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Post animal companions you would like to have

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This thing has a wingspan of 73–89 cm (29–35 in), the tail measures 33–41 cm (13–16 in), and the tarsus is 12–14.6 cm (4.7–5.7 in).

This thing is fucking huge.

Alternatively, Peragrin Falcon: The Fastest animal in the world.

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To *ride*, eh?

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A large swarm of angry BEEEEEES!

>> No.39907948

The lusty argonian maid?

>> No.39907970

the mudcrab merchant is a venerable entity

>> No.39907999

Could giant crustaceans support themselves? I'm trying to think of viable not horse animals to replace horses

>> No.39908012

Probably not. But in fantasy, who cares? It'd be cool.

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Alternative: Dire Namaqua Rain Frog

>> No.39908077

Giant arthropod like actually existed and stuff. Go nuts, and maybe learn a little paleontology too.

>> No.39908109

Lady Reptilia, Duchess of Warm Flat Rocks and the heiress of a large Insect Futures financial firm.

>> No.39908131

I roll to seduce and fuck her right in the cloacae

>> No.39908139

Rolled 18 (1d100)

She counter rolls to eat your head off while orgasming.

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I put chicken-like giant riding lizards in a setting once.
They were called chunkos.
So you could have Chunko Meat.

>> No.39908156

>with those teeth

>> No.39908160

Fail, she moves in too soon and is left grinding frustratedly against your cooling corpse, and your last spurt fails to fertilize her eggs.

No saurian descendents for you, I'm afraid. On the plus side, you do make an excellent consolation meal.

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>> No.39908183

Anon, it's not like stockbrockers actually eat the stock they sell. Obviously the insects are for the plebian masses of non face raping carnivor lizards that they have to be happy with being.


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Dumping some fancy animals for inspiration.

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And I'm relatively sure that this is a markhor.

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>> No.39908239

Aren't striped hyena's the ones where the females have penises too?

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The weird kind.

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>tfw typing shit just to pass time

I went stereotypical witch once and had a raven familiar for the first time and regretted never having done it before and that I couldn't do a better impression of Stephen Fry for his voice.

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Can we go one goddamn thread without talking about that
One goddamn thread

>> No.39908260

>spider wolf

>> No.39908262

Hell yeah

>> No.39908263


Also it's an enlarged clit.

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>> No.39908273

Personally, I'd prefer Phillip fry.


It's actually a pseudo-penis

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No, they're the ones that can turn their ass inside out to spray defensively like a skunk.

And they're monogamous.

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Let's see how this goes.

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An illustration for the wacky hornbros.

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Abyssinian kitten

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Because we all want a crocodile that's dog-high.

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>> No.39908351

Heh, he looks like he's really awesome

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Or maybe one that's a little bit dog.

I'm runnin' into fantasy illustrations now.

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It's like the Luggage but nosier and you can have sex with it probably.

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>> No.39908366

I wasn't being sarcastic. I understood.

captcha, pizza in a cone is not, and never will be, ice cream.

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Continuing with suchid fusions...

>> No.39908377

This terrifies me.

Jesus Christ

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If only it had boobs

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A catboy is fine too.

Mine wanted me to identify small turtle as a bread.

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A sarcosuchus is fine too.

But bread bowls aren't pizza.

>> No.39908469

An adult male homo sapiens from cimmeria.

>> No.39908471

I want to touch its pedipawlps.

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>> No.39908497

Crocs are one of the animals I will always have a healthy fear of.

They haven't changed much, if at all, since the the Cambrian extinction or some other event. Its terrifying!

Have you seen the videos of a croc popping out of the water, grabbing a FUCKING ZEBRA OR OTHER LARGE ANIMAL and dragging it down like nothing?

FUCK! I don't care if I am a pussy, I will be scared of them to my dying day.

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Why not just go full Chakat? I mean this in the most insulting way possible.

Also, my pick.

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>> No.39908524

Because even I have my limits.

Also sergals aren't even mary sues, the only one who is is Rain Silves and shes some sort of blood magic user/child eating, shape shifting demigod.

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I want to be covered in crawling, snuffling spiderpuppies whenever I lie down in the same room.
Sharks as well.
>hasn't evolutionarily needed to get off the couch for twelve kazillion years

>> No.39908612

Sharks too yes. But I'm far less likely to be near the shark's hunting ground as compared to the Croc's. Still though.

They're almost perfect.

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>> No.39908623

We have different opinions on Sergals, Anon. Very different opinions.

I'm saying this as the guy who posted the Lady Reptilia there at the beginning.

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Shit's going downhill when your familiar/companion/whatever starts getting class levels.

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My animal companion of choice looks like they had a rough night last night 100% of the time.
thats what I love about them though

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>leave bag of holding open for thieves to get to, next to it is a bag holding pic related

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Eh whatever, I'm more partial to Nevreans anyway.

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second choice is this, the Mantis Shrimp

>> No.39908695

At least no ones combined a Sergal with a Chakat, right?

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What have you done?

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Regardless, neither of them really qualifies as an animal companion. Even less as a familiar.
We might as well go full faggotry and start talking about lizardtits again.

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>> No.39908742

They also smell like popcorn.

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You furfags a) creep me out, and b) have no fucking clue how anatomy works. It's goddamn painful to look at that Male that can supposedly fly possibly.

I mean, can't you just enjoy anthropomorphized animals without identifying with them in some weird fashion, or just making them humans with funny faces?

Or at least leave them as representative archtypes like with Disney's Robing Hood or something.

This weird mary-sue second life bullshit is just . . . sad.

Also, ultimate mount.

>> No.39908759

Sergals have a functional society and lore. What, are you gonna stare at their junk all fucking day? Even the flesh eating thing is because of that fucking cracked out General Rain, who turned into a creepy Goddess, but even then, do you think Tolkein orcs weren't eating manflesh? Trolls? Zombies? Gnolls? Goblins? Where's the taint of creepy there?

Take the stupid presentation away from the sergal, and you have something functional, wheras the sole features chakats have is skittle flavored hermaphrodic hyper-promiscuity mated with feline centaurs. That's it.

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How about the unwilling kind?

>> No.39908772

Just saying, I'll fap to this, but I realize that it's sick and wrong. I don't pretend that shit is normal or proper or defensible in any fashion.

>> No.39908789

You are implying way too much anon.

>> No.39908795

Go back to /tv/ fag

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Ahm just sayin', get back awn topic, hombre.

>> No.39908805

I actually agree with you here, but nobody ever deals with the Sergal lore or setting, it's just the retarded General Rain bullshit which kind of fucking ruined it.

Actually, as far as it goes outside of that they're really just exceptionally mediocre. Not! Rome expies with a heavy dose of dat edge for the tweens.

>> No.39908812

Do Talyxians count as animals?

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Forgot pic.

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Fair 'nough. Really kind of sad I even brought it up since people went off on defending their fetishes instead of talking about the obvious benefit of having chaingun toting T-Rex's.

Have some more mounts.

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They do not.

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Fuck, wrong pic.

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Mounts can be interpreted in more ways then one.

Also I prefer my T-Rexes in maid uniforms.

Why? Because Wizard.

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> Shit explained

> Ain't Gotta

Related, Wizard gives the party an amphibious APC. File name related.

>> No.39908905

I thought they were downright primitive when I dicked around with the lore. Their idea of an empire was very dirt-scratch rough, very poor relative to what Rome ever was.

Then there's the lore /tg/ developed before it all got washed down the toilet in that fuckin' retarded Unified Setting.

>with a heavy dose of dat edge for the tweens.
If you wanted edge, go to /pol/ or /gamergate/. Other than that, it wasn't much worse than some Animated Chinese History shows or anime I've seen. The problem is that the creator's fucking junk at putting together something worthwhile beyond a half-decent premise, and you can bet your last asscoin the furries didn't do much better either.

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I just want her to be my companion again ;_;

>> No.39908934

Look on the bright side anon, now you have an ghost cat companion.

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My condolences and also fuck you.

>> No.39908955

In my dnd game our druid is a folk hero who retains her animalistic qualities for like 2 hours after transforming back from any animal.

she has a pack or mice that live in her hair that she gave birth too in mouse form.

They gained half her druid abilities and whenever she transforms they do to into small versions of anything she is, (think kirby in smash)

like if she is a lion they get manes and shit. Its hilarious so I'd like some of those

>> No.39908958

She's not dead. I left my gf and she kept the cats.

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Maybe this time you can have better luck with goastkitty.

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If it's a familiar, I'd like a rubber boa. We have a repertoire. If it's like, a war animal, a bigger snake.

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>> No.39909000

>and you can bet your last asscoin the furries didn't do much better either.

You don't understand the mentality of your typical furfag,

They don't care about establishing canon or making an interesting race/species. All they care about is the aesthetics of the furry fun fucking character.

There is more debate on whether female sergals should have boobs then what they eat or how hunt or how they court/form families and make alliances.

There is more debate and hard work on color combinations on fur schemes then how they build homes or how a primarily carnivore species can cultivate enough meat to sustain an continent spanning empire, hell there are multiple flash games made where you can create your own colorful DONUT STEEL sergal character.

Never ever trust an furfag to do any world or character building.

>> No.39909021

Oh, I meant rapport. I knew that seemed weird.

>> No.39909076

The thumbnail males it look like that tiger has a big white beard

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I'd want a Giant Sloth. No not the prehistoric mega fauna. A giant three-toed sloth.

>> No.39909108

Moose are dire deer. That's a regular moose so its a dire deer. A dire moose would be twice as big

>> No.39909116

cactus owls are weird, but cute

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>> No.39909129

Dire Moose would be bigger than an elephant and it's horns would be trees. Moose are fucking huge.

Canadian here, was out in a canoe and paddled up to one, didn't want to get within about 10 meters but damn that was cool.

>> No.39909139


See >>39908669 for a perfect fucking example of this shit.

>> No.39909156

Have you ever walked through waist high snow? It's hard as fucking balls. I can't even imagine chest high, that's why goddamn avalanches kill the shit out of people.

So it blows my goddamn mind that Moose is just ripping through it like that. Words fail me as to how terrifying it is, it's like some sort of Lovecraftian raping of physics and the natural order.

>> No.39909188

yes they are
is me. They are terrifying and I'd rather get between a bear and her cubs than a moose and it's, ask any hunter here, they'd rather take a bear than a moose.

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>> No.39909244

No, I do. I've been there.

The ones who don't actually place rpgs are simply interested in their characters image and think of roleplay as foreplay to act out their characters doing things that look badass or sexy. It's some of the crudest shit you'll ever see. At some points its below slice of life tier, instead using their characters as online clothes to look flashy and cool.

Very few of them organize some form of canonicity, opting insted for a directionless fairytale mush where anyone can add their own private twist on it without any interest in trying to organize a setting, plot, or tone. It's a ball pit where everyone is an amateur storyteller with sex and e-fortune on their mind.

So yes, steal my thunder behind that explanation.

>> No.39909245

Now I need a Bullwinkle rape face image for Moose in Spring.

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Just watch out, some idiot might call you a furfag.

>> No.39909294

This is not the place for you to passive aggressively bitch, furfag.

>> No.39909297

Moose Rape is a) Not pleasant, more along the theme of terrifying, and b) Not survivable.

Hear that scream like a donkey being chainsawed to death, and echo back with one of your own as the thunder in the trees grows louder.

So, it's really less of a furfag thing and more of a Moose are fucking Terrifying thing.

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You could try being less of a furry, or less of a faggot, but I doubt you're capable of either - assuming you're the Sergal guy from earlier.

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Elephant Dogs. I've been making multiple breeds of high fantasy wardogs for my big diesel-punky war setting. Pretty cool. This thread has some good inspiration.

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Too late.

You should also stop making shitty insinuations to see what sticks. It's really fucking retarded, nigger.

>So, it's really less of a furfag thing and more of a Moose are fucking Terrifying thing.
See, the problem with this is that idiots see you trying to explain yourself and just ignore it. They just keep looping back to the original point aaaaand suddenly they're wasting everyone's time trying to make you out to be a raving centuaroid otherkin who has jerk-off crystals.

>> No.39909373

I still think sergals are a pretty cool race that just have a depressingly shitty fanbase who use their money on commissions to reinforce the horrible image that other faggots on the internet just cannot look pass with a straight face.

Life is suffering.

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>You could try being less of a furry, or less of a faggot, but I doubt you're capable of either - assuming you're the Sergal guy from earlier.
You and company are on a great roll of mistaken assumptions, I'll tell you that much.

>> No.39909437

>not pistol shrimp

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>> No.39909495

Not a single person other than you has brought up anything except that Moose are terrifying.

I think you're projecting, here.

Maybe a cool idea to start with, but it didn't go anywhere and quite frankly I'm not sure what you think is cool about them other than "Dogsharks, so fukkin awesome, they're like all savage and shit".

I mean, we already had Gnolls, there's fucking nothing original about Sergals except their design which is shit.

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Why do you need 3 kinds of any monster or race?

>fucking nothing original about Sergals except their design which is shit.

Nice opinion.

>> No.39909508

not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti2Uoc1RXuQ

Two videos of same people and they are terrified of the Mantis Shrimp

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Definitely one o these.

>> No.39909538

Batman and Catwoman had a baby, Hawkgirl got in there too, cause god knows her origin.

>> No.39909548

btw, that's CUTE AS FUCK AND I WANT IT!!!!!

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>Not a single person other than you has brought up anything [in this thread] except that Moose are terrifying.
Except that's patently false.

When it happens every single time gnolls or kobolds or what the fuck else gets brought up, I think I have some room to expect a bunch of bullshit.

But to cut to the chase, I quite honestly have a feeling the sole reason you keep replying is that you want me to tire and give up this line of discussion. If you really wanted to quit talking about some senseless bullshit with an idiot on the internet, you can just... stop.

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>> No.39909557

What in the fuck is that.

>> No.39909560

ok, that gif just didn't give the impact I wanted it too. Picture this at your bag of holding


>> No.39909562

I know it's just he photographer's face, but it looks like it has a death head in it's eyes.

>> No.39909577

shooped Tasmanian devil.

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>> No.39909581

trying to creep people out more
the douche isn't the creepy thing...well not the creepiest on the video.

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Basically this only then bigger.

Little fluffballs of rage

>> No.39909944

what is this?

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>> No.39909986

so basically a big burping amphibian ball?

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It could be worse

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What's better than having a fluffy prophet of catastrophe as a pet?

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>> No.39910194

>No one picks whale with enchanted gear that lets it fly and live in air

/tg/ what are you doing?

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Flying whales are assholes.

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Good taste

>> No.39910292
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>They haven't changed much, if at all, since the the Cambrian extinction or some other event. Its terrifying!

Cretaceous extinction. Crocs are from the same time period as dinosaurs.

And they have changed quite some since then. It's just like with sharks, some animals developed such good traits early on, they didn't have to change much.

IIRC this crocodile was top predator in the era just after the dinosaurs died out.

>> No.39910330
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There are those who chose the Tibetan Mastiff, and there are those who chose wrong.

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>> No.39910344


Why in the sweet fuck would you ever let anyone that isn't you keep the pets? 90% of the time they keep them for a month or two before giving them away or just tossing them in the woods.

>> No.39910362
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best animal.

>> No.39910420

Aren't those guys from Alien Planet or whatever it was called?

>> No.39910457

Well, now you have a rescue quest.

>> No.39910481

A binturong. It's a pretty cool animal.

>> No.39910507
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Snarky Bearded Vulture

>> No.39911398

Are those cazador deathclaws!? Dear god no. I'd rather have the giant boulder paperwasps than that.

>> No.39911503


>> No.39911516

Have you got the Boulder Wasps thing saved?

>> No.39911531
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Fuck mega Absol. Looks like a deviantart evolution.
Original Absol is best Absol.

>> No.39911542
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One of these, but roc-sized.

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>Are those cazador deathclaws!?
yes, but if we wan't to go the whole hog, we fuse the Cazaclaws with WizardAirshipCannon Tarresque and pic related

>> No.39911762

Yeah, and the movie was based on a book.

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>> No.39912197

/a/, pls.

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Get on my level plebs

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>> No.39912313

Your playing a druid, aren't you?

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A Zok is fine too.

>> No.39912411


>> No.39913007

I've met a pair of those dogs in real life. Very friendly despite their size.

>> No.39913440

This cat is planning something. I know it.

>> No.39913598

Not a Druid but a wizard lol

>> No.39913658

This shit could make a pretty sweet submarine if you enlarge it enough.

>> No.39913667


> Hyena

Oh hell yeah. Cackling witch dog.

>> No.39913689
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Pokeymen made some sick-ass familiars.

>> No.39913946


Best Mount, Best Caster, Best Companion.

>> No.39913949

>Looks like a deviantart evolution
Describes most megas and shit.

>> No.39914224

I'm making anthro-elk for my next game. History is they were created by an evil god of nature so I hope to make them sound terrifying. Cause you know, a two legged intelligent beast with antlers like that should be terrifying.

>> No.39914348



oh my fucking god

i'm dying

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a Symbiant worm

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A few are worse than others. Kangaskhan is fine to me.
FUCK Garchomp, you did not need a Mega evo, you never needed a Mega evo and you look ugly as sin. Fuck you.
Yes I was looking forward to a Mega Flygon and was pissed when the already OP ground/dragon got even more fucking attention.

>> No.39914638

mah nigga

>> No.39915266
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Roll fear saves everyone!

>> No.39915317

No one cares, Archer!

>> No.39915343

What if my character is into the freaky and decides to hug it?

>> No.39915346

Flygon did get a mega evolution

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>> No.39915539

wrong, he was going to get one, but in the end they dropped the idea because the artist couldn't think of a good design.

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Admit it, you too would like a fluffosaurus.

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Humans are animals, right? I want one of these, then.

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I have it saved.

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Badgers a best.
If only they had been useful in combat they would be the perfect companion.

>> No.39916882


>but in the end they dropped the idea because the artist couldn't think of a good design.
>artist couldn't think of a good design.

like that has stop them before.

>> No.39917326
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Never really got the whole Deviantart thing. I think Absol's Mega Evolution is by far one of the best looking ones.

But regular Absol is quite fine too.

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It might change into a princess.

>> No.39917503
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What baffles me is Flygon is surely one of the easier 'mons to augment a little bit. I mean...fuck. Give me a moment here. I'm going to google this.
Here. Here we go. Look at this image. Dapper motherfucker with extra wings. Nothing silly like clouds of sand or fifty extra spikes. Just some recoloring and slight outline tweaks.
Get your shit together Nintendo. I googled this. And making 'mons is literally in the job description of some of your artist employees.

Well, a floofier Absol I like.
But fucking angelic wings? It's a GOAT. A mountain goat. Where did they come from? Where the fuck did the mountain goat who is also an omen of tragedy get wings?
Also because nailing angel wings to shit is like, shit tier deviant art OC 101. Right before one angel wing and one demon wing.

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I've seen it as sphinx wings. In fact I GMed a Pokemon Tabletop United game where I had a Mega Absol who warned of disaster in riddles.

That was a fun game. Party essentially became the Illuminati of the region after disbanding a secret society of psychics and making Yveltal their bitch.

>> No.39917764

pls explain

>> No.39917779

Still out of left field in that case.

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fuck you anon
I was going to go to sleep

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Sorry, mega-evolutions are reserved for pokemon that simply needed that extra boost, like Gengar and Garchomp. We're unveiling Mega Mewtwo Z next week, don't miss it!

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I've seen this posted half a dozen times already. I have yet to open it.
I've read the comments. That's enough for me.

I shouldn't be this mad. I don't even play any more. But goddamn you Garchomp you Uber tiered bastard.

>> No.39919121

Ravens are the best familiars.

Mostly just because they can talk. Talking familiars are the best familiars. Whenever I play a caster with a non-raven familiar, one of my goals is always to get a Tongues spell put on it with Permanency, so it can talk (to more than just me and other animals).

>> No.39919206

Y/X megas are the biggest bullshit ever.

>Oh, what's that? You chose Squirtle or Bulbasaur when you were a kid? Well, let me tell you something. YOU WERE RETARDED.
>Here you go, Charfags, a free extra mega evolution. Oh, and we made them overpowered enough that he jumps straight to OU with both of them.

>> No.39919262

Talking ravens are awesome as hell.


>> No.39919359

They shill out charizard to market to nostalgiafags and 10 year old boys who like dragons. They've basically made him the unbeatable main character in the Pokemon Mega Evolution specials, along with putting him in Smash, and hell, I'll be surprised if he isn't in Pokken.

>> No.39919413

That was not at all what I was expecting.

I'm not sure if it's better or worse.

>> No.39919626

that's not a dog.

that's a fucking bear.

would use to pull war chariot.

>> No.39919670

Funnily enough, those dogs are used among other things to hunt bears. I've also heard they don't bark but instead roar like a lion, but I'm not sure if that was just exaggeration.

>> No.39919705

aren't they also referred to as 'foo dogs' and used in guarding temples?

>> No.39919885
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Chicken paladin.

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>not a single bat familiar

>> No.39919974

Can someone explain what it is?

>> No.39920003


>> No.39920051
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>> No.39920091

It's just a fancy looking tongue, trying to find food and pull it back to its mouth, it's perfectly harmless.

>> No.39920143

Cool. What about a chicken PC?

>> No.39920189

Its a ribbon worm, this breed in particular is called Nemertean Gorgonorhynchus. That white shit is the proboscis - something rather unique as this is species has a branching proboscis. To explain how it works, basically the proboscis is inside the worm near its stomach. When prey passes by, it shoots that shit out from pore in its head to wrap it up. In the webm, the worm is trying to find out if it can eat the guy's hand.

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I dislike this feel.

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I want the biggest fluffiest dog.

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I want one of these, except the size of a Great Dane.

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>> No.39920302

I want to kill that thing with a boot the size of a tank

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Dogs are always good companions

>> No.39920413

Don't worry, its harmless unless you get too close, at which point it'll crush you like a tin can in his Iron Sheik Arms.

The only other thing it does is shoot acetic acid from its abdomen

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>>no armadillo girdled lizard
It's like /tg/ has no taste.

>> No.39920597

Jesus Christ. I can imagine that thing goes looking for fights because it knows it can beat up anything it comes across.

>> No.39920675
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Not just any dog.
The biggest, fluffiest dog.

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>tfw no lion bro will ever mourn your heroic passing from this world

>> No.39920841

Thank you anons for answering.
The sea is horrifying

>> No.39920883

Basically their whole method of hunting is to find other creatures, and "make them hamble"


They eat anything from other smaller bugs, centipedes, worms, snails, and even small rodents if they get big enough

I've been there when I visited Switzerland. very beautiful in person.

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Miniaturized giant space hamster, of course.

>> No.39921397

Come home Laika, we really miss you.

>> No.39921611

Why is this thing not in terraformers yet

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>> No.39921867

Its not too well known of a bug. Its primarily native to Texas, Mexico, and tropical parts of South America, and even then it primarily hunts at night so people don't see it often except in their bathrooms

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>> No.39922013

Aren't those limited to Chaotic Evil rangers?

>> No.39922027

Atmosphere was different then, they aren't viable in ours

>> No.39922073

>I don't know what kind of dog that is, but I would definitely ride it into battle.
That's a Caucasian Ovtcharka. Also known locally as "wolfslayer dogs". And it would probably be down with letting you ride it into battle, providing you can hang on after it enters the blood rage.

I don't like to make sweeping general statements about the dispositions of dog breeds, but the Caucasian Ovtcharka tends to bond closely with its owners, and assume everything else is a treacherous fucking wolf in disguise. Consequently, everything they don't perceive as family, they hate with a stark homicidal fury so intense we have no words for it, because any person who ever feels that level of unmitigated psychotic rage is morphed into a Caucasian Ovtcharka by it. This is where we get the legend of the werewolf, and this is why the breed is known to sometimes grow up to 220 lbs, exactly as large as an adult man.

Their anger's caused them to evolve lightning breath and heat vision; they simply never use it because they enjoy the taste of blood and the tactile sensation of limbs rending in their jaws too much.

We're never going to find other life in this galaxy, because the dog the Russians sent into space was an Ovtcharka and it murdered all other living beings in the Milky Way while it was out.

In general terms, that is, although again, I don't like making all-encompassing statements regarding the disposition of any given breed.

>> No.39922123


Laika was a husky/terrier mutt not an ovtcharka. Also she cooked soon after launch.

>> No.39922124

That's an alaskan malamute, i'm getting one after summer

>> No.39922131
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This is actually my animal companion.
Samoya dog.

>> No.39922148
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The only dog more fluffy than my dog is my dog when he were a puppy!

>> No.39922238
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The Greater Hungarian Guard Mop

>> No.39922272

1. Russian lies, if the US knew they were sending canines of mass destruction into orbit it would have been nuclear war then and there.
2. Heat vision, carefully applied to propel its craft far enough to slaughter the wolf-people of Achernar.

...I'm committed to my story, it amuses me more. Same reason I'm so staunch in my recounting of the tenure of Pope Bruce Campbell the First.

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>Pope Bruce Campbell the First.
Go on...

>> No.39922369
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Is this the real purpose of the Chinese space program? A desperate search for cooked space dog?

>> No.39922444

Stripped the bulletproof glass off the pope-mobile to make room for the supercharger and the weaponry, slaughtered more than 5000 zombies in the middle of Vatican City. It was on all the news channels.

Most people just forgot about it when the timeline shifted after he forgot the words to the Apostolic Blessing, and just coughed during the last line. Caused a time warp, rewrote history for a bit there.

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Papa Bruce is canon again!

>> No.39922511


This dog. This fukkin dog, right here.

>> No.39922580
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This is Canon.

and by that I mean Scriptural Canon.

>> No.39922720

Good. I hope it starves. Why do people forget that these things eat people and what people eat? They're competitors. Fuck'em.

>> No.39922805

Everything is dubdub, you floundering idiot.

>> No.39923041

I used this exact image for my wild cohort in my last game. Good little corgidile, he was.

>> No.39923071


>> No.39923127

Bobbit worms are just small Thresher Maws.

>> No.39923183

Those things creep me the fuck out.

>> No.39926516

More proof that anywhere where it doesn't snow is home to demons and those who consort with demons.

>> No.39926688
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One of these bad boys. Unless I'm still stuck living on land. In that case, I'd go for a komodo dragon or a fox.

>> No.39927046

It's funny because Garchomp-M isn't even that useful, it loses much needed speed in the process.
Still, good 'mons get noticed, shit mons like Flygon get forgotten.

>> No.39927067

Why in the world did vultures, that lives off scraps, get so big?

>> No.39927303

Just an addendum. That video was doctored. Nemertean proboscis do not branch out and detach.

>> No.39927435
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>shit mon
m8 I will fite u

>> No.39927634
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I don't know about you gents, but if I had to ride a mount into battle I would like it to be a fully armed gigantic tyrannosaurus-Rex with rapid reload, point blank shot, rapid fire, and two weapon fighting with fifty natural attacks.

Barring that, I'd like a gigantic pangolin.

>> No.39927721

No, the fun's just getting started when your pet rock is taking Leadership as a feat.
>3.5e psions

>> No.39927918
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It looks more like a Malamute with the upright ears, honestly. They can get pretty bit.

>> No.39928005

Larger body means slower metabolism. Elephants have slower heartbeats and less energy requirement per volume compared to say a mouse.

Vultures also primarily glide. Large wings help to stay in air with minimal effort.

>> No.39928408

why would a Boar be evil? Chaotic, yes, but it's not evil.

>> No.39928739
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You all fucking disgust me.

>All these pleb tier animals.
>No one has yet chosen natures battle tank.
>The Honey Badger.

>> No.39928857

The vinegaroon is my new best friend.
Fuck centipedes.

>> No.39928934

>anything but evil
Boar are what nobles killed because dragons weren't real.

>> No.39928950

But anon, dragons aren't evil either.

>> No.39928970

It depends on the mythology. Boar have no such protection. Just cold hard science.

>> No.39929142

Science knows no evil nor good. And Dragons should not have been hunted to extinction by evil humans.

>> No.39929168

Science in general doesn't do evil or good, but biologists can detect if beings are good or evil.

Boars are always evil. This is a scientific fact.

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>> No.39929461
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>all these fucking pokemon
ROBOT BEAR is best animal comrade.

>> No.39929529

Nope looks more like an undersized ankylosaurus to me.

>> No.39929530
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Robo-Xenomorph beats your robot bear

>> No.39929610
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Can I pick a horse...a Thorse

>> No.39931036


>fastest animal in the world
>gravity is doing all the work

>> No.39931082


You can try to force Flygon into your team all you want but he'll always be a strictly worse Garchomp.

>> No.39931114


They're actually cats.

>> No.39932502
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H-holy shit, that's what Mouse looks like??

>> No.39932516

>>no armadillo girdled lizard
>It's like /tg/ has-
Oh thank fuck there it is.

>> No.39932555
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>gigantic pangolin.
Now we're getting somewhere.

>> No.39932600
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Fuck fuck no keep it away.
Honestly, even if I knew for sure it weren't going to tear my own balls off I can't imagine a mystic bond strong enough that everyone around me would also be remotely safe.

If you're into mindless beligerence, why not just get pic related?

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Tim the enchanter in goat form

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