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40204190 No.40204190 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Get in here and get that schadenfreude ready.

Join me in the drinking!
>Drink for every shit foil
>drink for every shit rare
>drink for every damaged card
>drink for every pack I manage to stealth open

>> No.40204262
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Alright guys, which one do I start with?

Heirarch? Karn? or Karn's twin?

>> No.40204310

The one sticking out of the back middle.

>> No.40204337
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>he drinks alcohol

>> No.40204339

Go for karn you cuck

>> No.40204351

I've never seen suicide by magic packs before.

>> No.40204360

Dumb frog poster

>> No.40204369


Middle child Karn

>> No.40204380
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>I need to get drunk to have fun with friends

>> No.40204381

Are you gonna try to sell the ones you stealth open?

>> No.40204382

>Youre underage and/or a faggot
But i dont really care, and you shouldnt care if he drinks or does drugs homo

>> No.40204395 [SPOILER] 
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Stealth Karn? You got it.

Well damn, you can put your drinks down because this was a high way to start.

>> No.40204420

noice, now karn twins then triplets

>> No.40204423

>I need to have fun with friends to get drunk

>> No.40204437

>implying you have friends
>implying anyone wants to drink with you
>implying you can afford alcohol after spending all your good boy points on mm2015
>implying you're not going to die childless, cold, and unloved

>> No.40204463
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>he thinks I play memedern

>> No.40204472





>> No.40204486

>implying I or anyone cares what you do with your pathetic life

>> No.40204492

C'mon OP I thought you had a death wish? Aside from opening a box of MM2 that is

>> No.40204507
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>I am a greedy, obese American who cannot care for another human being

>> No.40204522 [SPOILER] 
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Middle Karn it is

Jesus christ, bottles up for the stealth open but not the pull

This is all the alcohol in my house apparently

>> No.40204536

>implying the decrepit fat sack of shit you have devolved into can even be considered human

>> No.40204543

maybe you should ask mom and dad to restock their fridge next time they go food shopping for you

>> No.40204567
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>le "I know you are but what am I" argument

>> No.40204605

Can you two faggots go make out already

>> No.40204608


Time to knock one back. Gotta sooth the pain.

>> No.40204609

>implying you ever called me a subhuman yet you continue to act as one with your clear lack of knowledge pertaining to the English language.

>> No.40204615

I think opening card packs is better than having sex

can someone confirm

>> No.40204618

Which pack next?

Couldn't reconcile spending more money on this box. So I'm just going through my leftovers. You'll have to forgive me.

>> No.40204637



>> No.40204646

Depends on what you pull

>> No.40204652

Mythic wasted on Tezz :(
Hopefully no comet storm for you

>> No.40204655


Mama Hierarch. Leftsies.

>> No.40204662

front left.

You have my blessing

>> No.40204708

>Which pack next?
Just open them all, order doesn't fucking matter

>> No.40204757
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Drinkie drinkie breekies

Heirarch was not good to me, perhaps go back to Karn?

>> No.40204761


Shhh. No tears, only the left pack first.

>> No.40204777

Clikety Clique

>> No.40204800

Save him for later. Have another crack at hierarch. Gotta teach that bitch a lesson.

>> No.40204882


>> No.40204946
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bottoms up boys

But hey, at least I'm putting together affinity.

>> No.40205025

Pull a Mox and then you can say you are putting together affinity. Or you could have just bought a playset with cash to spare instead of playing this shitty lottery.

>> No.40205027

>double hierarch


>> No.40205036

2/2 so far, not terrible. Sucks that your first mythic is the 2nd worst though.

>> No.40205070
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Heirach is a dry cunt

>> No.40205071

>Foil Crusher
Dat pauper edh

>> No.40205089

MM15 was an interesting idea, but I think wizards missed the mark by 3.4 miles.

>> No.40205116



>> No.40205158



>> No.40205162

Tezz is better in Legacy and Vintage than kiki and primeval are in modern
Hell if all the mythic were the same price, id take him over ulamog, koz, iona and elesh norn

>> No.40205176

>let's release a set with modern staples so more people can get into the format!
>but without the staples!
>for more money!
an interesting idea, but not a good one

>> No.40205199

>over iona and elesh norn
>I don't play Dredge/reanimator
>I have shit taste in waifus

Sucks to be you bro.

>> No.40205205


Interesting doesn't mean good

>> No.40205211
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>having waifus in general

>> No.40205221 [SPOILER] 
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I opened heirach again. Couldn't stand her mocking glare

She finally came

>> No.40205229

>Being a normalfag
Get out of my board normalfag.

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>always have shit luck pulling rarez
>want to buy mm2
>tfw i know it will just be a waste of money

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you're still losing money on this stuff dude

>> No.40205265

I play Vintage Dredge
Those are sideboard cards at best
I dont even need Iona because Dredge shits on blue

>> No.40205277

I'm actually up 10 bucks at the moment

>> No.40205284

Dont you want that sweet foil comet storm?

>> No.40205330
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>> No.40205349

Clikety Clique

>> No.40205355
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Karn has betrayed me

But all hope is not lost.

>> No.40205388


it's clique time again, friend

>> No.40205395

>Inexorable Tide
Jesus fucking christ. This isn't even a card for limited, nobody wants that shit. What were they thinking?

>> No.40205400

Literally even right now with a mythic down, you're fucked kiddo

>> No.40205404

How many drinks you had OP?

>> No.40205406

If only it was foil Vapor.

>> No.40205424
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clique didn't get there

almost 2, going to pick up the pace.

>> No.40205449

Open that one shit behind karn

>> No.40205470

/tg/, is it bad that I love watching people crack boxes & fatpacks on youtube?

>> No.40205486


[vomits internally]

>> No.40205491

No, I like to watch people suffer as well.

>> No.40205492

mmmmmmox sapphire

>> No.40205497 [SPOILER] 
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was a stealth clique having some kind of stealth orgy with the cunt

>> No.40205503

>What were they thinking?
1. $$$$$
2. Fuck what players want
3. What a great limited format!
4. $$$$$
Its pretty easy to appease the players because we told you a million times what we wanted
The fact that they wouldnt do that in a set made to appease players and get more cards out there show you what they think of you and the kind of scum they really are

>> No.40205504

I do that to satiate my own pack cracking desire.

>> No.40205529


>> No.40205623

That... really doesn't make sense. At all.

>> No.40205630

Holy fuck op hurry up

>> No.40205663

Would you spend $10+ on that pack?

>> No.40205687
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was waiting on you guys to tell me which pack to crack

Cracked clique to even the piles a bit.

>> No.40205703

i dont want to hog the pack selection.

>> No.40205717

Open that slut who's buttfucking Karn

>> No.40205741 [SPOILER] 
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cracked the right hand heirarch

Could have been worse

>> No.40205858

What did you pay for the box and who much money are you at going by tcg?

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Slut butfucking Karn had her rare upside down??

>> No.40205864

Keep opening those sluts.

What format do you like to play op

>> No.40205869

Dude fulminator is worth twice as much as tezz
thats like one of the best rares you can get

>> No.40205880

because it got remanded.

>> No.40205885

classic MM, good thing it was even in there

>> No.40205901

Actually the best rares are goyrach and goymand

>> No.40205928

Can you imagine how woe-stricken he must be to vomit? Internally?

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$245 after tax, and i got 25% of a booster box in store credit due to this wierd point scheme my LGS has


Cracked another slut

shti sucked

>> No.40205977

You actually can. It usually happened to lone drunk people passing out in weird position.
The result is it enters your lung and you die drowning on your own vomit.

>> No.40205990

Karn is disappoint.

>> No.40205993

Open pack behind left karn please

>> No.40206001

>shti sucked
What did you expect? That's the perfect description of MM2. It's utter shit that sucks.

>> No.40206040

One death in this thread already.
MM15 confirmed massive health risk.
Avoid at all costs.

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right hand karn was a dissappoint

will do in a sec

I'm at 121 according to SCJews by the way

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stealth clique had a pleasant surprise, but still under value

>> No.40206162

there goes the foil

>> No.40206187

We must purge the non-karns

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Cliquety CLANK hey foilio

Could be worse, could be worse

>> No.40206295

there goes the 2nd foil

>> No.40206315

Hey man you gonna eat that?

>> No.40206345

Continue the genocide! On to the right slut

>> No.40206406

Op getting butt fucked

>> No.40206464
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fuck this cunt

>> No.40206505

Noble on left side please

>> No.40206512

Open all of the Karns at once. Like ripping off a band-aid.

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I'm now purging the non-karns

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>tfw canceled my preorders

thank God, I feel for anons who spent money on this

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heirarch had a gift for me

>> No.40206573

pretty shitty gift.

should have been a goyf,DC,V.clique, or opal

>> No.40206587


>> No.40206618

Yeah, $30 cards are such shit amirite?

MM is telling you to make an eldrazi deck

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The final clique didn't completely let me down either

Now only the Karns remains.

>> No.40206662

Nice, Elesh Waifu.

>> No.40206663

Take a shot/down a beer before each karn as bodily sacrifice for the karn god

>> No.40206678

A lot of the boxes I've seen opened that had a foil mythic in them also had a foil rare. Not to get OP's hopes up, because I saw some guy open foil Comet Storm and Nobilis of war in the same box.

>> No.40206706

he opened the 2nd foil too

>> No.40206717
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First of the four karns are down

This card is apparently worth money

>> No.40206730

>Yeah, $30 cards are such shit amirite?

he's sitting at $20 right now and compared to the ones i mentioned he's peanuts

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Hey OP, do any of your cards have noticeable wear or damage on them from the packaging?

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Second karn down

>> No.40206830

wheeeeeeee, not as wheeeeeee as a hierarch but still a wheeeeeeeeee.

>> No.40206833

koz and uli are both shit compared to Emrakul
no good tron deck even plays them

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>> No.40206854

true but you theres still a market to trade him to, the EDH one.

he'll just have to wait a few months if he wants more than 20 dollars for it

>> No.40206861

Some tron go 1 Koz for the ease of casting and hand refill. Ull is poop, i give you that.

>> No.40206864


>> No.40206874


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>> No.40206891

calculate plox.

>> No.40206898

Just open it you nigger

>> No.40206905

You'd pretty much have to open
The top 3 non mythics and like 12 top rares to break even. not counting remands

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Oh, kek, I'm actually above value right now. Forgot that one of my cards wasn't available on star city games

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erm, i meant the top 3 mythics not counting goyf and 12 top rares to break even

>> No.40206946

there should be like 10-12 draws in the deck
also i believe Wurmcoil, Karn and Ugin all do more and are cheaper to cast

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the pack had no playable commons or uncommons.

It all comes down to this

>> No.40206968

anon, you're haven't broke even by my count.

you should of just bought singles

>> No.40206994

keep it a secret and go to sleep anon

>> No.40207018
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All down to the foil.

>> No.40207030

OP now abandons thread as he funds his new life with a foil comet storm

>> No.40207049
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well, fuck me mates

Fuck me

At least I have my friends coming this weekend to get me drunk and draft these packs.

>> No.40207075

Money spent. Enjoy your weekend OP.

>> No.40207094

Absolutely par for the course. A lesson in why we don't buy boxes.

Cheers, OP. Now go get shitfaced.

>> No.40207097

Thanks for opening packs for us op
Have fun

>> No.40207114

if it makes you feel better

with the 240 dollars you spent on this box you could have bought 2 goyfs. which is statistically gonna net you more money than anything that could have possible have been in the box besides a foil goyf

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Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal.

>> No.40207148

Thanks for the box break anon. it was fun.

>> No.40207165

Jesus, dude. It's a card game, not an accounting class.

>> No.40207209

well booster box openings is a gamble, a gamble with a ridiculously low pay out.

>> No.40207228

OP made out better than casino odds

>> No.40207235


Even though I knew it was a terrible idea I've enjoyed it.

>> No.40207321

sure, but he could have bought 1 each of the top 3 non goyf mythics, plus 12 of the top rares and came out on top.

we basically sat here and watched a man burn a hundred dollar bill

>> No.40207369

I don't ask this often -- but are you actually autistic?

>> No.40207414

>each of the top 3 non goyf mythics, plus 12 of the top rares
>for $240
yeah you're full of shit.

>> No.40207418
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its okay OP, just let the butt hurt flow through you. It will start the healing process

>> No.40207437

The Oberon's have already started that process

And I wasn't that guy.

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Wh-wh-what happened here?

>> No.40207491

So if I counted correctly, OP opened money cards on about half his packs:
>Cryptic Command
>Fulminator Mage
>Foil Remand (w/ Banefire)
>Foil Puppeteer Clique (w/ Lodestone)
>Foil Etched Champion (w/ Scute)
>All is Dust
>Wilt-Leaf Liege

Higher than normal distribution, since only about 20 of the 56 rares are worth anything at all.

And he didn't break even because he didn't open a goyf

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eh, i was a bit off

the top 3 non goyf mythics, plus 12 of the top rares comes out to be $248.

its the top 3 non goyf mythics, plus 9 of the top rares.

child rapist gets raped and stabbed in jail by like 33 inmates, just to get raped and stabbed again when he gets out of the hospital and back into gen pop.

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Maybe I should stop posting on /tv/

>> No.40207564

remand wasn't foil

Surgical Extraction and foil Vapor Snag were also in there. Lightning Bolt is a couple bucks. Foil Gut Shot.

>> No.40207621


adding those up and not counting anything under a dollar it comes out to be worth about $127

>> No.40207656

127? Now you're just shilling, i added all of that and i didn't even got $10 out of those.

>> No.40207700

make more sense anon.


>> No.40207751

>tarmogoyf 144
So, where's that autistic guy who said you can buy 2 tarmos for 240?

>> No.40207806

projected floor for a goyf is projected to be 100 dollars.

goyf were being offered at about 133 yesterday.

we still have two more influx of product (wave 2 and the 3 GPs) till it hits there though.

>> No.40207863

Tarmogoyfs were $129 yesterday

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>we still have two more influx of product (wave 2 and the 3 GPs)
I really hope prices do drop, because I need a set of Remands, Leylines, and a few singles of the mythics...

Does the leyline even do much against burn in Modern any more? Atarka's Command and Eidolon of the Revel don't target, but it's not liking they'll ever NOT run Lightning/Rift Bolt right?

>> No.40208301

Does the leyline even do much against burn in Modern any more?

leylines basically slow down burn to give you time till they find their enchantment removal.

its a great side board option.

>> No.40208332

Is this a projected booster opening? Like the guy is actually opening the booster 5 months later but he's coming back from the future to show us what he opened?

>> No.40208403

No its based on market trend, influx, and inflation

in laymens terms, When MM1 was released goyf went down to 96 dollery doos and since MM2 is an even larger print run, its very likely that it too will reach a low point with 100 being a conservative estimate

>> No.40212006

I want a playset of bobs but $40 is too much for price-memory's sake. He's not even played in Modern anymore.
Hope he hits $30.

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