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Is there a more satisfying weapon than a two handed axe?

>> No.48008021

>>48008001
Xzylvrin tri-mace.

>> No.48008325

>>48008001
Chainsword

>> No.48008510
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48008510

Ladies and Gentlemen; the "Power Maul"

>> No.48008515

Shotgun

>> No.48008518

>>48008001
My own goddamn boner

>> No.48008520

>>48008001
My dick.

>> No.48008527
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48008527

>>48008001
A sharp mind.

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48008532

>>48008518
>>48008520

>> No.48008533

>>48008001
A three and a half handed axe

>> No.48008609
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48008609

>>48008001
A car.

>> No.48008705
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48008705

>>48008001
I was kinda suspicious of going 1d12, rather than 2d6, but after thinking about it for a few seconds it's much better to have a significantly higher chance for high damage. You'll simply have to accept the drawback of slightly higher chance for low rolls.

>> No.48008987

>>48008001
Picks.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkfJkyHass8

(how I paladin, btw)

>> No.48009125
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48009125

A two-handed Thunder Hammer

>> No.48009211
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48009211

A sexual assault weapon.

>> No.48009439
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>> No.48009451

>>48008001

A tree trunk.

>> No.48009575

>>48008001

A four-handed axe, but it requires team work.

>> No.48009586
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48009586

>>48009575
>but it requires team work.

>> No.48009658

>>48008001
As long as it isn't double headed, im fine with it.

>> No.48009706

>>48008705
>significantly higher chance

B..but it's a worse chance. Unless you're talking about crits.

>> No.48009735
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48009735

>>48009706
The average is lower, but there's no bell curve. Anon apparently enjoys the swinginess and would rather get 12 1 out of 12 times than 1 out of 36 times.

>> No.48009742

>>48009586

I think a four armed creature like that using all four hands on the same weapon would face anatomical difficulties.
There's probably a reason four armed races are always depicted quad-wielding

>> No.48009831

>>48008001
banana peel

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48013109

>>48008001
do you even need to ask?

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48013522

>>48009706
>>48009735
2d6: http://anydice.com/program/20
1d12: http://anydice.com/program/74d
You'll have to sort data by "at least", couldn't include that in the url.

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48015325

>>48008609

Motorcycles are basically the throwing dagger of weilding automobiles.

>> No.48015345

>>48008001
FISTS!

>> No.48015358

>>48008001
An amazon's thighs.

>> No.48015618

>>48008510
That looks plastic.

Where'd it come from???

>> No.48015665
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48015665

>>48008001
I heard the Hyper Weapon is pretty satisfying.

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48016781

>>48008001

>> No.48017976

>>48008705
Depends on what you like. Personally, I'd much rather have 2d6 v 1d12.

Higher low, equal high, much better distribution.

>> No.48018552

>>48009742
I prefer my four-armed species to have a two handed weapon and a one handed weapon. Leaves the third arm free for grabbing and counterbalance.

>> No.48018647

>>48008518
>>48008520
Two-handed, not two-fingered

>> No.48018899

Fists.

Also, the colour of my skin.

>> No.48018984

>>48008705
>significantly higher chance for high rolls.
>slightly higher chance for low rolls.

I... what?

>> No.48020065

>>48018552
But which arms do they use on the 2hander?

>> No.48020103

>>48018899
Shut up Chad, your pool of blood misses you.

In animoo Bleach, a guy called Chad who's some flavour of mexican or black, it's hard to tell. He fights with his fists. And at one point joins a group that gets powers from objects sentimental to them and his focus is his dark skin.

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48020691

>>48008001
Batleth

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>>48020691

Proof.

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48021224

>>48008001
>Racism.

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>>48008609
This is the right answer.

>> No.48022750

>>48022593
AW SHIT NIGGA IS THAT KONGOU BANCHOU? I HAVENT READ THAT IN YEARS!

>> No.48023210

>>48008001
My dick

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48023651

Flail.

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48023692

>>48008001
A man

>> No.48027479

Chainsaw.

>> No.48027534

>>48008001
Why is he wearing a scale armour bikini?
If that's supposed to be a woman, which that does not even remotely resemble, why does it not even remotely resemble a woman?

To answer your question, two-handed sword.

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48027648

>>48018647
it can be done.

>> No.48027742

>>48009439
It goes up the booty or the cooty?

>> No.48028072

>>48027534
THIS IS WHAT A REAL WOMAN LOOKS LIKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--S7fNmBw3E

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48028524

>>48027479

This.

>> No.48028579

>>48027534
It's not supposed to be a woman, look at the crotch. It's Dragon Crown's amazon turned into a man.

>> No.48028607
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48028607

Just make this bigger, so that it's more like a war hammer or a huge two handed club. Personally, I'd prefer it to look more like a horse dick, but that's just me

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48028812

>>48008001
Napalm rounds.

>>48028607
>Personally, I'd prefer it to look more like a horse dick, but that's just me
>Not making it look like a dragon dildo

You shame us all, anon.

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48029009

>>48028812
I just think it's more fun and absurd to use a realistic horse dick to beat people to death
Plus I could anally violate rapists and molesters with it and just wreck their ass before the invention of colostomy bags
>pic related

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48029494

Overly large wooden hammers with metal trims.

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48030132

>>48029494
>I fight with a barrel on a stick

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>>48030132
Works well enough for him and Kirby.

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>>48029009

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>>48033179

>> No.48034076

>>48008001
Halberd: two handed axe on the front, pike on the tip, hook on the back that can also be used as an armor piercing pointy ax.

>> No.48034338

>>48008001
The javelin, the pure ecstacy of tossing it right through someone is enough to make me rock hard.

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>>48008001
Your own fists obviously

>> No.48035164

>>48015665
Explain this meme.

>> No.48035908

>>48035027
>That finishing blow

Jesus Christ.

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