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Let's have another filename thread! This time without:
I know you can do it!

>> No.41261341
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>> No.41261534

I don't get it.

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>> No.41261799

That is awesome.

>> No.41261892
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>Only a -2 to disguise checks

>> No.41261899


>golem immune to criticals

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>> No.41261990

The hell is this from?

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>> No.41262088

Is that actually what the animu said?

>> No.41262237

And that's an immediate disqualification for
As is traditional, you may ruleslawyer the decision based on not using a webm, as specified by the OP.

Can't remember the title, but it's a comedy manga. She's a zombie, and sadly normally a lot less stoic than that in the face of constant dismemberment. (And re-memberment. Hiro Protagonist over there is good with needle and thread... which is just as well, because he'll be sewing up her skull and vag from that one.)

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>> No.41262314

is not one of the criteria in the OP. It is

If it had been
you would've had a point.

>> No.41262325


you can't expect humor from fate

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>> No.41262344

No, but it is funny as a sort of triple layered reference.

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I wanted to put something about half-dragons but they get a +2 to int from the template. They don't get a wis bonus from the template so that might work too though.

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>> No.41262673

>Champion of Nurgle

>> No.41262749

I'm dying

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>> No.41263097

thats fake right? can someone draw like a red line representing her spine, because I can't conceive under three dimensions

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>> No.41263188
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All this crap in the back is just flesh.

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>> No.41263216


It can be hard to visualize because it's hard to imagine what the equivalent pose is under all that.

My best reckoning is she STARTS lying "on her back (and also ass)" and is being pulled up into a "sitting" position.

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Fucking Peri-Mengle

>> No.41263259

good for you. seriously. kind of wish I hadn't seen it originally.

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>> No.41263303

Don't be a bunch of pansies. We all seen way worse shit.

>> No.41263306
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Just move your mouse over the filename.

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>> No.41263321
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I know. Doesn't mean I want to look at it again.

>> No.41263330

i did say 'kind of'
I know what the filename is; I posted it. I just mean when I originally saw it, before I saved it.

>> No.41263335

Luckily, my mind refused to process the image.

>> No.41263338

Very good, return to play.

>> No.41263345

Oh. Now I understand.

>> No.41263395

Oh damn straight. I've had to add "deepdream" and "dreamscape" to my filters because "recognisable thing made entirely of dogs" hasn't stopped being fucking disturbing yet. I think they work particularly well on 4chan, because you always see the thumbnail before the image.

So, best not open any images in response to this post, eh?

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for those who will inevitably ask for the original of this, just take my word for it that you do not want to read it, unless you're into blood in places people don't want blood.

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>> No.41263458

I can't wait until someone makes a porn version. Dogs are neat but landscape composed of cunts and dicks will be a completely new level of awesome. Just color it dark grey and we will have an artificial H. R. Giger.

>> No.41263461

Dreamscape fanart? I feel this is too meta.

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>> No.41263500

No I think it has something to do with the writefagging from a few years ago.

>> No.41263512

No, came before Dreamscape. This is based on a creepypasta titled 'Dogscape'.

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>> No.41263606

>druid rolls crit fail to seduce.gif

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>> No.41263781

>average ranger and their animal companion.jpg

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>> No.41263866

That one the times /tg/ has come closest to actual Chaos corruption.

It was beautiful.

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>> No.41264068

It honestly not that bad

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>tfw the hiatus is over

>> No.41264106
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Slaanesh-worshiper detected

>> No.41264123
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It was unexpected.

>> No.41264130

1st level druid or any other magic user for that matter

>> No.41264150

We'll see for how long.

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>> No.41264277

Haha, when players want to steal everything sometimes including the corpses.

Good times.

>> No.41264278

What game is this?

>> No.41264300
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>> No.41264316

Chapter Master.

>> No.41264337

>/v/ trying to cheat /tg/
>/tg/ getting super fucking serious about being cheated

I could see that.

>> No.41264360

>/v/ burns down /tg/'s house

>> No.41264367
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>mfw i was in that thread on my phone
>mfw everyone posts the spoilered version
>mfw its not even that bad

>> No.41264417


That monster is made from the glued-together corpses of fallen resistance fighters, forced to become one in body and mind after death to fight their comrades in a constant state of profound agony.

>> No.41264453

You mean Burgundy Baron, right?

>> No.41264499

someone write a backstory to this wondrous item of chance, its so good I just want to put context behind it

>> No.41264562

It's a world no one talks about. It's the one thing the Imperium and Chaos can agree on. No one talks about it out of respect because of the Emperor worshiping daemons on on.

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It's /tg/ related because I found it here.

>> No.41264633

Rose Ruler?

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>> No.41264865

I don't get it.

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>> No.41264912
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Last of this minidump.

Obtuse reference to a vampire clan of assassins in V:tM that can create silence as a low-level power.

I'm sure most of these have better filenames in them somewhere.

>> No.41265082


Assamites have the power to create silence.

The final bar's instructions go "silent" (the sideways I) and below that, that symbol means "intensely" or "harder". So "silence harder".

>> No.41265145

No no, Violet Viscount.

>> No.41265178

God damn!
I really want to sit in on that conversation.

>> No.41265432


Emerald Emperor, you mean?

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>> No.41265507

>Emperor worshiping daemons
I'm kind of surprised that it's not canon. You would think that some warp entities would start to circle around the guy who devours souls like moths around the flame.

>> No.41265516

Surely you're referring to Orange Overlord.

>> No.41265525

...By the Emperor

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What in the actual fuck

>> No.41265561
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>> No.41265586


No, no, the Cobalt Count.

>> No.41265587

What madness is this? Fire we need fire!

>> No.41265607

It's all fun and games until the Bloodthirster family moves in. You try keeping them from being prejudiced against that family of Slaaneshni daemons that just happen to be your neighbors. Do you want a Khornate riot?

>> No.41265609

This appears in every thread without fail and I still don't have an answer.

>> No.41265614

Well, here comes my tonight's sleep.

>> No.41265639

I get that it's mother giving birth but why does she have just one tit?

>> No.41265695

What was with that ambulatory dick towards the end? And other questions.

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>> No.41265701

This is what you get when you hire ed gein and john wayne gacy to make your bouncy castle.

>> No.41265762

Holy shit, this thing talks.

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>> No.41266382

>material component
>20 000 gold worth of silicone

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This is what happened when they tried to clone Big Tex after he burned down.

Hey, speaking of: Anyone got a good name for this one?

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>> No.41267194
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>webms with sound aren't allowed
bogus. Here's this then

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>> No.41267702
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actually just got this one

>> No.41267902


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Google "snuff puppets". Looks like some faggy liberal arts group putting on shows about "the human condition" or some contrived bullshit

>> No.41267913

Weird al is stellar.

Doing a work trial in a gym and far out there are some buff girls in there. I mean, nothing compared to the bigger guys but toned, big arms, broad shoulders.

(also strength has nothing to do with resisting damage you silly sausage)

>> No.41267932

knocked down a wall in random tavern in starting city
find dragon hiding behind it in secret lair
fight it and nearly kill it
GM Dr. Dooms it away
No session for another week

>> No.41267950
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I know that feeling all too well. TES threads are nothing but waifushit. Incidentally, pic related is my face throughout 90% of TES playthroughs.

>> No.41267957


I can imagine them laughing and talking big about the whole thing.

>> No.41267985

Wait, is this a gynoid? This looks even more real than the ones before

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Thought about that for second. Yeah.

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>> No.41268458

One man's critical fail is another man's critical success.

>> No.41268498

Wonder what that thing tastes like

>> No.41268538

From the look of those scales, probably shit...

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>> No.41268553

Probably like any giant unkillable monster. The fish doesn't look too tasty either.

>> No.41268618

I dunno, I've heard the people taste like pork.

Well I mean, I'm not a fan of al dente meat so I imagine that I'd take the scales off first

>> No.41268716

You don't eat scales you ninny.

Also humans taste like subtle veal.

>> No.41268755

>Well I mean, I'm not a fan of al dente meat so I imagine that I'd take the scales off first
Judging by those scales, the thing is probably a distant relative of the Carp.
Carp are known for being little more than thick armored scales and bones.

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>The 'Strayan knows what people taste like
No one is surprised by this development.

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>> No.41268854

Cannibal, here. He's full of shit.

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Really? I heard the taste varies from person to person

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I propose we find out. For science


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>> No.41269055

>Gurrenn Dwarfon, hammer on!

>> No.41269058

is it...is it female?

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>> No.41269075


Nah, South Korean plastic surgery is way cheaper than that.

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>> No.41269132

You prick.

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holu fuck

>> No.41269212

It probably does, but ass/thigh meaty muscle meat apparently tastes like veal, just less flavoursome.

Also probably depends on cuts too, I imagine if human ass doesn't taste that great then not much of it will.

>> No.41269237

One of the best posts this thread

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The more you type the more I think you probably do know what you're talking about.

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>> No.41269300

Ass/thigh is usually a nice cut on mammals, I know this from eating mammals.

Humans taste like veal, according to a study done.

Humans have wildly varying diets and body composition so probably taste different person to person.

Unless you're a veteran cannibal, you're going to correct me?

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I am no cannibal so you sound correct.

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>> No.41269443


Oh shit sorry man, I thought you were saying I don't know what I'm talking about.

Eesh don't I sound weird now.

Question though: would you eat human if a bit wear offered to you?

(I would)

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>> No.41269486

Yes, if I ever lose a limb I plan to eat it.

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SB, I have no idea what to say right now. No. I think that would be my answer.

>> No.41269532

Assuming no legal issues and it's been cooked properly I would certainly be curious enough to try it.

>> No.41269534

How do you think I became a cannibal?
Waste not, want not.

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Hell, it's basically not even cannibalism at that point. More like recycling


>> No.41269659

>/tg/ filename thread becomes friendly cannibalism discunion
>you don't need other boards

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I don't know what to think anymore.

>> No.41269863

What I say I guess we are all... unaccountably peckish.

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>> No.41269942

>Australian Barbarian
Phht, that the guy that runs the flower store. The barbarians are frightening and dangerous.

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>> No.41269976

God, what's that from again? Fallen London?

>> No.41270005

I think so yes.

>> No.41270074

>frightening and dangerous
>without guns
>without dakka


>> No.41270105

>Asks for Ice Cream
>Opens refrigerator

>> No.41270205

>without guns
But everyone outside of the cities has guns, and that where barbarians live.

>> No.41270329

How in God's name does someone get that big without suffering some kind of fatal heart attack or other health-related disease?

>> No.41270375


(Slit's a douche)

>> No.41270394

God, Hindi cinema's an endless round of Exalted Modern, isn't it?

>> No.41270417

>eyy bby u wan sum jpg artifacts

>> No.41270606

It's pretty much Scion some how houseruled into a workable system.

>> No.41270638

That kinda looks like Bioware engine hair, is that Dragon Age: Inquisitor?

>> No.41270643

tot hat file name the issue is that it depends on how necromancy works in a given setting, from the most practical standpoitn simply animating a skeleton should be no different from animating a statue, but in settings that involve ripping souls our of the afterlife or preventing them from moving on or otherwise damaging them, yeah it's evil

>> No.41270653

Looks like modded skyrim to me.

>> No.41270702

> posting a genuinely descriptive name instead of a funny /tg lelkek name

Get the fuck >>>/out/

>> No.41270725

Yeah, makes sense.

>> No.41270804

those are tumors

>> No.41270816

Some luck and the fact that the human body is in fact quite adaptive

>> No.41270836

Necromancy is inherently evil. Always.

>>but in MY setting

>> No.41270908

now I'm imaginging a daemon getto next to the suburban neighborhood that is the imperium's afterlife

>> No.41270917

Well it could be elephantiasis...

>Some luck and the fact that the human body is in fact quite adaptive
...But yeah, it's not hard for someone to get that fat.
Heart malaises will probably come of it, but depending on what actually caused such massive weight gain that might only be due to cardiac stress...

>> No.41271018

Make it happen!

>> No.41271086

you are assuming an empty corpse has any sanctity

>> No.41271105

Problem is The Imperium doesn't HAVE any afterlife...

>> No.41271118

Wrong,but I am sure you already know that.

>> No.41271131

Souls don't die, fuck you, I don't care the setting souls are not finite

>> No.41271142

I think Talon of Horus fooled around with this. Turns out they do and it involves fighting daemons.

>> No.41271157

cant you ever just let people have fun, must you ruin everything?

>> No.41271167

>Souls don't die
No, but they ARE torn to shreds by the currents of the Warp...

>> No.41271201

They can fall apart if they aren't strong enough, and can be utterly destroyed, it's just difficult to do.

>> No.41271214

The Emperor protects them

>> No.41271226

The novel said that souls BECOME apart of the Warp. I think.

>> No.41271227

>Turns out they do and it involves fighting daemons.
So it's really an Imperium insurgency in the Daemon Suburban Neighborhood?

>> No.41271251

Now I have to look that mowgli picture

>> No.41271272

Well maybe. They're going to kill you and they're going to future more innocent souls. Now eat the daemons. Give them a taste of their own medicine.

>> No.41271290

>going to hurt more innocent souls in the future

>> No.41271292

>Now eat the daemons. Give them a taste of their own medicine.
No Guardswoman, YOU ARE THE DAEMONS!!!
And then Guardswoman was a Plaugebearer...

>> No.41271329

>then Guardswoman was a Plaugebearer
>not a Bloodthirster
So she's a complete failure then.

>> No.41271340

I have no clue on what it is really like. All I know is that there were souls of marines and regular humans fighting together in the Warp. Presumably the daemons are doing something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU

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>> No.41271457

I need a drawfriend for this.

>> No.41271587

Assuming she has an overwhelming fear of the things, it would make sense that she wouldn't process the fact that it would benefit her to just leave the box unmolested. Animal brain probably kicked in and started screaming "PROXIMITY BAD MAKE GO"

>> No.41271711

>That thread about the king being able to murder everyone a few days ago

>> No.41271737


You stole that joke from Futurama

>> No.41271740

That's just like, your opinion faggot.

>> No.41272199

What is the manga and what is it about?

>> No.41272380


>> No.41272446

I think it is Star Vs The Forces of Evil.

>> No.41272478

I liked it better when it was "Durren Lagann"

>> No.41272527

Nothing that isn't related to baneposting

>> No.41272864


You know that a bunch of modern day fridges have the the freezer in the left compartment, right?

>> No.41272935


That's Bollywood/Tollywood/ another Wood. If a film was directly made in Hindi, then it's probably actually going to be seriously engaging.

>> No.41273032


>implying /v/ would do anything besides blubber helplessly while /tg/ chews him out

>> No.41273097


It might be that Total Warhammer is set in Age of Sigmar.

>> No.41273100

>animal rolls intimidation

>> No.41273201


I don't recall that part of P.T.

>> No.41273244


>> No.41273397


P.T. is the Playable Trailer, which was a demo for Silent Hills which was a joint project between Hideo Kojima and Guillermo del Toro. But then Konami went full retard and canceled the game.

And then they stole the Metal Gear IP from Kojima which basically made his company collapse.

>> No.41274100

Clearly that one doesn't though. There's a bottom compartment, and that's a bottle of ketchup in the door.

>> No.41274188

D. Gray Man
I've not read it in long enough to give a good explanation, but the main enemies want to bring about the end of the human's world and their primary weapon, Akuma, are humans transformed into horrendous abominations.

>> No.41274309

>get terrified by something
>reflexive instinctive to throw it away

Congratulations, you are literally autistic

>> No.41274840

how long will Konami last without him? what did Kojima do to get fired? is this going to be Capcom and Megaman all over again?

>> No.41275166

What's this from?

>> No.41275191

Retarded Dragon Girls a.k.a. Zettai Bouei Leviathan

Highly recommended

>> No.41275305

Thank you kind anon

>> No.41275700

They're just being greedy assholes. Now that he's done with making the game, they're taking his name off it and saying it's a straight-up Konami game.

>> No.41275808

How do you get Arc Durren Laggan?

>> No.41276305

You should know better by now, anon.

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