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Around elves, watch yourselves.

Around dwarves...

>> No.40806948

Hors d'oeuvre

>> No.40806962

>>40806933
Visit wharves

>> No.40806966

>>40806933
Become poor

>> No.40808495
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40808495

>>40806933
Corral your whores.

>> No.40808579
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40808579

>>40806933
...practice semaphores.

>> No.40808716

>>40806933
drop your drawers

>> No.40808752

>>40806933
Gas the kikes.

>> No.40808974
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40808974

>>40806933
BREAK THEIR BACKS
Blood for the Blood God!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!11!
BLOOOOD FOR THE BLOOOD GOOOODARGHABHABHALBLALARHGG!!!#!$#!
ARAWRGRAAAARRHGHGH

>> No.40808993

>>40806933
Watch yourselves even harder!

>> No.40809000

>>40806933

....Keep your knives?

>> No.40809005

Prepare for wars

>> No.40809009

>>40806933
put it on shelves.

>> No.40809015

>>40806933
lock your doors.

>> No.40809030

>>40806933
... send in the whores.

>> No.40809036

Your defenses shore.

>> No.40809053

>>40806933
Rape entire barns.

>> No.40809058

Lock your doors.

>> No.40809064
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40809064

>>40806933
Wear scarves?

>> No.40809069

>>40806962
This is the only answer.

>> No.40809083

>>40806933
Recruit Centaurs

>> No.40809124

>>40809015
>>40809058

these two

>> No.40809676

>>40806933
plow whores

>> No.40809691

>>40809064
ARGH I WANNA PUNCH HIM SOSOSO BAD

>> No.40810601

>>40808752
race war now

I call dibs on hobgoblins for our side

>> No.40810641

>>40809691
I sympathize

>> No.40810696

>>40806933
Bar your doors.
Guard your stores.
Watch your hoard.

>> No.40810737

>>40809064
>tfw that guy's jacket or bag probably costs more than what you are wearing as an outfit
Fucking upper middle class or higher shits

>> No.40811074
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40811074

Around dwarves, watch your corves?

Corves.
Noun, plural of Corf.

A corf is;
a) a small wagon for carrying coal, ore, etc.
b) a wicker basket formerly used for this purpose.

>> No.40811216

>>40809124
but it doesn't rhyme...

>> No.40811527

>>40809064
Wow, what a tool. I mean I see a waxed mustache and I think tool but this guy is like the paragon of tools.

>> No.40811651

>>40806933
Watch your scarves?

>> No.40811694

>>40811074
Interesting, yet appropriate. 10/10

>> No.40811713
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40811713

>>40806933

>> No.40811755 [DELETED] 

>>40811713
You mean
>exclusively gay men
>exclusively gay n
>exclusively n
>elusively n
>elusive n
>elve n
>even

>> No.40811759

>>40809064
too much money, too little sense.

>> No.40811777

>>40811713
>exclusively gay men
>exclusively gay n
>exclusively n
>elusively n
>elusive n
>elve n
>elven

>> No.40811986

>>40806933

Don't get drunk.

>> No.40812485

Around dwarves...

Watch your corves
Plow their whores
Guard your stores
Watch the hoard
Prepare for war
Settle a score

>> No.40813140

>>40806933
>Having elves and dwarves
>Ever

>> No.40813197

>>40806933
>Around dwarves...
Watch your step. Get it? Because they're short and you might not see them? Get it? Like you might not even notice them because they're below your field of vision? Like you're looking right over their heads? Get it?

>> No.40815457

>>40806933
...watch your hoards

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40816156

>>40806933

>around orcs
>use only the most up to date forks.

>> No.40816221

>>40809064
I wanna fucking strangle this thing in front of me! Holy shit he must attract aggro everywhere he goes.

>> No.40816238

>>40816156
Here have a fork
:(){ :|: & };:

>> No.40816256

>when there's gnomes
>lock your homes

>> No.40816414

>>40809064
I don't get why he gets so much hate, apart from that jacket this outfit looks pretty great

>get a life

>> No.40817049

>>40806933
What your kneecaps.

>> No.40818371

>>40806933
Get drunk.

>> No.40818414
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40818414

>>40806962

>mfw main dwarf place in a harbor

>> No.40818458

>>40809064

Imagine...

Hipster dorfs.

truth to be told I'm not mad. he looks fine and he got his colours on cool

>> No.40819119

>>40806933
watch your swords

>> No.40820333

>>40816414

A crevat too far.

>> No.40823006
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40823006

>>40809005
I love this one

>> No.40824053
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40824053

>>40818458
>hipster dwarfs
They're so underground.

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40824796

Around dwarves draw your swords.

It's so simple you idiots. How did no one mention swords yet?

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>>40824796
What is this "sord" you speak of? Is it some kind of axe or hammer?

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>>40811074
Respect. khazadfist, dawg.

>> No.40825290

>>40824796
Because it's still a slant rhyme
arves != ord

>> No.40825703

>>40825290
>dwarves
>arves
Most people don't put emphasis on the 'a' though, it is sounded as an 'o'. So it rymes with swords.

arves ords

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/british/dwarf

>> No.40825720

>>40808974
>!!!11!
>GOOOODARGHABHABHALBLALARHGG!!!#!$#!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohHHCzb7Hko

>> No.40825747
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>>40824053
Fucking Carlos.

>> No.40825799

>>40825703
It would still be a slant rhyme. -orve doesn't sound like -ord

>> No.40825821
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40825821

Around Drow...

>> No.40825868

>>40825821
Get out now?

>> No.40825880
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>>40825821
lube up and bow.

>> No.40825885

>>40825821
there's whores to plow.

>> No.40825890

>>40825821

string your bow

>> No.40825914
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40825914

>>40825821
Raise your eyebrow!

>> No.40825915

>>40825890
Drow as in How Now Brown Cow, not Row Low Slow Crow. Fuggin pronunciation.

>> No.40825949

>>40825890
Drow is "Ou", like in Ouch.
Bow, as in the weapon, is "Oe", like in Hoe

>> No.40825957

>>40825821
Purge.

>> No.40826001

>>40825821
>that codpiece bulge
Do'Urdan fans ruin everything. If not for that it would've been a pretty decent picture of Drizz't

Drizz't a shit. Zaknafein is cooler

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>>40806933
>Around elves, watch yourselves.
>Around dwarves...


Ale and whores!

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>>40825821
AAAYYY LMAAAAOOO

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>>40818458
Hipster dwarves, you say...

>> No.40826132

Around dwarves, watch ya whores.

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>>40824053

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>>40826114

>> No.40826161

Around dwarves, bar your doors!

>> No.40826185

>>40826114
>I'm going to mine Mithril, you've probably never heard of it

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>>40826185

>> No.40826292

>>40826185
>writes a long verbose filled book in which he expresses dislike over metal types, popularity, criticism of authority and lack of safe green technology

>> No.40826389

>>40826114
Drinks organic non-alcoholic ale, sits around the tavern all day, and carves runes in stone tablets, claiming he'll be a famous runecaster someday.

>> No.40826411

>>40806933
Watch your marbles.

>> No.40826463

>>40825915
>>40825949
Who cares, they're filthy spider worshiping mongrels

>> No.40826568

>>40825821
Around Drow, check your cowl?

>> No.40826595

Lock your doors

>> No.40826608

>>40806933
Pompadours!

>> No.40826780
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40826780

>>40826114

>browses Pitchaxe to discover new minerals
>claims to his friends that he just stumbled upon them while mining in his back yard

>> No.40828854

>>40806933
Mind the stores

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