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>You are walking through a trade city after your latest adventure. You hope to sell your loot for enough gold to spend a couple months living in luxury. However as you pass through the market place you see this.

What you do, adventurer?

>> No.41802187

I tell them that they must release the orc, for freedom is the right of all sentient beings!

>> No.41802192

>>41802147
>buy both those 15k elf cuties

>> No.41802193

>>41802147
Is slavery legal and accepted in this region or is this sight unusual because it isn't?

>> No.41802233

>>41802187

YOU HAVE MY BLASTER, LORD CULLEN

>> No.41802236

Keep browsing, 15k is a bit much for my blood. He's not even in good shape or trained well.

>> No.41802260

>>41802147
remove slaver

>> No.41802265

>>41802147
Barter for the orc slave using some of the valuable plunder and employ him as a bodyguard. Thus the first member of party is introduced.

>> No.41802318

>>41802236

Come on nigga 15,000 Z is like 15,000 gold in a game where your beginner's rags costs like 50g to buy.

Or more likely, they use gold as a 1:1 with yen, making it 150 dollars.

That sounds kinda cheap though. Wait, how much is a sex slave supposed to cost?

>> No.41802352

>>41802147

We need someone to cary around a cart in order to haul all the loot we've built up over the campaign. Purchase the orc...or pigman, and agree to set him free once we're done adventuring, or when we can find a suitable replacement for him.

>> No.41802539

>>41802147
Is that orc still a virgin?

>> No.41802550

>>41802539
He was before the elves finished breaking him in

>> No.41802558

>>41802236
>He's not even in good shape
he could be rippling with muscle under that girth

>> No.41802559

>>41802550
that'll diminish his value

>> No.41802590

>>41802187
My robotic brethren!

>> No.41802601

>>41802147
Orc dick size?

>> No.41802617

I'll give 30 for the Ara Ara looking elf on the right.

>> No.41802637

>>41802352
he'd run away on the first night

>> No.41802638

>>41802601
Small enough the elves laugh at them
This is the case for all male orcs, it's their deepest secret

>> No.41802689

>15K
>for a fucking orc
He better be made of solid gold.

>> No.41802733

>>41802147
Ask the DM why this town uses zenny instead of gold coins.

>> No.41802979

>>41802147

>Two Elves trying to sell a fat crying orc.

>The Orc is most likely a captive from a poor, mundane, low-population density dirt farming community.

>The Orc is probably crying because the amount of shock is overriding his normally aggressive tendancies: this is the most people he's ever seen, the elves probably raped him, he doesn't speak the language, he's naked infront of hundreds of other people, and only just a day ago he was probably picking onions and playing with piggies on his uncles farm.

>As a result- that's all the Orc can do but cry: he can't calm down enough to rationalize or understand the situation he's in, so he cries.

My jimmies are mild to wildly rustled.
I don't like bad things happening to stupid animals.
Just because you KILL Orcs doesn't mean you enjoy or want to see torterous things happen to them- that's what makes the difference between vigilantism and sadism.

I free the Orc and Rape the Elves.

>> No.41803051

>>41802147
Casually remind myself that this is why I'm happy to be employed under the new Emperor's regime. The former kingdom's laws never would have allowed those girls to be out on the street, working; we live in such a progressive society now. Truly, the invasion was better for us all.

>> No.41803141

>>41802689
>not knowing they charge by the pound

heavier livestock always costs more

>> No.41803223

>>41802147
Man, that pimp's bracelets are kinda...

I mean, between that and the stuff on his legs, isn't it hard to walk around?

Is this the fantasy equivalent of all those dumbasses with their pants halfway to their knees? Thinking they look all cool as they waddle forward, holding the damn things up with one hand before they trip and fall...

>> No.41803453

>>41802147
First he makes a polite request that they release the Orc, then a forceful one.
If they don't comply I shall declare my god sees all and slavery is an abomination in his sight before attacking.
and no GM, just because I'm lawful good doesn't mean I have to allow it if it's part of the City's law. You should have known this would happen if a lawful good cleric of a God of honor saw slavers.

>> No.41803460

>>41803141
>about to be sold for who knows what, in those outfits
>bitch on the left is too busy being jealous and spiteful of the other's superior physique

Women.

>> No.41803516

>>41802979
This kind of got me, shit.

>> No.41803601

Tell him to wait. We may both slaves but we WILL escape or die trying.

>> No.41803612

>>41802539
God damn genderbending elf player...

>> No.41803620

>>41802147
Well it's not exactly common to do temple rituals out on the market square like this but different people have different..

..you say they're Selling him. Like property?
The first thing to do is have a word with Criston, he's from this area. If this isn't some terrible joke and the lawkeepers won't break it up I'll have to speak with the closest temple Headmaster or Headmistress. A social team could probably be in this city within the week to spread the good news and reinforce/establish temples on site.

>> No.41803637

>>41802147
apply crossbow to the thigh of either elf scum and free the orc

>> No.41803657

>>41803637
Fight the matriarchy!

>> No.41803673

>>41802147
Keep walkin'. Those little runts must be baddass as hell and I don't want no trabble.

>> No.41803708

>>41802147
Remove the Elves, because they are clearly Jewish Illuminati agents, like all elves. Then free my green brother and find him some pants.

>> No.41803716

>>41802979
I was going to reply until I read this, and it sums up my feels adequately.

>> No.41803737

>>41802147
"How much for the elves bro?"
I'm on to your tricks Orc man

>> No.41803773

>>41803516
It is rather depressing

>> No.41803808

>>41802147
>Playing Shadowrun

Don't care what the Fixer says the job is; it's time to geek some elves and break up their orc-trafficking operation.

>> No.41803854

>>41802147
>Kill the elves for commiting an evil act of slavery
>Free the orc
>Kill him too for being innately evil
Thus is the way of the paladin

>> No.41803870

>>41802147

Eh, if I had the money I'd buy him.

Look at the guy. He's despondent. If I have money leftover I'd buy him some clothes, take off the chains, and treat him to some food, grog, and a couple of prostitutes. If it's enough to get muscle like that on my side for the next adventure, sweet. Seems like a worthwhile addition. If he just wants to go back home, I'll walk him back there. Don't recall visiting the orcish homeland before, could be a fun way to spend a season.

>> No.41803874

>>41803808
Goddamn white hats need to get the fuck out of my jobs. Daddy needs too trick out his new drones and unless YOU are planning to pay for them; leave your goddamn morals at the door chummer.

>> No.41803922

>>41803874
What color is my mohawk, chummer? I do what I want!

>> No.41803947

>>41803854
>Kill the orc for being innately evil
>Not reform the orc and lead him onto the path of righteousness
It's like you're not even trying, Brother.

>> No.41803984

>>41803947

It entirely matters the orc good sir.

If it were a Warcraft Orc then he would be very well capable of redemption.

But some orcs are literally inherently evil and incapable of being reformed.

Tis a mercy to slay them.

>> No.41804012

>>41803984
But is it truly, Brother?
Are you so jaded as to truly believe that a being is irredeemable?

Who can judge what an orc will do when presented with the chance of a better life?

>> No.41804037

>>41802147
>Kill one of the elves
>Rape the other, then kill her
>Free the orc
>Kill the orc as he's thanking me
Chaotic Evil!

>> No.41804066

>>41804037
>not taking the oppai elf back to your treehouse as a slave?
oathbreaker pls
My neutral evil druid says hello

>> No.41804101

>>41804066
Hmmm, good point. Perhaps she can become my protege. The powerless always crave power themselves, after all. She may end up stabbing me in the back, but I will have sown the seeds of darkness in her heart long before then.

Perhaps I'll kidnap BOTH the elves, and force them to compete for my favor.

>> No.41804103

>>41802979
>>41803516
>>41803773
>>41803716

>Why does the Orc Cry?

>Does the Orc cry because he was beaten? No, he has been beaten his entire life, he has been beaten by everyone he's ever known and has in turn come to welcome beatings as a reminder of self improvement and physical acknowledgement- that is life.

>Does the Orc cry because he was enslaved? No, he has had slaves, he has seen slaves, and he understand at some point he will be a slave. He understands submission, to work under another and to slave for a master with a "zug zug" and a "work work"- that is life.

>Does the Orc even cry because he was raped? No, it was his captors right and privilege to rape him. He will never live it down, it will be a constant scar and terrible memory, but he will not cry about it- that is life.

>The Orc cries because he does not understand.
>The Orc cries because he was captured by an enemy he has never seen before, taken to a fortress he has never known of, filled with people he never knew existed.
>The Orc will cry and he will weep and call out for help to the only things he's ever respected in his life: His god, his mother, his father and he will receive no response.

>> No.41804135

>>41804101
insert mind-break doujin plot here

>> No.41804180

>>41804103
The orc cries because no one wants to buy these girls he so carefully and thoroughly broke in.

He cries at the injustice of our capitalist corporatocracy, and the inherent bias at all levels of our society against the little guy.

The orc weeps, for you could have these two hot elves, and our entire world be so much more.

>> No.41804189

Fuck this thread made me sad. I need to do something to commit acts of justice now.

>> No.41804199

>The orc cries because nobody thinks he's worth buying

>> No.41804223

>>41803854
>>41804037
>Fuck the elves
>Fuck the orc
>Free the orc
>Fuck the orc again
Thus is the way of the bard.

>> No.41804236

>give the orc his Z30k
>as i walk to check out with my new self heating pillows and washing machine offer orc a job and friendship
Its good to make nice to a possible city destroying corpse maker.

>> No.41804245

>be me
>be Solar dawncast
>be 4 dots of Compassion
>be red rage of compassion for limit break

Everyone is going to die. Forever.

>> No.41804290

>>41802147
Aks how much the elves cost.

>> No.41804312

>>41804180
>The orc cries because no one wants to buy these girls he so carefully and thoroughly broke in.


HELLO.
ME AM WEEPING ORC- UNUSUAL NAME, YES? HOW ME GET IT?
WITH ME AMAZING DEALS DOWN AT WEEPING ORC'S SLAVE TRADING POST, WHERE PRICES SO LOW- ME WEEPING!

YOU WANT ELF? WE GOT ELF: SHORT ELF, TALL ELF, ELF WITH LONG EARS, ELF WITH SHORT EARS, ELF WITH BIG COW TIT. WHO NOT WANT ELF WITH COW TIT? MORE TIT TO GRAB, BETTER HANDLE, BETTER DEAL!

AMAZING DEAL ON GIANT SLAVES. LIMITED SUPPLY- WILL. NOT. LAST- GIANT VERY HARD TO ENSLAVE.

YOU MALE HUMAN? NO WORRIES, NO JUDGE: HAVE CENTAUR SLAVE. ME REPEAT: HORSE. VAGINA. JUST LIKE HOME ON PLAINS.

ALL SLAVES COME GAR- GARAU- PROMISE NO BRUISES, NO INJURY, ALL TEETH, FULL HEAD OF HAIR.

COME TO WEEPING ORC'S SLAVE TRADING POST.
COME NOW OR YOU MAKE WEEPING ORC CRY!!!!!

>> No.41804320

>>41802147
Obviously the op fine name was a typo and should of been orc slaver. You see, he had to sell his favorite elves and is beside himself with grief, to the point of chaining himself up to prevent an Orcish fit of berserk rage.

>> No.41804327

>>41802979
>>41802147
>Crying orc being sold off by elves clearly enjoying his pain

Nope, I ask them to release the orc
If not I find out if the law prohibits slavery, or see if I can't get a constable to get them on some legal technicality.

If not I set him free whenever they pen him up or whoever buys him. Get him some clothing and some food, try to get him home.

Kill the slavers, they profit from misery and the world is better off without them

>> No.41804328

>>41802147

Buy the orc
Rape the elves with my new orc-bro
Acquire currency

Pic tangentially related

>> No.41804335

>>41804312
I'm stealing this pitch. It will appear with some modification in a campaign at some point. You have only yourself to blame for this.

>> No.41804340

>>41802979
Damn I came here to laugh, not to feel

>> No.41804352

>>41804290
Read the signs.....

>> No.41804361

>>41804312
>ELF WITH BIG COW TIT. WHO NOT WANT ELF WITH COW TIT? MORE TIT TO GRAB, BETTER HANDLE, BETTER DEAL!

Motherfucking Weeping Orc knows what the fuck is up. From now on, I get my elf sex slaves exclusively from Weeping Orc's Slave Trading Post.

My orc!

>> No.41804370

>>41804352
I can't read.

>> No.41804373

>>41804312
>YOU MALE HUMAN? NO WORRIES, NO JUDGE: HAVE CENTAUR SLAVE. ME REPEAT: HORSE. VAGINA. JUST LIKE HOME ON PLAINS.

10/10

>> No.41804376

>>41804312
>JUST LIKE HOME ON PLAINS.
Fucking lost it!
>NO BRUISES, NO INJURY, ALL TEETH
And then you lost me.

>> No.41804395

>>41804370
Well shit. i'm sorry sir! Here. I'll count out the exact amount of gold needed if you hand me your coin purse real quick. Free of charge for the hassle.

>> No.41804409

>>41804376

I only buy toothless wenches for extra smooth usage.

>> No.41804416

>>41804312
Screenshot this.

>> No.41804441

>>41804395
Just tell me what's written there.

>> No.41804445

>>41802147
>not raping the elves
/tg/ i'm disappointed in you lot.

>> No.41804455

>>41804312

I demand more.

>> No.41804464

>>41804441
Thats like a years worth of teacher sir. I could pull a former teacher slave down for you if you'd like.

>> No.41804468

>>41804199
Anonymous : You should realize that the wealthy have exotic tastes. Look at how fucking weird people have gotten as quality of life as gone up.

The Elf girls are just being lazy and not taking him to the slave markets where the proper buyers can be more easily found. Bitches don't want to pay the Guild Fees.

>> No.41804470

>>41804312
11/10 post made me laugh

>> No.41804471

>>41804416

This do it for ya?


Also,

>Buy Orc
>Murder Slaving Elves
>???
>Profit

>> No.41804475

>>41804409
>smooth usage.
You've never had a toothless whore.

>> No.41804496

>>41804445
Yes, we should spout more memes.

>> No.41804502

>>41804471
Goddamn. I'm kinda proud of me now.

>> No.41804509

>>41804464
I may be some dumb backwards barbarian but even I get the feeling you are scheming something here.

>> No.41804512

I walk on as i have little reason to pick a fight with merchants.

Slaves will the be freed and left to run rampant after we have publicly assassinated the king during the coronation ceremony.

And i'll observe the bedlam and chaos from a safe rooftop.

>> No.41804516

Buy the orc. Make him a standard slave. Force him to pleasure me every night.

>tfw no DM will ever indulge my magical realm of buying and using sex slaves as my asshole but not quite evil characters

>> No.41804535

>>41804312
Best post on /tg/ in quite a while.

>> No.41804539

>>41804516
Look : I don't want to have to fucking RP sex.

Especially as the fat orc you want to fuck

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU OPEN WITH I FUCKING RUN MY TONGUE ACROSS HIS MAN BOOBS AND BITE ON HIS NIPPLE

>> No.41804541

>buy orc with numerous shiny goblets found in caves
>give orc several shiny goblet and set free
>offer to let him adventure with me in search for more shiny goblets
>first adventure: Big and Little Tit Elf Whores known for having many shiny goblet

>> No.41804542

>>41802147

Not going to be the one to shout racist undertones but...

>> No.41804545

>>41804471
This image is saved for posterity, nicely done.

>> No.41804546

>>41804509
We have a full selection of lawyer slaves too sir they require a permit to own. Which we also sell.

>> No.41804552

>>41804539

That right there is how you weed out the weak GMs from the strong.

>> No.41804571

>>41804552
Yes. The weak ones don't put their fucking foot down against magical realm bullshit.

If I have to keep my fetishes out then so do you.

Unless you feel like playing entire campaigns as characters shrunk down to 1cm in size.

>> No.41804574

>>41804546
IS THIS WHOLE TOWN SLAVES?

ARE YOU A SLAVE?

>> No.41804584

>>41804574

A slave... TO CAPITALISM!

>> No.41804591

>>41804539

Hey man, I never said it had to be ERP. I just want it to be clear; this is my slave. I will use him how I please. It doesn't have to even be stated roughly that I fuck him, just implied.

Some delicious subby stockholm syndrome or actual romance could come later, I just wish it could happen once. I like to play characters that fit in the world a bit, so if slavery is a thing I'd maybe own a slave.

I just wish that people wouldn't automatically be like sex slave = evil. That's all.

>>41804552

kek

>> No.41804618

>>41804584

>> No.41804623

>>41804584
WE ARE ALL SLAVES

WILLFULLY CHAINED IN LUXURY

AT LAST I TRULY SEE

>> No.41804629

>>41804574
Here at Smilin' Joes we're a slave to YOU! Our customer! So come on in today!

>> No.41804631

>>41804618
Get the fuck out of my store.

>> No.41804661

>>41804618

You can just feel the white hot rage seething behind those chestnut eyes...

>> No.41804677

>>41804312
This is a nice post. This is a real fuckin nice post.

>> No.41804715

>>41804631
>>41804661
Is this game not set in a time/culture where haggling is a normal practice? I can't tell whether this response is jokingly unreasonable or not and I'm also too lazy to actually research things about this game.

>> No.41804733

>>41804715
Glad I always keep this handy.

>> No.41804742

>>41804715
People will come into your store and haggle over apples or loaves of bread.

If it's not common practice, then it's just more reason that Tear should've gone on a mass murder spree.

>> No.41804745

>>41804715
In the game, the little girls who come to your shop are incredibly picky and bitchy and exist only to ruin your chain/streak on selling items.

>> No.41804752

>>41804715
Bitches don't know about my inflation periods

>> No.41804753

>>41804312

HELLO.
ME AM WEEPING ORC- UNUSUAL NAME, YES? HOW ME GET IT?
FROM WEEPING OVER DEFEATED SLAVERS ME OUT COMPETE WITH ME OUTRAGEOUS DEALS!!!!!! SO SAD!!!!

YOU WANT GOBLIN SLAVE? OF COURSE YOU DO. ME HAVE MANY STACKS OF SHORTSTACK: ME PRACTICALLY GIVING THEM AWAY! PLEASE TAKE THEM.

WANT GET BACK IN TOUCH WITH NATURE? NO WORRIES, HAVE WIDE SELECTION OF CUTE ANIMAL PEOPLE: PIGGY, BUNNY, KITTY, MOTH, ANT, AND BEE! ALL FOR LOW, LOW PRICE- GET PACKAGE DEAL: BUY MANY BUNNY GIRLS, GET MANY BUNNY BOYS- NO ONE LONELY. NOT FEEL DIFFERENCE.

SMALL CHILD? NO ADULT MONEY? NO WORRY! WEEPING ORC NOT MAKE CHILDREN CRY: BOTTLED FAIRIES NOW ON SALE. START SMALL. START TODAY. GOOD PRACTICE.

CAN'T MAKE UP MIND? DON'T. BUY CHANGELING: ME THINK ME HAVE CHANGLING!!!


ALL SLAVES COME GAR- GARAUN- ME SWEAR: NO BRUISES, NO INJURY, ALL TEETH, FULL HEAD OF HAIR.

COME TO WEEPING ORC'S SLAVE TRADING POST.
COME NOW OR YOU MAKE WEEPING ORC CRY!!!!!!!!

>> No.41804769

>>41804733
That doesn't really answer my specific question of if such price negotiation is depicted in-game as a normal part of doing business as a fantasy shopkeeper type person, as I'm pretty sure it usually was historically.

>> No.41804777

>>41804753
See now I have to question this guy's operation.
How does one have such a large quantity of slaves?

>> No.41804780

>>41804753
Hello, Weeping Orc, sir!

I'd like to buy one of your finest bee-ladies!

>>41804769
It's standard practice in the world they're in, more or less. Seeing as everyone does it.

>> No.41804786

>>41804769
Yeah it's normal in game but the girls have the lowest amount of pocket money and always screw you. Also that specific line of dialogue comes after you've incorrectly gauged her price range and your glorious combo has ended.

>> No.41804787

>>41804777
Sounds like he runs the local monopoly.

>> No.41804792

>>41804715
They are called Jew Lolis for a reason

>> No.41804797

>>41804733

One day I swear I'm going to read this shit outloud and record my vocal cords exploding...

>> No.41804809

>>41804777
Local Orcs are poor and dumb as shit, and will die for him in raids.

>> No.41804817

>>41804787
You can run a monopoly all you want but that doesn't make a slaving operation that large feasible. Mark my words there's something fishy about this slaver.

>> No.41804821

>>41804777
He cries so much that people enslave themselves out of pity.

>> No.41804825

>>41804817
Only thing fishy are these outrageous deals on mermaiden slaves he has.

>> No.41804857

I take the orc.
And then help him get back to it's feet.
Then I introduce him to my best friend's daughter who had always bad luck with guys.
He looks genuine enough to give it a try.

>> No.41804862

and updated screencap because doing this shit is the only reason I have to live anymore.

>> No.41804863

>>41804797
DO IT

JUST DO IT

DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

JUST

DO IT

>> No.41804866

>>41804715
That's just how Recettear plays.

>> No.41804894

>>41804777
HELLO.
ME AM WEEPING ORC- UNUSUAL NAME, YES? HOW ME GET IT?

I AM SENSIB- SENSI- TACT- ME VERY NICE.
OTHER NOT.
SO SLAVES COME TO ME.
AND I GIVE TO YOU, IF YOU OKAY AND HAVE MONEY.

ALL SLAVES COME GAR- GARAUN- ME SWEAR: NO BRUISES, NO INJURY, ALL TEETH, FULL HEAD OF HAIR.

>> No.41804902

>>41804312
>YOU MALE HUMAN? NO WORRIES, NO JUDGE: HAVE CENTAUR SLAVE. ME REPEAT: HORSE. VAGINA. JUST LIKE HOME ON PLAINS.

>> No.41804918

>>41804825

MALE HUMAN! DO YOU LOOK AT FISH GIRL AND WONDER IF SHE HAS FISH VAGINA? NO MORE WONDER! BUY MERMAIDEN AND FIND OUT!

>> No.41804928

>>41804918
I'm somewhat frightened imagining what this thread has created.

>> No.41804936

YOU STAND HERE WITH SIGNS UP, LOCKING AWAY OTHER LIFEFORMS LIKE YOU'RE SOME KIND OF QUEENS!

THAT'S NOBODY'S LIMITATION BUT YOUR OWN!!

>> No.41804943

>>41804777
Weeping orc cries himself to sleep every night because his slaves are inferior. Here at Smilin' Joes nobody leaves, without a smile!

>> No.41804958

>>41804862
Doing the work of Tehlu anon

>> No.41804961

>>41804245
>Dawn Zenith up in this bitch
>Presence and socialization EVERYWHERE
>acceptable meelee
>Protect all the innocents!

>> No.41804972

>>41804862

>> No.41804977

>>41804972
It needs the OP image for context.

>> No.41804993

>>41804972

... was the other version not to your liking?

>> No.41805008

>>41804943
Joe, your slaves are scrawny and malnourished.

Look, that one's missing a leg!

If anything, Weeping Orc weeps over how good these slaves COULD have been.

>> No.41805033

>>41805008
My slaves come in many varieties and flavors! That particular one was for a contractor that defaulted. Here at Smilin Joe's we custom make every order! Want that cute Milf elf in back but wish she didn't have those pesky limbs? We'll take them off free of charge! Because here at Smilin' Joes everybody smiles, Eventually!

>> No.41805149

>>41805033
And that's why he weeps.
He sees you mistreating and goring your products.

>> No.41805163

>>41803601
That doll

Every fucking time

>> No.41805241

>>41805149
At Smilin' Joe's no customer's request is too much! No request to strange! Everyone leaves satisified and with a smile! Also weeping orc cries because his business practice of selling "refurbished" military surplus recently came to light.

>> No.41805263

>>41805241
I'm not so sure you can call giving medical aid to wounded prisoners of war 'refurbishment'.

And anyway, what the hell are you supposed to do with a limbless slave?

>> No.41805402

But Weeping Orc, surely you don't only carry female slaves, what if your customers want a male slave to have their way with?

>> No.41805410

>>41805241
Now Joe, I'm a simple man. I fought in the war, just like you. Well, 'cept I was on the other side, fightin' for the glory of the empire, all hail our new overlord. And if it weren't for the empire, you wouldn't even be able to make your livin' trading in humanoid lives. That's your right and that's what I fought for. But I didn't risk my life to see you besmirch the reputation of my good friend Weeping Orc. You oughta be ashamed of yerself, lyin' to the public about his business practices.

>> No.41805431

>>41805402
He has male ones too. Why, just a few moments ago he was telling me about this package deal he has. Bunny girls AND bunny boys.

It's almost like he never runs out of those things.

>> No.41805459

>>41802689
Inflation, mang. 15k gold is like...one pig in barter thanks to the asshole adventurers that keep drowning the market in looted ancient gold.

>> No.41805461

>>41804753
>bottled fairies
I played a game once where this was a thing people did. I spent so much goddamn money releasing them.

>> No.41805476

>>41802979
Anon was humanitarian today, I am impressed.

>> No.41805481

>>41803984
>Not killing the concept of evil within the Orcs soul.

How the fuck can you call yourself a Paladin?

>> No.41805491

>>41805263
Only giving medical aid to wounded soldiers in the heat of battle AFTER they sign an enslavement contract is a despicable business practice no matter the race. Here at Smilin' Joes we serve a great many clientele just waiting for a premium slave that suits their needs, and if they don't have to wait for the slave to be prepped even better! We also have a surplus of limbs on hand at all times for the jigsaw lovers as well.

>> No.41805502

>>41805410
My good sir you ARE simple man so i shan't confuse you with our complex legal system on business practices and corporate warfare but i assure my slaves are imported from the finest locales not from disease filled battlefields. Come on by and see the quality difference for yourself. A 20% discount for my fellow countrymen and veterans!

>> No.41805592

>>41804961
>Presence and socialization EVERYWHERE

In three days there is no slavery in the kingdom anymore. All the slavers collectively decide that slavery is bad and unethical. They weep as you explain the only way they can atone for their sins is to give you all the profit they made from the slave trade, with all the slaves. Won by this incredible show of kindness, the slaves decide to willingly and freely serve you for the rest of their lives.

>> No.41805597

>>41805263
>what the hell are you supposed to do with a limbless slave
You need more /d/ in you my friend.

>> No.41805602

>>41805597
No no, you replace the brain WITH the /d/.

>> No.41805628

>>41805597
Look, you're not gonna be fucking them 24/7.

So why not have a slave who can... y'know. do things while you're not doing them?

>> No.41805639

>>41805628
>Look, you're not gonna be fucking them 24/7.
Oh anon...

>So why not have a slave who can... y'know. do things while you're not doing them?
You can buy another one.
Buy more to get more!

>> No.41805641

>>41802539
Fuck you man it's people obsessed with virginity that ruined the sex slavery market

>> No.41805657

>>41805641
Supply demand nigga.

>> No.41805693

>>41802147
Ignore.

Fucking orcs and their awkward fetishes.

>> No.41805976

>>41802147
Slavery is wrong
Smite Evil

>> No.41806062

>>41802147
Buy the orc and then release him. With a bit of luck he'll join me.

As for the slavers...nah. Won't tell it. Too dirty.

>> No.41806081

>>41806062
>Too dirty.
You know where you are?

>> No.41806100

>>41806081
I know. That's why I won't tell.

>> No.41806110

>>41806081
>You know where you are?
Not /d/.

>> No.41806188

>>41804312
Am I the only one who hears this in a thick Armenian accent?

>> No.41806204

>>41805976
>Slavery is wrong
Slavery builds nations, slavery is only wrong when the need for slaves is not needed.

>> No.41806211

>>41802147
I send the girls to some powerful healer because goddamn, they have some serious anatomy issues.

>> No.41806213

>>41802192
This
And wonder why the Orc is sitting there in chains

>> No.41806219

>>41806110
What horrible world we live in where raping the elves is considered /d/.

>> No.41806235

>>41802147
15 "money" for a full set of large Shackles, chains, and Leather Straps! That's basically giving them away at that price!

>> No.41806238

>>41802187
kek
>orcs
>sentient beings
they are glorified pigs, nothing more

>> No.41806251

>>41802233
And my gun!

>> No.41806260

>>41802147
Notify the City Watch that someone brought a wild animal beyond city walls.

>> No.41806271

>>41805461
What does a bottled fairy even do?

>> No.41806284

>>41806271
They're very stretchy.

>> No.41806285

>>41802187
>>41802233
>>41802590
>>41804327
>>41805976
And my foot at sufficient velocity!

>>41804312
>>41804753
>>41804894
>>41804918
Well damn, I may be completely ideologically opposed to your business Weeping Orc, but that is one hell of a sales pitch!

>>41804571
>Unless you feel like playing entire campaigns as characters shrunk down to 1cm in size.
...I'd play it.

>> No.41806287

>>41802147
I actually had to deal with a similar situation. Here's what I did
>steal all their slave-dosh
Such is life as an chaotic-neutral Rogue

>> No.41806299

>>41806287
What if they do it for free?

>> No.41806327

>>41806110
You know, you can do other things to elves than insert huge futa horse cock.

>> No.41806337

>>41802147
Buy the orc to kill him. Why letting an orc live?

>> No.41806355

>>41802147

Since i am an Orc Adventurer myself, here is the plan:

1) kill the elves
2) punch the other orc in the face. Now he have something else to cry for
3) run like hell from the market
4) hide somewhere
5) the place where i'm hiding is full of those sadistic elf-girl-slavers
6) ihadenoughofthisshit.jpg
7) kill all the elves
8) drop my gear and pretend to be one of the other orc slaves (putting some chains on)
9) when the guards breaks in, i blend with the other slaves
10) just as planned
11) they sell us to a wizards that secretly sacrifice his slaves to summon demons to have sex with
12) welp, at least there are no damn elves
13) now is time for a new plan.....

>> No.41806364

Best plan is to get your orc party member to be a ringer, sell him to the elves, get buddy with the elves, then working together free all the slaves, and use the gratitude of the slaves to further whatever political plots you may or may not have in the town.

>> No.41806373

>>41802147

Probably report this to the guard if the city has one, I know a lot of games have slavery but you still need licenses and papers for transaction purposes. besides all i know it could just be a big scam where the orc is actually an old hag magically disguised and the two elf girls are actually Orcs trying to sell her but don't know shit about price valuing slaves.

>> No.41806412

>>41806299
I think my GM might have seen that image earlier. The situation was described like this.

>you are walking through the city market
>you see an enormous tent with lots of people pouring in
>you get in by starting a minor riot
>it turns out that a slave fare is held in the tent
>you see two elven cuties running the biggest stand
>they are currently selling a huge orc, covered in scars and tatoos
>despite his hulking figure, he is on his knees, eyes red from crying
>what do you do?

I passed almost all my sneaking checks and got tons of money, and plugged only one guard in the process.

>> No.41806427

>>41806337
Wasn't the point of that doujin that orcs were not only intelligent, but were also reclusive and harmless to humanity as a whole up until humans decided to slaughter most of their females and use their males as test subjects, leading to them going on a rape rampage to replenish their numbers.

>> No.41806443

>>41806427
I don't know anymore, can't find, didn't like it. I believe they never had females. Humans used their fast reproduction for something. For whatever reason the whole research center was full of women.

>> No.41806482

>>41806443
Having just found it and reread it, they did have females, the orc who can speak human languages mentioned orc females being a lot harder than human females.

>> No.41806485

>>41806482
What is it called?

>> No.41806492

>>41806427
It ruined decent art with a shitty story and muh depth. I mean I like some story to my porn, but it was fucking awful and the mind control bits were poorly done at best and just a boring mess of words that filled up page real estate at worst.

>> No.41806494

>>41806485
Shit Doujin #14151536

>> No.41806501

>>41806485
Uprising by Fan no Hitori

>> No.41806502

>>41802147
Liberate the orc, of course.

>> No.41806529

>>41802558
Yes, but the fact that he still has the flag is proof he's still used to a diet of luxuries and leisure. Besides, look at the way he's crying. Look at his posture. That's not the quiet, broken despair of someone without hope. He's afraid and still clinging to that desperate hope that someone will come save him. He's a fresh slave, probably with minimal training, or I'm a halfling, and believe you me, lad, I'm no halfling.

>> No.41806546

>>41806529
Breaking them is half the fun!

>> No.41806621

>>41802147
Oh sure, let's bring some more greenskins into the country, let them live in our houses, let them breed. There's no way that could ever go wrong, I'm sure they're great servants.

The only thing any orc deserves is a noose. I'm going to go assemble a lynch mob right now!

>> No.41806639

>>41806546
>not giving them the care and love he never had but craved.
> not buying him and then adding him to your village of ex-slaves.

>> No.41806652

>>41806621
You know what they say.

Around Elves.
Watch Yourselves.

>> No.41806655

>>41806546
Oh, I'm well aware. But that's far too much for the pleasure. Depending on the pedigree he may be worth 1,500, but not a copper more, and certainly not that exorbitant sum.

>> No.41806683

>>41805481
>Not killing the concept of evil within the Orcs soul.

With the power of friendship. You could totally make a Paladin Shonen protagonist, who beats the evil out if monsters and befriends them for the greater glory of his god.

>> No.41806707

>>41806639

That's still technically breaking them mentally, a slave where the only collars are mental, and put there by themselves.

Subjucation through kindness is very much a thing.

>> No.41806715

>>41802979
>"elf slave wat do" is a funny joke
>"orc slave wat do" is a tragedy
The human mindset, ladies and gentlemen.

>> No.41806718

>>41802147

>> No.41806739

>>41806715
Humans are not our friends, never trust them.

>> No.41806759

>>41804416

It's a Crazy Hassan expy, truly amazing but hardly original.

>> No.41806779

>>41806715
Elf slaves are seeing the mighty brought down to earth and subjugated. It's a common human fantasy. Orc slaves are seeing the downtrodden oppressed even further. It's a common human reality.

>> No.41806789

>>41802147

Kill both his captors , make sweet love to him.

>> No.41806817

>>41806779
>Orc
>downtrodden
>oppressed
[historical revisionism intensifies]

>> No.41806826

>>41802147
Free and befriend orc, execute right elf, enslave left elf as a kind and fair but firm master.

>> No.41806833

>>41806817
>Please stop murderaping all the villagers
>STOP OPPRESSING ME YOUR HATING ME FOR MY IDENTITY CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE

>> No.41806876

>>41806817
>remember the 50 gorillion!
Fuck off, knife.

>> No.41806877

>>41806707
oh.

>> No.41806886

>>41806817
The elves claim the forest, the dwarves the mountains, the halflings the hills, and the humans the plains. The only thing left for the orcs can claim is what they can claim by sword.

>> No.41806893

>>41806886
what about the coastlines

>> No.41806894

The elves and the orcs have an agreement. The orcs raid and capture elves for one season, and the next season they let their prisoners go and it's the elves turn to raid and capture orcs.

It's a good truce and both sides are really committed to the act.

>> No.41806895

>>41806886
They can claim the realm of the dead.

>> No.41806900

>>41806826
>free orc, execute/enslave elves
I think you meant execute orc, enslave both elves.

>> No.41806912

>>41802147
I buy him, lead him home and remove all shackles and feed him.

then, I tell him him that He can go free if he wants to, however, he has to fuck me for the remainder of the day to earn it.

>> No.41806937

>>41806900
The orc is a big guy, I bet he knows a thing or two about food and I would like to try some exotic orc cooking. The right elf does not interest me and the other must know that there will be punishments for acting inappropriately. I'll also cut off her twintails.

>> No.41806952

>>41802147

Are we really an "Ork slave wat do?" thread?

>> No.41806953 [DELETED] 

Stop the cancer spreading across /tg/. Burn your DnD books now.

>> No.41806954

>>41806937
>I'll also cut off her twintails

>> No.41806994

>>41806826
How many consecutive pregnancies is what's considered 'fair but firm' anyways?

>> No.41806997

>>41802147
I'd buy the orc off of them, put some clothes on the poor fuck, free him, and after evaluating his personality, see if I can't get him a job working for my church.

And we'll use him and the good work he does for the church to dispell old hatreds about Orcs, who have since had their raiding empires destroyed centuries ago.

Then, the anti-slave legislation should come through, and all the slaves we've bought and freed will tell of our kindness, and the church will swell in ranks.

>> No.41806998

>>41806937
>I'll also cut off her twintails.
For fuck's sake, anon. There are some lines you don't cross.

>> No.41807020

>>41806893
Or the sea.
Or the deserts.
Or scrublands.
OR
>Above the mountains, not below where the dwarves are
>Beneath the forest, not above where the elves are
>The hills, because fuck halflings
>SPACE. MOTHERFUCKING SPACE. CLAIM SPACE.

>> No.41807022

>>41806937
>I'll also cut off her twintails.

I smite evil.

>> No.41807027

>>41806953
As a forever DM when D&D is played, I can confirm this shit. That said, I love my collection more than my sanity and would never burn a single book.

>> No.41807044

>>41806994
Anon, sexual slavery is wrong. If there are any pregnancies they will be after she is fully indoctrinated and has become a willing servant.

>> No.41807058

>>41807044
I don't understand the question?

>> No.41807088

>>41804312

10/10

>> No.41807094

>>41807058
It's simple. If she gets pregnant it will be after her role has changed and my "fair but firm master" role has become "kind employer."

>> No.41807100

>>41807020
Hang on, I have something for this...

Ah, here we go. All of this is derived from the mechanics of 3.X/PF, but it works fine in any setting.

>> No.41807124

>>41802617
Doesn't look like a macaw to me

>> No.41807126

>>41802979
>playing with piggies
More than likely he was trying to rape them, since Orcs as a society are more horribly violent than the Vikings.

>> No.41807129

Orcs looking rather porcine, do they taste like pork also?

>> No.41807141

>>41806893
>what about the coastlines
Gnomes. Fuckers are crazy about their sand castles.

>>41807020
>Or the sea.
Beastfolk. Kind of odd, but they claim they're looking for "shinies" or something.

>Or the deserts.
Dragonborn. They like the sun.

>Or scrublands.
Tieflings. Nobody knows why.

>Above the mountains, not below where the dwarves are
Elephants and carp. Even orcs don't want a piece of that action.

>Beneath the forest, not above where the elves are
Ever heard of Drow?

>The hills, because fuck halflings
Falls under "can claim with the sword."

>SPACE. MOTHERFUCKING SPACE. CLAIM SPACE.
They tried that once. The few who came back had lost their genitals and became obsessed with grafting random sharp objects and/or projectile weapons on everything.

>> No.41807143

>>41806779
>elves
>mighty
>wisest and fairest of all races, currently living through gotterdamerung
What the fuck is wrong with you. Elves have it way worse.

>> No.41807155

>>41807100
So.
19th Century American Indians, then.

>> No.41807163

>>41802147
Well as a former slave, my character only has one option.

Kill the slavers, get the slaves away from the city, and set them free. Then go back to the city, and find the rest of this slave ring and put them down.

>> No.41807170

>>41807141
Seriously would anyone CARE if Orcs just started raiding, pillaging, and raping Halfling lands?

What the fuck have halflings done for anybody aside from be a nice cock sleeve?

>> No.41807178

>>41807170
They took the ring to Mordor

>> No.41807190

>>41804328
Anime when?

>> No.41807197

>>41804629
>>41805241
Anyone want to buy Smilin' Joes?
>>41805641
Virginity keeps the high end exclusive so people can afford the low end and second hand stuff.
>>41806062
Will hands be held?

>> No.41807208

>>41802979
>Two orcs trying to sell a waifish crying elf.

>The elf is most likely a captive from an isolated, peaceful, low-population density tree-dwelling community.

>The elf is probably crying because the amount of shock is overriding his normally docile tendancies: this is the most people he's ever seen, the orcs raped him, he doesn't speak the language, he's naked infront of hundreds of other people, and only just a day ago he was probably hugging trees and attending elf raves in his great great great great uncle's tree.

>As a result- that's all the elf can do but cry: he can't calm down enough to rationalize or understand the situation he's in, so he cries.

>> No.41807219

>>41807197
> Will hands be held?

I ALREADY SAID THAT I AIN'T TALKING.

Maybe.

>> No.41807255

>>41807170
Exterminated the Kender.

>> No.41807270

>>41807208
He will be fine. In a couple hundred years, the orcs, and whoever buys him, will be dead and he will be free to live the rest of his life.

>> No.41807276

>>41807208
>Two humans trying to sell a young fresh, crying turnip.

>The turnip is most likely taken from an isolated, small farm a few miles from the nearest road.

>The turnip is probably crying because the amount of shock overriding its normally peaceful day, this is the first time its away from the warmth and safety of the ground. It doesn't speak the local language, its naked infront of anyone who can see it.

>As a result that's all the turnip can do but cry. It can't rationalize or understand what is happening, so it cries.

>> No.41807301

>>41804199
He isn't. He got caught. And he lets people see him cry. Clearly he's weak.

>> No.41807337

>>41802147
"Ah. Such is the way of our cruel world."

>move along, find some nice human hoes

>> No.41807342

>>41807276
>>The turnip is probably crying
No, it isn't. This is stupid.

>> No.41807412

>>41807276
Pay the humans, roughly grab the turnip by the stem, eat it right in front of all the other vegetables.

>> No.41807419

>>41804753
>CAN'T MAKE UP MIND? DON'T. BUY CHANGELING: ME THINK ME HAVE CHANGLING!!!
>ME THINK ME HAVE CHANGLING!!!
Fucking kek.

>> No.41807420

>>41807342
Something just flew over your cuckoo's nest.

>> No.41807429

>>41802147
Attempt to free the orc and destroy the slaver business through legal means

If no legal means then liberate the orc through subterfuge and then kidnap and punitively torture and then kill the filthy slavers (contingent on how badly I percieve they have treated their merchandise I might just imprison them), then give the orc the choice to return to his people or help me destroy the system that permitted slavery in the first place
Topple the existing form of government with an army of freed slaves and like-minded individuals.
Place a wise person in power.
Continue on my journey.

>> No.41807446

>>41807420
Then explain to me like I'm a retarded child.

>> No.41807488

>>41807429
>Place a wise person in power.
He would kill all orcs because they are murdering and raping creatures.

The amount of ORCS DUNDU NOFFIN in this thread is astonishing.

>> No.41807501

>>41807446
The turnip picture guy doesn't like what OP came up with. He thinks it's pretty stupid.

One way to show people that you think something is stupid is to make and show a version of that thing that you are really sure everyone will know is really stupid.

By doing that, people understand that you are saying "I think this is THAT stupid. As stupid as what you see here, even if OP thought he disguised it to look like it was smart"

The turnip picture person wants people to know how he feels by giving them an amusing (that means fun) picture and scene - like in a play - that might give them a little laugh so they'll know he didn't like it, but they won't feel bad about it either.

>> No.41807527

>>41807488
See >>41802187. Orcs are sentient, so freedom is their right.

>> No.41807559

>>41807446
Turnips are frequently bred and raised for the sole purpose of the pleasure of humans.

They live in complete ignorance of this, and that it is wrong.

Humanizing the turnip is the first step to realizing just how wrong it is we as humans treat them.

For a better tomorrow freeing the turnips from the chains of the human oppressors and welcoming them into the fold of society will help all.

>> No.41807593

>>41802147
Option 1: my character is against slavery
>I am already walking to undermine the trade, but I can't just bust out every slave I see on the street, so I grit my teeth and keep working on my plans
Option 2: he isn't
>no fucks given.
>or maybe meddle with market spots allocation so next day the elves selling an orc are situated right opposite of some orcs selling elves and stroll by again to see how they react

>> No.41807598

>>41807527
See >>41806337
Basically you have too much free time.

>> No.41807616

>>41807559
You know, this post reminds me a bit of Jainism, which states that eating root vegetables is worse than eating fruit, because fruit are only part of the plant whereas eating a root vegetable is eating the entire plant and thus killing it. Of course, not eating anything and starving to death is even worse because humans are more important than plants. Principle of least harm or whatever it was called.

>> No.41807618

>>41807501
But turnips aren't sentinent humanoid beings or even animals. That version doesn't fit.

>>41807559
See above.

>> No.41807622

>>41807044
>indoctrinating
>willing
I don't think that word means what you mean.

>> No.41807642

>>41807622
Don't worry, it'll be a gentle mindbreak.

>> No.41807660

>>41807618
>That version doesn't fit.
Equating the life of an Orc with the value or a turnip... I hope this clears shit up. Now we can enjoy more WEEPING ORC advertisements.

>> No.41807669

>>41807618
Guys I think both reductio-ad-absurdum and satire are well beyond his capabilities.

... Which would imply he's a Telcom's lawyer.

>> No.41807738

>>41807616
That's actually pretty interesting, I might make a monk that is that level of devoted to the sanctity of life. Could be pretty fun if done right.

>> No.41807763

>>41804516
>using sex slaves as my asshole
wat
>but not quite evil characters
You should really be more careful about your word usage

>> No.41807825

>>41807660
>>41807669
It's probably my autism Or that I didn't sleep well and the fucking heat in my room Jesus Christ but to my understanding if you want to make good parallel, in every line in which you replace the original word with the now absurd image, the rest of the line should still make somewhat sense. That's why I pointed that sentence about crying turnips. If it were about that when you are cutting it, some juices come out, I would have no problem with it. I understand what he/you did and for what purpose, but it didn't work.

But excuse this argument.

>> No.41807826

>>41802637
Magical charm, inanimate object, upon disobedience it will kill orc. Have object be some sort of collar.

>> No.41807844

Hi there, I am May
>And I am Blossom
And together we are...
>... May-Blossom Slaves and more!
Kyaaa!
>Kyaaa!
All day adventuring, being the good guy can be though!
>And sometimes even adventurers like you want to just let of some steam!
So, why slay 'em when you can lay 'em?
>That's right May! And there can you get the best slaves around?
Why Sis, right here! We have everything from common drow bitches...
>She'll be worshipping your lolth if you know what I mean
To orcs and goblins!
>Muscles and Shotstacks, all around!
But that's not all Blossom!
>You are right May, we also have Monster Girls from all parts of creation.
All kinds of fuzzballs, Laminas and whatever animal wizards mount in their free time.
>All of our products are 100% obedient and well trained in the arts of pleasuring master!
What is that? You have.. special wishes? Oww... can we help there Blossom?
>Sure can May! There are no limits, all our meat is customizable to your wishes!
Really? What if I really am afraid that my orc slave will bite me while giving head?
>No worries, for a bit of gold we rip their teeth out! No need to hassle yourself and have your expensive product bleed to death when out professionals do it!
Ohhh.. what else do we offer?!
>Well May, some like their slaves completely devoid of any character, to do that we just lobotomize dem suckers! All through their nose, so your precious exterior won't be damaged.
That is so cool!
>or maybe you just want to seem 'em suffer. No problem, we have a quad amputee option. If you let us keep the parts we only invoice one leg!
Kyaaa!
>Kyaaa!
So, come along and have a look at our wares!
>And remember, these guys are bad, so YOU don't have to feel sad!

>> No.41807854

>>41807844
I want Nazimod back.

>> No.41807876

>>41802147
Not this fapbait shit again.

>> No.41807877

>>41807844
What exactly do they want to keep the parts for?

>> No.41807878

>>41807825
You mean like when the only change to the lines was changing out the word orc for the word turnip, so that everything else remains the same and thus can be recognized (by most, if, apparently, not all) as the same sentence?

>> No.41807946

>>41807877
I bet they use them in some dark magic ritual to grow new slaves from the remaining flesh.

>> No.41807950

>>41807878
Basically. Maybe I have some wrong understanding of this means of the english language he/you used, but for me the whole parallel doesn't work anymore if there's some logical mistake in the sentence.

>> No.41807951

>>41807877
Feeding the carnivorous ones? Flesh golem slaves? Flesh-grafted slaves? There's a wizard who pays well, so they aren't gonna ask why he wants them?

>> No.41807981

>>41807854
No, you don't. You really don't.

>> No.41807991

>>41807981
Oh, but I do. I was there, and he never deleted a thread that I liked.

>> No.41808014

>>41807867
>>41807876
Does that count as spam?

>> No.41808090

>>41806952
No, this is a Weeping Orc thread, m8.

>> No.41808146

>>41807991
No, just on topic ones and ones that he personally didn't approve of.

>> No.41808211

>>41807208
Again, no one gives a shit.
Elves are annoying, shitty people most of the time, so they deserve it.

Besides, he's probably been through it all before in some other land

>> No.41808380

>>41808211
>first they came for the orcs, and I did nothing, for I am not an orc
>then they came for the elves, and I did nothing, for I am not an elf
>then they came for the turnips, and I did nothing, for I am not a turnip

>> No.41808403

>>41808146
Funny, I don't remember any on-topic threads being deleted.

>> No.41808412

>>41807126
>Not knowing about the pre-christian scandinavian egalitarian paradise where half the warriors were women, despite very little evidence and the same creationist scientist tactics being used whenever it's brought up
For shame anon

>> No.41808465

>>41807020
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH

>> No.41808468

>>41807143
Yeah, but there isn't a damn thing that happened to them that they didn't bring on themselves. It's like a YouTube video of a redneck getting horribly injured after telling his buddies to hold his beer and watch this - yes, something very bad happened to this person and we probably should feel sympathy, but the fact is that what happened to him is the natural consequence of his own choices, and besides, he's probably kind of an asshole anyway.

>> No.41808561

>>41804769
>as I'm pretty sure it usually was historically.

The idea of a fixed price tag is only about 100 years old. It was invented by Quakers- who had a moral hangup about charging different people different prices.

And customers loved it.

Before then, being a shopkeeper meant you had to have in depth knowledge of your inventory, how to haggle, and how to get the most money out of each and every customer, since you'd charge the rich customer far more than you would a poor guy in order to make up the difference.

With the invention of the price tag, the person at the counter just had to look at the tag and ask for the money. Almost any chucklefuck with a little training could do it. Stores could have more merchandise... an entire department's worth. They could advertise stuff to customers all over the country/world via catalogs. They could hire lots of employees and pay them low wages.

>> No.41808577

>>41808403
Funny, I don't remember any on-topic threads being on /tg/

>> No.41808592

>>41808577
That's probably because you choose to filter them out.

>> No.41808601

>>41808468
>the wisest and fairest of all beings is probably an asshole anyway so he deserves to see his empire crumble before his eyes while his people slowly stagnate and die
>orcs, who raid villages, murder people wantonly, kill each other, and compose the foot soldiers of most evil armies are just misunderstood

You're retarded. Elves didn't do jack shit to deserve it. They're aloof because the petty arguments of mortals are beneath them, and they think humans are retards because spoiler alert, humans tend to do retarded things like breed with orcs, use untamed magic, and destroy places of magic and beauty to put up fucking strip malls.

>> No.41808610

>>41808592
You'd be surprised how many Warhams threads disappear if you filter out any thread with the word 'smegma' in it

>> No.41808634

>>41808561
Based Quakers.
They always seemed pretty decent to me. For a religious movement.

>> No.41808659

>>41808634
Each of the Abrahamic religions would've seemed decent where they were just starting out; hell, you could say that for most pagan religions too. They always start out nice, and the Quakers still seem nice because they didn't change that much.

>> No.41808665

>>41808601
Don't try, the hate-boner for elves is too strong around here.

>> No.41808715

>>41804312

Do you take jewelry or magic items?

>> No.41808796

>>41808601
Have you READ the Silmarillion?

>> No.41808834

>>41808796
>muh simarils
>muh kinslaying

Faenor isn't all elves, dipshit. Most of them think Faenor was a dickhead, and rightfully so.

>> No.41808860

>>41802147
I murder the elves, slaughter the city and then burn it all down. That should be enough Exp. For me to progress to the next level

>> No.41808913

>>41808796
If we're gonna bring up LoTR, then shouldn't we bring up how Isildur didn't destroy the Ring, and that orcs literally don't have a conscience and slaughtered countless innocents in Gondor and Rohan, thus justifying the elvish school of thought that every other race is a bunch of inbred retards?

>> No.41808944

>>41808468
>Yeah, but there isn't a damn thing that happened to them that they didn't bring on themselves.

...In what setting?

I notice that /tg/ has this weird idea of what elves are like in all modern media, and yet that idea of them seems to be present in... nothing. Probably the only elves that /tg/'s idea of elves is representative of are Eragon elves, and if you base your idea of ANYTHING on Eragon you have a serious taste deficiency.

>> No.41809001

>>41808796
Feanor isn't every elf you dumb shit.

LotR elves have their assholes, just as humans have their assholes, but they've never really fucked up on a titanic scale like Isildur did and they are pretty exclusively aligned to the side of good.

Citing Tolkien elves as asshole elves is the dumbest shit ever.

>> No.41809084

>>41802147
>15000
>for an orc
I KNOW WHAT I GOT
NO LOWBALLERS

>> No.41809123

>>41809001

>Citing Tolkien elves as asshole elves is the dumbest shit ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q69yl9a4QPg

the king of the wood elves is totaly not a asshole right?

>my allies are in dire need of me?
>fuck them i aint doin shit
>not like there will be many of them around after the dragon gets done with his snack.

>> No.41809129

>>41808913
>>41809001
>blaming Isildur for not destroying the ring
I notice nobody else was able to toss the damn thing into the fire either.

>> No.41809147

>>41809129
Not an excuse, son.

>> No.41809152

>>41802147

Why is there a orc for sale?

Arrest the Elfs immediately for public endangerment.

Contain and interrogate all three of them and after we find out what is going on then execute or release the Orc, while the Elfs pay the appropriate fine.

No I do not care if the orc had a Mindcontrol spell or some other Mindbreaking thing on it, or it was fucked in the head. Its a bloody orc, and you intended to sell it. Pay the bloody fine, and don't do it again.

If you want to trade slaves go for approved creatures not prohibited ones. You are elfs, I bet you can get other elfs. Or humans. Dwarfs too. I heard you do not like Dwarfs. Orcs are not ok. Neither are Ilihtids, Psionic and Magical creatures, or other highly invasive species. Not as a private enterprise anyway.

Know the laws of the trade for fucks sake. Fucking college brats.

>> No.41809155

>>41809123
To be fair, the dwarf king was an asshole too. He was warned against hoarding all dat gold and he didn't listen.

>> No.41809169

>>41809123
He wasn't willing to let his people die in a hopeless battle against Smaug. If the finest warriors of Durin couldn't stand against his fury, what the fuck is the elven army going to do?

>> No.41809182

>>41809123
For every Thranduil there is an Elrond or a Galadriel or a Gil-Galad or a Fingolfin.

Thranduil wasn't even that bad. The dwarves were warned that bad shit was gonna happen and didn't listen. When he imprisons the protags he just doesn't want to deal with Smaug rising from the mountain.

>> No.41809198

>>41809169

They could not turb their back and snub their noses to the dwarves when they needed help after they lost their home like a man who forgot to pay his property taxes.

>> No.41809233

>>41809147
>nobody - elf, dwarf, hobbit, or Maiar - can resist the corruptive power of the Ring enough to actually destroy it
>but we're still going to blame the one human who actually tried for not being able to resist the same corruptive influence
Fucking elves.

>> No.41809256

>>41809198
The elves warned them that hoarding that gold was a bad idea and the dwarves didn't listen. To quote >>>41808468, "Yeah, but there isn't a damn thing that happened to them that they didn't bring on themselves. It's like a YouTube video of a redneck getting horribly injured after telling his buddies to hold his beer and watch this - yes, something very bad happened to this person and we probably should feel sympathy, but the fact is that what happened to him is the natural consequence of his own choices"

>> No.41809269

>>41809233

Sam could have tossed it in.

He had not carried it long enough for it to have any control over him.

what he could not do was kill frodo or push him into the fire.

>> No.41809314

>>41809269
>Sam could have tossed it in.
Citation needed.

>> No.41809325

>>41809233
Alright, fair enough, I'll concede that point.

Even then, it's totally fair for the elves to not fully trust humans, since they did let Sauron remain in the world because of that corruption. They don't hate humans, they just don't trust them, and rightly so.

>> No.41809393

>>41802318
Surely depends on quslity. How hot they are, how many STDs, possible history like if it is captured royalty

>> No.41809553

>>41809325
Elves don't even really mistrust humans.

ELROND mistrusts humans, partly because he's half human and knows exactly how humans think, but even he is willing to believe that there is good in the hearts of men.

>> No.41809598

>thread is finally dying
>can't wait to see what other elf bait /tg/ holds for me

Surprise me for once.

>> No.41809697

>>41809314

He carried the ring and it had little to no effect on him for the short amount of time.

if frodo would of had a heart attack right there in mt doom sam would of had enough of his own willpower to kick it in.

>> No.41809754

>>41809697
>sam would of had enough of his own willpower to kick it in
Citation needed.

>> No.41809812

>>41809754

dude what?

what part of

>>41809697
>He carried the ring and it had little to no effect on him for the short amount of time.

did you not understand?

the ring needs time to corrupt people. the stronger / more desire for power a person has the faster it works.

Hobbits are not very strong nor do they have a desire for power. thus it takes a much longer time to work on them.

sam had the ring on him for a short time and handed it back to frodo like i would give a cashier money for my stuff.

>> No.41809831

>>41807825
I agree with you, anon. It was a shit analogy.

>> No.41809866

>>41807429
>Attempt to free the orc and destroy the slaver business through legal means

I will destroy the filthy slavers by undercutting them so badly, they will go out of business. If they sell orc slaves for 15,000 gold, I will do it for 3,000. I will not stop until they are utterly ruined financially.

>> No.41809884

>>41809812
At the summit of mount doom, the ring is at its most powerful, and no mortal has the will to overcome it.

No mortal.

That includes Sam.

>> No.41809906

>>41809884

Citation needed.

>> No.41809926

>>41809906
Sam didn't throw the ring into mount doom.

>> No.41810021

>>41809926

because frodo had it. and had it in his posession for a much longer time.

>> No.41810066

>>41806718
>What now motherfucker
Not get fucked in the ass by my new elven mistress's strap on or get my face used as her seat?

>> No.41810088

>>41804328
Got a title for this? reverse search only gives the moonruned version.

>> No.41810319

>>41810066
>or
Oh, pet, you have so much to learn.

>> No.41810611

>>41810088
We Must Expose the Wickedness of Orcs to the World!

>> No.41810666

>>41802147
Obviously we buy all three.

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