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For the first time in your life, you're not sure what to wear.

Life in the military is ideal for someone who doesn't like making decisions – there's always someone happy to tell you what you should be doing, and to yell at you for not doing it before they told you to. And for those in positions of authority, there is always Doctrine, the best practices learned through blood and toil by others so you don't have to. And when it comes to uniforms, there's no shortage of variations. The higher your rank, the more you have, with carefully determined differences for every conceivable occasion. There's even a booklet that tells you what goes where, complete with handy-dandy mail order numbers and a list of base PX phone numbers.

The problem is figuring out what kind of event this is.

You're still not sure it's a date – Shoukaku didn't really phrase it that way; she sounded sincere about wanting to welcome you to the team, so to speak, and her warmth was probably an effort to overcome the series of 'wrong footed starts' that have plagued you ever since your C-5 went wheels-down on this island. Worse, you don't even know where you're going – a fancy restaurant? A goddamned burger joint? One might say you have zero actionable intelligence. Considering how deep in the kimchee you've managed to dig after only a few days here, you have to agree.

You've showered, scraped off your five-o'clock shadow and now you're standing in front of your closet, fuming anew at Goto's bullshit. You don't even have Shoukaku's number to call her and ask what she had planned – but thanks to Goto, you've no doubt she's got yours.

What will you wear?

>> No.40077834

>Super casual. Nice zippered hoodie with “GO NAVY” on the front, polo shirt underneath, brand new dark jeans.
>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.
>Service dress whites, (since it's summer.) Not suitable for formal dinners or state events, but certainly the go-to for formal duties during travel, first reporting to a new command and the like. You've been wearing yours around base since you got here, but you've got a crisp, spare set ready to go. It won't surprise Shoukaku much, at any rate.

>Dinner is dinner. Full Dinner Dress uniform – similar to full dress whites, but with miniaturized medals and insignia for tastefulness. Suitable for official functions.

>Dinner Dress jacket uniform – the dress-whites version of a tuxedo, or close to it. Like dinner dress, but the marked contrast with the usual dress/service whites leave no mistake that you consider the dinner an Occasion.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mess_dress (scroll to bottom for pictures of the US Navy dinner dress/dinner dress jacket uniforms.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniforms_of_the_United_States_Navy#Dress_uniforms (Service dress blues/whites.)

>> No.40077882

>>40077834
>Dinner Dress jacket uniform – the dress-whites version of a tuxedo, or close to it. Like dinner dress, but the marked contrast with the usual dress/service whites leave no mistake that you consider the dinner an Occasion.

Class is class, even for a war-weary admiral.


Also I smell a Sammy on the horizon hurrr

>> No.40077892

>>40077834
>dress up a bit

Fuck yes, shipsluts

>> No.40077894

>>40077834
Service whites. Official-looking, but not superformal.

>> No.40077896

>>40077834
>>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.
If she's coming over here, we can always throw on something else.

>> No.40077900

>>40077834
>>Service dress whites, (since it's summer.) Not suitable for formal dinners or state events, but certainly the go-to for formal duties during travel, first reporting to a new command and the like. You've been wearing yours around base since you got here, but you've got a crisp, spare set ready to go. It won't surprise Shoukaku much, at any rate.

This aint super fancy and it aint a state event.

>> No.40077913

>>40077834
>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

We're all going to hell for that title

>> No.40077914

>>40077834
>>Dinner Dress jacket uniform – the dress-whites version of a tuxedo, or close to it. Like dinner dress, but the marked contrast with the usual dress/service white

When in doubt, SWAG. Show off them purdy whites.

>> No.40077916

>>40077834
>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

>> No.40077917 [DELETED] 

>>40077773
>quest
>not a quest to find a cord long enough to get your toaster into the bath with you

you've missed a huge opportunity here op

>> No.40077923

>>40077834
>>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.
this isn't a formal welcome dinner. Goto would be there if it was. Still, should be classier than hoodie and jeans.

>> No.40077935

>>40077834
>>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

Dinner casual. You are likely not going to a formal dinner, but good in anything from burger joints to steak houses.

>> No.40077937

>>40077914
Also consider adding Jojo poses.

>> No.40077940 [DELETED] 

>>40077917

watch out we got a badass over here

>> No.40077948

>>40077834
>>Service dress whites, (since it's summer.) Not suitable for formal dinners or state events, but certainly the go-to for formal duties during travel, first reporting to a new command and the like. You've been wearing yours around base since you got here, but you've got a crisp, spare set ready to go. It won't surprise Shoukaku much, at any rate.

>> No.40077950

>>40077913
>We're all going to hell for that title
Oh hell, why didn't I notice sooner?

>>40077914
>SWAG
pls no

>>40077917
You must be NUE here.

>>40077937
>Anon withdraws coolly

>> No.40077954

>>40077834
>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

THE ONE SINGLE DAY WHERE I HAVE A TWO HOUR FINAL.

I'M COMING FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEER

>> No.40077956

>>40077834
>Service dress whites, (since it's summer.) Not suitable for formal dinners or state events, but certainly the go-to for formal duties during travel, first reporting to a new command and the like. You've been wearing yours around base since you got here, but you've got a crisp, spare set ready to go. It won't surprise Shoukaku much, at any rate.

>> No.40077957 [DELETED] 

>>40077917
Silly anon, you would just fuck it up. Why would we do that~

>> No.40077962

>>40077834
>Service dress whites, (since it's summer.) Not suitable for formal dinners or state events, but certainly the go-to for formal duties during travel, first reporting to a new command and the like. You've been wearing yours around base since you got here, but you've got a crisp, spare set ready to go. It won't surprise Shoukaku much, at any rate.

Well this should be interesting night.

>> No.40077964

>>40077834
>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

>> No.40077965 [DELETED] 

>>40077917
Seen here a fagget that doesn't know how to filter.

>> No.40077971

>>40077834
>>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

>> No.40077977

>>40077834
>>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

>> No.40077988

>>40077834
>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

Planefag, who is that in the OP? I still don't know.

>> No.40077998

>>40077988
>Planefag, who is that in the OP? I still don't know.

>> No.40078001

>>40077988
Iowa, BB-68.

>> No.40078007

>>40077834
>Service dress whites, (since it's summer.) Not suitable for formal dinners or state events, but certainly the go-to for formal duties during travel, first reporting to a new command and the like. You've been wearing yours around base since you got here, but you've got a crisp, spare set ready to go. It won't surprise Shoukaku much, at any rate.

Refuge in mediocrity

>> No.40078015

>>40078001
Thanks, anon.

>> No.40078016

>>40077998
Kharn as a shipslut. No panties either

>> No.40078023

>>40077988

>> No.40078030

>>40077834
>Dinner Dress jacket uniform – the dress-whites version of a tuxedo, or close to it. Like dinner dress, but the marked contrast with the usual dress/service whites leave no mistake that you consider the dinner an Occasion.

Go big or go home.

>> No.40078033

>>40077834
>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

>> No.40078034

>>40077834
>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

>> No.40078035

>>40077834
>Service dress whites, (since it's summer.) Not suitable for formal dinners or state events, but certainly the go-to for formal duties during travel, first reporting to a new command and the like. You've been wearing yours around base since you got here, but you've got a crisp, spare set ready to go. It won't surprise Shoukaku much, at any rate.
>"What do you mean other clothes? Don't you know that the US Navy fuses this into the skins of their admirals?"

>> No.40078039

>>40078023
USS Booom, got it.

>> No.40078041

>>40077998
I'll be honest with you planefag, I was expecting Young furiously apologizing to Lynette today.

>> No.40078042

>>40077834
>>Dinner is dinner. Full Dinner Dress uniform – similar to full dress whites, but with miniaturized medals and insignia for tastefulness. Suitable for official functions.

>> No.40078043

>Super casual

And glue some toy guns and crap to it, for solidarity.

>> No.40078056

>>40078039
No, USS Bloom, named for graphical artifacts.
Her ECM suite is godlike

>> No.40078059

>>40078035
>>"What do you mean other clothes? Don't you know that the US Navy fuses this into the skins of their admirals?"
kek

>> No.40078072

>>40078041
Fuck no, we've waited long enough for this date.

Assuming this is an actual date and not a giant ruse.

>> No.40078081

>>40078041

shipsluts are the new hotness it has killed both 2hu and The Love forever and ever

"I AM ZUN, KING OF GAMES! LOOK UPON MY WAIFUS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!

Nothing beside remains."

>> No.40078084

>>40078072
THE DATE WAS... A DISTRACTION
insert a certain gap hag here

>>40078056
Keks

>> No.40078090

>>40077834
>>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

I've waited forever for this date.

>> No.40078092

>>40078072
Not like she would mount a surprise attack to steal Settle's genetics.

>> No.40078095

>>40077834
>>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

>> No.40078098

>>40078072
>Assuming this is an actual date and not a giant ruse.

Why is everyone so suspicious of this? Doesn't anon trust me?

>> No.40078102

>>40078098

>> No.40078103

>>40078081
FUUUUUU---
I admire your baiting skills though. Yakumo/10

>> No.40078104

>>40078098
>Doesn't anon trust me?
Why would we do that?

>> No.40078105

>>40077834
>>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

>> No.40078107

>>40078092
>steal Settle's genetics.
That's one way of putting it.

>>40078098
>Planefag
>trust
>mfw

>> No.40078113

>>40078072
Are you making some implications that Shoukaku has ulterior motives?

>> No.40078115

>>40078098
Only as far as I can throw you.

>> No.40078117

>>40078098
>Trusting planefag
>Trusting japs
>Trusting women
m8

>> No.40078120

>>40078098

>> No.40078121

>>40078098
Nope.

>> No.40078124

>>40077834
Can't go wrong with Blue 3A!
Shit, wrong Navy

>> No.40078128

>>40077834
>Dress up a bit. Black dress shirt, slacks, maybe a red tie if we're feeling lucky.

>>40078081
The classics are always good for a laugh.

At least, when in the company of those who know the classics.

>> No.40078131

>>40078098
>Doesn't anon trust me?

>> No.40078132

>>40078098
>Reimu's face when
Dammit Reimu, cut on Suika's sake already and get back to tending the shrine!

>> No.40078143

I think the question is, given we don't know what Shoukaku had in mind, what's OUR intention for the event, and which outfit best communicates that?

I think it should be something nice (we do want to make a good impression), and not our usual service dress (let's emphasize that we consider this a special occasion). The question is, are we approaching this as a professional event, or a personal one? Are we trying to improve relations in an official sense, officer to ship, or in a personal one? In short, do we want to emphasize that we're approaching Shoukaku as a ship/sailor, or that we're approaching her as a person?

If professional, dinner dress uniform. Not the full bore dress jacket (that'd be a bit too stuffy), but something nicer than normal.
If personal, shirt and tie.

>> No.40078145

>>40078113
>Are you making some implications that Shoukaku has ulterior motives?
No, more like we show up there and Zuikaku is with her, or some event happens to interrupt the thing.

>> No.40078156

Seems pretty solidly in favor of dressing up a bit, but ditching those stuffy uniforms! Writing!

>> No.40078157

>>40078145
>or some event happens to interrupt the thing.
surprise russians?

>> No.40078159

>>40078145
>Zuikaku is with her
maybe she'll return our cane.

>> No.40078171

>>40078157
What, Konstantina is now a shipgirl?

>>40078117
But the Hakurei Shrine Maiden is trustworthy!

>> No.40078174 [SPOILER] 

>>40078145
Well of course something is going to interrupt it, this is a planefag quest.
The only question is how long the date lasts before we get interrupted.

>> No.40078180

>>40078143
It seems more personal, so the shirt and tie that people are mostly voting on seems fine.

I wouldn't wear a tie myself though.

>>40078159
Goto did that.

>>40078157
Surprise Hibiki maybe.

>> No.40078183

>>40078113
I trust her to have interior motives.

Interior like her vagina.

>> No.40078199

>>40078174
She and Hate are going to be spying on us.

Look for innocent yet strategically placed Corgis wearing spy cameras.

>> No.40078202

>>40078098
>literally every other time there is romance in every other quest you run
>cockblocked hardcore for 2/3 of the quest

no idea why we aren't more trusting m8 i guess we're just st8 cunts

>> No.40078220

>>40078180
>Goto did that.
no, he returned the sparkle monstrosity of pimpitude, not our cane.

>> No.40078224

>>40078199
Devious anon.
The obvious way to thwart them is to make sure we specify that every action we take is prefaced by looking around in a really paranoid way.

>> No.40078230

>>40078156
I still want to bring our new and improved cane.

>> No.40078232

>>40078143
As a person, though ambiguous on any potential romance. We know enough about them as ships, and just enough about them as girls to know that it's a whole other ball game.
But, approaching them as people is not divorced from our professional duties. This is a weird kind of command.

>> No.40078241

>>40078180
Russophile slut is worst boat.

>> No.40078271

>>40078230
>Big Pimpin' Settle in the shiz, yo!
I'm gonna get MC Akio vibes every time I'm reminded of that cane...

>> No.40078285

>>40078098
I trust you to write fun and entertaining quests. That only translates to "delivering events set up straight as advertised" to a very limited extent.

>> No.40078288

>>40078241
Slav girls are always best girls.

>> No.40078295

>>40078202
But Anon, he knows we know that. Everybody knows the best time to change things up is the third time.

>> No.40078299

>>40078183
The engineering space is no place for a flag Admiral to be traipsing around in, what will the crew think?

>> No.40078315

>>40078299
They'll just have to suck it up and swallow, like good sailors.

>> No.40078327

>>40078241
There's worse.

>> No.40078343

>>40078241
>anyone from DesDiv6
>slut
>worst boat

If I weren't on my phone, I'd have a disdainful reaction image here for you.

>> No.40078349

>>40078299
>The engineering space is no place for a flag Admiral to be traipsing around in
there will be a fairy with The Look saying 'What the fuck are you doing in the sovereign nation of engineering, brasshole?'

>> No.40078364

>>40078349
Just pounding out some dents.

>> No.40078365

>>40078202
Were we cockblocked with Young?

Not really IIRC the only subtle cockblocks were either by Martians or Plane antics.

>> No.40078374 [SPOILER] 

This is the kind of admiral we should be

>> No.40078376

>>40078315
>you are now imagining the engineering crew of the Shoukaku using a bucket brigade to expel semen from their flooded quarters
This is why you don't masturbate in the shower, sailor.

>> No.40078377

>>40078288
She isn't even a real slav.
Just a Japanese girl that was taken from Japan and brainwashed into loving Russia.
Seriously, think about it.

>> No.40078381

>>40078327
Are you insulting, Shimakaze and/or Kongou?

Don't make me come over there and gesticulate wildly.

>> No.40078384

>>40078098
I trust you as far as I can throw you, and not even Ghost can chuck your ass very far.

>> No.40078388

>>40078365
>Were we cockblocked with Young?
did you not read SWQ?

>> No.40078399

>>40078381
kongou bess

>> No.40078404

>>40078343
I'll do that for you.
>>40078241
Pic related.

>> No.40078407

>>40078376
>Bucket brigade
The perils of Japanese damage control.

>> No.40078411

>>40078374
I'd still stick to Admiral Asia to be honest.

>>40078384
lelelelelel

>> No.40078422

>>40078327
Kantai Space Program

>> No.40078428

>>40078365
Every time we tried something the Martians would attack. And then Patton came in and cockblocked us literally as we were about to slip our dick into Minna. We fucked Cupcake that very thread to relieve the epic blue balls that caused.

We still haven't gotten that asshole back for that, either.

>> No.40078439

Dear Planefag,

As a former Navyfag who spent the majority of his enlistment in the 7th Fleet (Cellblocks 43 and 46), AND as someone who has done several TDYs to Yokosuka; I must ask you a question...

IJN Mikasa when?

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_battleship_Mikasa)

Pic unrelated other than being Best Shipgirl

>> No.40078441

>>40078428
>bawwwwwww muh lewds got interrupted

Holy shit kill yourself

>> No.40078471

>>40078428
Bah, Young fucked both Minna and Cupcakeski. And the latter traumatized Lynette.

>> No.40078474

>>40078422
Does kongou yell fiyah! Every time you launch a rocket?

>> No.40078478

>>40078388
It's been awhile since I last read the archives

>> No.40078480

>>40078422
Nah, it's the VOB.

Nothing ever goes wrong with the VOB : ^ )

>> No.40078489

>>40078441
>implying that's not 100% in character

patton literally cockblocked us for no other reason than "fuck you kid".

>> No.40078493

>>40078474
Yes
>>40078471
Even Lynette fucked Cupcake

>> No.40078495

>>40078439
The JMSDF has initiated a secret project to restore the Mikasa's guns to operational condition and have Kongou tow it into battle.

>> No.40078499

>>40078474
>Does kongou yell fiyah! Every time you launch a rocket?
is there any other possibility?

>> No.40078500

You reach out – and close the closet door. Limping over to your suitcase, you crack it open and whip out a simple black dress shirt, (oxford-style, nothing shiny or smooth,) some matching slacks and a tasteful red tie. You know it's not a date – it couldn't possibly be a date, nobody even knows if ships *think* like that – but the chance to get out of the goddamned uniform for an evening is too much to pass up. By a combination of the CNO's prescient pessimism and Goto's lying his ass off for you (something you don't feel like pressing him on till you've slept on the matter a bit) you've dodged the consequences of a major fuckup, and nobody got hurt because you slipped up (aside from yourself – your chest still aches a bit.) Part of you is really looking forward to simple dinner and conversation, even with an almost-complete stranger. No Duty, no Work and definitely no Navy.

You check yourself over in the mirror after dressing, making sure every strand of dark hair is in place – casual night or no, Annapolis reprogrammed you pretty well – and smile, satisfied with the effect. Now... for the accessory.

>> No.40078518

>>40078500

You remove Hate's thrice-damned gift from the now-considerably battered white cardboard box it's housed in. The living dogfish in the tacky globe topping the pimp-cane is swimming in the tight little circle it's meager confines allow, almost spinning in place. It's remarkable it survived the handling it already received. You scowl at the glitter and sequin bedecked length of it – desdiv 6 certainly didn't hold back with the talent on this one – and carry the thing into the kitchen, where you retrieve a big metal bowl and fill it with a gallon of distilled water you find in the refrigerator (why that was stocked, you haven't a clue.) You find the cap comes off the tiny fish-bowl, allowing you to deposit the little beggar within. He swims to the top to gobble up the little crumbs of rolled-up bread you drop in for him – he should be okay till you can get one of those bubble-maker thangmojiggers to oxygenate the water for him. Base PX probably has one. They seem to have one of everything, but never exactly what you want; just something very similar.

As you're screwing the lid back on the now-empty fishbowl, you're startled when it comes off in your hand. Further inspection reveals the thing was merely taped on – the actual grip of the cane is a simple shaft wrapped tightly with criss-crossed leather thongs, almost like the top of a hiking stick. In fact, if you squint, you can see the wood is a handsome, shiny ebony – somewhere underneath the Elmer’s glue and sequins.

>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.
>You're slow, not a fucking cripple. Leave the damn thing behind – makes you look like an old man, and you don't want people giving Shoukaku funny looks on that account.

>> No.40078530

>>40078365
Young was cock blocked, willie walled, and penis precluded.

>>40078493
>Even Lynette fucked Cupcake
Haha, wut?

>> No.40078533

>>40078327
Is.. is that an Overed Boost assault pack from AC:FA?

>> No.40078537

>>40078518
>leave it behind
Nyohoho, Shoukaku pleasures old men for money

>> No.40078540

>>40078500
>t couldn't possibly be a date, nobody even knows if ships *think* like that
Admira~l

>>40078518
>>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>> No.40078547

>>40078480
>VOB malfunction, falls off while passing over a hostile fleet
>VOB malfunction, goes up like a nuke if you get so much as grazed
>VOB works fine, facetank five office buildings and a pair of cannon shells, never make it to Motherwill
>VOB works fine, but no goddamn reason to use it for old bombers and helicopters
NOT EVEN ONCE

>> No.40078550

>>40078518
>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.
It makes us look..."dignified"...when we aren't acting like a sailor half our age.

>> No.40078551

>>40078518
>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>> No.40078555

>>40078518
>>You're slow, not a fucking cripple. Leave the damn thing behind – makes you look like an old man, and you don't want people giving Shoukaku funny looks on that account.

>> No.40078556

>>40078518
>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>> No.40078558

>>40078518
>You're slow, not a fucking cripple. Leave the damn thing behind – makes you look like an old man, and you don't want people giving Shoukaku funny looks on that account.

Also opens the door for other hijinks with Shoukaku supporting us

>> No.40078562

>>40078439

There's going to be a few ships from that war showing up, you better believe! HA! HA! HA!

Also, can you tell me if I've been describing the Yokosuka base even remotely accurately? I've kept it vague mainly because reference information on the internet is pretty scarce. Can't ~imagine~ why, cough cough.

>> No.40078563

>>40078518
>>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>> No.40078564

>>40078518
>>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.
All the better to beat assassins with, Jackson-style.

>> No.40078567

>>40078518
>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.
Dignified gentleman.
>>40078530
I think he misunderstood the time cupcake got drunk and whisked lynnie for a kiss during the ops room rave.

>> No.40078569

>>40078518
>>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

After today? Better bring it.

>> No.40078575

>>40078518
>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>> No.40078576

>>40078518
>Clean the cane, take it with us

>>40078530
To be fair, young mostly cockblocked himself. And it was hilarious.

>> No.40078585

>>40077773

Oh lookie, it's that time again! Graf spee when?

>> No.40078588

>>40078518
>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

You could use it to hit somebody or thing if needed.

>> No.40078595

>>40078518
>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>> No.40078597

>>40078518
>You're slow, not a fucking cripple. Leave the damn thing behind – makes you look like an old man, and you don't want people giving Shoukaku funny looks on that account.

>> No.40078599

>>40078567
Wasn't that sanya she mouthraped?

>> No.40078600

>>40078518
>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>> No.40078602

>>40078518
>>You're slow, not a fucking cripple. Leave the damn thing behind – makes you look like an old man, and you don't want people giving Shoukaku funny looks on that account.

>> No.40078609

>>40078585

when I get the urge to bully some light cruisers wwwww

>> No.40078611

>>40078518
>>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>> No.40078614

>>40078518
>>You're slow, not a fucking cripple. Leave the damn thing behind – makes you look like an old man, and you don't want people giving Shoukaku funny looks on that account.

>> No.40078617

>>40078518
>clean it off, take it with us.

>> No.40078628

>>40078518
>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>> No.40078630

>>40078599
that's called a kiss, anon

>> No.40078631

>>40078518
>>You're slow, not a fucking cripple. Leave the damn thing behind – makes you look like an old man, and you don't want people giving Shoukaku funny looks on that account.

Fuck you Hate, we'll just not carry that thing around.

>> No.40078633

>>40078599
Ahh fudd, you're right.
I gotta get my memory chips checked...

>> No.40078644

>>40078567
>>40078599
You guys are making me want to re-read SWQ.

>> No.40078658

God help us if Kongou ever discovers Elvis.

>> No.40078661

>>40078562
Silly Kaguya, that's not how you return to the moon!
KAGUYA AS EXTRA BOSS IN TOUHOU 15 CALLING IT NOW

>> No.40078662

Votes called - bringing the cane like a responsible bill-paying watch-wearing admiral!

>> No.40078663

Save the cane for these ladies

>>40078630
She's like 14 m8

>> No.40078667

>>40078658
Well, marines are known to smuggle some very unusual things around the base.

>> No.40078668

>>40078658
>Elvis
>Not DANCOUGA
Bruh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8PzBAuW_qg

>> No.40078678

>>40078609
>>40078585

I approve.

>> No.40078681

>>40078644
Do it!

>> No.40078704

>>40078668
No. Fuck you. Take your shitty Jap music and shove it right up your ass. You do not mess with The King.

>> No.40078710

>>40078518
>>You're slow, not a fucking cripple. Leave the damn thing behind – makes you look like an old man, and you don't want people giving Shoukaku funny looks on that account.

>> No.40078713

>>40078663
you sound like tumblr when you attach rape to anything and everything

>> No.40078719

>>40078704
ELVIS IS DEAD
Get over it.

>> No.40078726

>>40078663
Or this one.

>> No.40078736

>>40078518

>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>> No.40078748

>>40078726
PREPARE FOR BOARDING ACTION!

>> No.40078790

>In battle the carriers launch full-sized planes
So do they shrink for landing, or is it a sort of back-to-the-future deal?

>> No.40078817

>>40078719
Don't know about that, I saw over in my local krispy Kream shop around 7pm yesterday.

>> No.40078826

>>40078790
In so far as I can tell, planes and munitions expand as they leave a shipslut's vicinity, and shrink back down as they re-enter.

>> No.40078850

>>40078790
>>40078826
Again, may I divert your attention to the full-sized fairies piloting that thing...

>> No.40078865

>>40078826
>and shrink back down as they re-enter
Eh, we haven't learned how they rearm because planefag said 'asketh in character, in story, not to me OOC'

>> No.40078879

>>40078826
That explains why the mini 12-inch shell expanded to full size when arizona left the van.

>> No.40078882

>>40078865
We can ask Shoukaku yes?

>> No.40078885

>>40078713
MOUTHRAPE MOUTHRAPE IT'S AWWWW RIIIIGHT

>> No.40078894

>>40078518
>Super sexy ebony cane with leather and everything
>one of the options is not to take it with us

What the hell is wrong with this thread? I'd take that even if I didn't need to hide a limp.

>Clean it off, take it with us – won't do to go limping around.

>> No.40078902

>>40078826
I bet Settle's munition is going to expand as it repeatedly enters and withdraws from her "vicinity"

>> No.40078904

>>40078790
>>40078850
>Planes forced to land at another carrier girl
>Planes forced to land at a conventional carrier
>Planes forced to land at an airstrip
Pls no san loss

>> No.40078905

>>40078713
Did you actually read that part of the quest?

>> No.40078908

Your frustration is tromped down by your curiosity – just what the hell did Hate get you? Pulling some paper towel from beneath the sink, you wet it under the faucet and start slowly removing the decorative additions, careful not to scratch the wood underneath. It takes you the better part of an hour, but at last you've uncovered a tremendously handsome looking ebony-wood cane; the freshly-polished surface shining with a deep luster even under the fluorescent lights of your kitchenette. You grin to yourself – you know these' aren't cheap; at least two hundred bucks. You'd been looking at one yourself... kind of. You make a mental note to get Hate something Nice in the future. You add a postscript specifying something *really* nice to account for the fucking decorations he so thoughtfully added.

As you're throwing out the used paper towels, someone knocks on your door.

“Admiral?” comes Shoukaku's muted voice through the wood. “Are you ready?”

“Coming!” you reply, strolling across the little living room and opening the door to -

- see Shoukaku.

She's dressed similarly to you, nothing too fancy - short-sleeved v-neck, a t-shirt underneath; pleated skirt and leggings.

"Nothing too fancy" looks a hell of a lot better on her, you think.

".... Admiral?"

>your face when
>literally. Post your face – that is your vote for this one.

>> No.40078913

>>40078905
Did you?

>> No.40078926

>>40078902

>> No.40078935

>>40078908

>> No.40078938

>>40078908

>> No.40078955

>>40078908

>> No.40078962

>>40078908
>your face when

>> No.40078965

>>40078908
>>literally. Post your face – that is your vote for this one.
Settle on the left.

>> No.40078970

>>40078908

>> No.40078974

>>40078908

>> No.40078975

>>40078908

>> No.40078978

>>40078904
>No san loss
>Posting images of the Raptor-cat Abyssal
no u

>>40078894
>Cartoon Godzilla
Oh god that takes me backkkkk

>> No.40078979

>>40078908

>> No.40078986

>>40078908

>literally. Post your face – that is your vote for this one.

>> No.40078988

>>40078908

>> No.40078989

>>40078908
I was quite close to posting that image earlier, then thought "hey maybe planefag wants to use it for the date." Seems I was right.

Also,
>not keeping the mini-shorts

>> No.40078990

>>40078908
I really need more shit in my image macro folder.

>> No.40079001

>>40078962

fucking lost it

>> No.40079003

>>40078908

>> No.40079010

>>40078908
"Nice deck."

>> No.40079012

>>40078908
>We have sexiest cane this side of Mars
>she doesnt
Fucking casual.

>> No.40079014

>>40078975
>Insert MUH PEACE MUH BORDERS lewds here

>> No.40079015

>>40078908

>> No.40079024

>>40078908

>> No.40079044

For one half hour only, the fleet's idol is here!

... Oh, dear, the Admiral's in something of a pickle, isn't he?

>> No.40079046

>>40078908

>> No.40079047

>>40078562

So far so good on the descriptors of the base. There's a lot of shit I wasn't even aware of there my first few times.

Pic related is a map with some highlights. Ask me about anything (though it's been several years since I've been back).

>> No.40079055

>>40078908
You realize that by doing this you've used up the vast majority of your image limit and are dooming yourself to a hung decision because people will just want to post reaction faces rather than agree on another one?

>> No.40079065

>>40078908

>> No.40079066

>>40079044
As an idol singer, would you rather be a soldier of love and justice or Kamen Rider?

>> No.40079082

>>40078938
>>40078908
I guess if this is a vote, I'll second this one?

>> No.40079089

>MFW

>> No.40079090

>>40079044
Since you got so close to Harder's dick, can you tell us about it?
A general size, perhaps?

>> No.40079094

>>40079044
Princess of Fleet Idols, do you have enough danmaku?
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvehi-1cLGg


>>40079047
Oh hey, WHY THE HELL ARE STILL NOT STARTING THE REFITTING FOR CELL BLOCK 73?!

>> No.40079096

>>40078908

>> No.40079102

>>40079044
Is your damage repaired enough for you to be up and about, 2/4/11?

>> No.40079112

>>40078908

>> No.40079114

>>40079096
I support this face.

>> No.40079116

Onore, Planefag! I came to this thread prepared with a ton of lewd Shoukaku pics for the inevitable shitposting, and you somehow preempt me? Graaahhhh!

>> No.40079117

>>40078908
If we do not go for spaghetti I will be incredibly neutral on the matter.

>> No.40079123 [DELETED] 

><Virado> So deme is SWQ just shelved for now while the flleet is all ahead full?
><~Demetrious> virado: yeah
><~Demetrious> to be honest it's hard to write SWQ anymore

It was fun while it lasted.

>> No.40079125

>>40078908

>> No.40079138

>>40079123
><~Demetrious> SWQ was a mistake

>> No.40079142

>>40078908

>> No.40079145

>>40078908

>> No.40079147

>>40079116
Your shit-fu is weak.

>> No.40079159

>>40079123
>Posting IRC logs out of context on 4chan

>> No.40079166

>>40078908

>> No.40079167

>>40079145
>>40079147
That hivemind.

>> No.40079170

>>40079094

It's an old pic. The GeeDub's been homeported out of Yokosuka for half a decade, now.

...It still falls prey to the Curse of the Shitty Kitty, though. Fucking carriers.

>> No.40079181

>>40079145
>>40079147
Shinoa is the best smugfu.

>> No.40079182

>>40079055

but the memes, jack. the memes! Okay, vote called - the reactions were... remarkably uniform. Should have expected it, but hey. STOP POSTING PICTURES

>>40079047

Wow, that's exactly what I frikkin needed, thank you!

>Helo pad and other weird shit
>other weird shit

>god forbid the carrier's in when you want to do your POWER SQUATS

top frikkin kek. How truly gigantic is the base PX? And what does the base look like to walk around, generally - is everything fairly landscaped, or are there ugly bits? Do the sidewalks actually exist as the shortest line between two points, anywhere?

And where do people usually go when they want to eat off-base?

>> No.40079183

>>40079123
><~Demetrious> tsk tsk
><~Demetrious> they're not dead

>> No.40079185

>>40078908

>> No.40079192

>>40079147
Bitch! MIIIKAAA is a better waifu than you!

>> No.40079208

>>40079044
Can you comfort Hate later? The only McDonalds on the base got blown up and he needs emotional support.

>> No.40079217

>>40079066
Well, I'd love to say both, but I guess Kongou-san has things locked down with her 'burning love!' cry. I guess I'll just have to fight for love and justice!

>>40079090
Well, we collided, but the hull hasn't taken on any water.

>>40079094
I can direct a destroyer division for a special fireworks display!

>>40079102
An idol always does her best!

>> No.40079218

>>40079182

>> No.40079221

>>40078908

>> No.40079222

>>40079170
>Curse of the Shitty Kitty, though.

strong independent carrier don't need no nuke plant

But seriously what's the curse?

>> No.40079234

>>40079047
>That [Redacted] island
Mysterious!

>> No.40079235

>>40079185
Wow, didn't expect to see MOTHAFUCKIN NANBU on a Kant-o-celle thread.

>>40079170
I blame Gerald Fo--wait maybe not.

>> No.40079259

>>40079123
>[20:43] (~Demetrious) not my ass, Hal
>[20:43] (~Demetrious) It's coming out

>> No.40079264

>>40079217
>Well, we collided, but the hull hasn't taken on any water.
Kek

>> No.40079265

>>40079208
>Can you comfort Hate later?

You know, I'm not sure I can. Somehow I think singing wouldn't do.

Maybe a dance?

>> No.40079276

>>40078908

>> No.40079289

>>40079265
A very special kind of dance, yes...

>> No.40079290

>>40079265
I think he meant comforting Hate with your vagina.

>> No.40079299

>>40079217
>>Well, we collided, but the hull hasn't taken on any water.

So no leaks?

>> No.40079301

>>40079265
>You know, I'm not sure I can.
The best way to do this is to introduce him to Tatsuta

>> No.40079307

>>40079044
What would happen if someone cut your hair strands?

>> No.40079314

>>40079265
Hate to break it to you naka, but I think you lack the displacement Hate likes.

>> No.40079321

>>40079047
What's on [REDACTED]?


>>40079217
HAHA TIME TO TANGO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8NW8yIoMvI

>> No.40079346

>>40079314
IIRC, Hate doesn't like particularly large displacements.

>> No.40079355

>>40079044
What do you think of Settle x Shoukaku?

>> No.40079360

>>40079346
I'm talking about her chest. Jaysus...

>> No.40079362

>>40079321
Mostly [REDACTED] or [REDACTED], but usually there are one or two [REDACTED] around as well.

>> No.40079374

>>40079360
So am I.

>> No.40079380

>>40079314
I think you're mixing up Harder and Hate again.

>> No.40079397

>>40079362
>Shipsluts, shipsluts everywhere except where there're more shipsluts.

>> No.40079403

>>40079362
So... SCP Foundation shenanigans. Okay.


>>40079374
>>40079360
I thought that was called a torpedo bulge these days.

>> No.40079406

>>40079380
YOUR HATE ONLY MAKES ME HARDER

>> No.40079408

>>40079182

The base PX (it's actually an NEX - Navy EXchange, those fgts) is decently-sized. Not MALL OF AMERICA huge, but it has a good cross-section of digital entertainment, clothing, and all the other crap you'd find in your local mall.

As for the base landscaping, it's all fairly flat and well manicured - except for the bits with trees. Those are basically FUCKOFF steep hills that bisect the base. There's a few paths through the hills, but some of the roads leading up them lead to Secret Squirrel facilities. Only real ugly bits are either inbetween the baseball fields and the helo pad, or over by all the other poor bastard ships.

And yeah, sidewalks are usually the shortest paths anywhere on base, unless you have a bike.

Also, the CoCo Curry House I pointed to on the map is a Japanese fast-food-esque curry joint. They're all over Japan, and FUCKING DELICIOUS.

(also, for ease of future use - 5 is located north, 2 is south. Departing ships have to sail around the base west-to-east and then south in order to leave the harbor.)

>> No.40079432

“... Admiral?”

You blink, then jerk back to your senses.

You were not staring.

Shoukaku is blushing slightly.

This means you were staring and she fucking knows it.

“Sorry,” she says meekly, smoothing out her skirt. “Admiral Goto did a double-take the first time he saw me out of uniform, too. Most of the others are still in the forties, but I kind of enjoy the new fashions. So many options!” She smiles at you so brightly you're worried you might tan. “You look nice.”

You chuff with amusement. “From the seabag to your eyes, miss. I tend to pack light, sorry.”

She waves away the apology. “I mean it! You look so much more relaxed.”

And you feel it, too – that eagerness to just get out of the base and stretch your legs is still there, giddy and bouncing. “Thanks. Where did you want to go?”

She tilts her head slightly, strands of her long hair drifting across her chest in a fashion that begs attention you refuse to give. “Have you ever been to Tokyo, Admiral?”

“Can't say I have.”

She smiles again. “It's such an amazing city. It's so much more... more everything than I remember. Let's just walk around till we see a place we like!” Shoukaku's eyes are glittering with honest-to-god excitement.

>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.
>I wouldn't want to feed you anything not up to par. Want to ask Goto for suggestions?
>Other?

>> No.40079435

>>40079299
Everything's ship-shape, captain!

>>40079289
>>40079290
Anon, are you being lewd?

>>40079301
Would that be a charge of conspiracy, or would I just be an accomplice?

>>40079307
You know, I don't know. I wonder if it grows back. Maybe I will go find Tatsuta, after all.

>>40079314
Perhaps he'd be more interested in Harder-san's ballast?

>>40079355
An idol never stops fighting for the cause of love! ...though she does sometimes quietly step to the side to allow common sense to file past.

>> No.40079437

>>40079346
>>40079380
Hate is the one that wants to bone Tatsuta. The big fitted yandereish sister to Tenryuu.

Harder is still wrapping his head around being kind of not really human.

>> No.40079447

>>40079346

There is no man who does not like large tits

>> No.40079463

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>> No.40079464

>>40079408
>As for the base landscaping, it's all fairly flat and well manicured - except for the bits with trees. Those are basically FUCKOFF steep hills that bisect the base. There's a few paths through the hills, but some of the roads leading up them lead to Secret Squirrel facilities. Only real ugly bits are either inbetween the baseball fields and the helo pad, or over by all the other poor bastard ships.

Oh, thank you. Thank you so goddamn much. These details are what I really, really, really needed.

Yes. YES.

Also, for everyone else, SWQ is only delayed because I am now collaborating with Gaben

>> No.40079466

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>> No.40079468

>>40079222

The Curse of the Shitty Kitty is that it's been kicked out of. Every. Single. Port. In 7th Fleet's AOR. Usually due to drunken sailor shenanigans. Last I heard, the GeeDub's had some... liberty issues in certain ports.


Yes. The Kitty Hawk has even been kicked out of homeport.

>> No.40079473

>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>> No.40079474

>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>> No.40079475

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

To the CoCo Curry House!

>> No.40079479

>>40079437
Titted. Not fitted, fucking autocorrect

>> No.40079483

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>> No.40079491

>>40079464

NO GODS, NO MASTERS. FAP ANGEL.

>> No.40079494

>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>> No.40079497

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.


I feel we should be taking the lead but on the other hand this is Shokaku's idea.

In before Arizonia is stalking them

>> No.40079498

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there

>> No.40079501

>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>> No.40079502

>>40079468
>Yes. The Kitty Hawk has even been kicked out of homeport.

HOW IS THAT EVEN FUCKING POSSIBLE HOLY SHIT

>> No.40079505

>>40079435
>Perhaps he'd be more interested in Harder-san's ballast?
Jesus Christ.

>> No.40079506

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.
That picture, ha.

>> No.40079507

>>40079432
Don't pull Goto into this. He gives great advice, but trolls far too hard to be let into this, even if he set it up.
Besides, Tokyo's pretty damn awesome.
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>> No.40079508

>>40079464
>Gaben
FUCK.

Will it be worth the wait?

>> No.40079509

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>> No.40079511

>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>> No.40079518

>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

As if we need to give Goto more ammunition.

>> No.40079519

>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>>40079464
>spoiler
WE ARE DOOMED


>>40079406
WUT U DID THAR

>> No.40079522

>>40079464
>planefag was behind paid mods
Literally worse than Hitler

>> No.40079523

>>40079497
>Arizona
>not sammy and hate

>> No.40079525

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

DEITO DEITO~

>> No.40079527

>>40079464
>Those are basically FUCKOFF steep hills that bisect the base.

>These details are what I really, really, really needed.

>Yes. YES.

>> No.40079528

>>40079234
>>40079321

I seriously have no idea what it is. I think it might be an ammo depot in all seriousness.

>> No.40079531

>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>> No.40079532

>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.
Goto Can Go to hell, this is OUR Not-Actually-a-Date

>> No.40079540

>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>> No.40079546

>>40079464
>Also, for everyone else, SWQ is only delayed because I am now collaborating with Gaben

>> No.40079577

>>40079432
>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

>> No.40079583

>>40079528
And now it's going to be where ship girls are sent to be scrapped.

>> No.40079597

>>40079346
He dislikes nothing but raw size, but prefers nice overall packages (he prefers lynette over Shirley SW wise)

That being said, he prefers sizable to small.

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

I have no poblem with this.

>> No.40079600

>>40079528
>might be an ammo depot
Would make sense if it was packing master-grade ammo

>> No.40079605

>>40079523
>why not all 3?

Seriously, they all have motive and minimal self restraint, yes, even AZ, at least regarding us. we're never going to be alone with Shoukaku, no matter how much it seems that way.

>> No.40079606

>>40079435
>Would that be a charge of conspiracy, or would I just be an accomplice?
well, he wants to meet her and might find a way to do so without help at some point. I'm honestly not sure what speeding along the process already in progress would count as.

>> No.40079614

>>40079432
>>Sure, sounds good. They've got all sorts of places there.

YOU NERDS BETTER NOT FUCK THIS UP.

>> No.40079621

>>40079523
Hate is probably dealing with Corgis, and Sammy probably picking a fight with Zuikaku who was also planning on following the two.

Arizonia is the only one to pull this off.

Or maybe the 6 destroyer division as they bumble around also trying to follow them

>> No.40079634

VOTES CALLED, WOO HOOO

trap set, trap sprung, I'm going to hell if anon doesn't send me there first

>> No.40079655

>>40079468
>Out of it's own home port

The fuck this kind of thing actually happens?

>> No.40079659

>>40079634
Quick Anons GET HIM!

>> No.40079660

>>40079634
>trap set, trap sprung, I'm going to hell if anon doesn't send me there first

>> No.40079681

>>40079634
YOU FUCK, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO US

>> No.40079684

>>40079634
BREAKING NEWS

SHOKAKU IS A TRAP

FILM AT 11

>> No.40079686

>>40079634
>trap set, trap sprung, I'm going to hell if anon doesn't send me there first

routelock confirmed, shoukaku getting settle'd on deep and hard

>> No.40079687

>>40079606
I think assisted suicide is still a crime, too.

On that note, I have to take a bow for now! Be good, everybody, keep Settle-san out of trouble for me!

>> No.40079689

>>40079634
FUUUUUU--
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkDT-OlkYTI

>> No.40079704

>>40079634
Well, if I ever find out where you live...

>> No.40079707

>>40079634

>> No.40079710

>>40079634
Nice ruse, Planefag.

>> No.40079712

>>40079634
The trap is us thinking there is a trap, when in fact there is no trap to trap us, isn't it?
I'm onto you, Planefag!

>> No.40079734

>>40079634
Smells like bait. Not even good bait at that.

>> No.40079746

>>40079710
>>40079712
Shit, that was close. He almost had us there.

>> No.40079752

>>40079502

Unruly drunken shipslut fairies when.

>> No.40079758

>>40079686
you speak of such a routelock as a bad thing. I'll admit it's not hte best, but we could do far worse... like Kaga.

>> No.40079762

>>40079687
>assisted suicide
You said it, not me. At least we all now know how you feel about Tatsuta's love life.

>> No.40079763

>>40079758
Or Naka
Or Kongou
Or Hornet

>> No.40079764

>>40079758
Mreh, a shoukaku is okay.

>> No.40079773

>>40079634
Oh please.
Anon doesn't have to send you to Hell.
Ghost is already after your head.

You can join Halley atop Ghost's fireplace.

>> No.40079776

>>40079758
I'm actually totally okay with Shoukaku routelock as long as noone tries to waifu AZ or Willie D. They are not for waifu, no matter how much we love them.

>> No.40079789

>>40079758
>>40079763
>>40079764
>>40079776
We've been routelocked from the beginning you know.

hint: she's still not revived

>> No.40079800

>>40079789
Can they even turn Higgins into a shipslut?

>> No.40079802

>>40079789
We'll burn that bridge when we get to it, whether or not we cross it first.

>> No.40079807

>>40079527

They're FUCKOFF steep as in, sheer vertical cliffs.

>>40079502
Y'see Planefag, the thing about sailors is this: There are two types of enlisted. One is the overworked, under-appreciated, beaten wreck of a sailor who knows his job, his shipmate's job, and his shipmate's shipmate's job inside and out because of the high 7th Fleet OP tempo. They just want to head out off base and nurse a few beers before the beatings continue in the morning.

Then; there are the Carrier Sailors. Thrice-Blessed by the Commander-In-Chief, the Chief of Naval Operations, and the CSG Admiral; they can Do No Wrong. Except when they do. And boy do they do it. Getting in rolling brawls with the locals, robbery, rape, one case of murder, and at least two cases of public urination (one was a female, btw).

The Kitty Hawk has been kicked out of Singapore, Hong Kong, Australia, Thailand, and even Yokosuka for Too Much Shit like that.

>> No.40079808

>>40079789
Not his style to routelock a girl that hasn't appeared yet.

>> No.40079817

>>40079789
If you mean Settle's Arleigh Burke, I don't think she plans on spawning a ship girl anytime soon.

>> No.40079820

>>40079789
>routelocked from the beginning
truth

planefag, true waifu when?>>40079800
>Higgins
U wat, no. Iowa

>> No.40079826

>FAP ANGELS FACE

>>40079807
Also, GREAT NAME.

>> No.40079827

>>40079800
Maybe that's why they reactivated Mare Island.

>> No.40079838

>>40079807
Goddam heathen sailors. (Was a jarhead I know we're worse)

>> No.40079848

>>40079807
Navyfag! Hey, Navyfag!
What's your MOS?


>>40079800
>>40079802
>>40079808
>>40079817
I LOOK FORWARD TO IT

>>40079820
Big sister is coming?

>> No.40079851

>>40079752
Apparently soon.

>> No.40079863

>>40078439
>Pic unrelated other than being Best Shipgirl
A kindred soul!

>> No.40079884

Meant to get him done for a few threads now, so hopefully it was worth the wait. Here's Harder!

>> No.40079896

>>40079884

>That large torpedo

How. Lewd.

>> No.40079904

>>40079884
HOLY SHIT HE'S TINY

I figured he'd be small, but not small as sammy!

>> No.40079913

>>40079884
>Here's Harder!
My side! his face!
It's great, pixelfag.

>> No.40079917

>>40079838
YOU

WERE

NAAAAVVYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.40079918

>>40079904
Sub's are tiny.

>> No.40079919

>>40078518

Ok, this is bugging the crap out of me.

>living dogfish
>a shark (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogfish_sharks)
>that lives in the fucking ocean
>filled with salt water
>into a gallon of distilled water

It won't be alive much longer.

>> No.40079928

>>40079884
Fick Ja Pixel. Bloody good job bruh.

>> No.40079929

>>40079884
His head is as big as his torso!
And that face tells me he plans to do something with that torpedo!
Excellent work pixelfag!

>> No.40079933

>>40079884
Nice

>> No.40079936

>>40079884
Imagine this cracker telling you he's "A real nigga" with a straight face.

>> No.40079938

>>40079918
Large Armament, though

>> No.40079942

>>40079917
The men's department. Also
Sailors don't equal Muhrines there dipshit.

>> No.40079947

>>40079884
Is that an xBox headset?

>> No.40079948

>>40079918
I suppose I really should have guessed, but I expected him to be closer to DD age/size at least than DE.

Still, good work pixelfag.

>> No.40079955

>>40079919

Never fear, the shoukaku will see it and save it.

AKA Fap Angel pulling shit out of his ass to correct this mistake.

>> No.40079961

>>40079938
just look at I-19 and i-8's 'weaponry'

>> No.40079970

>>40079947
Yes!

>> No.40079978

>>40079961
The best sluts.

>> No.40079984

>>40079955
The obvious response is "Settle can't ID fish worth shit".

>> No.40079992

>>40079838
Fucking Marines. I was on a Gator Freighter out of Sasebo. You guys always have to cause shit when you are on liberty, don't you? Always "Yes Petty Officer" and "No Petty Officer" onboard, and "FUCK YOU I'M A MARINE! U-S-A! U-S-A!" ashore.

Seriously, though. You guys are always fucking awesome to get drunk with in a liberty port. Nothing more hilarious than seeing a local trying to start shit with a sailor only to realize the bar is packed with Marines.

>>40079848

I was a CT(T) when I was in. That's [REDACTED]. I was stationed on the USS Fort McHenry (Cellbock 43 aka LSD-43) and the USS Tortuga (Cellblock 46 aka LSD-46) out of Sasebo Japan. They're both stateside now, which is kinda sad. Those girls were the workhorse of the Fleet.

>> No.40079996

>>40079942
Your Paycheck was still signed by the Department of the Navy, m8.

>> No.40080004

>>40079984
Just because the man lives on the ocean doesn't mean the fucker knows what's in it.

>> No.40080008

>>40079970
>Eyyyoo noobs, Harder's ready to tear y'all a new one!
>Oh god not him again
>OP NERF PLS GO
>Go away filthy gaijin

>> No.40080013

>>40079468
...so where does it dock, then? Is it doomed to forever wander the seas, dependent entirely on fleet tenders and those floating mobile drydock things for resupply and repair?

>> No.40080043

>>40080013
>>40079468

I suppose if you think about it now, the Kitty had a better fate in '89 than IRL.

>> No.40080046

>>40080013
>so where does it dock
Hookers, mostly.

>> No.40080051

>>40079992
>Googles CT (T)
>result is [REDACTED]
Maaaan, that's one tough job you got there, chief.

>> No.40080060

>>40080013

Nah, it's never permanent. The Lord On High (aka 7th Fleet's Admiral) usually tells the skipper that his shit's all fucked and he should go make circles in the Pacific for a month or two until he gets his sailors unfucked.

>> No.40080065

>>40079884
NIIIIIIIIICE

>> No.40080074

>>40079996
#rekt

>> No.40080083

>>40080060
And of course instructing the NCOs to turn a blind eye to the blanket parties and shower beatings.

If their shit gets fucked there's only one way to unfuck it.

>> No.40080084

>>40079992
Fuck yes we do. S'all we're good for, fucking shit up.

>>40079996
You seem to be missing the point that Marines and Sailors are two totally different things, even if we get paid by the navy.

Its like your HR department and the Accounting department. They both work for the same company, yet do vastly different things.

>> No.40080095

>>40079896 >>40079904 >>40079913 >>40079928 >>40079929 >>40079933 >>40079936 >>40079947 >>40080065

You are now picturing Harder as the sub from Down Periscope.

>> No.40080103

>>40080084
>They both work for the same company, yet do vastly different things.
>HR and Accounting

Near as anyone can tell they do in fact do the same thing, here - which is sweet fuck-all.

>> No.40080108

>>40080084
Well, you're still gay.
Perhaps slightly less gay than sailors though.

>> No.40080124

>>40080108
You're just mad you can't pull off these dress blues anon.

>> No.40080131

>>40080095
Now I wish I'd actually watched that. Wonder if it's on Netflix?

>> No.40080142

>>40080051

kek. Cryptologic Technician (Technical). I sat in a dark room staring at a dark screen analyzing radar signatures. Boring work 90% of the time; the other 10% it might be a missile from the Norks.

>>40080083

I can neither confirm nor deny that as a 2nd-Class Petty Officer that that shit went down on my watch.

Besides, it's usually much easier to trice the offending party up in their bunk than throw them a blanket party.

>> No.40080147

>>40080095
>the sub from Down Periscope
USS Stingray, one rebel diesel against the US Nuclear Navy.

>> No.40080150

>>40080095
Harder is a Gato, the Down Periscope Sub (Stingray?) Was a Balao.

...pretty close I guess.

>>40080131
I have a DVD. It's brilliant.

>> No.40080153

>>40080124
I could never be jealous of a marine.
The one I'm friends with is so mentally damaged that he has made sure of it.

>> No.40080158

>>40080103
>>40080103
Well supposed to do different things. In theory.

Marines can't do sailor shit though. Don't ask us to.

>> No.40080166

>>40080103

Question not the dark arts of the unholy realms of HR and Accounting. Their grasp is deep and gaining their attentions is ... unwise.

I completely agree, but they determine the budget and can fire your ass in a heartbeat if you piss in their cheerios

>> No.40080172

>>40080147
>USS Stingray, one rebel diesel against the US Nuclear Navy.

Every RAN vs. USN RIMPAC exercise ever in a nutshell.

>> No.40080174

>>40080147
Exactly the point.
Also the comedy.

>>40080150
Fuck, I knew I missed something about their classes...

>>40080142
Still, can't forget that you guys will be the first line of defense in an actual engagement.

>> No.40080181

>>40080103
>>40080108


Hey, don't be hatin' on the Marine. Not everyone can do what they do. Which is drink the port dry and fuck all the women before the Army gets there.

>> No.40080188

>>40079208
Alas, for none can comfort me in this hour of darkest fucking uh... fucking... shit. I fucking suck at this emo poetry shit.

>>40079290
She ain't my type.

>>40079301
You motherfucker. You're onto something. Fuckin, keep goin.

>> No.40080194

>>40080103
Accountant speaking.

We're the only reason any business can tell heads from tails, the only reason any business knows if it did well or not, and the only reason any long-term decision can be made with any level of rationality.

>> No.40080201

>>40080181
You know what else Marines do before the army gets there?

>> No.40080208

>>40080181
And then I'm reminded of the pissing match between the raiders and the frogmen back in WW2.

>http://www.cracked.com/article_20338_6-hilarious-pranks-pulled-by-soldiers-in-middle-war.html

>> No.40080209

>>40080153
As in..? Because relatively few of my Marine buddies are anything resembling sane.

Unless you mean the brainwashing? Can't get around that shit. Some people drink the koolaid and then eat the cake laced with the stuff.

Now if you're talking legit brain damage from injuries, your friend has got all my respect.

>> No.40080218

>>40080181
Oh, of course.
I'm forever enjoying my pet jarhead's tales of fucking things all over the world, and his vague stories that soundly disconcertingly like war crimes, but he seriously is mentally ill from it all.
It kind of taints the image, y'know?

>> No.40080223

>>40080188
>Fuckin, keep goin.
unfortunately she declined as she did not want to 'assist' you in your 'suicide.'

You're going to have to meet Tatsuta on your own, marine.

>> No.40080226

The fact that we're at 6 pages and 100 images not two hours into the quest amuses me no end.

>> No.40080241

>>40080226
Yeah, seems like it's a slow day.

>> No.40080244

>>40080108
Well, yeah, duh.

>> No.40080251

>>40080226
Much rage will be had this thread when we hit the image limit in the next half hour or so.

and the best part is that noone will be able to post their reactions

>> No.40080255

>>40080223
I don't think she'd be like that, or what's next? telling me that Kaguya's a NEET?

>> No.40080271

>>40080241
I guess because it's Wednesday? People doing whatever it is people with lives do.

>> No.40080275

>>40080209
We're talkin' full blown PTSD and a near-total inability to form significant relationships with other human beings.
At some times I think hes fully incapable of love and several other emotions.
Thankfully, the brainwashing hasn't stuck to him.

>> No.40080285 [DELETED] 

>>40080251

>> No.40080286

>>40080255
>I don't think she'd be like that, or what's next? telling me that Kaguya's a NEET?

>>40079687
>I think assisted suicide is still a crime, too.

It is a sad truth that Naka declined setting up Hate and Tatsuta.

>> No.40080287

>>40080255
You got a beef with the princess or something anon?

>>40080244
I pity that kid once she finds out what blow jobs mean when she gets older.

>> No.40080290

You shrug. “Sounds good to me – I haven't had a chance to go sightseeing or anything since I got here.”

“That settles it th- sorry,” she giggles. “I bet people make jokes like that all the time.”

“My family did,” you reply. “It's why I set my sights on a commission, so nobody else could.”

You and Shoukaku walk to the road in companionable silence, where you're not surprised to find a black government-issue sedan idling with quiet malice as it lies in wait for you. Goto has indeed arranged the trap neatly – one reason you don't want to compound your error by offering him another chance to lead you astray. He'd probably give you the address of some restaurant with spinning beds in the back or something strange like that, giggling like a loon the whole time. Fucker. All sorts of strange shit in Japan; it does not make sense to give a native an opening to exploit his home-team advantage.

The sedan's window rolls down, and from within a gruff, irritated voice greets you.

“Get in, Skipper.”

>> No.40080314

>>40080271
>doing whatever it is people with lives do.

Slave around like the walking corpses they are, still not aware they are dead.

>> No.40080316

>>40080142
>I can neither confirm nor deny that as a 2nd-Class Petty Officer that that shit went down on my watch.
>Besides, it's usually much easier to trice the offending party up in their bunk than throw them a blanket party.

Much more cathartic, though. They understand very fully just how much their shipmates are displeased with them afterwards.

>> No.40080317

>>40080290
OH SHIT HATE IS DRIVING ABANDON CAR

>> No.40080320

>>40080290

“... Hate?” you blink. “This really isn't the time-”

“Mr. Hate is our driver today,” Shoukaku cuts in smoothly. “Usually we'd need a small army of security to leave the base, but Admiral Goto said Mr. Hate is 'uniquely qualified'.”

“Uniquely qualified?”

“Very discreet,” she clarifies.

You look at Hate's low-lidded expression and then back to Shoukaku, who's all-smiles. “A Marine. In Tokyo. Discreet. Did you take the bottle away from him after he said that?”

“Admiral Goto was serious!”

“Did you make sure it didn't say 'rubbing' anywhere in front of 'alcohol' on the label?”

“It's the dogs,” Hate growls, and on-cue a flurry of yapping erupts from within the cab. “Four Ma Deuces, a Bofors, a thirty-seven mikemike, and anything else they could strap to them. In a package yay big.” The corgi's small, fluffy head pops out of the driver-side window, pauses for a second as it cocks its head to study you both, then barks a greeting, Hate snarling as its tail whaps against his Oakleys.

“Aren't the windows in that thing tinted?” you point out.

“JC a bomb,” he replies.

“Close, but no cigar.”

>> No.40080326

>>40080290

Hate. Hate what are you doing.

>> No.40080329

>>40080290
>“Get in, Skipper.”
Goto got Hate to drive us?

>> No.40080338

>>40080275
Yeah that...that shit is tough man. Nothing to do for it but give it time. PTSD is not cool, but there's precious fuck all that can be done to help in some cases.

>> No.40080360

>>40080290
>The sedan's window rolls down, and from within a gruff, irritated voice greets you.
>“Get in, Skipper.”

SHITTY CORPORAL STRIKES AGAIN

>> No.40080362

>>40080320
>Corgi dakka
God bless America

>> No.40080363

>>40080320

“That's what she s-”

“HATE!”

“What?”

“There is a lady present,” you point out.

“A lady, you say,” Hate says, turning his blank sunglass-bedecked gaze upon Shoukaku – you know he's giving her a good thrice-over, but she doesn't. “Miss Shoukaku, what was your crew compliment again?”

“... One-thousand, six hundred sixty, on paper,” she replies. “Usually had some stowaways on board, depending on the situation. Why?”

You widen your eyes and unleash the full power of the Skipper Stare, pouring every ounce of authority and wrath into it that you can muster. You see Hate bend under the onslaught – he knows you'll be pissed off enough to build a miniature drill camp and assign yourself his personal re-Basic instructor, even if you've got to nail it together with your own goddamned hands.

But the chance to see an ages-old joke take full effect on unexposed 1940s era innocence is too much. “She used to be long, hard and full of seamen and you're worried about her innocence?” he snorts. “I think she can handle a little language.”

Shoukaku cocks her head almost exactly like the Corgi did. “Hate, Marines are naval landing forces, right?”

“Yuh?”

“If ships are penises, would that make you the ejaculate?”

Hate makes a sound somewhat like a vacuum cleaner trying to ingest a sock, which almost drowns out your pained wheeze as you try to suppress an ear-shattering guffaw. You're spared the indignity by the slight rocking of the car as Hate hammers the dashboard, his forehead slumped against the wheel. After a moment he comes up for air, taking off his sunglasses to look Shoukaku in the eye.

>> No.40080364

>>40080320
>“JC a bomb,” he replies.
Oh shit, a CULTURED Marine

>> No.40080366

>>40080317
Oh stop being a pussy.

>> No.40080368

>>40080320
>“JC a bomb,” he replies.

I recognize that reference

>> No.40080373

>>40080320

>> No.40080376

>>40080320
WOOF WOOF!

>> No.40080378

>>40080320
>“JC a bomb,” he replies.
GODDAMIT HATE
And here I thought Harder was bad.

>> No.40080379

>>40080275
>a near-total inability to form significant relationships with other human beings.
>hes fully incapable of love and several other emotions.
Sounds like he would fit in here.

>> No.40080384

>>40080363

“That... was... a Marine joke. Holy shit. You're FILTHY.”

The very clean-looking Shoukaku actually giggles. “I just have a good memory.”

Hate opens his mouth to reply, but he's interrupted by the Corgi's excitable yapping. He sighs. “We'd best get going – these guys can't be kept cooped up too long or they go absolutely bugfuck.”

Yokosuka is just south of Tokyo, and since you got an early start the traffic isn't too horrible. ou and Shoukaku sit in the back, with the Corgi in the passenger seat, front paws braced on the dashboard as he barks excitedly at every passing car. It doesn't take long to reach the big parking garage on the city outskirts where Hate deposits the big black sedan, terribly conspicuous with it's diplomatic flags flapping in the breeze. Hate opens the door for Shoukaku while you get out and catch the Corgi before he can make a dash for freedom and all the Interesting New Smells the parking garage offers. After pausing long enough to switch charges, you manage to lag behind with Hate as you all head for the elevator.

>“Why the hell are you here? I thought you hated babysitting bullshit like this?”
>“Okay, how many goons are following us and what are they wearing? Just in case shit pops off I want to know which onrushing bystanders to punch and which ones to trust.”
>Other?"

>> No.40080385

>>40080363
>“If ships are penises, would that make you the ejaculate?”

>> No.40080389

>>40080316

Especially when it's a First-Class getting triced up, and left that way until berthing inspection rolls through two hours later.

That... Was a Good Day. Thank god it was at sea and no one sold out.

>> No.40080393

>>40080363

>> No.40080401

>>40080363
>Shoukaku cocks her head almost exactly like the Corgi did. “Hate, Marines are naval landing forces, right?”

I. I.

Fuck It, I'm in love.

Shoukaku waifu go.

>> No.40080404

>>40080384
>“Okay, how many goons are following us and what are they wearing? Just in case shit pops off I want to know which onrushing bystanders to punch and which ones to trust.”

>> No.40080408

>>40080363
>“If ships are penises, would that make you the ejaculate?”

SHOTS FUCKING FIRED!

My sides are so gone now!

>> No.40080409

>>40080384
>“Why the hell are you here? I thought you hated babysitting bullshit like this?”

>> No.40080411

>>40080363
I literally just laughed out fucking loud.

>> No.40080413

>>40080363
>Shoukaku cocks her head almost exactly like the Corgi did. “Hate, Marines are naval landing forces, right?”
>“Yuh?”
>“If ships are penises, would that make you the ejaculate?”
HA! Poor Hate.

>> No.40080414

>>40080384
>“Why the hell are you here? I thought you hated babysitting bullshit like this?”
This reminds me of a PUZZLE!

>> No.40080416

>>40080363
>Shoukaku cocks her head almost exactly like the Corgi did. “Hate, Marines are naval landing forces, right?”

>“Yuh?”

>“If ships are penises, would that make you the ejaculate?”

>> No.40080418

>>40080363
Ok, she's definitely growing on me
>>40080384
>“Why the hell are you here? I thought you hated babysitting bullshit like this?”

>> No.40080422

>>40080384
>>“Why the hell are you here? I thought you hated babysitting bullshit like this?”

>> No.40080424

>>40080366

The reference is "my vision is augmented." I know you played the game because when you locked me out of my car Stateside the door code had been changed to 0451. Just why th

>>40080376

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO MARINE, WHAT DID YOU DO NOW

>> No.40080427

>>40080285
Thanks bruh

>>40080384
>“Okay, how many goons are following us and what are they wearing? Just in case shit pops off I want to know which onrushing bystanders to punch and which ones to trust.”
Info, suckers

Pf, you nearly killed me

>> No.40080428

>>40080384
>>“Okay, how many goons are following us and what are they wearing? Just in case shit pops off I want to know which onrushing bystanders to punch and which ones to trust.”

>> No.40080429

>>40080384
>“Okay, how many goons are following us and what are they wearing? Just in case shit pops off I want to know which onrushing bystanders to punch and which ones to trust.”

>> No.40080434

>>40080384
>who's following and how many.

>> No.40080439

>>40080363
>“If ships are penises, would that make you the ejaculate?”
Why is it that the mature types are the lewd types as well?!

>> No.40080440

>>40080363
>“If ships are penises, would that make you the ejaculate?”

>>40080384
>>“Okay, how many goons are following us and what are they wearing? Just in case shit pops off I want to know which onrushing bystanders to punch and which ones to trust.”

>> No.40080445

>>40080384
>“Okay, how many goons are following us and what are they wearing? Just in case shit pops off I want to know which onrushing bystanders to punch and which ones to trust.”

>> No.40080451

>>40080384
>“Okay, how many goons are following us and what are they wearing? Just in case shit pops off I want to know which onrushing bystanders to punch and which ones to trust.”

>> No.40080457

>>40080384
>>“Okay, how many goons are following us and what are they wearing? Just in case shit pops off I want to know which onrushing bystanders to punch and which ones to trust.”


She is a shipslut to the core!

I'm strangely okay with this.

>> No.40080458

>>40080363
Am I the only one unsurprised by this? I made a joke about it ages ago.

>>40080384
>Other
"What are you and Goto planning?"

>> No.40080461

>>40080416
>dat gif
Wut fak

>> No.40080462

>>40080384
>>“Okay, how many goons are following us and what are they wearing? Just in case shit pops off I want to know which onrushing bystanders to punch and which ones to trust.”

>> No.40080467

>yfw theres one tagalong following the group

>A very mute, very upset tagalong

>> No.40080469

>>40080389
Did anyone get killed? If somebody fucked up and denied the whole ship liberty, they might not be able to control their rage.

>> No.40080470

>>40080384
>“Okay, how many goons are following us and what are they wearing? Just in case shit pops off I want to know which onrushing bystanders to punch and which ones to trust.”

>> No.40080477

>>40080384
>“Okay, how many goons are following us and what are they wearing? Just in case shit pops off I want to know which onrushing bystanders to punch and which ones to trust.”

>“If ships are penises, would that make you the ejaculate?”
Hahaha

>> No.40080482

>>40080424

Don't worry about it.

It's mostly legal, even.

>> No.40080486

>>40080384
>“If ships are penises, would that make you the ejaculate?”

HOW LONG WERE YOU WAITING TO MAKE THAT JOKE!?

>> No.40080487

>>40080384

>“Okay, how many goons are following us and what are they wearing? Just in case shit pops off I want to know which onrushing bystanders to punch and which ones to trust.”

>> No.40080491

>>40080482
>mostly

Yeah, shoulda seen that coming

>> No.40080493

>>40080363
"We've already demonstrated All Ships Are Female, so some sort of fluid, yes."

>> No.40080498

>>40080384
>“Okay, how many goons are following us and what are they wearing? Just in case shit pops off I want to know which onrushing bystanders to punch and which ones to trust.”

>> No.40080499

>>40080363
>Shoukaku cocks her head almost exactly like the Corgi did. “Hate, Marines are naval landing forces, right?”

>“Yuh?”

>“If ships are penises, would that make you the ejaculate?”

As much as I hate to ruin this moment, how the hell would Shoukaku know an English pun? That joke makes zero sense in Japanese, and Shoukaku never had any Americans stationed on her

>> No.40080505

>>40080461
Terra of the left.

>> No.40080510

>>40080467
>Wha-
>My Admiral is getting gussied up?
>Wait what is that Japanese Bitch doi-
>OH GOD THEY'RE ONE A DATE!?
>...They're trying to convince him to defect!

>> No.40080513

>>40080498
Shoukaku in casual is olev.

>> No.40080518 [SPOILER] 

>>40080384
>>“Okay, how many goons are following us and what are they wearing? Just in case shit pops off I want to know which onrushing bystanders to punch and which ones to trust.”

>“If ships are penises, would that make you the ejaculate?”
Shoukaku is so lewd. So does that make Zuikaku the innocent virgin turkey?

>> No.40080523

>>40080513
Dis artist, man http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=229547

>> No.40080531

>>40080499
They already know English automagically, and she's had somewhere up to 16 months to be working alongside conventional americans

>> No.40080532

>>40080384
>>“Why the hell are you here? I thought you hated babysitting bullshit like this?”

My sides, and I like Shoukaku more now. One hell of a verbal sucker punch.

>> No.40080534

>>40080482

IN WHICH COUNTRIES

>>40080499
>nobody's even asked how they all know English in the first place

>> No.40080546

>>40080531
>Conventional Americans
I find this phrase funny for some reason.

>> No.40080553

>>40080510
I don't think she'd jump to those conclusions that quickly.
She'd stick back and watch until Shoukaku touches us. THEN she'd react somehow. maybe. I actually trust her to have learned from the incident with she who must not be allowed near admirals. for the sake of their pelvises

>> No.40080556

>>40080384
>“Okay, how many goons are following us and what are they wearing? Just in case shit pops off I want to know which onrushing bystanders to punch and which ones to trust.”

>> No.40080562

>>40080534
Well, why don't YOU ask, Mr. Smart Admiral?

>> No.40080563

VOTES CALLED WRITING ET CETERA WHAT IS THIS ET CETERA!?

>> No.40080564

>>40080534
>nobody's even asked how they all know English in the first place
I just don't question it. Keeps things simpler.

>> No.40080566

>>40080469

It was actually my brother/sister division. Their First-Class was a Grade A Blue Falcon (buddy fucker), and sold out his entire division to their Chief. Well, they got him back but good.

It was their Chief who did the berthing inspection, that day.

As an aside about that guy, two weeks later he was telling everyone how he was going to make CPO, and Chief walked in and told him straight up "not on my watch".

Yeah... not many people like him.

>> No.40080567

>>40080534
America.

>> No.40080573

>>40080534
Nobody asked, but it was mentioned as a thing that just sort of is in an early thread. I think Kongou was involved.

>> No.40080579

>>40080534
Shit's magic, yo.

>> No.40080580

>>40080534
Somalia. Quit asking questions you don't really want answers to.

>> No.40080585

>>40080563
>>40080534
Why do all the Strike witches speak Nip?

>> No.40080599

>>40080585
Ethnocentrism.

>> No.40080602

>>40080384
>>“Why the hell are you here? I thought you hated babysitting bullshit like this?”

>> No.40080603

>>40080518
I think it's the other way around, personally.

>> No.40080606

>>40080546

There is NOTHING AT ALL 'conventional' about US Sailors.

Hell, I'm surprised planefag hasn't had one of the shipgirls get knocked up by a horny (only possibly drunk) sailor yet.

>> No.40080610

>>40080580
Whinnnne. (rolls onto back, paws in the air)

>> No.40080612

>>40080585
>Strike witches speak Nip?
better question, WHY DO YANKEE FAERIES SPEAK NIP?

>> No.40080614

>>40080562
>Dear returned eldritch spirit of an old warship which has been made manifest on this earth by powers unknown for reasons unclear, who wages war with inexplicable and terrifying mutations of 'her' former self that defy the sum total of human knowledge of weapon systems, science, philosophy and even our most wildest guesses: how can you speak English!?

>> No.40080617

>>40080531
But again, how would she know any dirty jokes in English? During the war she was manned excursively by Japanese, and after she came back she was a little girl. There are zero points in her history where she could have overheard that joke.

Which means Shoukaku is a secret pervert

>> No.40080631

>>40080610
>Whinnnne. (rolls onto back, paws in the air)
*belly rubs intensify*

>> No.40080633

>>40080606
Probably because they would be a stain on the wall after the shipgirls swing at them.

>> No.40080647

>>40080606
The shipgirl's friends might just tear him limb from limb if he did.

>> No.40080649

>>40080614
She has no idea.

>> No.40080653

>>40080610
PUPPEH! Who wants a belly rub? You do!

>> No.40080662 [SPOILER] 

>>40080617

Not so secret at all, Anon.

>> No.40080665

>>40080617
>There are zero points in her history where she could have overheard that joke.
Except for the year serving alongside American sailors, marines, and the internet

>> No.40080669

>>40080614
Time to actually ask this in those words. See what happens.

>> No.40080675

>>40080617
Americans have been on the base a few days now, and she does appear fluent in english as if she's been speaking it for some time.

>>40080606
You're implying
>implying anyone would grow enough balls to fuck one of em
>Implying we know they even CAN get knocked up

>> No.40080677

>>40080647
nah
but they might "help"

>> No.40080690

>>40080675
oops, meant months.

>> No.40080692

>>40080633
>>40080647

Challenge...


Accepted.

(you two have obviously never met a sailor just getting back from deployment)

>> No.40080696

>>40080662

>> No.40080702

>>40080631
>>40080653
Dammit guys, now I miss our family dog.

>> No.40080707

>>40080675
Bruh, yuckysucky is an american run base. There's no way in hell they wouldn't learn English.

>> No.40080734

>>40080707
Which is kinda my, and it seems most of the others' point. There's plenty of opportunity for her to learn that joke on an 'Murican naval base.

>> No.40080738

>>40080692
Oh god, don't do it man. You will not survive 30,000 tons of steel bouncing up and down on top of you.

>> No.40080758

>>40080665
>>40080675
Marines and Sailors do not cuss around the womenfolk. It's understandable she knows English, but not that someone told that joke within her earshot.

>> No.40080765

>>40080692
>>40080738
They're not always 30k tons. They're usually regular human, it seems, but smaller, girlier, and with fairies.

That said, I don't think even a marine coming back from deployment in this universe is ballsy or horny enough to try.

>> No.40080776

>>40080758
INTERNET

>> No.40080789

>>40080734
Muh bad. Didn't see the post you quoted. Have a nagamon

>> No.40080790

>>40080765

My friend, nowadays the Corps and the Navy are chock full of waifu-fags. One of them would surely liken it to one of his anime dvds and go for it.

>> No.40080792

>>40080653
>>40080631
>>40080702
(happy tail wagging)

>> No.40080795

>>40080758
>Marines and Sailors do not cuss around the womenfolk. It's understandable she knows English, but not that someone told that joke within her earshot.

>2012+3
>implying that sailors don't include womenfolk

>> No.40080802

>>40080738

>> No.40080811

>>40080795
Sea dogs are not women. They are men with vaginas.

>> No.40080819

>>40080776

inb4 shoukaku starts posting here too

>> No.40080853

>>40080819
The way things are going, Higgins will be posting here as well.

>>40080792
I need some mofu mofu!
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBVOVltLCVI

>> No.40080854

>>40080765
>Implying Tatsuta wouldn't fuck Hate in full ship-mode just for the hell of it

>> No.40080856

>>40080617
>People in the 40s had yet to invent sex.

>> No.40080864

>>40080819
Or Kongou

>> No.40080865

>>40080819
God no. We're starting to cross a line here with this shit.

>> No.40080872

>>40080617
>>40080758
The IJN have marines, you know. They're the Special Naval Landing Forces (SNLF). She could have heard it from them during her time as a ship. Further, note that Shoukaku asked Hate for clarification.

>>“Hate, Marines are naval landing forces, right?”

So she already knew the joke, and she was just making sure it applies to Hate and Marines as well.

>> No.40080874

>>40080819
I've been anonymously shitposting since the first thread

>> No.40080884

>>40080853
Hiya! What's this 'bout my skipper goin' on a date?

>> No.40080898

>>40080819
>>40080853
You two just had to say it, didn't you?

>> No.40080901

>>40080738
>>40080765

>implying sailors don't jerk it on ships
>implying ships (in the US) aren't feminine
>implying getting jiggy with the anthropomorphic personification of my home-away-from-home for 3 1/2 years isn't my fetish

>> No.40080914

>>40080874
Great guys, look wha--

>>40080884
>Hiya!
... I guess that's my fault.
>Sudoku.gif

>>40080872
But what about the IJN Paratroopers??

>> No.40080918

>>40080872
>>40080856
It's not the fact that she knows dirty jokes, it's that she knows dirty jokes in English. The seamen/semen pun only works in English.

>> No.40080941

>>40080918
It works in british too

Which suddenly explains a lot

>> No.40080951

>>40080918
Maybe someone taught it to here for just such a (marine based) emergancy.

>> No.40080958

>>40080918
She's not braindead and knows the language. That sort of obvious pun is not hard to pick up on.

>> No.40080961

>>40080918
you must be loads of fun at parties

>> No.40080962

>>40080918
She didn't actually make that pun, if you'll note. Just the base dick joke.

>> No.40080968

>>40080918
Because figuring out that two words sound like each other, takes forever.

>> No.40080984

>>40080901
Man, there's a world of difference between jerking it to your ship and getting it squished into bloody gore by your ship's 80,000 horsepower vagina.

>> No.40080991

>>40080918
She knew it because HATE JUST MADE THE JOKE TO HER TEN SECONDS BEFORE

>> No.40080993

>>40080918
Say it with me now. She knows English. Speaks it flawlessly. She knows what semen means, she knows what seaman means.
Its not that much of a stretch. Oh hey they sound similar, and they wear all white he he. This is funny joke yes?

>> No.40081021

Just stop
no need to analyze this anymore

>> No.40081026

>>40080984

>Implying a ship wouldn't regulate that shit in order to successfully get repeat visits from sailors looking to get LOVED TENDERLY.

>> No.40081038

>>40080993
Seamen are fresh, Marines are week-old stale and green.

>> No.40081041

>>40080958
>>40080962
>>40080968
>>40080991
>>40080993
She implies she didn't come up with it herself, she just overheard it somewhere. Which makes no sense, she's a Japanese shipgirl. Who would have told it to her?

>>40080961
>mfw

>> No.40081061

Guys.

GUYS.

HEY, FAGS!

Maybe we should, you know, turn down the autism a little so planefag can finish writing and post before this thread slides completely off the board?

>> No.40081062

This whole Seaman-gate debacle sure is something.

>> No.40081063

>>40081041
Just stop. Really, stop.

>> No.40081065

>>40081041
She could have been lying.

>> No.40081067

>This thread
>Inappropriate music playing in the distance
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwREK31glRs

>> No.40081077

>>40081041
Who cares? Cool your autism.

>> No.40081084

>>40081041
YOU ARE WRONG AND AN IDIOT.

SHUT UP ALREADY.

>> No.40081094

>>40081061

No fag, it just means new thread then.

A Fap Angel thread without shitposting? God damn.

>> No.40081098

>>40081026
Are you tryin' to boink the skipper?

>> No.40081099

>>40081041
>she just overheard it somewhere
>Over a year on an American military base
This is not difficult

>> No.40081101

>>40081061
We're already past bump limit; posting more won't make us slide off any faster.

>> No.40081105

>>40081061
>implying planefag actually tries to put up posts in a timely manner

>> No.40081124

Huáscar when

>> No.40081128

>>40080884
>>40081098
please stop

>> No.40081140

>>40081098
>>40081026
>>40080884
>>40080874

>> No.40081157

>>40081041
You answered this yourself man. She. Over. Heard. It.

>imfuckinplying she wasn't actually a part of the conversation she heard it from.

>> No.40081160

>>40081124
>flying the peruvian flag

>> No.40081163

>>40081124
Never, you irrelevant beaner.

>> No.40081168

>>40081063
>>40081065
>>40081077
>>40081084
>>40081099
>>40081157
JAPANESE SHIPGIRLS DON'T KNOW AMERICAN DIRTY JOKES

>> No.40081171

>>40081098
I do not mind Shoukaku boinking skipper.

takes the mind off anon making Skipper boink others who do not need any kind of boinking

>> No.40081191

>>40080901

>> No.40081213

>>40081168
THEY WOULD IF THEYVE SPENT MORE THAN 5 MINUTES AROUND SAILORS AND MARINES.

>> No.40081242 [SPOILER] 

>>40081171
You can't escape it

>> No.40081298

>>40081242
>Would think of doing such a think to AZ

>> No.40081303

>>40081213
>5 MINUTES
>MINUTES

>> No.40081318

>>40081242
I dunno 'bout that. Somethin' just feels wrong about the skipper screwing Arizona. She's like, sacred, ya know?

>> No.40081342

>>40081303
I don't understand.jpg.

No wat? Shorter amount of time? Longer?

I'm so tired of seeing captcha cakes.

>> No.40081351

>>40081318
>Implying anything is sacred to shippers.

Oh you sweet summer child.

>> No.40081369

>>40081351
Merc.
PLS

>> No.40081375

>>40081351
Hibiki kai nii soon. then she will be a proper lady.

And proper for screwing

>> No.40081382

>>40081298
>>40081318
>Arizona's face when Settle refuses her love

You monster, how could you do this to her?

>> No.40081390

>>40079447
False!

>> No.40081392

Hoooly shit this place is a gold mine! Don't mind me, folks. Just gonna download logs of this shit and paste it in the Yokosuka Times~

>> No.40081398

>>40081351
Shippers? Ya mean merchants and capitalists and stuff? Well, yeah, they're businesspeople. Ain't nothing sacred to them, 'else they can't turn much of a profit.

>> No.40081417

>>40081318
You're right

>>40081382
You're not gonna change my mind, she's a tough girl and we're gonna have to remind her of that if she's sad about it, but it won't change anything.

>> No.40081436

>>40081392
Grrrrr...

>> No.40081440

>>40081392

inb4 full deck strikes against 4chan's servers by awol warships

>> No.40081448

>>40081382
I'm not saying we can't be around arizona, or be like a brother figure, but there's not a chance in hell I'm gonna agree with violating that.

>> No.40081449

filter all ship-posts
deny all ship-posters gratification

>> No.40081470

>>40081449
I, for one, am looking forward to three threads today.

>> No.40081476

>>40081375
That's Akatsuki you heathen.

Also desdiv6 is for daughterus, not lewds.

>> No.40081511

long update is long, new thread in a few minutes

>> No.40081516

>>40081436
Whoa! Easy there, champ. Don't want to lose your treats, do you?

>>40081440
Cute, but our resident white crane is out on the town~! Now, if I could just snap a few compromising pictures...

>> No.40081548

>>40081398
>>40081392
>>40081318
>>40081440

>> No.40081551 [SPOILER] 

>>40080914
>>But what about the IJN Paratroopers??
Late response, but I think they count as bukkake

>>40081516
Here's a complimentary pic. On the house.

>> No.40081553

>>40081516
>>40081392
Fight me nyaa. This scoop is mine nyaa.

>> No.40081554

>>40081094
>>40081101
>>40081105

I can dream, can't I?

NAVYFAG STORYTEIM: So, on ships there are these things called "gremlins". No, it's not rats that made it up the mooring lines. No, it's not that one fat-fuck cook that keeps eating all the cookies on the mess deck.

These 'gremlins' are the ship trying to tell you it's alive and likes fucking with you. A radar (or radar tracking) system that supposedly has 360-degree coverage? lolnope. There will be two degrees of coverage that you are blind in. Berthing compartments that are always 65 degrees even with the AC off in the middle of summer while on the equator? A Lady likes to keep cool.

On my first ship (subs are boats, surface craft are ships), we had two Main Machinery Rooms (engine rooms), and two Auxiliary Machinery Rooms (backup engine rooms). Well, you'd think with what amounts to four diesel engines we'd be fine when one shits the bed. We had this alarm system known affectionately as the "turkey caller" that would sound whenever we were down to one engine.

It sounded almost every day at sea. One of our four engines was cannibalized for spare parts (back to back deployments were a regular thing for us, so getting spare parts delivered before deployment was a crap shoot at best). Two were are primary engines. And one... Just didn't work. We'd take it apart, replace anything that might be at fault, perform intensive maintenance on it, hell even pray to the Omnissiah over it; nothing ever worked. One year, we got the actual manufacturers to come out and take a look. They tore it to pieces, ordered new everything, and they themselves put it back together.

(1 of 2)

>> No.40081571

>>40080874
>>40081026
>>40081440
You don't really sound like the gal the skipper's gone all doe-eyed for.

...well, okay, you did make a Marine joke. I guess ya ain't that uptight.

>> No.40081576

>>40081554

(2 of 2)

It never started. It was in showroom condition; it looked like a brand new engine. And it never lit off. Ever.

My other ship, on the other hand, had all four engines working properly. And topped out at 20 knots.

The first girl worked better than newer ships with half as much engine capability because she didn't give a shit; she had a JOB TO DO. The other girl had all four and said "fuck it, we'll get there when we get there".

>> No.40081595

>>40081548
>stop having fun I don't like!

>> No.40081598

>>40081576
>>40081554
Were you trying to trying to suck off a ballast tank, by chance?

>> No.40081613

>>40081598
No, he was trying to suck off the cabin boy.

>> No.40081618

>>40081576

I remember hearing a CIWS tech tell me about the weird shit the mounts on his ship needed done to them in order to get them to function. The first one wouldn't work until one of the techs got scraped or cut up and spilled blood on it. The other occasionally needed someone to touch it with their dick. I guess it just wanted the affection.

>> No.40081621

>>40081556

NEW THREAD

>> No.40081624

>>40081551
... Fudd.

>>40081553
Oh great, the nasuverse is here.
>Obligatory power level jokes go here.

>> No.40081637

>>40081571
>implying we've gone all doe-eyed

/tg/ has the hots for only one girl: Cpl. Hate

>> No.40081648

>>40081595
More along the lines of "you're an embarrassment."
This is America I can insult whoever I damn well please

>> No.40081652

>>40081618
>>40081576

And you wonder why they're superstitious, and dub the ships with a personality!

>> No.40081718

>>40081553
Get back in your own universe, you damned cat!

>> No.40081790

>>40081618
>The other occasionally needed someone to touch it with their dick

How, exactly was this determined? What trial-and-error process leads to "touch it with your dick"? Exactly how bad does one have to fuckup to be instructed to wipe his wang on a warship to make part of it work?

>> No.40081797

>>40081618
>The first one wouldn't work until one of the techs got scraped or cut up and spilled blood on it.

It has been corrupted by Khorne. Dispose of it in accordance with AdMech proceedures.

>> No.40081978

This shitposting.

It's reaching a level where we might not be able to contain it.

>> No.40082109

>>40081978
why contain it?

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