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I, the DARK LORD, will grant you power Anon. Take this...


... and reek havoc on the world. Or whatever.

>> No.46890386
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Time to be the radical larry I've always wanted to become.

>> No.46890427

>Your powers are learning the complete history of an object by touching it and controlling earth.
Hmm, what can I do with this power?

>> No.46890448

>power of Manipulating Shadows

seems legit for a dark lord to give me this power

>> No.46890495

>Your powers are near-invulnerability to physical damage and rapid learning.
And the first thing i have learned is that Reek is not the same as Wreak, and the second is that the DARK LORD fucking reeks. And im invulnerable so he can't even hurt me in return.

>> No.46890609

>Your powers are draining life energy and high jumping.

Well! Time to be a vampiric Mario

>> No.46890635

>reek havoc
Wow you're a rude piece of shit, Dark Lord

>> No.46890661

>your powers are a prehensile tongue and jumping high.

Motherfucker made me Toad? For fucks sake

>> No.46890697

>tfw you get manipulating light

Well this is awkward.

>> No.46890716
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I'm satisfied.

>> No.46890717

>physical damage

Because it will still hurt if he punches you hard enough, and you'll still die if he fries your brain with magic.


>> No.46890740

>Your power is immunity to most forms of radiation.

Time to create a sweet place in Chernobyl

>> No.46890772

>Your powers are withstanding extreme cold and passing through solid objects.

>> No.46890799

>Your power is prehensile hair.

I always wanted to be bayonetta.

>> No.46890893

>Your powers are creating copies of yourself and becoming gigantic.

I become the Swole Patrole, and travel the world meting out justice and gains.

>> No.46890940

>Your powers are super hearing and manipulating emotions.

I guess I can have fun eavesdropping on conversations and fucking with the speakers by making them feel different.

>> No.46890959

>Your power is telepathy.

I guess I could drive my targets crazy by constantly talking, or at least act as a human t-mail machine.

Unless the Dark Lord's telepathy is more than sending and receiving thoughts...

>> No.46890968
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>Your power is imitating voices.
But I can do that already

>> No.46890990

>Your powers are manipulating time, seeing in the dark, and near-invulnerability to physical damage.

Can I get a different power? This seems kind of OP.

>> No.46890999

Yeah but now you can imitate several all at once, enough to make it sound like a party or heated discussion is going on behind a door.

>> No.46891013

>Your powers are prehensile hair, camoflaging your body, and draining life energy.

Welp, guess it's time to become some freaky fetish vampire.

>> No.46891018 [SPOILER] 
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>Your power is projecting illusions.

>> No.46891052

how does the dark lord expect me to reek havoc with that though

>> No.46891131
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>Your powers are a prehensile tongue and immunity to most diseases.

Cool, no fear of sickness or disease and I now I'm great at cunnilingus.

>> No.46891147

Become the best geologist to have ever lived?

>> No.46891168
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>Your powers are healing others and draining life energy.

Literally perfect. I guess I win.

>> No.46891350

>Your powers are manipulating gravity, near-invulnerability to physical damage, and withstanding extreme cold.

I see my path now, I must destroy deadliest catch.

>> No.46891370

>Your powers are rapid learning and draining life energy.

I'll rapidly learn fighting skills and sorcery, using my life draining to heal myself in combat. I shall be a formidable apprentice to the Dark Lord.

>> No.46891402

>Your powers are controlling insects and manipulating shadows.

Are you afraid of the dark? I'll give you a reason to be. That and a reason to be afraid of bugs.

>> No.46891499
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But what if your powers can only work simultaneously?

>> No.46891564

>Your powers are eating anything and seeing the future.

Well, just call me the Hungry Hungry Oracle

>> No.46891595

>Your powers are super intelligence and prehensile hair.

Use super intelligence to develop advanced machinery, use hair as extra pairs of limbs. It could work out bretty gud.

>> No.46891644

If metal counts as a type of earth, you could do some Unlimited Blade Works kind of shit. Or the best historian who ever lived. You just gotta convince people to let you touch priceless artifacts like the Mona Lisa to see if you can learn the secret behind her smile.

>> No.46891667

>Your power is high jumping.

Yeah, I'll get right to work on that havoc business of yours...

>> No.46891721

"Your powers are controlling electricity, manipulating gravity, and manipulating emotions."

Just call me Magneto 2.0

>> No.46891737

>Your power is creating fire

So I'm just some guy with a Book of Infinite Matches?

>> No.46891744

>Your powers are creating force fields and breathing underwater.
I guess that's cool.

>> No.46891757

>Your powers are detecting lies and altering your appearance.

The fuck am I supposed to do with this? Be mildly-more-perceptive Mystique? Dark Lord I don't have the tits for that. Can I get a mulligan?

>> No.46891762

> Your powers are prehensile tongue and telepathy

Well my dating game is about to be kicked up to 11

>> No.46891776

>Your powers are controlling water and super navigation skills.

Yo ho ho, motherfuckers!

>> No.46891796

>I don't have the tits for that
can't you just alter your appearance?

>> No.46891821

What if he keeps his gender though?

>> No.46891826
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Now I'm the Dark Lord.

>> No.46891830

>Your powers are healing quickly and becoming gigantic

I think I just became an Attack On Titan character.

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...fuck. Well apparently I have no reading comprehension. Guess I do have the tits for that.

Maybe. I doubt this is coming with a manual.

>> No.46891900

>Your power is manipulating time.

Is it just me or is this one of the most common in this thread anyway?

>> No.46891937
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>The DARKLORD handing out the ability to warp time like candy to every adventurer.
>This is actually a well thought out scheme to destroy the world.

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>Your power is creating copies of yourself.

Right then.
First step: become the largest voting block in the US.
Second Step: Elect myself. To everything.
Third Step: ???
Fourth Step: PROFIT

>> No.46892134

Way to make your internal arguments external and national at the same time

>> No.46892152

I suppose you'd be better than Trump or Hillary

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That only makes things more interesting.

>> No.46892468

>Your powers are learning the complete history of an object by touching it and super speed.
Can I use them together to learn history in superspeed?

>> No.46892698

If you can move at super speed, it kind of implies that you can think and at least process things in super speed, otherwise you wouldn't be able to move quickly and be coordinated.

So yes, you can touch something and know everything about it almost instantaneously.

>> No.46892760

>"Your powers are immunity to most toxins and becoming gigantic."

Well fuck. I mean I guess the best thing to do would be to live in a toxic bog and scare off adventurers.

>> No.46892834

>Your powers are draining life energy and manipulating shadows.
Gee I guess I'm an edgelord now.

>> No.46892849
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>prehensile tongue

>> No.46892942

That isn't a prehensile tongue. Xenomorphs have an inner pharyngeal jaw or whatever. It's literally a second set of teeth, not a tongue.

A better example would be the Lickers or what the fuck they call them now from Resident Evil. Them niggas what with their brains exposed that jump on walls and shit.

>> No.46895110

>Your powers are altering your appearance and creating copies of yourself.

CROWD-LAD TO THE RESC-- actually I just slow down baddies by overpopulating their escape routes. But man, do I get paid a lot to be every single movie extra.

>> No.46895130

>Your powers are prehensile hair, imitating voices, manipulating plants, and controlling arachnids.
So I'm a skinwalker?

>> No.46895143

Your powers are controlling water and seeing the future.

Hydromancer has never been more appropriate a name.

>> No.46895190

>Transforming into a gelatinous form
>Super aiming skills
>Detecting lies, and Super memory.
Uh... I become the world's best gunfighter? I guess "Gelatinous form" would allow me to ignore bullets, assuming I wasn't hit by too many at a time, and if I can convert water to gel or something.

>> No.46895234

Serious question for superpower buffs.
Is telekinesis a viable method for stopping something from dissolving in water? Like could a telekinetic stop food coloring from spreading through a glass of water that is being stirred by someone else? I need to know because of reasons.

>> No.46895273

I see you as a human skeleton surrounded by ballistics gel. A forensics experiment merged with a sentient AI, hunting down those who murdered the hot scientist who programmed you.

>> No.46895316
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>Your powers are super intelligence and projecting illusions.
I hate you DARK LORD
you turned me into Jace

>> No.46895331

Nah bro, think big! Become all the mooks in a bad guy fortress (even the boss mooks), and then when the hero's come storm the place, reveal that everyone is you except the befuddled BBEG, and defeat them that way.

[/spoiler] then reveal you are also the BBEG... then reveal you are also the heros. [/spoiler]

>> No.46895332

>Your powers are manipulating time and manipulating gravity.
Now that's some cool shit. There are so many potential combos to do with these powers combined. Also a hard counter towards those with super speed. I like it

>> No.46895370

Nothing, because first you would need to control Earth. Maybe Ban Ki-moon could use it, but it's highly dubious.

>> No.46895535

Thanks, I am super appreciative of this gift. But is there a reason for the tail?

(Your powers are super intelligence, manipulating plants, and a prehensile tail.)

>> No.46895548

Shadow is just lack of light, so you can manipulate shadows too.

>> No.46895591

>your powers are eating anything and the ability to transform into a liquid form


>> No.46895619

>Your power is super balance.

>> No.46895725
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Don't listen to him anons. I,the LORD OF LIGHT, bless you with something superior.

Receive my gift...


>> No.46895735

>Your power is super navigation skills.
Alright guys Road Trip Time

>> No.46895776

>withstanding extreme cold.
>Ash Breath
Think I'm gonna go with the Darkness on this one

>> No.46895803

>Your powers are transforming into a gelatinous form, teleportation, controlling minds, and eating anything

Okay. I seem kind of horrifying.

>> No.46895852

Anarchy inducement. Thank you, Lord of Light.

>> No.46895874

>Light control + Immunity to Radiation
>Bow manipulation

Gonna have to go with 'Force the Lord of Light to get me a better power'.

>> No.46895875

Your powers are manipulating emotions, controlling arachnids, and detecting lies.

"Interstellar Travel"

Take the Dark Lord's powers and become spider-prosecutor, or take the Lord of Lights, and fly around in space?

Gonna have to say, being a lawyer sounds much safer, despite how cool going to sphess would be. On the other hand if space-flight included in-atmosphere flight, I could tow satellites...

>> No.46895876

Controlling arachnids. On a large scale, this is terrifying. I will become the bane of arachnophobes everywhere.

>> No.46895891
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>Your powers are controlling arachnids and invisibility.

>I am Australian

>> No.46895927
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>Your powers are super speed, near-invulnerability to physical damage, controlling water, and becoming tiny.
>Marsupial Physiology

Not seeing the superiority here, unless it's specifically get cartoon Taz powers. Also posting this horrific diapermech that was on the page.

>> No.46895938

>Your powers are manipulating shadows, shooting energy beams, breathing underwater, and transforming into a gelatinous form.

>> No.46895943

>Perfection Embodiment
>The user of this ability isn't just personally perfect in all aspects of their being, but is the universal embodiment of perfection itself, representing all things that are flawless. The user is essentially devoid of all flaws and constraints, having nothing whatsoever to stand in their way.
Sounds about right.
>Perfection can be considered a dead end, as it leaves no more room for imagination, additional knowledge or abilities, leaving nothing but despair to come.
Eh, I'll chance it.

>> No.46895951

>Sulfur manipulation

Fuck you, Lord of Light, I'm going back to my invisible spiders.

>> No.46895964

...Fuck you Lord of Light. I get Ash Breath and you make this nigga perfect

>> No.46896017

>Your powers are seeing through illusions and healing others.

Now what will you do?!

>> No.46896031
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>already have these powers
come the fuck on, DARK LORD.

>> No.46896034

>Your powers are sensing emotions, manipulating gravity, and rapid learning.

Well, boss.

Gravity manipulation is one of those that can be really overpowered, and is cleverly abusable.

>> No.46896036

Why thank you lord of light with this in addition to the powers the dark lord gave me >>46895938
I am become Shoggoth.

>> No.46896076


Now I can just vaporize people with my punhes

>> No.46896100

I think the Lord of Light only want us to take his and refuse the Dark Lord's

>> No.46896119

I think I >>46895874
have light control and don't give a shit. FREE POWERS FOR ALL!

>> No.46896124
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Noice. I get to have skeletons without the rotting flesh smell that they sometimes have.
Thanks, Lord of Light.

>> No.46896165

>Your powers are transforming into a liquid form and controlling water.

Well, those make sense together.

>> No.46896278

Ha what an idiot.

>> No.46896291

>Your powers are controlling electricity and invisibility.

Nice. Time to go invisible and turn some dildos to super high.

>> No.46896300

>controlling air and super aiming
That's pretty useful.

>> No.46896327

>Enhanced Breath

Finally. I can get through cardio at the gym.

>> No.46896330

Manipulating gravity and controlling air.

Fuck yeah.

>> No.46896382

>Your power is viewing remote events

Presuming this is anywhere on earth, this is a hilarious power. I wouldn't even use it to fight crime. I'd just scry people all day long for shits and giggles. Just, out of nowhere

>"I wonder what Donald Trump is doing right now."
>"I should scry the Israeli PM"
>"I want to see the world through a random japanese person's eyes"

I would spend hours just channel surfing, tossing my perceptions about so I could watch random shit. And when I get bored of that, I'll call or tweet people telling them what they're doing at that exact moment. Just to fuck with them.

>> No.46896496

>Your power is sensing emotions.

Well thanks you sexually confused twat, you've turned me into Diana Troy. I'm switching sides.

>Interaction Manipulation
>Since interaction is the origin of all changes or no change, this power holds the ability to shape everything and decide all outcomes.

Great, now I can be Troy even harder. Also anything else that comes to mind.

>> No.46896666
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I wonder how powerful I can get with this.

>> No.46896693

>Your powers are immunity to most toxins and near-invulnerability to physical damage.

BRB ruining the pharmaceutical industry

You can actually -reek- havoc.

>> No.46897209
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>Your power is flight

Thank you DARK LORD. i can become the bane of airline companys

>> No.46897726

>forcefields and controlling arachnids
so jeah. im totally dropping shielded arachnids in the european parlement and going to lough gleefully when the spiders freak them the fuck out by beeing un-squishable.

>> No.46897750

you just turned me into a god damn tengu.
at least the darklord let me be myself and dump forcefielded spiders on people >.>

>> No.46897761

>Your powers are near-invulnerability to physical damage, creating force fields, and manipulating gravity.
Bow to your new Dark Lord!

>> No.46897769

>The ability to create tools, objects, weapons, armor, and even appendages out of blood. Sub-power of Blood Manipulation, variation of Organic Constructs.
Seems legit. Thanks, Lord of Light!

>> No.46898002
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Thine gifts are most generous, Dark lord.

>> No.46898615
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So, do i manipulate time by changing my mass?
The more massive i become the slower the time starts going around me?
Did i just become Gabe Newell?

>> No.46898838

>Your power is healing others.



>> No.46899175

>Your powers are sensing emotions and withstanding extreme heat.
I shall be the head psychiatrist of your doom fortress.

>> No.46899950
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Fuck you, Dark Lord.

>> No.46900060

Well, he's the Dark Lord, not the Awesome Super Powers Lord.

>> No.46900083

>Your powers are projecting illusions, eating anything, immunity to most forms of radiation, and creating copies of yourself.
That's pretty fucking neato, actually. I could make unlimited copies since my copies could eat anything.

>> No.46900170

> Your power is altering your appearance.
Hopefully this means shape-shifting or I'm fucked.

>> No.46900198


>Your powers are an enhanced sense of smell, becoming gigantic, eating anything and a prehensile tongue.

So i am to become a vore giantess... Glorious.

>> No.46900238
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Well, there's plenty I could do with this.

>> No.46900262

>Your powers are teleportation, learning the complete history of an object by touching it, and controlling electricity.

>Teleport in secure server rooms
>Take ALL the personal information

Yes my Lord, let the fraud begin!

>> No.46900264

I shall now subject you to emotional damage.

>> No.46900299

>Your power is withstanding extreme cold.

Should I reroll? I'm already Canadian.

>> No.46900359
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Gonna start my own youtube channel where I freeze things and smash them in gravity wells.
RHNB guy just can't compete

>> No.46900369

rapid learning, withstanding extreme cold, and super speed.
No synergy whatsoever, but i guess i could be the best arctic researcher ever.
>Fire Wall Generation
I'm slighty pyromanic anyway, so, burn, baby, burn!
>The fuck am I supposed to do with this?
Go rule the world, dumbass!

>> No.46900387

You have ascended to become SHREK

>> No.46900431
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You gotta think about it anon.

>> No.46900477

>Your power is immunity to most toxins.
Doesn't this make me immune to alcohol too? Fuck.

>> No.46900514

>Lord of Light gives me the gift of reoroduction through consumption of other beings.
>Lord of datkness lets me freeze things and manipulate gravity.

Fuck off douche of light.

>> No.46901821
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>Your power is transforming into a gaseous form.
Well this blows

>> No.46902349

>Eclipse Manipulation
This is fucking worthless

>> No.46902379
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>Your powers are teleportation and freezing things
*teleports behind you*
*freezes you*
Pssh, nuthin' personnel paladin.

>> No.46902435

>manipulating plants and breathing underwater

I thank you for your blessing oh Dark One.

I shall now wreak havoc as Seaweed Man! Fear me!

>> No.46902455
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Your power is controlling arachnids.

>> No.46902589
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>Your powers are super memory and seeing the future.

Time to take up knife fighting, because I just became Kwisatz Haderach.

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>Your power is creating copies of yourself.

>> No.46902691

>Your powers are immunity to most toxins and transforming into a liquid form.
Guess I'm some sort of an assassin who uses poison clouds now

Pretty cool I guess

>> No.46902712

[kull wahad intensifies]

>> No.46902761

>Your powers are learning the complete history of an object by touching it, controlling water, and super intelligence.

Sweet, I can basically learn how to make anything by touching it and I can basically rip people in half by controlling the water in their body.

>> No.46902944

>Elastic Eye, the power to stretch your eye.

This sounds more painful than anything else.

>Pic related

I shall become DMMK. It is my destiny.

>> No.46902957
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Fuck me I forgot the picture.

>> No.46903039

>Your powers are shooting energy beams, controlling insects, an enhanced sense of smell, and transforming into a gaseous form.

>> No.46903116

>Your powers are manipulating gravity, telepathy, and near-invulnerability to physical damage.

>> No.46903535
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That's actually a super legit plan.

>> No.46903586

Give yourself schizophrenia and become everyone. The BBEG. The heroes. The faceless mooks. The wise mentor who gets killed by the BBEG. The team pet. The primary, secondary and tertiary love interests. The rival.


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Thanks bro

>> No.46903673

Is it? It doesn't matter how many different variety of fake mustache you bring, a massive jump in voter attendance is going to get noticed. Especially if they all vote for the same person.

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>Your powers are healing others and manipulating shadows.

Can't wake up.

>> No.46903765

But there's technically no law against it so they're forced to either make a farce of the entire system or accept it as legit.

>> No.46904222

Yeah but only one you is a citizen on the voting register you'll basically need to have the biggest court case in history to decide if you creating those copies counts as them being "born" and thus a citizen of the nation.

>> No.46904946

I am Vidyaman!

>> No.46905610

I'm dying

>> No.46906030
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>and high jumping

>> No.46907028

>Your powers are breathing underwater, flight, and manipulating metal.

That's real magneato

>> No.46907269
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Guess this is like the Reality TV of super powerful godlike entities; granting random schmucks superpowers and seeing how it all goes to hell.
>your power is shadow manipulation
Anyone want to play shadow puppets?
But...you give one power max(that I also got one power from the Dark Lord...guess I'll double dip)
>Outbreak Survivalist
>The user has the skills to survive an outbreak be it a zombie apocalypse, a viral pandemic, a quarantine and etc., can find most supplies and tools and keep a cool head as well as their sanity.
Cool, so when it all goes to shit I guess I'll make a living by entertaining the masses with my shadow Simpson/Frasier reruns.


>> No.46907284

>Your powers are creating force fields and draining life energy.

WELL fuck alright.

>> No.46907294

>Your powers are reading minds and super strength.
Not bad.

>> No.46907377

>have to register all your alternate selves
>have to feed, provide shelter and maintain your copies
>The world is just going to allow you to keep copying and not seek to stomp you out like the infesting bug you are
Just stick to the normal thing someone with this power would do.

masturbatory orgy

>> No.46907629

>Your power is an elastic body
I stretch myself into a girl figure, and go about trying to become the worlds biggest popstar thanks to my malleable form. If that fails, I just go Luffy from one piece

>> No.46907804


Are you afraid?

You will be

>powers are manipulating shadows, manipulating emotions, and near-invulnerability to physical damage.



thanks for the extra power sucker

Welp am evil

>> No.46908469

>Your powers are invisibility and super memory.
Not bad, could be some sort of spy or detective with a massive knowledge base. Pretty useful for mundane life too.

>> No.46908570



Sure, I'll help your cause.
Just...give me time, I guess? Eventually I'll unlock my true form or whatever. Hopefully it's won't be complete shit.

>> No.46910226

Become a torturer. Mutilate people, heal them, and then do it again.

>> No.46910532

>Your powers are manipulating shadows and transforming into a gaseous form

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Looks like I'm just missing earth. Nice.

>> No.46912913

>Your powers are transforming into a gaseous form, passing through solid objects, and detecting lies.
I... guess I can be a really good spy?

>> No.46912960

>Not wearing a uranium suit

>> No.46913689

>Your powers are creating fire, healing others, and camoflaging your body.

Im okay with this

>> No.46915375


Manipulating light and fire as well as healing quickly, So i'm a paladin now!

Time to take down the dark lord

>> No.46916075

Your powers are super intelligence, creating copies of yourself, and an elastic body.

So I could create an army of super smart, stretchy mes. Thanks dark lord?

>> No.46916207

>Your power is controlling air.


>> No.46916272

>Your powers are manipulating time, learning the complete history of an object by touching it, controlling insects, and super hearing.

Honestly this is pretty cool. I can learn the history of object by touching it,and then see the most important events by travelling back in time.
And with my army of wasps,flies and bees I can change past and see what happens.

>> No.46916544

>prehensile tail and immunity to most forms of radiation.


Well...I think Light gave me the more powerful one but I don't think I want Allahu Akbar the entire universe

>> No.46916549

"The user can alter the fabric of reality via the thoughts and imagination of others, rather then themselves. Using their thoughts, they can bring whatever they were thinking at the time to life."
This is some JoJo bullshit right here, thanks Lord of Light.

>> No.46916594

>Your powers are manipulating emotions, creating copies of yourself, and seeing in the dark.

... I manipulate myself to become happy, am no longer a virgin, and can save a whole lot on power bills, I guess.
Actually depending on the range of this whole emotional manipulation deal, I guess I can find work as a therapist. Or become the greatest actor manager in the world. Or just straight up sell happiness like a drug kingpin. There's a lot of vectors for such a vague ability.

>> No.46916651

>Your powers are sensing emotions and creating force fields.
Sure, that's a super power, creating emotional fields and being able to tell other people's emotions, ignoring the fact I learned both of those things manually to fit in with normies while I was growing up you fucking cretin.

>Sobriety Empowerment
You are both cuntjuggling bumblefucks. I'm giving myself the superpower to breathe air and swim in water while we're at it, and will be taking up the title of "Lord of everything forever", I bless everyone in this thread with the ability to post on 4chan.

>> No.46916652

>Your powers are seeing through solid objects and rapid learning.
Well that's kind of cool.

And your offer is to make me literally the God-beyond-God, who made myself and all things.
Yeah, I'm siding with the light here.

>> No.46916853

But how can he make you the god who made himself?
You would have to already be the demiurge of the demiurge and he's just making you aware of that fact.
Unless you're actually the lord of light talking to yourself..

>> No.46916944

>Your powers are healing quickly, manipulating time, projecting illusions, and draining life energy.

Time vampire. Thanks for the new game idea DARK LORD

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>> No.46916985

But why does God need a spaceship?

>> No.46919187

>Your powers are detecting lies and telepathy.
>Epoch Embodiment.

Light can go fuck itself.

>> No.46919225

DARK LORD gives me the Power of Creating Fire.

LORD OF LIGHT gives me the power of http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multi-Weapon_Wielding

Well this is a no brainer.

>> No.46919255

>Your powers are manipulating plants and super speed.
Can I manipulate plants at super speed or just move at super speed? Might be cool if it is the first.

Flash Gardener

>> No.46919316

>Your powers are prehensile hair, manipulating gravity, and super strength.

So I am strong as fuck along with gravity control and I have fabulous hair. Question is, is my hair also super strong.

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I can life with this easily

>> No.46919871

>Your powers are controlling insects, eating anything, and super hearing.

So I will basically become a hive king? The other stuff also seems quite useful.

>> No.46920149


>Your powers are imitating voices and creating copies of yourself.

This is actually a sweet set - a bit overpowered, but not enough to be boring. Hmm... might use it for a creature later.

>> No.46920258


>>Your powers are controlling water and super navigation skills.

Captain Seaman is ready to serve you, darklord.

>> No.46920262


Create a messianic cult around yourself and go nuts.

Seriously, how hard was that?

>> No.46920269

>Your powers are manipulating time and manipulating gravity
this seems like it has the potential to be rediculously OP... I like it

>> No.46920309


Butterfly-based timeline manipulation. There goes the neighbourhood.

>> No.46920318

>Weapon Absorption
So basically I'm an 40k obliterator now?

>> No.46920334


Just make all the life-related effects temporal-based, without all the "life force" bs.

>> No.46920421

>meta power manipulation
>the ability to freely manipulate every power without limit.
Wew, rest of you may as well go home, I won

>> No.46920449

>Your power is withstanding extreme cold.

...Thanks Obama

Guess it could come in handy if I decided to work in Canada or Siberia...

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Dark lord, have I insulted you somehow?
>Your power is manipulating plants.

Ah no? Erm..well I'll just go reek havoc in the park then.

>> No.46920516

>Your power is prehensile hair.
but i'm balding

>> No.46920592

FIghting Mustache!

Or...you know...Armpits.

>> No.46920596

That's an awesome power though. Healing plants, man-eating plants, drug plants, poisonous plants, out-of-season plants, furniture or even house-shaped plants... possibilities are only limited by your imagination.

>> No.46920942

>Your powers are altering your appearance and becoming gigantic.

Wow. How can I not make this lewd?

>> No.46921014

>Your powers are an enhanced sense of smell and creating fire.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

>> No.46921063

>Sadness Augmentation
>The power to augment sadness in others.
>Not to confused with Sadness Inducement.
I'm fucking useless.

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I guess call me Jiraya


>> No.46921187

>Your powers are super strength and super balance.

What is super balance?

>> No.46921232

>prehensile tongue
>controlling fire

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I don't know.

>> No.46921291

>Your powers are invisibility, prehensile hair, and teleportation.

I never knew how much I needed these powers until now.

>> No.46921350


Well this is interesting.

>> No.46921363


>Your powers are near-invulnerability to physical damage, passing through solid objects, and controlling arachnids.

This is going to be awesome!

>> No.46921854

vampire of entropy?

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Time to be the Mary Sue I was born to be!

>> No.46922134

>Your powers are immunity to most diseases and passing through solid objects.
So I become a Nurgle style infiltrator killing through biowarfare.


>> No.46922889

>Your powers are rapid learning, manipulating time, passing through solid objects, and learning the complete history of an object by touching it.

Committing evil and reeking havoc is for the rest of you losers. I'll be learning everything about the universe, and raking in the money when I publish the information.

>> No.46923117

Someone said flashfire?

>Your powers are super speed and controlling fire.

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>Your powers are super navigation skills and detecting lies.
I am the tour guide gotham deserves.

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>Your powers are a prehensile tail and transforming into a gelatinous form.

Gee. Thanks Dark Lord. I always wanted to be a level 1 encounter.

>> No.46924449

>Your powers are manipulating emotions, becoming gigantic, camoflaging your body, and super aiming skills.

Is there something that I can't do?

>> No.46924998

>Your powers are transforming into a liquid form and creating fire.
a bit of a polar power set, but I could have done a lot worse. If I want to be an asshole I can be a sneaky arsonist or I could just be a sneaky sneak.
And naturally there are plenty of perverted applications for this, even beyond where I can go by getting into water systems
Alternatively, if I get to be creative with exactly what liquid I turn into, then I become a liquid metal metal firestorm and do... something.
Thanks anyways dark lord.

>Inodorosity: The power to have no discernible scent.
you're not really making a very good pitch there lord of light, but I'll take it if the powers aren't mutually exclusive. It might be a sneaking boost if nothing else, and if liquid I turn into is mutable I could make a lot of poisons less detectable. Don't think the lord of light would appreciate that, but if this is all he's giving me then I don't really care.

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>Your powers are invisibility, learning the complete history of an object by touching it, and camoflaging your body.
So I can become even more invisible by camouflaging myself?

>> No.46927035

>Your power is draining life energy.

>> No.46927145

Thanks, you are clearly the good guy here.

>> No.46927284

Your powers are near-invulnerability to physical damage and imitating voices.

With this power, I will become

The most annoying clown

No one will be able to stop me from standing just slightly behind their left shoulder and perfectly imitating everything they say.

>> No.46927361

>Your powers are seeing the future, teleportation, controlling insects, and manipulating gravity.
Of to ruling the world. With power over gravity and the ability to see the future I can pretty much play god with some thought. Controlling insects lets me bring biblical plagues over the world if I want and teleportation means I am where I need, when I need.

>> No.46927618

>Your powers are controlling electricity and seeing the future.

Cool, time to win the lottery make millions in high risk investments and mess with New York power supply for shit and giggles.

>> No.46930430

Your powers are super hearing and manipulating gravity.

Yeah sorry Lord of Light. The Dark Lord's powers just seem more pragmatic

>> No.46930470

>Your power is seeing in the dark.
Alright. Guess I'm the next generation of Human.

>> No.46930540


>Visit [4CHAN BOARD], [REDDIT], [TUMBLR], ect...
>Find niche radicals or ordinary normies, as per whatever disgusts you more
>Infinity Power

Now you're basically the OPM of disgust.

>> No.46930714


I don't think voter ID laws really cover citizens reproducing by budding and stuff like that. Likely they'll default to just allowing the original to vote, or simple one since there was only one registered. Also, they'd just fuck him over for voter fraud because every one of them will have the same SSID, named, and other information.

Worst case scenario is that he's just created a whole bunch of himself that need jobs and clothing and food and shelter to support themselves in a crappy job market. So they're reliant on government assistance or take up job opportunities from non-copied people. Essentially, he's made himself into Mexicans.

>> No.46930950

Your powers are super navigation skills and manipulating time.
Umbrakinetic Wing Manifestations, A.K.A. Shadow wings.

I'm going with the Dark Lord on this one.

>> No.46931054

>Your powers are immunity to most diseases and super speed.
I mean, super speed is rad and all and totally good enough by itself, but I don't even get sick all that often anyway. Disease immunity is the kind of shit you get as an afterthought as part of being a cool robot or something.

>> No.46931088

>Your powers are eating anything, super navigation skills, healing quickly, and immunity to most diseases.
So, literally the worlds best adventurer ever?

>> No.46931632

>Your powers are super hearing and invisibility.
Sweet, I can be the creepy stalker I've always known I could be!

>> No.46931650

Alexandria? Best watch out for bugs.

>> No.46931810

>Your powers are manipulating emotions and super intelligence.
Between those two I can basically convince anyone to do anything, right? Not bad.

>> No.46931815

>learning the complete history of an object by touching it
>touches a rock

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>Your power is sensing emotions.

>> No.46932315

insect controll, elastic body, immunity to most radiation and invisibility

>> No.46932487

I should not have this power. Oh man, I really shouldn't.

Whelp, time to get a super villain name and start robbing banks.

>> No.46934901

>Your powers are super speed, seeing the future, passing through solid objects, and transforming into a liquid form.

The question is, can I use this assortment of powers to see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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