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>Hunting Monsters
>Not Taming them

Why the fuck not?

>> No.43766763
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43766763

>Hunting bears
>Not taming them

Why the fuck not?

>> No.43766779

>>43766731
Killing a giant monster ultimately takes less work than finding a way to reliably contain it and interact with it often enough to start training it.

Also, party balance.

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>>43766731
>tame the giganigga pickle full of a virus that makes it do nothing but consume

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>Hunting Monsters
>Not Befriending them

Why the fuck not?

>> No.43766823
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43766823

Because animals that can actually be domesticated or tamed have to meet and extremely specific criteria, none of which monsters meet, often simply by their definition.

>> No.43766836
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43766836

Some monsters are worth taming - ones you can ride, might be good in a fight, ect.

But you have to think about how many or which ones you can properly care for, or what the rest of the world would accept walking through their towns.

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>>43766763
deviant plz

>> No.43766969

>>43766731
nigga u gay

>> No.43767181

>>43766763
>Not specing into Bear Rider

Why?

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>>43766731
>Taming Deviljho

Good fucking luck, those things are basically made of rage. And rape.

>> No.43767243

>>43767221
Not to mention Apex monsters. Imagine a savage Apex Deviljho.

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>>43767243

>> No.43767301

>>43766731
Cause the game is called Monster Hunter, not Monster Tamer

>> No.43767305

>>43766731
>trying to tame a deviljho of any kind
>ever
Are you a fucking mental m8? That thing would require enough meat to feed a village for a year and a half every week. You don't just jump into monster taming and pick one of the meanest monsters on the block, you start off with something small, like a velocidrome or a jaggi. Even then you don't go toe to toe with the Jho. Seriously, it's like trying to get into a bare knuckle brawl with a brachydios. Remember when Josh tried that? Josh is fucking dead now. Don't become Josh.

>> No.43767368

Why not tame the BBEG? Why not tame every creature in sight and swarm the world with a shit tier army of squirrels

>> No.43767392

>>43766823
Hyped for AoM new expansion

>> No.43767400
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>>43766731

It goes in this order:

Fearing monsters -> finding monsters, running away -> hunting monsters -> hunting monsters for trade/sport -> taming monsters

You don't just find a dragon and tame that shit. It takes decades, maybe centuries, of co-existence, study, and familiarization before monsters are used enough to human presence and humans are knowledgeable enough of monster habits/instincts for taming to properly take place.

Of course, it also boils down to temperament and usefulness. Some monsters aren't worth taming, or are too shitty to tame. These problems can be helped by extensive (and I mean extensive) breeding, but... you'd need a reason to do that. Maybe a clan of magi of the natural philosophies would take an interest, but it's certainly the sort of project that really could only be undertaken by a strangely long-term-thinking state, or at least lord, with the cash and resources to sit around breeding less shitty and more ride-able versions of the local flesh melting wyverns.

So yeah, you can do it, but it takes more than two warriors and a spear. You need a large human presence, a shit load of time, and actual effort over the long term to tame most monsters.

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>>43766823

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>>43766731
Yeah, let's just tame the thing that has such a hyperactive metabolism that it's blood is literally boiling. The thing that eats it's own body weight in meat each day and is never, ever not hungry. The thing which supercharges it's already fucked up metabolism and bursts into dragonfire when it gets angry.

Let's tame that.

Yeah.

What could go wrong.

>> No.43767465

>>43766969
Nah nigga
U gay foh

>> No.43767475

>>43767400
Just stick magic up its butt hole

When has that ever not been the solution?

>> No.43767477

>>43766731
What the fuck is she holding? Some sort of pathetic fishing stick? She'll never kill a Joe like that, not to mention her armor. At least the Felyne is properly geared.

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>>43766819
Sign me the fuck up

>> No.43767487

>>43767475
When the setting doesnt have any magic.

>> No.43767505
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>>43767487
Then shove pseudoscience up the butt.
Way up there.

>> No.43767510

Makes me think of Dragon Warrior Monsters, in a way, but that's vidya. I'm surprised there isn't a tabletop system in a similar vein, insofar as the taming and breeding aspects.
Though I'm sure that trying to breed the ultimate monster through natural selection would get stale pretty quickly.

>> No.43767513

>>43767487
Then just stuff as much science into that dinosaurs asshole as possible

Literally nothing can go wrong
Science has never failed us

>> No.43767604

>>43766731
Not everything can be tamed and anything that could be called a "monster" certainly wouldn't.

>> No.43767821

>>43767487
>monsters
>setting doesn't have any magic
you can only pick one

>> No.43767836

>>43766819
It's porn, isn't it?

>> No.43767945

>>43767392
>>43767412
FUCKING WHAT!!?!?!?! When the fuck is this?

>> No.43768460

>>43767836
I wish

>> No.43768503
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>>43766731
>Why the fuck not?

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>>43766763
In Czarist Russia, bear tames YOU!

>> No.43768956

>>43766731
Monster Hunter Stories.

>> No.43768988

>>43766731
Because the monsters are robots, and the humans are cavemen.

>> No.43769046

>>43767260
did...
did he get consumed by those hate-eels from princess mononoke?

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>>43766731
>Not butchering them for meat
>Not making roasts, jerky, and filet with their tender cuts
>Not baking their hearts and eating them to gain their strength

You fail as a human

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Fuck you I ain't going near that thing.

>> No.43769076

Taming a succubus is a hard work.
And how the fuck do you tame a vampire or a wereanimal?

>> No.43769103

>>43769076
the same way you tame a socio or psycho path.
My showing them how super fucking convenient everyday life is, and how they will probably be shot with silver bullets if they fuck people up.

>> No.43769118

>>43769046
Pretty sure Jho is just the god of hate, and the eels are worshiping him

>> No.43769135

>>43769118
well, they're more a signifier that something has gone FULL DEMON.

Also, if you touch them you get some kind of horrible evil based superstrength.

>> No.43769146

>>43769076
>And how the fuck do you tame a vampire or a wereanimal?
The same way you tame the succubus and the erinyes.

>> No.43769206

>>43769146
After playing the Witcher 3 and fighting harpies and their Skellige equivalent I've always wondered if you could tame them and have a harpy harem

>> No.43770654

>>43767945
Soon...... On steam

>> No.43771335

>>43769206
In the books there was a story about a mermaid who got convinced to marry a local prince - so at least you could have mermaid harem. Back in the days.

>> No.43772154
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43772154

>>43766731
>Hunting Monsters
>Not Ranching them

Step it up, pleb.

>> No.43772212
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>>43766731
>killing monsters
>not talking to them mid-battle and winning their allegiance

Why the fuck not?

>> No.43772441
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>>43769146
In other words... you can't?

I mean, succibi and erinyes play doms so much of a time when someone comes around with a cute idea of trying to tame them they'll play along for the chance of being a sub for a while. Outer planars are essentialy immortal so human lifetime means nothing to them, they'll easily play with you a decade or two.

But their nature can't be changed, and eventually they'll tire of you and kill you when your guard is down. That's just a matter of when, not if.

And if it comes down to some guarantees they've given to you, if they've no choice they'll refuse and break those. Image related.

>> No.43773262

>>43772441
And that's why you have good binding magic and effective methods of control.

>> No.43773442

>>43766731
Domesticating and taming animals requires a pretty specific set of traits, only some of which can be bred into them over generations. Carnivore and predator monsters , territorial ones, ones that need specific diets or environments... those won't work.

>> No.43773543

>>43766731

Most animals can't be tamed, this goes doubly for most monsters.

That said if your character wants to try such a thing, I'll add it to my list of stuff to add to future games.

>> No.43773605

>>43772441
What is this pic from?

>> No.43773625

>>43773605
Kill 6 Billion Demons, a fairly cool webcomic with demons and angels and kung fu and weird philosophy.

>> No.43773910
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Anonplz

Domestication can take a great deal of study and many generations of training to achieve.
And it's fucking hard when the thing you're trying it on can kill you in one bad session.

>> No.43773997

>>43767305

>trying to get into a bare knuckle brawl with a brachydios

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.43774231

>>43766731
Okay.
Okay.
What if we took a big T-Rex.
We make it so when he gets hungry he gets angry.
We make it so when he gets angry he shoots massive laser beams and turns into a laser dinosaur.
And then we make him always hungry.

>> No.43774503

>>43774231

I always felt that Deviljho was a T-Rex combined with an Angry Pickle. Now, it's important than the Pickle is the angry part. I'm not sure why that is, but it feels right.

>> No.43774539

>>43774503
See i always thought it was an angry jalapeno.

>> No.43774658

>>43767400
I mostly agree with this, but I will point out that you can tame an animal but not domesticate it. The best example of this would be the elephant, which is also great because it is essentially a monster (Big, hard to kill, smart, long lived, dangerous) Humans are able to tame them, but they are not domesticated. Elephants are not bred, they are caught in the wild. Of course, there needs to be a need for them, and they need to be an animal that is able to be tamed, which is why Asian elephants have been tamed much more than African elephants.

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>>43774539

>> No.43774972

>>43769206
>That idiot who wanted to train harpies as a wunderwaffe
>They ate him

There are few monsters that deserve pitty in Witcherverse. Mainly trolls and godlings. Trolls are bros. Nilfgaard should convince some trolls to make a siege company.

>> No.43775467

>>43766731
Monsters needs to eat too much food to be worth it.

>> No.43777958

>>43774972
Which monster women would be the best to waifu?

>> No.43779164

>>43775467
Just hunt other monsters with your Giant monster

It's a Win-Win Situation

>> No.43779347

>>43779164
then how do we make hats outta them?

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>>43779347
Uhhhh

>> No.43779488

>>43774884

>The Angriest Pickle

Is it weird that I think Seregios looks like a hyperviolent Acorn? And thanks to watching youtube, the comparison of Zamtrios to Imperfect Cell is concrete in my mind whenever he goes into his fat form

>> No.43779623

>>43779488
He seems more like a pinecone than anything.

>> No.43781157

>>43769076
Okay okay but just consider the following

A tamed/redeemed Succubus or Incubus becomes a Cupid. Instead of selfishly using love and lust to their own ends, they freely set up two people in order to create a relationship that has nothing to do with them directly. Basically, the original versions of the little mermaid where she becomes a child of the sky after not killing the prince or his new wife. That sort of thing.

Does that sound thematically correct?

>> No.43781651

>>43769068

I love that Devil-Cthulhu has realized that shit has gotten to real even for him.

>> No.43781758

>>43769068
What the fuck am I looking at

>> No.43783821

>>43781758
Hellbats ate Godzilla, suddenly, Godzilla's soul takes over the hellbats, hellbats merge with skeleton left after he got ate, proceed to roar challenge to hell entity that guards the gate to the world of the living

Hellbatzilla proceeds to vomit nuclear fire at the guard from all the hellbat mouths.

>> No.43783853

>>43783821

Why is Godzilla so based?

>> No.43784185

>>43783821
This is some shit I need to see.

>> No.43784268

>>43784185
Just look up "Godzilla in Hell."

>> No.43784290

>>43783821
Eben in death he still fucks yo shit

>> No.43784394

>>43767505
Man, I love Wojcik's art. Shame he's such a insufferable cunt.

>> No.43784573

>>43779623
Got into the series with 4U. Immediately pegged Seregios as Satan Pinecone Viper Falcon.
Zinogre is Electric Breakdance Beaver.
Great Jaggi is Holy Fuck, My Buddy In Grade School Had This Action Figure From That One Line Of Jurassic Park Toys.
Brachydios is Exploding Pompasaur.
Annoyed that there's as many fanged beasts as there are Rath variants. Oh well.

>> No.43784680

>>43784573
Now I want the game to include these names as subtitles to the monsters.

>> No.43784783

>>43784268
Ok, so what the fuck.

I just read the five issues, and this shit is fucking insane.

Like, what the fuck?

>> No.43784852

>>43769046
Deviljho is the one that does the consuming son.

>> No.43785322

>>43783821
That's easily the most fucking metal thing i've ever read in my entire life.

>> No.43786207

>>43784573
>Zinogre is Electric Breakdance Beaver.

Perfect.

>> No.43786234

>>43766819
man those Ghoul threads were really neat, we should have another one of those soon

>> No.43786333

>>43784394
>Shame he's such a insufferable cunt
really don't understand why people think this, is it just cause he has a lot of SJW beliefs, cause that's a really silly reason to call someone that, people on this site make way too much of a boogeyman out of SJW's, when the vast majority of them are harmless, it's only a very small minority of them that are the obnoxious jackasses, like in every group

>> No.43787935

>>43769064
Why is battle chef not a class in more systems?

>> No.43788004

>>43772441
In D&D, If a devil ceases to be evil, it ceases to be a devil. If it becomes good, there's a good chance it will turn into an angel.

Demons, on the other hand, are malevolent chaos given form in the abyss, and won't change alignments or turn into anything but more demons.

I don't fucking know about yugoloths and other fiends, though.

My favorite outsider of celestial/fiendish nature would have to be the concordant killer, though, which are strictly true neutral.

>> No.43789038

>>43767221
So the perfect mount for a barbarian

>> No.43790448

>>43786333
He's literally a caricature of SJWs though. He's so irrational that he ranted freedom of speech shouldn't exist because someone said ''retarded'' on twitter.

>> No.43791258

>>43788004
You know that there's at least two "risen" fiends out there, right? Both of them Demons. Fall-From-Grace is a Lawful Neutral (with Good tendencies) succubus in Planescape Torment, and then there's some Lawful Good Succubus Paladin that WotC made one time during 3E.

D&D hasn't really ever been THAT strict about alignment. Too many cooks for that to work out.

Don't ask me why succubi, though.

>> No.43792336

>>43791258
>D&D hasn't really ever been THAT strict about alignment. Too many cooks for that to work out.
The monster manual has rules for how to mechanically handle redeemed fiends

>> No.43793781

>>43792336
Yes, but then some different author comes along half a decade later and forgets about those rules (or missed them) and writes about Lawful Tanar'ri who are still composed of Chaos and Evil and thus understandably conflicted and whatnot.

If you just have one guy doing everything you're fine, but when you're as big a company as TSR and WotC were back in the day? Too many cooks spoil the soup, or at least require a master chef to keep them in line.


Which monster manual are you talking about, by the by?

>> No.43793878
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How would you employ a Brachydios or a Deviljho for diplomatic missions? Neither of them can do anything but destroy, violate and devour everything they come near. Don't get me started on the frenzy!

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>>43766731
>Hunting monsters
>Not getting tamed by them
ftfy

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>>43784573

>> No.43794286

>>43793781
>and writes about Lawful Tanar'ri who are still composed of Chaos and Evil and thus understandably conflicted and whatnot.
That's what the rules say will happen
They keep the old subtypes but get the new alignment and register as both subtypes and actual alignments by detect or similar spells

Or at least that's what the 3E MM says will happen

>> No.43794354

>>43793781
To clarify using your example, by 3E/3.5 rules, it would keep the chaos and evil subtypes but gain the lawful alignment. Changing alignments never change subtype and has been that way from day one

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>>43766731

You realise we have a board for this shit?

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>>43793903
>in bed

>> No.43797705

>>43793903
>>43795055
Go on

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43797765

>>43794798
>no butterfree

>> No.43798036

>>43795055
Go to bed, Seth.

>> No.43798552

>>43797705
Sex

>> No.43798820

>>43798552
Elaborate

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>>43797705
>>43798820
>a few weeks ago, the dragon snatched the princess
>it was terrifying at first, the large beast carrying her roughly to his foreboding cave
>treating her as hardly more than another jewel for his collection
>but...
>he seems to like his hoard in good condition
>and that now includes the princess
>it's a far cry from her life of royalty, of course
>but the woman is definitely comfortable
>the dragon's not terrible company, either
>long-lived, intelligent beast makes for decent conversation when he decides so.
>still, after spending a bit of time with him, the princess sees he's a young adult at best
>doesn't hurt that she can hear him "relieving tensions" from her spot in his hoard
>of course, the princess has needs too
>despite publicly pretending she doesn't, she's still a woman
>and she can't stop watching the dragon's head when he speaks, fixated on his tantalizingly dexterous forked tongue
>the princess considers offering to mutually "help" him
>admittedly, she's rather curious about what it looks like
>and what his tongue FEELS like...
>she glances at the shadows from the cave's entrance for the time
>the dragon ought to be starting soon
>she carefully climbs down the golden pile
>the exit seems clear, but of course, she knew firsthand that she wouldn't make it two steps without getting snared or falling in a pit
>so, off to visit her captor!
>and... help.

>> No.43801259

>>43798875
0/10 scalyfags pls go

>> No.43801279

>>43767412
>>43770654
You better be telling the truth, nigga

>> No.43801300

>>43766731
Domestication takes one hell of a lot of effort, man.

>> No.43801554

>>43769064
Baking?

>> No.43801789

>>43801554
it's a method of cooking using indirect dry heat, usually involving an oven.

>> No.43802999

>>43772154
Is anyone else reminded of Megatron when the y look at the rock guy or is that just me?

>> No.43803034

>>43802999
No yeah I see it too

>> No.43803250

>>43798875
Would prefer a dragoness but continue

>> No.43803386

>>43773442
>What are dogs.
>What are Foxes.

>> No.43803411

>>43766731
>even attempting to tame a pickle
The reason it's always so hungry is because it's internal body temperature means it burns calories at such a fucking stupid rate it'll starve if it doesn't eat a full meal at lest every two hours.
Deviljho ain't a fucking joke.

>> No.43803461

>>43793878
You bring it along with a VERY heavy chain and pet the release mechanism while you're talking.
Instant peace.
Remember HG earplugs.

>> No.43803469

>>43773442
>Carnivore and predator monsters , territorial ones, ones that need specific diets
...like, a cat?

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>>43766784
To present a more reasonable tameable...
>Mostly herbivorous
>Uses with traversing icy terrain
>Ranged attacks
>Fluffy
>Not made of pure ragekillmurderfuck

>> No.43803544

>>43803488
>not thinkin about plesioths
>Big
>Generally friendly unless you mess with their territory (which could very well be a pond in your back yard)
>can spit water (making them great with kids)
>great dance moves

>> No.43803561

>>43779164
Nah, I rather just nuke them or something.

>> No.43803571

>>43803544
The phasing hip checks show a connection to otherworldly powers that man was not meant to ken the wot of.
Just like pink rathians and their mysteriously ranged flaming bite manifesting from sheer ugly cuntness bleeding into reality.

>> No.43803582

>>43803544
>can spit water (making them great with kids)
They spit highly pressurized water that'll take a childs head clean off. Probably not the best outcome

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>>43798875
That's a pretty faggy story.

>> No.43803635

>>43766731
>monster that literally ate a chunk of a mountain just because he was hungry
Nigger you're fucked up

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>>43803250
Yeah, I didn't think through it much; should've written from the dragon's perspective.

>>43798875
>the princess strides gracefully in to the dragon's personal area
>as expected, he's laid out on his back, his shaft poking out of his scales
>she stops for a moment just to take in the sight
>the monstrous member was half as long as she was tall, and thicker than her waist even halfway down
>its firm, pink flesh had a couple of relatively small ridges along the underside - it must be nice to be a dragoness
>it would quite literally be suicide to have that shoved into her through any orifice, though
>she calls out a greeting, and the dragon flails about for a second, surprised
>"what do you think you're doing away from my hoard? I did not give you-"
>"you seemed like you might want some help with... well, that."
>the princess gives him her practiced, crowd-pleasing smile
>after a small amount of internal debate, the dragon agrees
>"although, if you want something in return, like freedom, that's not happening."
>"nothing more than for you to return the favor!"
>the princess silently hopes that he'd realize it's a bad idea to rip her apart with his shaft
>the dragon nods, then shifts his legs to let the human climb up onto him
>the woman strips off what few clothes she's wearing - gowns and dresses just don't survive well amidst a dragon's hoard
>with her well-off breasts hanging plumply from her chest, and a wide pair of hips to match, she does her best to scale his scales
>after a bit of effort, she sprawls out across his warm belly
>it's much more comfortable than she'd like to admit
>and she soon has to stop herself unthinkingly grinding against him
>the princess stands up and walks over to the dragon's penis, jutting out a bit taller than her waist

>> No.43805021 [DELETED] 

>>43805007
...I know that dragon style. That's.. That's a Flight Rising Imperial with that smokey tertiary gene and some the Light Flight sash and gold bracelets.
Man I haven't played that game in forever.

>> No.43806041 [DELETED] 

>>43805007
Bumping for more green and dragons.

>> No.43806770 [DELETED] 

>>43805007
>50 scales of grey

>> No.43806880

>>43769046
Nah.

Jho explodes into fire and hate when it gets angry because it's baseline body temperature is already above boiling. When it feels angry or threatened, it's already hypertrophied muscles swell even more, and produce even more heat, and require even more blood flow, to the point where it's metabolism is so fucked that it literally bursts into dragonfire. It's a biological furnace that goes into overdrive when it gets angry. Angrier than it normally is. Jho is always angry.

Deviljho is fucking hardcore. You don't go toe to toe with the Jho.

>> No.43806908

>>43767821
Monster Hunter

>> No.43806968

>>43794798
I'm talking about monsters in general that was just the first image I grabbed off of Google

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>>43766731
Look dude, if you're going to propose taming monsters, let's not pick one of the single most hyperaggressive and dangerous things that walks on two legs.

Start small. A Royal Ludroth seems like a much easier prospect, and you could totally use that to pull boats or as aquatic cavalry.

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>>43805007
Who said to stop

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>>43805007

>she tentatively reaches out, rubbing a hand along its length
>to her surprise, it's somewhat slimy, although she quickly reasons it's from the scale-slit it emerged from
>she continues to curiously stroke him, now with both hands
>his cock radiates heat, and a mental image flashes through the princess's mind
>on a cold day, nude, but with her arms and legs wrapped lovingly around the dragon's cock
>...erm
>not that she'll still be captured come winter
>she's pretty sure she still wants a knight in shining armor to rescue her
>the dragon shifts underneath her, panting slightly, and she realizes she's hugging his shaft
>her entire front is covered in the slippery, warm lubricant from his body, letting her slide easily up and down
>much to the young male's apparent pleasure
>on a whim, she gives a few firm rubs to the ridges along his shaft
>and, judging from his reaction, it worked
>slowly, steadily, she can feel him tensing up under him, eager for release
>"finish me soon, human, or I shan't return the pleasure."
>...less than romantic, but he gets his point across
>the princess rubs more against his cock's ridges, now very eager to please
>soon, she hears his tail tap a few times against the stone floor
>it's kind of cute, actually
>but she can't exactly take cover from what that signals
>she wraps her arms firmly around his shaft as an orgasm floods through the dragon's body
>the woman feels the shaft twitch with each shot
>she doesn't look up, and a hot, sticky mass slaps against her back
>eventually, the dragon catches his breath as the flow of seed stops
>she pulls herself off of his cock and looks around
>thick globs of the dragon's cum lay about the area
>quite a bit of it on the dragon
>and on her, of course
>the dragon's paw begins to glow softly, tracing runes in the air
>and then it's all gone
>useful.
>"you did well. Come to my head; I wish to taste a certain part of you."
>smiling, she obliges, walking, nude, up his chest

>> No.43807512 [DELETED] 

>>43807415
>dragon hugjob
>flight rising images
Great. Now if I ever DO play again I'm going to be looking at my Guardians all weird.

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>>43807415
I expect shapeshifted dragon dickings in a hour

>> No.43807856 [DELETED] 

>>43807668
>shapeshifted dragon
Worst taste

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>>43807668
Sorry Anon, I'm shit at writing humanxhuman. Besides, why would he debase himself by taking the form of a lesser being?

>>43807415
>the dragon tips his head down to level with her
>naked and in front of the mighty predator, the princess realizes how much she must trust him
>"you're perfectly safe, don't worry."
>he parts his jaws, giving her a clear view to the back of his throat
>and more importantly, the long, forked tongue down the middle of his mouth
>...reeeeaaally testing that trust now
>still, the dragon did promise
>and he's kept good care of her so far
>the girl takes a tentative step over his teeth, her foot squishing wetly against the warm flesh
>she takes another step, holding tight to his snout for support
>suddenly, his head tips back
>the princess holds tight to the dragon as her feet kick wildly towards the dark, deadly gullet
>something hot and wet weaves its way between her legs
>the dragon's tongue laps gently at her thighs, but refuses to go further
>she chances a glance down, trying to focus on the sides of his mouth
>carefully, she lifts one leg, then the other, as she braces herself against the corners of his mouth
>the princess relaxes her grip, letting her weight rest on the dragon's mouth
>it briefly occurs to her that none of this was taught when she was learning how to act a proper princess

>> No.43808667 [DELETED] 

>>43807893
>Besides, why would he debase himself by taking the form of a lesser being?
Best tastes

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>>43807893
>that train of thought is interrupted by the wyrm's tongue
>flicking its tip lightly against her pussy
>the princess quickly becomes very aware of how warm and comfortable the dragon's breath is
>the dragon had barely touched her yet
>but through her servicing him
>the heavenly feeling of his maw around her lower half
>and her tension from earlier
>she can already feel the familiar, wonderful pressure building up inside her
>and then another pressure, as the dragon's tongue becomes bolder
>a moan escapes the princess's mouth as the thick, meaty tongue slowly inserts itself into her
>the dragon gently flicks it around inside, lapping at her juices
>and with the princess's legs spread apart to keep her from falling, there's not much she can do about it
>not that she wants to change a thing
>she closes her eyes, hugging the dragon's snout as her pleasure builds further still
>the dragon continues to fill and surround her with his warmth
>at the mercy of the monstrous tongue, the princess makes up her mind, what little of it she has let
>she wants to stay with this dragon
>this wonderful beast and his wonderful mouth
>and it seems he might only want one thing as "payment"
>her building orgasm finally bursts, surrounding her in a mind-numbing, all-encompassing pleasure
>the last thing she consciously notices is her knees buckling as she starts to fall...
>
>the princess wakes up slowly, surrounded by a warm, humid darkness
>she rests on a soft, squishy thing
>suddenly, she remembers falling towards the dragon's throat
>fearing the worse, she bolts upright, only to slip and fall over, quite ungracefully
>the world shifts around her, and light soon floods in
>whatever she was lying on scoops her up and drops her in the light on top of warm scales
>blinking and shaking her head, she realizes the dragon had kept her in his jaws
>her, indisputably HIS human
>clearing the soaked hair from her eyes, she looks up at him
>"see? perfectly safe."

>> No.43811046 [DELETED] 

>>43809995
Disgusting.

>> No.43811865

>>43809995
Dragon mouth/tongueplay is best

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>>43811046
IKR? She shouldn't've asked for anything in return. Just pleasure the dragon all day erry day.

>>43809995
Aw, I was 4 or 5 away. I wonder who got >>43809999 and >>43810000

EPILOGUE
>it was a strange sight
>a knight in shining armor, a princess, and a dragon
>sitting peacefully around a table
>there were scones, too - she insisted on them
>k "Remind me again why NEITHER of you wants me to rescue her?"
>p "For starters, I fully accept that I'm part of Reskal's hoard."
>k "Reskal?"
>d "That'd be my name."
>k "Look, even if - and this is a big 'if' - I assumed he didn't brainwash you-"
>d "Tonguebaths aren't very effective at brainwashing, so probably not."
>k "Quiet, beast. Even if that, I doubt His Majesty, your father, would stand for your continued absence."
>d "He's going to have to. She's a political liability for him... well, after what I've done with her."
>k "And what would that be, you devil?!"
>d "Gave her two excellent reasons to never choose a human mate."
>p "Boys, no fighting."
>k "DEFILER!!"
>d "Precisely. Should I return her, she'd either spend her life loveless-"
>k "Surely you don't believe you've scared her off a proper husband-!"
>d "...or opinion of her will plummet should our activities ever come to light. A princess succumbing to the advances of a dragon won't exactly be popular."
>p "A dragon succumbing to the advances of a princess, you mean."
>d "No, you succumbed, then broke the word in two and did both of those as well."
>the knight took a moment to think about that sentence
>the knight lunged for his sword
>the dragon rose into a crouch and snarled
>the princess threw a scone at each of them (the dragon ate his)
>it was going to be a long night...

http://pastebin.com/AwxhYqkg

Have a good day, /tg/!

>> No.43812819

>>43812609
Thanks

>> No.43814070

i want scalies and furries to leave
you are the true cancer of not only /tg/ but all of the other interwebs

>> No.43814429

>>43814070
^ This. A perfectly good thread that was actually able to blend /tg/ and /v/ related interests, ruined by a bunch of fucking furries being unable to keep it in their pants.

>> No.43814546

>>43814070
The furries and scalies should leave, but so should also the salties.

>> No.43814578

>>43814429
Seriously. I come to this board to get elf smut and possibly half-elf smut. But then furries ruin it with their terrible fetish.

>>43814546
Go, and take your terrible opinions with you.

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>>43814546
Hmm

>> No.43815193

>>43815136
>LGBTQA
>not LGBTQAPULWZXM

>> No.43815291

>>43815136
People filled with conviction are just a giant buzzkill; simply roll your eyes and ignore stuff if it's not being shoved down your throat. Ignoring furry stuff is easy on blue boards.

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>>43815291
But they're literally shoving it down our throats! Seriously though, the huge spoiler chunks are pretty much giant "read me please" signs. And they shouldn't be defiled by furry filth.

>> No.43815528

>>43815447
>Shoving shit down our throats
>Implying they're preventing you from hiding the post and moving on or even forcing you to read it

>> No.43815682

>>43815528
Still, furshit, especially this dragon/human autism, has no place on /tg/. I damn near cheered when they banned the cancer that was /wsg/.

>> No.43815702

>>43815682
>Never got a ban

>> No.43815715

>>43815682
>Dragons in fantasy settings don't have a place on /tg/
Is this some sort of super autism?

>> No.43815717

>>43766731
>taming
>deviljho

good luck cunt.

>> No.43815730

>>43815682
>I damn near cheered when they banned the cancer that was /wsg/.
You're glad we went back to posting them to random threads? Me too. I hate generals, never touch the /wst/

>> No.43815746

>>43815715
Nah, just good old fashioned sperging about board relevant badwrongfun

>> No.43815819

>>43815715
No, I mean the whole culture of "hurr durr i seeduce the feeeeemale dargon and now we dont fade to black yiff yiff yiff" bullshit that seems to be goddamn near everywhere.
Besides, sci-fi is a much better genre.

>>43815730
Fuck off and die in a whole.

>> No.43815861

>>43815819
If it irritates you so much, why don't you ignore it? You don't have to read it if you don't want to.

>> No.43815892

>>43815861
I thought this might actually turn out to be a decent HFY thread with the whole "humanity is master of all" theme OP has going on. But no, furshit, because some people are too fucking beta to even consider controlling anything.

>> No.43815933

>>43815819
>whole
A whole what?

>> No.43816047

>>43766731
I wish Barroths were tamable. They're already based on construction equipment.

>>43815819
>>43815892
Jesus fuck calm your autism

>> No.43816093

>>43816047
>calm your autism
I'm not the one (or however many degenerates there are here) who wants to jack off a fictional creature.

>> No.43816154

>>43816093
>complaining that people want to fuck a dragon
>on /tg/
Er... you do you, I guess.

>> No.43816181

>>43815861
Ignoring something isn't going to make the thread any less derailed, and Ignoring cancer doesn't make it go away either.

If you can't handle people complaining about something you post then post it somewhere that isn't 4chan.

>> No.43816219

>>43816181
Good point
So, what's better
Ladyknight taming a young dragon to be her "pet" or a prince claimed by a dragoness who makes him her favorite toy in her hoard?

>> No.43816280

>>43816181
You've been mad about this for a while. I'd have given up and done something else but you? You keep on complaining about a thing you didn't like on the internet and how it should go away and never come back and the people who like it are bad people.
It's actually sort of impressive.

>> No.43816307

>>43816280
A u t i s m
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>> No.43816310

>>43816280
Gotta draw the line in the sand somewhere, man. I draw it at the ubiquity of furfags.

>> No.43816362

>>43816310
You don't have to draw a line at all man. Just flow. Move away from the bad, move towards the good.
Everything will change in time, the good will flow to where the bad was and the bad will flow to where the good was. You'll get to see it all in time. Just don't go into the bad and complain it isn't good. Just flow.

>> No.43816433

>>43816310
I don't mind that point of view but I personally don't like you

Here's the thing, unless someone starts posting more of the stuff you like, nothing will change, at best you'll just show up, shit up the thread with complaining and then either it'll die and the people who you're complaining about will just move to a new thread or they'll just ignore you and keep going

Complaining will fix nothing, I dislike you even more than the smutfags because you're actively making things worse, worse in a different way yes, but still worse

Don't bitch, (or if you do try to get things back on topic than just screaming about how shitty the thread is), instead post relevant ideas, try to rerail the derails, and stop helping folks shit up threads

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>>43816219
The dragoness/prince one, unless the "pet" dragon is secretly conspiring to reverse the power structure and is currently playing along for fun. Especially if they realize they both like pretending to have the human in charge, so they make her seem like the dominant one in public even though the dragon is calling the shots.
I like dragons.

>> No.43816552

>>43816487
>The dragoness/prince one
Best tastes
Though that one fapfic from a while ago about a dragoness polymorphing a would be dragonslayer into a dragon for her to dom the fuck out of and just plain fuck sold me on the idea of a ladyknight and her dragon pet, not cause of that fic but because of it's sequel where the guy still stuck as a dragon goes to another paladin for help and she takes offence to the obvious arousal caused by his new dragonic libido and decides to "train" him, and maybe work on turning him back to human, eventually

>> No.43816581

>>43815730
That part never stopped though, it just ended up with more smut in one thread while others still posted random smut in other threads.

>> No.43816688

>>43816581
But I never got any real feedback other than go to /wst/ when /wst/ was up

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>>43816219
>a prince claimed by a dragoness who makes him her favorite toy in her hoard
S P E L U N K I N G B O Y Z

>> No.43816729

>>43767400
I think you're mistaking taming and domesticating... Taming essentially means taking a wild animal and raising it up to be cool with and obedient to humans. At the end of the day it's still wild though.

>> No.43816844

>>43816688
Eh, just saying, not the other guy but this does keep happening and had been even while the wst was going. Can we talk taming giant monsters in a nonsexual manner at least?

>> No.43816861

>>43816844
Sure, what about it?

>> No.43816912

>>43816861
What rules have people used for it? I know one guy who was working on a Jade Cocoon mod for PTU, helped him a bit with it since I ended up in a lot of PTU (generally running). What monsters would you like to tame, any settings, and what games have you tamed them in?

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>>43803488
>wanting to tame a high sliding speed rabbit whose idea of play time would lead to you either being incased in snow or missing half your body after impact.

Anything more than a Gargwa or Jaggi is suicide.

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Tame

Y/N?

>> No.43817078

>>43817055
Maybe. What's its food intake and diet? I'd rather not tame something that costs too much to keep alive.

>> No.43817110

>>43817078
I've always wondered how Chimera's "work"

Mostly assumed they were omnivores and shared a stomach

>> No.43817126

>>43817055
My initial instinct is yes. However, I wonder how much they eat? Think it's comparable to a lion, or an even greater amount? Also, think that it's omnivorous due to the goat head?

>> No.43817222

>>43817126
>>43817110
>>43817078
>>43817055
How big do they usually get I'd say they'd eat as much as a Dire lion

>> No.43817366

>>43817078
>>43817110
>>43817126
Given the fact that 2/3 of the creatures that make up the chimera are predators, i'd say that they'd be omnivorous with carnivorous leanings. Their main food source would likely be meat, with plants and berries and the like usually being devoured as a secondary choice in order to keep their digestive system balanced, provide whatever nutrients would be missing from meat, or cure internal ailments. They'd basically be like your standard brown or black bear in terms of diet, but with a distinct preference for actively hunting for meat rather than taking it whenever the opportunity presents itself.

>> No.43817407

>>43816937
What about an Arzuros or a Volvidon? A Duramboros doesn't seem like a particularly bad option either.

>> No.43817466

>>43817110
I kind of assume the lion and goat share a stomach, with the snake not being a true head - it can strike and envenom, but not consume or think for itself.

>> No.43817492

>>43816093
>degenerate
go back to /pol/, you fucking shit

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>>43815136
But what the dude in the picture said is true.

>> No.43817573

>>43817407
I don't know for Arzuros. I mean, it's bearlike, but at the same time the food that it likes is plentiful, and makes it easier to approach in general. Volvidon seems a far more aggressive beast though, due to the volatile nature of their terrain meaning they need to likely be more active. Duramboros, I would say is highly territorial, so the trick may be getting them to see the village as part of the territory that should be kept safe.

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>>43817055
Tame

Y/N?

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>>43818164
Hells to the yes. I need me some adorable catbirb.

Don't have related gryphon image; have a catfolk instead.

>> No.43818291

>>43816280
>You've been mad about this for a while. I'd have given up and done something else but you? You keep on complaining about a thing you didn't like on the internet and how it should go away and never come back and the people who like it are bad people.
>It's actually sort of impressive.

That was my first post in this thread.

You are also complaining on the internet about someone complaining on the internet as if you were different somehow.

Learn to deal with the shit you like being criticized when it is inserted somewhere it does not belong or fuck off.

>> No.43818462

>>43816937
>Anything more than a Gargwa or Jaggi is suicide.

Canonically its possible to tame a Rajang (and one would assume Kirin since you can order Kirin milk with meals), so theoretically you could tame anything not hyper-violent (Jho), highly-intelligent (as the Elder Dragons are rumored to be), or evil-incarnate (as things like Fatalis are rumored to be).

>> No.43818508

>>43818462
To be fair with the Kirin, you also get missions to steal rathian eggs for food. That implies that they do occasionally harvest things from the wild too, though I guess milk would be too hard to get that way.

What system would people run a Monster Hunter game in?

>> No.43818529

>>43818462
Found the full list of canonically tameable monsters:
Gendrome, Gypceros, Iodrome, Yian Gargua, Yian Kut-Ku, Shogun Ceanataur, Diablos, Gravios, Khezu, Rathalos, and Rathian
Plus Rajang as mentioned, though they has prerequisites before you gain the ability to tame them.

>>43818508
I've seen someone stat up some of the monsters for use in 5e, though there are probably better choices.

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>>43818164
Yes

TO VICTORY MY BROTHERS

>> No.43818768

>>43818529
>Yian Gargua
>Yian
>Garuga
Not as bad as Deviljho, and technically not as bad as enraging a Rajang, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TEACH ME

>> No.43818781

Since this is about taming creatures, how many people here end up the guy who always has a pet of some sort in the game? Most of my characters end up with either one at the start or due to levels, or just because I'm bored and feel like picking up a travel companion. Anyone else here tend to grab a pet?

>> No.43818788

>>43818781
I don't always get pets, but I do always try to end up with some kind of minion character.
Marionettes, constructs, homunculi, summons, anything that my character can send to fight for them.

>> No.43818830

>>43818781
Ranger is my favorite class

>> No.43818856

>>43818768
No fucking clue. Taming is exclusive to MHFrontier, which is exclusive to Japan/China/Korea (Its an MMO and apparently requires a valid SSN to create an account so import isn't an option).
Though apparently despite the Demon Bird's intelligence and aggression it doesn't have any more requirements than taming a Gendrome or YKK does.
Also oddly despite Gen- and Io- being tamable Velocidrome isn't.

>> No.43818904

>>43815136
All extremists are assholes that boss people around.

>> No.43818928

>>43818856
You can actually play the taiwanese version from NA.
That said, it's still in taiwanese, obviously.

>> No.43818990

>>43818291
>>43816280
ladies, please.
You BOTH need to learn to stop being all pissy when people dislike your preferences or opinions.
Also, you should both give me a round of applause for managing to find a way to consider myself better than both parties.

>> No.43819289

>>43818990
I think you should stop dredging up arguments when the thread has tried to move on from them

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>>43818529
>What system would people run a Monster Hunter game in?

I have asked in probably a dozen threads over many years if anyone had shit written for how to fight oversized monsters in a way that lets you target body parts like Monster Hunter/Shadow of the Colossus/Claymore/etc.

Still have never had someone reply with what I was looking for though, and making my own has been on my backburner for a very long time. I would probably end up winging it if I ever introduced large monsters in a campaign. All my current shit is focused on hunting smaller supernatural shit instead.

>>43818830
I have always wondered why the fuck the ranger's pet scales slower than the druid who can just fucking summon them.

Makes way more sense for the hunting focused class to have an animal companion than the dude that can literally summon them any time he has a single spell prepared.

In my games I just houserule it but still. I know 4e had a beastmaster variant for ranger, but did 5e do anything? I don't feel like pathfinder did.

>> No.43820334

>>43819793
kingdom death seems the closest to what I've seen in terms of monster AI.

The monsters there aren't HUGE though, so some additional rules will need to be placed for positioning and hit locations.

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>>43798875
>>43805007
>>43807415
>>43807893
>>43809995
>>43812609
...well then. That happened.

>> No.43822302
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I'd love to ride tamed fantasy birds.

But no chocobos, please.

>> No.43822520
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>>43793903
This

>> No.43823538
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>>43798875
>>43805007
>>43807415
>>43807893
>>43809995
>>43812609
Well

This was the last thing I was expecting when I made this thread

>> No.43824167
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>>43818529
>Khezu

Fuck THAT.

But Yian Kut-Ku are cute, and Rathalos cavalry would be cool as fuck.

>> No.43825288

>>43822018
>>43823538
never underestimate the autism of furries, anon

>> No.43826609

>>43767301
Missed a Monster Rancher joke there, son. I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.

>> No.43827707

>>43806880
So Deviljho is MH's Godzilla(90's)?
Neat.

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>>43817055
N
>>43817078
Arisen. They eat arisen. And pawns, and love interests.
>>43817222
Around Elephant size.
>>43818164
N
Those things are bigger dicks than Chimera.

>> No.43828147

>>43803386
Dogs are not purely carnivorous. Most are fed grain based dog food. Same for domesticated foxes.

>> No.43828179

>kill monster
>raise dead

Best of both worlds

>> No.43830561

>>43793903
>>Not getting tamed by them
Go on

>> No.43834044

>>43828179
But how will you breed them then?
Did you think about what if you want more?

>> No.43836249

>>43834044
Use the undead monster to help you hunt and kill more monster, resurrect them. Duh.

>> No.43836553

>>43767412
Hahah what? Literally for a 13 year old game. I mean, I'm hyped, esp cause I love Chinese mythology, but why not just make a new game instead?

>> No.43836560

>>43836553
There was an expansion for AoEII earlier this year

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>>43766763
>Why the fuck not?

>> No.43837503

>>43836744
He said tame them, not fail at being a druid

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>>43824167
>hating on Khezu

>> No.43839395

>>43815136
I still don't understand what this pic is implying. Is it that people who complain about SJWs are actually SJWs false flagging?

>> No.43841330

>>43783821
Why doesn't stuff like this happen in my campaign?

>> No.43841599

>>43766731
You do realize that Rathians at the very least are kept as pets in the MH-verse, right?

There's flavor text for every capture mission, after all.

>> No.43841733

>>43812609
Now do one where q girl tries to take the Explosive Dhalamadur Dick and dies miserably

>> No.43841769

>>43816219
>femdom faggotry either way
I smell a beta kuck

>> No.43843379

>>43841330
Try a kaiju based game? I know I have seen rules for it somewhere...

>> No.43844794

Isn't there a MH game where you can raise a monster?

>> No.43846612

>>43844794
In frontier you can tame a couple as pets as listed here >>43818529
Also there is the (I think as of yet unreleased) spin-off game MH Stories where you use a magic(?) "Kinship Stone" to form bonds with monsters you hatch from eggs.

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>taming the tarrasque

I mean, Martha did it. It can't be that hard.

>> No.43846748

>>43846636
It's pretty easy. The hard part is finding a way to scratch his belly.

>> No.43847679

>>43839283
Khezu is shiiit
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Even gigginox is better

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>>43847679
Gigginox is just a lazy copy and you know it!

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>>43850018
Still more interesting than shitty lightning mc-screamsalot

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>>43850178
How the fuck is it more interesting? Its the SAME FUCKING THING. All they did was give it poison instead of lightning to hide how lazy they were being, then doubled back and gave it the subspecies to make it obvious they were just slapping a now paint job on an old monster.

>> No.43850307

>>43850267
Because I find poison less obnoxious than lightning, and the gigginox oviposition doujins are fantastic

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>>43850307
>gigginox oviposition doujins are fantastic
The fuck is the point? If you want to see oviposition just watch its attack animations you sick fuck.
However, that one doujin where it rapes and impregnates that one bitch was hot as fuck.

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>>43846748
You could scratch something else...

>> No.43852251

>>43850735
MOOOODDDDSSSSS

>> No.43852275

>>43766731
The monsters are dead. Only rogue machines remain.

>> No.43852276

>>43836560
November 5th, in fact.

>> No.43853216

>>43852251
>MOOOODDDDSSSSS
What? It's SFW

>> No.43853291

>>43850735
>Wings on a Tarrasque.

>> No.43853418

>>43853291
Best way to fuck over most anti Tarrasque plans
second best way is to give it sorcerer levels

>> No.43853995

>>43769206
Please tell me you are talking about Sirens and not Harpies.

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>>43836560
>AoEII
oh, that reminds me...

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>>43769206
>Witcher 3 harpy harem
>Witcher harpy

>> No.43856150

>>43853291
>Not mixing things up with high level monsters to throw your party a curveball

>> No.43856284

>>43854001
I said AoEII, not 1

>> No.43858089

>>43766844
Wat?

>> No.43858849

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>43766731
Has tg ever done any Monster Tamer quests.

Looks like it'd be fun

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>>43858849
They'd have to be very monstrous to avoid a particular tendency of /tg/.
Then again, monstergirl tamer quest sounds fun too.

Never played MH. How tamable are these things? They seem cute, even at full size.

>> No.43858983

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>43858942
Well bestiality can be avoided by just making the monsters Good Christian Girls and Boys.

You dont get monster nookey unless you spend years on complicated mating rites

>> No.43859106

>>43858983
Mating rite quest. I'd play it.

>> No.43859506

>>43858983
Well if you are doing monster taming, it would make more sense to be monstrous critters. Although there is Totemist quest, which involves binding the souls of beasts to focuses which can then channel their properties in conjunction with other items, and being the one who deals with both the spirit realm and material world. That said, the other way around the waifu problem is to give them opportunity not tied to the job

>> No.43859680

>>43798552
l-lewd

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