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/tg/ have you ever had a moment were your DM welcomed you to there magical realm and everyone was down?

>> No.40577491

Go away.

>> No.40577525

>>40577471
Yes people do erotic roleplays

>> No.40577549

>>40577525
and thread

>> No.40577583

>>40577549
As the huge faggot I agree

>> No.40577660

Yeah, because it was all tongue-in-cheek and not TOO explicit or overtly sexual.

>k guys, doing a campaign
>oh nice, what setting?
>Monster girls
>uh...
>EVERYWHERE
>like, monster people everywhere?
>HA

And then we played.

>> No.40577783

>>40577471
>Starting up a new campaign with some friends
>One of them is playing a female, so I have to look over his character
>Almost miss it, but it's right there like a footnote
>Hair color : Red
>The last three girls this guy has tried to date all had red hair
>I also know he's an Asuka fag
>Confront him about inserting his fetish into the game
>Acts baffled, sees nothing wrong with it
>Tell him he needs to change it
>Refuses, says I'm being absurd
>Kick him out of the group immediately
>Rest of the party congratulates me on keeping fetish shit out of my table
>Haven't seen him in three years

>> No.40577882

>>40577783

You were the asshole in that situation. He did nothing sexual. He just wanted to play a red-headed girl.

I bet he's better off without you.

>> No.40577955

>>40577882
>Starting up a new campaign with some friends
>One of them is playing a female, so I have to look over his character
>Almost miss it, but it's right there like a footnote
>Race : Human
>He has never tried to date an AI or pet
>I also know he's not into zoophilia
>Confront him about inserting his species fetish into the game
>Acts baffled, sees nothing wrong with it
>Tell him he needs to change it
>Refuses, says I'm being absurd
>Kick him out of the group immediately
>Rest of the party congratulates me on keeping fetish shit out of my table
>Haven't seen him in three years

>> No.40577960

Anyone know of any ERP podcasts or anything?

>> No.40578005

>Starting up a new campaign with some friends
>One of them is playing a female, so I have to look over his character
>Almost miss it, but it's right there like a footnote
>Race : Thri'Kreen
>He has never played anything other than multi-limbed races
>I also know he's got a personal interest in bugs
>Confront him about inserting his species fetish into the game
>Acts baffled, sees nothing wrong with it
>Tell him he needs to change it
>Refuses, says I'm being absurd
>Kick him out of the group immediately
>Rest of the party congratulates me on keeping fetish shit out of my table
>Haven't seen him in three years

>> No.40578070

>>40577471
> think robots are sexy
> make robot girl
> flirt with robit boys and robit girls all day everyday
> everyone thinks this is funny and laughs
> living the dream

>> No.40578072

>Starting up a new campaign with some friends
>One of them is playing a female, so I have to look over his character
>Almost miss it, but it's right there like a footnote
>Race : Human
>He has never played anything other than Human
>I also know he's got a personal interest in normal people
>Confront him about inserting his normal person fetish into the game
>Acts baffled, sees nothing wrong with it
>Tell him he needs to change it
>Refuses, says I'm being absurd
>Kick him out of the group immediately
>Rest of the party congratulates me on keeping fetish shit out of my table
>Haven't seen him in three years

>> No.40578111

>>40577882

>Falling for bait

Though it was actually more of an ironic joke. Those tends to bait some people though

>> No.40578671

>Starting up a new campaign with some friends
>One of them is playing a male, so I have to look over his character
>Almost miss it, but it's right there like a footnote
>Hair color : Dead parents
>The last three guys this guy has tried to date all had dead parents
>I also know he's an Batman fag
>Confront him about inserting his fetish into the game
>Acts baffled, sees nothing wrong with it
>Tell him he needs to change it
>Refuses, says I'm being absurd
>Kick him out of the group immediately
>Rest of the party congratulates me on keeping fetish shit out of my table
>Haven't seen him in three years

>> No.40578931

>>40578671
>Starting up a new campaign with some friends
>One of them is playing a burrito, so I have to look over his character
>Almost miss it, but it's right there like a footnote
>Hair color : Refried beans
>The last three guys this guy has tried to date all had refried beans
>I also know he's a Taco Bellâ„¢ fag
>Confront him about inserting his fetish into the game
>Acts baffled, sees nothing wrong with it
>Tell him he needs to change it
>Refuses, says I'm being absurd
>Kick him out of the group immediately
>Rest of the party congratulates me on keeping fetish shit out of my table
>Haven't seen him in three years

>> No.40578949

Everyone like tomboys, so they occasionally appear in game. I'm ok with this.

>> No.40578992
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>>40577882
>Biting that hard
>namefagging
>tripfagging

>> No.40579729

>>40577471
Played a campaign where you could take a malus that was basically 'Have to roll to resist bending over for monsters' for a extra talent at level one. Obviously it was meant to be lewd campaign.
10/10 would do again.

>> No.40579747

>>40578111
>>40578992
You're responding to a known retard
please stop

>> No.40582341

>>40579729
Talk about the mechanics for a lewd campaign.

>> No.40582578

>>40582341
Combat plays normally, Except maybe added lewd attacks and grappling being more common.
Theres a lot more detail given to lewd things, But i've heard tales of more than one lewd campaign becoming a year long journey of adventure that happened to have sex as a side thing.
Obviously the DM plays the monsters.

>> No.40582623

>>40582578
>But i've heard tales of more than one lewd campaign becoming a year long journey of adventure that happened to have sex as a side thing.
Frankly I'd like combat and lewd to be the secondary things, with intrigue, social encounters and exploration being the main.

>> No.40582649

>>40582623
Well that's entirely possible too.
Even better if nobody is worth shit in combat so the second a dire wolf shows up they just bend over and wait their turn.

The possibilities are endless anon!
Magical Realm doesn't mean bad!

>> No.40582717

>>40582649
>dire wolf
That reminds me to play a comely apprentice druid.

>> No.40582783

>>40582717
Combining the ideas with what you replied too.
>Court Intrigue
>Lady you want to investigate drags you off to the side and awkwardly asks if you can turn into a wolf
>Many minutes later in her room...
>You now have an hour or so of her undivided attention since you "Can't get it to shrink"

>> No.40583049

>>40582783
I'd rather play a girl druid but technically the rules for shapeshifting would still permit that.

>> No.40583101

>>40582578
In a non-campaign manner, I've had a decent cozy chat and drink with friends and neighbours... with random lesbian porn playing in the background.

>> No.40583114

>>40583049
That's what I was thinking of.

>Rest of the party wont leave you alone, Keeps making you shape shift for their fetishes
>Two or three times a night they wake you up
>Eventually you have to go to the cleric who explains how unhealthy that is and that they need to let you rest

>> No.40583194

>>40583114
welp, now I want to play a changeling healer who takes care of all her party's needs.

>> No.40583331

>>40583194
me too.


All changeling party anyone?

>> No.40583402

>>40583331
>Shoot the healer first!
>Which healer they are all healers!
>OH MY GOD IS THAT A DRAGON?

>> No.40583484

>>40583331
>want adventuring party to seduce and blow
>pretend to be human to join one
>first night camping, creep to the tent of another party member
>bump into them creeping into yours
>they're a changeling too
>had the same pretend to be human plan
>hear the other two party members bump into each other
>so much for joining a human party
>take turns pretending to be human
>mid orgy, all get killed by monster because nobody had actual adventuring skills
Like that Oglaf strip, but with screwing instead of assassinating.

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40583596

Literally right now.

>DM does intro for pic related
>Not realising I'm not muted, I instantly say "I'd fuck the shit out of it."

>> No.40583691

>>40583596
Narrate the intro. And tell us how the encounter plays out. Is she a goodie or a baddie?

And how did the DM/party react to hearing you?

>> No.40583747

>>40583596
Awkward as fuck

>> No.40583757

>>40583101
Wana go over to /u/ later to talk about it?

>> No.40583824

>>40583691
Already forgot what the intro was, we basically fucked with some ritual fuckery that was keeping her sealed. Baddie. We're fighting her now, because her god demands she kills our cleric, who's pretty bro tier, so that's not cool.
I'm also running a female character for once (as is the entire fucking party), so nobody has reasonable cause to give the D.

Everyone laughed. Probably at me, but I don't mind.

>> No.40583843

>>40577471
I've probably told this before, but once ended up playing a game of Maid RPG with three girls. My character ended up, just by rolling, as a twelve-year-old futanari.

I continually reminded them through the random rolls that we could re-roll. None of them wanted me to. They even designed half of my character's backstory.

>> No.40583854

>>40583757
Not really, in the sense that the porn was only there as background noise. And then we cross-dressed and got free drinks at the ladies night. Not much to say really.

>> No.40583875

>>40583101
>not watching porn with your friends

>> No.40583945

>>40583101
Wana go over to /u/ later to talk about it?

>> No.40584095

>>40577882
Quit shitting up this board. Also sadly you're right, the guy was an asshole.

>> No.40584296

>>40583824
>I'm also running a female character for once (as is the entire fucking party)
How come? Describe the characters?

Have jokes been made about an all-girl party?

>Everyone laughed. Probably at me, but I don't mind.
But now they know you're cool with that sort of thing. Just watch as the DM uses more suggestive art in future.

>> No.40586759

>>40583945
I don't think /u/ like real lesbians.

>> No.40588783

>>40586759
Really? That is odd.

>> No.40589920

>>40577471
Not since I lerned 2 spel

>> No.40590140

As a GM, I always have one characters main love interest turn out to be a trap. It never gets NSFW, but I always do it

>> No.40590288

>>40590140
As the player who just wants his paladin to quietly settle down with that taverngirl and raise a family when the adventure is done, you are a monster.

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>>40590140
GM for me.

Let's get NSFW.

>> No.40590484

>>40590437
I do it in my draw quests

>> No.40590505

>>40577471
My DM once accidentally put the game into my magical realm. It was awkward for me, but nobody ever picked up on it.

>> No.40590535

One of players took the fact that the princess he married was actually an animated armour pretty well. He even has a genuine interest in her three hole. I'm not sure if anyone knew that was in my magical realm though.

>> No.40590555

>>40590535
Three hole?

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>> No.40590636

>>40590555
I'm glad you asked. The three hole is the portal to her personal pleasure plane. A mysterious plane in which resides all things that are good. You put your weiner in it. Many creatures have three holes, especially, but not limited to, creatures that don't have physical vaginas. The ritual to create a three hole was invented by devils as a joke.

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>>40590623
Have read this like 20 times.
Still chuckle every time it pops up

>> No.40590968

>>40590820
>that rhyme
>john cleese

It's one of my favorite screencaps.

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