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48781909 No.48781909 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

>Archive links:
>>http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/Hyperdimension%20Dwarf%20Fortress%20Quest/type/op/order/asc/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Hyperdimension%20Dwarf%20Fortress%20Quest
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BlorpQuest

You are Urist Twelfthbay, and-

>Horrifying screams come from the darkness below!

- you are the moe personification of Dwarf Fortress, which makes you a short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry, but Gamindustri just made you a scrawny little-

>Horrifying screams come from the darkness below!

- okay, this is getting absurd. You let Shovel Knight get on with tracking down Tiff and Thravar, and get Therapist up and running in no time at all. First things first, you get in touch with your surrogate little sister, and as always, she sounds pleased as punch to 'hear' your voice through the telepathic link.

>Oneechan! You're back! Is Nepgear okay?

Yeah, well- it's a long story. She's fine, but you gotta run off and unfuck some fucking bullshit.

>Oh, I know that fucking feeling, Oneechan!

You pause for a moment. Between this and Nepgear's worryingly foul language, you've been getting the distinct feeling that you've been rubbing off on these youngsters.

... but you shake off that feeling, because who the fuck cares. Alright, Mojang, how bad is it? How many unstoppable hell demons do we have crawling around in the basement?

>"Um... none, Oneechan!"

... 'scuse me?

>"None! I think Doomgirl's got it under control!"

(Cont.)

>> No.48781918

>>48781909
You twitch as another "Horrifying screams come from the darkness below!" sears through your mind with an urgency that's grown repetitive.

>"I mean, she's opening new routes to hidden fun stuff, but she's killing them faster than they can come up?"

Right. Well, Doomgirl's tearing it up in the cavern levels, so your fortress appears to be /technically/ safe. Either all that vaunted 'void corruption' stuff isn't being given much chance to screw up your demons, or Doomgirl's murdering them faster than it can set in. This standoff should hopefully hold for a while, and tracking down a pair of wayward, load-bearing goddesses probably takes precedence.

... probably. Hopefully.

Right now, in Hyperdimension, you've got Mojang, Doomgirl, Shovel Knight, Tiff, Thravar- and, of course, Blanc, goddess of Lowee.

You came back here to pick up some people to help with repairs over in Planeptune, but you probably COULD bring one other person along.

Given her familiarity with your stuff, Mojang needs to stay here to keep things running, unless you just up and summon some dwarf minions to pick up the slack. And even then, you should probably leave, at minimum, two people at home, just in case something goes wrong. Out in the hyperdimensional void, there's an awful lot of things that can go wrong, ranging from horrifying inexplicable phenomena to Arfoire deciding to crack your fort open.

(Cont.)

>> No.48781930

>>48781918
>!!TWO VOTES!! FOR BACKUP TO PLANEPTUNE (Highest Two win)
[A1] [TIFF] Team Fortress 2's quick-and-dirty engineering skills could be helpful.
[A2] [THRAVAR] The Warcraft series is known for its base construction.
[A3] [MOJANG] is a miner, a crafter, and perhaps most famously, a builder.
[A4] [SHOVEL] She could pile away the rubble like nothing else.
[A5] [DOOMGIRL] isn't a builder, but she would be hyperfocused on defense.
[A6] [BLANC] ... it's an open question whether she'd be willing to directly help her rival, but you could always use a level head over there.
[A7] [WRITE-IN]

>!ONE VOTE! FOR AN EXTRA PARTY MEMBER (Highest One wins)
[B1] [TIFF]
[B2] [THRAVAR]
[B3] [MOJANG]
[B4] [SHOVEL]
[B5] [DOOMGIRL]
[B6] [BLANC]
[B7] [WRITE-IN]

>> No.48781958
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48781958

NEP

>> No.48781961

>>48781930
A2
B5

>> No.48781983
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>>48781930
>[A1] [TIFF] Team Fortress 2's quick-and-dirty engineering skills could be helpful.
>[A2] [THRAVAR] The Warcraft series is known for its base construction.
>[B6] [BLANC]

>> No.48781987

>>48781930
[A1]
[B3]

>> No.48781998
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>>48781930
>[A1]
>[A2]
>[B4]

>> No.48782011

>>48781930
>[A4]
>[A5]
>[B6]
Why so late?

>> No.48782019

>>48781930
>[A2] [THRAVAR] The Warcraft series is known for its base construction.
>[A5] [DOOMGIRL] isn't a builder, but she would be hyperfocused on defense.

>[B6] [BLANC]

>> No.48782020

>>48781930
>[A2]
>[A4]

>[B3]

>> No.48782082

>>48781909
>everyone's favorite nep quest is live
Nice, also guys, bring doom girl and mojang, one for defense, one to help unfuck this complete disaster, also
(X)Drink of course.

>> No.48782093
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48782093

>>48781930
>[A1] [TIFF] Team Fortress 2's quick-and-dirty engineering skills could be helpful.
>[A3] [MOJANG] is a miner, a crafter, and perhaps most famously, a builder.

Kinda, I still think they only need one [A1: Tiffy] but if we can vote for another one, before someone accidentally sends away our only defense against a Legion of HFS....

And for Travelling:

>[B2] [THRAVAR]

If I understood correctly she can summon stuff from the Warcraft games, Hearthstone and the MMOrbination called World of "Warcraft", including their spells. Best Utility mage aside from Blanc of them. Blanc herself should hold the fort down, especially if DoomGirl somehow chokes on the HFS.

Also, preparing for having this guy as a Torch.

>> No.48782274

>>48781958
>the looks of Vert
>the personality of Nep
Mother of god.

>>48782011
Writing took longer than I thought, sorry!

AND OKAY, looks like the votes have pretty much come down to:
>Throw Tiff and Thravar at Planeptune
>Bring...?

... shit, it's a tie. Writing!

>> No.48782315

>>48782274
Then let me
>>48782093
be the Tie braker because we need Doomgirl killing the HFS. Regtrettfully I change my vote to

>[B6] [Blanc]

(Really wanted the good guy Ragnaros as a temporary party member.. For the Light, Insect.)

>> No.48782429

>>48782315
Tiebreaker it is!

Also, thanks to you, I envisioned Ragnaros as being used as a tiny, convenient travel-sized (blow?)torch that speaks with a squeaky chipmunk voice.

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>>48782429

Hey blorp, do we acctually have electricity on Hyperdimension? It seems like something we could need.
>pic maybe related?

>> No.48782453

>>48782315
Would have been fun yes. I like switching up party members too.

Wouldn't Blanc want to stay at the fort to look out for Arfoire anyway?

>> No.48782477

>>48782434
Sadly, there isn't! The facilities in Hyperdimension are really basic, since Urist was focused on food production, security, and not dying from daily oceanic flooding.

She'll have to look into that later.

>>48782453
Normally yes, but "hey, half of Gamindustri's goddesses have fucked off into this door I built, but it wasn't my fault because Arfoire's fake Histoire mindfucked CPU Black Heart" would cause a slight shift in priorities.

>> No.48782525

>>48782477
When you think about it, as of now, 3 of the Goddesses are now out of Gamindustri, leaving only Vert and a currently unconscious Nepgear behind.

Shame that she is unconscious. I would definitely bring her in the quest to find her sis and the probably still crazy Noire.

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>>48782477
I wonder...
While we are at it, maybe we could check for some games floating by?
Maybe some other builders can install A Powersystem into Hyperdimension while we are away.

>> No.48782569

>>48782453
I think Arfoire has not found us yet and I think it won't be until Blorplot says so. And it is not very likely that she finds us while we search for the two Megamies, because the Dimension between Dimension is very big.

>>48782429
Blorp, you forget that the Brits call Flashlights Torches. Because they are, minus the flame and warmth.

>> No.48782601

>>48782548
Let us leave that Updeate to a later time. Maybe after we have all the Upper smoothed out with Marmor, Granite something of similiar strength.

>> No.48782607

Well, I finally caught this quest live.

>> No.48782631
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48782631

Hi, long time no see.

I'm going to leave this here.

Spoilered for BLASPHEMOUS HORROR

>> No.48782645

>>48782631
Wait, that's not spoilered at all. Oh well.

>> No.48782654

>>48782631
you lie, it was not spoilered! Now everyone has been TAINTED

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>>48782631
I think I will let Urist speak for this one.

>> No.48782679

>>48782645
We should really put our armor back on it seems.

>> No.48782680

>>48781930
>[A4]
>[A6]
>[B4]

Blorp lives!

>> No.48782707

>>48782680
Just realized I missed the vote entirely. Damn my phone!

>> No.48782722

>>48782707
G3? Or just made by elves?

>> No.48782760

>>48782722
It doesn't matter which phone it has. They are not to be used if you want to do something halfway good only.

Have the decency to atleast use a blasted Lappy or an Tablet.
Or use a Pc or Linux computer.
Some consols are suppsoedly also good enough.

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>>48782631
Oh, sweet, welcome back, that sure is a nifty piece of fanarNEPTUUUUUUUUNE

>> No.48782795

>>48782760
Consoles get old fast when it comes to da net. Phones? Sone people change them every six months.

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>>48782631

>> No.48782844

>>48782800
We haven't even cared to put our armor back on haven't we?

How about our liquid metal gauntlets?

>> No.48782875

>>48782631
Hmm... I wonder....

Last thread a rather unfinished sketch of Urist's Swimsuit was posted by me (in addition to comic-reliefe Nepgear and Neptune, aswell as one angry Mojang).

Would you give me the honours of creating a refined version of just Swimsuit-Urist?

Of couse I will try my best to finish my works at some time in the future, and hopefully in enouth time for the Hotsprings Episode.
Sadly, it will never be as skillfull as your levels of Despair.

>> No.48782882

>>48782844
..that reminds me.

>>48782794
BLORP
Equipment check at Aisle Urist please.

>> No.48782887

>>48782844
Pretty sure I recall Urist throwing her armor back on not long after switching back with Neptune

>> No.48782912

>>48782844
>>48782882
Well, Urist's liquid metal gauntlets are back on, since she used 'em to fight, and I... THINK she threw on her armor at some point in time.

Can't check now since this next post is already kinda slow, but if it turns out I didn't actually write her regaining her armor, then... I guess I'll retcon her to hurriedly tossing it back on, but sloppily, so things could potentially Get Interesting.

>> No.48782926

>>48782887
Good.

But with our luck we will get a better armor that just happens to be a one piece swimsuit.

And it also protects the rest of the body cause videogame logic.

Because Nepnep infected us.

>> No.48782937

>>48782912
Then I request the additional detail or Option to fasten everything that holds our armor in place, please.

>> No.48782949

>>48782926
Urist wouldn't wear it anyway.

>> No.48782973

>>48782912
Give Mojang a bone, let her be the one to do the fondling.

Or I dunno, Blanc, if you need more deadpan snark at the whole issue.

If it was Doomgirl, both parties would be too preoccupied with DEMONS to care.

>> No.48782978

>>48782926
Well, I'M still searching for
http://ask.fm/BlorpQuest/answers/138463463806
aswell as
http://ask.fm/BlorpQuest/answers/138359604606
at least the second part of it.

>> No.48782985

>>48782949
Unless Nepgear asks her. Or her other armor gets totaled or... the usual stuff that happens in this quest.

>> No.48783044

>>48782631
>Heavy Breathing

>> No.48783059

>>48781930
A5
B5

>> No.48783079

>>48782978
I still think that Urist would simply somehow be able to find a Neoprenesque suit if she ever would have to bathe, you know, full body bodysuit.
Here, it would probably be still able to feel any touch as if someone would touch your skin tough, because teasing.

>> No.48783087

>>48782973
............ why did you immediately assume that fondling would be involved

>> No.48783113

>>48783087
Because this is Gamindustri we're talking about.

>> No.48783129

>>48783079
One piece would the best she would get. One that hurts because it makes her look more flat that she really is.

>> No.48783132

>>48783087
Because Gameindustri

>> No.48783200

So with the upgrade, how does Doomgirl stack up against other adventurers?

>> No.48783217

>>48783200
>newd00m happened recently
>and it was better then 3
oh yeah, that should probably give her a considerable upgrade.

>> No.48783218

>>48783132
Yes the game industry is full of perverts, see Tomb, aka the personification of Tomb Raider, call her Lara and die.

>> No.48783239

>>48783200
Significantly more ripping, with a proportional increase in tearing as well.

>> No.48783263

>>48783217
Just to check, wasn't Doom 3 where they dropped the ball and went reverse-residen-Evil? (By which I mean: Tried to make a shooter into a Horror game?)

>> No.48783281

>>48783263
>>48783239
>>48783217
>>48783200

Let there be blorp's Word:
http://ask.fm/BlorpQuest/answers/137784907902

>> No.48783285

>>48783263
Doom was already a horror game, only one were you shot everything.

But yeah not very fond of 3.

>> No.48783293

>>48783263
Or was it reverse-Silent-Hill or reverse-Alone-in-the-dark or..... damn, either many horror games have suffered that fate or my mind plays tricks on me.

>> No.48783297

>>48782926
If it's just a swimsuit she could just wear normal clothes/armor over it.

>> No.48783301

>>48783281
So a cosmetic upgrade at the very least to her weapons along with the Praetor suit?

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>>48781909
Hey Blorp, guess what?

[spoilerMemes[/spoiler] http://www.iffysonlinestore.com/TopNep

>> No.48783331

>>48783297
If she does it cancels the bonus or worse it takes all her armor slots. Actually it does both to prevent lophole abuse.

>> No.48783391
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>>48783285
*Remembers DOOM and DOOM II* That is supposed to be Horror?

Either I have Nerves of Steel (Would explain my reaction to F.E.A.R.) or I am just hardened because have made multiple full low san runs trough Eternal Darkness. (Which means, three times trough the game with the Main antagonist choosing another Old one.)
Well, I will let Albedo speak for me.

>> No.48783418

>>48783391
Remenber the years the games were released. Update the graphics to modern standards and see if you don't [email protected]# yourself.

>> No.48783444

>>48783391
I remember being pretty scared of Doom 64 when I played it.

but then again I was a huge pussy back then.

>> No.48783464

>>48781930
>[X] [TIFF, THRAVAR]
>[X] [BLANC]

It doesn't take you long to come to a decision. You regularly deal with dozens and dozens of dwarves; compared to that, figuring out what to do with six people is a piece of cake. Hell, it gets even better when you realize that so far, no one here has died, tantrumed, or gotten themselves stranded on the wrong side of a constructed wall.

On the other hand, two of 'em nearly blew each other to bits and one adventurer in particular has turned hell into her own private playground, so you figure it's a matter of time.

Anyway, you turn your attention back to Mojang's telepathic link. You're gonna have to go soon, so if she can hold the fort until then-

>"I'll keep double-checking that all the caverns are sealed up tight, and making sure Doomgirl doesn't need help, so go knock 'em dead, Oneechan!"

You crack open your flask and take a nice relaxing swig. You gotta admit, Mojang really is a good girl.

"Urist. You wanted these two clowns for something?"

The goddess of Lowee, representative of all things Nintendo, and ruler of her nation by divine mandate walks toward you, dragging over Tiff and Thravar by their collars before dumping them unceremoniously at your feet.

Between the two of them, they have, at most, one lucid consciousness. Probably has to do with the big ol' lumps sprouting from their craniums- which is impressive, seeing as the Team Fortress's got her hardhat and Warcraft's sporting that horned helm of hers.

"They keep fighting," Blanc explains calmly, "and I have had enough of their shit. You're dumping them back into Gamindustri?"

Eh, not quite. They need to fix up Planeptune, because-

"Oh, god." Her gaze goes half-lidded, and you feel the weight of centuries behind that knowing exasperation. "What did Neptune do now, and is Nepgear alright?"

Actually, it was Noire.

Blanc opens her mouth. A moment later, she closes it again. "... you'd better start from the beginning," the goddess deadpans.

(Cont.)

>> No.48783482

>>48783464
You sigh, scratching your head as you mentally sort through everything actually relevant to that whole CPU Black Heart debacle. Okay. So Noire came zooming in, see, and-

As expected of the goddess of Lowee, Blanc's expression barely changes as you give her the lowdown, the bullshit Histoire twist, and then that part where you justifiably used an unstable, physically impossible artifact to atom smash an evil clone and accidentally discharged all of Noire's bizarro shares into it to create a wormhole to who knows where, and-

Armok help you, you desperately need to get involved in things that DON'T sound terminally insane when you have to describe them to others.

"Okay. Here's what we're going to do," Blanc eventually says when you're finished. She walks back over and effortlessly drags Tiff and Thravar back up to their feet, ignoring how they and their armor weigh three times as much as she does. "We're dropping these nerds off in Planeptune, where they'll actually be useful. And then I'm coming with you to hunt down Noire and Neptune."

Wait, really?

She shoots you a /look/. "If Noire's still insane, she'll beat Neptune half to death- her armor was already obsolete, and whatever CPU Black Heart packs sounds like next generation stuff," Blanc explains. "So you'll need my help. If Noire ISN'T insane, then she's got information I need about that fake Histoire, and besides, those two idiots still couldn't find their way out of a paper bag."

The peace between Gamindustri's nations is probably genuine and all, but you're guessing that Blanc's opinion of her current rivals/former enemies hasn't changed all that much. Then again, you can't fault her 'cause Neptune IS Neptune.

You say your goodbyes to Shovel Knight and hop back through the portal with Blanc (who's still dragging Tiff and Thravar). The first thing you see when you're back in Planeptune looks like some kind of goddamned art gallery presentation around the Dutiful Chastity and OH FUCK.

(Cont.)

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>>48783482
"- w-when we, tag-teamed Urist," Rokko explains, her dull, droning voice perfect for this sort of thing. "B-Back on the coast, across from L-Leanbox."

Estelle has her sword embedded in the ground, and she's... doing what appears to be warm-up stretches. "Now THAT was a legendary event right there," she sighs gustily. "Things were simpler back then!"

"... didn't you just say it happened a few days ago?" Iffy retorts, peering at the masterwork engravings with a sort of perturbed, reluctant fascination. "And- wow, THAT'S lewd. Didn't think that shorty had it in her to record all this- oh, hi."

OKAY NO TIME TO WAIT HERE'S YOUR GODDAMNED HELP, you roar, voice cracking, and you grab Tiff and Thravar before hurling them at IF's feet in a red-faced huff. C'MON, ASSHOLES, WE'RE GOING.

"Whaaat? We were getting to the best OOF." Estelle barely has time to grab her sword before you plant your boot against her ass and shove her through the portal.

"W-Worth-" The Blue Bomber follows soon after, totally and completely unassisted by you shoving her through as well.

You don't really have to do anything about Blanc- she promptly stops rubbernecking at Planeptune and transforms into her battle mode in a burst of light, her massive warhammer twirling into existence as CPU White Heart hefts its considerable weight. "Those dumbasses have better not moved from wherever they landed," she snarls before going in.

The last thing you see before jumping through the Dutiful Chastity's weirdo shares-charged portal is Tiff and Thravar climbing to their feet, only to be dragged off by Iffy while complaining in their country twang and orcish accent, respectively.

And then-

>Urist Twelfthbay falls through the warp!
ROLL d100! (dice+1d100 in the email field)
Taking the best of three!
DC: 70, no bonus

>> No.48783503

>>48783482
>The first thing you see when you're back in Planeptune looks like some kind of goddamned art gallery presentation around the Dutiful Chastity and OH FUCK.
Oh no, not again.

>> No.48783522
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>48783501

>> No.48783525
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>48783501
CAN'T STOP

>> No.48783534

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>48783501

>> No.48783538

>>48783522
>>48783525
>>48783534
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT PEOPLE!

>> No.48783543

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>48783501
IT'S WARPING TIME!

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>>48783522
>>48783525
>>48783534

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>>48783538
s-sorry...

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>>48783538
We only had a 30% chance, blame the DM.

>> No.48783579

>>48783538
I guess this was to be expected after that first roll last thread.

>>48783543
>Pass on 4th roll again.
Of course.

>> No.48783580

>>48783561
NO FUCK THAT!
YOU SEE THIS? :>>48783549
STOP MAKING EXCUSES!

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>>48783538
I regret nothing.
>>48783580
Hey, I got the higest roll of em.

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48783599

Yeeehaw!

>> No.48783605

>>48783522
>>48783525
>>48783534
oh boy

WRITING


>>48783305
... every time I see 'Top Nep,' my first mental association sure as hell isn't Top Gun.

It's Top Gear. In Gamindustri.

>> No.48783618

>>48783590
IF I WASN'T A MASSIVE FAILURE IN REAL LIFE I WOULD HUNT YOU ALL DOWN AND THROW RANDOM SEMI-SOLID OBJECTS AT YOU!

>> No.48783634

The way tg dice work, you tend to get better rolls if you made a few posts without rolls just after a low dice roll...

>> No.48783636

>>48783561
1d100 best of three averages to an 85, anon. We had a very good shot. Roughly a two in three chance to succeed.

>> No.48783669

>>48783636
I wish we had the DC set at 70, desu senpai

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>>48783636
>We had a very good shot.
Silly Anon. This is wrong because you forgot what quest we are currently in.

>> No.48783715

>>48783669
We did have the DC set at 70, you blithering retard. We had a 67.1% chance to succeed.

>>48783685
We had a good shot, and are a godawful shooter.

>> No.48783720

>>48783501
>her massive warhammer

I know you are the higest authority here.. but
BLANCS. WEAPON. IS. AN. AXE. IN. HDD. FORM.

Sorry I needed that to be calm again.

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>>48783618
>>48783522
>>48783525
>>48783534

>>48783605

Well, it's happy !!FUN!! time!

It was getting borring anyways.

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>>48783720
... goddammit, I keep forgetting!

>> No.48783756

>>48783685
Plus the tendency of tg dice to end low if you do them just after a low roll.

>> No.48783780

>>48783756
Don't you also forget that this is HDFQ?

I think it's the mayor factor.

>> No.48783812
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>>48783715

...fuck.

>> No.48783839

>>48783780
Then lets blame the guberment.

>> No.48783873

>>48783755
Well, on the one Hand both are Weapons wo concentrate their energies on a small space to be able to make the most damage out of each strik.

On the other hand Axes/Hatchets are the type of weapons who tend to inflict wounds which kill the target the fastest and together with Hammers/Maces the surest.

>> No.48783886

>>48783780
Tg dice are based on post numbers, so is just that Blorp picks an awful time to post.

I still have to find if stadistically rolls get better or worse the more active the board is. And with qst using the same dice, well, is complicated to find out.

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>>48783605

I can already see the scene before my eyes.

>> No.48783935

>>48783890
Switch the places of Neptune and the scout and it will be fine.

>> No.48783964
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48783964

To change the subject, lets have a Favorite Character calll-out.

So, who is your HDDF Waifu /tg/ and why?

>> No.48783972

Also for some reason 3 rolls of 3d20 dice tend to give way better results than just rolling 3 rolls of1d100 and plain 1d20 dice seem to be the worse.

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>>48783964
Although I wouldn't call her my Waifu.
Calling her a Waifu would mean she wouldn't have any other talents than looking cute.

So instead, let's call for Best girls of HDFQ.

>> No.48784030

>>48783964
Stop with the term waifu.... it is annoying and neiter proper english nor proper japanese. It's japanese people tring to pronounce an english word.

And to the girls: The is no favoriete right now, i like them all.

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>>48783964

Moru. Because she fucked up Myra

>> No.48784064

>>48784027
Agreed. As for me I would have to swing for Doomgirl because of RIP and TEAR.

>> No.48784081

Blanc

http://youtu.be/AaCTAnZiGN8

>> No.48784101
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Love me some Souls, Tess for honorable mention. Best swordsgirls ever, those two.

Except for Chivalry, she's gotta be the best Knight in Gamindustri.

>> No.48784107

>>48784081
*Hopes for Touhou to appear before any of those tasteless "Anti-War games"*

>> No.48784140

>>48784101
I want to see Souls meet Armored Core and promptly go full fucking dere-imouto on her.
Or King's Field, but I assume that's been folded into Souls.

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>>48783964
I like to many to really say one is that much more than all the others.

I do like Rokko and Vert though.

>> No.48784156

>>48784101
"Why are you burning your sword?"

"Magic fire sword loophole abuse to stay warm."

>> No.48784164

Blorp, save us, before it's to late!

I wonder if the Warp will take us to aditional cast?

Still waiting for additional Builders. And the gansters. And the german represantative. And the...-

>> No.48784175
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Exey. "Maia sends her regards."

>> No.48784200

>>48784107
Touhou girl has a rivarly with other crazy hard bullet hell games.

She also has tons of nice hats and costumes.

>> No.48784201

>>48783755
I actually think the hammer fits better, seeing as Mario uses a hammer. it would be weird to change it now.

>> No.48784219

>>48784101
Oh shit. Chivalry is probably the smuggest loli ever. Probably has earned it though, considering sword skillage. I hope we meet her.

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>>48784175
XCOM a best! A BEST!

>> No.48784232

>>48784164
>And the german represantative

Which shouldn't be Deponia. Who even had that insane idea?

>> No.48784239

>>48784107
I wanna meet Spec ops TL, she's not tasteless, she's just misunderstood.

>> No.48784265

>>48784239
Nigger she burns people, that aint' misunderstood that's full crazy.

>> No.48784268

>>48784232
You got any suggestions?
I don't know any at the moment.

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>>48783501
>DC: 70
>...... yup

Now, see, you'd had yourself mentally prepared for any number of godawful situations.

For instance, you could've been dumped into a particularly empty part of the hyperdimensional void, or onto an endless barren wasteland. You could've ended up in some glitchy backwater, or an infinitely looping realm that instantly turns everyone inside-out.

Instead, you find the fresh spring breeze caressing your cheeks before you unceremoniously faceplant against honest-to-Armok grassy loam.

Cursing under your breath, you clamber to your feet and ready your weapon, glaring wildly at your surroundings because SOMETHING'S gonna go wrong and charge up here and make a spirited attempt at kicking your scrawny ass-

All you hear is birdsong, and the wind whistling across the plains.

You lower your weapon suspiciously, waiting for the other shoe to drop as you take in the view. High above, blue skies go on forever into the horizon, dotted with the occasional fluffy white cloud, all of the same shape. Rolling vistas of perfectly green grass stretch out before you, and even the occasional patch of forest looks picture-perfect. Far in the distance are countless verdant plateaus, waterfalls streaming down their sides, all similar-looking yet infinitely varied.

And then it hits you- none of your party members are within sight or hearing range.

Desperate, you close your eyes and- nope, Therapist doesn't even seem to work properly, fuzzing in and out of focus.

Shit.

You are all alone.

(Cont.)

>> No.48784287

>>48784200
>other crazy hard bullet hell games
Anon, Touhou is pretty easy by bullet hell standards.

>> No.48784288

I want to meet space engineers' personification, she's been doing pretty well as of late, I wanna see what she's like.

Also FTL, always FTL.

>> No.48784299

>>48784239
.... you have a very wrong picture of war.

Also: Endless Sandstorm and the best theory being that it was nearly all just a dream/Unconsciouss hallucination.

>> No.48784301
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>>48784269
>CHOOSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
[ ] [DRINK], sit back, fortify, and wait for either someone to find you, or for someone to kick up an extremely visible fuss. It's bound to happen.
[ ] [CONSTRUCTION] Build something to serve as a beacon for your allies. Knock down some trees, build a big tower-and-staircase combo, and start figuring out how to get a lavafall going.
[ ] [RECON] ... this idyllic shit's too good to be true. Sweep the area and find the big honking bullshit problem that's bound to be lurking in this place.
[ ] [GET MOVING] Pick a direction and set off toward the nearest landmark. Nothing will happen if you stay in one place all day.
[ ] [PANIC] AAAAAAAAAAH BIG SIS ESTEEEELLE AAAAAAH ROKKOOOO AAAAAAH BLAAAAAAAAANC AAAAAAH
[ ] [WRITE-IN]

>> No.48784318

>>48784301
>[ ] [DRINK], sit back, fortify, and wait for either someone to find you, or for someone to kick up an extremely visible fuss. It's bound to happen.

>> No.48784321

Gladious and Parodious are a comic duo. But they didn't use to get along. They still fight a lot but unlike the idiot duo they don't do bit in cities.

>> No.48784322

>>48784301
>[ ] [DRINK], sit back, fortify, and wait for either someone to find you, or for someone to kick up an extremely visible fuss. It's bound to happen.
and when noting happens
>[ ] [CONSTRUCTION] Build something to serve as a beacon for your allies. Knock down some trees, build a big tower-and-staircase combo, and start figuring out how to get a lavafall going.

>> No.48784326

>>48784268
Sacred, Paraworld, Wriggles/Diggles, Crysis, Desperados.....
Long list short: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_developed_in_Germany

>> No.48784336

>>48784301
>[ ] [CONSTRUCTION] Build something to serve as a beacon for your allies. Knock down some trees, build a big tower-and-staircase combo, and start figuring out how to get a lavafall going.

When in doubt, Fortify the everloving shit out of your area.

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>>48784301
>[ ] [DRINK], sit back, fortify, and wait for either someone to find you, or for someone to kick up an extremely visible fuss. It's bound to happen.
When in doubt...

>> No.48784346

>>48784301
[X] [DRINK],

>> No.48784358
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>>487843
[X] [DRINK], sit back, fortify, and wait for either someone to find you, or for someone to kick up an extremely visible fuss. It's bound to happen.
[X] [PANIC] AAAAAAAAAAH BIG SIS ESTEEEELLE AAAAAAH ROKKOOOO AAAAAAH BLAAAAAAAAANC AAAAAAH
[X] [WRITE-IN] Look up. Something might fall down on you.

>> No.48784372

>>48784301
[ ] [PANIC] AAAAAAAAAAH BIG SIS ESTEEEELLE AAAAAAH ROKKOOOO AAAAAAH BLAAAAAAAAANC AAAAAAH

I want this so much.

>> No.48784383

>>48784301
>.
>[ ] [CONSTRUCTION] Build something to serve as a beacon for your allies. Knock down some trees, build a big tower-and-staircase combo, and start figuring out how to get a lavafall going.

We need a base. Than the recon/scouting.

>> No.48784392

>>48784358

AAAAAAAnd fuckup:
>>48784301

>> No.48784396

>>48784301

[X] [PANIC]
[X] [DRINK]

>> No.48784407

>>48784301
>[ ] [CONSTRUCTION] Build something to serve as a beacon for your allies. Knock down some trees, build a big tower-and-staircase combo, and start figuring out how to get a lavafall going.

>> No.48784412

>>48784301
>[ ] [PANIC]
We're not freaking out or anything, not for real, we can handle this shit r-right?, we're just trusting Estelle's supernatural senses to be able to detect a panicking imouto. We're fine, honest. HELP

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>>48784301
[DRINK] then [RECON], we should have a look around, but we need somewhere to run to if shit goes bad.

>> No.48784422

>>48784358

DRUNKEN PANIC

>> No.48784429

>>48784301
>[ ] [CONSTRUCTION] Build something to serve as a beacon for your allies. Knock down some trees, build a big tower-and-staircase combo, and start figuring out how to get a lavafall going.
>[FERMENT] Whatever this idyllic shit is, you don't trust it until it's primo alcohol

>> No.48784439

Touhou has hard modes.

[X] [DRINK],
[X] [CONSTRUCTION]

You know you want to do both.

After all drunk building is what you do best!

Wait since when you can get drunk? Damn Neptune!

>> No.48784440

PANIC

>> No.48784441

>>48784301
>[ ] [RECON] ... this idyllic shit's too good to be true. Sweep the area and find the big honking bullshit problem that's bound to be lurking in this place.

>> No.48784446

>>48784412
This...... is actually more sensible than it looks at first. Go Imoutetector Protectonee-san Estelle.

>> No.48784449

>>48784301
>[X] [DRINK], sit back, fortify, and wait for either someone to find you, or for someone to kick up an extremely visible fuss. It's bound to happen.
>[X] [CONSTRUCTION] Build something to serve as a beacon for your allies. Knock down some trees, build a big tower-and-staircase combo, and start figuring out how to get a lavafall going.

>> No.48784457

>>48784301
>[X] [CONSTRUCTION] Build something to serve as a beacon for your allies. Knock down some trees, build a big tower-and-staircase combo, and start figuring out how to get a lavafall going.

Taller is better! No time for walls! Dorfs aren't affected by wind, anyway!

>> No.48784458

>>48784301

PANICPANICPANIC!

>> No.48784472

>>48784301
[ ] [PANIC] AAAAAAAAAAH BIG SIS ESTEEEELLE AAAAAAH ROKKOOOO AAAAAAH BLAAAAAAAAANC AAAAAAH

>> No.48784484

>[X] [DRINK]

>> No.48784509

[X] [PANIC] AAAAAAAAAAH BIG SIS ESTEEEELLE AAAAAAH ROKKOOOO AAAAAAH BLAAAAAAAAANC AAAAAAH

>> No.48784511

>>48784458
>[X] [G?i#% PANIC]

Panic and Glich due to Nepnep madness!

>> No.48784537

>>48784301
Drink should be called Wait, because we're going to drink regardless.

>> No.48784545

>>48784511
Seconded.

>> No.48784560

Fuck it, we've dealt with more shit than needed.
[PANIC]

>> No.48784575

>[ ] [PANIC] AAAAAAAAAAH BIG SIS ESTEEEELLE AAAAAAH ROKKOOOO AAAAAAH BLAAAAAAAAANC AAAAAAH
>[ ] [PANIC] AAAAAAAAAAH BIG SIS ESTEEEELLE AAAAAAH ROKKOOOO AAAAAAH BLAAAAAAAAANC AAAAAAH
>[ ] [PANIC] AAAAAAAAAAH BIG SIS ESTEEEELLE AAAAAAH ROKKOOOO AAAAAAH BLAAAAAAAAANC AAAAAAH

>> No.48784576

>>48784537
Agreed, it should be called [TAKE A BREAK] or [PICNIC]

>> No.48784582

>>48784301
>[X] [PANIC] AAAAAAAAAAH BIG SIS ESTEEEELLE AAAAAAH ROKKOOOO AAAAAAH BLAAAAAAAAANC AAAAAAH
When in trouble, when in doubt,
Run in circles, scream and shout.

>> No.48784591

>[X] [PANIC] AAAAAAAAAAH BIG SIS ESTEEEELLE AAAAAAH ROKKOOOO AAAAAAH BLAAAAAAAAANC AAAAAAH

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>>48784301
>[ ] [PANIC] AAAAAAAAAAH BIG SIS ESTEEEELLE AAAAAAH ROKKOOOO AAAAAAH BLAAAAAAAAANC AAAAAAH

>> No.48784628

>>48784591
And we also get Nepnep voice running comentary in our head.

>> No.48784630

Right, it looks like the vote is tilted toward PANIC and DRINK (which, you're right, should be called WAIT or FORTIFY or something), so... writing!

... welp, there goes Urist's image.

>> No.48784659

>>48784630
That whole Panic swam voting seemed pretty suspicious if you ask me.

>> No.48784669

>>48784630
"Hey is that the former flatchested girl who was Glichy? How come she is so big now?"

We kind of overdid it with that cheese didn't we?

>> No.48784670

>>48784630
Somehow, i knew that that would win. I'm kind of sad now.

>> No.48784678

>>48784659

Why do I feel like PES needs to be added?

Oh right, so we can all post >RIGGED!

>> No.48784682

>>48784670
It seemed pretty samefagy if you look at it.

>> No.48784691

>>48784659
Good call, let's look at the time psacing.

>> No.48784696

>>48784659
pretty suspicious indeed

>> No.48784703

>>48784678
PES? Care to spell it ou for me, please?

>> No.48784704

>>48784682
Yes it does.

I am kind of sad no more people voted for [GLICH AND PANIC] cause Nepnep.

>> No.48784708

>>48784691
Most of the panic votes are about a minute apart.

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>>48784630
>Actually including all those panics

>> No.48784761
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Oh boy, the quest is really here!

Too bad I have to go sleep. See ya later Blorp.

>> No.48784781

>>48783890
The fuck is this from?

>> No.48784785

>>48784726
>>48784708
>>48784704
>>48784682
>>48784659


Blorp, I think the Demos wants some Kratos and dish out some Annulment.

>> No.48784791

Even accounting for potential samefaggotry, the vote was pretty close: [DRINK] won by fair margin, followed by [CONSTRUCTION], and votes for [PANIC] kind of shot up during that last spurt.

Eh, I'll kludge all three together, swapping [PANIC] to a somewhat smaller role. Writing!

>> No.48784811

>>48784781
I THINK it's a SFM animation of one of the Game Grumps let's plays, though all I remember is that this guy in particular uses Nep models to fill in characters, for some reason.

>> No.48784832

>>48784785
I think you forgot he is an Anglophone. Those people never annul nor redo a vote even if manipulation or deliberate trolling is evident. (Just look at Brexit, G.W.B.Jun etc.)

P.S. Captcha, hamburger are not sandwiches.

>> No.48784833

>>48784791
Estelle can detect a panicking imouto from a long, long ways away. Attempt to panick to summon Estelle, but otherwise [DWARF FORTRESS]

>> No.48784841

Who are some of the current ascended in Gamindustri?

Can an Ascended Fall if their games start to suck? Like Call of Duty or Sonic for instance.

>> No.48784847
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>>48784781

A youtuber called Lt. Eddy
Everything else
>>48784811
got right.

>> No.48784864
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>>48784832

>> No.48784889

>>48784703
Pro Evolution soccer

Aka, https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//tg/

apparently naming the webside marks your post as spam?

>> No.48784893

>>48784791
Sounds fair to me

>> No.48784901

>>48784841
Can't say a whole lot yet! We've seen some evidence of Ascended earlier in the quest, and Estelle knew some of them personally before she got left behind.

Falling doesn't have to do with the quality of their games- it only happens in very, very rare situations. Sonic does count, though.

>> No.48784940

>>48784901
>Sonic does count, though.

Those games are so fucking bad nowadays, it's not even laughable anymore. It's just sad.

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>>48784901
But she IS going to look up, right? It could happen to all of us one day.

>> No.48784992

>>48784940
they were doing so well with Unleashed's Day levels and Generations, too.

>> No.48785006

>>48784901
>Falling doesn't have to do with the quality of their games- it only happens in very, very rare situations.

So that's why Ain All is still here.

>> No.48785054

How about Hotel Mario, Mario's Early Years Pre-School Fun and Mario is Missing!

>> No.48785072

>>48785054
They're the reason why the moe personification of the Mario series swore off all alcohol after that one horrible night, anon!

>> No.48785091

>>48785054
Eaten up like basically everything that has Mario in it.

Except for the movie, if I recall. And even then I'm not sure. Didn't the Mario movie crash the video game movie market for decades?

>> No.48785117

>>48785091
No, that was the ET Game

>> No.48785138

>>48785091
The Movie wasn't that bad.
Well it wasn't good either and the backstory raping was on part with the Warcraft movie (Pistols? Is it WC 1 or WC 2? MURLOCS?) but at least halfway funny in places.

>> No.48785146

>>48785117
I mean video game to movie, not the other way around.

>> No.48785149

False, Mortal Kombat the movie was good enough to have a sequel.

>> No.48785154

>>48785091
I still maintain that the movie is still fucking awesome.

Think of it as an alternate take to the setting rather than a faithful adaptation.

>> No.48785166

>>48785149
And the sequel was a complete disaster.

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>>48785149

>> No.48785188

>>48785154
Not every alternate take is of the same quality. Look at the Warcraft movie another anon mentioned.

>> No.48785193

>>48785166
Yes. But the point stands. Not every single videogame movie os horrible, just most of them.

>> No.48785238

>>48785193
Well, no, of course, but other than Mortal Kombat no other good video game movie springs to mind.

Street Fighter could have kinda sorta held.

>> No.48785273

>>48785193
Just most of them are bad. Or pretentious. Or, the worst of all damnations, made by Uwe Boll. (The German Michael Bay.)

But yes, there are good or at least decent ones.

>> No.48785292

>>48785238
That one is somewhat good if you ignore the plot and focus on the funny and the fights.

>> No.48785348

>>48785238
Oh please, everyone knows that City Hunter is the best Street Fighter Movie.

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>>48783305

>> No.48785521

>>48785426
>R18 Island

>> No.48785594 [SPOILER] 
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>>48785521

>> No.48785614

>>48785594
And now I want that Urist meets Linda. (Aka Underling.)

>> No.48785626

>>48784301
>[X] [DRINK]
>[X] [CONSTRUCTION]
>[X] [PANIC]

After staring blankly at your surroundings for a few moments, you sit down and try to gather your thoughts.

... you don't have a lot to go on. Still, when you have no damn clue what's going on, you might as well fall back onto your tried-and-true instincts.

The FIRST thing you do is look up into the sky right above your head, and you strain your ears for any sound of Neptune plummeting down from the heavens. Seconds pass, and thankfully, you remain thoroughly un-Nepped.

Okay. The /second/ thing you need to do is get into a fortified position. Oh, sure, you're technically as much an adventurer as a fortress builder, but when there's no one else around for miles, you'd damn well better default to the latter mode if you don't want bogeymen ripping your entrails out through your damn asshole.

As you chop down trees using your axe-melded liquid metal gauntlets, you realize just how long it's been since you were so completely and utterly alone.

Just weeks ago, you'd have felt nothing but bliss at the prospect of being separated from Gamindustri, pure and simple. No moe personifications to be all cutesy at you, no one to judge you for eating kitten biscuits or locking babies into danger rooms to train their physical stats, no one to drive you abso-fucking-lutely bonkers.

You put the finishing touches on the wooden drawbridge and step back. A wooden hut stands before you, hiding a one-room bunker that's fully lockable from the inside. If something awful approaches, you'll be perfectly safe.

... you hug yourself, suppressing a shiver. Honestly, you thought you'd love being alone like this, or at least be OKAY with it. Now, though...

Ugh. You shake your head with a growl, your braids thumping against your back with the motion. C'mon, Urist, get a fucking grip. Focus on the present.

(Cont.)

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>>48785594
Dem Melons

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>>48785626
Right. You can't hear or see your allies, and even Therapist isn't responding- either you're too far away, or there's some sorta dimensional fuckery going on here. You're gonna bank on the latter, not because of any logical thingamajiggy, but because you're absolutely fucked if this weird plane is just too /big/ to traverse.

Time to make a landmark.

More ageless trees die to feed your dwarven avarice, beautiful plants standing tall against the passing of millennia- all cut down in an instant and reduced to naught but baubles. With the wood logs handy, you start crafting a small tower outside your hut, focusing on piercing z-levels rather than making actual floors or walls.

Through it all, all you hear are chirping birds and more wind blowing all over the damn place. It's enough to drive you-

>Urist Twelfthbay cancels construction: Throwing a tantrum.

... oh. Oh, Armok, you're going crazy! You scamper down back to ground level, seething in righteous fury as the familiar rage threatens to overtake your senses. You'd better not wreck everything you'd just built, you know you get REALLY MAD at things and rrrrrrAAAAAAAAAAH-

(Cont.)

>> No.48785670
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>>48785652
* * *
The Dragon Warrior slows to a stop, frowning thoughtfully. She tilts her head to the side, straining her ears to see if she can't catch that noise again and- yes, there it is-

>"- aaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaah! Estelle! Big sis Esteeeeelle! Where is everyone!? Aaaaaaaah!"

Despite their situation, Estelle has to cover her mouth to suppress a snort. Then she strides forward with a shit-eating grin on her face, drawn by the siren call of a little sister in need.

* * *
>Urist Twelfthbay has calmed down.

After an indeterminate amount of time, you come back to yourself with a start. Now THAT was cathartic.

A quick glance around confirms that miraculously, your fiery temper tantrum of endless rage didn't ruin absolutely everything, so you wipe your face and get the fuck back to work.

You just about put the finishing touches on the basic structure of your wooden tower, and start brainstorming about how to access the magma sea to pump lava up to the very top, when you realize that you're... kind of being watched.

Fuck. There it is- from the underbrush over there, you can hear rustling leaves and some sort of mechanical-sounding low-pitched whirring sound. It's too low to the ground to be anything human.

>CHOOSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
[ ] [NOPE] Go into your hut and see if your stalker starts creeping toward you.
[ ] [ULTRA NOPE] Go into your hut, shut the door, and start digging a different exit to avoid that /thing/.
[ ] [ATTACK] Kick its ass before it kicks YOUR ass, because nothing here is gonna be friendly.
[ ] [RECON] Try to sneak up on it, either by yourself or using a summon.
[ ] [CALL OUT] Take the direct route and ask if the damn thing wants to eat you or something dumb like that.
[ ] [WRITE-IN]

>> No.48785724

>>48785670
>[ ] [CALL OUT] Take the direct route and ask if the damn thing wants to eat you or something dumb like that.
But maybe we can do it from the hut. Just in case.

>> No.48785748

>>48785670
>[DIG UNDER IT] It wants to watch, it can watch from within a pitfall

>> No.48785757

>>48785670
>[X] [WRITE-IN] It's obviously a camera. You did something cutesy, and everyone is recording it! NOT THIS TIME! Go collect that and make sure it's records are destroyed. Then engrave yourself destroying it to mark this moment of non-history keeping in actual history keeping. Just to rub it in.

>> No.48785760

>>48785670
>[ ] [NOPE] Go into your hut and see if your stalker starts creeping toward you.
DEFENSIVE POSITIONS.

>> No.48785769

>>48785670
>[ ] [RECON] Try to sneak up on it, either by yourself or using a summon.

Use the summon and/or something to clear the udnerbrush in a hurry. (aka !!FIRE!!)

While go NOPEing

>[ ] [NOPE] Go into your hut and see if your stalker starts creeping toward you.

>> No.48785770

>>48785670
>[ ] [ATTACK] Kick its ass before it kicks YOUR ass, because nothing here is gonna be friendly.
Violence solves everything

>> No.48785779
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48785779

>>48785670
>"- aaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaah! Estelle! Big sis Esteeeeelle! Where is everyone!? Aaaaaaaah


>[ ] [CALL OUT] Take the direct route and ask if the damn thing wants to eat you or something dumb like that

>> No.48785781

>>48785757
>>48785670
> This plus one

>> No.48785802

it's Rokko isn't it? Taking pictures?

>And here we see the great Urist in its element. On one hand building glorious marvels, on the other hand throwing cute, lovable tantrums.

>> No.48785816

>>48785670
>[NOPE]

>> No.48785825

>>48785670
[X] [CALL OUT] Take the direct route and ask if the damn thing wants to eat you or something dumb like that

Warn it that eating you will cause certain inebriation.

>> No.48785835

>>48785802
>>And here we see the great Urist in its element. On one hand building glorious marvels, on the other hand throwing cute, lovable tantrums.

Does anyone else know who has coined this phrase except me and had to hear it in his voice? (Hint: he was the only funny thing in the Penguin of Madagascar movie.)

>> No.48785861

>>48785670
>[ ] [CALL OUT] Take the direct route and ask if the damn thing wants to eat you or something dumb like that.

>> No.48785882

>>48785835
If anyone doesn't they are a fucking idiot.

If you aren't talking about HIM i'll eat my hat

>> No.48785888 [SPOILER] 
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48785888

>>48785748
>>48785757
Those seem perfectly reasonable, else
>[X] [RECON] Try to sneak up on it, either by yourself or using a summon.
or
>[X] [CALL OUT] Take the direct route and ask if the damn thing wants to eat you or something dumb like that

Also, pic related to
>>48785626

Geez, this image took long to upload.

>> No.48785891

>>48785670
>[ ] [CALL OUT] Take the direct route and ask if the damn thing wants to eat you or something dumb like that.

>> No.48786026

Okay, looks like [CALL OUT] wins the vote, so- writing!

>> No.48786027

>[X] [CALL OUT] Take the direct route and ask if the damn thing wants to eat you or something dumb like that.

>> No.48786179
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48786179

>>48786026
Well then, looking forward to seeing the conclusion later on.

>> No.48786201

>>48782794
This might actually be the first time I've drawn that kind of pose - I had to spend a day or so studying the google image search results for 'anime girl butt' to figure out what the hell I was doing.

As a result, you can now say that your work has been the sole impetus in one drawfag's journey to learn how to draw butt.


>>48782875
I might try to throw something together by next thread.

Can someone give me a swimsuit design for reference?

>> No.48786208

>>48786179
BLORP, stay awake. We need more.


The Drones look up to you.

>> No.48786299
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48786299

>>48786201

>> No.48786325
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48786325

>>48785670
>[X] [CALL OUT]

You squint at the damn thing. Mechanical whirring noises, low profile matching someone lying against the ground, yet large enough to rustle ineptly through leaves...

If you were a betting dwarf, you'd peg that as Rokko using her built-in camera to sneak in pictures of you.

Seriously, the one thing you'd learned about the Blue Bomber is that she has the worrying tendency to want to commemorate you making a total ass of yourself, under the flimsy excuse that you're "cute." You don't know WHY, and you don't know if she was like this when she was all lively and not-screwed-over (though you vaguely remember Blanc mentioning something to that effect).

... but you can't be 100% sure it's her.

Taking a deep breath, you back up until you're leaning against the entrance to your wood hut, ready to dart back inside at a moment's notice. And then you just- call out, listing out the following announcements:

- You aren't tasty.
- You aren't worth the trouble to kill, murder, loot, and burn, not necessarily in that order.
- You come in peace, though you have no fucking clue where you've actually come /to/.
- You're only looking for your friends
- If it was Rokko all along, you're gonna kick her ass so hard she'll be able to use her own head as an extra life.

You pause, waiting for an answer, or some reaction, or- /something/.

>Urist Twelfthbay calls out to the ???
ROLL d100! (dice+1d100 in the email field)
Taking the best of three!
DC: 70

>> No.48786338

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>48786325
Watch me fucking up.

>> No.48786349
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48786349

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>48786325

>> No.48786350

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>48786325
HWG

>> No.48786359

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>48786325
Please no crit.
>>48786349
Safe

>> No.48786360

>>48786349
nice

>> No.48786375

Awesome

>> No.48786408
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48786408

>>48786349
That's pretty much exactly what you needed to not turn this into an awful clusterfuck.

Writing!

>> No.48786410

>>48786349
Oi, so we have got as a Rokko back, I take it?

Or it was a mechanical courier animal.

>> No.48786429

>>48786408
YOU BASTARD

YOU JUST JINXED US

>> No.48786437

>>48786410
It was Rush, as a dog robot girl... for some reason.

>> No.48786450

>>48786429
Nah, he controls the whole story.
He just jinxed his next undertaking in RL. Or in an other quest.

>> No.48786535
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48786535

>>48786450
Rokko looks a tad pale.

>> No.48786607

>>48786535
Had to get her stomach pumped after the recent game came out

>> No.48786660

>>48786607
Mighty No.9 isn't a stomach pump, it's an abortion.

>> No.48786686

>>48786660
That is a little (read: extremely) harsh towards the abortion processes common in todays western civilisation.

>> No.48786690
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48786690

>>48786201
I think Anon was refering to pic related.

>> No.48786697

>>48786660
But...
Who's the father?

>> No.48786708

>>48786697
It was a kickstarter

Just too many candidates

>> No.48786719

>>48786697
Multiple choice:
[ ] Bad taste
[ ] Alcohol
[ ] haugthy programmers
(ad infinitum)

>> No.48786764

>>48786708
Wait, it was a kickstarter?

The Culprint is the "Ochlokratie", the "Reign of the common folk/rabble", Democracy turned bad if you follow the ancient Greek. (Short description: Modern direct Democracy.)


Nah, i'm just joking. It was definitly alc.

>> No.48786794

>>48786764
Ha, modern democracy is controlled by the common folk. That's a good one.

>> No.48786802

>>48786708
>>48786764
It wasn't just one kickstarter, it was at least four. And the first one alone got almost 4 million bucks.

>> No.48786835

>>48786794
It was specified "Modern DIRECT Democracy". You know, the one all thos grassroot smoking Idits want?
The more common indirect Democracy at least is halfway efficient in getting rid of the worst excesses of bad ideas. (And sadly some good ones.)

>> No.48786840

>>48786802
What a whore

>> No.48786863

>>48786802
You'd think they'd be able to make something half decent with that amount of money. Poor Rocko.

>> No.48786886

>>48786794
Modern democracies are usually constrained by constitutional guarantees and actually run by selected elites rather than being proper mob rule.

>> No.48786887

>>48786863
Interestingly, having a lack of something tends too breed creativity and ingenuity.

>> No.48786894

>>48786863
At least it didn't have "Megaman" in the tittle.

>> No.48786895

>>48786840
It's not her fault. Daddy Inafune made her do it.

>> No.48786927

>>48786886
Yes, it is called "Making sure the majority doesn't *Messenger of Godwins Law* the minorities.".

>> No.48786950

>>48786863
To be fair it's not entirely bad, it's just not a great megaman game.

>> No.48786967

>>48786887
one of those strange things, like "The less you have the more you share" Or " Root for the underdog."
Must have something to do with survival.

>> No.48786970 [SPOILER] 
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48786970

>>48786325
>DC: 70...
>81
>PASSED

Seconds pass. There's an odd tension in the air as whatever it is considers your words; a bead of sweat slides down the back of your neck, you feel your muscles tense up, and you resolve to abso-fucking-lutely murder Rokko if it turns out she's pulling your leg, holy hell-

As it turns out, it's decidedly NOT Rokko.

For a moment, you're not exactly sure what you're hearing, as the mechanical whirring fades into something else entirely. Then you realize you're not actually hearing ANYthing, at least not conventionally. It's... some sort of strange melodic sensation that not only defies any sort of sense you have, but seems to bypass your ears and sink straight into your mind.

The noise starts with a deep, tense, electronic thrumming that briefly sparks into something higher and airier, before fading into a tone that puts you more at ease, like you've passed some test, and- and-

Armok help you, you can barely describe it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg0BvV0HE4s

So here you are, standing like a slack-jawed idiot and staring at a patch of undergrowth that's singing at you. You're so entranced in trying to decipher the noise that you lose track of everything else- which is all well and fine until something on a tether fires out with disturbing speed, wraps around your ankle, and pulls you flat on your back with enough force to knock the air from your lungs.

You scramble back to your feet, ready to kick the thing's ass until you realize it saved yours.

Embedded in the wall, right where your head used to be, is a bunch of goddamn sharp-edged /polygons/, still vibrating from the impact, though they fade as you watch. Your erstwhile savior dives out of the bushes and oh god, it's a living plastic rectangular flattened gray box what the actual HELL-

The mechanical thing doesn't appear to have legs, or joints, or any ability to bend its body, it's just... a flat box.

And it stands in front of you, facing the forest.

(Cont.)

>> No.48786976

>>48786863
Technically, I don't think it reflects on Rokko. There was mention earlier she was after someone who took something from her, which is why she is how she is, and a missing heart.

So we can envision Mighty Nina as a shitty Frankenstein powered by Arfoire. Which explains a lot, really.

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>>48786970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE62XuSu9Jw

Up in the forest's canopy, leaves flutter to the ground as a trio of small light purple- ovals? pop out, silent in comparison to the first box's whirring. More 'music' fills your head, and there's something almost cheeky in their quick trills.

You barely have time to duck before their- there's no getting around it, their /screens/- glow with a hellishly white light and fire another barrage of polygons. The gray box's tether tightens around your ankle, ready to pull you again, but you're ready this time. Working on reflexes alone, your gauntlets morph into a classic dwarven axe even as you raise your hands, and you almost contemptuously bat the projectiles away, where they dissolve into nothingness.

In front of you, the gray box- there's a stylized "PS" on its 'head'- swivels on one corner to look at you, though you can't read the expression because it has no fucking face, what the hell.

Fine. Whatever. You snort, glaring up at the cheeky little phone-abominations. Sure, you know absolutely nothing about this place, and you... kind of feel like your tenuous grip on reality is about ready to give up the ghost. But if that's all these assholes got, then maybe- just maybe- this won't be a hard fight.

You got this, Urist.

But seriously, what the HELL.

(Cont.)

>> No.48787007
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>>48786991
>CHOOSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
[ ] [CROSSBOW] If they want to try and shoot you with fancy shiny lights, then you're just going to have to introduce them to metal bolts.
[ ] [MELEE] Get a running start, get up into their faces, and start slicing and dicing. You'll show them the true meaning of inevitability.
[ ] [BACKUP] Seems like PS knows these fuckers better than you. Follow her lead and give her backup, at least until you know what these phones are capable of.
[ ] [SUMMON] Say hello to your little friends, because you've got better things to do than run after this trio of plastic assholes.
[ ] [COLLAPSE] Let PS distract them- while you run in and cut the tree out from under your enemies. Let's see how they take a nice painful spill and a rain of heavy wooden logs.
[ ] [WRITE-IN]

>> No.48787015

>>48786991
GOOD GOD

I ALWAYS FELT SORRY FOR THESE THINGS

>> No.48787017

>>48786950
Nine-chan is a somewhat embarrassing Rocko fangirl.

>> No.48787027

>>48786927
Not a Megaman game anyway.

But a game that will turn many people away from kickstarters.

I just hope that if they fund a kickstarter for a sequel to Pysconauts the gane doesn't end that bad.

>> No.48787030

>>48787007
>[ ] [BACKUP] Seems like PS knows these fuckers better than you. Follow her lead and give her backup, at least until you know what these phones are capable of.
>[ ] [CROSSBOW] If they want to try and shoot you with fancy shiny lights, then you're just going to have to introduce them to metal bolts.

>> No.48787033

>>48787007
[ ] [BACKUP] Seems like PS knows these fuckers better than you. Follow her lead and give her backup, at least until you know what these phones are capable of.

>> No.48787046

>>48787007
>[ ] [SUMMON] Say hello to your little friends, because you've got better things to do than run after this trio of plastic assholes.

>> No.48787066

>>48787007
>[ ] [CROSSBOW] If they want to try and shoot you with fancy shiny lights, then you're just going to have to introduce them to metal bolts.

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>>48787007
>[ ] [SUMMON] Say hello to your little friends, because you've got better things to do than run after this trio of plastic assholes.
Let's do this.

>> No.48787069

>>48787007
>Follow her lead and give her backup
We've been in Gaminustri too long if we assume it's female just because it does Adventurer stuff. Unless we're judging based on the female ports in which case I don't want to know how sex works in this dimension. How many physical sexes are there? "Where a Power Supply, Video Output, Controller, and a Mommy love each other very much. . ."
>[X] [SUMMON] Say hello to your little friends, because you've got better things to do than run after this trio of plastic assholes.
Let's just go with a nice, safe dice roll.

>> No.48787077

>>48787007
>[x] [BACKUP] Seems like PS knows these fuckers better than you. Follow her lead and give her backup, at least until you know what these phones are capable of.
Where the hell are we?

>> No.48787080

>>48787007
>[ ] [MELEE] Get a running start, get up into their faces, and start slicing and dicing. You'll show them the true meaning of inevitability.

We will tame them.

Except for those Iphuckers. The come from a Company literally called evil (Translated in latin and retranslate it.) so "You shall not suffer the mutant to live".

Alternatively
>
[ ] [BACKUP] Seems like PS knows these fuckers better than you. Follow her lead and give her backup, at least until you know what these phones are capable of.

Is a good move. Still with the taming and Iexterminatus above.

>> No.48787099

>>48787007
[X] [FORTRESS]

Nope not fighting, be safe

>> No.48787106

>>48787007
>[ ] [BACKUP] Seems like PS knows these fuckers better than you. Follow her lead and give her backup, at least until you know what these phones are capable of.

>> No.48787116

>>48787069
There are only 4 Genders: male, Female, Both and None.

So most will be none.

>> No.48787136

>>48787099
>[X] [FORTRESS]

Hole up on your fortress, no need to fight.

>> No.48787200

>>48787007
>[X] [BACKUP] Seems like PS knows these fuckers better than you. Follow her lead and give her backup, at least until you know what these phones are capable of.

>>48787027
>I just hope that if they fund a kickstarter for a sequel to Pysconauts the gane doesn't end that bad.
1. They already funded it, but it wasn't through Kickstarter:
https://www.fig.co/campaigns/psychonauts-2#updates

2. Given how many recent Double Fine games have been screwed over by poor management, I wouldn't keep my hopes up.

>> No.48787201

>>48787007
>[ ] [MELEE] Get a running start, get up into their faces, and start slicing and dicing. You'll show them the true meaning of inevitability.
>[ ] [DRINK]

Urist is far to sober for this bullshit.

>> No.48787202
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48787202

>>48787007
Okay, looks like [BACKUP] wins the vote by a bit, most likely using [SUMMON]s!

>Urist Twelfthbay enters combat!
ROLL d100! (dice+1d100 in the email field)
Taking the best of three!
DC: 50, Bonus: +10
The higher over DC, the higher SHOCK AND AWE

>> No.48787215

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>48787202

>> No.48787218

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>48787202

>> No.48787223

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>48787202

>> No.48787224

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>48787202

>> No.48787227

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>48787202

>> No.48787240

>>48787202
Can it just be best of four from next roll onwards?

>> No.48787256

>>48787218
Not bad. 85 + 10 = 95

not as good as >>48787224
94 +10 = 104
But we have beat the DC handidly nontheless.

>> No.48787259

>>48787240
This isn't Ork Quest anon

>> No.48787267

>>48787240
Silly anon, that's not how things work around here. It would give potentialy good results.

>> No.48787271

>>48787224
>104
Oh goodness. What terrors are we going to unleash this time?

>> No.48787291

>>48787271
We didn't get it, it was a fourth roll.

>> No.48787294
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48787294

>>48787202
Right, looks like the highest is 85 (no, not the fourth roll, sadly), so PS will have some pretty impressive backup-

... for next time, because it's getting pretty late. We'll pick up (hopefully) on TUESDAY, August 16th, at 8:30 pm EST!

As always, questions can go ask.fm/BlorpQuest, and updates will be at https://twitter.com/BlorpQuest. Thanks for participating, guys, and hope you enjoyed the thread- catch you next time!

Here, have the theme of this strange world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVm8lRJosF4

>> No.48787308

>>48787223
God DAMMIT Cockblocker.

>> No.48787326

>>48787294
Thanks Blorp.
>>48787308
And it was me what a surprise.

>> No.48787336

>>48787271
http://mkv25.net/dfma/map-8269
We ARE a PC game.

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48787337

>>48787294
[!]

>> No.48787345

>>48787294
I bet we'll be able to endlessly tease Noire with it if we bring it with us when we find her.

>> No.48787362

>>48787294
Wow, someone really did creat that kind of Video.

Now I am not sad, but content.

>> No.48787369

>>48787345
Are you saying we should get the XBox of this world to travel back with us and be Vert's Little Sister?

>> No.48787402

>>48787369
Nah.

>> No.48787420

>>48787369
It would be Vert's Pet.

Maltreted, forgotten, dustladen pet.

>> No.48787439
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48787439

>>48787420

>> No.48787456

>>48787439
And this is as it should be for eternity.

>> No.48787493

>>48787294
see you in a month blorp.

>> No.48789274

>>48784101
I want Souls to meet Bloodborne.

>> No.48790033

>>48787439
I need the rest of these

>> No.48790045

>>48790033
Ask /nepgen/

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