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>their party doesn't have a cute mascot character

>> No.40404755

>Their party isn't made up entirely of cute mascot characters
Step it up, kohai.

>> No.40404760

Do people actually do this?

>> No.40404770

You gotta be squiddin' me!

>> No.40404778

>The whole campaign doesn't revolve around mascot character pageants

>> No.40404783

>Not being a kid now
>Not being a squid now
Absolutely pleb.

>> No.40404789
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>their party mascot isn't most capable combatant

>> No.40404851

Does a bard count? They're basically mascots.

>> No.40404855

Do mascots give party wide buffs or something?

>> No.40404861
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...this could go places.

>> No.40404867

My party has a loli tanuki mascot.

She's learning necromancy to bring back her dead parents.

>> No.40404869


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>Party mascot isn't secretly a completely evil bastard who could less about the party or is actively trying to get them killed.

>> No.40404938


>Not having a cute girl or boy as the party bard

>> No.40404950
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If it's a girl then how can it have a HUGE FUCKING BALLSACK?
That's not a Tanuki at all.

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It look like you don't know shit about Tanukis, son.

>> No.40405112

There is going to be so much porn of this game.

>> No.40405114

>Implying there isn't already

>> No.40405116

>>is going to be
>not is

>> No.40405123

You haven't been on paheal have you?

>> No.40405171

A little late for that observation don't you think?

>> No.40405219

QB did nothing wrong.

>> No.40405232

keep telling yourself that pedo.

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Ah, you're just a retard, I see.

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You have no idea, Anon.

>> No.40405276


Nice job, asshole. Now he'll dump his whole fap-folder here.

>> No.40405283

Callie > Marie

>> No.40405320
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Do baby alligators count as cute?

>> No.40405326

>Come to /tg/
>Pedophiles everywhere
>Proceed to report it to the FBI
I hope some of you get van'd.

>> No.40405332


>> No.40405348


>> No.40405357

that's like, your opinion, man

>> No.40405374

>/b/tard detected.

>> No.40405387

And I'll take it all the way to the battle dojo, motherfucker.

>> No.40405392

Not even a b/tard. Just a newfag.

>> No.40405405

Does an experimental child-like AI count?
Avatar is kawaii as fuck, but the ship itself is a 300 ton exploration vessel.

>> No.40405439
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What about when it grows up and becomes a tree-climbing, galloping beast of limb-severing reptilian fury that just so happens to still like head-pats?

>> No.40405459

Their child becomes the new mascot, the adult gator is now a cameo mascot/full team member.

>> No.40405464

Even cuter.

>> No.40405476
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>Does an experimental child-like AI count?
Of course!

>> No.40405525

My players have a pet rock.

He has a tiny little handkerchief-sized flying carpet, and a magical hat that displays his emotional state.

>> No.40405531

It shows.

>> No.40405554

Whether an awakened dog with Warlock levels speaking Draconic with such a strong accent that it sounds like barking counts as cure is up for debate, but at least we have a mascot.

>> No.40405574

What kind of dog?

>> No.40405591


>> No.40405624

Then yeah, that's pretty cute.

>> No.40405625

such cute
much doge

>> No.40405652

No, it's a Welsh Pembroke Corgi. Name's Drei.

>> No.40405653

Many cutes.
Much mascot.

>> No.40405657
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Can't tell you how useful it is to have a saint for a team's mascot.

>> No.40405658
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our party has this girl as a dmpc/guide, she gets into mischief

>> No.40405663

But do you get into her pants?

>> No.40405678


>> No.40405726
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Don't you have ecclesiastical trials to rig, England?

>> No.40405753

Render unto the Maiden

>> No.40405765

So do female tanukis have huge mammies?

>> No.40405766
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Pyromancers are generally handy to have on your side, yeah.

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>> No.40405790

>implying it doesn't have them

>> No.40405814
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So, like pic related?

>> No.40405840

implying i'm not going to get a qt dire rat next session as a pet.

>> No.40405860

>Complaining about weeaboos on 4chan

>> No.40405878

I am, yes.
Anime is objectively garbage, not even b8ing.

>> No.40405884

I don't think so. I haven't seen a Party Van reference in years.

>> No.40405901

An exercise in futility.

>> No.40405915

Eh, i have nothing better to do at the moment, so i might as well shitpost.

>> No.40405918

There was a joke about it on /v/ just a few days ago. Of course, /v/ is stuck in 2009, so that might not really count.

>> No.40405933

Well I don't go there, so pardon me for missing that one. And 2009 wasn't that bad, site wide I mean.

>> No.40405953

So, I assume you have watched a lot of anime before making such a sweeping statement?

>> No.40405973

He must be some sort of anime expert.

>> No.40405980

'09 it's self wasn't bad, but the constant "things are different now they suck" mentality that keeps popping up over there is completely out of hand. Then again, it comes up on /tg/ and /a/ too, so it may just be a vocal and extremely jaded minority.

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Do you need to taste feces to know you're not supposed to eat it?

>> No.40406014

>trusting the fey
It was your own fault

>> No.40406020

>I don't try new things because of my preconceived notions

>> No.40406026

A form of media and excreted waste products from digested organic material are not the same thing.

>> No.40406030

No, anon, but you generally need to see, smell or otherwise experience feces to recognize it as such, and more relevantly we are talking about a rather broad medium rather than excrement.

>> No.40406040
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>animu a shit, because animu a shit

>> No.40406042

Many people can't even identify feces when they gorge on it. Just look at all those religious people.

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>> No.40406148

We aren't exactly trying to sell our party to the masses, are we?
So we don't really need a Mickey Mouse, do we?

>> No.40406159
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I want to play Maid RPG Polar Bear's Cafe style. No lewd, just animal antics in the real human world.

>> No.40406206

We have one loli mascot, one murderous fae mascot, one (now dead?) gryphon mascot and a ship AI mascot.

Just kidding! They were secretly all murderous fae.

>> No.40406223
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Shit so cash

>> No.40406398
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That honestly sounds pretty adorable.

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Unless you went down to this level of obscure nonsense you have no right to criticize the medium.

>> No.40406446

Blackadder is my favorite anime.

>> No.40406455

That's, like, just your opinion, man.

>> No.40406459

ok those would make for pretty awesome mafia goons

>> No.40406470

Blackadder is a gre>>40406446

>> No.40406479

>party mascot is a goblin whose tribe we liberated from a shit leader
>is known for fawning over the party face and making Medicine checks with her feet
None of us even have a foot fetish.

>> No.40406492

This is great but only if the power is unlocked somehow.

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Such a good quote.

>> No.40406626

You do now.

>> No.40406665

I'd rather watch actual movies and shit. Y'know, things that adults watch.

>> No.40406688
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to each his own

>> No.40406706
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>party has a cute mascot character
>she's bigger and stronger than everyone else

>> No.40406712

Then why are you here? This is /tg/. Tabletop Games. Games are only for kids.

>> No.40406723
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Don't insult people just because you have bad taste.

>> No.40406768

Not a bunch of pedophiles, so no.

>> No.40406769
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>I'm a big, serious, totally-not-insecure adult who has to reinforce my adultness to myself

>> No.40406773
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Polar Bear's Cafe is directed at adult women.

>> No.40406803

Why is one of them laughing in Katakana while the other two are laughing in Hiragana?

>> No.40406818
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>Implying that a medium can have a target demographic

>> No.40406824

different level of education

>> No.40406836

Varying levels of intelligence or what I assume is extremely formal laughing?

>> No.40406895

Tell me then. Based on the image you posted: what entertainment do you find in watching a little kid acting overly cute, to the point of retardation?
And before you say it, I'm aware not all animes revolve around little kids. Those that don't revolve around little kids acting overly cute revolve around schoolgirls acting overly cute instead, and are thus only good for the porn.

Don't pull that brony shit on me. Are you trying to imply that all animes do not, in fact, abouse tropes to the point of undeath and beyond?

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Fuuuuuuck YEAH Tekkaman Blade!
Fuck it. Now i have to go dig up a stream or torrent!

>> No.40406929

>Those that don't revolve around little kids acting overly cute revolve around schoolgirls acting overly cute instead, and are thus only good for the porn.
What about stuff like Monster, or Legend of the Galactic Heroes, or Texhnolyze?

>> No.40406934

Pulp Fiction is the most obscure thing I know!

>> No.40406947
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Are you suggesting that there is nothing enjoyable about cute kids doing cute things for the sake of being cute? Maybe I'm just soft hearted.

>> No.40406948

>Don't pull that brony shit on me. Are you trying to imply that all animes do not, in fact, abouse tropes to the point of undeath and beyond?

But Movies and TV would never do this, right guys? fucking moron. Also what the hell dose the use of tropes in general have to do with target demographics? And how is this related to MLP in any way?

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>still shitposting
>people still fall for the bait

>> No.40406967

Yes it's bait, but I have an hour to kill and nothing better to do.

>> No.40406974


Jesus fucking Christ, I had forgotten about how depressing that was. Existential angst much? But if you liked that then you should read Jeff Somers work.

>> No.40406982


Anon, playing solitaire is more productive than biting this hook.

>> No.40406994

Someone understands!

>> No.40407011

I did like Texhnolyze, though my point was less about that and more about it definitely not being about anyone acting overly cute.

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But it's not nearly as entertaining.

>> No.40407031

Yes, goddamnit. Japanese culture is fucking cancerous, what with all their "uguus" and "waas" and shit.
I tried to watch a japanese dub once. Turns out that I literally cannot stand japanese people speaking. Men sound like they're either angry all the time, or that they are trying to say things as quickly as possible, but they're passable.

It's women speaking japanese that i cannot abide. They sound like they're deliberately trying to act, talk and behave as retarded as possible. And for some reason people like that. No wonder Japs turn into faggots.

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>> No.40407077

>japanese dub
>Men sound like they're either angry all the time, or that they are trying to say things as quickly as possible
>It's women speaking japanese that i cannot abide. They sound like they're deliberately trying to act, talk and behave as retarded as possible.
>Japanese Dub

I wonder why

>> No.40407082
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>Trying to rationalize irational hatred
>Not realizing how much of a tool you are in the process

>> No.40407088
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There are shows without uguus and waas. Quite a few of them. As for the VA work, that varies with who does the dubbing.

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>> No.40407117

>mfw I remember this

I feel old now.

>> No.40407124


>trying to get the honorary klansman to watch Cowboy Bebop

Anon, no.

>> No.40407148

>homebrew setting
>there's an entire race designed to be cute mascots
>it's playable

>> No.40407158

Everyone needs to watch Cowboy Bebop at least once. Even if they hate it, they still have to see it at least once. It's like the Pulp Fiction of anime.

>> No.40407160

I liked it too, I was just unable to comprehend anything except the oncoming void that exists after death once I watched it.

>> No.40407168

Even talking about pandering garbage, grimdark edgefests aren't exactly rare. They're not good either, but they are distinctly lacking in uguus and waas.

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>> No.40407277

Is it bad that I didnt see a woman's legs until like a full minute after looking at it?

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>> No.40407315

There is a decidedly large hole in the crotch area. If it is male, he is going to die soon.

>> No.40407336

You weren't wrong on gender, you were wrong on age.

>> No.40407355

Why are you so mean, Anon-boy?!
Dummy, dummy, dummy!

>> No.40407362

>The entirety of japanese culture is from anime
I don't even care if he's a troll, I had to respond to that. 5/10

>> No.40407396

What am I looking at
Is it lolishit?

>> No.40407401

Not him but I assumed it was a nerd who hung himself.

How can you tell it is female? Is it from something else?

>> No.40407452

Thin legs and wide hips.

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I'm going to allow this...

>she's bigger and stronger than everyone else
I'm going to allow this...

Which IGPX Anon?

Hell, just listen to the sound track at least once!

>> No.40407492

I knew ND would show up as soon as the argument about animu started.

>> No.40407511
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It was originally an anti-childrape ad...

>> No.40407535

Wide hips? Where?

>> No.40407536
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...but it eventually became an /a/ meme.

>> No.40407585

Man, sexualizing children sure seems like a good way to prevent rape.

>> No.40407586

...No that's a good thing.
If you aren't a pedo of course.

>> No.40407629

fuck off crossboarding shill

>> No.40407679

You're too late. We've gone from /tg/ to /v/ to /a/.

>> No.40407707


Is a picture/poster of a person reaching for someone's junk supposed to somehow prevent rape from occuring?

These kind of things confuse me.

>> No.40407709

Muh precious /tg/ purity! Naaaaooooo!!!

>> No.40407710
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>> No.40407731

>Which IGPX Anon?
The one where delicious brown wins.

>> No.40407739
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>killing a thread for a substance-free condescension thread when we already had one

>> No.40407748
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>cute mascot character
>not its very own warship

Does your party even?

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>The one where delicious brown wins.
While Anime Michelle Rodriguez IS best girl, there was an EARLIER version of IGPX that wasn't about racing...

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>not its very own cute mascot warship

>> No.40407999

Does the rock know that awakening a rock could be considered quite cruel?

>> No.40408066

>needing a mascot
>not just letting your reputation precede you
Stay pleb, OP

>> No.40408351


Dead cute mascot warship

>> No.40408414

It was nice while it lasted.

>> No.40408422
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I don't see how what that pic depicts is somehow so wrong, as long as it is consensual.
It's not like touching is inherently traumatizing or something.

>> No.40408987

If an 8 year old asks you to touch their crotch the correct response is not to comply.

Unless you a doctor or something. Then I guess it's alright.

>> No.40409047

It's a BLACK hand. That's how you know it's bad.

>> No.40409195

On what grounds?

>> No.40409282

Legally, a child can not give consent to such an act ever. The idea is that it is too easy for an adult to lie or take advantage of them for them to make a decision that is both their own and well thought out. (not that all adults do those things, they are just more capable of it.)

That didn't answer the question anon.

>> No.40409382

That's one reason. More to the point, children need to be able to trust authority figures with out worrying about whether they'll try to seduce them.
If an 8 year old is asking you to touch their crotch there's probably a more serious issue going on in the child's life, you're hardly going help the situation by molesting them. At the very least, the situation needs to be investigated, not taken advantage of.

>> No.40409425


Personally, I am rather sure that I was able to figure out if I wanted someone touch my crotch or not at that age.
I mean, I already didled myself when I was like 8. Does that mean that I was molesting myself?

>> No.40409542

Why would you assume that?

>> No.40409722

Well, if a kid at that age can figure out about diddling him/herself, I kinda don't see how figuring out if they want someone else to touch them or not, would be such an impossible feat of logic for them.

>> No.40409804

No why would you assume touching yourself meant you were molesting yourself?

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Oh, that was just a poorly worded joke.

>> No.40409919

Okay. Then I don't see you're point.

>> No.40410261

>says /v/

>> No.40410788

Playable felynes when?

>> No.40410890

August 2010

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