>>49942488
>>49943100
>>49943577
>>49949033
>>49952866
>>49952866
>>49954599
>>49954599
well done

>> No.49954809

>>49939386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pGaz_qN0cw

>> No.49954995

>>49951581
>and itt bind them
I chuckled a little.

>> No.49956853

>>49949798
Source material always seems hackneyed to succeeding gejerstions; you have to put it in the context of what there was before.

I know you're baiting, but there might be some poor impressionable anon in this thread that's actually dumb enough to believe this.

>> No.49957593

I eschew dubs in all its forms, and lay my hopes and dreams with Trips.
>>49951801
>1/0
Infinity.

>> No.49958884

GO FORWARD AND SEIZE THEIR DUBS!

>> No.49959347

>>49957593
So that means 0 times infinity is 1?

Because for it to be true, the opposite must also be true.

>>49954727
On the subject of gets, /tg/ claims a victory in /vip/.

>>40000
Thank God it's a slow board.

>> No.49959369

>>49959347
Wait, fucked that up. How do I link to threads on other boards again?

>> No.49959513

>>49959369

You do it like >>>/co/87191744

>> No.49959547

>>49959513
Thank you! Anyway, /tg/ claims /vip/'s 40000th post.

>>/vip/40000

>> No.49959573

>>49959547
Aaaand I forgot an arrow anyway.

I'm just all sorts of fucked up, aren't I?

>> No.49959727

>>49959369
>>>/vip/40000

>> No.49961296

Can i get dem dubs too?

>> No.49962914

>>49961296
Uh, you don't get to bring gets

>> No.49963747

>>49937266
Unlimited Dubs Works!

>> No.49963755

>>49962914
>Uh, you don't get to bring gets

They're not my gets!

>> No.49963833

Digimon is better than pokemon fuck Sun and Moon

>> No.49963840

>>49963833

>> No.49963844

I want my dubs

>> No.49964082

>>49963844
>>49963833
>>49963755
No, this can't be happening!
I'm in charge here!

>> No.49964107

>>49964082
You are not.

>> No.49964150

>>49963833
Digimon had the better TV show, but Pokemon has the better monster designs by far.

>> No.49964177

>shit bait
>202 replies

>> No.49964223

>>49964177
Dubs speaks truth. This thread is shit and we must give it another 202 replies.

>> No.49964236

>>49964223
Ok

>> No.49964549

>>49964177
Did you bother to check it? It's flooded with dank memes, original topic is killed to death

>> No.49964660

>>49963844
Your wish was granted

>> No.49964694

>>49936955
>>49938822
WITNESSED

>> No.49964723

Fresh memes are on the way

>> No.49965429

>>49964723
>>49964223
>>49964236
Where are your memes foolish mortals?

>> No.49965501

check em

>> No.49965808 [SPOILER] 

>>49965501
Ya dun goofed

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