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How would you make a bellicose matriarchal society into the villains of your campaign?

>> No.48961404

Make them black elves.

>> No.48961633

>>48961404

This. Just use Drow, Drizzt be damned!

>> No.48961775

>>48961404
Accurate. Drow are excellent.

>> No.48961821

I'd put down my copy of the latest Nice Guys & Red Pills magazine, take a nice walk, and begin seriously confronting my bitterness toward and fear of women.

>> No.48961858

>>48961389
Either make them drow, or some sort of alien hivemind, or have them being a matriarchal society factor in as only a detail to what they are culturally rather than why they're the bad guys.

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>>48961389
Make them real.

>> No.48961882

>>48961821
My bitterness toward and hatred of women is just part of my bitterness toward and hatred of all humanity.

>> No.48961900

just make them women

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>>48961878

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>>48961904
>>48961900
This

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>>48961919

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>>48961936

>> No.48962967

>>48961878
>>48961904
>>48961919
>>48961936
>>48961967
That was neat, anyone knows brazilian?

>> No.48963085

>>48961389
just have them exist and have the party of mostly dudes be somewhere near them. It wall all fall into place over time.

>> No.48963086

>>48962967
No mostly because that isn't a real language.

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>>48961389
You know how other campaigns have factions out to wreck people's shit and take their stuff. This is in no way different.

But be sure to include man-napping

>> No.48963762

>>48962967
>>48963086
REKT

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>>48963632
Lots of man-napping

>> No.48963923
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48963923

These, but the GOAT pre wargame fluff

>> No.48964844

>>48963894
>Beastmen Ungor Orgins

>> No.48965510

>>48963894
man-napping amazons are best

>> No.48965597
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>>48961389
"Matriarchal" just means women are in charge, not that they actually fucking do something. It'd probably be a horribly mismanaged empire that sends men to their deaths by the thousands while at the same time telling them they're privileged for being able to "choose" death for the empire while women aren't allowed to. But at the same time, they'd also block any law that could in the slightest harm women.

In other words, men aren't marginalized or made housewives, they're made second class citizens who only live to serve.

>> No.48965696

>>48961821
That didnt take long for the obligatory MUH SOGGY KNEES-post by some goony beard man.

>> No.48965759

>>48965597
What was her name, anon? What was the name of the person who broke your heart that caused you to feel this way?

There's no need to lie, anon. No one's judging here

>> No.48965781

>>48961389
i dont even know what bellicose means

>> No.48965816

>>48965759
Toni
bitch broke up with me on my 13th birthday

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>>48963894
>That shepherd
>He'd probably resist until the very end
>That would only make his new wife even wetter
>It'd probably take months, if not years, to thoroughly break him in and make him a proper househusband

>> No.48965850

>>48965816
I'm sorry she did that to you anon. You'll find someone else someday

>> No.48965855

I suspect this is a troll thread but what the fuck ever.

The process is almost identical for making any other villain type but the details are a little different.

Since Matriarchies are run like fucking shit in real life you might just find it easier to reskin different parts of historical men and depending on the flavor of what you're doing you'll have to suspend a lot of physical realism, which is ok. If you wanna just make an entire society modeled after Naga the Serpent and annoy the shit out of your players with the laugh that you hear when you die, that works. But more often than not SOME twat will end up bitching about it from either the stupid hat or the stupid hair camps.

I made up for this by trying to make them believable in character so I don't have to worry about believability in terms of so many facts and statistics and shit. In general:

>What makes villains interesting is their humanity. Giving the society a network of alliances makes them both more dangerous and more believable. The Iroquois confederation did this shit for hundreds of years, using its alliances to gang up on tribes that didn't do what they wanted. Incidentally, the drow do this except they use slavery. The Amerindians also kept slaves, but not fighting ones. The first Mamluk sultan was a woman, she wasn't even remotely powerful as her position was only to secure legitimacy to the Mamluk usurpers, but nevertheless, they were highly elite military slaves, and she (I don't remember her name of the top of my head) did institute some policy so that can give you inspiration. Either way, slavery is a good strength for any villain, cuz hey, free labor.

>If you're going to go to the trouble to make a society of bad bitches you need to flesh out their weaknesses in character because -4STR only affects the physical. What pisses these women off? What are they willing to make war on whoever over?

next post

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>>48965850
It's fine I've gone gay so I have to deal with women even less.

>> No.48965873

>>48965868
I envy you. I wish I could just "go gay".

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>>48963894
>>48965837
Never seen this particular image, but if I am recognizing that artist, he does some good stuff, but I've never seen any outright porn by him. And he also does a ton of really /really/ bad prose for most of his art. He clearly doesn't speak English as a first language. Not to mention that the story itself is usually terrible and his characters suck.

He draws some damn cute and kinky elves though.

>> No.48965904

>>48965873
I'm not 100% Lucy Lawless or Emma Stone really get me going.

I wish I could shapeshift so I could get all of the men, perfectly fitting to their preference. After all I'm still me regardless of what I look like on the outside.

>> No.48965908

>>48965597
Did you ever hear about that Dutch series of the Survivor show where they split the group into an island of men and an island of women? The results were hilarious.

>> No.48965917

>>48961389
>bellicose
there you have it. I'd make them warmongers and call it a day.

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>>48965855
>Any feminist talking point is an easy enough foundation for what draws their ire. Male artists draw naked women with swords and people play crude board games with these pictures? Insulting. It's a cold region? Obviously the environmental conditioning is sexist because it's too cold for their jumpers. [pic related]

>What are their insecurities? Bellicose societies perceive slights in fucking everything, but this is something different. You need a good berserk button with any villain. What I learned from negging is that everyone has a point of no return when it comes to being insulted. You need to establish that point in your society. I used to do this shit for kicks when I would start to go down on my ex GF where I would stop for a moment and kind of reel my head back and wince like I smelled something really bad. Girls get really fucking upset when give any indication that their pussy stinks. Try that. Maybe the society is conscious of vaginal stank and has a stockpile of perfumes. Your adventurers now have something to hold against them, and an insult that will guarantee they go completely apeshit on them.

>For personal motivation, it's good to consider that matriarchies are very often poor. This gives them a reason to attack their neighbors and others in general. Make this goal distinct. Put something they really want in the town the party is staying in. Old spice pussy deoderant, man, I don't know. But make it something difficult. Then think up a creative way to get it. That's their tactical plan.


cont

>> No.48965940

>>48965908
I know, though to play the devil's advocate "reality" tv is staged 11/10 times.

>> No.48965945

>>48962967
>How many is a brazilian?

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>>48965918

>Naturally there needs to be something more dangerous in store for the party than dancing at the end of a rope tied to their dicks. I'm of a mind that ever since I played the Deception games is that chicks dig traps. I feel like it just works, flavor-wise in this scenario. You use the slave labor to set up the traps and you activate them from a safe location. Low-risk fighting that will piss the party off to no end.

>The pussy is kind of the elephant in the room in these scenarios, you'll need to acknowledge it at some point. Really up to you how to handle it. Maybe the head Amazonia Demigoddess Valley Gurl of the tribe wants to put stuff in the adventurer's anuses, maybe she's gonna keep all their cum in jars for an art project I don't know man. Use your imagination.

>Oh and any villain should have a repertoire of catch phrases. Really fucking worthless snark I find to be a good fit.

>> No.48966190

>>48961389
They same way I use Hogoblins.
They appear and start killing everything they don't enslave because they're not from their bellicose matriarchal society.

>> No.48966230

>>48965908
was funny as shit how the man just did stuff and the women where talking about how to do stuff.

even more funny was the time when you had a full male island with 1 female and an island with full female and 1 male.

in this case both islands turned to shit.

>>48965940
at the time this show was pretty much letting them handle it.

>> No.48966297

>>48966230
Holy shit no, you need to Google Samantha Brick and her "All Women" company. That was fucking hilarious.

I have to say, I do believe a lot of the issues regarding women in business and such come from how they're socialized. But the other truth is that a lot of the socialization men get that makes them better at business really fucking sucks and is unpleasant, so I don't really see a lot of Feminist groups promoting the changes needed on a large scale.

Instead, they're constantly trying to change how businesses work. And then being shocked that it fails. Because business doesn't have an arbitrary way it "should" work, it either does or you go out of business.

I digress here a bit, but that's part of the reason why so few truly successful women identify as Feminists - unless they're making money off of the association.

>> No.48966338

>>48966297
i read that a year ago. all i got from it was that she is a terrible boss and no company would have worked out. she just didnt tell any of her employees they could not come late or do any of the shit they where doing.

she literally did not act as a boss. and her employees just walked all over her.

>> No.48966355

>>48966039
just go monstergirl style.

all women/amazons/lamia. are just twice as strong as the average male in their village.

>> No.48966377

Would rape be a valid form of interrogation on female warriors?

>> No.48966390

>>48966338
Despite her successful career prior to that in management? Just gonna ignore that part of it? Or the whole "inter-office fighting was intolerable"?

Have you ever worked in a professional company in management, anon? Women CAN be fucking horrible and it's always an extra concern when hiring. I can't fucking imagine dealing with an entire office of women, handling the secretaries was bad enough and honestly best done by staying out of their retarded drama and firing anyone who made it too bad. The women within the rest of the company, in a mixed environment? Fucking fine. No problems at all like that.

I'm not claiming to know the cause, but the observable effect of having a group only of women is a shit ton of drama.

>> No.48966397

>>48966377
its on male as well so i dont see why not ?

>> No.48966400

>>48966397
No I mean just female. Because you know, the OP's question.

>> No.48966433

>>48963894
How do you not notice people sneaking up on you on a wide plane?
They'd have to have appeared on the horizon 20 minutes ago or something.

>> No.48966711

>>48966433
It's actually consensual fetish play. Seriously she does this like twice a week.

>> No.48966718

>>48965837
Those women are probably just going to murder him.

>> No.48966752

>>48965904
by "get" do you mean fuck or kill?

>> No.48966780

>>48966752
Fuck, always.
Unless I had to kill people to use my power then I would do both.

>> No.48966797

>>48966780
>wants to fuck all men
>willing to kill every man to fuck all men

you're my kind of slut anon

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>>48966355
Oh my.

>> No.48966934

>>48966797
It's a hard life falling in love with almost every man you meet.

>> No.48966951

>>48966934
well good luck anon, hope you find someone/s who can make you happy and dont mind sharing

>> No.48967060

>>48961389
Use drow or make a sorcerrer queen called Hillary Clinton.

>> No.48967080 [DELETED] 

>>48963632
>>48963894
What do me taking naps have to do with anything?

>> No.48967090

>>48963632
>>48963894
What do men taking naps have to do with anything?

>> No.48967133

>>48967090
oh anon

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>>48967090
Nothing. It's pretty safe for men to sleep near the Amazonian borders.

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>>48967152
>Swadian colouring book

>> No.48967199

>>48967152
Why is Undertale fish girl there? Why is one one of the knights a tumblr feminist with a sidecut? I do not understand

>> No.48967219

>>48963894
Look at this bitch-ass motherfucker.
Just look at him, look at his eyes, look at his smug and cocky, yet bored and annoyed facial expression.

He's all like "Not this shit again".
He knows those black horned women are behind him. He knows he can take those bitches.

Those black sheep aren't sneaking up on him. He is letting them approach him, because he is too fucking lazy to even fucking turn around and approach them himself.

Just look at him.
I'm bet he's thinking something along the line of:
>I want to take a fucking nap.
>Why are these black bitches trying to sneak around me? Oh well, as long as they don't try to steal my sheep.
>It's fucking cold and wet. I hate foggy weather.
>I wish I was in my warm barn, plowing one of my sheep.

This motherfucker? I'd trust him with my sheep.

>> No.48967227

>>48961389
>bellicose
They are waging wars against peacful kingdom. Done.

>> No.48967231

>>48967219
>Letting another man fuck your sheep
Poor show, cuckold

>> No.48967239

>>48967231
New Zealand please calm the fuck down

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>>48961389
Fuck the Amazons.

RULE, BRITANNIA!

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>>48961389
The same way you make any other "bellicose" villains for your campaign? Just make them women.

>> No.48967322

>>48967231
They are here just for the husbandos, anon. You should aways keep a virgin farm boy near your farm. Just in case.

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>>48967322
Forgot pic.

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A society of religious warrior-women, by their standards they can't be considered real warrior or real women until they've had a daughter of their own.

Their coming-of-age ritual consists of venturing outside into unconquered territory, choosing a mate, subduing and capturing him, and bringing back home to bear his child. If the child is a boy the man is free to go and the baby is sacrificed on the altar to their goddess, if they baby is a girl she gains her new status and the man is permanently bonded to her.

A woman is judged based of her capabilities as a warrior, the number of daughters she's had, and her choice of mate. Out there on the battlefields when not fighting they show each other baby pictures and shit-talk each other's husbands.

>> No.48968220

>>48966433
He's nearsighted, each time he looks their direction they get down on all fours and he can't tell the difference between his sheep and their wool cloaks

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>>48967242
I'll just leave this here

>> No.48968895

I would have an average fantasy society, but have he king be a queen who does all the normal king shit. Maybe put in a few extra female advisers and guards. Then I would pitch the setting to /tg/ and wait for the reeeing.

>> No.48968940

>>48961389

>matriarchal
>society

Honestly, it'll collapse in days. Just look at Sweden.

>> No.48969023

>>48961389
They already sound like villains

>> No.48969628

>>48961967
>>48961936
Post the rest.

>> No.48969639

>>48961389
can't.

they're already the protagonists.

>> No.48969685

>>48967199
It's an undercut, aka the Hitler Youth haircut. You people like nazis, don't you?

>> No.48969698

Report tumblr posters
Hide tumblr threads
Ignore tumblr posts

>> No.48969764

>>48961389
Make setting
Make matriarchal society
Make other societies
Pit the party against the matriarchal society
????
No amazon fetishes though

>> No.48969802

>>48967976
I don't think this system is sustainable in the end. The neighbouring tribes probably have tons of pikes decorated with the heads of those who failed to capture the mate.

Also this system actually encourages most women to steal only the easiest man-prey - can't be good for tribe genetics in the long run.

>> No.48969814

>>48969764
>no amazon fetishes

But that's the only thing "matriarchal" societies are good for. They don't work as regular cultures because that's not how humans work biologically. Their only purpose is magic realm shit where reality doesn't matter and the rules are made up.

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>>48961389

All actual historical matriarchal societies have been pretty damn awful, so there's really not much to villify further...

>> No.48969852

Women can't build or uphold societies. Go back to your tumblr cuckhole.

>> No.48969879

>>48965908
We actually have a few examples of matriarcnal societies in real life, though as >>48965597
Pointed out that just means women are in charge. Beyond that, the gender roes were pretty much the same. They never really amounted to much, are all generally poor by the standards of those around them, and are dying out as their members leave to join the large societies of the countries thy exist in.

>> No.48969922

>>48969879
Such is the fate of the feminist delusion... born from inferior brains and destined for a life of self-inflicted suffering and irrelevance. Truly pathetic and worthless. Making them the villains of your campaign would be needlessly cruel and dull for your players. What would they be fighting? Half-starved hags with shit covered sticks and an ego the size of a mountain?

>> No.48970055

>>48969802
If she's too shit to pass the test then she didn't deserve to be one of them in the first place.
And if she settles for a farmboy then she'll be fighting in the frontline.

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>>48969922

That's some edge you've got there junior, be careful not to cut yourself

>> No.48970079

>>48968721
Wow the Brexit even made Captain Britain quit.

>> No.48970117

>>48969922
Here's your (you)

>> No.48970200

>>48961389
They're aggressively doing something we don't want them to do, so we have to stop them.

>> No.48970503

>>48963894
>>48965890

His art is alright but FUCK

If you have a slave fetish the Mexican has some good shit humans,elfs,amazons

>> No.48970994

>>48966355
But femdom is shit

>> No.48971276

>>48970994
this entire thread is femdom why the fuck are you here.

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Just use Drow

In all honesty the only real way for a matriarchy to not get completely raped in every sense of the word by surrounding nations is to have a Goddess backing up the the Matriarchs or tech like five centuries ahead of everyone else

>> No.48972585

>>48971749
I don't like Drow

>> No.48972883

>>48971749
You forget female drow are on average a head taller than males and have 30% more lean body mass.

>> No.48972945

>>48972883
I've heard that Drow men are shorter, but I never really imagined it was that drastic

>> No.48972992

>>48965868
What a fucking piece of shit you are.
Going gay? That's garbage, you should have manned up and made her jealous with another hotter girl with a non-androgynous name.

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>>48972992
She moved to Missouri two weeks later?
I dated a few girls after her.
Later she decided not to grow up and be a anime/tumblr fan girl
and her taste is shit

>> No.48973153

You could just import Tumblr whole, really.

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>>48965696
>nods respectfully

>> No.48973190

>>48971749
Hilariously, the drow canonically have both, they're just too paranoid and self sabotaging to put their tech to use, (The one exception is why you can have a latex clad dark elf in a fantasy setting)

>> No.48973237

>>48973102
>and her taste is shit
Well then, I wholeheartedly approve of your decision to turn gay then.
Suffer not a shit taste to exist.

>> No.48973790

>>48961389
well what wondys doing right there is a good start and then there's all the other stuff she did.
Mera did not deserve that

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>>48969628

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>>48973796

>> No.48973849

>>48963632
>man-napping
Magical realm identified.

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>>48973828

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>>48973864

>> No.48973916

>>48963632
>>48963894
>>48973849
>TFW your setting doesn't have Mongolian horde tier amazon raider who periodically tear through the land, burning, pillaging, and man-napping as they go

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>>48973900

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>all this weird brazilian femdom comic shit

what the fuck is going on in here

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>>48973923

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48974034

>>48973977
"As a visual aid when I was developing a series of books about the early days of a fictional Amazon civilization established on Brazil's central region, I've made many drawings depicting the characters and their environment. Here we have the perverse Sappho, the youngest of all daughters of Queen Artemis, raping a girl under the very eyes of her own mother who is being kept at bay by two of Sappho's minions."

>> No.48974068

>>48974034

I am really interested in this. This liKe a full comic do the conquistadors go full Aztec on their asses?

>> No.48974151

>>48971749
>In all honesty the only real way for a matriarchy to not get completely raped in every sense of the word by surrounding nations is to have a Goddess backing up the the Matriarchs or tech like five centuries ahead of everyone else

Right, because the moment a diplomatic delegation sits down to meet any nation they immediately go all "Hurr durr, you have vagina must rape."

Women may come up short physically compared to men, but they make perfectly capable leaders. Women in today's society have grown fat off years of being pampered and having men do 95% of shit jobs and I can see arguments for why them leading a nation would end terribly, but a culture that's been forcing women to positions of power is going to breed some pretty bad ass women managing it. Basically it will become a society of traps and bulldykes, look at the sexual dimorphism of any female dominated species, and just apply that to a race of people.

Also, this is a fantasy setting, they could also have..
>An army that's strong for another reason than tech, such as magic, tactics, numbers, etc.
>A culture that centers around forcing the men to fight and do the laborious tasks under their female overseers instead of musclegirls doing all the work
>A particularly powerful Matriarch at say, magic, tactics, subversion etc.
>Intense diplomatic manipulation to put a swathe of smaller noble and leaders under your thumb, keeping an iron grip on them by fostering petty infighting to strengthen the nation as a whole

There's plenty of ways to make a functional matriarchy in fiction if you have any sort of imagination.

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>>48974068
Not full comic, still waiting for release.
>Pic related
"A coalition between stranded Spaniards and Tribal Chieftains created the Armageddon for the Amazons."

>> No.48974213
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>>48974165

>> No.48974258

ctrl-f kurd
no results

>> No.48974270
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>>48974213
"This is an image depicting the change made on page 17 of the first volume of my series of graphic novels about Amazons. The page shows the moment Orellana and his men found what they called "emblem of the Amazons". This page is still under colorization."

>> No.48974299

>>48961389
jesus christ this thread just opened the door to the most insecure group o male individuals in history of mankind.

Anyway WOTC did an exceptional work with drows, use them.

>> No.48974385

My GM made a version of American amazons they were like some warrior women wiccans they don't really actively mess around unless you go on their territory.

The campaign I would say was something like STALKER in America so we were called Rangers with different factions,mutants,anomalies,and artifacts


The amazons were basically monolith

>> No.48975358

>>48961389
This is pretty hot, where is it from?

>> No.48975433

>>48975358
flashpoint movie
wonder woman slept with aqua man theyre both really awful in this universe.
Mera found out went to confront wonder woman but lost and got her head cut off

>> No.48975596

>>48975433
It's also pretty funny because everyone is so out of character.

Like the fact that Aquaman doesn't just crush Wonder Woman's head like a grape.

>> No.48975615

>>48975596
it is considering how ridiculously buff he is in this

>> No.48975655

>>48975615
Yeah.

Considering regular Aquaman is "Sort of" buff and he can go blow to blow with Superman even in Golden Age days and this one was built like the hulk.

I chalk it up to DC not wanting Wonder Woman to ever be beaten because she's a woman.

>> No.48975692

>>48975655
she got pretty close to getting beaten then she got nuked
both of them deserved it

>> No.48975732

>>48975692
Oh yeah, Aquaman cheating on Mera is retarded.

I just assume it was Orm masquerading as Arthur.

Real Arthur is a family man and doesn't take shit from dicks.

>> No.48975771

>>48975732
yeah this universe aqua man did not have a good upbringing he's like a warlord with quite a bit of tact.
though in the movie it seems the affair may have been a moment of weakness

>> No.48975796

>>48969639
Civil War/coup d'état when?

>> No.48975798

>>48975771
Nah, I don't buy it.

Arthur cheating on Mera is like Batman having living parents.

Just doesn't work. Mera is best fish Waifu.

>> No.48975831

>>48975798
>Mera is best fish Waifu.
yes why do you think he didn't care so much about being considered a joke

and your also right about the parents thing because if they live bruce dies, and his mom and dad become joker and batman respectively

>> No.48976035

>>48973900
as a man that has never been fat, I have never had tits, but that looks uncomfortable af.

>> No.48976074

>>48961389
I'd make them disloyal, petty, manipulative, and vicious. Ya know, just like real women.

>> No.48976146

>>48975798
batman did have parents in Flash Point

Just no son

>> No.48976484

>>48974385

>Basically Monolith

Wouldnt they be like Freedom? Or hell maybe even Duty

>> No.48976549

>>48963894
>You know, I think you're taking the "wolf in sheep's clothing" thing a bit too literally.

>> No.48976624
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48976624

>>48961389
I direct you to Ching Shih.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ching_Shih
or if you please, Hojo Masako
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hōjō_Masako

Mostly you want to focus on base structures of property/title inheritance, marriage, and social veneration of motherhood in the culture. That's sort of the basis for early paleolithic societies with fertility goddesses. Once that's established work upwards towards religious and political spheres of influence. These by no means should exclude men, in fact they'd do well to include them to prevent divisiveness, but be structured to provide a basis of filtering them into supporting roles in military and governance. However the scales of control of resources and influence should be tipped to set women up to be the providers and thus give a reason to respect that power through gratitude as well as self interest. Governance 101 the golden rule: the one with the gold makes the rules. Exclusionary higher standards of education and access also help to elevate these roles above the masses.

The rulers do not need to be warriors necessarily, but be able to inspire symbolically like Joan of Arc. After all, generals rarely saw harsh combat because they're tacticians and managers of people who are better equipped to kill and die for them.

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48976658

What if... set in a more modern era, with guns?

>> No.48976817

>>48961389
A bad thing that could happen is that you will enter a magical realm, where there are harems of men in chastity cages who are forced to suck each other off

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>>48976658
>tfw you never gonna be a chasty male hero in a matriarchal society...

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>>48976658
>>48976906

Yo I got it

Okay so its Vietnam were part of a U.S. MAC SOG team assigned to gain intelligence of amazons in Vietnam.


>BITCHES IN THE WIRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNLTGgPL6V4

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>>48976977

>SOG Team heads deeper into the jungle
>Slowly venture more and more into madness as the jungle warps their minds
>It not only Amazons but other mythical beings like elves,feys, and orcs
>Run into Amazon resistance
>Make their way to main Amazon camp
>kill the head amazon and anyone who apposes
>Take control of the society and become gods to the amazons
>U.S. government sends another team up river to investigate

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>>48967330
>>48963894
>>48965890


>look up this motherfucker
>has literal pages full of just elves and other fantasy races chained,roped, and in nets mostly elves though
>Almost half of these pictures has a little story for it
>Art varies but he stories are terrible


Here are some drow kidnapping amazons

>> No.48978439

>>48977667
>>48967330
>>48963894

Jesus Christ if I wanted to find lewd shit I wouldn't go to /tg/

Who is this Mexican and imagine if he had a proper art tablet

>> No.48978492

>>48961389
>>48976658
Butthurt aside, you can take cues from the Iroquois. The women ruled and did work while the men goofed off all day. This was because the men were supposed to fight the wars of the Iroquois, which they regularly declared. The Iroquois fought wars not only for territory and resources, but also as Mourning Wars, a cultural rite in which the lost were ritually replaced by captives taken from defeated tribes. These captives were integrated into the tribe as new members, increasing manpower. The social structure of the Iroquois gave them a great comparative military advantages. The women understanding the course of war enabled them to quickly abandon their settlements and make use of scorched earth tactics, while the men living lives of leisure allowed them to prepare for war constantly, giving them a manpower reserve similar to a nomadic people rather than a settled people.

Their preferred battle formation was a long thin line, to maximize volume of fire. After an initial fire phase, they would charge with their war axes. They liked to lure enemies into their territory then strike from ambush, as this allowed the taking of more captives.

Ultimately, their traditional social structure collapsed in the late 1600s when confronted with the realities of modern warfare. Casualties began to outrun the number of captives taken, but that meant they had to launch another war to replace those casualties, resulting in more deaths. This trapped in the Iroquois in a war spiral, which ended when they reformed to a more Western-style of government, with men leading.

If, on the other hand, you want to go full Amazon, you can look at the Dahomey. The Dahomey government was not matriarchal, but they had a female military elite - the Dahomey Amazons. Periodically, the agents of the King would come by and conscript new recruits from the young daughters of a family. These children would be taken to the King's compound where they would train intensively.

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>>48978492
The Dahomey state was a military state, the Sparta of West Africa. The King of Dahomey was sworn in in a ritual in which he was shown a bucket full of stones. Each stone represented a citizen of Dahomey. The King was told to protect each citizen so that the bucket may overflow with stones and not diminish. He was then presented with the Shotgun of State, the founding weapon of Dahomey and symbol of Kingship, which he took symbolically as part of the oath-taking.

The King was symbolically representative of the God of Iron, and as Lord of Iron, he took his due from all blacksmiths and used this as a justification for his power over life and death. He sat upon a skull throne. His state ran on a slavery economy, which meant that it was obligated to fight and win wars constantly, fueling itself by selling the captives taken during its victories or given as tribute by weaker neighbors. Out of Dahomey went slaves for the international slave trade. Shotguns were popular in Dahomey because of their primitive weaponsmithing technology.

The Dahomey Amazons themselves held that their King had reshaped them into men much as a blacksmith shapes iron into a blade. Their rite of passage was to kill a man in melee combat during war and disembowel him. After that, a senior Amazon would proclaim the young Amazon to officially be a man. They were the daughters of the King and the act of killing matured them into men. One of their battle chants after defeating an enemy country was to proclaim that they found the enemy's men and made them into their women.

They trained constantly and were able to maintain a fire rate of two shots per minute.

The Dahomey Amazons were chaste, though it is possible they engaged in lesbian acts because there existed a corps of palace prostitutes for their pleasure. It is uncertain as this corps may have only been to fulfill the Dahomean principles of duality.

>> No.48978759

>>48978734
>>48978492


History is weird

>> No.48978865

>>48978759
"Fact is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense."

>> No.48978925

>>48978734

In recent times apparently in Albania there is a sect of mountain women who never wanted to marry a man so they are forced to live high in the mountains with other women who chose this lifestyle.

Also some sect opened in Ukraine.

>> No.48978947

>>48978492
Oh, and to give you an idea of how belligerent the Iroquois were...

Their founding myth has the Great Peacemaker conceived immaculately. This baby is destined to bring peace to the tribes.

The boy's grandmother tries to kill him. Three times. Then, in awe, she gives up.

>> No.48978973

>>48978925
>In recent times apparently in Albania there is a sect of mountain women who never wanted to marry a man so they are forced to live high in the mountains with other women who chose this lifestyle.
>never wanted to marry
>marry
I think we have an opening, chaps.

>> No.48979020

>>48978973

but anon

Those are kebab amazons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7S1geveqVE

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>>48978973

>The Invasion of Sealand part 2
>Amazon edition
>

>> No.48979284

>>48979020
>Those are kebab amazons
So?

>> No.48979412

Have their queen kill the broest king the setting had ever seen, a literal messiah figure who had single handedly ended the cycle of bloodshed in most of the civilized world and instituted law reforms that had made for a more peaceful, lasting society.

fuck Tomyris and anyone that cheerleaders her just because she has a vagina

>> No.48979439

>>48978734
>the Shotgun of State, the founding weapon of Dahomey and symbol of Kingship
This is kickass

>> No.48980558

>>48977212

>it ain't me paranormal edition

>> No.48980601

>>48979412
>fuck a figure who probably didn't even exist.

Fuck you, Civ 6.

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48981698

Clearly the answer is magical bullshit.

>> No.48982017

>>48973849
You act as if I was trying to be subtle.

>> No.48982096

what the fuck does bellicose mean?

>> No.48982170

>>48961389
Drow, only more muscular

>> No.48982209

>>48982096
www.google.com

>> No.48982244

Quite simply, there is a resource they want that belongs to the adventurer's home, so the bellicose matriarchal society turns to war. Its justified by their god or rallied by their leadership council or whatever.

>>48961821
um akshually, anon, this is a thinly veiled attempt to get some softcore femdom cheesecake.

>> No.48982315

>>48967199
She is trying out this new 'axe' thing she saw in an Anime.
She will soon be banned from LARPing.

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>>48982244
>a thinly veiled attempt to get some softcore femdom cheesecake

I'm glad we're cutting straight to the point here

>> No.48983279

>>48961389
>bellicose
You answered your own question. They're dangerous warmongers who must be stopped.

>> No.48983316

>>48967242
Britannia a Best

>> No.48983917

>>48967242
Wasn't this comic shit

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>>48983950

>> No.48983974
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>>48983962

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>>48983974

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>>48983984

>> No.48984092

>>48976906
Anyone know a good place to get a pdf of this?

>> No.48984144

>>48978492
/thread

>> No.48984309

>>48984001
I like how the armour was about as useless as it looked

>> No.48984319

>>48966377
That's a disturbing question, anon.

>> No.48984358

>>48967976
That's stupid as fuck, anon.

>> No.48984426

>>48966377

>ALRIGHT TELL US WHERE YOUR CAMP IS
>I WONT TALK YOU COULD EVEN CUT MY BALLS OFFS
>oh we have something much worse
>poor little knight guy

>> No.48984448

>>48984358
To be fair, so are many cultural practises

>> No.48984453

>>48961389
Easy. Make them an ant colony, with a hive queen, and dozens of male slaves

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>>48982244
>>48983266


>Entire faction of amazons who also have monster girls at their disposal

>> No.48984628

>>48963086
Right, portuguese is not a real language either, it just sounds like drunk russians trying to speak spanish with their mouth full

>> No.48985080

>>48962967
Winch ones would you like to be translated anon ?

>> No.48985111

>>48985080
All of them.

>> No.48986039
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48986039

Fuck all this Amazonian shit.

Kingdom (Queendom?) of Liches.

>> No.48986053

>>48969802
>Also this system actually encourages most women to steal only the easiest man-prey - can't be good for tribe genetics in the long run.
Wouldn't the strongest mate be the most prestigious?

>> No.48988007

>>48961389
They're matriarchal instead of patriarchal. So what? All that tells us is that you added an extra coin-flip to your Random Empire Generator. And it's already more information than most parties will care about. Feel free to flesh out Womanlandia with actually useful descriptors such as its alignment, government, legal system, and so on.

The irony of all the feminist and anti-feminist responses here is that the One True feminist response would be to just treat a warmongering Womanlandia exactly the same as you would treat a warmongering Tyrannia or Depotland or Hitleristan; i.e., in most games the reasons how or why the Evil Empire is evil or does things this way or that way are pretty irrelevant to the point of trying to overthrow them and their BBEG leader.

>> No.48988085

>>48983266
>Muscular snek
>Tail lifts her up so she's towering over you
I DID NOT KNOW I NEEDED THIS

>> No.48988345

Oh fuck ima throw this cuz I can
78% of wage + maternity leave on the avg year equals
drop my wage by 22% if I can have months paid vacay a year

>> No.48988421
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>>48986039
Based Nagash
All are Equal in Death

>> No.48988432

>>48988345
You prolly look at this and think me an ass, but its okay you don't have my responsibilities, you don't have to pay the insurance or hire the employee, you don't have to gauge that to hire tom for 80k a year is that, to hire marry at 80k a year is 110k paid after insurance

long story, who will I hire?

>> No.48988506

>>48966390
>I'm not claiming to know the cause, but the observable effect of having a group only of women is a shit ton of drama.
Full men office will also casue drama but a diferent kind, the main problem is men handle conflict diferently and tend to be more down to earth but buissnes is hell overall, that's why i chose science, when a women is giving me shit i just tell here that i have to go to the lab and work, works like a charm

>> No.48988741

>>48985111
3rd one The Amazons education was very violent and strict, usually run by ex-warriors unable to fight cuz they were maimed, or unable to fight blabla, like the fat titties in the pic
5th one is literally
portuguese 1: they're retreating, let's charge!
portuguese 2: don't look!
portuguese 3: by christ! what are they doing??
portuguese 2: they're killing the cowards that dare to run of the combat comissars
portuguese 1: this way the other ones will think twice before deserting, i start to like these woman
and then: o god, be pleased to give us strength and courage.. and allow us... kil... our enemies...

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>>48961821

>> No.48991239

>>48989339
That's not healthy anon

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>>48961633
>>48961775
Bonus points: Eilistraee worshipers are on the PCs side.

No moral qualms if you're just killing the "bad ones"!

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>>48983917
The Amazon Attack storyline in its entirety was shit and retarded, making absolutely no sense.

As for that character who was one of the superheroes fighting back against the genocidal amazons? No idea, she sounds pretty cool.
The only downside is the design of her superpower-focusing armor being so terrible, but what can you expect from comic book artists?

>> No.48991695

>>48961389
Is this a newfag question?

Because I don't even need Google to answer "Make them Amazons"

Maybe you are going to ask how to make your villain look evil next?

>> No.48994097

>>48986053
So what would be the power-rankings for kidnappable husbandos among amazons?

>> No.48998516

>>48994097
Fuckboi>>>all

>> No.48999783

>>48991602
I think that shot's from Flashpoint, which ALSO features the Amazons being evil and invading a country (in this case England instead of the US), not Amazons Attack.

>> No.48999828

>>48961389
Easiest way to do it is to take a preexisting kingdom and give it Enatic-Cognatic Primogeniture laws of inheritence.

Under this law the eldest female of the main family line becomes head of the family.

Roll from there.

>> No.49000909

>>48999828
It's pretty obvious at this point that people itt don't actually want answers to OP's question but instead a femdom fantasy circlejerk.

>> No.49000945

>>49000909
>implying that wasn't OP's intention all along
You haven't been here very long, have you.

>> No.49002971

What if I give my matriarchal society Steyr AUGs will they automatically be the antagonists? Green Steyr AUGs

>> No.49003097

>>49002971

Id say amazons are more TAR 21 ladies

>> No.49003295

>>48994097
It'd obviously be determined by nude greco-roman wrestling.

>> No.49003301

>>49003097
>Guns made by the merchant
>Something ass heavy
Nah they need something light cause girly arms

>> No.49004709

Aparently no one here remenbers Hercules the series and Xena that actually had Amazons as the bad guys sometimes.

Really, the idea of Amazons as the bad guys is quite old. Wasn't it used on Tarzan and Flash Gordon?

A newer concept is crazy extreme feminists, aka not Amazons and they actually use modern weapons.

If you are going by alternate history Earth having Africa as a confederation of Matriarchies would make sence.

>> No.49004869

>>48961389
>Undiscovered human world
>Naturally bellicose
>Due to some combination of genetic modification, natural selection, and active breeding women are much stronger and tougher than men
>Warlike society worships Khorne and launches a series of raids across Imperial space eventually escalating into outright invasions and conquests of worlds
>Your Rogue Trader dynasty could get some pretty great profits if they could liberate these worlds and set up friendly planetary governors on them

>> No.49005155

>>49004869
>And by liberate you mean making thrm join the totally not British Empire.

>> No.49005268

Why not make amazons the protagonists of your campaign? Make sure everyone uses non-phallic weapons like the throwing anus.

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>>49005268
Nice ref bro

>> No.49008307

>>49005155
Its Rogue Trader so yeah pretty much.

>> No.49011054

>>49003295
The men or the amazons?

>> No.49013477

>>49011054
The Men.

>> No.49013511

>>49004869

Isant there an Amazon IG regiment?

>> No.49013538

>>48994097
Magic users would be pretty high up there

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>>49013511

>> No.49014903

>>48961389
Look at your own image. A powerful amazon beheads a woman from your kingdom. Who you will side with? The cruel amazon invaders that will enslave your men, kill your women and rape your sons; or the women from your homeland (yours sisters, mothers, and daughters).

>> No.49016942

>>49014903
What would you advice?

>> No.49017419

I don't use women in my campaigns because I can't do any good female voices. The only ones around are like mony-python tier FILTH AND RUBBISH peasants

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How many calories does Lyria burn in a single Baha HL?

>> No.49018265

>>48984628
Vai te foder.

>> No.49018908

>>49018265
Is that 'go fuck yourself' in longest-ally tongue?

I'm only guessing from French.

>> No.49019063

>>48983974
Horses make "calump"? What a time to be alive.

>> No.49019116

>>48961389
I mean, your only option is to make it into a magical realm. Either you make the women rule through guile and sexuality to control the male population or you make sexual dimorphism take another route and the women are physically stronger and taller. These two options would play out differently but you could make a society that mimics China's but more exaggerated with the genders flipped. Male infanticide, men unable to get the education to enter the technocratic government, etc. if women rule through guile then you could even have brain washed men be disposable soldiers, donated to the military at birth instead of killed.

>> No.49019144

>>49019063
You ever heard a horse gallop before?

Cause thats not far off from a calumph noise, if its a big horse.

>> No.49019375

>>49019063
>>49019144
I always thought of it as clop but come to think of it, I've never thought about the sound of a horse running would be

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>>48961389

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>>49019609

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>>49019609
>>49019626

>> No.49020210

>>48961389
I had this idea of a civilization where women have a lot of power, and they believe that since women are they smarter sex, a child should be raised by two mothers while the barbaric men can use their muscles to build new houses and work the mines. I could imagine the male slaves asking the PCs to help them.

>> No.49022018

>>49020167
Oh god, she's so fucking hot

>> No.49022990

>>49022018
You have strange tastes.

>> No.49024803

>>49022990
Merkel is an objectively beautiful woman and I'd be honored to blitzkrieg her strudel

>> No.49026083

The matriarchy in my setting was once enslaved to a colony of giant slavetaker ants, and now their religion calls of total subservience to the queen. They don't realize that they were once slaves, and just think that their goddess left them to squabble in the dirt because they were not devoted enough servants.

>> No.49026109

>>49026083
*calls for

>> No.49026496

>>49007646
i want a twintails bikini warrior as my wife.

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>>48961389

>Needing a reason to conquer barbarians and enslave their women

What has that nazarene done to our people.

>> No.49028865

>>49026083
That's...odd

>> No.49030877

>>49027071
Of course they are barbarians, he just wants to make them the villain

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