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[ERROR] No.46277895 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

You trudge after Arizona slowly, hoping to give yourself time to think of a good way to broach the topic of your blatant hypocrisy. Well, that's putting it lightly. The way a full Court Martial would put it is “royally fucked up,” and in almost as many words had you committed a blunder this massive in the course of your normal duties...

... which you *have,* all things told. You're supposed to enable her to do her job, and all you've done is hurt and upset her. You slow down a little more, mind spinning. You've spent your whole life inside of one formal, rigid context - superior and subordinate, duty and execution thereof. You've always known what was expected of you in any situation, and striven to achieve it.

But now things have gotten *twisted,* and you don't know how to set them right again. Hate was right - there ARE fraternization regs for a reason. You thump the heel of your hand against your forehead with a sigh and look up to find an empty hallway - no big surprise, because you're standing still.

You do know which room his hers, though - it's on this floor. You count down room numbers till you find it, then pause outside, studying the cheap brass numbers nailed to the outside. You raise your fist to knock, an excuse forming in your head...

... and then dissipating again. Your hand drops to your side again. This... this, you can't do. You haven't even heard how the battle ended yet, aside from the bare-bones bottom line (we won, they lost, no damaged ships sunk, etc.) You have work to do - the least of which is call base IT to take a goddamned axe to a hard-line somewhere - and no time to stand around bearding the battleship in her ha- bad analogy.

>> No.46277918

Leaning on your cane heavily, you struggle to summon the werewithal to just knock... and finally surrender with a sigh, pivoting on your cane to leave. You swing your foot into the first step -

- and discover that it seems loath to land, just hovering in air. Investigation reveals this to be linked to your shirtcollar, which seems to have arrested your forward progress by your throat. A second later it twirls you about on your heel, putting you face-to-face with -

“Arizona,” you say brightly. “Hello.”

She leans against the doorframe with crossed arms, lidded eyes slicing through you.

“I.” Yeah. You. Good start. “I came here.” You most certainly did. Empirical facts, can't go wrong with those. “To-” apologize talk discuss ask - “I just wanted to - uh.”

Arizona backs into her room slowly, beckoning you forward like one might tempt a stray dog. You enter timidly, feeling like the biggest goddamned fool in the world. Once, you commanded a United States Navy warship, and now *they* command *you.*

>> No.46277924 [DELETED] 

FIRST

>> No.46277929

>>46277895
you cock-tease

>> No.46277942

Maybe you're simply going insane. Maybe you *are* insane, a chunk of Higgins still stuck in your skull as you lie gibbering in a rubber room somewhere.

Arizona leads you into a small apartment that looks somewhat similar to your own, just a bit smaller. Leading you into the miniscule kitchenette, she points at a chair before retrieving two plain white mugs and filling them from a cheap coffee maker off to one side. She holds up a box of sugar cubes and rattles it as an interrogative.

“Black, thanks.”

Setting the mug down in front of you (complete with saucer, you note,) she plonks her own down before pulling a seat out for herself.

Then she proceeds to stare you down across the table, expression even more blank than usual.

[ ] Apologize. You made a horrible mistake, no two ways about it - but you intend to erase that mistake.
[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.
[ ] May as well take Opposite Day all the way - you're here for your ass-chewing, so you'll take it like a man. It's *her* turn to talk a bit, isn't it?

>> No.46277969

>>46277942
>[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.
...Well then. This isn't what I came here to say, but now that it's available, I can't NOT say it.

>> No.46277974

>>46277942
>[x] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.

>> No.46277991

>>46277942
>[ ] May as well take Opposite Day all the way - you're here for your ass-chewing, so you'll take it like a man. It's *her* turn to talk a bit, isn't it?

>> No.46277993

What did we do...

>> No.46278002

>>46277942
>[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.


The expository prospects are too tempting

>> No.46278006

>>46277942
>[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.


we shouldn't be apologizing do we?

>> No.46278008

>>46277942
>[ ] Apologize. You made a horrible mistake, no two ways about it - but you intend to erase that mistake.

>> No.46278009

>[ ] May as well take Opposite Day all the way - you're here for your ass-chewing, so you'll take it like a man. It's *her* turn to talk a bit, isn't it?

Right, let it rip.

>> No.46278014

>>46277942
>[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.
Hello, darkness, my old friend.

>> No.46278031

>>46277942
>[ ] Apologize. You made a horrible mistake, no two ways about it - but you intend to erase that mistake.

>> No.46278035

Shigure abyssalificiation when?

>> No.46278037

>>46277942
>[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.

>> No.46278040

>>46277942
>[ ] May as well take Opposite Day all the way - you're here for your ass-chewing, so you'll take it like a man. It's *her* turn to talk a bit, isn't it?

Settle's mistake was thinking everything was about him. There's a time to open up and lay out his own traumas, but this isn't it. It's time for Arizona to make her thoughts known instead.

>> No.46278043

>>46277942
>[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO

>> No.46278049

[ ] May as well take Opposite Day all the way - you're here for your ass-chewing, so you'll take it like a man. It's *her* turn to talk a bit, isn't it?

>> No.46278055

>[X] May as well take Opposite Day all the way - you're here for your ass-chewing, so you'll take it like a man. It's *her* turn to talk a bit, isn't it?

>> No.46278062

JUST FUCK ALREADY FOR GODSSAKES

>> No.46278065

>>46277942
>[x] May as well take Opposite Day all the way - you're here for your ass-chewing, so you'll take it like a man. It's *her* turn to talk a bit, isn't it?

>> No.46278071

>>46277942
>[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.

>> No.46278072

>>46277942
>[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.
I want to say "DO ALL THREE GODDAMMIT!", but I know that's not how this works and would see planefag hunt me down and unleash imouto on me.

>> No.46278080

>>46277942
>[ ] Apologize. You made a horrible mistake, no two ways about it - but you intend to erase that mistake.

>> No.46278088

>[X] May as well take Opposite Day all the way - you're here for your ass-chewing, so you'll take it like a man. It's *her* turn to talk a bit, isn't it?

Take it like a man anon.

>> No.46278089

>>46277942
>[X] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.

We going full mindfuck emotional shit tonight boys/girls/foxes/fairies/whatever the fuck you identify as.

>> No.46278091

>>46277942
[x] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.

>> No.46278092

>>46277942
>[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.

>> No.46278096

>>46277942
>[x] Apologize. You made a horrible mistake, no two ways about it - but you intend to erase that mistake.

might as well cut to the chase

>> No.46278114

>>46277942
>[ ] Apologize. You made a horrible mistake, no two ways about it - but you intend to erase that mistake.

>> No.46278117

>>46277942
>[ ] Apologize. You made a horrible mistake, no two ways about it - but you intend to erase that mistake.

>> No.46278118

>>46277942

>[x ] May as well take Opposite Day all the way - you're here for your ass-chewing, so you'll take it like a man. It's *her* turn to talk a bit, isn't it?

We dun goofed, she can talk, then we can, if we aren't to busy BBoning.

>> No.46278120

>>46278035
Never.

>> No.46278124

>>46278089
>whatever the fuck you identify as
Fairy tankers on a sentient fairy tank?

>> No.46278133

>[X] May as well take Opposite Day all the way - you're here for your ass-chewing, so you'll take it like a man. It's *her* turn to talk a bit, isn't it?
>[X] Apologize. You made a horrible mistake, no two ways about it - but you intend to erase that mistake.

Let her say her piece, then apologize for being a shithead.

>> No.46278135

>>46277942
>[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.
And apologize.

>> No.46278136

>>46277942
>[x] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.
This option intrigues me.

>> No.46278141

>>46277942
>[ ] May as well take Opposite Day all the way - you're here for your ass-chewing, so you'll take it like a man. It's *her* turn to talk a bit, isn't it?

>> No.46278151

>>46278124
Sure why not, must be a hell of a case of split personality

>> No.46278159

>>46277942
>[x] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.

>> No.46278162

Reposting in this thread:
>>46277811
Not wanting a modernized M1 disappoints me greatly, blama.

>> No.46278163

>>46277942
>[M] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.

>> No.46278166

>>46277993
Tan is wrong.

>> No.46278172

>>46277942
>[X] Apologize. You made a horrible mistake, no two ways about it - but you intend to erase that mistake.

>>46277996
>Ahri
>Arizona is now a kumiho

>> No.46278178

>[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.

>> No.46278185

How is the XO related to what we did to Ari?

>> No.46278191

>>46277895
>[x] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.

I've been curious about this whole thing with his XO for awhile now.

I HAVE to vote for this.

>> No.46278198

http://erasemistake.ytmnd.com/

>> No.46278199

>>46277942
>opposite day

>> No.46278206

>>46278151
At least I don't have quad personality syndrome.

>> No.46278209

>>46277942
>[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.

>> No.46278212

>>46278185
He's the core of our survivor's guilt/martyr complex

>> No.46278222

>>46278185
Nothing about Arizona in particular, but the XO is both a part of, and representation of the amount of stress and PTSD settle is undergoing

Plus some spooky ship shit too

>> No.46278226

>>46277942
>[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.

>> No.46278235

>>46277993
...Bitch, now I have to do her too.

>not a heavy carrier
>just a standard carrier

>> No.46278238

>>46277942
>[X] May as well take Opposite Day all the way - you're here for your ass-chewing, so you'll take it like a man. It's *her* turn to talk a bit, isn't it?

>> No.46278243

>>46278212
>>46278222
PTSD does not excuse a man from being a bad admiral though.

>> No.46278244

>>46277942
>[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO

>> No.46278249

>>46278198
eh?

>> No.46278251

>>46278206
...still miss Chopper...

>> No.46278254

>>46277942
>[x] May as well take Opposite Day all the way - you're here for your ass-chewing, so you'll take it like a man. It's *her* turn to talk a bit, isn't it?

This all the way

>> No.46278255

>>46277942
>[ ] Apologize. You made a horrible mistake, no two ways about it - but you intend to erase that mistake.
>[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.
>[ ] May as well take Opposite Day all the way - you're here for your ass-chewing, so you'll take it like a man. It's *her* turn to talk a bit, isn't it?

After much thought, this is the best vote.

>> No.46278257

>>46277184
Bulpup G3

>> No.46278264

>>46277993
>left Essex alone with a livestream with millions watching
I am sure Settle's email inbox is filling up with with emails from his boss with subject lines like
>"Unauthorized PR live streaming"
>"what the hell are you doing?"
>"holy fuck stop this"
>"WHY THE FUCK ARE LEAVING HER ALONE!"
>"Oh god shes not stopping"
>"Your ass. My office. NOW"

>> No.46278273

>>46277942
>[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.
Why me? He should have lived. He did so much more, and he died, and I didn't. Why?

>> No.46278276

>>46277942
>[X] May as well take Opposite Day all the way - you're here for your ass-chewing, so you'll take it like a man. It's *her* turn to talk a bit, isn't it?

>> No.46278278

>>46277942
You know honestly ALL THREE (YOU HEARD ME DEME) of these options over the course of a long conversation would be the best.

>> No.46278281

>>46277942
[x] Apologize

The conversation will not go anywhere if you don't start with the apology.

Anything else can be easily misconstrued as an excuse or an attempt to dodge responsibility.

So start with sorry, and go from there.

>> No.46278283

>>46277942
[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.

Embrace the Spoopy plot advancement.

>> No.46278286

>>46278264
>I don't care if you're on the other side of the god damn ocean!

>> No.46278288

>>46278035
Never.

Naka's cured her of it. And so has Jacob, her Battle-Buddy Marine. And same with Goto.

She's never going to turn Abyssal. Not while they're s̤̖̝ͩt̞̻̙͎ͨ̉̂i̩͚͒̓ͫ͛ͭ̀ͅḻͬ̎͗̾͑̇l̻ͤ̌͂ͩͫ͊̀ ͚͉̼̤̫̪̒ͪ̈́͋̓̚a͕̩̤͉̤l̙ͫ̽͋͐ͣ̚i̙̦͔̔̾v̠̳̹̝̺̞̐e̼͔̎ͅ.̆͐͛͐.

>> No.46278289

>>46277942
>>[X] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.

The Dark calls, tonight.

>> No.46278290

I am a bit disconcerted, Tatsuta is DYING and life on base sorta just goes on...

>> No.46278291

>>46278243
Well yes. It's not an excuse, but it's still a reason

>> No.46278293

>>46278243
Fuck yes it can if it's severe enough

>>46278255
YOu want to eat your cake too, don't you?

>> No.46278294

>>46277942
>[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.

>> No.46278300

>>46277942
>[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.

>Afterwards apologize for dumping on her, but it's so easy to to to be open with her. Now there are some fences to be mended and we owe her a favor now don't we?

>> No.46278303

>>46278288
What writeup was Jacob in?

>> No.46278316

>>46278278
These are mutually exculsive options, especially >[X] May as well take Opposite Day all the way - you're here for your ass-chewing, so you'll take it like a man. It's *her* turn to talk a bit, isn't it?

>> No.46278318

>>46278290

We haven't all fucking forgotten about her. Other shit comes up and there's only so much good you can fucking do, sitting there and yelling at motherfuckers to take care of them.

>> No.46278320

>>46278162
I am torn.

>> No.46278321

>>46278198
>http://erasemistake.ytmnd.com/
Ah. So it seems that the choice made was... interesting.

>> No.46278322

>>46278264
>implying that CINCPAC didn't order for the connection to be cut the moment Essex showed up.

>> No.46278323

>>46278290
War is kind of fucked up, yeah.

>> No.46278333

>>46277942
>>[ ] May as well take Opposite Day all the way - you're here for your ass-chewing, so you'll take it like a man. It's *her* turn to talk a bit, isn't it?

One of the most important skills in government service, especially in the uniformed services, is telling the difference between a conversation and an ass chewing. This is the latter – and we deserve it.

>> No.46278337

>>46278290
>I am a bit disconcerted, Tatsuta is DYING and life on base sorta just goes on...

AFAIK, she's in critical but stable-ish.

>> No.46278339

>>46278166
Eh, I just grabbed the first version of the crazy carrier I came across. Turns out, there was a tan.
>>46278235
Never called her a heavy carrier, just part of the near apex predator class of carrier that were the Essex class.
>>46278264
Hilarious, isn't it.

>> No.46278344

>>46278172
wrong post fuck
>>46277426
this is what I meant

>> No.46278354

>Settle will never impregnate Arizona and give her lots of little battleships to love

>> No.46278355

>>46278288
>>46278303
Did they actually give that boot marine sentry a name? I don't remember PF naming him during the Shigure brig incident.

>> No.46278357

>>46278162
That looks like a fucking NERF gun

>> No.46278367

>>46278288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
?

>> No.46278370

>>46278162
Is that a thing, or am I just looking at an M14?

>> No.46278371

Time to enjoy the salt straight from the mines.

Good luck, anons.

>> No.46278380

>>46277942
>[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.

Apologizing right now would just feel too hollow. We've promised her in the past and then broken the promises.

And a little exposition is always a good thing. We just don't want to come across like a cheap "pity me" schtick.

>> No.46278383

>>46278354
A True Russian in that picture.

>>46278355
SenatorNano did in his last write-up.

>> No.46278393

VOTES CALLED

>> No.46278397

>>46278198
nah mate. you hype it up then throw a softball every time.

>> No.46278402

>>46277942
>[ x] May as well take Opposite Day all the way - you're here for your ass-chewing, so you'll take it like a man. It's *her* turn to talk a bit, isn't it?

>> No.46278420

>>46278290
Yeah, and Settle and Co ain't Medical, or repair. She's in good hands I'm sure, even if they are Navy hands.

Captcha is oceans.

>> No.46278423

>>46278264
Oh, yes... the shitstorm, it blows.
>>46278303
Most recent Soaring Crane update.
>>46278322
Maybe.
Or maybe RFV has hijacked the feed and are keeping it running...

>> No.46278429

>>46277895

[x] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.

>> No.46278433

>>46278393
>>46278397
Deme, you have been challenged.

It's Time.

Deploy V2 and reset everything to "Zero".

>> No.46278434

>>46278393
Need *Help* counting again?

>> No.46278439

>>46277942
>[x] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.

>> No.46278452

>>46278434

ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIOR DETECTED

REPORT TO RE-EDUCATION CAMP COMRADE

>> No.46278456

>>46278257
shame that's just a render, but excellent taste.

>> No.46278470

>>46278423
>>46278383
Interrogative, is that printup canon, over?

>> No.46278475

>>46278452

>> No.46278482

>>46278452
Well you did admit to being a dirty politician just a few minutes ago so...

>> No.46278485

>>46278339
>Turns out, there was a tan.
Still wrong.

>> No.46278499

>>46278470
Sorta, kinda, not really?

>> No.46278502

>>46278339
>Never called her a heavy carrier, just part of the near apex predator class of carrier that were the Essex class.

Meant what she'll be 'patterned onto'. I ain't giving her a CVH by herself. A CV is far more appreciable.

Plus I can do fun stuff with the name. CV-9, eh? That would make her one of the first ships built...

>> No.46278507

>>46278475
I have no idea what that's from, but i think i saw 2hus.

>> No.46278509

>>46278470
I didn't read it, so not for me

>> No.46278512

>>46278452
Honestly, anon just wants both Arizona and Settle to get their feelings acknowledged.

>> No.46278521

>>46278370
>>46278357

This is the anon who drives for a living. That image is from some reddit shit Google pointed me towards, but it looks similar to a M1 advertised by a group that sells 'em just north of Mont eagle in Tenn. I drive by it sometimes.

>> No.46278525

>>46278475
That Sukuna is adorable.

>> No.46278534

>>46278507
Yeah it's 2hu

>> No.46278544

>>46278452
Technically that was an (albeit sarcastic) invitation, which makes it social behavior ... you also put a hyphen in a word where it doesn't belong. Perhaps Comrade Planefag needs a bit of reeducation himself.

...sorry, I was bored and had a suddenly and unexplainable urge to be a grammar Nazi.

>> No.46278554

>>46278544
FASCISM DETECTED.

>> No.46278564

>>46278470
Not my place.
>>46278452
PLANEFAG SOMEBODY INQUIRES ABOUT CANON STATUS OF THE LATEST WRITEUP OF SENATOR NANO

>> No.46278581

>>46278485
And look who doesn't give a fuck either way.
>>46278502
Eh, whatever. You want to do your own go for it, want to just throw things at me to tack on that's fine too I guess.

>> No.46278594

>>46278564
Deal with that shit after the thread is done for the night.

>> No.46278651

>>46278564
The default answer is 'whatever'.
Since you're drawing attention to it, the answer is now 'did it upset people?' If so, its status moves to 'dickflirtingly teasing that it is because planefag is actually a fucking softy who doesn't like seeing his friends get their work insulted'

>> No.46278655

>>46277993
>fluffy hair
>this is extremely important

>> No.46278712

Wow, a KoCQ thread hasn't reached the bump limit in ten minutes, is that a record or something?

>> No.46278725

>>46278581
>Eh, whatever. You want to do your own go for it, want to just throw things at me to tack on that's fine too I guess.

Thanks, sah.

It will take some time for the model to be ready - I'm still fuckin' stuck on the Aoba + Kinugasa CA.
And I still need to unfuck the goddamn design of the CV model in question.

>> No.46278753

>>46278651
Less upset people, more "conflicts with previously established main thread canon". Thus people are confused as how to take it's canonicity.

The write-ups as stand alones aren't bad, far from it. But in the context of the larger KCQ EU/side stories, it has some serious continuity issues.

>> No.46278773

>>46278655
Bam.
>>46278725
Meh, it doesn't make too much difference to me either way.

>> No.46278808

What does scrapping mean in this quest?

>> No.46278819

I'm really fucking tired, but I have a writeup. People want to see it before I go to bed?

>> No.46278828

>>46278773
>veriy

You fucking idiot.

>> No.46278830

>>46278808
Shipgirl dies.

>> No.46278837

>>46278819
yep

>> No.46278841

>>46278808

Nothing, because it has never come up.

>> No.46278846

>>46278819
Planefag hasn't called it yet

>> No.46278848

>>46278819
Sure

>> No.46278849

>>46278819
Lay it on us, or entrust the link to someone else

>> No.46278858

>>46278808
Killing the ship girl. AFAIK that has never happened.

>>46278819
Yes

>> No.46278861

>>46278808
Has never come up and very likely will never come up, because all ships are needed right now.

>> No.46278869

>>46278819
post to pastebin, then post link?
>>46278808
Hasn't come up. Essex' ship-form was scrapped a long time ago, during OTL.
It's part of the reason why she's a memeboat now, because it fucked her character development and reset her back to factory default.

>> No.46278880

>>46278858
Oh, that's is the cutest little Yamato.

>> No.46278896

>>46278861
We might end up scrapping Tatsuta if we fuck up on the overhaul.

>> No.46278902

>>46278880
Now picture her giggling and saying oink oink at a tv while playing Destiny.

>> No.46278911

>>46278773
I see you gave Essex a noticeable camel toe there.

>> No.46278912

>>46278773
>veriy
One Job, anon, one job

>> No.46278916

Was reading up on some WW II admirals - some of them were very impressive. Olympian sharp shooting medal record holder and knows more about radar than even the radar operator themselves? How did these guys get passed over and people like Halsey or MacArthur ended up in command?

>> No.46278917

>>46278858
Shipgirl lolies are fine too.

>> No.46278929

>>46278902
... So this is Type 2 diabetes, huh?

>> No.46278933

>>46278902
the division, last i checked destiny doesn't have m60s

>> No.46278945

>>46278837
'Kay

http://pastebin.com/M41MzpjJ

>> No.46278956

>>46278933
They're basically the same thing from what I've heard

>> No.46278959

>>46278916
Politics are fickle.

>> No.46278963

>>46278916
In macarthur's case, he was good at office politics. Also his mommy helped him out early on in his career.

Pity he was never actually a good General.

>> No.46278970

>>46278916
Records don't do jack if you aren't aggressive enough on the battlefield.

>> No.46278980

>>46278896
Assuming there is an overhaul.

>> No.46278994

>>46278828>>46278912
Oh, I didn't notice from how little I cared and how no spell check GIMP has. And now it's just crying in a corner making his leather wet. Hope the zippers don't start to rust.
>>46278911
Too many things, too little time and space.

>> No.46278997

>>46278370
That's a SA M1A SOCOM variant. The Archangel stock it's pictured with is actually pretty nice.

>> No.46279000

>>46278970
Well Lee did win the only BB on BB fight in the entire pacific war.

>> No.46279017

>>46278956
true, one has zombies, and one has space zombies

>> No.46279020

>>46278945
Haha this fucking girl.

>> No.46279023

>>46279000
You mean in the Southern Philippines?

>> No.46279039

>>46279020
>Awaken my Turrets.jpg

>> No.46279072

>>46279023
BB Div 6. The one where Washington sneak attacked Kirishima and SODAK did absolutely nothing useful. And lost all 4 of his DDs. But still was the turning point in the war.

>> No.46279081

>>46278916


W̷̷̢͖̝͖̮͍̘̞͕̜͕̻̊ͫ̀ͪ̈́͐̀̉͢͝h̍ͧͩ́̓́ͦ̚҉̧̡̗͙̺͈͡͠ȁ͒̾͒̈́͏҉̸̟̻͍̠̯̼̫͓͙͎͍̜͕͚͔͙́t̸̷̡̔ͯͧ͌̓̿̿͆̾̅ͯ͋̓ͦ̓́͏͉̜̼͙̤͎̬̪̫͙̬̙̣͎̤̳̝̩ ̴̨̧͈̙̻̬̣̗̳̹̩͈͋̑̊ͥ̽ͣ̅ͦͅd̴̵̳͍̰̣́ͥ͛ͩ̆ͯ͑i̶͖̣̲̙ͯ̍̃͑̑̉͊͛ͮ̂̽͗̀̚͘͟͢d̶̡̬̣̣̥̞̗̍̏̾̋̓͛̿̽̌̂͊̾́̚ ̠͓̦̰͈͇̮͌ͬͫͥ̊̔̿͊́̑̌ͪ̄͢y̸̵̢͖͉̝͕̥̳̱̠̭̥̥̟̮̘͇̭ͦ̄͌ͥ̑̀͜͡o̶̡̩̰̲͈͇̳͍̭̠͔̹͚ͦ̔̋̉̊̎̐̃̽̾ͮ̄̽̈͒̚ữ̴ͧ̾͏̲̟͖̩͟ ̷̟̦̱̤̯͛̀͋̋̅̓͘s̡̨̞̮̜̯̝͙̻̀̓̀͂̉̃ͣͫ͑̏͑̌ͧ͌̋̚̚a͋͆ͧͧ̑ͣ̊̑̊̈́̒̍ͥ͑ͬ̚҉̗̮͍̪̭̲̼͉̺̲̠̲y̧̢̮̱̼̰̲͙͔͙͙͍̅̐ͥͮ̒̃̚̕͝ ́ͥ̀ͮ͌͐ͩ̑̑҉̴͖̣͇̠̞̙͕̱̬͕̥̥ͅa̵̧̦̩̬̗̫͔̦͓̝̰͔͎͉̼̣͖̐͆͊̏́ͧͨͧ̅̀͡͝ͅb̶̅ͨͭ̐͌̀͋́͏͎̖͎͔͎̲̠̤͖͍̞͕o̵̻̤̬͕̭̜͖̼̼͔̻̬̻̬͍̦̖͉͈̐͋̓ͯ͌̂̍̊ͨ̀͡͝u̵̢̧̱̘̺̪̟̩̖͖̯̟̜͙͑ͦ̑̌̿̆̽ͦ̚͢͠t̶̫̜̦̹͈͓̫̯͕̤̬͋̃͋̍̆ͪ̌̇̉͟͜͠͞ ̛̛̙͙̻͇̖̲̩̲̮͎̭̲͓̝ͪ͂̽̅̅͌͑ͨͫͯͫͬ̔͑̉ͮ̈́ͬ̕͞͞m̺̭̱̤̼̞͈͖̺͔̗̙͛̅ͫͨ͛ͭ͆͊̓ͭ̿ͥͪ̌́͜y̵̸̟͔̼̦̳̣͖̅̽͗ͮ͛̾͞ ̧͕͔̳̥͙̰̙̱͔̙̮̼̘̋͛̄ͭ̅̚͜a̸̛͕͉͕̺̜ͣ̓͑͑́̓ͮͯ͐̽ͪ̀ͬͭͬͯͯ͟͡d͎̙̜̮̳̳̳̜̝̠̳͈͔̫͓̗̂̇͗ͨ͒͆̓ͬͯ̎̏ͣ̎̊ͬͣ̈͘̕m̦͖̮͉͙̤̤͎͕ͬ͐ͯ̎̈́͆ͣ̈́͑́͢͡i̢͚̥͈̻̦̼̯͕̫͍̙ͪ͊ͯ̒̄͛́ͩ͘͝ͅr̶̖̰̟͖͙̼͍͍̤̮͈̠͓̫̙̬̿̍ͣ͑̈̍͆ͮ͡a̴̢̢͈͚͔͚̪͕̮̖̹̹̠͚͋̑ͭͧͩ̏ͥ͂ͥͭ͌̚̚͢lͫ̌̋ͧ̂͏̛͍̤̩̖̳͔̤͎̩̘̀͢͞?̵̨̞̩̥̺͒̄͛̏ͪ̚͠

>> No.46279099

>>46279023
That was the second BB on BB fight. But Lee was the only one to one on one fight a BB and win.

>>46279081
New Jersey? The world wonders.

>> No.46279107

>>46279081
HALSEY A SHIT

>> No.46279123

>>46279072
Wasn't that a BB on CC fight? Not a BB on BB fight?

So you must have been talking about the time Yamishiro ran into a line of upgraded standards and sank before Pennsylvania could get a shot off.

>> No.46279134

>>46279072
>the turning point in the war.
>not Midway, not Guadalcanal, not even the fucking Marianas

>> No.46279135

>>46279123
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_battleship_Kirishima

Kirishima was a BB.

>> No.46279136

>>46278945
I love it.

I love everything except you trying to make Amatsukaze not wearing her normal outfit canon.

>> No.46279143

>>46279099
>That was the second BB on BB fight.
>>46279000
>only
One of these statements is not like the other. One of these statements doesn't belong.

>> No.46279152

>>46278858

Fuck sake that's cute.

I'mma print off a copy and see what the fuck she says. She might squee. She does that shit with cute shit.

>> No.46279154

>>46279135
Sorry, I suck cocks.

Yes, she was a BC.

>>46279134
But that was Gudualcanal?

>> No.46279178

>>46279152
I'd ask you to record her reaction, but I'm satisfied imagining it.

>> No.46279183

>>46279123

More like Yamashiro got shot up by a bunch of uprgraded standards, got shot up and retreated, finally being opening up like a tin can by torpedoes from destroyers.

>> No.46279196

>>46279099
>New Jersey? The world wonders.
Hey, no bully the Jersey. Just look at the siblings she has to put up with! Pic related.

>> No.46279199

>>46279152
Dammit marine the gloryhole in the fourth wall can only take so much

>> No.46279210

>>46279143
There were 2 BB on BB engagements during the pacific war: the second battle of Guadalcanal and the battle of the Surigao Strait.

>> No.46279225

>>46278945
well done, again

>> No.46279231

>>46279210
One of them was an one on one brawl. The other was a dog pile with DDs, BBs, and everything in between raping the BB.

>> No.46279238

How far are we from averting Arizona's bad end? Pic related.

>> No.46279280

>>46279196
Someone kinda made up scenario where Lee and Kurita faced off at Leyte Gulf.

http://www.chuckhawks.com/task_force_34.htm

Results are a little shaky but whatever.

>> No.46279286

>>46279238
We're actually accelerating it.

>> No.46279314

You dodge her gaze, choosing to study the faint wisps of steam rising from your mug.

There's really only one way to go about this.

“I...”
No.

“There's something I've never told anyone before-”

Better -

“And...” and if you say it now, you effectively abdicate your lifelong duty by admitting you're *broken.*

... well, there it is, isn't it?

You *are.*

What the hell happened to Ryan Settle, Commander, USN? LA happened. Higgins happened. Your XO happened.

Death happened.

Now what are you, but a raving god-damned lunatic? Lunatics are tolerated in war; as long as they get results. And you've lucked out a few times. But now you're already failing; getting duct-taped to a damned table after you crack under the strain of contact with alien minds malicious. Now here you are, about to fling yourself on the subordinate who's supposed to look to you as a pillar of support. This is no mere abdication of duty - it's downright treasonous.

She waits patiently as you quietly deflate before her, staring into your mug.

>> No.46279315

>>46279183
>opening up like a tin can by torpedoes from destroyers.
That was Fusou, not her sister, despite what Shigure might say. Side note, the Destroyer who got the kill is Melvin.

Which reminds me, Melvin when?

>>46279210
This argument started when anon claimed their was only one battle. This generally implies that they either don't consider the Kongos to be battleship (reasonable) or they didn't know Surigao Strait happened (unreasonable).

>> No.46279331

>>46279238
Oh my sweet summer child.

>> No.46279350

She raps on the table sharply.

“Ah - just - I, I need time-” She cuts you off with a sharp shake of her head. First, she points at you; then makes a talking motion with her hand.

You blink. “Yes, I want to talk to you, I just-”

Slashing hand, for silence. Her hands come up to her head and grab invisible hair-buns, turning them this way and that like radio dials, before she does that V-shaped wink again -

“Naka.” She nods. “What about her?” Points at you. Talking. Bumps her chest with her thumb - the talking motion again.

Realization is a cold trickle of icewater down your spine. “She did NOT-”

Headshake. Her forefingers trace a thin line down her jaw and over her upper lip while one hand pulls down to stroke an invisible goatee. Then she grimaces, and shakes her arm as if trying to remove Ko-

“Goto.” A nod. The talking motion again. Next she smooths her hands down her chest, following the contours of a nonexistent bust massively superior to her own. She follows this with a huge smile and wide-eyed exuberance, bouncing up in her chair a bit while flipping an invisible ponytail over one shoulder. “And Yamato. Goto and Yamato.” A nod. The talking hands, again. Pointing. “They talked about me?”

She waggles her hand - kinda-sorta. Then she hunches over the table, arms crossed, eyes as wide and wild as she can manage, scowling at everything in Creation from beneath beetled brows.

“Hate.”

>> No.46279372

>>46279315

Yamashiro was torpedoed and sunk too. http://www.combinedfleet.com/atully06.htm

Same guy who wrote Shattered Sword.

>> No.46279376

>>46278945
You write well and your story's fun and cute. You're great.

>> No.46279378

Now she gesticulates wildly, pointing at you and stomping her feet.

“Argument. You'll have to be a lot more specific than-”

She pokes the mug, taps the saucer, points at the fridge, makes a quick fork-to-mouth motion with her hands oh *shit* she “-heard about that.”

A nod.

“Yeah, we... had a falling out.”

She whooshes a hand over her head, then taps her chest again. Over *me.*

“... yes.”

She leans forward on her elbows, those green-flecked grey eyes piercing and intense. First she pokes you in the chest... then makes that talking motion... then makes a very slow, very wide circling motion with her fingertip in air, followed by a spread palm, indicating everything, absolutely everything... and then she slowly taps her own chest again.

“... oh,” you say quietly. “Oh, *shit.*”

Arizona plops her chin into one hand, the slightest of lopsided smirks peeking past her fingers. With the other, she presses an invisible cup to something, then takes it to her lips and drinks. Water cooler. Or in Ye Olden Navy Terms-

“Scuttlebutt.”

A gentle flick 'o the fingers against her own head - no shit, Sherlock.

With great effort you arrest the urge to hide your face in your palms. You'll take it like a man, right down to the lovely red color you must be blushing right now.

What did you THINK was going to happen? More to the point, WHEN did you think? At *all?*

[ ] So you just let me STEW for a few days!? I've been running myself in *circles* over this!
[ ] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.
[ ] ... I wanted to say something but I... I can barely look you in the eye right *now.* You have no idea how bad it is.

>> No.46279405

>>46279378
[x] ... I wanted to say something but I... I can barely look you in the eye right *now.* You have no idea how bad it is.

>> No.46279406

>>46279331
What are you implying?

>> No.46279412

>>46279350
>All these impressions
God Bless Ari.

>>46279378
>[ ] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.

>> No.46279416

>>46279378
>[X] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it

>> No.46279422

>>46279378
>[ ] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.

Let's be mature and own up to our mistakes.

>> No.46279427

>>46279378
>[ ] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.

>> No.46279430

>>46279378
>[ ] ... I wanted to say something but I... I can barely look you in the eye right *now.* You have no idea how bad it is.

>> No.46279432

>>46279378
>[ ] ... I wanted to say something but I... I can barely look you in the eye right *now.* You have no idea how bad it is.

>>46279422
Ditto

>> No.46279433

>>46279378
[X] I wanted to say something but I... I can barely look you in the eye right *now.* You have no idea how bad it is.

>> No.46279434

>>46279378
>[ ] ... I wanted to say something but I... I can barely look you in the eye right *now.* You have no idea how bad it is.

This somehow just seems

>> No.46279443

>>46279378
>[x] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.

>> No.46279449

>>46279378
>[ ] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.

>> No.46279452

>>46279378
>[x] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.

>> No.46279461

>>46279378
>[ ] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.
Aha, I've been saying she'd have to be retarded not to have heard about everything.

>> No.46279465

>>46279350
>>[x] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.
I dont remember Hate being bald

>> No.46279467

>>46279378
>[ ] So you just let me STEW for a few days!? I've been running myself in *circles* over this!
You guys are way to soft on Ari.

>> No.46279469

>>46279378
[X] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.

>> No.46279478

>>46279406
We'll all get scrapped eventually.
You're gonna get scrapped.
I'm gonna get scrapped.
Just not today

>> No.46279484

>>46279378
>[x] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.

>> No.46279486

>>46279378

>[ ] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.

As much as the other seems amusing, we need to get back to work. We can have heartwarming moments with Ari later, when we AREN'T on the clock.

>> No.46279487

>>46279378
>>[X] So you just let me STEW for a few days!? I've been running myself in *circles* over this!

>> No.46279488

>>46279378
>[X ] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.

>> No.46279489

>>46279378
Dumb anon here not getting it, someone plz clarify

>> No.46279492

>>46279378
>[x] ... I wanted to say something but I... I can barely look you in the eye right *now.* You have no idea how bad it is.

>> No.46279493

>>46279378
I understand up to the Goto, Yamato, and Hate spoke to her about Settle, but I am at a lost for her comment after it.

>> No.46279496

>>46279350
>Next she smooths her hands down her chest, following the contours of a nonexistent bust massively superior to her own. She follows this with a huge smile and wide-eyed exuberance, bouncing up in her chair a bit while flipping an invisible ponytail over one shoulder.

Yeah, that fucking sounds like Yams.

Also, fuck your fucking image filename, fatass. Thumb over bore bullshit, get your ass the fuck outta here.

>> No.46279498

>>46279378
>[X]... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.

>> No.46279518

>>46279378
>[ ] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.

>> No.46279519

>>46279378
>[ ] ... I wanted to say something but I... I can barely look you in the eye right *now.* You have no idea how bad it is.

>> No.46279521

Just remember that a relationship with Arizona ultimately goes nowhere and we should just help her move on and accept she's a living graveyard no man wants to touch.

>> No.46279527

>>46279378
>[X] ... I wanted to say something but I... I can barely look you in the eye right *now.* You have no idea how bad it is.

>> No.46279530

>>46279496
You seem to be quite the master at skating in that picture though, so it looks representative of real life

>> No.46279534

>>46279378
>[x] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.
I feel like I'm dealing with my wife when she's angry at me. Hehe

>> No.46279536

>>46279489
YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS ANGRY?
SHE FUCKING SET US UP, FOR THIS.
THE CLEVER STANDARD-CLASS PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE.

>> No.46279540

>>46279378
>[ ] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.

>> No.46279541

I'm a little confused, I know Hate and Settle have falling outs a few times iirc, but which one is she reffering to. If it's the one in which we told Arizona about regulations, and Hate getting pissed that was....yesterday in story time.

>> No.46279545

>>46279496
>Thumb over bore bullshit, get your ass the fuck outta here.

ahahahahahah I'M NOT SORRY

>> No.46279552

>>46279489
Arizona?
She KNEW
She knew that we've been agonizing to everybody we trust about how we want to fuck her capsized but can't.

>> No.46279557

>>46279496

Bitch thumb over bore with the index finger extended is DA BEST urban ops stance. Fucking natural aim is as easy as pointing, and if you think otherwise how the fuck are you FORCEPRO?

>> No.46279560

>>46279378
>[ ] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.

>> No.46279562

>>46279378
As a man dealing with a woman, we are always wrong

>> No.46279563

>>46279496
Personally, I want to know when you turned into Richard Machowicz.

>> No.46279566

>>46279536
Arizona confrimed for Sun Zi

>> No.46279587

>>46279378
>[ ] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.

>> No.46279592

>>46279378
>[X] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.
we fucked up as usual.

>> No.46279594

OH LOOK ARIZONA IS A COMPLETE BITCH BUT SHE CAN'T DO NO FUCKING WRONG OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE'S THE ANON'S DARLING SO OF FUCKING COURSE THEY'RE GONNA BETA ALL OVER HER

>> No.46279600

>>46279378

>[ ] So you just let me STEW for a few days!? I've been running myself in *circles* over this!

Not cool, silent wonder. Not cool.

>> No.46279603

>>46279534
You mean the one who'd dress up like a chuuni if you do the sparkly-pire bit?

We know you're one of the luckiest men alive, you rub it in our faces.

>> No.46279604

>>46279378
>[ ] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.

>> No.46279610

>>46279378
The real question is whether Arizona is pissed by the rumor mill, or pissed that the rumors aren't true. That's the more honest question.

Additionally, we basically just torpedoed our career. Sure, they'll probably let us finish out the war, because we are (somehow) actually good at our job - at least when measured in wins and losses. So right now, we can do no wrong. But after the war? Yah, it's pretty much career over. Retirement with honors I'm sure, but over nonetheless.

So why are we wearing about the frat regs now? They can't fire us mid-war, and we have nothing to lose thereafter. They won't court martial a hero for it, and we have nothing to gain since our careers over anyway.

Worthy of thought at least anon...

>> No.46279611

>>46279378
>[x] So you just let me STEW for a few days!? I've been running myself in *circles* over this!
WHARBLGARBL

>> No.46279620

>>46279434
Accidentally hit enter

This somehow just seems stronger. The other option sounds more like Settle trying to weasel his way out of responsibility by trying to make Ari the bad guy.

>> No.46279629

>>46279496
... Yeah, I understand why you see her as a sister. That exuberance is just so... endearing.

>>46279594
Pretty much anon in a nutshell.

At least with Minna, Young gave back as good as he got. And actually hit first.

>> No.46279632

>>46279566
*Sun Dere
>>46279594
wew lad. If you want Settle to be angry about it, vote to be angry.

>> No.46279633

>>46279594

>> No.46279636

>>46279594
Maximum rustling detected.

>> No.46279637

>>46279594
It's a waifu vote, it's guaranteed to go like this. It could be fucking Sammy and it'd have the same result.

>> No.46279641

>>46279610
I like this anon's line of though.

We don't care for peace time admiralty anyways.

>> No.46279643

>[X] ... I wanted to say something but I... I can barely look you in the eye right *now.* You have no idea how bad it is.

>> No.46279649

>>46279594
>BETA ALL OVER HER
I heard BETA
and came as fast as I could
where's the manga panels that need BETA application?!

>> No.46279655

>>46279541

to clarify, she is listing literally everyone Settle has talked to about his issues with Arizona. Basically the whole fucking base knew via scuttlebutt like three days ago how Settle was moping about it to anyone he saw.

>> No.46279657

>>46279620
SETTLE DID NOTHING FUCKING WRONG APART FROM SPILLING ALL THE SPAGHETTI OVER HER SCHOOLGIRL FUCKING BULLSHIT

>> No.46279658

>>46279610
It's not like we wouldn't have retired or had ourselves transferred from service if it hadn't been for the Abyssal War after Higgins. No big loss.

>> No.46279678

>>46279594
She's depressed, which many a 'well-adjusted' anon mistakes for just being bitchy. She basically has very bad PTSD - and who can blame her? So are we going to be the kind of CO that does something about it, or one that writes her off? I'm for the former myself.

>> No.46279680

Think of all the fan art on the mute battleship floating around Pixiv right now after the interview.

>>46279655
Yamato, Goto, and Hate are bros for going to Ari.

>> No.46279681

>>46279378
>[ ] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.
Hey planefag, which floor are we on right now? And how close is the nearest window?
Just in case.

>> No.46279691

>>46279378
>[X] ... I wanted to say something but I... I can barely look you in the eye right *now.* You have no idea how bad it is.

>> No.46279698

>>46279681
There is no escaping the battleship sex anon.

>> No.46279699

>>46279632
I DID

>>46279637
BUT NOT WITH SHOUKEK AMIRITE

>>46279678
OH MY FUCKING GOD EVERYFUCKINGBODY IS FUCKING FUCKED IN THE HEAD IN THIS FUCKING QUEST

>> No.46279705

>>46279378
>[ ] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.

I think we are a big enough man to look into her eyes and admit that we screwed up.

>> No.46279708

>>46279378
[ ] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.

>> No.46279710

>>46279378
>[ ] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it.

>> No.46279733

>>46279699
>BUT NOT WITH SHOUKEK AMIRITE

Bullshit, it would work with her too. Anon in every quest is a goddamn pushover when it comes to girls, no exceptions.

>> No.46279734

>>46279378
I don't get it.

>> No.46279740

>>46279699
>OH MY FUCKING GOD EVERYFUCKINGBODY IS FUCKING FUCKED IN THE HEAD IN THIS FUCKING QUEST
And it took you how many threads to realize this?

>> No.46279743

>>46279629

Sure as fuck beats emo and mopey cos she thought she'd be sitting this whole fucking war out, too. God damn people are fucking retards.

>> No.46279747

>>46279594
>BETA ALL OVER HER

Yeah no. Fuck off.

>> No.46279751

>>46279705
SCREWED UP HOW
BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO GIVE ARIZONA THE FUCKING DICK IS THAT A FUCKING CRIME MAYBE SETTLE JUST LIKES THE BAZONGAS BETTER THAN THE FUCKING WASHBOARDS

>> No.46279757

>>46279378
Can someone translate from ari-speak? I'm not sure what she s.aid that we're reacting to

>> No.46279759

>>46279610
Well, the shipgirls are something the military has never had to deal with before. The rules could be bent in this case. Either way, we're past the point of no return now.

>> No.46279766

>>46279740
you need more pictures son

>> No.46279775

>>46279740
TELL THAT TO THE ANON THAT KEEPS TREATING ARIZONA LIKE SHE'S THE ONLY ONE IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS THAT IS YOKOSUKA

>> No.46279780

>>46279766
I.
What.

Explain that image.

>> No.46279786

>>46279699
Because fuck showcuck

>> No.46279787

>>46279757
>>46279655

>> No.46279797

>>46279780
Victory Gundam was one hell of a drug.

And fucking GRIMDARK, but I digress.

>> No.46279800

>>46279751
Screwed up by not trying to talk to her sooner, when we knew there was a misunderstanding.

Which would have been better, us talking to her, or her hearing from everyone else >>46279655?

>> No.46279803

>>46279657
Ummm... what? Settle has been jerking Ari around since day one with his self destructive bullshit. All the options admit guilt, but only the last one doesn't try to sling blame on Arizona.

>> No.46279811

votes called.

>> No.46279815

>>46279786

>> No.46279822

>>46279699
>OH MY FUCKING GOD EVERYFUCKINGBODY IS FUCKING FUCKED IN THE HEAD IN THIS FUCKING QUEST
The IGN ships have a reason to be.
Arizona sure as fuck has a reason to be.

>> No.46279831

>>46279378
>[x ] ... I wanted to say something but I... I can barely look you in the eye right *now.* You have no idea how bad it is.

>> No.46279834

>>46279780
Victory Gundam's antagonists use a space-capable Battlecarrier that transforms into a motorcycle.

>> No.46279836

ARIZONA IS UTTER DOGSHIT

I HOPE SHE FUCKING GETS SUNK AGAIN BY A WO CLASS

>> No.46279840

>>46279610
Now I'm not saying we go Hate's 'just fuck already' route - but can we admit we feel *something* for this girl? We don't have to be madly in love with her, we don't really even know her! But shouldn't we give things (whatever 'things' turns out to be) a chance? Whether it's friendship, romance, whatever ... let's stop dicking around, put our cards on the table, and see what happens.

We owe her the respect of trusting her to make her own decisions - and, yet, for all out talk about respecting her as a national hero/memorial, we've been awful quick to discount what *she* wants. We can treat her like a normal subordinate -- because she's not. She's part girl and part battleship -- which means she's also only part sailor.

Enough is enough anon - it's time to show some damn respect and put faith in someone besides ourself.

>> No.46279849

>>46279786

>> No.46279857

>>46279834

>> No.46279858

>>46279699
>OH MY FUCKING GOD EVERYFUCKINGBODY IS FUCKING FUCKED IN THE HEAD IN THIS FUCKING QUEST

It's Planefag, it's par for the course though it's not quite quirky crazy like in SWQ but rather "a few bad moments from Psychotic episodes" crazy.

>> No.46279863

>>46279834
I don't even.

>> No.46279867

>>46279836
SHOUKAKU IS UTTER DOGSHIT

I HOPE SHE FUCKING GETS SUNK AGAIN BY A WO CLASS

>> No.46279870

>>46279372
Huh, it appears that Bennion also has a battleship kill.

additional source:
http://www.ussbennion.org/memories/1945-07-13

(In before the Taffy 3 fanboys tell me why their waifu is still better than her.)

>> No.46279873

>>46279803
How is admitting we fucked up, and that we deserved her little trap, slinging blame on her?

>> No.46279878

>>46279699
You clearly have never had, nor known anyone, with PTSD.

ANCF, back me up here. How often does PTSD come across as anger/bitchy-ness?

>> No.46279883

>>46279867
FUCK YOU SHOUKAKU IS PURE

>> No.46279887

>>46279849
Someone post the other one, with the eagle in a cage.

>> No.46279894

>every thread

>> No.46279905

>>46279840
HOPE RIDES ALONE.

>> No.46279915

>>46279858
YES I KNOW IT WAS A STATEMENT OF FACT POINTING OUT THE BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS AT THE ANON I WAS REPLYING TO

>> No.46279919 [DELETED] 

>>46279878

>> No.46279921

>>46279883
I'm not even mad but I'm obligated to post this

>> No.46279922

>>46279905
It tends to die alone too.

>> No.46279928

>>46279883
THIS IS A WAR ANON. NO WAIFU IS TRULY PURE

>> No.46279929

>>46279883
Pure slut

>> No.46279934

>>46279780
Gundam is fucking stupid sometimes.

>> No.46279939

>>46279922
PRECISELY WHAT SETTLE WANTS.

>> No.46279943

>> No.46279945

>>46279929
>>46279928
>>46279921
OVER THE LINE

>> No.46279946

>>46279857
>>46279863
I think it doesn't need repeating that Victory was made during Tomino's Depression Phase (tm).

>> No.46279954

>>46279894

>> No.46279978

>>46279594
Delta Green please go away.

>> No.46279979

Just going to say that out of all the IJN main carriers who attacked Pearl Harbor, Zuikaku is the one who lasted the longest in the war.

>> No.46279980

>>46279945

>> No.46279981

>>46279946
the worst of it in fact as Victory gundam was a result of Tomino losing his shit, hence the absurd desigsn and high kill rate.

>> No.46279985

>>46279883

>> No.46280007

>>46279946
>>46279981
Fascinating

>> No.46280008

>>46279945
YOU BROUGHT THIS DOWN UPON YOURSELF

>> No.46280009

>>46279978
This is Delta Green. That guy is not me.

Kind of surprised someone is caps locking though.

>> No.46280010

>>46279981
Shrikes were pretty good at least. Until they all died

>> No.46280020

>>46279985
there's a problem with that: If she did that then she wouldn't be the perfect little angel her fans assume her to be.

>> No.46280023

>>46280008
FUCK YOU

>> No.46280041

>>46279939
And precisely what everyone else doesn't. My money's on the gazillion-ton shipgirls over admiral cripple for who gets their way in the end.

>> No.46280046

>>46279905
But it still needs something to make the ride worthwhile.

A ship is nothing without a harbor to comeback to.

>> No.46280065

>>46280007
You should Victory's GIANT SPACE MANTIS and GIANT SPACE DRAGON mobile suits then.
Or be a man and see the oldies START OVER FROM ZERO WITH THIS V2 AND ENTRUST THE FUTURE TO THE NEW GENERATION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GYB1neCEic

>> No.46280066

So is Arizona still pissed with us or what

Is she flattered that we were so concerned about fucking up or annoyed we never actually talked with her about it

Was she legit angry with the whole not giving the speech to Shitkucku thing or was she just fucking with us

>> No.46280074

>>46280020

>forgetting how she bitchslapped Naka

>> No.46280083

>>46279979
And Zuikaku is the most deserving of happiness.

>>46280020
What part of "Waifu War" do you not understand?

>> No.46280086

>>46279873
Because it implies that Ari was being an asshole too. "You were a jerk to me, but I was a bigger jerk so that's okay"

>> No.46280095

>>46277942
>[x] Leave, go find a therapist.

>> No.46280111

>>46280020
>assuming Ari is a perfect angel

No she's a flawed person who just needs to be rehabilitated and helped out.

>> No.46280120

>>46280066
I think she was angry, then as she learned she transitioned to ???? we'll find out shortly
>>46280074
I won't say Naka deserved it but I can 100% understand Ari hitting her just like she slapped Settle

>> No.46280126

>>46280086
NEWSFLASH SHE WAS IN FACT PULLING A COMPLETE BITCHY SCHOOLGIRL BULLSHIT ASSHOLE MOVE

>> No.46280134

>>46280111
WITH DICK

>> No.46280147

>>46279378
>[X] ... okay, I'd be pissed off at me too. I guess I deserved it

>> No.46280150

>>46279979
And that is why the United States should name their fourth Gerald Ford-class CVN 'Zuikaku'.

>> No.46280164

>>46280150
For maximum troll?

>> No.46280166

>>46280126
I think it is adorable.

>> No.46280168

Wait, how does she know about our conversation with Naka? Does somebody bug our office, or were there shipgirls pressing their ears to the door, or what?


...fuck

>> No.46280170

>>46280111
EVERYBODY NEEDS TO GET SOME FUCKING REHAB BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS FUCKING SUCKING IT UP BECAUSE THERE'S MORE IMPORTANT SHIT TO DO

OR AT LEAST DON'T FUCKING DEMAND TO GET THE DICK FROM THEIR FUCKING COMMANDING OFFICER FOR IT

>> No.46280179

>>46280134
Damn right.

>> No.46280182

>>46280150
We should name our boomers after nuclear test sites
>>46280168
Hamp was there, dude

>> No.46280185

>>46279887
>>46279849

>> No.46280190

>>46280170
EVERYBODY GETS THE DICK

>> No.46280194

>>46280168
THE ARI KNOWS ALL THE NEWS AT ALL TIMES.

>> No.46280205

>>46280168
were on a naval base in wartime
the scuttlebutt might as well be telepathic

>> No.46280229

>>46280164
Yep.
Just imagine the shitstorm that would brew up in SEA.

>Kaga's face when

>> No.46280238

>>46280170

Except Kongou is the only one who does that. Arizona hasn't pushed for that kind of relationship, it took actively backing out to distress her.

>> No.46280263

>>46280150
I don't think that's a good name, but it's certainly better than another politician.

>> No.46280267

>>46280126
Or, she was forcing us to confront her because we kept running away.

>> No.46280274

>>46280238
Mhm. She was fine just being at our side, until we told her we needed to keep the girls distant while not keeping shoukaku distant. And then she learned how we've been whining and conflicted about it

>> No.46280277

>>46280168
A substantial portion of the base personnel is female, under forty, and equipped with excellent listening equipment.

There are no secrets.

>> No.46280297

>>46280263
USS Marianas Turkey Shoot

>> No.46280298

>>46280182

>reasons to make up with arizona: she literally can't spill the secrets she learns as our bodyguard

>> No.46280299

>>46280277
Or it was the Patriots.

It was probably the Patriots.

>> No.46280321

>>46280299
The la li le lu lo?

>> No.46280323

>> No.46280325

>>46280299
>Muffled [La Li Lu Le Lo] playing in the backgroud

>> No.46280327

>>46280179
Momoyo is pretty good but pic related is best girl

>> No.46280341

>>46280299
Yea it was the Patriots.
have a clip of ISIS being terrible shots while we wait.
https://livebunker.rocks/tmp/uploads/6698-m3zxfg.webm

>> No.46280343

>>46280277
IT WAS THE SUBS

Who are probably running an underwater ship girl lewd picture black market.

>> No.46280350

>>46280299
Planefag, arsenal gear-chan when?

>> No.46280356

>>46280263
Naming our ships after congresscritters should be punishable by life imprisonment at Florence ADX.

>> No.46280361

>>46280263
Those politicians were all military officers iirc.

>> No.46280362

>>46280299
>Single-Action Army
>Amazing ass
>Knowledge of memes
>Infatuated with their superior
>Skilled in CQC
REVOLVER ARIZONA

>> No.46280375

>>46280298
LITERALLY NOT TRUE

>> No.46280376

>>46280327
Mah nigga.

>> No.46280383

>>46280327
>implying it isn't sword girl and or wanko

top kek

>> No.46280384

>>46280362
Her hair isn't WHITE.

That's a critical component of the Ocelot.

>> No.46280391

>raifu

>> No.46280400

This is REALLY late to ask, but what happened to that DD that came back?

>> No.46280401

>>46280343
>consisting of just NakaXIku: Kama Sutra tryouts.

>> No.46280407

>>46280343

Probably hell. You know how many fucking times I've caught them attempting to 'acquire materials' on Yamato?

>> No.46280410

>>46279378
What the fuck did she say?

>> No.46280412

>>46280343
What's the bet they have pics of Goto, Hate and Settle?

Which do you think sells better?

>> No.46280414

>>46280384
Or Dirtish blonde (MGSV Ocelot)

>> No.46280419

>>46280384
It will be after shocking dick therapy.

>> No.46280425

>>46280400
It wasn't a DD that came back.
It was an Indo patrol boat, the Andau, who was in the area
Settle was just too busy having a prophetic hobo stroke to distinguish

>> No.46280435

>>46280400
No DD's came back, anon.

It was just an Indonesian PT Boat that steamed at full power to the engagement.

>> No.46280449

>>46280407
Like you haven't been?

>> No.46280454

>>46280384
I mean, it could be if she went Abyssal. That would also match the 'multiple layers of treachery' aspect

>> No.46280459

>>46280425
Well shit..... that explains alot.

>> No.46280461

>>46280400
Not a shipgirl
Conventional steel hull ship, Andau
Just on random patrol, heard of the battle, FANGED IT to the engagement zone and put a torp into BB-4's side

>which still didn't kill the predread

>> No.46280472

>>46280410
The most damning, disgusting thing she could say about us: the truth

>> No.46280475

>>46280412
To the USN and JMSDF people, ship girl pictures of course.

To ship girls, the ones you named, along with other ship girls too.

>> No.46280476

>>46280400
>>46280400

The DD was always there, anon. An outdated Singaporean ship that just so happened to be carrying outdated anti-sub torpedoes perfect for shooting at battleships, and came running when the battle broke out.

The option was to pick our bluff, remember?

>> No.46280477

>>46280454
... Arizona is a PATRIOT SPY.

>> No.46280482

>>46280297
already exists as:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Philippine_Sea

>>46280361
This guy appears to not have:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Stennis

>> No.46280486

>>46280449

I don't need to fucking try. If I wanted noodz of Yamato- or yams herself- I'm more than fucking willing to bet she'd be willing to go.

But that ain't how our shit fucking is, so there you fuckin go.

>> No.46280494

>>46280461
If Higgins can be a shipgirl (ghostly) then so can Andau.

I hope we can vote to try summoning ships that are still in service but with history.

>> No.46280514

>>46280475
I meant which out of Goto, Hate and Settle specifically sells better.

>> No.46280522

>>46280475
Man, I wish we had more Iku stories in these threads.

>> No.46280523

>>46280472
Which was?

>> No.46280530

>>46280494
How will that work? Will her still-active crew become fairies then?

>> No.46280531

>>46280341

>> No.46280534

>>46280454
Thing is Ocelot is also fiercely loyal to big boss so for her to be ocelot like, she'd be betraying others for Settle's cause/etc.

>> No.46280535

>>46280494
>If Higgins can be a shipgirl (ghostly) then so can Andau.
When?

>> No.46280563

>>46280205

it is theorized that DARPA is working on a neural predictive network based on surveillance data embedded in the phones of every staff sergeant in the US Armed forces, yes

update inbound, then a writeup or two!

>> No.46280564

>>46280514
Goto I assume merely because he has been at it much, much longer.

Though Settle is gaining his own fan club now, especially after the sword fight.

>> No.46280570

>>46280530
The crew will have a fairy modeled after them and be out of a job.

>>46280535
From Iowa's POV omake.

>> No.46280580

>>46280534
well yeah, she'll go 'Abyssal' and then come back with Erry and Terry and the Voice Below's heads for us because this shit has layers and MGS2 was a fucking trip

>> No.46280584

>>46280534
And since she can't be the Ocelot, she must be a PATRIOT SPY.

... I think I might be jumping through a few logical loops there, but still.

PATRIOT SPY. We must keep her away from sensitive information!

>> No.46280593

>>46280486
Right right. And I'm a responsible adult. You'll have to pick which BB's DD's you need to bury your face into eventually Lt.

Also if you have pics, Iku's in the market. Not that I've asked about Yamato's Yamato's or anything.

>> No.46280597

>>46280362
-.-- . ... / ... .. .-. --..-- / - .... . / . -. - .. .-. . / ..- -. .. - / .-- .- ... / .-- .. .--. . -.. / --- ..- - .-.-.-

... . - - .-.. . / .- -. -.. / --. --- - --- / .- .-. . / ... - .. .-.. .-.. / .- .-.. .. ...- . .-.-.-

- .... . / ...- . -.-. - --- .-. ..--.. / -.-- . ... / ... .. .-. --..-- / ... .... .. .--. -.. .. . / ... .... --- ..- .-.. -.. / -... . -.-. --- -- . / .- -.-. - .. ...- .- - . -.. / ... --- --- -. --..-- / .-. .. --. .... - / --- -. / ... -.-. .... . -.. ..- .-.. . .-.-.-

-.-- . ... / ... .. .-. --..-- / .. / .-. . -.-. --- ...- . .-. . -.. / .- .-.. .-.. / --- ..-. / -.-- .- -- .- - --- .----. ... / -.. ..- -- -- -.-- / .-- .- .-. .... . .- -.. / -.. .- - .- .-.-.-

-. --- / ... .. .-. --..-- / -- -.-- / -.-. --- ...- . .-. / .. ... / .. -. - .- -.-. - .-.-.- / -. --- -... --- -.. -.-- / -.- -. --- .-- ... / .-- .... --- / .. / .-. . .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / .- -- .-.-.-

-.-- . ... --..-- / ... . -.-. -. .- ...- / -.- -. . .-- / -- -.-- / .. -.. . -. - .. - -.-- --..-- / -... ..- - / .... . .----. ... / -... . . -. / -.. .. ... .--. --- ... . -.. / --- ..-. .-.-.-

-.-- . ... .-.-.- / - .... .- -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-.-.- / --. --- --- -.. -... -.-- . .-.-.-

.-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- -- .-. .-.-.- / .--. .-. . ... .. -.. . -. - .-.-.-

>> No.46280598

Spinning your coffee mug around in your hands for something to do, you let your mind bend under the full brunt of that little revelation.

“... okay,” you say quietly. “I'd be pissed at me, too. I deserved it. Every bit.”
The liquid in your mug jumps with the sound of her palm slapping the table. You start, looking at her stern expression in surprise. She shakes her head vehemently, then... stares at her mug miserably, just like you were doing.

“You... weren't mad?”

Her head tilts left, then right, her mouth uncertain.

“It wasn't just that.”

She crosses her arms over her chest - but she also sinks into her high-backed chair a bit, almost like she's cringing.

“... oh.” She was as torn up as you.

It was still your fault. Telling her about your XO, your failure, your... your *everything* is far too much, especially right now. But you can tell her the gist of it. “I was out of line, with what I said,” you say quietly.

Arizona cocks her head - in the soft light of the overhead kitchen fixture, her eyes seem to be pools of liquid turquoise, so light that they almost seem to shimmer. She makes the long-hair combing motion, followed by hinging her thumbs and sending her hands winging away. “You were right about Shoukaku, of course, I had no right-”

Damn STRAIGHT you didn't, her nod says-

“-but that's not the worst of it.”

She tilts her head again, indicating interrogative.

“It's...” you sigh. “Higgins.”

A blink.

>> No.46280599

>>46280530
maybe fae versions of them suddenly pop up
speaking of which

Are shipgirl fae vulnerable to the old tricks? Like salt? Or cold iron?

>> No.46280600

>>46280486
>If I wanted noodz of Yamato- or yams herself- I'm more than fucking willing to bet she'd be willing to go.
>BUT SHE STILL TOTALLY DOESN'T WANT MY DICK GUIZE SERIOUSLY
This is impressive now honestly.

>> No.46280603

>>46280523
Pretty much just the details of how we were being an asshole.

>> No.46280612

>>46280486
Could you at least convince her, once her presence is public knowledge, to do a shoot for the Sport Illustrated Swimsuit edition or something?

Seriously, her body is pretty fucking inspirational, and she's hot enough not to need to do nude to boost morale.

>> No.46280617

>>46280522
We have enough sluts in the story as it is.

>> No.46280627

“I'm hung up on her,” you say simply. “She was mine - mine to lead, mine to guide, mine to keep, mine to protect. Her, and every soul aboard her. And I fucked up, Arizona.” The words are clunky and raw, out in the open, in this sterile little apartment - only now are you noticing the bare walls, the tightly turned-down bed, the complete absence of any personal items save a magazine resting on the nightstand and an old-fashioned two-bell alarm clock by it; not even a bevy of unpacked moving boxes to fill the space. “You using me as a replacement Admiral-” you shake your head. “Christ, I used you as my replacement *ship.*” Your eyes burn, but you force yourself to meet her gaze - you owe her this much, at least. “Always there, always loyal - it was e-easy to pretend-” voice roughening now, too close to breaking. Stop. You said enough. Stop. She understands.

STOP.

A small, delicate hand slips into your big paw, and squeezes gently - insistently - until you look up at her again. She's leaning over the table as far as she can, staring into you with - did they - the light, the angle - that clear turquoise fading to cornflower blue again, like they always were, as far as you can remember.

Her other hand comes forward, and rubs thumb and forefinger together, then taps you on the nose, then herself. Then she flattens her palm out expectantly.

“... owe you?”

A wide sweep of her hand.

“... anything...” Yes. Yes, you did say that, didn't you?

She nods.

“... what do you have in mind?”

Smiling, she releases your hand, and in her usual way, she tells you.

>> No.46280634

>>46280598
>Higgins

FUCKING CALLED IT

>> No.46280643

>>46280486
Hate just admitted he KNOWS Yamato would gratefully accept his D.

>> No.46280653

>>46280627
>The words are clunky and raw
You know you really love to use that turn of phrase. It's like three quarters of what settle says is raw.

Cook that damn steak, son. Don't wanna bring Ramsay on your ass.

>> No.46280665

>>46280643
B-b-but what about Iowa!?

>> No.46280668

>>46280593

Bull fucking shit you're crab. Crab's been locked in his fucking gnome shop for the last week and a fucking half. Fuck off, poser.

>> No.46280671 [SPOILER] 

>>46280627
>A small, delicate hand slips into your big paw, and squeezes gently - insistently - until you look up at her again.

>> No.46280672

THAT'S IT FOR TONIGHT! We have a few writefags ready to rock. For starters, I am posting for Shimakaze writefag, becuase he had to sleep like a productive member of society.

BEHOLD, THE LATEST, GREATEST SHIMAKAZE'D! http://pastebin.com/M41MzpjJ

>> No.46280677

>>46280341
Link's broken, got another host?

>> No.46280678

>>46280653
"IT'S FOOKING RAW!"

>> No.46280681

>>46280627
>“... what do you have in mind?”
>Smiling, she releases your hand, and in her usual way, she tells you.

And like that, Fluffs SettleXArizona lewds are cannon.

>> No.46280684

>>46280653
>>46280627
Shit I should've said chicken.

>> No.46280687

>>46280627
Oof
>>46280653
To be fair, this shit IS pretty raw

>> No.46280694

>>46280672
I'm productive and I don't need sleep.

>> No.46280696

>>46280672
I feel blue balled.

>> No.46280706

>>46280668
Oh yes my fucking gnome shop full of fucking gnomes laa dee daa. I need to get something I can't grab in there occasionally you know.

>> No.46280710

>>46280486
>I'm more than fucking willing to bet she'd be willing to go.
I understand it's very rare that a woman would be willing to have sex without wanting to have sex. Therefore, this statement implies that she wants to have sex with you. So why are you refusing her?

>> No.46280713

>>46280672
Sleep. Go get it.

And Happy Easter everyone.

>> No.46280717

>>46280627
>Posting a picture of Shou with that update
Ahaha oh wow
>>46280672
Cheers boss

>> No.46280718

>>46280627
inb4 someone writes SettlexAri lewds

>> No.46280719

>>46280672
You...
You.

Double asshole!

How do you leave us hanging like that!

>> No.46280726

>>46280681
Looks like I need to get to work on that right away....

>> No.46280727

>>46280627
Uhhh
UHHHHHH

>>46280672
Well, that happened.
Anyway, as promised, here is the last installment of Memories of Higgins.
Speak Like a Child: >http://pastebin.com/Bwk6S7ga

As always, here are the rest of my works.
>http://pastebin.com/u/lurkcouldwurk

I may be working on another KCQ writeup in the future, so I hope you continue your patronage!

>> No.46280734

>>46280593
>>46280600
>>46280612
>>46280643
Guys, don't piss off the Marine. He's in a bad spot right now, and he's likely on the hunt for an outlet to vent at (or ventilate).

>> No.46280738

>>46280696
>>46280681

>> No.46280743

>>46280718
TOO LATE

>> No.46280745

>>46280672
Get some sleep, you crazy diamond.

>> No.46280749

>>46280696
eh, we had 3 productive threads this week, excepting horses. This is a fairly good thing to look forward to

>> No.46280752

>>46280627
>Smiling, she releases your hand, and in her usual way, she tells you.

LEWDS


LEWDS


LEWDS ARE HAPPENING

>> No.46280753

>>46279378
...what the fuck is she saying? I don't understand what happened at all.

>> No.46280754

>>46280627
>THE NEXT DAY

>YOU WAKE UP

>> No.46280767

>>46280726
HE WAS KIDDING FLUFF. STOP

>> No.46280769

>>46280726
Nah, I'm calling dibs.

>> No.46280771

>>46280677
looks like it got taken down, just went and checked it over in the /sg/ general.
have the webm file but it's over the limit allowed

>> No.46280773

>>46280718
Allready done.
http://pastebin.com/fUV6fWaq

>> No.46280774

>>46280745
That's not crazy diamond.

THIS is crazy diamond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq1qRbkELhE

>> No.46280776

>> No.46280779

>>46280734
WHO FUCKING CARES HE'S FUCKING USELESS

>> No.46280785

>>46280734
...when is the Marine NOT pissed off?

>> No.46280788

I never asked for this.

If we wanted a shipslut to play us like a fucking beta fiddle, Shoucucku was doing that well enough already.

We could be doing PLOT things, goddamnit.

>> No.46280803

>>46280727
Ahhh Kalamazoo. always a fun city.

>> No.46280807

>>46280773
>>46280743
I meant based on this cliffhanger.

>> No.46280811

>>46280726
GO FUCKING AWAY EVEN THE YELLING BIRD WOULD WRITE BETTER PORN

>> No.46280832

>>46280785
There are only two times I know of, when we're fucking, and when we're fucking.

And there's no guarantee we won't be angry either.

>> No.46280833

>>46280672
>Shimakaze tried to EAT the fucking engine

>> No.46280835

>>46280612

Maybe. Fuck, we do it in red on a red background, it'll be the perfect fucking camouflage!

FUCK no. are you fucking kidding? Fucks sake she has issues with her outfit as is, and she fucking picked it out!

>>46280643
>>46280710

You fucks are delusional. That's just how she is, gives shit to people all the time without worrying about what it's costing her. Why do you fucking think she was willing to sit another fucking war out just on Goto's say so alone? She's a good fucking person, that's why. Goddamn shame no one wanted to watch out for her the way she watches out for other people till I fucking came along.

>> No.46280846

>>46280811
Sir Yellington does write good porn

>> No.46280849

>>46280788
But this is PLOT for us. You didn't hear me complaining when Settle and Showcuck went on a date.

>> No.46280870

>>46280773
>http://pastebin.com/fUV6fWaq
Hornet's shit was never canon, and this was awful anyway.

>> No.46280872

>>46280726
>Looks like I need to get to work on that right away....
DO IT

>> No.46280875

>>46280677
alright posted it up on the war thread on /wsg/
now to try and do the crosslink correctly
/wsg/>>1007513

>> No.46280881

>>46280870
Hornet is many things but bad writer he's not.

>> No.46280887

>>46280706

>> No.46280892

>>46280653
>You know you really love to use that turn of phrase. It's like three quarters of what settle says is raw.

Y'know I just ctrl-f'd my entire document, and hey, I'm gonna call bullshit on this one. In 785 pages, I have yet to find a place where I used "raw" as a descriptor for dialogue. It's hard to say for sure, because libreoffice 1. does not have a verbose alternative to the standard ctrl-f Find tool in a separate window, and 2. has no option for "match exact" because they're cockwipes, so I had to rapid-click through every iteration of the word "draw" and such. But I'm 8/10ths of the way through the document, from bottom to top, and I can't find a single instance yet. Maybe I missed one or two. In 785 pages. But yeah bru not seein it sorry totes

>> No.46280893

>>46280849
>plot for betas
>/tg/

Sounds about right.

>> No.46280896

>>46280767
Too late.
>>46280769
There is enough to share here.
>>46280811
I have just the thing in mind now.
>>46280872
Right on it.

>> No.46280897

>>46280875
>>>/wsg/1007513

You're welcome.

>> No.46280903

>>46280672
Damn son, leaving us hanging like that. Awesome thread again, go get some sleep!

>captcha demands pictures of boats
alright, have a boat!

>> No.46280905

>>46280875
fuck it there's the post number for ya

>> No.46280908

>>46280870
>smut
>thinking it's canon
>still salty to this day

>> No.46280915

>>46280870
The lewds? No shit they're not canon. Everything else? Very much canon.

>> No.46280925

WHEN'S N A K A

>> No.46280927

>>46280627
>She's leaning over the table as far as she can, staring into you with - did they - the light, the angle - that clear turquoise fading to cornflower blue again, like they always were, as far as you can remember.


>BLUE EYES

ARIZONA CONFIRMED ABYSSAL
SHE CAN'T SPEAK WITHOUT GIVING HERSELF AWAY

>> No.46280933

>>46280835
I get it, Hate. People like her? They give and give and give...

Seems endless, until it runs out.

>>46280892
Trolls in the thread, Deme. Thought you needed to know.

>> No.46280937

>>46280897
thank you. got to remember this shit.

>> No.46280944

>>46280892

[space]raw doesn't work for that?

>> No.46280951

>>46280870
how can you be salty for half a fucking year

>> No.46280955

>>46280925
This.

NAKA TIME WHEN?

>> No.46280958

>>46280734
Yamato wants Hate to part her like the Red Sea. And he knows it. And he finally admitted it. After weeks of swearing up and down their relationship wasn't like that. Marine. If there is a hole it is a Marine's job to JAM IT IN!!!!!

Pic related: she's probably waiting dressed like this RIGHT NOW for him.

>> No.46280965

So Harder had his clunking with Naka, and now we have a cliffhanger that will most probably end in something like
>She asks you to buy a box of donuts every day
or
>Walk around the base while holding hands

>> No.46280967

>>46280927
PATRIOT SPY. I fucking knew it.

>> No.46280968

>>46280892
Shit I could've sworn you used it more. Maybe I'm getting mixed up with another writing. Sorry 'bout that cap.

>> No.46280970

>>46280951
IT FUCKIN HAPPENS OKAY

>> No.46280974

>>46280933
>Trolls in the thread, Deme. Thought you needed to know.

What, really? Has he posted yet?

>> No.46280989

So we just left Essex to do her own webcam show?

>> No.46280990

>>46280955
I wonder if Harder's seamen have been using their damage control training to help patch Naka up

>> No.46280993

>>46280974
IT'S ME THEY THINK I'M TROLLING WHEN I'M JUST SHITPOSTING

>> No.46281000

>>46280958

>> No.46281004

>>46280958
Hate admitted to being a fae in last night's thread too.

>> No.46281007

>>46280993
Shitposting is just bad trolling.

>> No.46281010

>>46280989
Yup.

She was just elected queen of 4chan.

>> No.46281011

>>46280970

>> No.46281013

>>46280965
>while holding hands

You sick FUCKER

>> No.46281020

>>46280989
We tried to shut it down but she got to the laptop before us

>> No.46281023

>>46280803
I kinda ran out of good places for reference, and then I remembered a writeup about an author giving a speech at Kalamazoo during the war.

I actually know jack shit about Michigan except that PF lives there

>> No.46281035

>>46280892
...you didn't just search for " raw "?

>> No.46281036

>>46281007
THAT WOULD IMPLY I'M TRYING

BUT REALLY THOUGH I AM OBJECTIVELY RIGHT ABOUT ANON'S BETA FAGGOTRY

>> No.46281051

>>46280835

You know 'nice enough to have sex with anyone who asks' is pretty much another way to say 'slut.' Are you sure you want to be calling her that?

>> No.46281054

RISE NOW AND HUMP

>> No.46281058

>>46280486
>this incredibly sheltered and innocent girl who blushes redder than her outfit at the drop of a hat would willingly disrobe and let me take pictures of her nude body if I asked, but we're not boning because she's totally not into me that way

Allow me to be direct.

Do you keep your head up your ass for the WARMTH!?

>> No.46281066

>>46280835
How the were we supposed to know she have issues with her outfit? I don't remember it ever being mentioned before now.

If she has body image issue that would keep her from doing shoots, that's fine, but our heads off for shit we don't know.

>> No.46281078

>>46280989
What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.46281092

>>46281035

Boolean search values don't seem to work. I tried looking up the documentation and found all the info I could want about a completely different libreoffice app and then I just gave up, because that was literally more effort than clicking really fast.

>> No.46281095

>>46281066
As I said, rage issues. More than usual too.

>> No.46281097

>>46280892
/^raw$/g
Do you even into regex

>> No.46281103

>>46280875
Thanks for the re-up. That's some good shit.

>> No.46281105

>>46280892
Here's a tip:
If you check the Regular Expressions box you can search for " raw[ ,.-]" and it'll be about as good.

I bet the guys at LibreOffice made it that way on purpose because it's the ~*nix way~.

>> No.46281116

>>46280958

More likely she's stolen an undershirt and is wearing that, sitting on her panty-clad ass in my fucking desk chair playing on my fucking computer with her regular fucking getup piled by the fucking footlocker.

Between her and fucking hornet it's absolutely fucking amazing I still have skivvies.

>> No.46281117

>>46280835
>Timid Japanese nice girls are SO nice that they'll just strip down for you if you ask!
Fucking who's delusional here?

>> No.46281134

>>46281097
>>46281105

... in LIBREoffice? Like, not the spreadsheet? They have that magic wizard box for their pseudo-command-line-slash-function-definitons in here? Well, neat, that's something.

>> No.46281143

>>46280887
I put some fresh scratch-and-sniff's down by the way, they're grape this time.

>> No.46281144

>>46281116
SHE IS LITERALLY NAKED EXCEPT FOR YOUR FUCKING SHIRT AND YOU'RE SAYING SHE DOESN'T FUCKING WANT YOUR PENIS

>> No.46281147

>>46281116
>Hornet and Yam sharing Hate's skivvies
This is disturbing, funny, and cute all at the same time.

>> No.46281161

>>46280627
Anyone guess what she do?

>> No.46281163

>>46281058

Don't you have a standard type to be fucking right now? Or did you bitchmode out again?

>> No.46281165

>>46281116
>stealing your clothes
Nigga you two dating *hard*

>> No.46281169

>>46280672
>"Well. I guess that did make her faster."

>> No.46281173

>>46281058
Obviously he does it because his ass has so many interesting things to say, evidenced by how much he talks out of it.

>> No.46281178

>>46281116
Oh please, admit that you're resorted to bullying the non-combat staff on base for their stuff as replacements.

>> No.46281184

>>46281103
i swear the entire fucking civil war has caused a lot of good OC to be made

>> No.46281190

>>46281134
https://help.libreoffice.org/Common/Find_and_Replace#Regular_expressions

Well internet tells me so at least.

>> No.46281192

>>46281097
>>46281105
This reminds me of something I've believed for awhile.

Novice programmers don't know how to use regex.

Intermediate level programmers use regex all the time.

Expert programmers know better than to use regex.

>> No.46281196

>>46281147
FUCK YOU DISION.

... Sorry, I was just sudden possessed by the spirit of Keith.

>> No.46281202

>>46281023
Kalamazoo is a pretty interesting place, right inbetween chicago and detroit. Just dont go walking on the north side. most likely gonna get shot if you're white, mexican, or a 12 year old black kid.

>> No.46281204

>>46281143
>>46280887
He's lying. They're really mango.

>> No.46281207

We Haven't interacted with Hornet in months.

>> No.46281215

>>46281066
Isn't it in her character write up? She's like that due to all the secrecy surrounding the ship in real life. Yamato was even built in a dock that had gigantic curtains hung all around it to prevent anyone from seeing it.

pic: the ULTIMATE in Shy Girl Protection

>> No.46281225

>>46281143
Wait. That.
That actually works?
Really?
You better not be feedin' me false information, Krusty.

>> No.46281237

We've already established Settle's beta-ness. He's a crippled, broken, past-his-prime old dude who only got where he is because he captained the vessel that killed the first abyssal, largely without his input.

If you expected someone else, sorry I guess.

>> No.46281251

>>46280849
you didn't think she was a threat at the time.

>>46281116
>IN only a undershirt and panties
>no reaction

Are you both dead and gay?

>>46281207
Seems like it anyways.

>> No.46281252

>>46281184

>> No.46281269

>>46281196
CREATING THE ELECTROSPHERE SIMULATION PROGRAM WAS A MISTAKE

>>46281202
Hmm. Maybe the next writeup I make should have the character based in Kalamazoo!

>> No.46281270

>>46281192
Son I don't use regex in my programs, I use regex when I have a CSV that I need to convert into Inserts or other such datacrunching bullshit.

>> No.46281271

>>46280881
Stop posting anon, Hornet. Your shitty writing doesn't improve when you do.

>> No.46281275

>>46281237
Now now, he's also physically strong and prone to violent outbursts

>> No.46281277

>>46281058
Okay so fucking seriously when are we going to shift our focus to fixing Hate? Harder and Naka have probably hit escape velocity and should only need little nudges now.

At the pace we're going, without intervention, we're not going to get that "OH SHIT MAYBE SHE/THEY ACTUALY DOES WANT TO FUCK SHITHSHITSHITSHIT" moment for a fucking decade.

>> No.46281287

>>46281251

The fucked up part is she just steals my fucking sweats if I turn the goddamn AC on.

>> No.46281309

>>46281237
At least Young had a spine and balls.

No brain, but a spine and balls.

>>46281269
GO BACK TO HELL, DISION.

>> No.46281314

>>46281271
Um, I'm a fan of his Kaga writeups.

>> No.46281316

Threadly reminder that Lord Clive had a small noodle.

>> No.46281324

>>46281287
I thought the AC was broken? \

By Yams

>> No.46281325

>>46281271
Saltyfag, you're literally the only one who doesn't think his stuff is good.

He's a faggot, but faggotry nobody stopped somebody from writing well.
Just look at the aerial homosexual himself.

>> No.46281344

>>46281314
Which aren't canon since he bitched out and left. Fuck him and fuck you.

>> No.46281345

>>46281215
Not saying it isn't in the write-up (too lazy to go back and dig to check), but it isn't exactly a big or memorable part of her character if it is.

Her disguise and the need for it is the only major thing I remember relating to her appearance.

>> No.46281351

>>46281116

>> No.46281356

>>46280903
Arpeggio really needs more Vampire. Preferably with battlecruiser bullying.

>> No.46281359

>>46281309
You think Dision will show up as a younger character in AC7?

>> No.46281365

>>46281252

>> No.46281366

>>46281287
At that point, you deserve it. Seriously, you have a hot women in your room in just your shirt and her underwear. Turning on the AC is not the next step.

It's just not.

>> No.46281382

>>46281269
Couple things to note. There's a big ass university, a couple colleges, and some highschools within a mile of eachother, thar be a large craft beer presence, a large chunk of foreigners who cannot drive in the winter, and no seriously, stay out of northside, unless you grew up there.

>> No.46281390

>>46281365

>> No.46281395

>>46281344
Him leaving does not, and has never, de-canonised his writeups.

It's all still canon, saltlord.

>> No.46281396

>>46281359
What's the AC7 timeframe again?

Cause Dision graduated in 2018, IIRC.

>> No.46281418

>>46281287
Hate confirmed harem protagonist

>> No.46281419

>>46281192
>>46281190
Regex is fun.

>> No.46281428

>>46281184

>> No.46281435

>>46281344
Is there really a need to be hostile about the whole situation?

>> No.46281446

>>46281287
Here you go sir, that book you ordered.

>> No.46281460

>>46281428
all hail the Killdozer

>> No.46281466

So anymore write-ups incoming, or we on the tail-end chat now?

>> No.46281468

>>46281396
IIRC it comes around 2025, according to early predictions.

>>46281382
Neat. Thanks, notes jotted now.

>> No.46281483

>>46281344
He really didn't bitch out; he just had a life to attend to.

>> No.46281488

>>46281351
>>46281366
>>46281418

All you motherfuckers delusional. She's not into me like that, she just feels safe or some fucking shit.

>> No.46281491

>>46281468
Then we might very well see him alive and organic.

>> No.46281505

>>46281466
I have this >>46280727
if you missed it, Cap'n.

>> No.46281507

>>46281365
Wait, that thing's still standing? Holy shit.

Last I heard, Daesh took it.

>> No.46281508

>>46281395
I miss the Germans. There I said it. And I am not sorry! Parker!! Where are you Parker??? Graf needs you to sneak into Argentina and steal her range finder as an engagement present!!!!

Okay so I don't seem to have my pic of Graf right now, so have some Z1 and Z3 instead.

>> No.46281519

>>46281488

>> No.46281527

>>46281460

>> No.46281534

So... Higgins when?

>> No.46281550

>>46281488
Hate

Hate plz

Did you leave your testosterone in LA along with your Raifu?

>> No.46281553

>>46281488
>She's not into me like that, she just feels safe or some fucking shit.
Yeah, that I can buy honestly.
>>46281534
Now that we've unfucked ourselves re: Arizona, probably Soon for maximum drama

>> No.46281561

>>46281508

I'm still working on my piece with them, it's up to 71 pages now though. Every time I think it's good, i find some things just don't work, haha!

>> No.46281568

>>46281508
>I miss the Germans.
Central wrote about drunk Germans in his last writeup.

>> No.46281572

>>46281184
Hey, remember that Texan plumber's truck that ended up in Daeshland?

YPG managed to capture it.

>> No.46281578

>>46280881
Seconding this. He's a great writer.

>>46281314
I wish we could get some more of Kaga's story. I really like seeing other perspectives in the world besides Settle's.

>> No.46281599

>>46281488
>she just feels safe
The Super Super Super Dreadnought only feels *safe* when she's next to you?

run how that works by me again?

>> No.46281608

>>46281390
>Asian fighting noises

>> No.46281617

>>46281578
>I wish we could get some more of Kaga's story.

Bat-Lead going on a date, only for Kaga to show up instead, WHEN?

>> No.46281618

>>46281356
I've been meaning to pick up Arpeggio. I heard the manga is better than the anime?

>> No.46281619

>>46281578
Yeah. I find it insightful to see how a character thinks when the walls they build for themselves aren't up.

>> No.46281633

>>46280881
Agreed; as a person he's questionable, but his ability to write isn't. Certainly miles better than that Shou short

>> No.46281640

>>46281578
OBJECTION.

Until he's published and acclaimed by both critics and public, I think we should reserve the "great" adjective for more appropriate use.

>> No.46281649

>>46281618
Yes, Yes and double yes.

>> No.46281657

>>46281618
The anime's plot changes drastically at like, episode 3, so yes, the manga is better.

>> No.46281673

>>46281505
Saw the latest, and IIRC, last Memories bit. Was wondering if any others where going to pop up.

I remember Melpomene saying something about another RFV last night.

>> No.46281676

>>46281657
>The anime's plot changes drastically
Has this ever been a good thing? Ever?

>> No.46281684

>>46281640
Sod critics, they have their heads up their arses.

Except with BvS. They were right on the money for that one.

>> No.46281686

>>46281657
DDS AREN'T FOR LEWDS, RIGHT

>> No.46281688

>>46281507
ISIS is getting slaughtered on all fronts. Aleppo's all but retaken and SAA is going to retake Palmyra
either tomorrow or the next few days.
Check out the /sg/ general on /pol/ for updates.

>> No.46281690

>>46281618
The animu only covers one of many plots, plus goes bonkers in the end. Not half bad though.

But yes, the mango is better.

>> No.46281705

nobody even considering the possibility that maybe yamato doesn't into sex, and the fact that hate refuses to sexualize her (unlike most people, and especially you fucks) means she can hang around in her undies like a normal fucking person and have it not be hella awkward.

>> No.46281707

>>46281676
Card Captor Sakura was okay

>> No.46281716

>>46281572
that's pretty badass

>> No.46281722

>>46281673
Was Melpo gonna post tonight? Huh, I probably wasn't paying attention to the post-thread yesterday.

>> No.46281728

>>46281686
Hamakaze spam tiem?

>> No.46281731

>>46281688
Why does the Syrian Arab Army's territory look like an elephant?

>> No.46281733

>>46281676

>> No.46281738

>>46281688
Translation of flags?

>> No.46281740

>>46281684
Well, I sure as hell can't trust the public alone, considering they loved fucking Twilight and Fifty Shades of Grey.

>> No.46281749

>>46281676

Fullmetal Alchemist

>> No.46281756

>>46281707
>Card Captor Sakura was okay
You. You can be my flight lead anytime.

>> No.46281757

>>46281508
I miss the Germans too. I was really digging Parker's story. Shame that shit happened and we're not getting more...

>> No.46281767

>>46281673
Stiiiiiiilll working on it. I'm prioritizing Queen Anne at the moment, primarily to prevent being fisted so hard up my asshole that I spit out nail clippings.

>> No.46281773

>>46281705
Hanging around in your underwear with a person of the opposite sex, while wearing portions of *their* underwear, and this person not being family or your spouse, is most definitely not "normal".

>> No.46281776

>>46281599

There's two fucking kinds of safe, ok? The first fucking kind is the kind I feel all day every fucking day. If some shit pops off, I know Uncle Sam spent a lot of money on teaching me to kill people and break shit. I'm safe cos I can fucking ruin everything that sets after me.

The second kind of safe is the kind where you don't worry about that kind of shit because You don't fucking have to- if some shit pops off, you're around people who can fucking handle it before it's ever a fucking threat to you. This is the kind of safe you fucking feel when you're with your pack of bros or whatever.

The first one is fucking fine, but you don't relax. You still gotta be fucking aware of what's up, since some shit may pop off. That's the one I am all the fucking time. Yams is too most of the fucking time. I think the reason she comes up to my fucking pad to slum it up in her panties and a fucking tshirt is cos she feels like she can relax up there.

But what the fuck do I know? I'm a grunt, not a fucking shrink.

>> No.46281778

Was bamafag gonna post something new?

>> No.46281780

>>46281705
When was the last time you heard of a smoking hot chick like that just "hanging out" in her undies in the room a guy she wasn't into.

Fuck, Hate even admits all he'd really have to do is ask at this point.

>> No.46281781

>>46281287
You two are literally in a relationship.
She's cooked for you (because you've been around each other so much she's noticed anything beyond homosexuality and gun maintenence were beat out of your skull in boot camp).

You are so protective of her you bark at anything showing the remotest intrest in her

She's given you a piece of herself (LITERALLY), YOU'VE told her, brass tax, you'll move the sky and earth for her.

She takes your clothing because she's more comfortable in them, and spends much of her time in your bunk, so much do you're sure she's there as we speak.

Face it, Hate. You two need to just get over "shyness" and "SHE'S LIKE A SISTER" and just bone already. and maybe she'll start calling you 'Love'.

>> No.46281785

>>46281705
I'd love to live in the same world as you where a hot girl will hang out half-naked with a guy for no fucking reason.

>> No.46281788

>>46281731
Because they like elephants? Seriously why else did you think it looks like that?

>> No.46281794

So....no NAKATIME?

>> No.46281798

>>46281676
Do you mean in terms of differing from the Manga? Sabagebu to be sure is definitely a better anime.

>> No.46281799

>>46280989
Just look at that trustworthy face. I'm sure everything will be fine.

>> No.46281801

>>46281794
Nope. Nakawriter is sick.

>> No.46281817

>>46281733
Madoka was anime-original so it doesn't count.

>> No.46281829

>>46281738
Green = SAA
Yellow = YPG + assorted allies, including EUPHRATES VOLCANO
Black w/circle = Daesh
Red w/moon = BROTHER TURK
No idea about the red-top Syrian one, though. Contested?

>> No.46281844

>>46281731
that's part of the fun is making shit out of the maps
>>46281731
black is ISIS, yellow is the Kurds who have a sortof ceasefire with the Government and work together, green is all the rebel groups, and no color is the SAA which is Assad.

>> No.46281845

>>46281676
This resulted in some of /a/'s best threads.

For reference we had about eight or nine episodes of anime kickass and the most unrealistic thing was him climbing some wall with some device.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlJ2PS0qtYc
Then this happens.

Not even planefag can pull off something as magnificent as this.

>> No.46281850

RADIO FREE VENGEANCE WHEN
AWOL WHEN
MORE IOWA WHEN
MORE GOOD ENTERPRISE WRITEUPS WHEN

>> No.46281852

>>46281776
THAT'S CALLED MARRIAGE

EXCEPT IN THIS CASE YOU'RE MISSING THE SEX BECAUSE YOU'RE A GODDAMN FAGGOT

>> No.46281855

>>46281686
Sure they are.

>> No.46281862

>>46281829
>EUPHRATES VOLCANO

Still the best fucking name ever for an organization ever.

>> No.46281863

>>46281776
Dude uh

Just remember that you need to wrap it up.

>> No.46281865

>>46281649
>>46281657
>>46281690
Alright then, thanks for the advice!

>> No.46281869

>>46281767
>primarily to prevent being fisted so hard up my asshole that I spit out nail clippings.
The fuck?

>> No.46281873

>>46281690
Tha main thing for me with the Arpeggio anime was the CG characters. Not the leads, but like the ones in the backgrounds. And the kid's maids. They just look really, really bad.

Also, it was a Class 1 Grade A Bitch to get both the Arpeggio ships in World of Warships. And now the Russian and European servers have more of them - but not North America oh no.

>> No.46281874

>>46281850
E & E had Enterprise.

>> No.46281891

>>46281767
Wait, more of the Titanic and Anne, why the fuck didn't you say so?

That's like hearing Metallica is coming out with a new album when you you've been worried about the possibility of some new Linkin Park.

>> No.46281905

>>46281829
nah green is rebels, SAA is the flags in the non-colored parts of the map.

>> No.46281910

>>46281869
Titanic is a classy lady.

However, she will wreck your shit if you disrespect her.

>> No.46281921

>>46281850
>no North Atlantic Snippets on that list

>> No.46281940

>>46281921
Sorry, I was trying to put down whatever immediately came to mind.

I'm sure I left out several things, like Queen Anne for example.

>> No.46281949

>>46281801
Aww too bad, let us hope Nakawriter recovers quickly.

>> No.46281952

>>46281781
Except she is his sister. Get it through your head, not everything has to be FUCK
>>46281731
>>46281788

>> No.46281978

>>46281869
You see anon, when two writers partner up, but one ends up delaying and writer's blocking like a spineless bastard, the other writer sometimes inserts their fist into the first writer's asshole. This fist then travels backwards into the writer's digestive tract, eventually ending with their fingers poking out and the snarled order to trim the nails upon said fingers since the first writer is evidently not good for anything else at the moment.

I don't particularly need this event to happen in my life, so I'ma write more Anne before more anything else.

>> No.46281984

>>46281705
Similar to how Arizona likes Settle because he treats her normally (ok, mostly) instead of worshiping her like a memorial?

>> No.46282015

>>46281845
I honestly thought I hallucinated that whole thing and had to confirm with other people that I didn't.

Fucking Jihad torture monkey.

>> No.46282017

>>46281794
Naka is too busy gettin' Harder harder-
>>46281801
Wait. What?

Great, BB-4 sets to fucking over planefag's life (and hits the colonel too while she's at it), now Light Cruiser Oni/Erry's fucking with Nakawriter.

>> No.46282018

>>46281952
Whats the matter Anon?

You pachydermophobic?

>> No.46282026

>>46281952
Hate's gravely and intentionally misinterpreting what "sister" means.

>> No.46282035

>>46281952
Tell that to her. The mere thought of him makes her blush, become introverted, and becomes difficult to understand, and that's just what planefag's explicitly stated.

>> No.46282036

>>46281767
Man, all your stories and writing are great! Take your time, I'll be looking forward to whichever story you update first.

>> No.46282037

>>46281686
This one is.

>> No.46282048

>>46281952
If your sister hangs out in your shirt and panties then your life is a goddamn incest porn.

>> No.46282055

>>46281873
The WoWS NA community manager hates us. The Europoors have bar none the whiniest community, but get a decent manager.
The SEA guys have the worst server and most insular players but get an amazing manager.
NA? We get somebody who actively hates us I swear, but some neat international events.

>> No.46282075

>>46281686
Of course they are.

>> No.46282098

>>46281844
>>46281905
Ah, thanks for clarification/correction.
>>46281862
Haven't heard anything about them recently, aside from them releasing a rock-n-roll version of Alan's Snackbar (which I can't find).

>> No.46282134

>>46282075
I want to cuddle and feed the 'zuki's.

>> No.46282147

>>46282134
Everyone does.

>> No.46282162

>>46281940
And Project E

>> No.46282173

>>46282015
You are forgetting that some crackhead randomly goes into withdrawal and turns into the jihad torture monkey with a GODDMAN guillotine in his gut, after hours of watching what is basically a level 1 fighter go to level 2. and then after some fuckface with a cactus on his head declares war on the world in the name of torture.

And then we get the ending credits with some super sugery jpop from that lesbian idol he was going to torture/rape in the future.

Planefag ain't got shit that even comes close.

>> No.46282190

>>46282162
Yeah. Eldridge and Mulder are great.

>> No.46282207

>>46282134

>> No.46282231

You have to wonder what sort of lewd things sisters get up to now.

>> No.46282242

>>46282207
>poverty moe
Japan is so weird

>> No.46282260

>>46282134

>> No.46282272

Right so I just finished Shoukaku time 2, and I think the writer fundamentally doesn't get her primary (non-porn) theme.

Specifically, her and Zuikaku have a weird relationship with luck/fate. They were both supposed to be lucky ships, since they're named after cranes, but only Zuikaku truly was (at the expense of her escorts). Instead Shoukaku seems to act as a bullet sponge, especially for her sister. Side-note, this is generally not what you want from a carrier.

Consequently, Shoukaku stories are generally about her ability to escape this cursed fate to repeat the Pacific war. Escape, or at least confidence, is generally supplied by her sister. However, a vampire ship – like Shigure or Yukikaze – would easily be a roadblock on that path.

>> No.46282282

>>46282207
>>46282260
More like this

>>46282231
Less of this [spoilers]without sauce[/spoiler]

>> No.46282318

>>46282282
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=cis_%28carcharias%29

>> No.46282327

>>46281891
>>46282036
You've warmed my dead, hateful little soul, anons. Do keep in mind that I welcome critique, though. I can't improve without advice, aye?

I'm hoping to have at least Anne ready by Wednesday.

Especially since my writing partner knows where I live.

>> No.46282332

>>46282242
It makes more sense when you remember that DesDiv 61 had the short end of the stick when it came to supplies and provisions. Their artists making them cute just amplifies it.

>> No.46282333

>>46282260
You know, at one point we were planning on having some sort of party for all the shipgirls, right? Seeing BBQ reminded me of that. Either a huge cookout or a movie or something. What ever happened to those plans?

>> No.46282343

>>46281850
IT TAKES A WHILE WHEN I ACT LIKE AN IDIOT AND TRY WRITING TWO CHAPTERS AT ONCE.

>> No.46282358

>>46280672
GUYS! GUYS!!! WHAT IF!! what if!!!!

We got Shimakaze and her private workshop to get to work repairing Tatsuta. That way she wouldn't be "taking up space better used elsewhere" AND Shimakaze would be able to do something with her new engine, AND MOAR SHINANIGANS WITH WILLIE!!!

>> No.46282388

>>46282358
Her workshop cannot hold a full-sized cruiser hull

>> No.46282399

>>46282282
feeding the ducks:
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/10990

>> No.46282402

>>46282358
I approve.

>>46282388
Not with that attitude.

>> No.46282415

>>46282282
>>46282333

Wrote up a snippet (completely and utterly non-canon, crossover) about that pic. It was supposed to be a friendly barbecue party... then I passed out.

When I came to, I was looking at an eight page document of 'how the fuck did this go so wrong'.

Marines. Drunk Marines. Drinking contests between the fucking command staff (Hibiki won, a Captain almost died of alcohol poisoning, implied that he died off-screen)
Somebody using the engines on a fighter jet to cook a steak.
Shit like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7UW5AkWqOY

>> No.46282425

>>46282332
Yet for being so "short supplied" they're not terribly lacking up there.

>>46282333
Planefag keeps on having things happen; favorite stunt of his.

>> No.46282452

>>46282388
Doesn't need to if we can build or procure an inland drydock-analog.

Give her more materials, maybe a few wrench moneys to help, and have her work with Crab to get Tatsuta back into decent shape.

>> No.46282483

>>46282425
Artistic license.
Historically speaking, the 61st Destroyer Division had the worst provisions in the entire IJN. Their crews were reduced to eating from tins instead of getting actual cooked food in the mess.

Why their shipgirl forms are well-endowed is anyone's guess.

>> No.46282495

>>46282483
They're endowed with HOPES AND DREAMS

>> No.46282528

>>46281855
Kuroshio is NOT for lewds
(watch me get the ID wrong)
>>46282037
I know this one. Hamakaze, right?

>> No.46282601

>>46282483
well then again this is the same series that has Atago, a japanese cruiser that could be mistaken for a western one.

>> No.46282683

>>46282399
dawwww

>> No.46282695

>>46282601
I really prefer Atago-han from Moe Moe Daisensou. She's even got the Kansai-ben going on.

>> No.46282727

>>46282399
My heart just went d'aaww.

>> No.46282740

>>46282483
They're just busty for DDs. They look like they're on the small side for their age.

>> No.46282840

>>46282740
I never said they were exceptionally endowed, just not flat, especially for malsupplied girls. Cis's style suits them pretty well in the "slim" aspect.

>> No.46283138

Sorry y'all, nothing from me tonight again, but i do have something from one of the other writefags who had to head off.
http://pastebin.com/g0kNu7rJ

>> No.46283348

>>462820980
SAA just took Palmyra

>> No.46283631

>>46281845
>Not even planefag can pull off something as magnificent as this.

Remember this post.

>> No.46283667

>>46282173
>Planefag ain't got shit that even comes close.

Remember this post as well.

>> No.46283722

>>46283631
>>46283667

Go to bed

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