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42930305 No.42930305 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

So, long story short one of my group members decided to seduce a red dragoness instead of killing her.
Given that the rest of the group seems to be okay with it albeit a bit worrying how the group's joking about becoming a dragon's harem, I've decided to roll with it.
I've let him more or less succeeded in getting her interested, but I'm not gonna have her open her scaly legs for just any mid level adventurer with a pretty face and a silver tongue, he's gonna have to earn it.
I figure she'd make a good quest giver and need some ideas for things he could do to prove his affection (not to mention power, intelligence, and worth) that's more than just "bring me LOTS of gold"

Ideas?
Failing that dragon thread

>> No.42930451
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>>42930305
I disregarded everything you posted in the OP because I am just going to dump images of dragons in this thread
Because I can

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>> No.42930479

>>42930451
Well, that was plan B for me too if no one had ideas about quests to prove an adventurer's worth as a mate for a dragoness

Go ahead, you have my blessing

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>> No.42930484

>>42930305
Get the Dragon to want Servants!
Have them kidnap or recruit kobolds or save a friendly band that she finds amusing from slavers or dwarves.

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>>42930479
Nobody cares about your magical realm, just post images of dragons

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>> No.42930597

Steal priceless artefacts because shiny.
Kill giant monsters and make stuff from their bits because shiny.
Convince dorfs to improve her lair because shiny.
Capture highly intelligent monsters because debate club.

>> No.42930721

>>42930597
Or this.
I like these plans too.

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>> No.42930740

>>42930305
Convince the nearby village to pay her a tithe without her having to go by and raze their country side because that's work.
Find ways to fortify her lair from other would-be adventurers. Kill that Gold dragon a mountain range over before he tries to edge in on her territory. Kill or otherwise get that bad of giants away from her preferred hunting grounds.

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>>42930451

>posting that image
>not posting its companion piece

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Whooo dragon thread!

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>> No.42930903

>>42930305
Why in god's name would she?

>> No.42930925

>>42930903
Magical realm pandering.

>> No.42930930

Not sure if it would work in your game, but one of ours went kind of similar where some of the group rather than trying to kill a dragon convinced her to take a more active role in the environment around her, and that she could live better if she cooperated with people rather than burned and raided them.

In that way the game kind of shifted pace a little for awhile, where instead of just aimless adventuring, the plan was to try to create a proper country instead of just some burned badlands that a dragon lived in. One of the developments was establishing a proper system of governance, so by taking one of the party as her husband to establish some legitimacy as well as to show a willing acceptance/cooperation with common races, they formed a monarchy.

Overall it was pretty fun, balancing between quests of trying to bring stability to the country and substantiate its claim, trying to combat external threats to the forming nation, and trying to help and improve the internal and civil situation (obviously at first the people weren't to keen about being governed by the dragon that had been killing and stealing from them, and further still they weren't beholden to the idea of paying taxes and living as her citizens). There was definitely an even balance of plot between the newly-forming capital city, and trekking the queendom domain.

>> No.42930938

>>42930903
Mix of flattery/stroking her ego, being able to amuse her, him being high enough leveled to be worth paying attention to but not enough to guarantee she couldn't take him, and dragons being more or less willing to fuck everything

>> No.42930940

>>42930305
Kick him out for being That Guy

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>> No.42930985

>>42930940
Seems like the rest of the group is fine with it, so he can't be that guy

>> No.42930988

>>42930305

Have the Dragon ask them grt her stuff. Fancy art, jewelry, rare magic items.

Then when she's bored of them, fwoosh flame breaths them to shit. Because Dragons are not to be fucked with.

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>> No.42931044

>>42930938
>Mix of flattery/stroking her ego,
>being able to amuse her,
>him being high enough leveled to be worth paying attention to
>but not enough to guarantee she couldn't take him,
Everything you describe here might be reason for a person to get a cat, not a spouse.

>and dragons being more or less willing to fuck everything
Okay, point.
Still, you're describing a worshipful minion/slave rather than anything approaching reciprocated romance.

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>>42931044
You say that like it's a bad thing.

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>> No.42931093

>>42931044
>Still, you're describing a worshipful minion/slave rather than anything approaching reciprocated romance.
I get the feeling that may be romance for a dragon

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>>42930305

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>> No.42931177

>>42931125
Is there more of this?

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>> No.42931206

>>42931093
Hardly.
Proper romance tends to involve a female dragon and a male dragon sliiightly younger than her. Not nearly a full size category; just enough to make them the same size (as females are often slightly smaller than males of equivalent age).
Equitable, with the balance of power resting on a knife-edge. Both coveting and envying the other, neither truly surpassing. Possessive, but aware that they can't QUITE enforce their ownership of the other; obsessed with the one thing they want that they can't properly have.

True love is that, but with enough time for it to become normal, and enough introspection for them to realize that's how they like it.

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Is the dragon dump starting to annoy people or should I keep going?

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>> No.42931423

>>42930305

Go watch some movies about ape and monkey culture. All they do is eat and fuck and play status games.

Humans are essentially the same.

So when you get dragons who are anthropomorphized as having monkey brains and monkey societies worrying about monkey things, it really grinds my gears. There's no evidence that dragons have recreational sex or long-term relationships. Sure, if they're shapeshifted alot I can see them going native, but their natural state isn't like that.

I'm fine w/ your plot anon. Just have it be a clever ruse from your dragon as a way of getting the things dragons DO care about: loot and power.

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>> No.42931478

>>42931333
I'm fine with it

>>42931423
>I'm fine w/ your plot anon. Just have it be a clever ruse from your dragon as a way of getting the things dragons DO care about: loot and power.
That's kinda what I'm looking for, I want more ideas than just, "bring me shinny stuff" though
Have gotten a few good ones so far

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>> No.42931520

>>42931478
A local lord has been saber rattling about finally killing her, prevent him from successfully gathering the funding and support to do so.

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>>42931478
Maybe some kind of internal power struggle between rival broods/clans ala Dragons of Takir or Council of Wyrms?

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>>42931333
How the fuck can /tg/ have too many dragons?

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>>42931542
How the fuck can anything have too many dragons?

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>>42930305

The dragon has the bard bring her a laundry list of obscure magical items and tomes, which she says will allow her to undo a curse on her body which has sealed her fertility. It's actually a trick, the items and knowledge will allow her to transform herself into a draco-lich.

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>> No.42931728

>>42931643
Seriously, how much damage would that halberd do if we believe that is a adult red dragon and it's an appropriate sized +1 halberd.

>> No.42931755

>>42931728
I always have wondered why dragons didn't use fuckhueg weapons. I mean claws are nice and all but you could be wielding a magical hammer the size of a building.

>> No.42931758

>>42931663
I love depictions of dragons like this. Truly massive beings with a grace and beauty about them that shows the ancient intelligence behind those golden eyes.

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>>42931728
Depends on the system but I'm assuming somewhere in the range of 3d1000+2000 to 10d400+Justacceptthetpknow

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>>42931812
And how the hell are all these guys just climbing up these huge rock formations like nothing? Seriously that's the third guy in a black hood who's been yelling at dragons on a rock formation. Is this some kind of a fetish or something?

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>> No.42931889

>>42931728
An Adult red dragon is Huge sized and has 22d12+110 (253) HP. It's strength is 33 so that's a big strength mod along with its Base attack/ Grapple of +22/+41 and +31 to attack. A Huge sized Halberd would do 3d6 base damage. I don't know how to calculate damage since I've never played and I've grabbed this off of the wiki.

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Getting chilly.

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>> No.42931926

>>42930479
See
>>42930484
Dragons want power.

Also she should have a one-night stand with him, Dragons like sex. You can't seduce a dragon though, they're too smart.

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>> No.42932115

>>42930305

I think its great, OP. Having certain dragons, or any intelligent creature in general, being permanently 'evil' is pretty shit. If she's a self interested dragon, maybe this cute little relationship thing might make her open up a little. Still a greedy dragon, but maybe she'd be willing to loan a magic item from her hoard.

Also; I think the dragoness would have a lot of tests for the adventure. Like giving him a goal when he could just leave with a prize, but if he comes back that means she knows hes more serious and trustworthy then she may have originally thought.

>> No.42932333

You need a complication for the Dragon and for the heroes to play a key part in the resolution. Subvert the power dynamic between dragon and suitor.

Tired of the dragon's reign of terror - or else hungry for loot and glory - a headstrong human prince with a troop of elite mercenary dragon slayers and an army of normies arrives.

As the dragoness watches her loyal dungeon defenders felled by the gallant Prince and his heroes, she also learns that a vicious golden dragon, notorious for his cruelty, has engineered the situation through his mortal agents.

He sends a messenger who tells her that she can submit and become his mate, or die at the hands of the humans.

The party must convince the prince of the plot - for the golden dragon is far worse and his reign will be dreadful - or otherwise contrive a means to save her. In so doing, our suitor proves to be a real manly man and through his chivalry and courage, and her newfound vulnerability, earns her love and respect and changes her perspective on mortals thoroughly.

The Prince, convinced by proof, a silver tongue or a quest or some combination thereof, joins the heroes and the dragoness and together they slay the foul interloper dragon and acquire sickening experience gains and fat loot.

You could.even do what another poster suggested and have the dragoness form an alliance with the human prince to strengthen their lands.

Of course that's the good end. If it goes horribly wrong you have a new villain - the golden dragon. He is either raping the guts out of the increasingly feminine and tolerable dragoness or she's dead and he has moved in and is burninating the peasants.

Just a few ideas.

>> No.42932382

>>42932333

I actually don't know much about dragons in d&d. Might want to make the interloper another red dragon because dragons might not into race treachery.

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>>42932115

or a yandere dragon who's always had human sex fantasies?

>notice me, sir senpai!

>> No.42932611

>>42932382
>Might want to make the interloper another red dragon because dragons might not into race treachery.
It probably would given Reds are usually chaotic evil and golds are usually lawful good

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>>42930820

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>> No.42933043

>>42932922
That bolt probably would have skimmed the top of his helmet at that angle. What a scrub.

>> No.42933064

>>42932922
There's enough of this I assume it's a series or comic or something?

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>>42932922
>dragon licking a terrified soldier

>> No.42934715

>>42931125
Sauce?

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>>42931607
>feathers
What a gay looking dragon, and I don't mean the happy kind of gay

>> No.42934948

>>42934932
I'd probably bottom for a dragon.

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>>42931616
What, too afraid to post the real version?

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>>42931936
Nice thumbnail, loser

>> No.42935003

>>42932922
That dragon is making itself into a very large, wide, and highly vulnerable target scaling the tower like that. It would be easy for somebody at the crown to dump burning oil on it or for some ground troops to aim their ballistae at its backside.

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>>42935003
A lot of dragons wouldn't really care about boiling oil
And I think they're supposed to be assaulting the fort, so any ground troops with line of sight should be on his side, as they're outside the wall


Found the source by the way
http://kikurages.tumblr.com/post/107687360749/some-sketches-airborne-commandospecial-forces

>> No.42935519

>>42935273
>Check archives for more of these dragon images
>Furry porn
Welp

>> No.42935562

>>42935519
Look at the thread you're in and quit acting so surprised

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>>42935562
This thread doesn't have anthropomorphic cats and canines flashing their no-no parts and shoving traffic cones into their rectums, I think I have every reason to be surprised by that tumblr's archives.

>> No.42935598

>>42935587
No, but it's about fucking dragons and thus is headed in that direction

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>>42935598
Nobody said anything about laying dragons, anon. Don't start it either

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I ran out of dragons to post so I went out to get some fresh images.

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>> No.42936283

>>42935677
That is the end goal I believe
I am surprised your's is the first vore related pic though

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>> No.42936360
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Wyverns are fine too, right?

>> No.42936364
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>> No.42936369
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>> No.42936379
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>> No.42936389
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>> No.42936402
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And the last one for now

>> No.42936520
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Did someone say dragon thread?

>> No.42936528
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42936528

The best thing about this thread are the titles of these pictures

>> No.42936589

>>42936520
>No wings
>Obviously made by a furfag artist
Get this guy outta here

>> No.42936600
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I have returned with some more

>> No.42936610
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>> No.42936618
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>> No.42936627
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>>42936600
>>42936610
>>42936618

You are indefatigable m8

>> No.42936628
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42936628

This is a really good series, more people should read it too.

>> No.42936639
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>>42936627
I don't know what that means but it sounded like an insult
Fuck you pal

>> No.42936646
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>> No.42936653
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>> No.42936655
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>>42936639
It means, like you're tireless in uploading dragon pics I'm sorry friend

>> No.42936661
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>>42936655
Oh, well just say that next time.

And that is truly all I have for now
Please enjoy this last image of a female beating the shit out of her grandson.

Now where's that guy who said he was scripting some shitty tv show about dragons?

>> No.42936677

>>42936628
link? all i could get was korean versions.

>> No.42936691
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42936691

>>42936677
Just search one of the things I posted by google. They're translated from Korean because the thing is Korean.

>> No.42936868

>>42935701
That looks like a dragon version of one of those frogs that puff up and make a high-pitched noise to scare off predators. I'm assuming it sounds like one as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBkWhkAZ9ds

>> No.42937330

>>42936589
>Obviously made by a furfag artist
Literally half the thread

>> No.42937887
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>>42931643

This dragon has a gun. You are totally fucked

>> No.42938513

>>42930305
Our Elf Wizard seduced a Blue Dragoness.
She supplies us with potions, scrolls, and maps.
She is super jealous of any woman he comes across, except our human ranger, which she convinces to keep watch on him at all times.

As for the quest-giver, her nemesis is a lich of sorts, and she is helping us track him down and preventing his undead army from taking over the land.

It goes like this: She senses an object of great power to the lich, and sends us in the general direction to reclaim it.
Our recent object was a beautiful gemstone, that was affixed to a crown and an heirloom of a line of kings for hundreds of years.

Suffice to say, it was difficult to convince the king to part with it, especially since he was Not-Calligula.

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>> No.42940607 [SPOILER] 
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>>42935519
>>Furry porn
Ah, thanks! Probably wouldn't have checked her archive if you dind't say so.

>> No.42941803

>>42938513
Sounds like a fun campaign.

>> No.42942303
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42942303

How difficult would it be for a band of adventurers to take care of a dragon?

>> No.42942542

>>42942303
Depends on the size of the dragon and what you mean by "take care"

>> No.42942683

>>42942542
Large Adult (probably metallic) that is also senile and believes the party is her visiting grand-successor and their friends. By take care of I mean take care of the elderly and wacko dragon grandma

>> No.42942729

>>42942683
Do they have to pre-chew all her food?

That's a lot of food.

>> No.42942764

>>42942683
>Cheek Pinch: 2d6+10 embarrassment

>> No.42943013

>>42935728
>starring Rutger Hauer

>> No.42943748

>>42942764
elder grandma dragon is going to tell a story
roll to not sleep

>> No.42943940

>>42931125
>turning into a real dragonlayer

yes

>> No.42943975

>>42931125
This is pretty fucking hot.

>> No.42944043

>>42935728
>welp we're all double fucked now.jpg

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>>42937887
If I just wanted 'a' gun, I wouldn't need a dragon to carry it.

>> No.42947036

bump

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>> No.42947409

>>42942683
>copper
Pretty chill and kindly, wont want to be to bothersome and remain quiet.
>bronze
probably gossipy, will try and make little jokes here and there.
>silver
over protective and probably will be rather judgmental to the parties actions.
>gold
imagine a kindly old lady, probably want to tell them stories and will constantly worry if their eatting enough.

>> No.42947643

>>42947409
>>bronze
You mean Brass.

>copper
>pretty chill
u wot m8
these are the ones who are pranksters, but don't always remember that dragon pranks can kill squish humanoids who aren't armored like tanks, can't fly, don't have spiderclimb, and aren't immune to fire.

>> No.42948150

>>42930305

So you let them Charismamancer the dragon? Come on OP. You could've just did something like "That is very flattering but you are no dragon." Or something like that, even create a positive disposition. Letting a seduction throw succeed on a dragon is like allowing a charisma roll to convince the king that your the rightful keader. Just plain silly.

>> No.42948307

>>42931423

It's a dragon. Imaginary. Don't be a pedantic idiot. Dragons in contemporary myth and especially in Fantasy design have human intelligence.

>> No.42948366

>>42936260
>Dat picture
Despite the title, that man doesn't look very happy
pretty obvious why, he was cuckolded by a dragon

>> No.42948416

Got any pictures of dragons and people being cozy?

>> No.42948422

>>42936646
>>42936639
nice
found the sauce here
http://www.mangacat.me/34089/the-dragon-next-door/48-6.html

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>>42948150
Hey, someone has to get those draconic bloodlines started
And a few centuries down the line, being able to say "Every powerful sorcerer on this continent traces their lineage back to me" does wonders for the ego, not to mention greatly extending your influence.

>> No.42948531

>>42931423
>So when you get dragons who are anthropomorphized as having monkey brains and monkey societies worrying about monkey things
So... do monkeys typically compulsively hoard gold and gems to sleep on? are proud to the an insane extreme? breed with literally everything?

>> No.42948662

>>42948150
Yes, but this way I can use her to throw plot hooks at them

>>42948509
This too, dragons aren't really picky specieswise when it comes to mates

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>>42948422
Oh, I hadn't realized people were still looking
Actual sauce is http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=568986
You can get a translation overlay plugin on oddsquad's website if you care about giving your views to the right place
There are a ton of untranslated chapters there too, on the off chance anyone reads Korean

>> No.42948923

From what i read about, the chrome or "metal" side of the dragon race (the good aligned ones) are 100% more social than there pure colored cousins and thus are more open to sentient species than there evil cousins. There still dragons though so they will get pissed if you take there things or be assholes but each "metal" type has its personalities and such.

Since your party convinced a red dragon instead of its better good metal counterpart i would assume that it intends to rape a party member by shapeshifting into a medium creature then fly off with there seed inside it.

So put that in mind

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>> No.42949234
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>>42949168
FATAL?

>> No.42949302

>>42949234
>dat pic
sounds legit

>> No.42949361

>>42949168
>will not stop until physically unable to continue

>> No.42949563

>>42949168
That sounds very dangerous.

Especially if there are more than one in vicinity.

>> No.42949680

>>42949168
>>42949361
>>42949563
>Find colossal dragoness
>Buff the fuck out of yourself with protective spells
>Chug philter
>Enjoy your time as a dragon dildo
>15 minutes in her mate comes
>He'd horny as fuck and no idea why
>You have been promoted from dildo to condom
>And you rolled a 6 on duration
Have fun

>> No.42949807

>>42949680
I think you'd be dead, and the world would be a less disgusting place, within five minutes.

>> No.42949864

>>42949680
If you have strong enough protective spells to ward yourself from being pulped by a colossal dragoness, wouldn't you have suitable spells that could easily "disable" a dragon cock?

>> No.42949955

>You will never make an ancient red dragon your subservient bitch with modern technology

Why even live

>> No.42949963

>>42947340
Best. Story. Ever.

>tfw he dragon was in control of almost everything and the positive outcome for all is merely a side-effect.

>> No.42949992

>>42949955
That sounds like it could be pretty specific, can you elaborate?

>> No.42949998

>>42949680
>>42949807
Stoneskin/Barkskin or some other kind of magical armor would be nice.

>> No.42950089

>>42949992
Pretty damn simple concept.

Dragons are ancient and intensely magical beings. One of them somehow gets to Earth—perhaps Tiamat is punishing them. Unfortunately, Earth humans have been living without magic so long that they're basically magical vacuums, and she/he is completely unable to cast spells. He/She thinks they will be fine, since they still have their claws and breath and wings.

They get shot a few times in the head. Not nearly enough to pierce their thick hide, but definitely enough to knock them the fuck out. When they come to, they're in a government research facility, tied down by steal rope even they cannot break.

They'll have to learn to swallow their pride—among other things.

>> No.42950107

>>42949955
>will never get to finger even a horse-sized dragon
>will never feel her heat
>won't feel her hot breath as she edges closer and closer to orgasm
>will never feel her tremble and shake or see the satisfied look on her draconian visage

Good thing amazon has one day shipping for helium tanks.

>> No.42950111

>>42948531
>hoard gold and gems to sleep on?
Yes; only if fucking taxes and time would not get in the way. (also assasinations).

>are proud to the an insane extreme?
If let unchequed, yes. Sometimes is even seen as a necessity.

>breed with literally everything?
FUCK. YES. Half-human is so common that when only a single half is mentioned, it is implied to be half-human.

>> No.42950125

>>42950089
>examination torture porn

i'll never understand this fetish, but it is very psychopathic.

>> No.42950174

>>42950125
To be honest I'm actually a huge sub when it comes to BDSM shit, and I was thinking it would just be "oh no I am tied down and cannot move." No other torture.

>> No.42950196

>>42950174
oh thank god. Sorry, i've just seen too many mangas that go the route of "freaky dentist rape"

>> No.42950215

>>42949680
>He finally finishes
>You have been sent deep, DEEP in her on the final spurt
>Nearly a year later you find your way out
>Good news, you got the half dragon template
>Bad news she wants to be a doting mother

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>>42950107
>hizashi no naka rearu flash game
>but with a tsundere dragoness

>be a knight
>sneak into dragon's lair with intent to kill
>see sleeping dragoness, as you prepare a killing blow, she lifts her leg, revealing a glistening folded slit
>sudden change of priorities

>gameplay consists of playing with her as carefully as possible so as to not wake her until she's more in the mood.
>have to carefully stroke her, watching her face for reactions. if she wakes up, you're fucked.
>hidden levels/areas, very high difficulty, possible temperature gauge for your hand.

FUND IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

>> No.42950407

>>42950215
you unbirthing faggots annoy the hell out of me

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>>42949680
>Bard, I'm sorry, but you had to know something like this was going to happen when we bought that potion. Rest assured the distraction you provide is completely necessary to defeat the BBEG, we have no chance against his dragon army head on
>Here's some Stoneskin, that Ring of Regeneration the queen gave us and a couple wands of Greater Vigor, try not to drop them

>> No.42950624

>>42950196
I hate it when that shit happens.

My vision was much, much closer to a Red being incredibly mad that he/she was being kept captive, then even madder when they realize they're gonna get raped, and then absolutely fucking furious when they realize that they're enjoying it

>> No.42950637

>>42950484
The Bard died a hero's death. He will be missed

>> No.42950713

>>42949168
Philters of love are some of the most stupidly OP magic items in existence.

When you don't even have to get the target to drink it, they're even dumber.

>> No.42950965

>>42950713
Its not really a love potion, you won't be able to convince the dragons to do anything or leverage their affections for personal gain really
Its mostly just a very extravagant means of assassination, or really strong dragon bait
Still a poorly thought out, poorly implemented item, but that's FATAL for you

>> No.42951007

>>42950965
>but that's FATAL for you
Oh, so it's actually FATAL
Because actual Philters of Love are about the same tier of stupidity.

>> No.42951126

>>42949234
>be young dragon
>be busy carving your lair out of the side of a mountain
>suddenly you carve into a dungeon
>tfw dungeon is actually kobold tribe
>live with your new servants enjoying the simple pleasures of life
>suddenly new urges start
>kobolds more than happy to satisfy
>years later you old
>half dragon half kobold siblings everywhere
>smart and strong because you are not a bad parent
>decide you want to hold some more power before you die
>unleash army to the world

Not!mongol empire of half dragon kobolds.

Dude fucking dragons and their servants. Those kobolds are severe motivation hazards.

>> No.42951215

>>42951126
>Dude fucking dragons
I don't think they'd leave very many descendants, unless said dragons were dragonesses

>> No.42951695

>>42951215
They have been defeated by the imperial forces of the high dragon, their new duties are to provide him strong children. Thankfully magical items resize to fit the wearer, and someone as wealthy as the high lord can afford belts of gender change.

>> No.42951737
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>>42930305
>>42930305
political power plays, delivering messages, collecting kobold or goblin servants, or just bringing her certain antiques or curios that fulfill an obsession. Throw in some clues about what the dragon likes, dislikes, and ultimately desires so that the player can piece it together himself to truly win her over.

basically three endings
1. do sorta ok at tasks, eventually get fired (literally or figuratively)
2. do pretty good at tasks you become her favorite business partner
3. do great at tasks and/or accomplish figuring out what realy matters to her and appealing to her with that information. Dragoness actually decides the adventurer is worth a try and will assist the party in later missions as well as give boons. After the adventure, the two have a happy ending together

there op, you can't mess that up

I've used this model with dragons at least twice now,

>> No.42951762
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>>42930305
>>42930305
political power plays, delivering messages, collecting kobold or goblin servants, or just bringing her certain antiques or curios that fulfill an obsession. Throw in some clues about what the dragon likes, dislikes, and ultimately desires so that the player can piece it together himself to truly win her over.

basically three endings
1. do sorta ok at tasks, eventually get fired (literally or figuratively)
2. do pretty good at tasks you become her favorite business partner
3. do great at tasks and/or accomplish figuring out what realy matters to her and appealing to her with that information. Dragoness actually decides the adventurer is worth a try and will assist the party in later missions as well as give boons. After the adventure, the two have a happy ending together

there op, you can't mess that up

I've used this model with dragons at least twice now

>> No.42951774

>>42951762
>>42951737
wait I thought the first post failed for some reason because slow internet, I have failed you.

>> No.42951903

>>42951774
Posting is kinda broken lately, I don't blade you for it
I do blame you for not having related images though

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>> No.42953571

>>42948366
They are all dragons. You should read the series

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>> No.42953966
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Please do not sexualize the dragon

>> No.42954031

>>42952901
>lazy_dragon
But isn't that just a dragon?

>>42953966
I don't understand

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>>42954031

>> No.42954437

>>42931478
She could be tired of dealing with petty dragon crap. Dragons live a pretty boring and stressful life, and there are only so many decades you can spend alone in a cave trying to keep some guy with a sword from killing you before you start to go insane. Especially if she's a wise dragon rather than a "burn people and eat them" one. If she has an actual adventuring party agreeing to do what she asks, she could get them to figure out something less monotonous for her to do with her life. Build her cave into a fortress and establish a respected trading post, letting her take a percentage of each sale? Establish her as the honored guardian of a kingdom or nation, giving her a taste of exciting human politics without people trying to kill her? Hell, establish a local myth in which she's considered a force of good and round up some other adventurers to play anti-dragonslayer. Go full Skyrim.

>> No.42954456

>>42949992
>young dragon from generic fantasy world kidnaps nerdy everyman from modern world
>shows him a pile of university textbooks, but admits that she couldn't learn 'human magic' on her own
>demands that he teach her the principles of science and engineering

>> No.42954499
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42954499

>>42954326
I'm still not following

>> No.42954607

>>42950196
Out of all the fetishes I've encountered, noone ever seens to be aelf insert as evil dentists victim.

Amputation, vore, murder you name its totally "fine and hot", but having teeth extracted poorly doesn't give anyone the jollies.

>> No.42954742

>>42954326
So definitely sexualize the dragons, right?

>> No.42954813

>>42954326
Stupid kobolds, eliminating the competition not not improve your chances of bagging one, you just aren't people to them.

>> No.42956103

>>42954456
>Dragon
>Engineer

>tfw dragon realizes he needs humans for making more complex stuff
>Dragon slave factory inc.

>> No.42956641

>>42931755

Same reason that Wizards don't roll around with Halberds and Great Swords: They can fucking cast cloudkill at will what the fuck do they need a mundane weapon for?

MAYBE if it was some kind of bullshit Vorporal Greatsword or something, but still, Dragons are fucking spellcasters of the highest degree, they don't need no fucking weapons.

>> No.42956736

>>42944149

I have that image on my Wallpaper rotation, I still haven't a fucking clue what is going on.
Is it from a SHMUP? A Metal Album? RIFTS?

>> No.42956782

>>42956641
>>Playing D&D

>> No.42956801

>>42956782

Yeah, but what other sources have dragons smart enough to use weapons? Tolkien MAYBE, but even the smallest of those was so big as to make it completely impractical anyway.

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42956821

>>42935728
Everything about that game was so amazing except for the actual battles which were simply passable

>> No.42956910

>>42935721
WHATS IN THAT BOX!?

>> No.42957013

>>42956910
You know what's in the box.

Spiders______

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>>42931542
!

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>> No.42957141

>>42931558
>Who the fuck makes a set of 30 foot long chain links?
Never been to Boston, I take it?

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>>42957181

>> No.42957228

Depends on how evil the dragon is and how much you want to bite the party in the ass for a stupid fetish.

Our dm had a similar problem with one party member, managed to convince him to put on a ring to show fealty. He went with it and it ended up being a ring that allowed the dragon to dominate him at will. Ended with party cutting off his finger and the dragon taking his magic artifact sword.

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>>42957300
>all those legos lying around to step on

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>>42957312
Draconic DR and protection from intruders,

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>>42957346
Truly the most vile of dragons.
Not even the combined might of men, dwarves, elves, orcs could stand against the might of dank memes.

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>> No.42957457

>>42936653

Gonna be honest, I actually really like it when the dragon has a dedicated humanoid form.

It gives you the maximum range of character interaction while providing an extra look for the dragon that's both striking and stimulating.

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>>42957222
Truly, we are witness to an enlightened being.

>> No.42957613

>>42956103
they have kobolds for that.

At least humans get a vague sense of respect and aren't just always tools.

>> No.42957667

>>42957307
>TFW you will never be pretty
>Capturing princesses to make yourself feel better

>> No.42957674

>>42957667
>>Capturing princesses for beauty tips

>> No.42957685

>>42957401
Why was this deleted?

>> No.42957690

>>42957685
To make room for >>42957471

>> No.42957971

>>42957215
/tg/'s spirit animal?

>> No.42957991

>>42957286
If these were guns, he would be /k/ spirit animal.

>> No.42958287

>Making a CoC style text game for the D&D crowd (dragons, elves, and orcs and shit)
>Really fucking want to write a dragon scene
>Know I have to save that for the final boss or some shit

Life is suffering.

>> No.42958339

>>42958287
No reason you couldn't write some cute Wyverns or Drakes (very biased towards the horse-sized kind of Drake) and save the encounter with a True Dragon for the final boss, though.

>> No.42958508

>>42958287
I've sorta been tossing around a similar idea, though less TF and more female monster related bad ends than CoC, thinking about putting a dragoness bit as the combat/CYOA test scenario near the starting area and leaving it in the final version for if the PC wants to be really stupid and go after it at start. Currently delayed though, tried writing the first version in twine and realized that's a stupid idea and starting over in Java

Is your game gonna be TF heavy or what's the focus?
Anyplace you get a good amount of suggestions?
I'm kinda worried if it's up to me, my game will just be about what I like

>> No.42958615

>>42956103
>everyman and dragoness take over world with magitech empire

>> No.42959998

>>42958287
Write dragon scene first
Write rest later

>> No.42960026

>>42930305
Kill a rival dragon seems to be a decent, obvious one.

>> No.42960140

>>42957392
>>42957265
>>42957173
>>42957143
I once romanced a dragon with all these hordes.

>> No.42960162

>wooing dragons
How have scalies like OP and all the fuckers in this thread not been permabanned and have had their bans stickied to the front page for all others to see?

>> No.42960190

>>42960162
because your impotent raging and bitchfits are infinitely more entertaining in their roaring doormouse way

>> No.42960196

>>42960162
Because there are a lot of us and we're having fun.

>> No.42960209

>>42960140
for the last time, she wasn't a dragon, it was loose arm flesh not wings and anyone can light their farts on fire, she was just uniquely gifted in quantity and a length or projection.

>> No.42960230

>>42950089
>https://static1.e621.net/data/e3/29/e3293724426b0233ac1f6a210a4fe858.jpg
I knew I'd seen it somewhere before.

>> No.42960256

Plan on doing making the BBEG a youngish white dragon who has a bond with couple of kobold tribe who plan on expanding the area just for there cute white dragoness while she rests in her old castle on top of a cold mountain connected to underground caves from the bottom up

Thoughts?

>> No.42960283

>>42960256
Just not that white dragons are the least intelligent ones, especially the young ones, many are barely above animal

>> No.42960351

>>42960283
Magical items? Maybe a foster dragon or evil wizard gave a magical item giving it enough intelligence to be on a normal level of thinking compared to other dragons?

>> No.42960392

>>42958508
I'm writing it in JavaScript, mostly ES6. I want people to be able to play without downloading shit.

I'm not going to put much TF shit in there, just because it's not my fetish. It's also obviously more fantasy related and less furry related.

Part of the focus is going to be humor. The PC's personality is much more aggressively sexual than it is in most games of that type, and your overall goal is to prove to the goddess of Lust that you're more than capable of being her second-in-command. So the goal is to seduce or force your way to top. A lot of the scenes, then, are going to involve a certain sense of conquest, I suppose.

Of course, you're existing in a "Magical Realm" yes I actually called it that I fucking loathe myself where everybody else is extremely lust-charged as well, so they react in weird ways. If you beat the first enemy and decide to rape him, for example, he's quite pleased that he's the first creature to be raped by a human.

>>42958339
This is a good idea.

>>42959998
Also a good idea.

>> No.42960457

>>42960283
>>42960256
That actually sounds pretty interesting/cute
The dragon isn't really behind any of the bad shit that's going on, she just wants to hunt and fight and do regular dragon stuff and never really thinks beyond her next meal, but her cave connects to a kobold warren who have adopted her as their master/deity like kobolds do.
Its the leader of the kobolds, a dragon shaman or something probably, that is the driving force behind all the BBEGness. She just generally lets them do whatever they want, which ends up being subjugating the surrounding countryside or slaughtering filthy humans or whatever, and occasionally goes and razes some stuff he asks her to. Its all for her glory, but she doesn't particularly care as long as they keep bringing her shiny stuff and good food she's happy.

>> No.42960550

>>42960457
And playthings.
The soft ones that squeal as they are hamstringed and make funny noises as they freeze to death.

>> No.42960603

>>42960550
One of the greatest mercies of white dragons is that they lack the intelligence and patience to get *Really* creative with their *games*.

Now Blacks... they give Drow pause to consider human behaviours.

>> No.42960745

>>42960457
>>42960550
The Dragon shaman might have a huge grudge against more "privileged" races like humans, elves, and even orcs, so when the shaman accidentally finds the young white dragoness, he "tames" her and makes up a whole little deity thing surrounding her so that his fellow kobolds will feel indebted to murder for there queen and boost there courage.

All the while the dragon shaman takes care of the dragoness by bringing her things to eat, treasures, and offering himself to her pleasure.

>> No.42960759

>>42960392
>I'm writing it in JavaScript, mostly ES6. I want people to be able to play without downloading shit.
Does that really matter for something as small as a text-based game? I like the option to download because my internet is shit.
Looking forward to it.

Reminds me of a game I saw posted on /f/ once (Redscale Adventures); also a lewd generic fantasy text game, but in that you play as a dragon. Unfortunately posted as a WIP, and I've not seen any updates since.

>> No.42960814

>>42960759
It's initially going to be distributed as tarballs of static files. So you'll be able to just unpack it, double-click "index.html", and run the game.

When I get it online and buy a domain and all that jazz, I'll include a download link as well.

>> No.42960943

>>42960759
Its still getting regular, if slow updates
https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=622445

>> No.42961148

>>42960759
>>42960943
Male dragon though. Life is suffering.

>> No.42961529

>>42961148
Since its from his perspective I prefer male dragon
Female dragons are for wooing, not being

>> No.42961536

>>42931453
Hey, the cover to the third deathgate book

>> No.42961798

>>42961529
Goodness gracious are you ever wrong.

>> No.42961857

>>42960140
Hot

>> No.42961922

>>42961529
Female dragons are for laying
Males are for slaying

>> No.42962144

>>42961922
males are for wingmen

and platonic friendships

>> No.42962225

>>42957222
I bet this guy would be fun to hang around.

>> No.42962335

>>42962225
He must have a huge storage of pick-up lines

>> No.42962600

>>42961922
>not hitching a ride on the back of your dragonbro to the local bar

>> No.42962618

>>42954326
instructions unclear, dick caught in cloaca

>> No.42963654

Why are girl dragon mouths so cute and lewd?

and look like a nice place to sleep

>> No.42963729

>>42963654
>girl
That doesn't sounds very dragoness-y

>nice place to sleep
It's warm.. and probably a good trust test!

>> No.42963759

>>42963729
how about lady, or woman? those sound dignified and fitting of a dragoness

>> No.42963797

>>42963759
Of those two, I think "lady" fits the best.

But I think dragoness and female fits one the best overall. they also sound really hot

>> No.42963923

>>42963797
speaking of sounding, how would a dragoness sound if she talked to you about stuff like what stuff she's added to her hoard, what she's planning for dinner, other sorts of things

>> No.42964051

>>42963654
>>42963729
>>42963759
>>42963797
I would post pics, but it seems we are at the limit now
Maybe a new thread in a bit?

>>nice place to sleep
That it does, I'd imagine having her tongue wrapped around you would feel like a soft, warm blanket

>>42963923
It would probably depend on the specific dragoness, but I imagine most would be semi formal in their speech and when talking about something they'd enjoy they might have a rumbling purr like one of the big cats

>> No.42964124

>>42964051
>that spoiler

top unf

yeah, a new thread seems like a good idea.

>> No.42964788

>>42957346
Several of those aren't even tumblr memes

>> No.42965963

>>42964788
Tumblr likes to steal our memes

>> No.42966229

>>42960943
Thanks, anon. /tg/ always knows their dragon porn

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