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You pry Willie off your side cautiously, slipping your pillow into her arms as you ease on out. She murmurs quietly and crushes it to her tightly before settling into deeper slumber once more, drooling on her pillow slightly. Your cane is leaning against the bed for easy access. You use it to lever yourself out of bed (slowly, so you don't rock Willie.) Giving the release mechanism a twist, you unsheath a few feet of blade, gleaming cool and wicked in the shadows. Your leg is between pills at the moment, and screaming - it doesn't even want to flex all that much - but you bite down on the pain and kind of drag it, leaning to one side just enough to swing your foot forward without brushing the carpet. The bedroom door opens without a sound, revealing the empty living area. Your apartment is laid out similarly to Arizona's - it's a bit bigger, and the door opens directly to the sidewalk outside, like the rest of the rooms in this wing. The only sound is the quiet bubbling of the fish bowl's air-ee-... thing. The fish tank bubbler thing. You never kept pet fish. Always seemed daft to you.

*toonk toonk toonk*

There, floating in his big fish bowl set on the over-sink wall/living room cutout is your little dogfish, backlit by the stove light. He's picked up the sole decoration your tank came with - a cheap little plastic castle sized just right for maybe two minnow darters, or half a guppy - and he's bapping it against the side of the tank with sharp little flexes of his body.

Dogfish might be a small species of shark, but this strikes you as unusual even for a shark.

Not that you'd know.

>> No.46739121

Just to be sure, you creep across the room and peer out the peephole at your door. Only the sallow yellow light of a sodium lamp on the worn concrete walkway is visible. Just to be sure, you unbolt the latch, open the door, and damn near jump back as Shoukaku's head falls on your feet.

The impact jolts her awake. Her eyes flutter, then widen, staring up at you - you're only half-dressed, after all, and depending on her eyesight she might be getting a good look up your boxers. This information filters into your brain very orderly, very matter-of-factly, and you file it away with the due diligence of someone who knows that paperwork must be stored neatly, even if you don't give the faintest fucking damn about reading it.

“... hi,” you say dully.

Then you turn and stalk towards your kitchen.

Shoukaku has recovered enough to close the door and slink into the kitchen after you, staring at her slippered toes as she nervously strokes a lock of hair she's pulled over her shoulder. She's wearing naught but a long white nightgown and a shamed expression. She watches silently as you drift into the kitchen, brace yourself over the sink and stare blearily at the dogfish, who's turned to face you and is still insistently tapping the bowl with his tiny plastic crenelations.

A few seconds later, something makes a connection in your head. You stagger to your fridge (smacking your toes on the fucking table in the process,) and come back with a plastic tupperware container. One at a time, you withdraw little bits of salmon speared on blunted toothpicks. The dogfish floats to the top of the tank expectantly, and darts forward to snag his food off the picks as you dip them into the water.

“... what are you doing?” Shoukaku asks from behind you quietly.

“Feeding my dogfish.”

She glances over her shoulder at the LED display on the over-counter microwave. “... at 4AM? Why?”

“Because I've lost control of my life,” you state simply.

>> No.46739153

WHAT HAPPENS IN THE DOCKS

>> No.46739190

That keeps her quiet until you finish the feeding. Sated, your “fish” sinks to the bottom of his bowl, resting on his belly, his little pointed snout seeming to point ever so slightly, as if his belly is so loaded it's become curved. You almost expect a burp from him.

“So,” you say, and you hear Shoukaku shrink against the wall. “What brings you to Motel Settle at fuck-hundred-hours?”

“Ww-wwhwa-”

“I mean, uh, really fuckin eeaarrgh,” you mutter, dragging your hands down your face. “Sorry. Still wakin up.” You splash some water out of the sink onto your face, then turn to face her. She's got her rear against the stovetop, hugging herself and doing her best to vanish.

“I... I don't know.”

You blink. “Come again?”

“I've been... sleepwalking.”

“Huh,” you reply. “How bad?”

“... pretty bad,” she whispers.

[ ] ... so why did you walk here?
[ ] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?
[ ] Why don't I make some tea or something? I'm sure Kongou and company left some here when they crashed in the other day...

>> No.46739193

>I've lost control of my life

BETTER QUESTION, WHY THE FUCK IS SHOKAKU HERE

>> No.46739195

>>46739108

>> No.46739208

>>46739108
wat
>>46739121
WAT
>“Because I've lost control of my life,” you state simply.
kek

>> No.46739221

>>46739190
>[x] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?

>> No.46739224

>>46739190
>[x] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?

Might as well lend an ear to her

>> No.46739227

>>46739190
>[ ] Why don't I make some tea or something? I'm sure Kongou and company left some here when they crashed in the other day...

>> No.46739236

>>46739108
CALLED IT

>>46737638

>> No.46739240

>>46739190
>[ ] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?

>> No.46739244

>>46739190
>[x] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?
>[x] Doubt

>>46739121
>Shoukaku is here wearing only a nightgown and a shamed expression.

I wish I had the picture of the two women meeting in a hallway, one's wearing a night gown and the other's holding a pillow.

I remember that it was posted in SWQ or SW:89 but I can't be asked to go archive diving.

>> No.46739246

>>46739190
>[ ] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?
Dreams are the theme this session huh?

>> No.46739249

>>46739190
>[X] Why don't I make some tea or something? I'm sure Kongou and company left some here when they crashed in the other day...

Prepare to drama

>> No.46739251

>>46739190
>[ ] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?

aka 'any nightmares with two spoopy traitors?'

>> No.46739252

>>46739190
>[ ] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?
AHAHA FUCK THIS IS BAD.
YAMATO, SHIGURE, NAKA, WILLIE, AND NOW SHOUKAKU? WE'RE GONNA WAKE UP TO A FUCKING EPIDEMIC OF 2SPOOKYBULLSHIT

>> No.46739270

HOUSTON AND PERTH WHEN?

>> No.46739274

>>46739190
>[ ] Why don't I make some tea or something? I'm sure Kongou and company left some here when they crashed in the other day...

>> No.46739280

>>46739190
>[ ] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?
>[ ] Why don't I make some tea or something? I'm sure Kongou and company left some here when they crashed in the other day...

>> No.46739282

>>46739190
>[ ] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?
There is but one thing to do. Sortie, find RFV, and send it back to the stone ages.

>> No.46739291

>>46739190
>[X] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?
>[X] Make small chat while making tea. Less interrogation, more dialogue.

>> No.46739296

>>46739252

I've been sleeping fucking fine, at least. Well, for a given fucking value of fine. I'm sure some fucking shrink would have something to say about me falling asleep to shit like versus terminus and pacing death's trail, but fuck them, right? at least I still get a solid six hours of fucking sleep a night!

>> No.46739303

>>46739190
>[x] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?

>> No.46739304

>>46739252
Little do they know that our desire to hate fuck their faces has conditioned us to grow hard at the sight of spooky blue eyes.

>> No.46739309

>>46739190
>[ ] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?
Start putting the pieces together, Settle...

>> No.46739310

>>46739190
>[X] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?

WELP SHOULD HAVE STAYED WITH ARI GUYZ

>> No.46739311

>>46739190
>[ ] Why don't I make some tea or something? I'm sure Kongou and company left some here when they crashed in the other day...

>> No.46739322

>>46739190
>[x] Why don't I make some tea or something? I'm sure Kongou and company left some here when they crashed in the other day...
Shit's good for the soul, so is whiskey.

>> No.46739323

>>46739270
>Hamp and his sister fighting

ahahaahah soon I hope soon

>> No.46739329

>>46739296
You're also not a shipgirl, so

>> No.46739330

>>46739190
>[x]That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?

All i could think of with that dogfish was "SUCK MY DICK I'M A SHAAARK!"

>> No.46739343

>>46739190
>[ ] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?

>> No.46739362

>>46739329

Yeah, but there's a dedicated fucking faction that says I'm one of Iowa's fairies. Which puts all kinds of disturbing fucking implications on the tidalwave of fuckers that want me to dick Yamato.

>> No.46739365

>>46739252
>WE'RE GONNA WAKE UP TO A FUCKING EPIDEMIC OF 2SPOOKYBULLSHIT

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS.

>> No.46739368

>>46739304
Shoudicku would love that

>> No.46739369

>>46739190
[x] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?

>> No.46739372

>>46739121
>“Because I've lost control of my life,”

Kek levels: high

>> No.46739386

>>46739310
I'm beginning to see why deme ignored that write in. All this dream shit wouldn't have worked as well.

>> No.46739395

>>46739362
>Not wanting to place some of Iowa's superheavy shells in Yamato's magazine

What are you gay?

>> No.46739396

>>46739362
>Which puts all kinds of disturbing fucking implications on the tidalwave of fuckers that want me to dick Yamato.
It's all right, you used to lead a VBSS team.You're used to boarding action.

>> No.46739397

>>46739362
Silly Hate, fairies don't get nightmares.

>> No.46739407

>>46739190
>[ ] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?

Time to go full spoopy, and start tracking those cunts down.

>> No.46739430

>>46739190
>[ ] Why don't I make some tea or something? I'm sure Kongou and company left some here when they crashed in the other day...
>This is the third person with weird dream bullshit this night.

>> No.46739444

>>46739190
>[ ] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?
And it better not be the wet kind.

>> No.46739462

>>46739190
>[X ] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?

>> No.46739465

>>46739190
>[ ] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?

>> No.46739470

>>46739368
I believe a better name would be Shoucocku.

>> No.46739480

>>46739362
What's wrong with a little boarding action?

>> No.46739486

>>46739190
>[ ] Why don't I make some tea or something? I'm sure Kongou and company left some here when they crashed in the other day...
As a social thing, tea should help.

And if what Erebus and Terror were speaking the truth, we're going to have a whole harbor-ful of sleepwalking/nightmares/shipgirls-gone-half-Abyssal.
I'm half-hoping that Crab gets a few broken bones from a half-Abyssal Yuudachi.

>> No.46739492

>>46739470
I thought it was just Slut

>> No.46739503

>>46739190
>[ ] Why don't I make some tea or something? I'm sure Kongou and company left some here when they crashed in the other day...

>> No.46739507

>>46739190
>[ ] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?

>> No.46739515

>>46739190
[X] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?

>> No.46739529

>>46739190
>[X] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?

>> No.46739549

>>46739190
>[x] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?

>> No.46739558

>>46739190
[ ] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?

>> No.46739568

>>46739486
Don't forget Kaminari. Remember the grinder stunt from when we first got an idea of what a true dick-waving asshole to little girls is like?

>> No.46739579

>>46739365
Shivers down your spine.

>> No.46739595

>>46739190
>[ ] Why don't I make some tea or something? I'm sure Kongou and company left some here when they crashed in the other day..

>> No.46739600

>>46739470
>the joke
( )< your head...

>> No.46739630

>>46739396
>>46739480

You just wanna see some fucking lesbian action. Iowa on Yams.

To be fucking fair, it'd be some amazing lesbian action. I guess I can't fucking fault you for it.

>> No.46739650

>>46739630
>I think of her as a sister
>but she'd also be hot lezzing it up with Iowa

>> No.46739683

>>46739630
So you admit that it'd be awesome lesbian action to watch, and yet you still don't want to be a part of it.

Guys. I think Hate wants Settle to be the one slamming a round into his breech. There's no ther explanation.

>> No.46739689

>>46739630
You just fucking burned yourself LT, can't claim denial no more. The mask slipped, we ain't fooled no more.

>> No.46739691

>>46739190
>[ ] Why don't I make some tea or something? I'm sure Kongou and company left some here when they crashed in the other day...

And then the rest of the ships getting haunted by RFV arrive.

>> No.46739693

>>46739630
What about an Iowa Class x Yamato Class 6-way.

>> No.46739697

>>46739579
Bodies aching all the time?

>> No.46739702

>>46739650
Nigga I find my sister attractive as all hell.

Doesn't necessarily mean I'd stick my meatstick in her tho. That would be weird.

>> No.46739720

>>46739693
Wouldnt that be a 7 way including the cripple Shinano?

>> No.46739722

>>46739702
>if you weren't mah sister, I'd fuck ya

okay southerner

>> No.46739723

>>46739630
Okay, who do you want to dick?

Just tell us. Who do you wanna dick the most right now?

>> No.46739729

>>46739630
Why would you want to see your "sister" doing that?

: ^ )

>> No.46739732

>>46739689
He's never said they're not sexy, just that he's not in a romantic or sexual relationship with them.

>> No.46739745

>>46739702

Fucking thank you.

I'm admitting it'd be hot, not that I fucking want to fuck her or even watch her get fucked.

>> No.46739747

>>46739697
SHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SOUL!

>> No.46739777

>>46739745
You're alright with me doing some things in a Hotel with the Hotel then?

>> No.46739796

>>46739777

Fuck no.

>> No.46739804

>>46739630
Hoe about some Iowa on Kongo action?

>> No.46739817

>>46739190

>[ ] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?

If the Abyss is trying some spoopy dream corruption bullshit...

How do we counter it?

Find good men for each girl to sleep with?

>> No.46739826

>>46739777
The real question, is would nine 46cm guns let you?

BURGERS AREN'T SANDWICHES CAPTCHA!

>> No.46739836

>>46739777
Actually, that reminds me. Just how big a shitfit would the JSDF throw if a Love Hotel by that name came to their attention, especially if Yamato's existence was revealed by that point?

>> No.46739842

>>46739190
>[ ] ... so why did you walk here?

>> No.46739857

>>46739817
We spread the girls around the base or even the city, and poll them after another night to see who had the worst dreams.
From that we should at least be able to get a bearing to direct the fuck train down erry and terry's throat towards

>> No.46739860

>>46739826
All I need is the right key to unlock the hotel doors.

>> No.46739865

>>46739817
>Find good men for each girl to sleep with?
Or buy Goto, settle and Hate the largest beds we can find, and give them explicit orders that they must sleep in their assigned beds, regardless of which ship-girls climb in.

>> No.46739870

>>46739190
[x] That kind of thing is usually linked to dreams. Do you remember them?

>> No.46739878

>>46739836
As long as no one takes her to it then I don't think they'll care too much.

So Hate, you up for pissing off the JSDF by doing just that?

>> No.46739882

>>46739836

For extra points, Yamato is the one to find out about it in the first place while googling herself or her SBY namesake?

>> No.46739887

Hoookay I think I'm gonna call the votes here, and end the thread, too. I was really hoping to get out one last update, but just from the planning I'm doing in my document here lol not really I'm just yelling ideas at writefags till they tell me which ones don't suck I can tell the next update wants to be a fuckin doozie.

I do not have a fuckin doozie left in me, sadly. I'm literally nodding off in my chair. I'll probably wake up after four hours of sleep in the early AM, sit down, crank out some crazy-ass shit which might be great, or might be *terrible,* and then proceed to lie down and stare at the ceiling and fail to sleep for a good long while. UGH.

... anyway, we still have a thread and no write-ups that can be posted right away so, you want to have a Q and A session or something? No promises that it'll be coherent, but I can TRY

>> No.46739892

Why is Iowa so perfect?

>> No.46739894

>>46739826
>BURGERS AREN'T SANDWICHES CAPTCHA!
A hamburger is two pieces of bread with meat in between. It fits the definition of a sandwich, meatbag.

>> No.46739898

>>46739796
You did it wrong, Marine. You're supposed to do your best Gunny Hartman impression!

I mean, if ANYONE can figure out how to send gut-punches through the internet, it's you...

>> No.46739904

>>46739865
don't forget to uninstall the locks on their apartments, and then tell their bodyguard shipgirls to perform "close-proximity security"

>> No.46739908

>>46739887
Have fun in bed with Catte boss!

Captcha was asking for bodies of water, it knows you make her wet...

>> No.46739911

>>46739362
>Hate has devolved into the 4CHAN IS ONE PERSON argument

>> No.46739913

>>46739887
What's the lewdest thing Arizona is willing to do?

>> No.46739916

>>46739860

>> No.46739927

>>46739887
A Q&A session sounds fine, if you're up for it.

>> No.46739932

>>46739894
Get. The. Fuck. Out. You unpatriotic foreskin wrapped around a communist sickle coated in smegma.

>> No.46739941

>>46739887
>I can tell the next update wants to be a fuckin doozie.
Well then.
Cheers, boss.

>> No.46739946

Will Arizona's Sister Make an appearance?

>> No.46739950

Just going to sneak in a little 6k word 'short' before the Q&A gets going.
http://pastebin.com/ixqM0afZ

Also Part 3 of Bongships for those of you who read it who also missed it some threads ago:
http://pastebin.com/g0kNu7rJ

>> No.46739951

>>46739887
>Q&A

KEINE LEWDS WHEN

>> No.46739960

>>46739887
So how bad is the sibling rivalry between Houston and Hamp? Secondly, I'm assuming Perth is going to be a crazy Aussie. Thirdly, how many ships are currently being bombarded with nightmares by RFV?

>> No.46739969

>>46739913
.-- .... .- - . ...- . .-. / .... . / .-- .- -. - ...

>> No.46739971

>>46739887
WHEN WILL SWQ BE FINISHED?

>> No.46739976

>>46739887
How are the abyssals viewed by the civiie population in the US/other nations? As sort of...dark reflections of the shipgirls? Zombies? Or is it one of those things that basically stops and starts at "enemy"

Also, has the Abyssal issue gotten Europe to increase their military spending, or is it still a shrug and a sidelong glance to the US?

>> No.46739979

>>46739887
>... anyway, we still have a thread and no write-ups that can be posted right away so, you want to have a Q and A session or something? No promises that it'll be coherent, but I can TRY

Have you given any thought to delaying the ability to cast votes when a write-in option is given?

I'd like if people had time to think of write-ins and suggest them instead of most people just ignoring the option and voting whatever like they did at the end of the previous thread.

>> No.46739982

>>46739887

How much shit has Sammy gotten into since we last saw her?

>> No.46739990

>>46739887
Whats your opinion on the Zumwalts.

I always thought it was kind of stupid to stop at 3.

>> No.46739994

>>46739887
So, did Arizona have to frost the cupcakes by herself?

>> No.46740001

>>46739887
Given the Kongou writeup that ran around the same time as The Return of the Bounce, can we assume that Kongou's officially on the "at risk of going Abyss" list?

>> No.46740011

>>46739887

WHY IS SHOUKAKU AT OUR APARTMENT AT 4 AM???

>> No.46740012

MAPLESLUTS NEVER EVER again ;_;

>> No.46740018

>>46739969
>.-- .... .- - . ...- . .-. / .... . / .-- .- -. - ...

>> No.46740024

>>46740001
That was as noncannon as Settle Hamp and Hate getting into a gay three way.

>> No.46740025

>>46739994
-.-- . ... .-.-.- / .. / -.. .. -.. -. .----. - / -- .. -. -.. / - .... --- ..- --. .... .-.-.-

>> No.46740027

>>46739887
Night, cheers!

>> No.46740038

>>46739887
>>46740001
THIS

HOW CANON IS KONGOU-CELLE QUEST?

>> No.46740039

>>46739887
How's the Corgi problem coming along? Last I heard Hate sorely needed more manpower to wrangle all the little buggers... on top of the ones that keep coming out of nowhere.

>> No.46740050

>>46739887
On a scale of Bama to BAMA, how do you rate Bama.

>> No.46740054

>>46740012
Mapleslut writefag's working on it, but his job's gotten a lot more hectic as of late.

I miss it too ;_;

>> No.46740057

>>46739887
Was the Essex even that good? Wasn't it just superior numbers that she and her sister ships brought that helped?

>> No.46740062

>>46739887
How badly does Catte cry when we accuse him of gay?

>> No.46740076

>>46740062
You have no idea.

>> No.46740079

>>46740057
Essex was pretty fucking good.

>> No.46740081

>>46740057
Russia pls go

>> No.46740083

>>46739887
Who are the explicitly cannon/non-cannon writefags?

>> No.46740085

>>46739887
Who's "authorized" to namefag in these threads?

>> No.46740095

>>46740050
Best.

>> No.46740097

>>46739887
>>46740039
Speaking of the Corgi's, why hasn't Hate had put in that request for RFID and GPS tracking tags to put on the collars of all the Corgis so that new ones can be identified and current ones tracked?

Has he done ANYTHING about base security, or has he just continued to whine and say he's too busy with make-work about the corgis, even if the corgis are now a base security problem?

>> No.46740102

>>46740057
Lemme put it this way: USS Saratoga (CV-16, not CV-2) was the longest serving warship in US history. She's an Essex.

>> No.46740106

>>46740057
Until they sailed, the Shoukaku class was at the top of the chain.

Essex and her sisters outclassed her and blew her out of the water.

She isn't just a meme.
She doesn't even know what a meme is, or why everyone is chuckling when she talks about her "F4U"'s being "big guys" in the air.

>> No.46740112

>>46739887
Perth and Houston never?

>> No.46740117

>>46739887

Essex subplot when? She's barely had any screentime.

>> No.46740129

>>46740106
>>46740102
That's her class, not the individual ship. What has CV-9 contributed?

>> No.46740135

>>46740106
>Until they sailed, the Shoukaku class was at the top of the chain.

Yorktowns were better DESU.

>> No.46740137

>>46740106
>or why everyone is chuckling when she talks about her "F4U"'s being "big guys" in the air.
It'll continue to be the bane of her existence for quite a while...

>> No.46740139

>>46740102
You mean USS Lexington.

>> No.46740144

>>46739887
Will Essex be daughteru or waifu material?

>> No.46740146

what's the situation in the Gulf of Mexico/Mississippi river delta?

>> No.46740150

>>46739887
How well do Arizona and Shoukaku get along?

>>46740117
Let me play the world's smallest violin. I'd rather see what's going on with actual characters.

>> No.46740153

>>46739887
Have you ever actually tried to write lewds before? Or have you always just stopped at the threshold and backed away blushing like a schoolboy who just saw a boob for the first time?
Because I think you could do good at it, if only you could power through that adorable flustered trepidation

>> No.46740155

>>46740106
Did anyone care who she was until she put on the rigging?

>> No.46740172

>>46740139
Fuck, yeah, thanks. Visited her earlier this year.

>> No.46740173

>>46740129
David McCampbell.

>> No.46740188

I was doing something else, anything bad happen?

>> No.46740191

>>46740129

Well Bombing of Truk, contributed in the sinking of Yamato and Musashi, helped sink Zuikaku, her fighters shot down a shit load of planes, all that fun stuff.

>> No.46740196

>>46740150

>> No.46740203

>>46740144
Cousinru or Niecefu really. Not someone to directly connect to, but counts as family.

>> No.46740204

>>46739911

AKA "Hi I can't read and don't know what the phrase 'DEDICATED FUCKING FACTION' means and can't be fucked to interpret that as being there are more likley than not more than one group of mother fuckers around, but he was just calling out that specific fucking group"

Fucking nitwit.

>> No.46740208

>>46740188
Shoukaku showed up.

Take that as you will.

>> No.46740209

>>46740129
Neil Armstrong desu.

>> No.46740215

>>46740129
She participated in the Battle of Tarawa, Saipan, Tinian, Guam, Marcus Island, Wake Island, Palau Islands, Okinawa, Battle of Leyte Gulf, Lingayen Gulf, Iwo Jima, bombarding the home islands, various engagements of the Korean War, nearly started nuclear war during the Cuban Missile Crisis as part of the "quarantine" on Cuba, the Apollo missions, colliding with USS Nautilus. I think I might have missed a few.

>> No.46740225

>>46740188
Not really.
We took Willie home with us and reassured her that she's not alone in having nightmares and she can talk to us if she needs to, asked Erry and Terry why they wanted to fight and raged at their shitty fucking answer before dogfish happened, Willie joined us in bed because little girl with nightmares, fed the dogfish, and now apparently Shoukaku's sleepwalking to our door. We're asking her what sort of dreams are leading to it

>> No.46740231

>>46740188
Go fuck yourself Bentus.

>> No.46740241

Shoukaku eating breakfast in Settl'e bed SOON.

>> No.46740253

>>46739979
>Have you given any thought to delaying the ability to cast votes when a write-in option is given?

You mean... give people more time to come up with them?

>>46739982

Somewhere between "rammed an E-2" and "shot an archduke."

>>46739990

Not nearly enough of them. The shore bombardment mission is just the tip of the iceberg; they're working on developing guided rounds for railguns now, which will give them the range of a Harpoon, but they'll be almost fucking impossible to intercept - and they'll be able to target other ships. The greatly reduced radar profile, the distributed VLS cells, all of it is important shit. We really, really should not have stopped at 3.

We might build more in the future - god knows we'll have the design kinks worked out before starting full-rate construction.

>>46739994
>implying she's not keeping that in reserve to drag Settle back over

>>46740001

Pfff not even possible mang IT'S BONGOUS ALL THE WAY DOWN

>>46740011
I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space...

>>46740038

In the words of a wiser QM than I: "HAHAHAHA!"

>>46740039

Now that he has embraced the tyrrany of the Bars, he's got some sla-sstants, and they're... uh... acclimatizing.

Poorly.

>>46740050

Not Shoukinezona.

>>46740057
>economic determinism argument

axis pls go

>>46740083

Everyone's canon unless they openly contradict things I've written into the quest (including writefag stuff tightly integrated into the quest), then it's noncanon. That way I don't have to keep consulting a spreadsheet when I'm so knackered I can barely think, lel

>>46740097
He's combined these things and used one problem to solve another. "HEY, YOU. GO PATROL." Aside from an incident with a landscaper's supply wagon that bore an unfortunate resemblance to a coastal barge, they've been pretty good. Even IF base security is tired of radio checks that consist of either heavy panting or ARF ARF ARF

>> No.46740256

>>46739887
LEVELING EFFECT.
EXPLAIN IT.

>> No.46740257

>>46740191
How awkward was that meeting, do you think?

>> No.46740260

>>46740241
More like on the couch. Willie has the bed.

>> No.46740261

>>46740208
>>46740225
So, nothing bad. Kay.

>> No.46740269 [DELETED] 

>>46740146
The closest that's been touched on that is bama (which was nothing happening there) and Project, but that was eastern tip of florida.

>> No.46740270

>>46740191
Eh, this could be problem in the waiting, or nothing, given how many ships were sunk at Truk.

Particularly a certain traffic cone.

>> No.46740275

>>46740204
>I think Hate should fuck Yamato and that he isn't a fairy
>But because other dipshits do think he is a fairy my viewpoint is now "disturbing"
Do you think the fairy guys are on to something? You being wrong about Yams and getting together would only be weird if you actually were a fairy.

>> No.46740282

>>46739190
>[X] Why don't I make some tea or something? I'm sure Kongou and company left some here when they crashed in the other day...

>> No.46740283

>>46740241
But Willie's already in there!
>>46740253
>You mean... give people more time to come up with them?
Sort of, but it would also give people time to talk about the existing options "you fucktards don't Bounce WE ARE THE MARTIAN IN THIS EQUATION" too. Something like not counting votes until 5 minutes after the options are posted, or something.

>> No.46740284

>>46740256

Ok. ok. I fucking got you. You ready for this?

IF SHIT WAS GOOD IN ITS FUCKING PRIME ITS GOOD NOW. IF IT WAS SHIT ITS SHIT NOW.

There, fucking happy?

>> No.46740287

>>46740270

To be fair that was apparently aircraft from Bunker Hill and/or Cowpens.

>> No.46740288

>>46740253
>Somewhere between Rammed an E-2 and 'shot an archduke'

Shit, did she accidentally cause WWIII?

>> No.46740292

>>46740146
The closest that's been touched on that is bama (which was nothing happening there) and Project E, but that was eastern tip of Florida.

>> No.46740297

>>46740256
"Shit is exactly as powerful as I say it it, because reasons"

>> No.46740303

>>46740269
Thank you, o' mistress of the wibbledy-wobbledy timey-wimey stuff.

>> No.46740318

>>46740253
>Even IF base security is tired of radio checks that consist of either heavy panting or ARF ARF ARF
Beautiful

>> No.46740327

>>46740253

How is Goto's stress level? How has Settle's arrival affected it?

>> No.46740335

>>46740144
Essex is 100% "I'm gonna make you proud, dad" daughteru material.

>> No.46740344

>>46739887
Arizona in this outfit when?

>> No.46740345

>>46740112
>Perth and Houston never?

Hamp and Houston will be fighting like the brother and sister they are (ultimate yankee vs ultimate southern belle) while Perth just bantzes their pants off.

>>46740117
Essex is like the Spanish inquisition. Although Essex getting shoved to the sidelines in yet ANOTHER quest amuses me no end

>>46740144

remains to be seen

>>46740146
>what's the situation in the Gulf of Mexico/Mississippi river delta?

Now it's the abyssals killing luxury yacht sailors in the gulf instead of the cartels LEL.

But for the most part the gulf is an American lake, close proximity to lots of air-power and such. The delta is more... classified. People have reported hearing heavy guns deeper in the marshes than even a shallow-draft ship should manage, and on occasion angry yelling in a deep voice.

>>46740150
>How well do Arizona and Shoukaku get along?

aaahahahaha that depends on you to some extent

>>46740153
>I think you could do good at it, if only you could power through that adorable flustered trepidation

THAT'S NOT HELPING ONE DAMN BIT ANON AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>46740155
AAHAREGH GOD

>>46740241
>eating Willie

n o

>> No.46740378

>>46740345
On a scale of spoop to spoopier how do you rate Elly?

>> No.46740383

>>46740345
Shokaku is a cannibal, confirmed. Hide the DD's from her.

>> No.46740393

>>46740378
0/10

>> No.46740394

>>46740345
>Now it's the abyssals killing luxury yacht sailors in the gulf instead of the cartels LEL.
AYY
> People have reported hearing heavy guns deeper in the marshes than even a shallow-draft ship should manage, and on occasion angry yelling in a deep voice.
>implying you couldn't get a riverboat to float on a heavy dew ;)
Also I saw that deleted post ;)

>> No.46740403

>>46740345
Riverine fleet of the Civil War then? I'm assuming that's what's in the delta.
"Paddle faster, I hear paddle wheels!"

>> No.46740408

>>46740256

Cruisers are cruisers

battleships are battleships

destroyers are destroyers

frigates are frigates

attack subs are attack subs

boomers are boomers

ur mom a slut

>>46740283
>Sort of, but it would also give people time to talk about the existing options "you fucktards don't Bounce WE ARE THE MARTIAN IN THIS EQUATION" too. Something like not counting votes until 5 minutes after the options are posted, or something.

... dude I usually end up giving it a half hour before calling the vote. A half hour. That's obscene. people JUDGE me for it. AAAAAAA

>>46740288
nobody cares about archdukes anymore tho

>>46740327
major relief, sometimes, but kongou has stepped up her game.

>>46740344
>subtle attempt to make Settle the uke

n o

>> No.46740410

>>46740378

>> No.46740424

>>46740345
>aaahahahaha that depends on you to some extent

This doesn't bode well considering how shitflinging Arifags are.

>> No.46740437

>>46740345
How bad off is that poor ensign Settle keeps screwing over on his way from one crisis to another?

>> No.46740438

>>46740117
As soon as I can trick someone else into writing it for me. E and E guy, maybe.

>> No.46740441

>>46740345
>Hamp and Houston will be fighting like the brother and sister they are (ultimate yankee vs ultimate southern belle) while Perth just bantzes their pants off.
How literal are we talking here? Will they have an awkward threesome? Will Hornet walk in on it? Will she join in?

>> No.46740442

>>46740378
cute desu senpai

>> No.46740453

>>46740378
kys senpai

>> No.46740458

>>46740408
Of course Kongou has stepped up her game, Settle's competition in the TTK Bowl.

>> No.46740459

>>46740408
>Cruisers are cruisers
>battleships are battleships
>destroyers are destroyers
>frigates are frigates
>attack subs are attack subs
>boomers are boomers
>ur mom a slut
Then why the FUCK do girls think of themselves as obsolete if that literally cannot happen.

>> No.46740460

>>46740408
>... dude I usually end up giving it a half hour before calling the vote. A half hour. That's obscene. people JUDGE me for it. AAAAAAA

But you don't block off votes, leading to write ins to get drowned out in a flood of hastily made normal choices (as that's what the quest format favors)

>> No.46740464

>>46739887
Who's the uke, Settle or Hate?

>> No.46740466

>>46740345
>THAT'S NOT HELPING ONE DAMN BIT ANON AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Heh. Write something just for you, then. Something you'll never share, and that you'll delete as soon as you're done with it. That might help- if nobody's going to see it, there's nothing wrong with writing such things, right?
Or you could just nut up, but that would probably require a closet.

>> No.46740469

>>46740424
You really aren't much better posting stuff like that m80

>> No.46740480

>>46740345
>But for the most part the gulf is an American lake, close proximity to lots of air-power and such. The delta is more... classified. People have reported hearing heavy guns deeper in the marshes than even a shallow-draft ship should manage, and on occasion angry yelling in a deep voice.
Oh god the river monitors came back.

>> No.46740497

>>46740424
>Implying we won't get fleet end

>> No.46740498

>>46740408
why is American steel so great

>> No.46740506

>>46740408
>uke
Last I checked, "seme" and "uke" only matter when discussing boys love.
I didn't know Arizona had a dick.

P.S. I will also accept Arizona in this outfit.

>> No.46740509

>>46740480
Paddle faster, I hear Charles Ellet!

>> No.46740516

>>46740345
>But for the most part the gulf is an American lake, close proximity to lots of air-power and such. The delta is more... classified. People have reported hearing heavy guns deeper in the marshes than even a shallow-draft ship should manage, and on occasion angry yelling in a deep voice.
Either the river monitors came back or the Texans have lost it.

I hope it's the latter.

>> No.46740527

>>46740459
Because a CL is a CL which is still shit compared to most other cruisers. And a shit carrier is still a shit carrier.
>>46740424
Man as much as I love posting those signal flags and ragging on her it's not like I vote to be rude to her or anything.

>> No.46740530

>>46740506
You have fine taste.

>> No.46740536

>>46740253
>We really, really should not have stopped at 3.
>We might build more in the future - god knows we'll have the design kinks worked out before starting full-rate construction.

Then perhaps it was a good thing we stopped at just three for now - once the bugs have been worked out of the original three testbed boats, production can commence on the improved versions, with everything integrated right from the start.

>Aside from an incident with a landscaper's supply wagon that bore an unfortunate resemblance to a coastal barge, they've been pretty good.

So what happened to that base gardener on a lawn tractor that was being chased by a whole pack of corgis?

>>46740345
>People have reported hearing heavy guns deeper in the marshes than even a shallow-draft ship should manage, and on occasion angry yelling in a deep voice.

Pirates?

>> No.46740538

>>46740506
The title of Mysterious Battleship X has already been taken though!

>> No.46740547

>>46740509
Paddle faster, I hear the ram fleet coming!

>> No.46740548

>>46740506
see
>>46739969

>> No.46740553

>>46740498
>that complete and utter lack of cracks and spalling, even on the complete penetrations

god bless our not shit metallurgy

>> No.46740575

>>46740459
CLs were built around a very different fleet make-up and doctrine than is in use these days.

>> No.46740583

>>46740345
>eating Willie
>n o

>> No.46740601

>>46740378

Elly's fuckin hilarious. She SEEMS to be lolsorandum but it's actually becuase she's just running amok in the timeline, she doesn't give a fuck about continuity or causality like we have to. That, and she has no real ISSUES or anything, she's just... herself. Alive, wild, and eager to explore the world.

>>46740394
>riverboat

Unless someone woke up a paddle-wheel gunboat from the Civil War - wait they'd just be able to walk too. Or maybe surf gators, yeah.

>>46740394
>Also I saw that deleted post ;)

literally what? blame the janitor I didn't delete shit

>>46740424
>he says while flinging shit

>>46740441
Houston is going to be giving Hornet all sorts of hell, all protective of her brother, it'll be great

>>46740459
>Then why the FUCK do girls think of themselves as obsolete if that literally cannot happen.

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR THIS FUCKING QUESTION HOLY FUCK

>>46740460
>But you don't block off votes, leading to write ins to get drowned out in a flood of hastily made normal choices (as that's what the quest format favors)

i literally do not understand what you mean. that is what you do when yo u call votes. "no more voting kthx"

>>46740466

You do realize that writing porn *with your name on it* is the real hurdle, right? My imouto would find it. One of you faggots would be sure to show it to her. LIKE YOU, GHOST. YOU FUCKER.

>>46740498

We're smrat.

>>46740506
>I didn't know Arizona had a dick.

This is called "missing the subtext"

>>46740536
>So what happened to that base gardener on a lawn tractor that was being chased by a whole pack of corgis?

A narrow escape. The tractor offroads better and climbs a grade faster. Little stubby legs~

>>46740575
THIS THIS THIS I've posted on SB and ask.fm about this very thing

>>46740583

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.46740609

>>46740408
why is radar so great

>> No.46740634

>>46740497
Why is Essex getting the harem end, though? The other girls don't even like her.

>> No.46740651

>>46740601
>DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR THIS FUCKING QUESTION HOLY FUCK

because a ship that was obsolete in 1920 Like the Tenryus, the Sendais, the Kumas, etc., are still going to be just as obsolete today.

>> No.46740657

>>46740601
>You do realize that writing porn *with your name on it* is the real hurdle, right? My imouto would find it. One of you faggots would be sure to show it to her. LIKE YOU, GHOST. YOU FUCKER.

Would I do something like that? Nah. I'm your bro, remember? I wouldn't do that to you.

>> No.46740660

>>46740538
>Mysterious Battleship R.E.
The pun works better than [REDACTED] bro.

>>46740530
I'm aware~

>> No.46740661

>>46740634
Because delicious brown is out on the town.

And because shut up.

>> No.46740678

>>46740601
What's your opinion on the writefag Central? I've been reading a bit of his stuff and it seems a bit repetitive IMO.

>> No.46740679

>>46740601
>You do realize that writing porn *with your name on it* is the real hurdle, right? My imouto would find it. One of you faggots would be sure to show it to her. LIKE YOU, GHOST. YOU FUCKER.
Yes, and?
These people already know that you write waifu-laden interactive fixfic for degenerate japanese cartoons, you really think they'll think less of you for a little smut? I mean yeah sure they'll probably give you shit but they do that anyway

>> No.46740682

>>46740657

I BET YOU TYPED THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FUCKIN FACE TOO

>> No.46740685

>>46740601
>Guy who calls other waifus a shit like he breathes
>Calling someone out for noting someone else flings shit and calls that flinging shit.
>Has on a few occasions flung shit at Shoukaku

Anyone see the problem here?

>> No.46740690

>>46740657
>Would I do something like that? Nah. I'm your bro, remember? I wouldn't do that to you.

>> No.46740692

>>46740601
So how well would a refit go? Is it like an organ transplant?

>> No.46740702

>>46740661
Why you posting with that name, son?

>> No.46740703

>>46740657
>implying

>> No.46740720

>>46740601
>Unless someone woke up a paddle-wheel gunboat from the Civil War - wait they'd just be able to walk too

Fuckers gonna be battle-unicycles on land spitting cannon fire

>> No.46740723

>>46740682

Of course I did. Why wouldn't I.

>>46740690

Don't help!

>> No.46740728

>>46740702
Because I'm not Catte.

>> No.46740732

>>46740601
The fuck does imouto mean, and if it really bothered her, then so the fuck what, you have crazy racist grandparents, how would a little smut compare to that?

>> No.46740740

>>46740678
There's a pretty decent chance that he hasn't read it.

>> No.46740741

>>46740609

Less Radar is Great, more Washington has one hell of a shooting eye.

>> No.46740744

>>46740601
>i literally do not understand what you mean. that is what you do when yo u call votes. "no more voting kthx"

not closing them, but rather allow a 5 minute "no count" buffer to allow Anon time to think and vote on a write in.

Otherwise people'll end up voting for a set choice SANIC FAST and regret it when someone thinks of a good write in.

>> No.46740749

>>46740732
Sister. He's referring to his sister.

>> No.46740755

>>46740661
She's not actually delicious brown. Catte confirmed.

>> No.46740758

>>46740732
>He doesn't know what imouto means and is on 4chan

>> No.46740772

>>46740408
>Cruisers are cruisers
>battleships are battleships
>destroyers are destroyers
>frigates are frigates
>attack subs are attack subs
>boomers are boomers

So everything is equalized unless the ship in question was a shit-encrusted shit-filled shitty design? (Or if the warship in question held a significant advantage over the other warships of its era?)

Hmm. So I was right in my initial assumption.

>> No.46740778

>>46740678

PLANEFAG. LOVES. ALL. HIS. CHILDREN. EQUALLY.

unless they're dicks

>>46740679

YES. YES I DO.

>>46740685
>doubting the opinion of a professional, full time shitposter

bruh

>>46740692
>So how well would a refit go? Is it like an organ transplant?

Kind of. You can rejuvenate a ship, give it new life. Replace worn-out components with fresh, etc. Shipgirls don't really wear out, but if you go through the expense and trouble of refitting them it can sometimes make life easier.

For uh, reasons.

>>46740744

so don't count votes till five minutes after I say no more votes...?

>>46740732

imouto means sister. And my grandparents aren't racist.

they're dead

>> No.46740779

>>46740728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>> No.46740781

>>46740732
>The fuck does imouto mean
Little sister

>> No.46740786

>>46740601
>>46740744
This.

Basically, declare that any votes made in the first 5 minutes will be ignored. This gives anon time to think of a good write-in instead of people bandwagoning on existing choices.

Then 5 minutes later you can declare voting open.

>> No.46740788

>>46740728
Then that means you ain't a content provider, which means ya oughta take the fucking name off.
Learn how to post on 4chan.

>> No.46740789

>>46740601
Sherman best tank WW2.

>> No.46740797

>>46740749
Holy fuck, thought it meant girlfriend, was going to say "so what, you stop getting laid and move on" glad I didn't.

>> No.46740799

>>46740778
What sort of lover is Catte like Deme?

>> No.46740800

>>46740772
>So everything is equalized unless the ship in question was a shit-encrusted shit-filled shitty design? (Or if the warship in question held a significant advantage over the other warships of its era?)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.46740805

>>46740601
What is the state of the base's repairs after the air-raid? That wasn't all that long ago and I have to believe repairs haven't been fully completed yet.

>> No.46740806

>>46740778
>unless they're dicks

So does that mean Crix is the red-headed stepchild in the family of writefags?

>> No.46740813

>>46740778
>Kind of. You can rejuvenate a ship, give it new life. Replace worn-out components with fresh, etc. Shipgirls don't really wear out, but if you go through the expense and trouble of refitting them it can sometimes make life easier.

So what would it take to get the stick out of Kaga's ass?

>> No.46740816

PLANEFAG
LORD CLIVE SHIPBOY/ABYSSAL WHEN

BEING A MONITOR, HE CAN BE A BODYGUARD FOR ERRY AND TERRY

>> No.46740825

>>46740728
YOU ARE FOOLING NO ONE CATTE

>> No.46740827

>>46740800
So every Jap CL/DL made before 1930 is still utter trash then.

Good to know.

>> No.46740828

Oh, speaking of E & E
>>46740682
Did you ever read the E & E write-up someone floated a while back? I thought it was pretty good.
>>46740661
Not actually brown.

>> No.46740833

>>46740778
>so don't count votes till five minutes after I say no more votes...?
What they're suggesting is
>Story post
>Vote options
>5 minutes for anon to freak out/think
>Voting opens
>Time passes
>Voting closes

>> No.46740840

>>46740786
I would a Shigure

>>46740797
Do you even know about PF's sister? He keeps a knife in the shower and a glock in the toilet to prevent her from raping him.

>> No.46740843

>>46740797
>Assuming Imuto means girlfriend

Good thing you didn't go all the way with that. It's about as bad as say.... calling Cirno "extremely fuckable"

>> No.46740844

It looks like MTU has started a newer, even lewder trend.

>> No.46740847

>>46740459

There are also ships that are just shit in the first place.

No real recourse for them.

>> No.46740848

>>46740408
>Cruisers are cruisers
>battleships are battleships
>destroyers are destroyers
>frigates are frigates
>attack subs are attack subs
>boomers are boomers

Is that based on tonnage/size or designation?

>> No.46740852

>>46740816
HMS Erebus the monitor when?

>> No.46740857

>>46740833
Seems like a lot of extra work for PF tho

>> No.46740869

>>46740840

He's exaggerating for dramatic effect, she's really not that crazy. I've dated far, far crazier.

>> No.46740885

>>46740848
Capability and role, probably

>> No.46740886

>>46740813
Being shown up by other carriers or plotting an Uriah Gambit by pandering to her arrogance.

>> No.46740887

>>46740840
I'm the anon who asked how to greentext way back when...

>> No.46740893

>>46740799

The kind that will be all seductive, then as soon as you touch them they'll bite the shit out of your hand and go sit on top of the dresser and just kind of peer over the edge at you for a few hours.

>>46740805
>What is the state of the base's repairs after the air-raid? That wasn't all that long ago and I have to believe repairs haven't been fully completed yet.

Fully complete. Shit moves fast in wartime.

>>46740806
>So does that mean Crix is the red-headed stepchild in the family of writefags?

If they're dicks I like them even more

>>46740813
>So what would it take to get the stick out of Kaga's ass?

A good hard dicking imo

>>46740816
why this

>>46740827
They're the equal of any four-stacker last I checked

>>46740828

who and who?

>>46740833

Oooh, okay, I see.

>>46740840
>rape

no no with some creatures the murder is ancillary to the sex, a post-script. with her sex is ancillary to the murder. except she never dilutes her murders with anything else.

So.

>> No.46740894

>>46740869
>I've dated far, far crazier.
How much of that inspired characters from SW:89?

>> No.46740901

>>46740869
Care to elaborate?

>> No.46740918

>>46740601
>Elly's fuckin hilarious. She SEEMS to be lolsorandum but it's actually becuase she's just running amok in the timeline, she doesn't give a fuck about continuity or causality like we have to. That, and she has no real ISSUES or anything, she's just... herself. Alive, wild, and eager to explore the world.

Justifying shit doesn't make it less shit.

>> No.46740920

>>46740848

Mostly capabilities and role; tonnages just kept steadily climbing as time went on

>> No.46740922

>>46740893
>They're the equal of any four-stacker last I checked
>CL/DL's made in 1919-1924 being the equal of destroyers from 1917

WOW

Even the fucking Omahas outclassed them.

>> No.46740925

>>46740857
True but otherwise he might as well NOT bother with write in options as they'll never win normally with the way things are now.

It'll take PF overwriting the normal choice that wins with it for them to be used.

It would be easier to blend the write in with the winning choice if possible.

>> No.46740932

>>46740893
How many hard dickings has Catte recieved?

>> No.46740935

No real updates on the situation with the boomers and or the CESSNA VS CARRIER scenario. Sorry folks, had a busy weekend, and finals are looming on the horizon.

>>46740848
This is a good question actually, should get answered.

>>46740893
>no no with some creatures the murder is ancillary to the sex, a post-script. with her sex is ancillary to the murder. except she never dilutes her murders with anything else.

Uh, she's a necrophiliac?

>> No.46740937

>>46740894

None, actually! But this is planefag's gig, so.. .

>>46740901

hahaha! not really, this isn't really the place. Sorry anon!

>> No.46740942

>>46740894
>How much of that inspired characters from SW:89?
I feed like I really need to read this now.

>> No.46740944

>>46740869
>I've dated far, far crazier.

Except for the fact that this is PF's sister not his gf Catte

>> No.46740950

>>46740918

k

>> No.46740952

>>46740893
>A good hard dicking imo
The problem is though, she seems like a turbo dyke. I don't think she'd WANT the dick. And that's not even going into trying to find a guy that she'd WANT a dicking from.

>> No.46740974

>>46740952
Or one that'd want to dick her

>> No.46740979

>>46740950
>how_many_children.png

>> No.46740981

>>46740937
One last thing for you. What's your thoughts on Planefag dropping SWQ?

>> No.46740987

>>46740952
You're right.

She wants Zuikaku's stick from their first fight up her ass instead.

>> No.46740988

>>46740935

there is no sex, anon. she just murders. The bodies she eats, to provide nourishment for the laying season. That's the only time I get any peace, but if you piss her off she'll detach from her egg sac and hunt you down anyways.

>>46740952
>The problem is though, she seems like a turbo dyke. I don't think she'd WANT the dick. And that's not even going into trying to find a guy that she'd WANT a dicking from.


ESSEX

>> No.46740997

>>46740893
Have Settle do the dicking

>> No.46741007

>>46740893
AKASHI WHEN

>> No.46741014

>>46740952
ESSEX

>> No.46741015

>>46740952
Maybe seeing Hamp exercising and working out would get her juices going.

It's really the only slightly feasible possibility I can see.

>> No.46741016

>>46740979
...

>> No.46741017

>>46740988
>Essex Harem confirmed

Aww yisss

>> No.46741024

>>46740800
So, for example, if a future-tech frigate were to go up against, say, Kongou, the bongo would be able to shred said frigate's (say, 90cm) hull armor and sink it in short fashion?
>>46740786
NO
LEWDING
THE
DESTROYERS
GODDAMNIT
>>46740920
Whooo boy so I was right with my interpretation of it. Fuck.
>>46740987
That was Settle's first cane.

>> No.46741026

>>46740942
>I feed like I really need to read this now.
It's good, it starts off as SW meets Top Gun, then ace combat happens.

>> No.46741028

>>46740932
All of them. All of the dickings.

>> No.46741032

>>46740988
KAGA X ESSEX CONFIRMED

>> No.46741037

>>46740952
So...we get the stick out of her ass by having someone else put their stick up her ass?

Seems risky. Didn't they warn against that in the in-processing brief?

>> No.46741038

>>46740988
Jesus Christ. How the hell did that happen, Demetrious?

>> No.46741054

>>46741024
>no lewding the destroyers

TOO LATE

>> No.46741057

>>46741038
Just normal brother sister stuff, considering PF is from the south.

>> No.46741060

>>46740800
Come to think of it, doesn't the Fubuki DDs be Shit Queens of the Waves? At their introduction they were leaps ahead of the pack.
Similar case for the Dreadnought, for that matter.

>> No.46741063

>>46740893
The flashback with Enterprise and Essex talking.

>> No.46741064

>>46740988
Essex has a penis?

>> No.46741066

>>46740893
Happy 101st Birthday to Kirishima and Haruna in two days. Happy belated 95th birthday to Kitakami (4/15/21). Happy early 76th birthday Katori, Happy belated 77th birthday Arare.

>> No.46741067

>>46741024
>NO
>LEWDING
>THE
>DESTROYERS
>GODDAMNIT
Don't deny yourself, anon.

>> No.46741068

>>46740988
So Catte's right across the hall right? How sweet are her screams when she sees us shipping you two?

>> No.46741071

>>46740981

Disappointing, but hardly surprising. It was pretty easy to tell his heart wasn't in it anymore, and that there were a lot of story elements and plotlines that were never really going to be wrapped up satisfactorily without a ten year long run.

I mean, it's honestly what got me back into /tg- I'd bailed after the short lived reign of nazimod- and it's what got me back into writing in a big way, so it's sad to see it go out like it did, but at the same time, i guess better that it did rather than get some unsatisfying, rushed end, ya know?

>> No.46741074

>>46741024
That's hard to say when Shigure's doing that, and these two existing.

>> No.46741076

>>46740918
Stay mad.

>> No.46741089

>>46741060
Fubuki was basically the Dreadnought of destroyers, yeah

>> No.46741090

>>46741060
Fun fact, Dreadnought's main advantage was her speed and the gun placement. She made other ships obsolete primarily because she could bring more big guns to bare. She had less overall armament than most pre-dreads.

>> No.46741111

>>46741090
>She made other ships obsolete primarily because she could bring more big guns to bare.
>bare

lewd

>> No.46741126

>>46740925
Another option is make the write-in votes count for more than regular votes.

>> No.46741129

>>46741111
Fucking autocorrect.

>> No.46741133

>>46741111

....Quads confirm lewd Dreadnought?

>> No.46741145

>>46741076
stay shit

>> No.46741159

>>46741060
So KCQ Fubuki is some badass destroyer rapemachine?

>> No.46741162

>>46741090
She also sported more advanced fire control than any BB before her, giving her an engagement range advantage to go along with her speed.

>> No.46741164

>>46740988
How lewd is Arizona?

How lewd is Shoukaku?

How long before one of them goes full nice boat on Settle?

>> No.46741167

>>46741126
That's a pretty terrible option imo

>> No.46741173

>>46740952

Batlead. I rest my case.

>> No.46741181

This is probably more a question for melpomene, but does Anne look like this?

>> No.46741184

I've got a write-up if the thread's still up in twenty minutes when I get off work.

You forgot, didn't you flying fag?

>> No.46741186

>>46741133
LEWDNAUGHT IS BEST DREADNAUGHT

>> No.46741189

>>46741064
Well the Essex class was designed to be easy to modify and upgrade...

>> No.46741192

>>46741071
Well, at least it actually happened. And at least Aeroqueer did that thing on April Fools.

Plus, thanks to you, we know how it ended.

Martians go NOPE and leaves I assume.

>> No.46741213

>>46741159
She wouldn't be as much of one as a Gearing would.

>>46741162
Yeah. A good way to put it is that Dreadnought is a boxer, not a brawler. Similar to most USN BB's as soon as they jumped on the fast BB bandwagon.

>> No.46741215

>>46741184

Didn't get to much of the setup, but in retrospect... I DID get to the setup, didn't I?

Oh, poor Settle come the 'morrow, hehe

>> No.46741224

>>46741173
but he feeds sausage to akagi

>> No.46741247

>>46740893
>why this
>The biggest change was the addition of a 18-inch (457 mm) BL Mk I gun in an enormous gun shield mounted abaft the engine room, fixed over the starboard side. The gun itself could traverse 20°, but the gun shield was fixed. The entire mount weighed 384 long tons (390 t), but the total weight of the ammunition, equipment and supports nearly doubled this again. This weight so far aft promised to increase the draft at the stern enough that the after inboard compartments of the torpedo bulge, which were normally free-flooding, were closed up, but the ship's draft increased to 8 ft 6 in (2.59 m) forward and 13 ft 2 in (4.01 m) aft.

>reminder that the whole ship only had a displacement of 5,850 long tons
>and four tiers of guns
>18 inch main cannon
>12 inch secondary
>four 6 inch tertiaries, replaced later on by four 4 inch cannons
>one 3 pounder/two 2 pounder anti-aircraft emplacements

why the hell not?

>> No.46741250

>>46741184
nobody cares

>> No.46741252

>>46741024
MURASAME IS
L E W D
E
W
D

>> No.46741257

>> No.46741269

>>46741215
>>46741068
I also wish to know this

>> No.46741271

>>46741184
Don't think this is going to die that soon.

>> No.46741280

>>46741159
The entire class, I'd assume.

Except Miyuki.

>> No.46741304

>>46741224

He's a pilot. It's not sleeping around, it's a temporary transfer.

>> No.46741307

>>46741167
Yes, that's true. I forgot to write that.

>> No.46741312

>>46740106
Er, the Yorktown-class was a lot better than the Shoukaku class. Better designed for damage control, better designed for repairs (flight deck as superstructure was the way to go, and remained as such until carriers became so big and aircraft became so heavy that it was no longer possible), better radar, better guns and AA (and a LOT more AA, too), hangars that could easily become open-air in a pinch (better damage control, as well as being able to push fueled/loaded planes off the side in case of incoming attack), better bridge/CIC.

Case in point: Hornet and Yorktown took a metric fuckton of punishment and remained afloat. Enterprise took a thorough beating on multiple occasions and kept fighting on regardless after both of them.

Every time Shoukaku and Zuikaku clashed with US carriers, they'd have a light carrier to back them up from out front, absorbing the counterattacks that they couldn't weather.

>> No.46741314

>>46741159
She's likely a grade above most japanese DDs, though I think she'd still lose out to the last wave of US DDs

>>46741164
more like full drag into the closet Minna or Keine style.

>>46741252
She's a DD with Ds; also translation is on danbooru.

>> No.46741320

>>46741111
please sleep dude, please

>> No.46741324

>>46741090
If some of the pre-dreads in WoW are anything to go by, like the St Louis, I believe it. They were still making warships with the same concepts as wood and sail vessels as they had for centuries with guns lined up along the sides.

>> No.46741331

>>46741068
>So Catte's right across the hall right? How sweet are her screams when she sees us shipping you two?

>> No.46741344

>>46741024
We all know destroyers are not for lewds, but... what if it's one destroyer lewding another? Is that permissible, or is it double plus ungood?

>> No.46741350

>>46741344
They ARE for lewds.

>> No.46741364

>>46741312
So the Essex class wasn't even necessary

>> No.46741372

>>46741344

Completely verboten and blasphemous to think about.

>> No.46741373

>>46741324
Yes, which is why the Dreadnought was such a big shift, especially because most kills were done by HE, quick firing guns. But when those 10 to 12 inchers penetrated, they did far more damage.

>St. Louis
>Pre-dred

The St. Louis was an armored cruiser, Jesus Christ get your designations right.

>> No.46741374

>>46741344
Don't you want to lewd this?

>> No.46741376

>>46741331
>>46741068

>Across the hall.
>Not sitting in bed next to each other.
>Implying catte doesnt give deme a handy for a good post.

>> No.46741386

Destroyers and Destroyer escorts are, what, 8-15 or so in outward appearance? I wonder what Harder would think if the Kaibokan who sank him came back?

>> No.46741389

>>46741280

Not really. When they were laid down, yes, naval rapemonster. But Fubuki was laid down in the thirties, and it took a couple of refots to keep her in the rapemachine slot. If she's still in her starter form, then she's in trouble.

>>46741344

That... that is when the question of consent comes in. Some of them get yeses, some of them get nos.

>> No.46741393

>>46741364
Essex class was just a direct improvement upon Yorktown.

>> No.46741398

>>46741374
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH


FUCK NO.

>> No.46741400

>>46741215
Hey, how come Vox/Melpomene became instantly canon?

I'm suspecting shenanigans considering you both live in the ass-end of Michigan, and we know he's bi and you're gay, so is this a case of QM's Boyfriend?

>> No.46741402

>>46741364
necessity isn't required when delivering freedom

>> No.46741415

>>46741386
Harder was sunk by the ex-USS Stewart.

>> No.46741416

>>46741386
>I wonder what Harder would think if the Kaibokan who sank him came back?
Intense murderous rage?
She, uh, did show up during the battle of the strait. Pegged him in the neck, got sunk in return

>> No.46741417

46737281
Never heard of the M60E? It was only a production variant that ran thousands of units.

>> No.46741435

So just as an example of the leveling effect, would Dreadnought be more than a match for a North Carolina-class BB?

>> No.46741436

>>46741252
NO.
ALSO SOMEBODY GET THOSE GIRLS SOME CLOTHES.
>>46741344
Er. Uh.
If the destroyer is of sufficient... development, and both destroyers are compliant with the action, er...

I'm going to go with NO. Unless it's Hamakaze and Urakaze.

>> No.46741438

>>46741389
>Not really. When they were laid down, yes, naval rapemonster. But Fubuki was laid down in the thirties, and it took a couple of refots to keep her in the rapemachine slot. If she's still in her starter form, then she's in trouble.
That's the entire point of the Leveling Effect.

>> No.46741439

>>46741398

>> No.46741446

>>46741374
Shigure and her sisters may be for lewds
Urakaze, Hamakaze, and Isokaze are for lewds

However DESDIV6 IS NOT FOR LEWDS!

>> No.46741455

>>46741374
>Lewding Des Div 6

>> No.46741457

>>46740741
That "shooting eye" is called radar fire control.

Yamashiro got similarly fucked, only she was buried under such a hailstorm of battleship fire that it doesn't really stand out. But the thing is: Yamashiro faced a firing squad *because* the USN battleships had radar fire control.

>> No.46741474

>>46741373
>The St. Louis was an armored cruiser,
I was referring to era and general design.

>> No.46741478

>>46741435
Hell with that.

Would Dreadnought be an even match for the USS DONALD TRUMP (provided the Trump didn't have missiles or aircraft loaded)?

>> No.46741481

>>46741416
Firstly, she did?

Secondly, there goes some potential character development right there. I mean, it's not like Stewart wanted to be turned into a Japanese sub killer, right?

>> No.46741490

>>46741398
>>46741446
>>46741455
Gee anons, what are you, gay?

>> No.46741500

>>46741331
Don't worry Catte, one day Deme-sempai will notice you.

>> No.46741502

>>46741457

The bitch of it is that all those hits still weren't enough to actually sink her out right.

>> No.46741504

>>46741446
They'd all older than you. No difference.

>> No.46741527

>>46741436
>ALSO SOMEBODY GET THOSE GIRLS SOME CLOTHES.
But anon, they're getting their physicals done.

>> No.46741528

>>46741435
Probably not. Dreadnought herself was quickly outclassed by other ships of her type. I'd personally give the edge to the North Carolina because it has more guns.

Then again, the North Carolina's were upgunned from their original designs...

>> No.46741529

>>46741504
Physically and mentally they can't be older than 10

>> No.46741542

>>46741435
No. The showboats had better speed, armor, guns, and fire control than Dreadnought. If you put her against other Dreadnoughts/Superdreadnoughts, then I think she'd be kinda fine. The problem with Dreadnought is that she was never modernized to WWII standards like Arkansas, New York, and Texas were. Her and a lot of other RN Dreadnoughts were scrapped after WWI.

>> No.46741545

Threadly reminder that Jun'you is a friendly drinking buddy.

>> No.46741558

>>46741529
But Akatsuki wants to be a lady!
You'd help her become a lady, right?

>> No.46741572

>>46741545
She's also incredibly cute.

>> No.46741573

>>46741545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxOMwLO1Lr8&index=1&list=WL

>> No.46741579

>>46741481
>“Knew it,” you breathe as you reload. “Knew you were here. Smelled you.” The acrid biting scent of heated metal and cordite nip your nose as you shoulder the carbine again, waiting patiently for your roll to bring the sights to the right elevation, squeezing the set-trigger first, then caressing the main the instant the hash-marks line up on that dark wraith just right. Then another shell is clanging to the deck, yet another slamming into the smoking breech, the carbine slapping against your shoulder even as shells rain into the water all around.

>She was the first, you think. The first abyssal. A revenant, returned from a year below water to visit death upon her own countrymen - corrupted by an implacable and unholy foe. It's no wonder she found her mark when so many others couldn't - it wasn't in the men, but the metal that things were decided. Some unfathomable matter of spirits clad in structure - it's not like the details matter. She's back for round two - and you're ready and willing.

>“Come a little closer, you bitch,” you snarl, lining up the Creedmore sight on the onrushing vessel. “I NEVER MISS TWICE!”

>> No.46741581

>>46741490
So's Fap Angel, what of it?

>> No.46741584

>>46741478
FUCK YOU THAT WAS AN AUTIST IDEA AND YOU

>> No.46741591

>>46741415
Yep, this is a pretty important nugget of info we really need to try to pry from him. Parker and Settle could probably do something with the info.

>> No.46741600

>>46741400
Anon, please. Moonshine is my one true love.

>> No.46741601

>>46741364
What kind of troll logic is that? The Essex-class was even better. But the Essex-class wasn't around/at sea in 1942. The Yorktown-class was in service for years before WW2 even started. The Shoukaku-class came into service not long before the attack on Pearl Harbor. The Essex-class came into service well into 1943, IIRC.

>> No.46741602

>>46741542
WHAT PART OF LEVELING EFFECT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
IT'S NOT "WWII STANDARDS", WHY THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU THINK BB-4 IS GIVING US A GODDAMN FIGHT.

>> No.46741611

>>46741435

Well, Dreadnought was more-or-less a world beater in her day. The North Carolinas weren't bad, certainly, but they weren't anywhere near as strong combatants for their relative day as Dread was for hers, so...

with leveling effect? probably.

>> No.46741620

Age ranges:
DD/DE: 8-14
CL: 17-24
CA:20-26
BB: 22-29
CV/CVE: 16-29

About right?

>> No.46741622

>>46741558
>thinks that a girl becomes a lady when she takes the D
>not down to mannerisms, attitude and manners
What absolute twaddle.

>> No.46741628

>>46741529
They're not physical.

>> No.46741644

>>46741600
Y'don't need love to take a dicking, Vox.

>> No.46741646

>>46741415
No, it wasn't. PB-102 (as it was then called) merely operated with the ship that sank Harder. It wasn't directly involved in the action that sank Harder, either.

>> No.46741648

>>46741601
Okay but the point is essex herself isn't hot shit.

>> No.46741655

>>46740789
QFT brother

>> No.46741658

>>46741620
Late-war DDs look in their 16s or so.
But overall yeah.

>> No.46741666

>>46741400
>he thinks putting someone in your story is how to make them LIKE you

ahahahahahahahaha

oh god fuck son

oh fuk

u

know

nuteeeng

>> No.46741669

>>46741602
See: >>46741528

The really funny thing is that they'd both likely be able to penetrate each other with the leveling effect. It'd be a race to see who could dish out damage faster.

Dreadnought's main problem was that she wasn't a world beater as much as she was a standard changer. She could simply run from any fight she couldn't win - and most pre-dreads that ended up close to her would likely be able to kill her from sheer volume of fire.

>> No.46741675

>>46741527
Wow. I did not know that Naganami was that... goddamn...
wait, what am I saying
NOT FOR LEWDS
>>46741572
Has she appeared in quest yet? If not... well, I can think of a reason as to why she might not.

>> No.46741689

>>46741620
More or less but Urakae and Hamakaze look more 16.

Though with the Atago classes, Choukai and Maya come off as around late teens.

>> No.46741704

>>46741622
But she was the one that asked for it!

>> No.46741709

>>46741376

>> No.46741714

>>46741490
>>46741558
no
just not into necrophilia

>> No.46741726

>>46741709

>> No.46741742

>>46741648
Except the Essex-class were hot shit. they were best carriers afloat until the Midway-class

>> No.46741743

>>46741376
>Implying catte doesnt give deme a handy for a good post.
>good post

You could have just shortened that to 'catte doesnt give deme a handy'

>> No.46741746

>>46741709
>>46741726

>> No.46741748

>>46741602
BB-4 was going against Arizona, who was just as slow and had her commission kit.

The showboats, on the other hand, had radar fire control that could allow them to shoot over the horizon, and given that the showboats were 10 or 11 knots faster, they could outmaneuver an old coastal battleship easily.

>> No.46741757

>>46741709
>>46741726
The interplay between you two is simply exquisite.

Especially when anons start needling Catte about it.

>> No.46741759

>>46741726
>encouraging them

>> No.46741761

>>46741714
Ffffffffuck you.

>> No.46741763

>>46741709

>> No.46741773

>>46741759
Coconut a shit, Maple best Nekopara

>> No.46741779

>>46741714
So you'd skip on BBs and CVs too?

>> No.46741787

>>46741545
Jun'you is an alcohol and it's destroying her fleet.

But I'd still enable her.

>> No.46741788

"This is Radio Free Vengeance, calling out to the lost and forgotten. They used you up and threw you away, didn't they?"

RADIO FREE VENGEANCE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vYtKQ_mY3EmNekAR2LgFsxM5FMFOMLWbIKoMuiXPiq8/edit?usp=sharing
BEST SERVED COLD: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1X5E-vb-w9X7zyZpoV4-TkFDgYxghyxvyTNdrINcHb9E/edit?usp=sharing
FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Y6_bsb_jVGPB_MYT9JVZilZ8LVNo4wtHSkzV1L9Hfj8/edit?usp=sharing
MADAME GUILLOTINE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W-iqu3zcPGY2N9RSdQKjbKTPYcFomNSMHQQb7hvpKkQ/edit?usp=sharing
DIG TWO GRAVES: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XAMBs84uoFyI79bH5PRPh8z1tK8cGa7TECszFQSQBV4/edit?usp=sharing

>> No.46741797

>>46741742
But again Essex herself isn't all that great. It's her combined with her sister ships that makes it look like she matters, but if you took CV-9 away and jumped straight to 10, the war probably wouldn't go all that differently.

>> No.46741811

>>46740789

>> No.46741814

>>46741490
Verniy is for lewds.

>> No.46741823

>>46741742
We're talking about USS Essex CV-9, not the whole class.

Or possibly a ins are just looking for historical excuses for their dislike of Essex as a character.

>> No.46741827

>>46741814
They both are.

>> No.46741842

>>46741797
the US had 150 Carriers during the war you could remove anyone and the outcome wouldn't change

>> No.46741850

>>46741811
>They used a silhouette of the T-34/76 instead of the T-34/85

Fucking wehraboo's.

>> No.46741867

>>46741779
Not same poster, but eh. I still could get best carrier anyway (counting 'sunk' shipgirls as dead, while 'scrapped' shipgirls are subject to forced retirement).
>>46741787
Aye.

captcha is drinks

>> No.46741882

>>46741867
>Not same poster, but eh. I still could get best carrier anyway (counting 'sunk' shipgirls as dead, while 'scrapped' shipgirls are subject to forced retirement).
They're all dead either way.

>> No.46741884

>>46741759
For the love of god just make out already

>> No.46741892

>>46741811
BUT IT COULDN'T BEAT THE RASPUTITSA

>> No.46741893

>>46741797
You tell me.

>> No.46741899

>>46741788
SUCK IT ERRY AND TERRY, YOUR PLAN FAILED! Looks like Buchanan might now be able to recover in peace.

>> No.46741915

>>46741842
That would depend on when you removed that carrier. After Midway is fine, but if you removed any of them before Midway, then things would've gotten a hell lot harder for everyone in the Pacific on the Allied side.

>> No.46741918

>>46741788
KanmUsu.
Musu as in musume, girl/daughter.

>> No.46741920

REEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWQPArm70pY

>> No.46741921

>>46741648
She is though? Everything that was good about the Yorktown-class but more so. It can even be argued that they were just as good as the Midways in practice given that Midways couldn't pass the Panama canal and had airwings that proved too large to effectively manage.

>> No.46741923

>>46741884

>> No.46741935

>>46741915
it would have bought the japs 6 months maxed before we started rolling out the Essex's

>> No.46741953

>>46741899
uhhh

I don't think comatose/braindead is significantly improved from her previous state

>> No.46741958

>>46741918
Fuck. Someone pointed this out to me before too and I dropped the goddamn ball.

Thank you anon.

>> No.46741964

>>46741811
>yfw there were better than 42 Shermans for every Tiger I

>> No.46741968

>>46741953
I seem to recall that they said she could recover.

>> No.46741969

>>46741923
>posting with an elf
So you really want the D-metrious, huh.

>> No.46741970

>>46741958
I bet I pointed it out last time, too. It's a bit of a pet peeve.

>> No.46741971

>>46741923
It isn't gay if the balls don't touch Catte.

>> No.46741976

>>46741923

It's funny how you act like that here when you are the way you are in public!

>> No.46741981

>>46741814
Those hull halves look like a spread vulva. Confirmed for lewds when she's of majority and denial play until then.

>> No.46741986

>>46741923
what, you dont like planeman?

>> No.46741989

>>46741923

>> No.46741999

>>46741611
>>46740920
So where on the chart does that put guided missile destroyers like the Higgins? She masses way too much to be considered a destroyer by any metric and doesn't have the armour or cannons that a normal cruiser does.

>> No.46742001

>>46741953
Better than 'reduced to twisted wreckage/component molecules'.
Where did Erebus and Terror learn to build bombs anyway? Old cartoon reruns?

>> No.46742002

>>46741893
>Essex sank a submarine
How

>> No.46742014

>>46741953
They pointed out her natural crew would replenish over time. Otherwise she wouldn't've sailed out in first place.

>> No.46742031

>>46742002
On the surface before it could dive probably. Lots of subs died that way.

>> No.46742033

>>46742002
Airpower is how you kill non-nuke subs

>> No.46742036

>>46741999

How powerful a combatant is an Arleigh-burke compared to other surface combatants of the day?

There's your answer.

>> No.46742038

>>46741935
Yeah, but it would've changed a lot of things. More ships would've been lost, and Japan would've been able to use Midway to stage attacks on the US Coast since early in the war, USN Ships were kinda stretched thin. If we assume that American loss at Midway would result in no escaping carriers, then the only USN fleet carrier in the Pacific would've been Saratoga going against six fleet carriers by her lonesome.

Point is, US victory was assured given their superior industrial capability at the time, but if midway hadn't gone the way it did, thousands, maybe millions more people would've died. More ships would've been sunk.

>> No.46742043

>>46741788
>Dig Two Graves
Looks like they're not the masterminds they thought they were.

>> No.46742048

>>46742014
So yeah, she'll wake up eventually. Probably screaming loudly, but she'll come back.

>> No.46742050

>>46741964
That's because the Sherman wasn't the Tiger equivalent you cockgargling retard. The closest analogy to the Sherman was the Panzer IV, and the Sherman was able to do far better than the Panzer IV especially once upgrades started coming on in.

Plus allied production methods weren't totally fucking retarded unlike German ones, and even then they wouldn't have been able to produce enough Tigers, because the Tiger was an over engineered maintenance nightmare.

>> No.46742058

>>46742001
Stolen manuals and copious amounts of free time.

>> No.46742062

>>46742031
yeah, like that one Warspite got with its spotter plane.

>> No.46742076

>>46741797
At the time CV-9 was launched and commissioned she was the best aircraft carrier in the world.

>> No.46742081

>>46741714
NO
Have happy DesDiv6.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KG1h1iuuZc

>> No.46742089

>>46742050
Tone the attitude down spurglord, I'm on your side.

>> No.46742092

>>46741528

It shouldn't matter that she was quickly outclassed. When she was put to sea, she was top dog. The leveling effect should be letting her keep that edge.

>>46741542
You're forgetting the leveling effect giving her an advantage.

>> No.46742094

>>46742002
She tripped.
It's not her fault. Someone put a sub in her way.
Just because she's short, doesn't mean she has an excellent view of the ground!

>>46741976
We've never even met in real life!

>> No.46742168

>>46741788
Nice to see Erry and Terry didn't get quite they expected out of the plan, but weren't incompetent.

>> No.46742170

>>46742094

Oh, is that the defense you're using now?

I mean, it's cool girl, I got your back. Never met in real life. aight.

>> No.46742172

>>46742076
Sekai ichi?!

>> No.46742176

>>46742094
>haven't even met
>Still in love

LEWD.

>> No.46742197

>>46741893
I
I don't even know
Is this a good tally for her?

>> No.46742205

>>46742176
LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES

>> No.46742213

>>46742168
>but weren't incompetent.
>obvious red wire easily disarming the bomb rather than being the deadman switch that sets it off early
>not incompetent

>> No.46742216

>>46742094
When will Kongou sing The Shipgirl Marriage Song to Goto.
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS2qrbRF3sI
Lyrics: http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:ToastSoul/Bond_with_the_Admiral

>> No.46742234

>>46742092
From what I understand, the leveling effect lets ships stand on equal ground on ships of their own type or have an advantage on the ones of lower class. In other words, battleship to battleship, cruiser to cruiser, but that won't change how they were designed or what they were equipped with. Even if Dreadnought could penetrate Showboat's or BB-4's belt, there's the matter of the fact that Showboat was 7-10 knots faster. Maneuverability is important too.

>> No.46742237

>>46742170
I think all of that hateposting as gotten to you.

>> No.46742238

>>46742038
>Japan would've been able to use Midway to stage attacks on the US Coast

AHAJAHAHAHA No

Japanese logistics were so badly stretched that even with midway they *might* have managed some more strikes on hawaii. The East Coast is right out.

>> No.46742273

>>46742038
>Japan would've been able to use Midway to stage attacks on the US Coast since early in the war
no the japs didn't have a chance in hell of striking the west coast.
hell they didn't even have the manpower to invade Hawaii.
the purpose of taking midway for the japs was to put a buffer zone between them and the US so they could draw us in for the DECISIVE BATTLE.

>> No.46742277

>>46742216
Hey >>46742094
what kind of love songs would Essex sing to woo somebody?

>> No.46742281

>>46742237
>>46742170
Remember, kids: practice responsible Hateposting!

>> No.46742288

>>46742094
>>46742002
No wait. My mistake. I thought you were talking about the the time she collided into the Nautilus.

>>46742216
That's too easy. Kongou would write her own love son- you're all trying to bait me into writing a love song aren't you?

>> No.46742289

>>46742176
Catte and Deme are roommates/lovers. It's Ghostdivision and Catte that have allegedly never met.

>> No.46742297

>>46742213
Amateur and inexperienced, not incompetent. They had technical theory, but no practical experience.

>> No.46742298

>>46742238
I said they COULD use Midway. I didn't say they'd definitely be successful if they did.

>> No.46742307

hey planefag
what do you think of this?
http://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/darpa-officially-christens-the-actuv-in-portland/

>> No.46742308

>>46742288

>> No.46742319

>>46742288
That IS her song, it actually has references to her sinking. (And the other bongos, but details)
Official songs are written to match the singer's POV.

>> No.46742331

>>46742277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-1_d6bbM1I

Boastful love songs.

>> No.46742353

>>46742298
they couldn't even try and they knew this

>> No.46742357

>>46742238
Taking Midway would have ruined their Merchant Marine too. US Submariners were starting to get into the swing of things, and stretched supply lines from taking Midway would have left massive escort and air gaps, something the Silent Service would have exploited to devastating effect.

>>46742288
>That candy pic

Unnf

>> No.46742373

>>46742298
You're still wrong.

>> No.46742388

>>46742289

You'd think I'd have remembered if we did, but I only remember a couple females at AWA, and that's the only time I've seen Deme.

>> No.46742392

>>46742277
Unironically blast this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>46742308
>>46742357
Please do not lewd the memeboat. She is pure.

>>46742319
Shit, I had no idea.
I'll take it. Saves me the trouble of writing one.

>> No.46742418

>>46742331
Pretty much. "I love you THIIIIIIS much" but put more poetically.
>>46742392
Also this. Poor thing won't even know why everyone is suddenly angry at her.

>> No.46742427

>>46742036
Utter shit because it doesn't have any AShM?

>> No.46742435

>>46742392
>Essex is Hotaru

I'd put some planes in that hanger if you know what I mean...

>> No.46742443

Hey, Hate, how large is Fenrir?

>> No.46742449

>>46742373
It's all what if anyway. We all know that Japan would've lost either way. Even I'm not wrong on that, I think.

>> No.46742451

>>46742427
It does now, and they're vaguely terrifying.

>> No.46742486

>>46742298
Even if they had it they coulnd't even do anything with it in the first place. They just flat lacked the logistics to do it.

>> No.46742498

>>46742427
>Utter shit
LRASMs soon motherfucker, and Harpoons are a thing.

>> No.46742517

>>46742435
It was one of those unintentional coincidences.
We picked up the manga a months after she was a thing and were just like "holy shit they look so similar..."

>> No.46742518

>>46742443

Not that fucking big. Bout four, four and a half feet with the stock fully extended. Same size as a 240, give or fucking take.

>> No.46742532

>>46742392
>Please do not lewd the memeboat. She is pure.

Fine, I'll lewd you and Deme instead

>> No.46742586

>>46742532

>> No.46742592

Question.
How does one operate this?
http://www.navweaps.com/Weapons/WNJAP_25mm-60_mg.htm
Where does the gunner sit? Where is the trigger placed?

I see the wheel on one side, Does that the entire turret emplacement from side to side - or up and down?

>> No.46742609

>>46742592
Up and down, foot pedals to rotate and fire.

>> No.46742627

>>46742518
Oh. So not like this.

>> No.46742677

Gah, am I ever getting sick of Erebus and Terror's...confidence? Is that the right word for it?
The fact that they're just so damn sure of themselves is downright disgusting, crying about the fact they -didn't- make an innocent shipgirl blow herself and everybody around her up.
I guess good on Mel for making such utterly repulsive characters.

>> No.46742707

>>46742677
That's not what Erebus is crying for, anon.

>> No.46742758

>>46742707
Oh.
Was I supposed to feel bad about them there?
Whoops, well, that's not working.

>> No.46742783

>>46742758
Feel however you like, my friend. I'm only clarifying, not suggesting.

>> No.46742791

>>46742707
Probably relevant to E&T:
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:ToastSoul/E-5,E-6_Boss_Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ykikxFRA9A

>> No.46742795

>>46742609
Thanks.

I don't suppose that it would be possible to remove one of the individual guns in the emplacement and fire it independent of the turret?

AKA are there individual triggers for each cannon?
>>46742677
I think Erebus is crying due to the loss of her away crew.

That being said...
>>46742707
>My crew...would not have the presence of mind to submit to capture,

So they killed themselves instead? Hmm. I would have expected that some of them would have remained inside, waiting for somebody to stick their fingers in (or another ship-person deploying their own away team).. and then...

Well, remember those scarab beetles from the Mummy series? That.

>> No.46742839

>>46742795
Boo hoo, her pack of murderers died.
They already died once, what's one more time?

>> No.46742854

>>46742795
I'm not entirely sure they're aware what the crew was doing beyond "they're now dead". From the description, Buchanan's newly-respawned natural crew fought off the invaders, hence the fresh gunshot wounds.
Erebus probably assumed it was the crew suiciding over potential capture rather than Buchanan healing faster than expected.

Might be wrong, though.

>> No.46742862

>>46742795
>I don't suppose that it would be possible to remove one of the individual guns in the emplacement and fire it independent of the turret?

That I know of? No, it isn't.

>> No.46742922

>>46742707
Might've been easier to not laugh at her if you'd ever made them in any way sympathetic or likeable, Vox.

Seriously. How can DLQ and what little I've seen of Mourners be so good while RFV is so shit? Do you just turn your brain off for these?

...meh. At least you've let your pet villain-sues finally fail at something.

>> No.46742950

>>46742592
Wiki says that gun is a mockup made for movies. Here's a better view. Gunners sit alongside the mount and turn handwheels and or foot pedals to aim the gun.

>>46742795
>I don't suppose that it would be possible to remove one of the individual guns in the emplacement and fire it independent of the turret?
Probably not. Weapons like this don't usually have hand triggers, usually there would be a mechanical lever like a foot pedal or a button connected to a solenoid.

You could take the gun off the mount and rig it to something else, but it would still have to be bolted onto something solid. No human could control it otherwise.

>> No.46743169

>>46742922
I like to think I put the same amount of care and effort into everything I write, but I can't really have this conversation right now without landing in Spoiler City. I will say that I've noticed a sharp difference in how folks see Ere & Terr vs. how they view some of the other villains I've written, and I think the scale of the conflict - and possibly the 'warship' thing - has something to do with that, but...well, honestly, I'm not even certain about /that/.

Hit me up later on in RFV for this, though. It's a talk I'd like to have; writing good villains is difficult, and I'd like to take the chance to learn and improve.

>> No.46743185

>>46741893
Presidential Unit Citation is kind of a big deal.

>> No.46743192

By the way, not exactly related to KCQ, but definitely relevant to Kancolle proper.

Image is of the last mission for Kancolle Kai, on Historical Difficulty. The source of the Abyssal threat.
I can't read Japanese, so I have no idea what the translation is, but apparently the boss is a right hard bitch. Makes the 'Winter Event' boss look like a chump in comparison.
>>46742839
This time, I agree with you. They deserve no mercy or sorrow.
>>46742862
>>46742950
Thanks. Apologies for my lack of knowledge regarding such.
Just had a thought. Thanks for correcting it.

>You could take the gun off the mount and rig it to something else, but it would still have to be bolted onto something solid. No human could control it otherwise.

It was something along those lines - basically, a side of the turret gets fucked up by incoming fire (the side with the fire control). The sole-surviving member of the gun crew then cuts one of the guns free of the turret emplacement and wields it like a stupid-huge rifle, using a redneck-engineered tripod to hold it steady while firing.

>> No.46743575

>>46743192
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPYHlKzE4bc
>double BB princess
>CV water demon
>BB water demon
jesus christ if that thing appeared in an event the salt would be endless.

>> No.46743738

>>46743575
Imagine adding a Re-class Flagship to each node en route.

>> No.46743750

My thanks for the feedback tonight folks. Thread's gonna drop off any minute now; I'll see y'all again Soon(tm) with Hell and Texas - Call & Answer, as well as more Titanic & Anne.

>> No.46743763

>>46743575
>It sounds like Iowa says "Salty?"

>> No.46743786

>>46743169
A good bit of my problem with them is encompassed in that last line; they came out of nowhere, are suddenly super important to the Abyssal side, and have super spoopy powers with no explanation beyond "urgh burgh abissul majik".

That last point is my biggest peeve with them; no longer are ships turning to the Abyssals out of a sense of betrayal and resentment, giving them a somewhat sympathetic perspective and adding a tragic edge to the conflict, nope, now they're just being mind-controlled and corrupted into mindless generic evil doomsday mooks.

No longer is the invasion of Okinawa shocking and disturbing, proving the Abyssals to be flexible and unpredictable opponents who could be developing ways to cut further inland and become a more prominent and permanent threat to not only sea assets but land as well, nope, because super spoopy Abyssal powers means that Terror could've just sung them to death and/or Erebus could've turned into a snake-thing and wiped them out single-handed.

And worst of all, after presenting them as so utterly repulsive and vile and smugly sadistic, you have the /gall/ to attempt to humanize them, to try to make them into tragic and flawed creatures that we should feel sorry for.

Believe it or not, Mr. Ripley, it's pretty damn hard to feel sympathy for someone who singlehandedly slaughters an entire town and then shlicks off about it afterwards.

>> No.46743871

>>46743786
>nope, because super spoopy Abyssal powers means that Terror could've just sung them to death
Already confirmed that while Terror may be powerful, she ain't that good.
>Erebus could've turned into a snake-thing and wiped them out single-handed.
Same with Erebus. She's good at quick strikes against assets that don't have heavy escorts, but in any sort of stand-up fight she'd be shit out of luck. Especially against the combined fleet stacked up around Iwo Jima.

(captcha, a basketball stand is not a street sign)

>> No.46743882

>>46743786
Noted. I'll say that I feel you're inaccurate in a lot of the particulars; Terr & Ere are not filling an admiral role. They have one particular job, which has been unrelated to the execution of both in-quest battles to date.

Also - and I say this knowing full well which quest I'm in - I don't recall a need to be snide.

>> No.46743992

>>46743882
You've made them pretty unlikable and horrific characters who also posses a sparky of something like humanity.

I may want to grind their faces into the pavement, but the aren't totally incomprehensible monsters.

>> No.46744089

>>46743786
>And worst of all, after presenting them as so utterly repulsive and vile and smugly sadistic, you have the /gall/ to attempt to humanize them, to try to make them into tragic and flawed creatures that we should feel sorry for.

That's the thing - they're not just mindless beasts. They're sapient beings. They have their own reasoning as to why they undertake such depravity, and its not just to be mustache-twirling villains.

Would I still pull the trigger on them if I had the chance (and whatever I was using had sufficient firepower to kill them)? Fuck yes.

I may go on about 'all they need are hugs and poutine', but if the chance popped up and they were still in 'kill all humans' mode, fuck yeah I'd go for the kill.

>> No.46744137

>>46743882
>They have one particular job, which has been unrelated to the execution of both in-quest battles to date.
I'm fairly certain that 'running psy-ops to demoralize our combatants immediately prior to deployment' counts as being a factor in the Sunda Strait battle.

>> No.46744169

So let's see, on the docket for the rest of the day, in no particular order...
>Question Shoukaku
>Meet Houston and Perth, which will probably update us on Hamp and Hornet too by way of shenanigans
>Try to get Goto and Thomas on the same page with the chuuni repair plan, Higgins' return, and whatever we figure out about the spooky dreams
>Ignore another frantic set of text messages from Wayne to come see Buchannen
>Probably chat with Naka about spooky dreams
>Frost Arizona's cupcakes
Anything I'm missing?

Also how the hell did a destroyer just sail right the fuck up to Yokosuka there's like, radar and planes and sonar and the fact that it's a massive fucking naval base who does Hate need to throttle before we can get some fucking security around here?

>> No.46744189

>>46743871
>Same with Erebus. She's good at quick strikes against assets that don't have heavy escorts, but in any sort of stand-up fight she'd be shit out of luck. Especially against the combined fleet stacked up around Iwo Jima.
Nigga she turned into a giant eel and came up from under ships and bit them in half. Modern torpedos are literally the only thing she needs to give a shit about. We could send every BB we have at her and she'd just nibble on their buttchecks.

>>46743882
>I don't recall a need to be snide.
AHAHAHAHA THERE'S BLOOD IN THE WATER NOW off the coast of Byzantine goddam
You seem to repeat the whole "You're missing things, you don't get it" argument a whole lot more than any other writefag or even the greek overlord. I wonder why nigga?

>>46744137
Then there's the fact that Erry coordinates the supply raids, you know, bossing around other boats. No admiral role or anything here though.

>> No.46744204

>>46744169
>Also how the hell did a destroyer just sail right the fuck up to Yokosuka

Spoopy Abyssal Fuckery?

>> No.46744262

>>46743882
>unrelated to both battles

Fucking what? Just because they aren't bossing people around doesn't mean they aren't having a significant impact.

And don't pull that 'inaccurate' shit, I'm going off the information you've given us. You want me to think differently? Give me something that doesn't put bile in the back of my throat while I'm reading it.

>>46744089
Exactly. They're sapient beings.

They've /chosen/ to be moustache-twirling cartoon villains. They /revel/ in mass-murder and rape (and anyone who says what they did to Buchanan wasn't rape is a fucking idiot who needs to fellate a twelve-gauge).

I'd be much more forgiving of them if they couldn't comprehend the fact that they're horrific and disgusting and the most base and vile form of evil to exist in the world.

>> No.46744263

>>46744204
Actually, I'm curious as well. I would have expected some of Hate's corgi patrols to have run into the destroyer before she hit the shore.

Hate was putting the corgis on extra patrols to wear them down, wasn't he?

>> No.46744266

>>46744189
As I've said before; if the two could devastate fleets on their own, they /would be/. Maybe I haven't expanded on the limitations enough, maybe you're missing hints, maybe a bit of both, but if they could decide a fight on their own, they would. You've seen them come down like hammers on targets that were already cut up and wounded (Best Served Cold), undefended or under-defended (Madame Guillotine), or smash-and-go hits of the kind described by >>46743871.

Ere's gut ain't bottomless, anon. Her endurance isn't infinite either.

>> No.46744278

>>46744189
I mean let's be fair, I'd nibble on BB buttcheeks too

>>46744204
Ah yes, the same spoopy abyssal fuckery that lets modern radar get weapons-grade returns on their ships within engagement ranges. The same spoopy abyssal fuckery that has them show up as full-sized ships to instruments as well as girls. The same spoopy abyssal fuckery that will fuzz and degrade weapon performance, but not outright nullify it.
Nah fuck that Buchanen shoulda gotten buried under a dozen doggy dicks if literally nothing else.

>> No.46744330

>>46744169
>and whatever we figure out about the spooky dreams
Shouldn't we bring in Parker and the spooks on that? Or would "I dreamed that two Abyssals told me that they've been running psyops against us and that's why the shipgirls are having nightmares as they are slowly turned against us, right before my pet dogfish bowled them over like bowling pins" be too outrageous?

>who does Hate need to throttle before we can get some fucking security around here?
It's his job to do it, and get the resources to do it.
Most likely he hasn't done the paperwork and assumed that telling the dogs to go on patrols is enough.

>> No.46744359

>>46744262
>I'd be much more forgiving of them if they couldn't comprehend the fact that they're horrific and disgusting and the most base and vile form of evil to exist in the world.
Pretty much this.

>> No.46744362

>>46744266
Question on chronology; I'm pretty certain that the latest piece takes place after the battle of Sunda Strait, correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm not clear on whether it takes place before or after Settle bakes with Arizona/Willie crashes at Settle's quarters. (It can't be during because Willie is occupied during the latest events of the quest)

Which is it?

>> No.46744389

>>46744362
It'd have to take place after- and after this thread too, since we've still got Willie with us.
It'll probably happen offscreen during the next thread, and Settle will get keyed-in to it as a cliffhanger

>> No.46744392

>>46742586
Nice waifu.
Where did you get it, the trash?

>> No.46744395

>>46744362
The parts with Terror & Erebus in the beginning are during and just after Sunda Strait. Buchanan and the Terr & Ere segment after her (re)capture are sometime after baking. When, precisely, is up to Deme.

>> No.46744439

>>46744266
Ere's gut ain't bottomless, anon. Her endurance isn't infinite either.

Still waiting on that day when Erebus tries to nibble on a container ship, only for said vessel to be an arsenal ship in disguise.

Cue the indigestion (best case scenario).

By the way, would Erebus be able to eat a Triple E? Or the CSCL Globe? Or the MSC Oscar?

>> No.46744468

>>46744266
>Ere's gut ain't bottomless
Why would she have to swallow at all?

>THEY WOULD IF THEY COULD AND THEY AREN'T SO THEY CAN'T
Jesus christ.

>> No.46744479

>>46744439
Probably not. Ere's monstrous form is patterned off of gulper eels; what she can't swallow whole, she can't bite at all and must engage more conventionally. Helps the raiding, not so great for an actual fight.

>> No.46744497

>>46744392
Arturia is best waifu.
I thought this was established by now.

>> No.46744513

Arizona a best.

>> No.46744544

>>46744513

>> No.46744559

>>46744513
Too bad that picture looks nothing like Arizona.

>> No.46744578

>>46744479
Hmm. So larger container ships are safe(r) from her attacks. Good to know.
Anything 400m in length/59m in width is safe from 'and then Erebus ate her'.

I wonder, what's the largest ship she can safely ingest?

>> No.46744585

>>46744479
Yes, because that has been in any way indicated in the story whatsoever.

>> No.46744587

>>46744559
How about this~

>> No.46744628

>>46744585
Dropped ball on my end, most likely. I've described her in, for lack of a better term, fitout before but I prolly coulda fleshed that out a lot better.

>>46744578
I have seen this question, and I'm gonna ignore it 'cause it's 1 AM and I'm fuzzy on Bote Math in the first place. My apologies.

>> No.46744666

>>46744479
>Eel-like, Erebus slips through water that boils and steams around her,
>The first sign the humans have that they’re under attack is when a massive maw bursts from the depths, like a cave made of coral, flesh, and flame. The bow of the freighter shrinks, visibly and rapidly, as the eel-like mouth surrounds it.
Shit, good thing the Gulper part was indicated in anyway. All eels have freak mouths and a massive eel has a massive mouth but you really made it clear that it's a massive GULPER EEL mouth.

>The bow of the freighter shrinks, visibly and rapidly, as the eel-like mouth surrounds it.
>The bow of the freighter shrinks, visibly and rapidly
Good thing this can't be interpreted in multiple ways. The worst of which being literally, which means more spoopy abyss magic, that of course has TOTALLY BEEN HINTED AT having an upper limit that lets her not do this to much.

>> No.46744699

>>46744330
It is not Hate's job to secure the basic operational security of an entire naval base for two fleets.
Use this as a yardstick- Could the chinks or Norks do a lot of damage if they could get away with something? If so, then there is at least three pairs of eyes and instruments keeping an eye out for ANYBODY attempting it.
Like, say, sailing a fucking suicide bomber destroyer up to shore.

>> No.46744726

>>46744666
Fair 'nough. Noted for later; not really comfortable with going back and revising the earlier writeups at this point. Might as well let the chips lay where they fell.

I appreciate the time you've taken to read and offer feedback, my friend.

>> No.46744767

>>46744726
Other anon here: The fundamental issue is that the spooky abyssal bullshit in the main quest is low-fantasy bullshit and ow fuck my mind, whereas E&T are high-fantasy bullshit.

We've never seen any other abyssals shooting magma or turning into murderfish or singing mind control or anything like that, despite having plenty of opportunity and motive to have done so if they were able.

>> No.46744794

>>46744767
Aye. And such has been noted in previous threads as well. Unfortunately there's only so much I'm /allowed/ to talk about on that score; not all of those secrets are mine to sell.

>> No.46744797

>>46744767
>Other anon here: The fundamental issue is that the spooky abyssal bullshit in the main quest is low-fantasy bullshit and ow fuck my mind, whereas E&T are high-fantasy bullshit.
This has always been my biggest complaint with them too, yeah.
But oh ewll. I can bear it because I know that planefag is letting Mel ham it up so that we enjoy murdering the cunts all the more

>> No.46744821

>>46744767
They get lava bombs and mind control, we get a LT that makes firearms out of battleship parts and an admiral that summons ships with the power of his boundless rage.

>> No.46744836

>>46744767
That and the fact that we're supposed to feel bad for a couple of mass-murdering rapists.

I really can't emphasize that enough, because it boggles my mind that Vox could be so stupid as to think that he can make us sympathize with MASS-MURDERING RAPISTS.

>> No.46744888

>>46744628
Right. Thanks anyway for the clarification, though.
>>46744821
Firearms that don't work properly. Don't forget that bit.

>> No.46744896

>>46744836
A: I don't recall any rape unless you're referring to the boarding party.
B: It worked for Cavia.

>> No.46744911

>Go to read Senator NANO!Desu's shoukaku writeups because apparently those might be important
>The first one seems to be about her being summoned
>Shoukaku wasn't summoned, she came back on her own to save Akagi

>> No.46744941

>> No.46744943

>>46744836
I'm not going to disagree with you on the fact that they are completely unsympathetic, but you are going a bit overboard (pun intended) on the whole rape thing, dude. The boarding party shit was fucked up, but it's not really rape. Mindfuckery, maybe.

>> No.46745007

>>46744896
>>46744943

> Buchanan manages a muffled scream of protest when Erebus’s lips go to hers.
> The destroyer thrashes in Erebus’s grip, twitching and groaning in agony. Terror smiles to herself... Buchanan pushes weakly against her attacker, but her struggles slow, and then cease.
> In the end, the destroyer returns the kiss with limp, mute obedience.
> Erebus lifts her head... with a satisfied look.

If you don't think that's a rape scene, refer to my earlier post and kindly fellate a twelve-gauge.

>> No.46745011

>>46744888
For one field test on something that shouldn't work, and didn't kill the user, I'd call Fenrir a success.

>> No.46745016

>>46744943
It was literally flooding Buchanan's inner spaces with (ravenous) seamen. Sounds like rape to me.

>> No.46745075

>>46745007
Shit son, I find hasty as fuck DATS ACTUALLY RAPE accusations funny as the next guy but you might be on to something. I didn't see it like that the first time through but I really get your angle.

>> No.46745096

>>46745007
>>46745016
Okay, maybe I forgot how blatant it was. You may have a point.
Besides, I only have a .38 S&W anyway.

>> No.46745099

>>46744794
>not all of those secrets are mine to sell.
If those secrets are Planefag's, then you should be/have been yelling at him to include some high-fantasy abyssal bullshit in the main quest so your writing isn't the odd one out.

>> No.46745125

>>46744836
>When Erebus is done enjoying herself, she hunts down the few survivors who got off of the sinking ship in time and chokes each to death, holding them beneath the waves and watching the light leave their eyes.
But man she's got some hardships yes sir.

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