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Shit dude, you've got 30 STR. What weapon do you use?

>> No.49419178

A spork.

>> No.49419181
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>> No.49419198

This. 30 STR? I get an unbreakable spear, so I can swing the fucker like a sword and rip people in half.

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>> No.49419254
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Big stupid cleaver swords.

>> No.49419255

It was much too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was like a heap of raw iron.

>> No.49419257
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I pick gada and put some spiky bit on it.

>> No.49419273
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Using my 30 STR, I'll beat people to death with the SHEER FORCE OF GUN.

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>> No.49419293

I use a vulcan rotary cannon, the kind that's normally mounted on planes.

>> No.49419299

I had a magic axe that turned corpses to gold if I killed them with a crit. I was also the dictator of a tiny island nation so I mostly just melted the statues down and used them to make coins.

>> No.49419310

Oh, and for ranged conflicts I would nail people to the wall with javelins.

>> No.49419317
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No. That spear scales of faith, your str is wasted.

Me? I'm partial to a really big hammer.

>> No.49419333

a pair of nunchakos

>> No.49419336
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I weild a tarasque.

>> No.49419338

This nigga gets it.
Impale 'em and whack 'em on the floor for extra fun.

>> No.49419346

what to do with 35 agility though?

>> No.49419358

30 mm GAU-8 Avenger rotary cannon

That, or a caravan.

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>> No.49419379

it's beginning to sound like a spear's the answer to a lot of questions.

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Crush them with your lamia body

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what's the point without a magic helmet?

>> No.49419416


What's a wrestling move with an awesome name, but not inspiring technically?

>> No.49419418

what if I'm a half-elven fuckboy of a rogue...

>> No.49419426

Then become a high-class escort and take over the kingdom with your physics defying sex moves.

>> No.49419444

This is the American way

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>> No.49419494
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Throwing darts, a one handed mace and a heavy spear.

Pulp bitches at range with the darts, force the spear point through the toughest armour and scales and use the mace as a back up weapon. The spear could also have bits like a crossguard so it could also be used like a pole-hammer.

>> No.49419563

Bidenhander and huge, thick metal shield. Fuck you and your spears.

>> No.49419593

I carry two siege cannons.

>> No.49419610

The reach is bretty gud when you've got +10 to attack, anyhow.

>> No.49419631

>you've got 30 STR. What weapon do you use?



>> No.49419638

AA12 with drum magazines, the ones they use on drones heavy enough to absorb the recoil and fire fully automatically. I guess a S&W 500 .50 cal revolver, with that strength I could easily shoot that gun all day until it blew up in my hand. Of course I could go full krauser with a strong enough knife.

>> No.49419653

That ridiculous swordwhip

>> No.49419674

While it's a nice damage bonus high STR won't make your fists magical.

>> No.49419687
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In a fantasy setting, an ordinary sword sized for an ordinary man, but enchanted to be indestructible or at least much more durable than a normal weapon. That way I can bash it around, smash through enemy weapons, crush through armour, and otherwise abuse the weapon in ways only someone with superhuman strength could.

If I'm that ridiculously agile and coordinated, then I'm going to use something appropriately ridiculous.

>> No.49419695

A tree. Herakles had the right idea, when you have effectively infinite strength just get a giant chunk of metal, rock, or wood and hit things with it. Armour doesn't matter worth shit when you have 200 lbs of something slamming into your body with the speed of an MLB batter's swing. Could also do the Samson option and murder everyone with the jaw of an ass or something oddly specific.

>> No.49419704


Neo had the right idea when he ripped out a stop sign and used the concrete base as a maul.

>> No.49419722

The party's Dwarf
At the same time he swings his hammer/axe I swing him, for double melee bonus

>> No.49419726

A pinnacle of strength such as myself should only use one of the most elegant, sophisticated, and useful weapons ever crafted by human hands
Therefore, I choose to use a nailbat

>> No.49419731
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I prefer the classics.
Lucy and I will see you in the arena, I'll be the one in the Platinum armor

>> No.49419745

I mean same idea, you are so strong armour literally doesn't matter anymore, and anything that has enough armour to survive your attacks (eg. a tank) will probably be killed by the blunt trauma of being hit by an object with so much kinetic energy.

>> No.49419797
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a sword

>> No.49419867

>Social Combat.webm

>> No.49419900

Whatever's handy. A rock, that bandits axe, that bandit.

>> No.49419904

any thing I can get my hands on,
bar stools, tables, other people...
>Improvised weapons

what if I hit them with a magical creature?

>> No.49419909

>Exalted Social Combat.webm

>> No.49419922

depleted uranium sling shot bullets should do the trick

>> No.49419936

Bitches Love Cannons.

>> No.49419943

Sword because swords

>> No.49419953

Depleted Uranium Warhammer.

>> No.49419994

I'd use a spoon but sporks are nice too

>> No.49420014

I would try to wrestle reality for substituting STR for my other stats.

>> No.49420021

Let me explain this.

If you had 30 Str (that's about as or stronger than an ancient white Dragon) you'd have a hard time finding a weapon that can compete with your body in terms of power/durability etc.

So the answer is you wouldn't use a weapon. You'd be the weapon.

>> No.49420036

Club made out of an ancient white dragon femur.

>> No.49420078


Now you made me want to make a new monk archetype focused on gaining/crafting the appropriate weapon for their extremely tempered bodies and going full Monster Hunter with their crafting.

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Rocks, crushed rocks, eventually myself.

>> No.49420118


high str + long , durable blade = big killzone

>> No.49420164

That's more or less what I did in Scrim. Kill dragons, turn their bones into equipment, walk around dressed in skeletons.

>> No.49420187

oh , we are talking Dnd

uhm , how much would 30 STR equate to in real-life terms?

>> No.49420198

Beyond human ability. You'd be able to pick up and throw boulders.

>> No.49420202

they could lift a small car.

>> No.49420212

A fresh piece of printer paper.

I will make the most painful papercut wound of all time.

And then I'll push them into the room where the floor is just d4s.

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Any fucking weapon I choose.

Or pic related as two handed fucking instrument of skeletal rearrangement.

>> No.49420235

This for having fun.

My fists for when shit goes down I really need to kill something.

>> No.49420255

Being able to lift 1600lbs over your head in 3e. Hossein Rezazadeh, the clean-and-jerk world record holder, could be considered to have a strength of 22 or 23 by this metric.

>> No.49420291

On that note, if I recall someone said somewhere In the triple dodgers you start benching continents or more. How do you measure are that high?

>> No.49420302

18-20 is supposed to be the absolute maximum a mortal humanoid can reasonably ever achieve, 10 is average Joe.

>> No.49420364

Well, in 5e at least. Being mortal and heroic stat values aren't mutually exclusive in 3/3.5.

>> No.49420370

Whatever weapon I would choose I would need to pay way too much for it to be made of some unobtanium that's at least semi-unbreakable. Who needs weapons when you can just perform super sonic full body tackle into your enemy.

>> No.49420383

i never really played dnd , but does strength rise exponentially rather than lineary with the STR stat?

>> No.49420400

Once you go past 20 you're really just eyeballing it. It's like "you're as strong as a giant" vs. "you're as strong as a titan."

>> No.49420431

>Artillery gun called Harkonnen
Ten outta ten

>> No.49420441
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I use my INT and CHA.

>> No.49420476

The first one even came with its own machine spirit that looked like the floating fatguy from the 80s movie.

>> No.49420584

The first opponent that comes within arm's reach each encounter

>> No.49420609

Literally the Earth.

>> No.49420615

That's what everyone did in scrim

>> No.49420650

Whereas in say, Gurps, it definitely represents a concrete level of physical ability and can be extrapolated infinitely, although the points cost will become prohibitive very quickly and many supers instead use super genre specific alternatives to do super stuff at a different rate.

Although to answer the question: possibly something like the Dragon Slayer from Berserk? Note that Guts is probably actually quite a bit stronger than is required at minimum to wield it, considering how he pretty much cuts people in half or gibs them when he hits them, and can cut several people in a row in half. The amount of damage you would require to do that to guys in even shitty armor exceeds the damage possible with that kind of weapon and the minimum level of strength to do that consistently.

(Of course, you WILL pretty much instantly kill single opponents and virtually never fail to penetrate even highly expensive armor. you just do too much damage. It's really a matter of degree. To get the kind of overkill guts does, you need more damage. But there is no way that someone is walking away from the damage output of STR 30, and a greatsword.)

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First thing I can pick up

>> No.49420695

Frank the Spork. An intelligent wooden spork that is an interdimensional being that somehow makes cameos in every game I GM, regardless of setting or system.

>> No.49420776


technically what you can "lift" is just "anything with a DC less than 50", which gives you absolutely no details about what your upper weight limit is because the DC charts for skills go fucking weird past 20, however the encumberance rules show that it's supposed to be sort of vaguely exponential but the exponent is very small, so someone with 30 STR can only carry upto 1600lbs or 0.8 tons, but can conversely carry 0.2 tons or 532lbs of gear without feeling it.

>> No.49420871

An oversized yo-yo

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>> No.49420982

Halberd. The best all-round weapon.

>> No.49420998

She would have 26 STR.

>> No.49421009


Sparkles of sheer manliness.

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>> No.49421190

Tony Jaa's "Where's My Dragon?"

>> No.49421226

Damnit, beatme to it.

>> No.49421481

>0 of 0

That's surprising. If you could get your hands on a bow that's strong enough (but can still flex) and some arrows that are sturdy enough, then at 30 strength you could impale a dragon through a stone wall. Probably.

>> No.49421553
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You. You I like.

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A log.

>> No.49421714


Like so?

>> No.49421782

Real world physics or dnd abstractions? If real world I use a standard poleaxe or halberd, I should now be able to accelerate it to the point where I cleave people in two.
DnD: Really fucking big sword.

>> No.49421817

I haven't ever played 5e or 3/3.5, but I seem to recall that being the rule of thumb in 2e, which is the only D&D I've ever played, and a general guidelines for SW saga edition.

>> No.49421870

The fucking moon.

>> No.49421906

>Not having your fists enchanted by a wizard

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Rebars, doors, chairs, people, carts, ponies, bricks, fistfulls of coins, severed limbs, conventional weapons intentionally held by the wrong end, small trees, boulders, fish, you get the idea.

>> No.49422015

>Not noticing a muscle wizard
>He casts fist
You're fucked.

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Then i will make them magical.

>> No.49422439

I think you might have those two in reverse.

>> No.49422488

The axe I've used all along, because fuck you pansy noblemen and your swords.

>> No.49422500

The other party members. More treasure for me.

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>> No.49422563


Rapier, cause I'm going grappling Rogue. An extra +5 per attack is pretty but a +14 to grappling at lvl 1 that grows to a +22 at lvl is prettier, especially when Reliable Talent kicks in to ensure a 28 minimum to get away and when I get 1 automatic 42 a day at 20. They will *not* be leaving until I'm done stabbing them.

>> No.49422692


It's the literal maximum for the game. WotC has an internal policy that caps all attributes ever at 30. You would be at worst tied for the strongest creature to ever exist.

>> No.49422761

Another person.

>> No.49422765

Haha, no. More like

>> No.49423288

A literal train

>> No.49423450

Big slab of rock. Handle optional, but preferred.

>> No.49423540

nun chucks made from white dragon balls is the only answer

>> No.49423555

Why not just chuck nuns?

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>> No.49423717

An olympic barbell

>> No.49423738

An oversized Pizza cutter

>> No.49423748

I'm really curious of how it would feel to swing that thing. It must be tremendously rigid

>> No.49423852


No, what you want to do is hold onto one nun but then attach, via a chain or rope or something, another nun that acts as a flail.

That way you always have at least one nun in a hand at all times, which is much less wasteful than throwing them at people.

>> No.49423869

Cassowary on a harness leash

>> No.49423928

What if the cassowary has 32 Str?

>> No.49423941

run to the hills

>> No.49423951
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True-grit a pair of these fuckers (SSJ .950 JDJ)

For close combat, The Dragonslayer

>> No.49423990
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I'd let her grind and eat my bones, if you know what I mean.

>> No.49424012

A ballista.

Or a narwhal.

>> No.49424024
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Huge fuckin axe

>> No.49424290

A Guts/Cloud sword obviously

>> No.49424302

>if you know what I mean.
She'll pulverize them how you want it, but she's still gonna use them to make her bread, and no, that's not a euphemism

>> No.49424392
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A really really big jack knife.

>> No.49424408

Objectively worse than a huge fuckin' sword, but it gets points for style.

>> No.49424426

That's a bit violent....

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>> No.49424540

30 - 4 STR :^)

>> No.49424751

ten rope-darts

>> No.49424809

Any muscle-powered projectile weapon, really. Javelin, thrown hatchet, discus, what have you.

Even a slingshot.
Let me show you its FEATURES.

>> No.49424814

I wish there was more fanart of Old Axe Armor. She's a good waifu.

>> No.49424889
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A fancy pillar.

>> No.49424985
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Larger version of same.

>> No.49425034

The biggest fucking brick I can find.

>> No.49425074
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>All You Need Is Slay

I would use a really fucking strong bow.

>> No.49425087

>mfw Durarara was just a superhero show except nobody except Hollywood ever made fancy disguises or went crime-fighting

>> No.49425094

>>49425074 this

>> No.49425132
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Yeah, pretty much. Complete with catchy tune.

>> No.49425146

>no rabbits

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>> No.49425182

Chromatic aberration is a blight.

>> No.49425252

Shit, man, probably a small building or something. 30STR is some Tarrasque shit.

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>> No.49425349

Whatever/whoever happens to be nearby.
A giant ass-fuck sword.
>But fists aren't magic
nigga i have 30 str now, clearly there's some magic involved.

>> No.49425368

unf.. idk why but this hits all the right notes for me.

>> No.49425372
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>The fairy character has 30 strength AFTER minuses for size

>> No.49425381

A Rapier made of bullshit hyper dense magic metal that weighs a shitload.

>> No.49425435

Darts Marbles and Lawn darts.
Throwing them.
that's it.

>> No.49425450
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It is time.

>> No.49425466

I once played a Half-Ogre with 52 Strength in 3.5e.

Boulders are some pretty powerful weapons, man.

>> No.49425476


I'm either really strong, really weak, average, or cheating...

So any weapon I like?

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>> No.49425513

Run for your life~

>> No.49425531

Cannonballs. Throw 'em like a shot put, or if I can find something that can support them use them in a sling.

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I'd pick something that doesn't run out of ammunition.

>> No.49425612

Unfortunately for you Smough's hammer has a strength requirement of 40.

>> No.49425687
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If a weapon ain't got kick, it just ain't worth it.

>> No.49425723
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Shot put balls.

>> No.49425751

If you two hand it it's only 36-ish

>> No.49425887
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Armor and a big fucking sword pls

>> No.49425890
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This is all you need right here. Good job, /tg/.

>> No.49425945

I see cannon, but I DON'T SEE STAKE DRIVER.

>> No.49425972

I beat my enemies to death with each other.

>> No.49425982

Copy that.

>> No.49426024

A campaign where your group is hired to help a legendary hero with simple tasks, such as gardening, cooking, because he's too strong. He tries to flip the egg on the other side, he tosses the pan into the air and it breaks his roof... again.

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This thread isn't FRESH enough.

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If Beowulf has taught me anything, it's that at this point I'm stronger than pretty much any weapon I'll most likely find or can afford, so I'll just punch the shit out of shit.

At least until I can find enough adamantine to forge my big-ass sword which can double as a tower shield.

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I'm a sucker for impossibly huge warhammers.

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>system of choice is GURPS
using both of my hands i can wield a rabinet cannon or a swivel-gun and direct-fire it at enemies
that sounds pretty rad.
i could also just buy a REALLY HUGE CLUB, the kind of club wielded by a man who is 15' tall, the kind of club that weighs nearly 20lbs.
or a big fucking cleaver, if i can find one in the books. cleavers make me hard.

if i were playing a modern campaign, 30ST would permit me to carry something along the lines of the watervliet M40 recoilless rifle, and fire it from both hands without penalty.

.. actually, the stats in GURPS High-Tech seemed to have goofed, they only have the M modifier (standard configuration is a mount - ignores the ST requirement when firing from its mount) and not the two-hand requirement listed for artillery, so it might actually be entirely possible to wield that motherfucker in ONE hand the moment you hit 24ST. metal as fuck, and you could potentially dual-wield them.
also: LT89, and HT140 for stats, club is a '''''light''''' club scaled up using LT2's weapon scaling rules - there's probably better to use, though!

try GUN

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I just pick somebody up and use him to beat the shit out of his mates.

>> No.49427133

Whichever enemy i can grab first

>> No.49427134

Something like a Harlberd or naginata or a glaive or one of those absurd chinese monk "shovels" Rather than trying to focus on how big my overkill can be, just leverage my extra strength into maintaining servicable speed and power over a greater range. That or make myself some kind of impossibly powerful bow.

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big ol cannon

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Great answers and taste right here

Also pic related

>> No.49427186

30 STR in what system?
D&D that's about 1,600 pounds.
Hero System that's about 1,600 KGs
Mutants and Masterminds 30 STR is equal to 25,000,000 tons.

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>the bowstring is a chain

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>he thinks bowstrings should be flexible

>> No.49427682

Have you ever even held a chain before? They're not the most uniform object to be shooting projectiles off of.

>> No.49427733

Not the lightest either.

>> No.49427737

That young lady is a professional. She definitely knows how many links are in her bowchain and which one to nock the halberd in.

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>> No.49427872

Again. Have you ever held a chain before? The links on the chains often rotate to the slightest touch, never mind one yanked on with enough pressure to bend solid metal bows (and not the chain links themselves?$.

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>> No.49427922

You don't knock a two-handed front-heavy polearm in ANY kind of bow if you expect it to fly straight in any fashion whatsoever. Look up why an arrow works instead of just using small axes as arrows.

>> No.49428143

Guess what it does to man-sized targets.

>> No.49428209

88mm cannon. Because fuck your bullet proof glass, this is artillery.

>> No.49428305

I guess I would probably stick a pair of anvils to some chain and go ham.

>> No.49428545

Yes, yes, a woman couldn't be that skilled, I know. Please keep your hate off 4chan, we're a website of peace.

>> No.49428561

Lance. That way it's supposed to break when I hit things.

>> No.49428608
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I can finally stop having backaches now!

>> No.49428647
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A sling.Just think about it for a second.

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Big chunky iron cleaver-whip

>> No.49428685

You can thanks to the weapon master's book.

>Focused Weapon (Ex): The fighter selects one weapon for which he has Weapon Focus and that belongs to the associated fighter weapon group. The fighter can deal damage with this weapon based on the damage of the warpriest’s sacred weaponACG class feature, treating his fighter level as his warpriest level. The fighter must have Weapon Focus with the selected weapon in order to choose this option.

My fists are my weapon.

>> No.49428737

Nah man, full Daedric or Nightengale.

>> No.49428742

Focused Weapon doesn't give you the power to make your weapons magical like the Warpriest can; it just gives you the damage dice of a sacred weapon.

>> No.49428745

I take the Lost Tradition feat to switch my casting stat from INT to STR and become a true Muscle Wizard

>> No.49428771

In D&D land, that's not even that special.

+15 Damage doesn't make your shit unsurvivable.

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God, I love spycraft.

>> No.49428781
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Needs an anime/porn.

>> No.49428798

You see, Achish, if you have sling yourself, you cannot lose to shephard boys.

>> No.49429015

Much like muh dick

>> No.49429058

>Have an insane STR
>Max carry load is like 1000 pounds
>DM rules I can only use medium weapons
>Doesn't care that I can easily carry them
>States they would break the game
>Allows the wizard to do whatever crazy shit he wants because "magic"

>> No.49429094

>six hours until someone made that joke

I'm disappointed, /tg/

>> No.49429133

Underrated post

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>> No.49429153

Well it has a Tom Cruise movie

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Sommat like this I rekon

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>> No.49429233
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This dude gets it

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>> No.49429243
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I swing around the coffin of my primordial titan ancestor

>> No.49429345

A red oak tree.

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> Needing weapons when you have overwhelming strength

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That's like her raison d'être.

>> No.49429605

>nobody will love my rpg related wolf husbando

I think that's for the best

>> No.49429683

You mean a Tom Cruise movie was loosely based on it.

>> No.49429882

I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin, increasing its weight and power.

>> No.49430054

Krod have no tools, but those boards know better than to not be a crow's nest.

>> No.49430068

Dragonslayer Greatbow?

>> No.49430103

>I missed.

>> No.49430130

..Is shit because of its slow fire rate. AGB is god-tier

>> No.49430169

My hands. Any weapon I use would degrade really quickly and if I jab with my fingers it'd be kinda like using a sword. All that force and only the contact point of my knuckles/fingers

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Being able to shoot tree trunks is nice tho

>> No.49430306

Doesn't leave much to the imagination, or really leave anything at all.

>> No.49430346

This pic is great in so many ways.

>> No.49430356

I use another person to hit other people with

>> No.49430382

Who, anon?

>> No.49430418

The thumbnail makes me think of FFT.

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>> No.49431411
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Dead overkilled to 1000 is still just dead, but at the end of the day none of you will have a beach umbrella.

>> No.49431467

10/10 top tier taste.

Good luck in your loops, anon

>> No.49431521

Their fellow man, as nothing is so demoralizing as killing a motherfucker with another motherfucker to the enemy near you. Also, they make great projectile weapons because if you miss, someone gets hurt anyway.

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>> No.49431582

Go the Goblin Slayer route and use whatever's most viable in the current situation.

>smashing a giant's ankles to pieces with a huge fuck-off log

>> No.49431610

>nobody made an 800 pound gorilla joke
I am disappoint

>> No.49431627

Gun-axe. One side is shooty, other side is supa-choppy.

>> No.49431630
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I got one big bad in the story with 50 ST, just uses his fists to rip shit apart, or sometimes a huge length of chain, dude is 10 feet tall of goddamn murder

Another is a rare-playing guest star PC with a ST of 25, and they stand to quantum leap well higher. They use a battering ram like a shield. Knock shit through walls.

And another set of PCs are quickly peaking to 20 before being able to push past that. Most sling around basic weapons. Some have exotic backups. Goddamn the whole party is freaking SWOLE.

>> No.49431805

Isn't this the gun that has an entire "Rich-people Sport" surrounding it? It literally cannot be fired by a human being without being essentially bolted to a surface, or it breaks your goddamn shoulder.

>> No.49431860

Didn't the MC use this gun to shoot nukes out of the stratosphere mid-flight?

>> No.49432032

That is straight up fucking horrifying, and I get the feeling this isn't supposed to be.

>> No.49432086

I would dual wield earthbreakers. Shit, i love those spiky hammers so much :3

>> No.49432125

>not using blunt weapons made from plutonium-238

>> No.49432185

White witch/paladin ?

>> No.49432207

My wife's son.

>> No.49432269

No she's supposed to be disturbing. Not that I've watched it, but the crazy bitch gets posted oft enough.

>> No.49432328

Come on man, you only need 16 Strength to two-hand it. Next time you'll be telling me you put points into Dex, you fucking casual.

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Enchanted gauntlets passed down from generations that split the earth with a touch

>> No.49432354

Harpoon, so I can get 1.5x Str mod for throwing with both hands, 2x returns from power throws, and do all my damage twice when my RETURNING harpoon rips and tears its way back out of my opponent.

>> No.49432360

What system is that in? Sounds like 3.5, but I don't remember two hand strength bonus on thrown weapons.

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A giant cross

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Simple geometry.

>> No.49432477

Honestly? Whatever happens to be within reach.
Knives, screwdrivers, bottles, saws, branches, spare tires, pieces of roofing material, logs, benches, grand pianos, ship hawsers, brick walls, limbs I've ripped off from my enemies, heads at the ends of spines...

I'm not picky.

>> No.49432568

Isn't 18 strength already legendary? With 30 I'd probably throw asteroids at people.

>> No.49432586

Its the high end of the base stats, but i wouldn't call it legendary.

With different races, permanent boosts, etc etc, getting into the high 20's is certainly probable. 30 is pretty high though.

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This, unless it's a fantasy setting

>> No.49432962


Still counts.

>> No.49433086

Goddamnit Tsutomu Nihei, why you gotta make muzzle flash porn a thing?

>> No.49433097

That's what the mustache is for.

>> No.49433138

I've seen bigger with less strength not giving a girl TOO many problems... She was more frustrated how they kept getting in the way than anything.

Still, I like this answer. The idea of a girl getting hella strong and mostly just being happy mundane shit is easier now is kinda my happy place.

Okay, this is the best answer. More systems need to do brawlers as viable. There's something extremely manly about facing down enemy hordes with nothing but your bare fists, without having to be a kung-fu monk or frothing barbarian about it.

>> No.49433309

Is this some kind of Eva knockoff?

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You do need serious STR to manage this baby.

>> No.49434423

30 is not even close to asteroid throwing strong, assuming D&D 3E because /tg/ loves to hate it.
You would only be rolling 1d20+10 before buffs on a straight STR check. It would still be possible, though improbable, to fail the default DC of 15 if you couldn't take 10. Also, the damage you deal with melee attacks from your STR modifier would be minuscule compared to the potential damage of Power Attack and how fast enemy HP scales with level.
On the positive side, you would be past the threshold of strength where having proficiency with improvised weapons would be worth a feat, as opposed to Monkey Grip which is a trap option.

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In terms of physical strength, do you have to the speed to back it up when it comes to battle smaller more agile monsters or opponents? I mean I don't know about you, but when I think of having 30+ strength I want to be able to be like pic related, super strong and fast wielding some sort of club made of a material that is capable of surviving my strength

>> No.49435042

>assuming D&D 3E because /tg/ loves to hate it.

Please don't treat those autists seriously, and don't try to say they are anything more than a handful of bitter trolls.

>> No.49435221

Wouldn't the Ice fairy Greatsword reinforced +1 shoot the wielder?
I mean, I could see that spreading fear to enemies, but still...

>> No.49435313

Low int.

>> No.49435357


You momma.

Because even with dat strength, she still a heavy load an needs to be wielded two handed.

Seriously, TG? No your momma jokes? You dun fuk up.

>> No.49435437


But Yo Momma is so fat she makes Monkey Grip a useful feat to take if you want to weild her as a weapon.

>> No.49435466

According to the video, 277 foot pounds of recoil. That's like firing five hard-kicking shotguns at once.

>> No.49435505

Assuming 3.X, 18 is pinnacle human, and 30 is average fire giant. So you could throw a 20-25 lb. rock pretty comfortably, but not an asteroid.

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I will lug around a cannon. I will hipfire that cannon.

>> No.49435612

Patrician taste

>> No.49435627
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A sawn-off Lahti L-39. Aww yeah.

>> No.49435729

>In terms of physical strength, do you have to the speed to back it up when it comes to battle smaller more agile monsters or opponents?
Yes; unless you are cartoonishly bulked up, you'll be fast as well.

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>using a weapon that doesn't scale on a str build
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>> No.49435949


ah thats my favourite gun in ever

blame! was great

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My penis.

At 30 Strength it will penetrate even Dragon-hide.

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Its love.

>> No.49436596

So, I'm going to go by 3.5.

Go with a light load so you can throw the weapon in question if need be. 30 strength sets your light load as 532 pounds. This is nice and all, as it lets you beat dudes over the head with most furniture. Natural Heavyweight doubles your carrying capacity, making your light load 1064. This allows you to use horses as bludgeoning weapons. Of course, for a more efficient route, you'll want spells and magic items that increase your carrying capacity. Using these and a few templates, I got a character up to the point where he used a pirate ship as a blunt instrument for 1533d6 damage.

>> No.49436711

This guy gets it.

>> No.49436792

No amount of skill would make that bow function.

>> No.49437026



Man, fuck that movie. So terrible.

>> No.49438809
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PKM with more ammo than a normal person could carry in a backpack.

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I cast enlarge person on the fairy for the lulz

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>> No.49440103

Actually, this is legit a good fucking answer. The sling is simple, you can use damn near anything as ammo, and in a pinch you can use it like a flail in CQC to beat people to death. Sure, it'll take some time to get good, but holy fuck if it wouldn't be boss as fuck to sling god damn bowling balls at people or some shit.

>> No.49440233

mah nigga

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Totem Pole

>> No.49443791

Nigga that spear is DEX/FTH

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I hope you are ready for maritime puns

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I'd actually use one of these.

>> No.49446627

>Spear always win Ivan. ALWAYS.

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My nigger!

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