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If you were able to keep a fantasy pet with no consequences whatsoever, what would it be?
Sex slaves/pets do not count.

>> No.46137840
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>> No.46137878
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Mudda fuggen Tiny Dragon

>> No.46137916

A slime. They're just so goopy and cool. They'd be fun to hug and cuddle.

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Gonna go for griffons, big or small.

The small ones are adorable as all hell and would make great pets.

The big ones you could ride around and look regal as fuck doing so.

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>> No.46138307

Then the neighbors call the cops cause Featherbeak ate their dog.

I would also like a griffon too. They are good for cuddling.

>> No.46138435
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pixie dragon
sooooooooooooooooooo much mischief.
(but nobody holds him responsible, hes just too cute)

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Kobolds cuz fuck your rules.

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The answer is still dragon.

>> No.46138750

dunno, food costs for that thing seem rather

>> No.46138839

Likely a small gelatinous cube as a garbage can

>> No.46139639

>no consequences whatsoever

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Shit, man, I guess we just start dumping cute things.

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This so much.
Best/Cutest mythical creature right there.

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>> No.46139876

bismuth golem? Noice

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That's a smart mov

>> No.46140095

I want you

>> No.46140334

A-anon-kun! *blush*

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Cat sized pseudodragon is the way

>> No.46141113

What is this?

>> No.46141123

Can you keep deities as pets, though?

>> No.46141377
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Depends if the god is a fantasy. Worst case, you at least know which religion to follow.

>> No.46141673

If it doesn't count as blasphemy then yes.

>> No.46141762

Well since you said no sex slaves I'm going to have to pick something with mind control powers.

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The best of cuddles and self heating.

>> No.46142065
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Dire Mandrill

All the bombast and threat of a regular Mandrill and more.

Look at this motherfucker's colourful ass and snout, he has three inch fangs, powerful hand-like paws, and could probably wrestle a black bear.

He's gregarious, has incredible capacity for learning, and could probably outwit any dog or cat, and best of all, would look pimp as in some gold chains and being.

>> No.46142259

Eh, they can go steal goats or something.

>> No.46142645

A Black Bear isn't hard to wrestle at all. They're like giant raccoons.

>> No.46142981

Most animals are decidedly unsuitable for grappling. If you're strong enough, you could guillotine just about any four legged animal.

Of course, this is why most animals don't grapple, and it's not going to be a pleasant experience even if you do get it.

Just think of having a mountain lion in a guillotine, and imagine it clawing the absolute shit out of you as it struggles.

>> No.46142993

A succubus, even if I can never have sex with it.

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>giant raccoon


>> No.46144088

Between being a dog person and having a few in one of the games I'm in, I'm going to go with the hell hound. They're like guard dogs that are on so many steroids that they turn into a furnace or big fuzzy blanket if they like you.

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>> No.46144980
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Griffons are majestic as fuck

>> No.46145009
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Chimaera. You can pretty much take your favorite parts of any animal and toss them together into one creature.

>> No.46145082

The no consequences bit is what really sells the dragon. Even if that doesn't include food, imagine how much you could charge for dragon rides, or just showing up somewhere with your dragon, people would pay you to make appearances.

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>> No.46145188

I'm pretty sure people would pay for you to make appearances with any magical creature.

>> No.46145284

True but you have to admit a dragon is incredible showy by nature and incredible iconic. It would be far easier to get gigs with a dragon than something like an aboleth, or a beholder.

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Oh, of course. I'm >>46145009 and if I did have to choose, I would be stuck between chimaera and dragon. Both get their benefits.

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Definitely going with giant cute bees.

>> No.46146934

They can be real. We just need the funds and time.

>> No.46147012
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You stop that right fucking now before the time travelers end you.

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>wake up one morning
>giant bees, wasps, moths, etc outside my window
why would anyone want this

>> No.46147385

>Not wanting to enlist in the EDF.

>> No.46147409

A fantasy pet that grants its owner omnipotence :^)

>> No.46147437

I think giant Bees would kill us all

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>> No.46147629

We can design them without the stingers.

>> No.46147966

>never have sex with it.
Sure... for like, the first 10 minutes.

>> No.46148013

That's why I suggested 'em.

Ain't no one gonna fuck with a man showing up to work on a griffon.

>> No.46148042

I dunno, a Blink Dog?

>> No.46148104

Well I'd totally sleep with the succubus, but I'd still want to hang out with one even if I could get nothing sexual out of it.

>> No.46148151

I actually use them as monsters in a homebrew campaign.
I call them Bander-Snatches, and they nest in dark urban areas.

>> No.46148168

Whoa, slow down there Satan

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>> No.46148242

the main reason I use them---> In a study by the ethologist H. B. Davis in 1908, raccoons were able to open 11 of 13 complex locks in fewer than 10 tries and had no problems repeating the action when the locks were rearranged or turned upside down.

Source wikipedia

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Probably one of these

>> No.46148273

Why not just combine them with crows and make the ultimate animal thief?

>> No.46148276

That's clearly an elemental, you dingus

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>Elemental Elementals
>Astatine Elemental

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Sneks are best pets

>> No.46148374

Because my campaign is sci-fi and in it raccoons actually evolved into urban super predators to capitalize on an untapped food resource.


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An itty bitty beholder.

Cute little eye guy just hovering around my shoulder, watching my back and keeping me company, as long as I teach it to keep some of it's eyes closed, we're good!

>> No.46148434

Have you read the "Bio Meat" manga, by any chance? Not evolved raccoons, but it's along similar lines

>> No.46148456

It's always humans___

>> No.46148501

I have not; I just thought man sized, stealthy, hyper-agile, murderous, lock-picking, rabies infected, crime bears were fucking terrifying and vaguely plausible.

>> No.46148566

Yes, yes it is.
They're delicious.

>> No.46148579

How would that even work? It'd decay in hours.

>> No.46148582

You should give it a look.
And yes, man sized, stealthy, hyper-agile, murderous, lock-picking, rabies infected, crime bears, are in fact fucking terrifying and somewhat plausible. Even if that description does make me giggle. I'll probably have a moment of fridge horror later, though.

>> No.46148589

Seems scary though.

>> No.46148612

Probably when you hear a lock click at night.

>> No.46148659

>How would that even work
Magic. So just imagine if some angry, stupid, angrily stupid, or stupidly angry sorcerer decides to summon one in a populated area.

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Definitely the pipefox. I mean, just look at it.

>> No.46148734

IT has it's moments, yes. It also has it's moments of levity and others. Overall a pretty good read.

Not that much of a downer ending, surprisingly

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Always been a favorite of mine.

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>not choosing Cerberus
>not basking in the safety of having the ultimate guard dog
>being this plebeian
>i'm disgusted /tg

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I'd have a fucking guard dragon, a big one. Elder Wyrm or some shit, and no one would fuck with me or my gold. Don't know what color, but since I don't have any consequences for owning something smarter than me as a pet, it must love me, so I'm fine. Guess color really doesn't matter.

>> No.46149120

Faerie Dragon

I can deal with people thinking I'm a total faggot if I can sleep with a tiny dragon curled up at the foot of my bed.

>> No.46149494

I think in that situation you are the pet.

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>> No.46150663

An elf.

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>> No.46151495

More griffins please

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>> No.46151741

Owlbear. I'll -make- consequences.

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And that's all I got.

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Miniaturized monhun monsters.

>> No.46152440

Gryphons are for furfags.

>> No.46152486

Isn't that essentially what shinto shrines do?

Or it could be the God/dess of Pets and their chosen vessel/paladin is tasked with keeping them as a pet.

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I'm an Elma person.

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Guar a best

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griffons a cute

>> No.46154183

>crime bears
>crime bears

Dammit! That description is apt adorable and mildly terrifying!

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That is so fucking edgy.

>> No.46154697

Probably a griffin. Have it fly me to work and stuff. Also, I like cats, so that's basically the same.

>> No.46155325
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I want a tiny wailord!

>> No.46158682

But they're canonically huge.

>> No.46161522

Thank you.

>> No.46161933

>no consequences whatsoever
depends on the exact meaning of this phrase.

Interpreted most strictly, it would mean the choice of pet is completely irrelevant.

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Fairies though

>> No.46162705

Only if you plan on fucking one.

>> No.46162742

Griphon owls a cute! CUTE!

>> No.46162777

for sex AND cuddles

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no consequences?
Build a really nice stable for him. Get a harness and riding equipment. Fly him everywhere and anywhere.
I'd name him Gabriel.

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Imagine going to DragonCon in Atlanta, the parade, you and your dragon. That would be... priceless.

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Clearly the best.

Hyper Intelligent, can fly at mach 2, kind, and is a motherfucking dragon!

>> No.46163065

But he's so fat!

>> No.46163091

We'll go to the all you can eat buffet together.

Imagine the ribs a Dragonite can make.

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I want an Ampharos buddy!

>> No.46163240
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Giant lizard man

>> No.46163268

Love this type of pics. Have any more?

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Tiny whales are always cute.

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Nope. But here's a interesting comic.

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And so much easier to hug.

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>> No.46163340

He would be able to let himself out of the house without a doggie door.

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Heavy words from the flock.

>> No.46163725
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I'd have a Fizzgig.

>> No.46163760
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This particular eldrazi scion

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Baby gray render.

>> No.46163971

I want it!

>> No.46164028

>popular trid-star turns out to be insect shaman

>> No.46164357

There's another one where they team up with Hellboy.

>> No.46165969
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>Griffons a cute
Also assholes, though.

>> No.46166343

Wait, from Herculoids or from the Myth Adventures series.
Either one is good, but what were you thinking?

>> No.46167139

Thats some fucking feels right there anon.

>> No.46167462
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Problem, Berserk?

>> No.46167509

Unicorn/alicorn, healslave, I can sell healing, water purification, etc.

Gallop my fucking ass over to Flint and save the day. Collect donations to go elsewhere.

Cheaper to care for than a dragon of any signifigant power level.

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Griffons a best.

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>> No.46169339


Literally everything else


>> No.46172436

I can't, man.
Never heard of wolf spiders.

>> No.46175827

Dragon, duh

>> No.46177786

Then what are the jubjub birds?

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>Sex slaves/pets do not count.

>The answer is still dragon.

Ayy lmao

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>> No.46179856

A wish-granting genie.

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I have to agree. Fairies in particular tend to get hypersexualized on /tg/, but I'd totally keep one as a purely cute and not-for-lewds pet. If only we could have the concept of sapient pets with no fetishism attached...

>> No.46179978

>I call them Bander-Snatches, and they nest in dark urban areas.
Do they have extensible necks that they can use to whip out like a frog tongue to catch bite their prey from far off?

>> No.46180243

Let's switch this up a bit. If you were able to have a member of a fantasy race as a roommate with no consequences whatsoever, what would it be?

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>> No.46180312

Warforged. He just better pay his half of the rent.

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its Cute tho

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>> No.46183868

Nice dubs and choice

>> No.46183972

Only answer. Weekend drinking with dorfs would be godlike

>> No.46184077


All the science I can want, plus whatever he steals.

>> No.46184298

Blink Dog.

Dogs are already the perfect pet, one that can let itself outside and be taught to fetch me shit through stuff like bank vaults? Even better.

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