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What race is objectively best waifu?

>> No.44361955


>> No.44361966

I guess an angel or something. They're divine beings, so they're generally just mundane+.

>> No.44361973

Depends on the setting.

>> No.44361975


>those foot-long ears
>those eyebrows
>that horrible hair and skintone

Shit elf

>> No.44361998

Subjectively: Elves, Tieflings, select monstergirls

Objectively: Kitsune

>> No.44361999

The female elf is unaware of the orc hiding behind a nearby tree with a +5 composite bow dealing 1d8+4/19-20 damage as well as 5d6 sneak attack damage that will put a bloody hole through her soft thigh, and she falls to the ground crying in pain as the orc rushes up and slits her throat open with a scimitar, and begins to hack at her belly, her last seconds spent in utter agony.

Also her ears are way too big. Elf ears shouldn't go past the top of the head IMO. Those are just ludicrously large.

>> No.44362008

Huldra, maybe.

>> No.44362013

It's common sense to explain why, anon.

>> No.44362057
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>2/10 ears too big wodn't fug

>> No.44362089

Alright Virt.

>> No.44362109

Aasimar or some other kind of celestial/mundane mix.

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>> No.44362149
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Merry christmas virt, you sonofabitch

I like elves as well. Not cowtits, mind you. Proportionately well made.

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>>44361998 >>44362151
>google kitsune
>see this

Furries get out.

>> No.44362167


>> No.44362210
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Anything that is cute is objectively the best waifu. What makes a best waifu often varies based on opinion, but a character that is cute - in a well done, not annoying way - is always a favorite, no matter what race.

>> No.44362228
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Google results are modified by your own browsing habits.

Also how do you not know what a kitsune is? Normalfag pls go and stay go.

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>> No.44362361
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Wing Clan/Featherfolk

>> No.44362423

Source? GIS shows up nothing.

>> No.44362448

That kitsune is not accurate. Kitsune are either full-on foxes or full-on human women.

Even the "fluffy tail" thing is a recent addition.

>> No.44362454

Depending on the setting, orc.

Probably generally universal, Changeling. The shapeshifter kind.

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I'm sorry anon, I have no idea, and the image is definitely cropped. Pretty obvious it has something to do with tomboys though.

>> No.44362504

It might be Yamatogawa, looking at it? I don't recognise the doujin.

>> No.44362516

lrn to search tags
'tanlines' and 'tomboy' brought it up instantly


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I wouldn't say no to these, though

>> No.44362525
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Goliath/Orc/Oni/Giants/Jotunn etc.
Allow me to explain
1) I like thing, so I must be right
2) In the case of which you like a thing that is not the thing I like we must refer back to point 1, from where it can be deducted that clearly your tastes are shit.

>> No.44362534

I have never ever heard of someone trying to waifu a changeling. They tend to only use their abilities for their own benefit, anyway, tricking or stealing from people.

>> No.44362535
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Draenei man. Phwoar, and not those Broken ones from WC3 either.

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I like yours too anon.

>> No.44362553

Humanoid dog girl. Less furry the better. More personality-wise like a dog the better.

>> No.44362555
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>/tg/ - hentai connoisseurs

>> No.44362556

They send their gametes into the open water

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Leviathan, it it's intelligent.
Nothing against elves, but you can't live inside one.

>> No.44362576

>Space goat aasimar waifu

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Please leave the half-genie out of this. She is pure.

I have no problem with big musclegirls.

>> No.44362624


At least in 3.5, it delves into Changelings in depth, devoting near half a rulebook to them. Indeed as some Changelings are likely to ruse you, there are a whole swathe, indeed a unique culture of Changelings that just use their powers to fit in and live with people, and some who dislike or are afraid of their Changeling nature so try to be like exemplary individuals of the race they choose to avoid detection.

>tl;dr there's an entire culture of Changelings who are basically weeaboos for certain races of their preference/choosing, and try to act like the best of that race as they can

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>> No.44362659

Virt please go

>> No.44362671
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>Is vampire/undead a race?
You can spend an enternity together forever and ever and ever. or she would drain you dry.

>> No.44362685

>"Oh my Pelor, it's a real human tavern!"
>"Erm, can I help you?"
>"Oh, uh, yes, thank you! I would like one of your...ay-lees, thank you!"
>"An ale? You want an ale?"
>Oh, yes! Thank you!"
>"Yeah, here you go. That'll be one gold..."
>"Aaah, one standard human gold, thank you! Cheers!"
>"You know you don't have to say cheers every time you take a drink?"
>"Oh, sorry! I thought that was a tradition, thank you!"

>> No.44362686 [DELETED] 

Should I report this thread for belonging in /a/?

>> No.44362719

To be honest, I'd probably just assume they were a slightly dense foreigner.

>> No.44362720

Your post is also reportable, by RAW

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>> No.44362736

Night elves.

>> No.44362739

True, but you better not be plebs that pronounces it "Kit-Soon."

>> No.44362750

Assuming they didn't remark on human biology being so interesting, yeah.

>> No.44362755

I pronounce it "Kit-soo-nee" just to piss off weebs like you ^__________^

>> No.44362760

You should lurk more.

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>> No.44362779

the plural has no apostrophe

>> No.44362792

Kobolds are too dividing to be best waifu race. You'd have as much chance convincing people that gnolls are.

What ever happened to regular lizardfolk, anyhow? The only real difference is height.

>> No.44362802

>AKA How to absolutely destroy anything good

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Seed AI

>> No.44362828

Go shitpost your shittaste somewhere else, please.

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Race doesn't matter as long as she's got fat cow tits.

>> No.44362839

Lizardfolk are pretty much just scaled humans, are thus furry. Plus they don't have digitigrade legs.

Also a good choice, so long as they aren't based on that pseudo-penis species.

>> No.44362845

>Google results are modified by your own browsing habits.
>not using private browsing

>> No.44362847


I always thought they are more of a take on tieflings.

>> No.44362874

>thinking private browsing actually does anything

>> No.44362884

>disdain for plebs.jpg

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>mfw that pic

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Draenei are space tieflings who function like aasimar.

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Semper fidelis like birds

>> No.44363016

Spell check

>> No.44363044

Delicious brown elves and Goatmoms.

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>> No.44363066

goatmoms are literally flavor of the month

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>> No.44363079

Never stop being the highlight of threads.

>> No.44363086

Human. Because 100% of sapient beings that have sex are humans.

>> No.44363100


Also they can look like anyone, even other races, so things will never get boring.

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Most successful thread l ever made, and the only one that didn't got me banned.

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But anon, you posted a picture of a chair.

>> No.44363143

None because waifu is just a phrase to describe a cartoon you want to fuck, so unless a race is entirely made up of purely cartoons it's not a waifu.

>> No.44363222

And get drawn with dicks so often there are probably people who honestly think all draenai "women" are herms.

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>> No.44363286

Google results are based on cookies and your account (if logged in), retard.

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Elfu is the classic waifu. And the classic is the classic for a reason.

>> No.44363340

Like tieflings you mean?

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Orc a cute

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>> No.44363474

I am going to have to go with goblin here.

>> No.44363488

Every thread you've made but one has got you banned? How the fuck can any mod be that banhappy?

You must be exaggerating. Make a thread now and you'll see, you'll be fine.

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>> No.44363554

So how do orcs and elves and things reproduce in your settings?

>> No.44363572
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In a relationship with a deity, the fact that she doesn't actually exist is just normal.

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That image is so badly draw it's anti boner

Incase is figurativly god

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I concur

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>> No.44363633

>+5 composite bow dealing 1d8+4/19-20 damage as well as 5d6 sneak attack damage

>> No.44363662

>OP asks for waifus
>/tg/ posts fetishes
Good job.

>> No.44363684
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Shortstacks best waifus desu /tg/

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>> No.44363764


Draenei female is the most normie overliked race ever. Most often enough they're usually futas with horsecocks.

>> No.44363788

No, that's the female night elf. EVERYONE wants to fuck a night elf.

>> No.44363822


Not a huge fan of Avian waifus, but this picture hits all the right notes.

>> No.44363861

I would bet that there's more Drarnei porn out there then nelf porn.

>> No.44363878

this anon knows what's up.

>> No.44363891
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The logical choice.

>> No.44363898


>> No.44363928

what game?

>> No.44363934

Well possibly but that's probably more due to that Swedish Monara guy working overtime. And the fact that normies don't make much r34.

>> No.44363966

Any clue as to what this is from?

>> No.44363976

That's W40k Dark Crusade I think. Could be Soulstorm, but Soulstorm had different colour schemes iirc.

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Any answer besides dragon is objectively wrong.

>> No.44364000

Normies may not make much r34, but they demand it.

Face it, you are not special for liking Draenei.

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succubus tbqh lads

>> No.44364043

By that same logic though normies also like draenic horsecock.

I know that futalovers here will take exception to that but I do not think that draenei shemales are actually a "normie" thing.

>> No.44364097

I personally wouldn't include psuedo-penis stuff, because that starts getting magical realm - no matter what the real animal is like, I didn't have to include it in this race.

Sometimes a regular tribal muscular fuzzy doglike thing is weird enough.

>> No.44364111

Anon, futa is basically baby's first /d/-fetish.

>> No.44364113

From the Requiem spinoff, I presume?

>> No.44364130

I will always love that orc, even if she would hate me for doing so.

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>> No.44364186

That's maybe normal in /tg/ and /d/, but not among normal people.

>> No.44364199


But that's literally what you were just doing.

>> No.44364222

Normal people are unware of futanari, to be sure, but they substitute with trannies.

>> No.44364276
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Dark Elves.

I've always pictured them as being freely sexual and uninhibited, but once they've chosen a husband they become entirely monogamous devoted wives and mothers.

Let a man dream.

>> No.44364277

/tg/ and /d/ are not the whole internet. You also find the tag futanari on other, more western orientated sites.

Why even bring /tg/ into this? I never found that much futa-fags around here. /v/ for example is way worse
Maybe because I avoid too fetishy threads?

>> No.44364286

>consider the following.gif
The most entry level hentai is Bible Black. And Bible Black has futanari. Normal people might not know what is it called, but they they have seen it.

>> No.44364295

I have yet to see a person, normal or otherwise, that would look at tranny and - after learning them for what they are - view them with attraction rather than disgust, pity or combination of both.
I can even imagine someone falling in love with such person, but it would be despite their special condition, not because of it.

>> No.44364302

>I have yet to see a person, normal or otherwise, that would look at tranny

Well you're not going to know someone's fetishes just by looking at them, you dingus.

>> No.44364332

Trips, I don't understand. Most people would be somewhat disgusted by trannies, at least in a sexual sense. You don't really form a fetish around someone who's one gender who used to be another.

>> No.44364346

Mind flayers are best waifus.

>> No.44364359

Alright, you have a point. Even so I maintain that this is not a "mainstream" fetish by any stretch of imagination or anything else.

>> No.44364371

He's probably just saying that "Dragon is"

>> No.44364392

He said babby's first /d/ fetish, implying fetishes slightly less vanilla and mainstream like feet or bondage.

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>> No.44364410

*than feet or bondage

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>> No.44364445

I'll be honest, foot fetish makes less sense to me than futa.

I just don't get it.

>> No.44364449
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I don't think there is an objective waifu race. Some people would fall in love with a character based on their class or some other association more than their race, like how everyone associates barbarian women with snu snu.

>> No.44364463

>implying that feet isn't the single most degenerate fetish around
Even necrophilic, pedophilic, vorephilic furry's are more socially acceptable than footfags.

>> No.44364481


Every time I meet a new fetish that I'm completely unable to understand, I am filled with sense of childlike wonder and appreciation for humanity's diversity.

>> No.44364514

yet for some reason it is the well-know go-to fetish in mainstream media, and the only one a lot of normies have even heard of.

>> No.44364515

This man gets it.

>> No.44364524

>mfw learning about tiles for the first time
>mfw learning about Ohio for the first time
>mfw learning about backpack-cucking for the first time
>mfw I have no face

>> No.44364539


Bruh foot fetish is so mainstream it's featured in cartoons and Hollywood movies.

/v/ is not a good litmus for society at large.

>> No.44364556

Me, I tend to just feel a little disgusted. Like, 'really? That?'

Then again, sometimes I don't fully understand my own fetishes or even like them very much.

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>> No.44364594

Human. Any waifu of other races is just a pale copy of a human fantasy-woman since all fantasy races are just pale stereotypes of human traits.

>> No.44364611

Knowing your fetishes is the best way of recognizing yourself. There's no better way of truly learning who you are.

I bet Buddha meditated about his fetishes.

>> No.44364617

I'm pretty sure that's slut from Oddman 11.

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Explain thri-keen.

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>> No.44364636

Are you talking about Dan "If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock" Schneider?

>> No.44364657

_ H I G H

>> No.44364676

Jesus Christ anon, did you just come out of a time capsule?

>> No.44364686

made me chuckle

>> No.44364695
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The Buddha once had five hundred dancing girls given to him for his birthday before he went out and saw human suffering.

I can't get over him sometimes - he was rich and spoiled as fuck, but that's the entire reason why he was one of the only people to reach enlightenment. No one else had the lack of perspective he had, and would have accepted death and suffering as part of the way the world works.

>> No.44364698

Not really, they just all share human secondary sexual characteristics. If anything, human women can just be said to be a generic female humanoid with fleshy, hairless skin.

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>> No.44364708

muh nigga

>> No.44364743
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still too humanoid for me

>> No.44364744

I don't know or care who that is.

I am talking about King of the Hill literally did an episode on Peggy's abnormally large feet and Dale finding out her therapist is a fraud because he stumbled across her feet on a foot fetish site he was browsing.

I am talking about every single Tarantino movie.

>> No.44364770

>I am talking about every single Tarantino movie.
There's none of that in Reservoir Dogs.

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Why would you only post the one

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I'm sad no one posted skeletons yet.

>you disappoint me /tg/

>> No.44364829

He needed to experience both extreme ways of living, to come to his conclusion that the middle way is the best.

Remember that he was also a starving ascetic for some time.

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>> No.44364834

that sounds painful anon

>> No.44364843

Is this why it's his best movie?

>> No.44364863
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Also, speaking of fetishes, giants and giantesses go perfect with foot fetish.

Also cuz Christmas

>> No.44364875

go away

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you've got to live a little

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Fine. Is this better?

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Not a bad choice.

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>> No.44364931

I like skeletons, but I don't think I'd want to fuck one.

A ghost though, a ghost is good.
>insert lewd gif of backwards blowjob here

>> No.44364936


>> No.44364941

That skeleton has a nice ass.

but anon ghosts aren't even corporeal!

>> No.44364952
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I really want a comfy halfling waifu.

>> No.44364963
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>Honey, stop saying that every time.

>> No.44364978 [SPOILER] 
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oh yea

why not a spookable waifu?

>> No.44364981

Insectoids with some human characteristics such as tools usage, understanding of currency etc.
While their social structure is inspired by actual insects it's also inspired by various absolutist human ideologies

>> No.44364998
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Tsumugi a cute but she's a carbon copy of Dolores

>> No.44365002
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Which race makes for the best reverse traps?

>> No.44365010

>share human secondary sexual characteristics
>not a pale stereotype of a human
Are you sure?

>> No.44365040
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Anon, that's part of the fun - they can do things that corporeal girls can't, and still mess with physical things in the right ways.

Woo woo woo woo!
>insert lewd gif of backwards blowjob here

Good taste, but they'll never be as comfy as that art. They'll be sassy rogues or Incase.

>> No.44365055 [SPOILER] 
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>take a wild guess

>> No.44365065
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Yes, but nothing more with her and my other fetish! I must commission it!

What about living constructs?

>> No.44365085
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Glad I could cater to your fetishes, sir!

>> No.44365116
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So anons.

Digi women or pokewomen?

Or how about vampires?

>> No.44365125
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That's why you go find a nice hallfing girl that lives in the shire. Can't trust those adventuring halfling harlots.

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>> No.44365145 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.44365151


I used to wonder why /v/ hated feet so much but now I see it's because all of the art for it is shit.

>> No.44365190

also feet are gross and they smell bad. now granted you could say the same about butts but at least you can fuck butts.

>> No.44365204 [SPOILER] 
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>What race is objectively best waifu?
The kind I can't post here because global rule 15 :^)

>> No.44365210

What kind of fool can't identify a woman from her pelvis and jaw?

>> No.44365220
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You know, my last paladin would have happily settled down with a nice tavern maid or farmgirl. Keep a long-distance relationship through letters with her for a while until he was ready to retire and stay with her in quiet happiness, an enduring love that didn't really need any words, just the gentle clasp of hands and some gentle cuddling.

But nope, the GM liked drows, and we never actually stopped at a tavern that had any ladies working in it.

>> No.44365228
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Then tell me what exactly would you consider not shit.

Looking for my high quality material.

Also, fairies

>> No.44365232
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Didnt saw this trips

>> No.44365270

I can't into anal. Poop comes from there!

>> No.44365279
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Came here to post that. Oh well, dragon girls that are cute, scaly, horned, winged, and proud are a close second.

>> No.44365292

>actually fucking butts
Butts are for ogling, grabbing, slapping, and hotdogging you degenerate.

>> No.44365295
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I need you to at least look at this.

Also, anons. Aliens/aberrations best

>> No.44365310
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>also territorial as fuk

>> No.44365330

This is crap, you're not helping.

>> No.44365346
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Last one.

Out of curiosity, for footfags or even not footfags.

Out of these, which type of feet would you prefer in a girl? Even for non foot fags, this shows clear enough differences

>> No.44365369

None, because feet are fucking shit.

>> No.44365371
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sensitive and loving oni womenz is also cute.

>> No.44365390

that is a decent looking foot, it's good if you're into that kind of thing.

lol that pic is hilaribad imo, highschool deviantart-tier.

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Actual last one.

Also, cyborgs and half golems

>> No.44365460

Why do you enjoy absolutely garbage art, the only decent thing you posted was this.>>44365295

>> No.44365471

So now that foot fetish content has stopped:

Any race is good to waifu if it has characteristics you find attractive or like

>> No.44365491

Steve irwin was too good for this world.

>> No.44365496
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Feet don't have to be super realistic or wrinkled to look good.

As promised, no more feet.

But here is an imp

>> No.44365545
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Mostly mechanical cyborgs

>> No.44365556

>the cyborg best known for having a shit ton of arms
>focusing on her feet


>> No.44365560

I'm with the tiny human.

>> No.44365565

Guess you're not keeping up? Nearly all types of birds - even the ones we thought didn't - cheat on each other all the time.

>> No.44365577

>not Gali
Absolute shit taste

>> No.44365604
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I honestly would've preferred Gali - she stood out a little more in the Toa Nova movie than the Tau Metru did. They felt a little more fleshed out.

>> No.44365629

This is a blue board you barbar

>> No.44365721
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>>+5 composite bow dealing 1d8+4/19-20 damage as well as 5d6 sneak attack damage
>+5 composite bow
>dealing 1d8+4 while wielded by an orc

>level 10-11 ranged rogue

>composite bow of any kind
>19-20 threat range
>not 3x crit multiplier

>misty-ass morning with arguable concealment factors
>ranged sneak attack


>> No.44365724

None because races don't exist.

>> No.44365754


>> No.44365784

It's the current year.

>> No.44365796


>> No.44365822

>I thought you said LAY the dragon

>> No.44365858
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>Whatever man, just get her out of here

>> No.44365875

Humans. They're the only ones you can fuck IRL

>> No.44365982


how do they kiss? also post more, realistics plz

>> No.44365998

The fantasy is part of the allure.

>> No.44366004

until the other jealous bitches get well, jealous and smite and curse you into the ground

Greek deities not even once

>> No.44366056

It would seem you and I have similar tastes in logical women. Fascinating.

>> No.44366058

and races, as loose terminology for genetically differing but not necessarily isolated populations, do exist.
recognizing differences and making discriminations based on those are not the same.

but you know what they say: around elves watch yourselves.

>> No.44366099


These are the three OG monster girl races built for waifu.

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Didn't you get banned, Virt?

>> No.44366151

I got it the very first result for my image search.
Just not the english version.
"[Konchiki] Watashi H Desu yo ?"

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I'd really love to GM something like this. Too bad most campaigns don't last long enough for the player to take his adventuring money and settle down on a farmstead somewhere.

>> No.44366184


You're the DM, you can make it last as long as you want.

And I'd play the fuck out of that campaign, right down to Harvest Moon.

>> No.44366185

Except races are not genetically different.

>> No.44366197

Whoever has the 2m tall bulky Amazons with huge tits and ass

>> No.44366198

>progressives actually believe this

>inb4 Jared Diamond

>> No.44366241

Now I want to run a fantasy adventuring/farming/marriage/child rearing RPG. I better start designing the bachelorettes.

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good question

>> No.44366265
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but I'm sure there's a way

>> No.44366346

yes, yes they are, or they wouldn't have different hereditary characteristics and a different average fenotype.

are you perhaps drunk, stupid or unable to understand somehow written language? genuine question here, it's [current year], willful ignorance in fear of racism shouldn't be a thing.

>> No.44366418


If you build it, we will come.

>> No.44366447


>> No.44366481

I wouldn't even know where to begin designing something like that. I guess I'd have to break it into three subsystems: adventuring, farming, and relationships.

>> No.44366576

Just play Elona.

>> No.44366669


You don't need to design it, just play a normal campaign of, say, Pathfinder and have regular NPCs for the party to interact with.

Hell, the farm and home thing is easy since Downtime rules have prices for everything from mansions to furniture.

>> No.44366683

fun fact: I am not the one that you were replying to.

Fucking faggot.

>> No.44366700

The only problem is that they are asexual.

>> No.44366727

fun fact: neither am i!

>> No.44366732

That's not really a universal thing. Not even in Abrahamic mythology, depending on interpretation, I think.

>> No.44366741


I would trade literally any and all of my possessions to be able to go back to 2006 and experience DoW for the first time again.

The best years of my life were spent playing that game with my closest friends.

>> No.44366785

Genetically engineered catgirls

>> No.44366807

I'd probably do it in DnD 5e because I'm not a fan of Pathfinder. Might be a side project I work on between working on my Mordheim/Castlevania inspired game.

teve.torbes (Honolulu) on skype if anyone wants to brainstorm a Harvest Moon style fantasy game

>> No.44366838

Those are terrible Pathfinder kitsune.

>> No.44366884

Men but parrots get really attached at least

Anyway futa harpy is cool too

>> No.44366897

>Dawn of war
2004, Anon.

>be me, young 10 year old
>local neighborhood friend who does odd jobs for our family is sitting me and my brother while our parents are out shopping
>wants to show me this brand new game called
"Dawn of War"
>I'm instantly fucking hooked, end up doing every thing my parents ask for the next two years just so they would get me a shitty dell prebuild for my 12th, and with it Dawn of War, and the two expacs
>gateway drug to 40k in general, wargaming, vidya, and related /tg/ stuff
Dawn of War holds a very special place in my heart, and will forever be one of the paragons of RTS games.

>> No.44367027

I still remember going to Walmart with my then-best friends and pooling all of our broke ass college money to buy one copy of the game which we promptly spent the next two days pirating on to all of our computers.

Woulda been around November 2005. I remember we got the Gold edition that came with Winter Assault. I learned how to edit registries trying to get that game pirated onto my friends computers.

We played it (and Dark Crusade) off and on for the next 3 or 4 years. Me and one of my friends got so good that our other friends made us pick random races when we played against them. Good times.

>> No.44367107

>loving submissive taller girl but not giant

dick is diamonds, saved twice

>> No.44367168

Halflings cook you dinner and buy you smokes, what else do I need to say? Should the unquiet spirit of your ancestor show up, you'll have everything you need to placate them and bring great honor to your tribe.

>> No.44367200

I request visual aid.

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Christmas elves

>> No.44367383


>> No.44367388

Even though there is a broad scientific agreement that essentialist and typological conceptualizations of race are untenable,

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my nigga

>> No.44367425


>> No.44367442

And those are made by idiots or people nitpicking at distinct definitions.

Two Japanese parents won't naturally conceive a black child. Race is a thing, get over it.

>> No.44367465

I lost the will to explain halfway through typing this post
Also, for the sake of actually contributing: I like my waifus and whatever the male equivalent is human with a side of horns.

>> No.44367558


>> No.44367602

>Race is a thing, get over it.

Not according to science. Get over it.

>> No.44367687

>science is always right, without fail

>> No.44367843

>having to google kitsune
jesus fuck

>> No.44367890


Fuck you man i just wanted to be sure.

>> No.44367926

>get over it
In what fantasy world do you live in that there is not different sub-species of animals? Because that is what humans are. Animals. An African Gray Parrot and a Red-fronted Parrot are both parrots, but they're different sub-species. The same way a Caucasoid and Negroid are different sub-species of humanity.

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Jesus Christ, tumblr go away.

>> No.44367991
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Lamia and naga

>> No.44368006

Post the one with whitey and the abo. It always makes me laugh.

>> No.44368038

Subspecies does not mean what you think it does, we Fucked and ate the last subspecies of Homo sapiens other than us out of existence a long time ago.

>> No.44368065

Shit I forgot harpies with puffy feather thighs, and imps. Specifically midna. MMMPH

>> No.44368142

I think they're being facetious.

>> No.44368179

>subspecies does not mean what you think it does
Nice strawman.

>> No.44368181


Huldra and Selkie are criminally underused as love interests, which is terrible when you consider most fantasy campaigns take place in settings that should have them.

Speaking of Selkie, Song of the Sea was a lovely children's movie that made me interested in seeing the next mythological creature the company does next.

>> No.44368369

Straw man also doesn't mean what you think it does.

>> No.44368468

>Straw man also does not mean what you think it does.
>Strawman: Misrepresenting someone's argument to make it easier to attack.
Next you're going to tell me homo-sapiens didn't digivolve to better suit their environment. But that would hurt peoples feeling so we'll just brush it under the rug. :^)

>> No.44368533
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Why do you think I'm arguing with you? Did my opinions trigger you and now you're going to tell me how problematic I am? Do you need to go to your tumblr and tell everyone you told off a shitlord on 4chan and everyone on the bus clapped?

>> No.44368567

>moving the goalposts
>appeal to emotion
>ad hominem
>loaded question
Nice buzzwords. You're still not proving my point wrong about Caucasoid and Negroid being different subspecies.

>> No.44368650

I want /pol/ to leave, you faggots are worse than furfags.

>> No.44368695

>resorting to telling /pol/ to leave
>no argument to stand on but feelings
Stop bumping the thread you faggot.

>> No.44368739

>/pol/ p-please leave
Fuck off you double nigger faggot mon'kike.

>> No.44368754
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You know I like? Waifus. What race is your favorite waifu?

>> No.44368771

Giantess. It's pretty vanilla considering.

>> No.44368774


Huldra make the best waifus for martials.

Kitsune make the best waifus for casters.

>> No.44368777

Not him, but my favorite is Kobolds because I'm a filthy degenerate.

Also you're a fag.

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A beholder is fine too.

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>> No.44368815

Caster a best caster.

>> No.44368842
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Stolen for use in my game.

>> No.44368853
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You know it.

>> No.44368870

Who is this semen demon?

>> No.44368898

I thought she was a phallus chalice?
Check the archives image hash.

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I don't even know what a Huldra is.

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>this is what /pol/tards actually believe.

>> No.44369003

Eberron halflings have whole guilds dedicated to healing, cooking, and generally keeping house. And she might have a hookup to get you a dinosaur for a mount.

>> No.44369005

>The same way a Caucasoid and Negroid are different sub-species of humanity.

>Among humans, race has no taxonomic significance
>all living humans belong to the same species, Homo sapiens, and subspecies, Homo sapiens sapiens.

Race is just wrong and nonexistent.
>Although still used in general contexts, race has often been replaced by other words which are less ambiguous and emotionally charged, such as populations, people(s), ethnic groups, or communities, depending on context.

>> No.44369033

Aren't they just Dryads?

>> No.44369053

>There isn't a genetic difference between varying races/ethnicities/people
Are you really this sheltered? Acknowledging that there are statistical differences across the entire population doesn't mean you have to heil Hitler, you know.

>> No.44369063

>this is what /pol/tards actually believe
>composition/division logical fallacy

I did not say anything about race. I said subspecies of humans. Nice try though.

>> No.44369072

Huldra is a female troll. They're described as beautiful, but with cow tails and a hollow in their backs like a hollow log. They fall in love with human heroes sometimes and use their magic to aid them, but if they displease the huldra (and they are very demanding) they will curse them instead.

>> No.44369089

But there isn't. You don't have genetic differences, just different ways of expressing the same genes.

>> No.44369113

Anon, did you fail biology?
Are you confusing genes with chromosomes or something?

>> No.44369133

>just different ways of expressing the same genes
Pls stop posting.

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