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>> No.42642588
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>>42642571
it was fucking magical

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>>42642571
Seriously, three sessions in and we're still chatting on the ship.

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Iron golems man...

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>>42642571

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>> No.42642716
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Playing exalted 2nd ed and just hit our first real combat as anime inspired Abyssals.

The mysterious guy with the massive sword dropped said sword and drew a scythe from his void sheath before using dreadlords presence to terrify the foe and flare his Basalisk anima banner.
The gladiator then used dreadlords presence and a shit ton of other charms to flare his anima banner of a massive polar bear with howling frozen winds and snow in summer then call out to the foe in the voice of his long dead friend.

The foe was so terrified he started clawing at his face ripping his own eyes out before the acrobatic catfolk leapt into the air carrying the vow of poverty gunblade ronin and launching the ronin into a perfect tumble to deliver a decapitation

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No, you fucking morons, we are not riding a reanimated dire bear corpse to the city because you can't be assed to hike the next five miles

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>> No.42642768
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>twilight 2000
>now with mechs

>> No.42642827
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> players just go fucking stupid and start killing everyone at random
> they encounter a reasonably strong adventurer that tries to save the villagers
> players get pissed that people are defending themselves
> players get pissed that someone they encounter is higher level than them
> players get pissed that they can die if they keep attacking the obviously stronger npc
> my face like five hundred times

I'm done with GMing for a while.

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>When your player rolls 3 1s trying to find a difficulty 4 door in a hotel. plus rolled a 1 on a random event dice.

Some times I wonder how my players characters even got sired

>> No.42642852

>>42642827
Now I'm just imagining a lone paladin defending a village from a gang of five serial killers.

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>> No.42642897

>>42642852

It was a cleric so you weren't far off.

The party might have actually won but they prioritized attacking villagers over the cleric because the villagers were easier to kill. Everyone was half dead by the time they directly engaged the cleric, who had fire spells and such.

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I was blue balled by my DM so hard I can not even describe it. Even winning the dance battle later didn't make up for it.

>> No.42642939
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Well, that's it. After five goddamn years, the group's splitting up due to drama caused by two players not being able to talk to each other properly.

Time to become >>42642885

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.42643103

>>42642897
> but they prioritized attacking villagers over the cleric because the villagers were easier to kill
I feel like this is crossing the line from being dumbasses to wanting an entirely different sort of game than you did.

Mind, they still sound like uninteresting fucks and I don't think I'd want to DM for them either, but they might have done better with either a zombie/kaiju campaign or a serious talk about what the campaign was going to be about.

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>>42642571

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They burned down half the capitol while trying to capture a very young Red Dragon that escaped from their home.

>> No.42643226
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>playing a CN Android Barbarian
>Meet LE Android Cleric who hates "Fleshies"
>rest of my party is fleshies.
>She constantly tries to separate me from them to convince me that fleshy things are shit-tier.
>We have robot sex
>Rest of party dies in combat with robots while I'm having robot sex.
>I join cleric in her mission to destroy fleshies.

>> No.42643442

>>42643103

I asked them about that. They said they just sort of got caught up in the whole escalation of violence thing. They smelled blood and.. kept going until they were put down.

>> No.42643544

>>42643226
http://youtu.be/I_cfsZ9O6QA

>> No.42643577

>>42642616
what system are you using; I've always wanted to play a Berserk campaign

>> No.42643620

>>42643442

To me, it sounds like your game was closer to getting your group to self-realize that they're fucking animals.

I'd expect your next game to go better.

>> No.42643638

>>42643577
Battle Century G

But the system has nothing to do with it.

>> No.42643682

>>42642731
Just ride it til you're just out of side from the city and walk the rest.

>> No.42643685
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Went absolute batshit and log tossed a giant monster god thing, then suplexed him so hard he turned into slush.

Then I played in the slush and ash of dead humans and gods and made a hat from giants armor. Then we were arrested.

I was a giant iron golem though so no worries.

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They won't let me do my job so I'm not engaged or invested at all.

I'm not really sure why I keep showing up.

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>town beseiged by undead
>inventor guy has been working on some secret project
>decides to put it use
>it's a fucking magic nuke
>annhilates all the undead, everyone on the town wall is almost killed
>leaves behind a 5 mile radius zone of death, where nothing will ever grow again and the spirit is eroded by simply being near. The coty wall contained some weird element that protected us, but now no one can leave from the north and northwest of the city, ever again.
>worst thing was, the nuke wasn't even necessary to defeat all the undead, the guy who built it just panicked
>everyone now considering marching him into the wasteland he created to kill him

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>reached the end of babby's first dungeon
>forgot why we were paid to be there
>blew up a wizard's house
>rode a dragon

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>Take a job to hunt some icewolves killing our guys
>kill icewolves
>find some spooky cave
>guys we've done our job let's go home and get absolutely smashed
>no
>let's go into the spooky cave

>the ranger is attempting to kill himself because spoopy ghost skeleton told him to
>paladin, attempting to stop the ranger from doing so, is being swarmed by vengeful ghosts
>the cleric has been driven to insanity and has turned on the party
>the fighter, who just wanted to go home and get absolutely smashed with his orc/goliath ladyfriend (arguably in multiple ways), is trying desperately to 1) not die and 2) understand why people are drawn to spooky fucking caves

We had one job guys.

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>>42642616
>three years in and we're still chatting on the ship.

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zombie plague

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HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR!!!

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>Three person party
>One person has any stealth skills at all.. a drug addled prostitute.
>She's literally the most effective character so far because her player is smarter then everyone else.
>Try to sneak into a mob boss's mansion
>AN ALARM HAS BEEN TRIGGERED
>ENEMY REINFORCEMENTS ARE ARRIVING
>Grab the evidence and files they came for, running past guys and shooting wildly at them to keep their heads down while fleeing to the car where the rest of the party waits.

GURPS: Being a petite masocistic whore with a amphetamine addiction gives you lots of points. Luck is awesome. It's hard to shoot people in a dark hallway if they keep running and are small.

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This image doesn't actually have anything to do with anything ITT, but I wish I could make a story out of it.

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Wizard and self-declared "party leader" attempts diplomacy on an ogre despite abysmal charisma and generally being an unlikable dick, things go as expected.
On the plus side, two ogre skulls for the mantle piece.

>> No.42643942

>>42643932
Dunno, does Dark Heresy or Rogue Trader have monkeys in it?

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>>42642571

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>> No.42644004
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>Little fear for the first time
>Ended more or less like pic related
NPC girl wasn't the same halfway through the game. It was frustrating to never be able to convince anyone in charge (ie adults) and to not being able to do simple things.

>> No.42644020

>>42643909
Old Man Henderson.

Never has there been a /tg/ characters so loved and hated at the same time.

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>Playing a clusterfuck homebrew game where the DM mashed Shadowrun, Deux Ex HR, Silent Hill, The Last of Us and a bit of Kult together in a single game.

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>>42644004
Little Fears always ends up somewhere fucked up. Always.

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>First time Ars Magica
We've seen some shit

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Everyone is John

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>>42642571
I hate gaming with noobs.

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>>42644109
>character died in previous sessions, bring a new one
>last char was friends with the party's summoner
>summoner is immediately acting like he's friends with this total stranger because it's me playing

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It involved a raid on an offshore platform going very wrong

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Game was in Edge of the Empire.

We were pulling off a heist from a small Imperial outpost. We sort of ended up fucking up and going loud. They sent out a distress signal. The only local assets were supposed to be a few TIEs and a Corvette on long range patrols.

An Imperial class Star Destroyer showed up.

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>>42644129
>yfw he can't bear to come to terms with the fact his friend is gone, so he deludes himself into thinking your new character is still the old one

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>Ravenloft on roll20, we play once a week for 4 hours at a time
>three sessions in, two players have wasted an hour every single time arguing because one is a female paladin and the other killhappy chauvinist sorcerer
>sitting here listening to these two idiots go back and forth "I'M JUST PLAYING MY CHARACTER!" "THIS IS WHAT MY CHARACTER WOULD DO!" "MY CHARACTER DOES THIS THING BECAUSE _____ AND _____!"

fucking
show
don't
tell.

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>>42644151
mind = blown.

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>>42643943
Actually, this pic is more accurate.
> Be GM in Dark Heresy
> Ending campaign with a mission on Mara, modified version of Dead Stars (part 3 of Haarlock legacy)
> 2 players decided to stay up in the upper levels of the complex (prison area's control room)
> notasplanned.jpg
> use NPC to warn them of danger in staying in one place too long, place be fucked up
> players stay anyways
> try to make them rethink staying
> Possession attempts start later
> willpower tests failed, ask them to burn fate points (cruelty level to the max, not letting this mission be walk in a park)
>one of them does not burn it even as he has plenty fate points
> More fate points are lost by the player still in control of his char in ensuing duel > miracle happens and he survives falling into the mines as reality decides to take a break and he falls through stone (read: GM finally understood flat-out railroading could not be avoided) right next to rest of the party
> Possessed dude also appears and is almost killed before regaining control (read: Finally burned the fate point)

I'm not a competent GM, Confirmed.

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>join a new group
>one player is a cutie who starts gushing over my accent

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>> No.42644293
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There are no social encounters, even when interacting with royalty.

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It was my first session of Shadowrun ever. Similar situation for most of the group. Most of us hadn't even finished our character sheets.

It was fun.

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>>42644293
That's not Justice

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>Multi-species diplomatic party
>Playing Morrigi because mash-up Traveler setting
>Get invited along with party, fun times all around
>Other spacebirddragon who ruined my military career is in Morrigi diplomatic group and smug about it
>Horrible awful idea for revenge, needing only a little preparation
>Get industrial-grade aphrodisiacs from bar, along with drinks, sit at Morrigi table, propose toas-
>My PC's fucking mother comes to join the toast
>Too late to back out now, maybe it'll go okay.
>It doesn't go okay
>One Orgy caught on video later due to cooperation from another more face-like PC who's going to blackmail all of the confederacies' diplomats with this...
>Also two other species declared official war over the party's dinner show being offensive, but seriously she's trying to start a shipping company and that was technically incest.

>> No.42644360

>>42644020
I might've taken my inspiration for the plan from him.

>> No.42644373
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>Vampire the Dark Ages, Constantinople 1196
>Brujah cataphract neglects to feed after a big assault on an enemy's palace.
>He's down to three blood when he sees two deliciously vulnerable servant girls.
>Frenzies because he's a Brujah
>Spends willpower to throw self out of window.
>Lasombra tells girls that they tempted his friend's virtue and he takes his vows very seriously.
>Girl says she wishes the man a safe landing.
>Lasombra is like, "Oh shit I should go after him." Jumps too.
>Uses Celerity to catch up to rampaging Brujah who is rampaging in search of a meal.
>Summons shadow tentacles to hold down Brujah.
>Brujah breaks free, draws sword, attacks.
>Sword fight ensues, more shadow bullshit, Brujah rolling like crap.
>Lasombra successfully hamstrings Brujah and pins him with more shadow tentacles.
>Brujah can't struggle free, Lasombra Dominates him into submission.
>HentaiJoke.jpg
>Frenzy ends, Brujah suggests he might be hungry.
>"Nooooooooooo! Really?"
>Brujah and Lasombra bros go find some whores to feed on.
>Fortunately avoid draining them dry despite being starving.
>Crisis averted, no Humanity checks for anyone.

>> No.42644397

>>42644373
>Byzantine vampires

I like this far more than I should.

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Our band of high-ranking Warhammer Fantasy characters ran into a group of daemons. I'm playing an ogre. We won.

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>>42642571
It feels like only four of the seven of us even gave a shit about who our characters are. The rest just didn't play their role, or didn't play -any- role... Or were just horrible.

>> No.42644581

>>42644397
It gets better, the Brujah is a Cataphract who served under Alexios Komnenos and his son John I. The Lasombra dates back to the Late Roman Republic, though he was torpored during the Clodian riots in Rome and only woke up 15 years before the game. So the Brujah and Lasombra spend way too much time arguing with each other over who is the real Roman. See Byzantine is a modern term, the Greeks at the time called themselves Roman and their country Romania or the Roman Empire. However the Lasombra being a Republican thinks that since they speak Greek, bow before a king, and have abandoned the gods of Rome, they're not real Romans no matter what they call themselves. The Brujah of course will not accept the notion that he's not a real Roman, so the two of them have had a few arguments about it.

Meanwhile i'm playing a megalomaniacal Genoese Toreador who is all "Just as planned" even when shit doesn't go as planned, because she's good enough at improvising that nobody can tell the difference.

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it was typical murderhoboing

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>>42644311
I should also add that we lit our target on fire, and not only did he not die, he nearly killed one of our party members in one blow. This guy was a badass motherfucker.

>> No.42644642

>>42643764
Your image made me laugh hard

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Only war, our 4-5 th session. After receiving 24 demo charges in the acquisition roll at the start, we where down to 20. 10 on our sergeant, 10 on the heavy(me).
Campaign is where on some planet trying to take it from chaos scum, and our prince gone and went kidnapped from landfall or some such, and we finally track him down to the top of a building, in a Valkyrie.
We manage to sneak up there, following 5 cultists talking about some ritual. Our storm trooper attempts to sneak into the Valkyrie undetected, but the pilot notices him, he coms the go word and I stand up with my heavy flamer and unleash hell on the cultists.
Roll imitative!
So after 3 rounds of combat, where most of the cultists either tore through us with doombolts and the likes, they crit the sergeant, and we get the Ammo and grenade explosion result.

Well, half the party gon be dead soon. only two of the 4 still on top of the building still have faith points after a run in with chaos spawns. The stormtrooper managed to board the Valkyrie and is fighting with the 2 operators inside.
So, next time, 2 new characters being introduced, and one of the rooftop survivors is in dire need of new legs.

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>badguy gets away again, in increasingly silly ways, stretching any suspension of disbelief past the breaking point

>> No.42644896

>>42642885
Seriously this image just ripped my heart to shreds.

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THE PLOT IS OBVIOUS YOU CUNTS GODAMMIT

>> No.42645054

>>42644642
It's from Slayers iirc.

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It was fun.

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>> No.42645251

>>42644677
You know it takes a round before the explosives go off on that crit result, right? That should be plenty of time to haul ass.

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>Players do the opposite of what I expected them to do
>Players forget what they were doing in the first place
>Have to improvise hard
>Pacing of the game suffers
>Slightly confused by my own plot
Here's hoping I can get stuff back on track tomorrow.

>> No.42645348

>>42645251
a 50 meter blast radius? and our character didn't have that knowledge, we as players had.

>> No.42645416
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>>42642885
I play dnd with my imaginary friends. Does this make me pathetic or insane?

Probobly both, but it's fun.

>> No.42645600
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42645600

Played a Dragonborn paladin who hid his unique features underneath armor and a mediocre illusion spell. I was discovered by the end of the session because I used flame breath to burn my way through a hedge maze.

>> No.42645612
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Party breaking into a raider camp had...complications.

>> No.42645617
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>> No.42646260
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>> No.42646332
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>> No.42646340

>>42643942
They have Jjaro, which are essentially orangutang, so close enough?

>> No.42646437
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>> No.42647473

>>42642571
No picture because no session

>> No.42647493
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>>42644313
How do those arms work?!

>> No.42647577
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>>42642571

>> No.42647594
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>> No.42647595
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>>42642571

>> No.42647684

>>42647493
poofy sleeves make you think the elbows are farther then the visable hands, they aren't, they're where the sleeves are shaded darker

>> No.42647883
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42647883

only war

>> No.42648155
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42648155

Spooky, scary creepin like the whole time. It was a good setup for next session at least.

>> No.42648456

>>42647595
I surmise it went like shit.

>> No.42648467

>>42642837
>trying to find a difficulty 4 door in a hotel
Why would you make them roll to find a door in a hotel? They're all in numerical order.

>> No.42648507

>>42648467
Why didn't they take 10 instead, one wonders.

>> No.42648509

>>42648467
It was a japanese hotel.

>> No.42648520

>>42648507
not D&D

>> No.42648547
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42648547

>DBZ RPG First session
>An undercover Kai and 2 saiyans who work for an Arcosian in the PTO under Lord Cooler are sent to investigate delayed Tax shipments on a planet called "Bark"
>Planet is weird, as even the animals have power levels, with trees everywhere.
>Bark has a pirate problem, with a nearby Planet "Grain" offering to take care of Bark in exchange for them becoming part of the 'Grain Empire' which has only consists of one planet at this point.
>That's ADORABLE.jpg
>Find the pirates, lead by PTO traitor called Turles. Kill him and take a fruit and several seeds he'd stolen from the largest tree on Bark.
>Undercover Kai reveals the seeds would make a tree with superfruit on other planets, at the expense of destroying those planets.
>We head for Grain, plant the seeds and kill Grain's strongest warriors when they come to stop us from eating their planet.
>We tell Lord Cooler to send transports for the survivors of planet Grain to be "inducted" into the PTO. He says that "Immigration" will be ready for them.
>Our groups slogan: "Hey, at least we're not Frieza!"

>> No.42648696
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>>42648547
>Second Session
>Frieza sends a message to Cooler and by proxy us about the 'filthy monkeys' becoming a little more endangered, as Raditz was just killed on some miserable little backwater planet.
>The two Saiyans, Mayze and Fen, want to go to this planet and buy Raditz killer a drink, cause he was an asshole.
>Vegeta and Nappa are going off the grid, last seen heading towards Raditz's new tomb.
>Now we need to stop them from doing something stupid.
>9 months later, we arrive at planet "Dirt" (Locally called Earth) when a large red Asteroid has entered the system and looks like it will pass very close to Dirt
>Scans of the planet reveal average power level of 5.
>Mayze: "HOW ARE THEY BREATHING!?!!?"
>Planet has fuck-all for weapons and armor, and inhabitants do not look like fighters. Realize they are not a civilization at war.
>Fen: "That's weird..."
>Pink mist starts flowing from a platform in upper atmosphere, turning everybody into monsters with Triple power level.
>Head to platform. Find a black genie, an old Namekian, 4 henchmen and a short blue guy talking. Short blue guy shrinks Namekian and Genie and stuffs them in bottles before cackling maniacally.
>Lady Polarin (the Arcosian boss): "Good guy's don't laugh like that."
>We fight.
>Garlic: "You'll never defeat me as long as the Makio Star is in-"
>Polarin: "Open fire on that asteroid."
>Makio dust cloud
>Garlic: "I'LL SEND YOU INTO THE DEAD ZONE!"
>Mayze throws him inside.
>We saved a planet....Huh...We really AREN'T like Frieza.

>> No.42648799

>>42648520
Then just do a routine check instead.

>> No.42648898
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We got in trouble with the Commander
One of us for something out of his control
One of us for his naivete accidental lies
One of us for inventing a new warcrime
And me, for making a crater in a civilian area

Just before this we engaged in "illegal" street racing that was less street racing and more "Wacky Races"

>> No.42648924
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>>42648547
>>42648696
I want a group like yours.

>> No.42648943

>>42645132
Explain
In detail

>> No.42649091
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>>42642571
>party member goes down
>fight comes to an end
>time to shine as cleric
>got to stabilize him
>I put ranks into healing
>he's at -5
>roll healing
>nat 1
>drowned party member with healing potion
>mfw this has happened more than once

>> No.42649176

>>42647883
What the fuck,who translated that.
Why would you not get an actual translation if you're putting it on artwork

>> No.42649295
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>>42648696
Ha! A screencap for you; that deserves saving. Then again maybe I'm just on a DBZ kick since I just got Xenoverse and have been playing the shit out of it for the past week.

Man, fuck Goku up his scene-stealing ass.

>> No.42649314

>>42649176
That's a W40K art, right? It's not like 40K's Latin is any good. Why should its German be?

>> No.42649375

>>42645416
Which friend is that guy

>> No.42649392
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>> No.42649403
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>>42648696
>Latest session
>Meet the Namekian and a little half Saiyan child.
>Fen and Mayze: "OUR SPECIES ISN'T GOING TO GO EXTINCT!" *high-five*
>Gohan: "My Dad is coming back!"
>Polarin: "Excuse me?"
>Find out about Dragon Balls.
>The Group: "Immortality? Creating Planets? Bringing back the Dead!? My GOD, The POWER! ^__^"
>(Considers Frieza hearing about the Dragon Balls, and making himself immortal)
>The Group: O_O "Oh FUCK no!!!"
>Explore Earth.
>Fen and Mayze discover this planet has more than one kind of meat, and stumble across a bank robbery. The robber shoots at Mayze. It's fucking ADORABLE.
>Lady Polarin discovers ice cream. She spends 15 minutes making laps around the city at Mach 10, SQUEEEE-ing with joy before making plans to buy the planet and thus all the Ice cream.
>Nemo hears about a dead Saiyan training under the legendary King Kai. He get's depressed and goes out to get drunk. Fen and Mayze join him and trick him into revealing he's a demi-god. He also says Frieza was the one who broke Planet Vegeta.
>Fen: "I'm gonna rip out his spine and beat him to death with it!"
>Drop the drunken Demi-god back at the ship, then go talk to Polarin who is chatting with Bulma Briefs about plans for Earth.
>Mayze: "They have so many kinds of Booze here!"
>Fen: "They have so many types of food! They can NOT make shitty food on this planet! I actually ate a fruit and liked it!!!"
>Polarin: "And more importantly, they have Ice Cream! BTW, I intend to use the Dragon Balls to bring back Planet Vegeta and the Saiyans."
>YAAAYYY!

>> No.42649459

>>42642939
Well done sticking it out this far.

>> No.42649464
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>>42642571
Massive hallways made of pure stone, kerosene flooded the halls and was set on fire, my npc cleric (hooray leadership) cast stone shape and put a giant drain in the room making the burning kerosene flood to the floor below us to burn out down there. I casualy stroll down hallway taking a few crossbow bolts from kobolds through slits, give no fucks. geat swallewd hole by drconic brood mother thing, give no fucks because the party wizard cast a fireball that did enough damage to the wounded beast to burn it away, on the downside i took the remaining 18 damage or so, still give no fucks because hp tank. entire party is close enough to a level gm just says take level 9, still need to decide on npc cleric will get. the girl playing wizard is also brand spanking new to pathfinder, have to help her with some things because she misunderstands how certain spells work, am slowly larning learning how to caster as results

>> No.42649565
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Cyberpunk.

> Group inadvertently ignites a war between Russia and the US
> It was done by a terrorist group.
> We think one of the terrorists is in this Russian base with a large cannon. Like fuck you sized cannon where it takes 45 minutes to load the ammo is so huge.
> Assault group enters through a nearby river, and is making its way up the cliff.

>> No.42649653
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>> No.42649656

>>42649403
i would give a finger to join this group.

>> No.42649743
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>>42649295
>Man, fuck Goku up his scene-stealing ass.
FUCKING THANK YOU!

I love DBZ, but MAN it can become a chore after a bit that EVERYTHING EVER gets solved by Goku, and all the baseline humans are as useless as tits on a Goddamn Frog! Save for Tien versus Cell with the Ki Cannon (Tri-beam? Ki Ko Ho? Whatever).
>"A Human? That's adorable!"
>"A human with an Ki attack so powerful it breaks the rules of Geometry."
>"....What?"
That was Pius versus Horus regarding titanium swinging balls.

>>42649403
Sessions discussions, IC and OOC, pic related.
>Saiyans and Guns:
"They're fucking adorable! Saiyans would buy them for their kids like human parents would get their kids Paintball guns and Nerf! 'Oh what's that?' 'Oh that's a .50 browning with full auto. It might leave a welt, but he'll be fine."

>Fen and ChiChi
Mayze and Fen escort Gohan home, ChiChi is at Roshi's.
>"Mom, where are you?"
*Phone rings*
>"Hi Master Roshi! What do you mean 'Run'?"
Gohan stays to distract his mom while Fen/Mayze GTFO, they call a few hours later.
>"Hello?"
>"Hi, this is Fen."
>"...Oh...YOU."
>"Yes, the saiyan who made sure your son DIDN'T have to fight..."
>"Well there is that..."
*Discussions for dinner plans to meet Goku's wife.
>Fen: *Hangs up* "I have NEVER been that scared in my entire life!"
Polarin OOC: "Hey, which would Fen face; Pissed of Frieza or Angry Chichi?"
Fen OOC: "Oh Frieza, anyday of the week! He's already gonna murder the fucker, but Chichi is from a planet with SHIT powerlevels and she has managed to cow a Saiyan! That's just fucking impressive."

Vegeta's loss on Earth, Pure OOC
>"Vegeta has no excuse for losing after going monkey mode!"
>"He thought he'd won! He couldn't sense power levels and had no idea Yajirobe was going to Ninja the fuck outta him!"
>"....Oh my God, Vegeta Got fucking JUNGLED!"
>"Yajirobe used his Alt and NOPED the fuck out of there!"
>"He Pulled a Heckran on him!"

Much lol-ing was had.

>> No.42649750
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>>42649403
>>42648696
>>42648547
Do you have a PDF of the rules you are using?

>my players' response to literally every encounter.

>> No.42650460
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>>42649091
Your DM makes you roll to let you make your friend drink a healing potion? That's utter bullshit.

>> No.42650641
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It's been an eye-opening experience, to say the least.

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>>42642571

>> No.42650857
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There are very few problems that cannot be solved when you finally get around to liquidating 2+ years worth of accumulated loot into platinum.

We really had no idea how much it was all worth. It had been sitting in the loot sack for so long, we didn't even know what was in there. Luckily, the GM keeps very detailed notes.

Overnight, we went from murderhobos to the owners of a small island, several elite mercenary companies, a large number of iron golems and construction materials for a doom fortress.

>> No.42650928
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We fooled the ancient security that our farm-boy-turned-hero was the rightful heir to the goodies of lost civilisation.

The farm-boy was not of great help in this deception, but a lot of over-the-top speeches just about clenched it.

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>> No.42650995
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>Someone who was meant to be a throwaway questgiver character is really liked by the party
>becomes borderline GMPC, loved by all.
>Draws ire of BBEG, is kidnapped to lure party in.
>party swordsman opens door to room, doesn't check it.
>is rigged to trap, wounds GMPC.
>party too distracted by BBEG to save them, dies
>team medic lies to person who opened door, claims he was killed by beatings.
>party is visibly upset, but have no time to mourn.
too many different feels too close together

>> No.42651028
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>>42642571

>> No.42651077

>>42646260
What happened?

>> No.42651292
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I got insta killed with no fate points allowed while the local munchkin proceeded to one shot a bloodthirster with 70+ attacks at once

>> No.42651331
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>> No.42651472
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For once the party turned rocks fall on the GM

>> No.42651518
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42651518

>DM has no audio
>half the party isn't paying attention
>everyone waiting for someone else to lead them by the nose
>the guy the last half of the session centered around doesn't even know his own character

S H I T S H O W

>> No.42651605
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>> No.42651647
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>>42642571

>> No.42651736
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A party member charged an optional boss encounter solo (designed to give the ENTIRE PARTY a run for their money), prompting the rest of the group to quickly scramble after him and make sure he wouldn't die horribly.

>> No.42651796
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>open the giant obsidian gate we found in the catacombs beneath the temple
>"you see nothing."
>"we don't see anything?"
>"that's not what I said."

On the plus side, the capital us definitely not being besieged by elves anymore.

>> No.42651850
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42651850

>>42642571
Not a reaction pic, but I couldn't find anything else similar to "a bunch of cowboys fighting a dragon". Somehow this session still sucked, it baffles the mind.

>> No.42652041

>>42651472
What universe is this from?

>> No.42652074

>>42652041

that's a live action version of gone with the blastwave.

>> No.42654049
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42654049

>Group is playing drug suppliers.
>Group is protected by more powerful entity.
>Poor labor families forced grow cocaine.
>Powerful entity comes to pick up shipment.
>Hear there is a large army on the way.
>Use resources to build defenses.
>Have guards on patrol, and watch.
>Night comes.
>One guard betrays us. Etu Brute.
>Helps sneak strangers into our base.
>Nobody notices strangers setting explosives.
>Everything around us starts to explode.
>Workers running, and screaming.
>Group, and guards on full alert.
>Find the fuckers that did this.
>Light them up like a Christmas Tree.
>Entire drug operation blown to China.
>Celebrate the defeat of our enemies.
>Celebrate is short lived.
>Shipment is supposed to be picked up.
>Larger entity that supplies us is coming.
>Shipment is probably in stratosphere.
>Tomorrow comes. Morning is here.
>Convoy is at our gates.

>> No.42654101
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42654101

Well, the party is supposedly good guys, but now we're sending people to literal Hell en masse ("It's ok because they deserve it") and the reaction to an NPC usurping the throne of Britain seems to be swearing loyalty to her.

>> No.42654262
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>> No.42654302
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42654302

>every single person in the party nat 20'd on the same fucking turn

The amount of shit lost was amazing

>> No.42654312

>>42643764
Holy shit that is metal as fuck.

Don't kill him, fucking get him to make more. Nab him on the pretense of proper prosecution or some shit.

>> No.42654372

>>42654302
How many people were in your group, anon?

>> No.42654379
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42654379

Honestly those guys are dumb as shit, I need a new group

>> No.42654422

>>42654372
Four, already checked the percentage

0.000625%. Less than 7 millionth's.

>> No.42654488

>>42654422
>less than 7 millionths
see me after class

>> No.42654531
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42654531

>>42654422
Nice.

>> No.42654575

>>42654422
0.0001 one ten-thousandth
0.000001 one millionth
you what

>> No.42654579

>>42642768
>down syndrome
>AKA trisomy 21
>robbing someone of another chromosome

It's like they had no fucking clue what they were doing when they made that pic!

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>> No.42654689

>>42654575
1% = 0.01
0.0001%= 0.000001
0.000001 one millionth
0.000625%=0.00000625<7 millonth's

>> No.42654696
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42654696

We didn't know what we were expecting when it started.

But we're loving the hell out of it now.

>> No.42654814

>>42654689

>1% = 0.01
>0.0001%= 0.000001
>0.000001 one millionth

This is all correct, but 0.000625% is 6.25 millionths, or 1/160000.

>> No.42654848

>>42654689
Oh. Less that 7-in-a-million chance, but only ~6.3 ten-thousandths of a percent.

>> No.42654910

>>42654579
Maybe they had down's syndrome.

>> No.42654919

>>42654579

Robbing people of extra chromosomes is how they got downs syndrome.

>> No.42655042
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42655042

Sometimes the deals with devils are win/win/win

>> No.42655078
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42655078

do you really need to ask to find out what happened?

>> No.42655079

>>42655042
Just because it seems like winning now doesn't mean it's not gonna come back for your ass when you least expect it.

>> No.42655115
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>>42655079
>come back for your ass
again, win/win

>> No.42655119

>>42655078
Lucky. Wish my group would go out for ice cream.

>> No.42655140

>>42655115
I recognise that sameface.

>> No.42655298
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>players "A", " B" and "C" on last session discovered that player "D" was truly a vampire
>"D" flees from the party, thinking they'll kill him
>entire session is about finding him and comical situations on the verge of finding him
>session ends with "A", " B", and "C" playing cards on a covered table which is in fact "D's" coffin
>"D" was resting inside the coffin and is there like "fuck"

>> No.42656477
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> infiltrate secret underground lab beneath an old castle to steal research data/find out what they're working on
> Gas security with knockout gas, generally take out security. Hacker is blocking all alert triggers. Blocks a call going to outside.
> Suddenly guards start shooting down a hallway. We check each other, non of us is even near them.
> Peek in, they're all dead and dismembered. Some medical bay.
> Check rooms behind, find literally thousands of cryo caskets in silos. Matrix.jpg
> They don't look human. Files in the medlab talk about super soldier research and finding a body from "out of this world".
> They start waking up
> Nope.png
> Throw some HE grenades inside and run. We got what we came for.
> Pic related
> Hacker drops the deadbolt airlocks behind us.
> Come out of a sewer emergency exit and get greeted by armed forces.

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>Trying to sell big diamonds to a lord
>We negotiate, it's fine
>We go out of the castle
>The wizard ask my rogue out of the blue "Hey, do you think we can rob the place?

Oh yes. Yes, we can.

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>>42656477
Next session

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>>42642571

It's the closest I've come to killing the lot of the entire party in one go, and I did it with the weakest spiders in the fucking dungeon.

>> No.42659099

>>42649743
I can almost get over Goku stealing scenes in the show or movies; he is the main character, after all. But in a roleplaying game where you make your own character, it's inexcusable.

If they wanted someone to help you during the final boss fight, it should have been Trunks.

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>>42642571

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>>42659099
>If they wanted someone to help you during the final boss fight, it should have been Trunks.
I'd want to agree with you, but I still have a seething hatred of his useless-ass AI. Fucking Trunks was useless for most of the game, and the one time he DOES help you he dies in like three hits if he's lucky and has the survival skills of a lemming on cocaine. At least Heroes does him justice.

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>Magical Burst

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>promise a priestess that we will go fight undead to the Ancient Battlegrounds
>party is not at all specced for fighting undead in any way
>there is no prize or treasure in there as far as she knows
>our employer has gone insane atm and can't tell us if we get paid
>there is no reasonable reason for us to do this

>I did not even multiclass into the paladin yet

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> Dwarf cleric discovers merchant prince brother, his only living relative, is making biological weapons
> Brother plans to use bioweapon to destroy city to reshape trade routes and make millions
> "This... is wrong."
> "Spare me, brother. I don't want to hear any talk of morality or law. I've heard enough of it. There's no morality in the real world; only power -- those who wield it, and those who never could."
> Cleric thinks for a moment, then glares at the brother
> "Is that why you killed Dad?"

> Party's face when

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>>42642571
Hey there, you guys look like you need a job or something. It just so happens i know this little dark whole i need cleared out......

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Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay and the party is forming a Principality in the Border Princes.

>find out our trading outpost razed by chaos warriors
>finding large neighboring city now occupied by Champion Ragnir the Bloody-Handed and has been renamed Gorehold
>found deserted hamlet that the scout had destroyed the previous session as he was chased by a Bloodthirster on a Bloodcrusher
>try to talk to crazy Bright Wizard Prince, but he closed his borders for some reason and is after some magical artifacts of a legendary wizard
>ask another Prince in forested territory for lumber to rebuild trading outpost
>Dwarf Engineer and Elven Merchant try to buy construction materials to repair our keep and rebuild village [takes like 30-45 minutes]
>now going to spy on an unusually long-term prince, goes by High Imperator, that lumber prince is bordering in exchange for the wood

We also found out about Myrmidian Cult on a nearby island. We're eventually going to try to recruit them and see if they would want to help us siege Gorehold and kill Ragnir.

>> No.42660397

>>42659296
Well, that's an AI issue. Story-wise, I mean, I'd rather Trunks to Goku.

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>mfw I only managed to hit one goblin once
>mfw I crit fumbled 3 attack rolls with 3 different weapons

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>>42642571

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18 STR, 17 DEX, 14 CON, 15 CHA AND I NEVER FUCK UP A GRAPPLE

THE CHAMP IS HERE

>> No.42661455

>>42660871
*cringe*

>> No.42661460

>>42661455
When you get the chance you take it

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Party Techpriest had an unarmed match with an Ork.

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>>42642571
as what happened with one of my players:
>i see the locked chest
>i can't open the locked chest
>i shoot magic missle at the locked chest
>MFW

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Punisher Goofy

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> "I'll search for signs of Heresy."
kay, good plan
> "Rapid fire TO HIS FACE"
Righteous, I dig.
> "I grapple the Daemonhost"
mfw

>> No.42662498

>>42644581
Beautiful. Tell me you've worked in digenis akritas.
[Insert Two Blood Border Lord joke]

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I'm the second to a fantastically powerful vampire who has to fight a possibly even stronger one in a duel, only the first vampire's adopted daughter got kidnapped, so now I have to step in and get my dickhole smashed. Mercifully the other vampire seems to want me as a pawn and it's a duel to "submission" not death.

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WE WERE ALL ALPHA LEGION THE ENTIRE TIME!

Except, ironically, the one none of us had orders to assassinate.

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>>42642571
Oldest trick in the book

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Our anti-social Warlock got forcibly married to a Vampire lady, it was pretty cute.

>> No.42663136

>>42662842
That's not cute at all

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The party fought in the Battle of Trenton. It was fun and they all got drunk and ate leftover sauerkraut afterward because none of them had eaten in days.

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>>42642571

>> No.42664065

>>42648547
>>42648696
>>42649403
>>42649743
Man, this group just sounds fucking amazing

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The thief ended up putting on some cursed clothing that was slowly killing her and she couldn't remove it herself.
The Cleric rolled a twenty on attempting to undress the Thief.

She's now wrapped in the Cleric's spare robe till we get her a new one.

Meanwhile the group is getting a lot of laughs out of it.

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>>42664465
but cute

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Survived with at -15 hp after failing both my reflex save and my will save against the final shadow evocation burning hands from my teammate that took down the Shae that'd summoned an unnatural darkness. That's the second session that has had me at 1 hp from death on my paladin-turned-antipaladin. Needed fresh underwear both times...

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>> No.42665653

>>42649750
Have it? Somewhere...last rule set we were using had adjusted the XP cost of Ki attacks. (Beam attacks/magnitude are expensive as FUCK).
>>42664065
We have fun. Plus one of us is a very regular fa/tg/uy who LOVES the DBZ human/tuffle quest threads along with the RE:Monster quest. When we discussed Yajirobe's PWNing of Vegeta, he bust out "Yaji-Swolly For the Win!" which was just hilarious.

While I'm thinking about it, I fucked up on the LoL reference
>Heckran=/=Hecarim
>Derp.

>> No.42665681

>>42664609
>-15
>Normal threshold for "YOU DEAD"=-10
What system you using? Cause I know of a few that use "Your negative CON score is your death threshold"

>> No.42668968

>>42662177
QT. Who is?

>> No.42669070

>>42644144
I'm not sure "fucking up" really describes how dumb it was to walk in the front door of the command center without any sort of clearance or disguise and go "Sup buddies!".
Though it did lead to an amazing push-car getaway. Shame we didn't have a running battle against storm troopers follow in carts.

>> No.42669240

>>42642749
Rouge trader?

>> No.42670550

>>42669240

>Rouge
ugh

Image cap reached, it seems. new thread?

>> No.42670755

>>42643103
>I feel like this is crossing the line from being dumbasses to wanting an entirely different sort of game than you did.
>Your group is part of a murder cult
I could roll with it, but it would require that the players have more subtlety than just slaughtering everyone.

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