Quantcast
[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / g / ic / jp / lit / sci / tg / vr ] [ index / top / reports / report a bug ] [ 4plebs / archived.moe / rbt ]

Maintenance is complete! We got more disk space.
Become a Patron!

/tg/ - Traditional Games


View post   

[ Toggle deleted replies ]
File: 7 KB, 138x153, 1409414780075.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41219818 No.41219818 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

>Riptides
>They dont rip tides

>> No.41219840

>>41219818
>Dungeons and Dragons
>A good party will never end up in any dungeons, much less ones that include dragons

>> No.41219842
File: 259 KB, 567x522, 1383495308616.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41219842

>rhinos
>actually tanks and not african herbivores

>> No.41219902
File: 83 KB, 260x246, 1409414903193.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41219902

>Pathfinders
>they actually find paths

>> No.41219951

>fellblades
>they don't fell blades

>> No.41219992

>>41219840
Why would a good party not end up in dungeons? Dungeons contain higher than ordinary amounts of loot.

>> No.41220062

>>41219818
>Assault Cannon
>Heavy 4
>Heavy Flamer
>Assault 1
>Rapid Fire Battle Cannon
>Ordnance 2
>Heavy Grav-Cannon
>Salvo 4/6

>> No.41220082

>>41219992
Unless he means the literal kind of dungeons, that contain prisoners and guards.

>> No.41220221

>>41220062
That really activated my autism

>> No.41220288

>Burna boys
>no where does it state they burn small male children

>> No.41220325
File: 23 KB, 604x340, gZuqqqBder0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41220325

>Sicarian Ruststalkers
>Doesn't actually stalk rust

>> No.41220370
File: 14 KB, 300x217, Balor Invades the Ant Mound.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41220370

>Balors
>They aren't one-eyed Fomorians

>> No.41220495
File: 31 KB, 558x499, 1409414404836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41220495

>Callidus Assassin
>Is a female but Callidus is masculine latin

>> No.41220550

>>41220062
That's a great point, and yes, I have become angry about that.

>> No.41220625

Strangleswebs don't strangle webs
Rupture Cannons don't rupture cannons
Blood Slaughteres don't have a good name

>> No.41220638

And WHY is it that a Lord of skulls don't lord over skulls?

>> No.41220655

>>41220638
Most of his subjects have skulls inside them, don't they? He's lord of -those- skulls.

>> No.41220662

>>41219818
They actually do though.

>> No.41220674

>>41219818
If they ripped tides, they'd be Tiderippers.

>> No.41220689

>>41220655
Do deamons have skulls?
They are warpings of reality, instead of being physical creatures

I'll concede on CSM and R&H

>> No.41220710
File: 36 KB, 580x435, 1409276121022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41220710

>Land Raiders
>they aren't used for raiding land

>> No.41220713

>>41220674
Woah

>> No.41220717
File: 993 KB, 250x250, 1398703010474.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41220717

>>41220662
So true...

>> No.41220722
File: 208 KB, 480x502, confused techpriest.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41220722

>Chimera
>It's not an mix and match of various parts from different creatures fused onto a single body

>> No.41220723

>>41220710
But they are.

I've never seen them used to raid anything -else-, now that I think about it.

>> No.41220726

Lollipops…

>> No.41220761

>/tg/ - traditional games
>Anything traditional or fun isn't welcome

>> No.41220774

Raven guard don't guard ravens

>> No.41220783

>>41220723
They're usually used more for hitting well-defended spots with heavy offense, or maybe carrying Terminators into the fray. They're not really used for raiding anything.

>Razorbacks
>have no razors on the front or the back

>> No.41220806

>>41219818

Their Spanish name is Cataclysm, which fits with the theme of "Crisis" and "Hazard" suit names.

What's their new mech going to be? A Catastrophe suit? An Apocalypse suit?

>> No.41220812

>>41220774
>Iron warriors
>armour is made out of adamantium

>> No.41220823

>>41220726
>they don't cause adolescent girls to burst.

>> No.41220838
File: 19 KB, 500x367, carlos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41220838

>>41220823
I guess you were a sucker for thinking that would happen!

>> No.41221128

>>41220370
Cian was here. Balor a shit.

>> No.41221657

>>41219951
They make blades fall. "Autism" of the overly literal sort should still allow for grammar, no?

>> No.41221690

>>41220062
Can anything take assault cannons that cares if it's assault or heavy?

>> No.41221763
File: 141 KB, 319x335, 1406007666828.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41221763

>gorgon
>it's a metallic bull that exhales deadly gasses

>> No.41221771

>Phoenix Guard
>They dont guard phoenixes

>> No.41221849

>Black Templars
>They're not even black

>> No.41221893
File: 136 KB, 1024x768, sponge2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41221893

>Skull Crushers
>They don't even crush skulls

>> No.41221903

>Space Marines
>Never used in a naval setting

>> No.41221926

>>41221903

What do the Marines have anything to do with water? I thought they fought on land like in Iraq

>> No.41221934

>>41221903
You raise a good point. Are there any events of actual naval combat in 40k?

>> No.41221951

>>41221926
Well originally the whole point of a marine was that they fight in ship to ship actions and landings, hence why they're a part of the navy

>> No.41221992

>land speeder
>is a skimmer so doesn't touch land

>> No.41221998

>>41221934
I've never come across it, but I would imagine there would be in worlds which are locked in war where controlling the seas could provide an advantage in mobility

>> No.41222003

>>41221934
Space generally seems to use naval terminology.

>> No.41222038

>>41222003
I'm aware of that, there being the Imperial Navy, but I actually mean any events that are water naval battles. It's just a thing that's never come up

>> No.41222061

>Sisters of Battle
>are sisters to humans
>sometimes not sisters to anyone at all

>> No.41222081

>Deathwatch
>Doesn't watch death

>> No.41222110
File: 152 KB, 455x300, 7 anomalies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41222110

>S.T.AL.K.E.R.
>The best way to survive is actually stalking

>> No.41222123

>>41221951

>they're a part of the navy

They are? Up until now I was 100% certain that Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines are separate branches of the military, given that they each have different uniforms, chains of command, bases/posts and regulations

They each have their own recruitment office in my home town, too, four different buildings, there's no Navy/Marines building

>Google

From what I understand after a cursory glance the Marines work closely with the Navy

>The Department of the Navy, led by its Secretary, is the federal government agency which oversees the Marine Corps and the Navy. The most senior Marine officer is the Commandant, responsible to the Secretary of the Navy for organizing, recruiting, training, and equipping the Marine Corps so that its forces are ready for deployment under the operational command of the Combatant Commanders.

So they both ultimately fall under the same guy but it doesn't seem technically correct to say that the Marines are part of the Navy; they are still separate organizations in the military, albeit ones that work closely together

>> No.41222135

>>41221926
They were originally naval soldiers. Marine looks pretty similar to word like "marina" and "mar," which is literally "sea" in other languages.

>> No.41222269
File: 11 KB, 480x360, Scoobs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41222269

>Ripitoe
>He doesn't rip toes

>> No.41222292

>>41221934
Well the Orks have submarines they use to sneak Orks into places and the Chimeras are stated to be amphibious so presumably landings and intercepted landing happen occasionally, I don't think there's much of a justification for any larger warships than a small patrol boat though.

>> No.41222346

>>41220806

I'm holding out for the Emergency suit, and later the Kerfuffle suit, as well as the Brouhaha and Fracas suit, and hopefully finally the Fiasco suit.

>> No.41222382

>>41221934
There needs to be a navel expansion for 40k featuring units like:
Ocean raiders!
Space Marine marines!
Seaturions!

>> No.41222516
File: 327 KB, 1024x1365, supremacy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41222516

>>41220806
supremacy.

>> No.41222531

If a firefighter fights fire, and if a crimefighter fights crime, then what does a freedom fighter fight?

>> No.41222549

>>41222531
Freedom of course, it's just another name for terrorist.

>> No.41222571
File: 71 KB, 768x1024, supremacy 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
41222571

>>41222516
also

>> No.41222597

>World Eaters
>Don't eat worlds

>> No.41222606

>>41222135
Also "marine" in english is literally the adjective for "that is in the sea".

>> No.41222623

>>41222531
Tyrannical government. It's not fucking hard, dumbass!

>> No.41222627

>>41222516
>>41222571
Do you have enough guns, King of Cheese?

>> No.41222683

>>41222038
>>41221934
In the (2nd or 3rd) war for Armageddon there was, because >>41222292 happened. Battles over big fuel tankers and at the docks

Also Land Raider can drive on sea beds, though I can't think of any times that has actually come up

>> No.41223028

>>41222597
Might eat the people though.

>> No.41223036

>>41221903
Knights Errant do the boarding.

Pity Iron Warriors took all their geneseed...

>> No.41223073

>>41222683
I believe one of the Space Wolf codexes has a passage describing the Wolves attacked an underwater Tau base by driving Rhinos and Land Raiders along the sea bed.

>> No.41223105

>>41222516
>>41222571

Seriously. It's literally a Tau Titan.

>> No.41223114

>>41222627

there is only 9 sets of twin linked weapons there you big babby man.

>> No.41223122

>>41223073
For real? I need to read this.

>> No.41223132

>>41223105

correct. that is what it is suposed to be, an answer to titans. it is in fact a titan.

>> No.41223195

>>41220823
depends on where you put them

>> No.41223238

>>41223132
The very fact that it now requires three blueberries to pilot, it definitively makes it a Titan. Still it will probably not be as powerful as a Warlord.

A Reaver? Very probably.

Still Imperials will need to watch out for those Mantas.

Hoping Imperials will finally find a STC that will allow for constructing AA Titans.

Then it's going to be Damocles II: The Rematch.

>> No.41223371

>>41223238
>jumping straight to Reaver
They don't even have a warhound 'scout' titan equivalent.

>> No.41223391

>>41221934
There was a part in one of the soul drinker books where the marines fought in a sub against water adapted lictors and stuff

>> No.41223505

>>41223371
It will be an immobile artillery platform i tell you.

On the move it will probably shoot all but the back-mounted cannons. Also thinking those three cannons will be D Strength.

>> No.41224120

>>41221657
If you are going to correct, at least do it right.
As clearly they just stuck "fell" as in:

adjective: fell
of terrible evil or ferocity; deadly.
"the fell disease that was threatening her sister"

...in front of the word blade to make it sound ominous.

>> No.41224248

>basilisk
>not an ancient reptile

>> No.41224420

>>41221849
>Black Templars
Excuse me, but its "Templars of color", you insensitive shitlord

>> No.41224533

>>41224420
That's Templar-American, you bigoted twat.

>> No.41224552

>>41221934
They probably can walk underwater if weighted down. And I think that some of their vehicles can also drive underwater. But the closest example I can remember is some Space Wolf fighting somekind of a kraken on a refinery. Otherwise it's just Imperial flyers fighting other flyers over sea or lakes.

>> No.41224697

>monsters and other childish things
>there are both monsters and childish things

>> No.41224715

>tfw this is completely true and it hurts me sometimes

>> No.41224751

>>41224715
Meant to reply to
>>41220761

>> No.41224773

>>41224420
>>41224533

>> No.41225058

>>41224533
Stop raping me, you cis-heterosexual!
Ugh! Why must some people be so binary regressive? omg!!1!

>> No.41226441

>>41220838

>> No.41227643

>>41226441
Now if only the obvious jpeg artifacts didn't give that joke away...

>> No.41229010

>>41219818
>Grave Wardens
They are not at any point warding graves
>Iron Warriors
They may be warriors, but not made of Iron
>Gal Vorkbak
They are not the gal of vorbak

>> No.41229064

>>41219818
>sings a song
>gets the words wrong

>> No.41229084

>>41220710
They're called Land Raiders because the STC was discovered by a man named Land.

>> No.41229174

>/tg/ - Traditional Games
>is actually a board for lesbian porn, fetishes, politics and history

>> No.41229193

>>41229174
>>/tg/ - Traditional Games
>>is actually a board for lesbian porn, fetishes, politics and history

So exactly the same as most other boards on 4chan, then.

>> No.41229386

>>41229064
Dude
You gone and sank the world wolf.

>> No.41231054

>>41229386
Captainamericagetsthatreferance.gif

>> No.41231225

>Flash Gitz
>Don't actually flash others

>> No.41231233

>>41222123
Because we answer to that 'same guy', that makes us Navy's bitch.

>> No.41231287

>Thousand Sons
>There aren't a thousand sons
>Especially when the Space Wolves are done with them

>> No.41232219

>red coats
>they wear red coats
Feels good man

>> No.41232774

>>41222123

You ever want to start a fight with a Marine, ask him who sends him his paycheck...

>> No.41232898

>>41220722
OH MY GOD I GET IT NOW.

>Chimeras are known for fitting anything on and they'll run
>Most veteran ones are a clusterfuck of different parts

>> No.41232945

>>41223238
so it really is time for Galactic Rim?

>> No.41232976

>>41232945

We've been there already.

>> No.41233187

>>41221934

I remember one notable battle had Tau and Space Marines fighting around deep undersea science facilities, didn't end well for the Tau.

One of Farsight's major battles featured him cleansing the Water Caste's planet by fucking with the geology along it's fault lines and causing the planet's liquid atmosphere to roil with multi-mile high tsunami, turning the invading Ork oceanic ships into so much chum for the gigantic ocean predators.

>> No.41234697

>>41220806
Shitstorm suit

>> No.41235308

>All Flesh Must Be Eaten
>No one at the table eats anyone
The only good game I've ever had was that one time I played with a new group in Miami.

>> No.41237084

>ghost arks
>are not ghosts nor vehicles designed to operate in water

>doom scythes
>are not scythes

>canoptek wraiths
>actually are mechanical constructs

>canoptek spider
>not an arachnid,

>necron immortal
>not immortal, can be destroyed

>tomb blades
>are not sharp objects designed for stabbing or cutting

>> No.41237198

>>41223238
>The very fact that it now requires three blueberries to pilot,
Great, now I'm imagining it like some kinda Voltron deal.

>> No.41238232

>>41220082
What, you mean your DM has never contrived the Dragon Dungeon for your party to raid?
I thought every DM did that to make people shut up about "WHEN ARE WE GONNA DO DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!"

>> No.41240473

>>41222110
Few of you know the game was named after a novel "Stalker" by Arkadiy and Boris Strugatskii, written before the Charnobyl incident.

>> No.41241737

>>41220495
Not all Callidus Assassins have to be female.

>>
Name (leave empty)
Comment (leave empty)
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Password [?]Password used for file deletion.
Captcha
Action