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Post ur giggles m80

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>>39827559
BAZINGA

XKCD DOES IT AGAIN LOL

(User was awarded reddit gold for this post XD)

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>>39827536
nice /int/posting

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>>39832455
I love this chart. Love.

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>>39832678
Agreed, it's lovely.
I've used all three in a PARANOIA game

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favorite lel

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>>39832885
Kek.

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For your health

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>>39833967
this made me cringe to the fucking crab nebula.

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>>39833967
Dude... Can you even look at yourself in the mirror anymore?

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>>39833967
This is not your magical realm.

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>>39836552
>This is not your dad's magical realm
FTFY

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>>39832059
Glorious!

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>>39836461
2nd panel looks like jacknife

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>>39836599
Kek. Behold, science.

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>>39836845
Not brutal enough.

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>>39831323
That feel when Asurmen becomes Randy Orton.

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>>39836876
I think that army would create a new universe when the women give birth.

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>>39832110
I want to know if the mis-spelling of "loose cannon" was intentional. Top kek if it was.

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>>39831371
If this was a YLYL, I would have lost here.

>> No.39838657

>>39832033
Wait, if they're perpetual motion machines why do they need the blood as fuel?

>> No.39838680

>>39838657
They're perpetual motion BECAUSE of the blood fueling them.

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>>39838680
BUT THAT ISN'T WHAT PERPETUAL MOTION MEANS
If they were perpetual motion machines, they would continue moving without ever needing more fuel.

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>>39833967
I'd fucking move and change my name... Goddamn.

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>>39838868
Since such a thing is impossible, it is almost certain that perpetual motion simply means that the machines are always moving because of a constant unbroken supply of bloodfuel.

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>>39838939
Then they're just very well supplied engines, not perpetual motion machines.

That said, given the wonkiness of DF physics, they might be perpetual motion machines if they were left alone, but require more blood/fuel when you start extracting energy for other purposes.

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>>39838982
You have to admit though, "very well supplied bloodmachines" doesn't sound quite as cool as perpetual motion bloodmachines.

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>>39839085
You are correct.
And the image clearly wasn't serious, I'm just autistic.

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>>39832033
I need more dorf fort caps.

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>>39839510
oops, wrong pic

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what has been updated for dorf fort
kinda tempted to get back into it

i'll have FUN

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>>39831389
What is that from?

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>>39839646

It's that one french cartoon, Wakfu i believe.

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>>39839552
I MADE THAT!

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA this is awesome!

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>>39839895
Why did the dwarves die?

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>>39840042
It's dwarf fortress. Dwarves dying is not interesting.

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>>39840042

The biggest killer was making the beard. I had to construct a cast, then alternately flood it with magma and water.

Some dwarves were caught by magma during the filling, but it was minor compared ro the problems caused by having the magma and water both coming out of the mug alternately. Blockages would form from left over magma or water, then dwarf would have to go and remove it. Half the time the force unleashed by the removal tossed them into the cast or off the tower entirely. Combine those factors with DF's odd pathing and priorities system, and you get a lot of deaths.

After that there was the parts where I messed soemthing up and had to deconstruct sections. Dwarves are very bad at remembering not to deconstruct something that someone else is standing on. So removing a 10x10 floor could potentially kill quite a few dwarves.

And then there were the usual hazards in DF. Like monsters in the deep, items falling through dozens of floors and killing anyone in the way since momentum doesn't decrease, and tantrum spirals.

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>>39839085
The fuck? Well-supplied blood machine sounds fucking terrifying.

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By the way a Perpetual Motion Machine in DF is an actual thing. A waterwheel hooked up to a pump will generate more power than it uses.

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>>39840602

Sauce?

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>>39840866
Comics called Über, it was storytimed earlier today, you can still catch threads in the Archive.

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>>39832059

I think that's the plot of Crysis 2 or something.

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>>39833967
>the parents find this funny
>are not even as disturbed as the kid was
What the hell is going on in that house?

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>>39840602
>You are as evil as this many hitlers
Although, if they're dead, does that make them evil still? What's the half-life of evil?Yes, I'm aware they're not all actually Hitler.

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>>39841039

3

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>>39841039
>Jewish revenge for Holocaust.jpg

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>>39841115
There's no such thing as three.

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>>39833967
Wow

That, uh. Yeah. I'd probably just eat a shotgun shell after that.

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>>39841286
Oh god, I think I just took SAN damage from these. WHAT NUMBER DO I CALL? TELL ME YOU FUCKING POSTER!

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>>39841033
The most intense prank war of all time. Mom won this battle, but war, war never changes.

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>>39841464
You think this is bad? I don't have a screencap on me but there was a story of a guy who in his drunken stupor decided to actually act upon the idea that cat is fine too... it went as bad as you can image. Or perhaps a little worse.

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>>39836845
>not choosing the version with the calculations and chaos jokes

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>>39841733
>all those spelling errors
Gross.

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>>39838868
Silly anon, it's the goblin/cat orgy that is perpetual, the generator just converts it to a usable form.

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>>39837116
doubtful. I kept wondering why he would need 6 single eyeglasses until I realized he meant "manacles"

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>>39831997
im going to seem like a pleb, but source?
And is this the same comic as the one with the skull whos actually a good guy and calls them interlopers.

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>>39836750
should I get this?
is there a joke to it besides "I have a player thats a deviantart cringey marysue"?

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>>39842951
If I had to guess the joke is this super mary sue who likely suspects they will have this grand future doing face to face combat will instead be forced to be star fighter pilot where her powers are pointless in a division where she won't be able to gain respect and will likely be sent on suicide missions.

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>>39839895
SHOGGY IN A THREAD WITH ME.

Sweet.

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>>39839552
>penis

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>>39843000
>implying you can't use the force as a fighter pilot to do awesome maneuvers
>implying surviving multiple suicide missions isn't a great way to gain respect

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>>39843000
>wraith squadron
>flying starfighters

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>>39833967
Gotta wonder if it was a stepmom. 16 is a bit young to be having kids. It happens, but it's highly unlikely.

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>>39844153
well then somebody explain who the heck these guys are!

>>39833967
wearing a babydoll?
like, just the doll?

I mean, I can't really blame the guy for thinking she meant something raunchy if she was naked too.

Though I'm sort of wondering how you wear one of those. do you just like, string it around your neck as a necklace? hold it in front of you and feather dance?

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>>39844844
I don't think you know what a babydoll is, in this context.

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>>39844844
Anon....

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>>39844844
It's lingerie

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>>39831420
>toot

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>>39840238
new AGP when?

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>>39846857
>not going bard for clown
>can even still get the familiar

also
>never speaks
how about that Silent Spell penalty.

>> No.39847146

>>39838868
Perpetual motion machines in Dorf Fort work via a screwpump forcing water into a reservoir which then empties back into a lower reservoir, past a water wheel.

its recycling the same blood to power itself indefinitely, thusly its perpetual motion

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>>39844844
aren't you a bit young to be on 4chan?

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>>39847430
22 in june. just really virgin.
if anything, I'm a perfect fit.

>> No.39847667

>>39831323
I regret that I wasn't there when that thread was still active...

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>>39838868
>>39838680
>>39838657

Actualy in Dorf Fortress you can make perpetual motion machines, basically fill a channel with a liquid, then have a water wheel powered by the motion of water in the channel that in turn powers a pump that raises the liquid enough that it can then fall back into the channel to create motion that powers the waterwheel.

The problem then is that over time thirsty dwarves have a tendency to drink the blood out of the channel, requiring replenishment.

Fortunately the game is designed so that it will likely produce an excess of goblins or an excess of cats (or more likely both) and thus the perpetual motion machines can be refueled.

Also note that in that diagram the blood is mostly going into a resevoir designed to squirk high pressure blood on beseiging elves/humans/goblins, thus horrifying them into wiping themselves out as they try to run from your blood cannons.

>>39841571

Typical commoner mistake.

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>>39831415
The best thing the Assassinorum Execution Force is actually this in tabletop version.

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>>39842853
D&D Comic by IDW.

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>>39847820

Fell's Five, and yes, same one.

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>>39848660
Dungeons and Dragons is a different series than Fell's Five.

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>>39841571
give me a sec, I know that screencap

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>>39850302
>>39841571
found it
/k/ is full of madmen

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>>39850333
Is there a more clear version? Ice cream is not sushi Captcha

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>>39850557
I think not
what´s wrong with this one?
>>39850461
>strangle me!

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>>39850775
that hypocrite, if he recognized it so easily, then he must have fapped to it too.

It's like he's southern baptist or something...

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>>39850652
Too blurry on my phone.
>>39850775
Hey, it's Mark!

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>>39850823
>if he recognized it so easily, then he must have fapped to it too.
I've never fapped to Rustle, because I'm a firm believer in lolis being not for lewds, yet I'm pretty sure I would recognise the art style.

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>>39850893
Pity the rest of the doujin hardly delivered on this page of promise.

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>>39850940
there's no need to lie, anon. We're all friends here.

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>>39850952
>Doujin
What?

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CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!

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>>39851080
Is he okay?

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>>39851196
Every fucking time.

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>>39844646
It's not unlikely to have kids at that age, it's unlikely to have them and then still end up being married by 35.

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>>39851101
Don't think so. The guy did second worst thing possible staying there mid-way like that, his spine is probably fucked.

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>>39850892

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>>39851101
He died before they could get him out, I believe.

>> No.39851457

>>39850893

I just marathoned Markiplier's Let's Plays of Dead Space 1-3.

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>>39844844
This is a babydoll anon. It's a form of women's lingerie which has a wide variety of styles but almost universally consists of (a) Flimsy things and (b) See-through bits. It is the defacto high-class "fuck me" queen of sleepwear for women.

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>>39851457
I have to catch up on him and Jack.

>> No.39851734

>>39851163
What the FLYING FUCK? Is that reverse dominoes? Some kinda Popsicle spring trap? How was that done???

>> No.39851964

>>39850333
Chuckled uncomfortably but more feeling sensation of incredible disgust and slight anger.

>> No.39852032

>>39841039
What's the maximum life span of a holocaust survivor?

>> No.39852052

>>39851196
I know this is a joke, but I once ran a Space Station 13-inspired game for a single friend, completely unplanned and improvised.

It was the most fun and compelling roleplay experience I've ever had.

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>>39836552
Please, PLEASE, don't remind me.

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>>39833967
I would hope in the circumstances that Id at least have good sense enough to keep my clothes on until she came back and confirmed it even if I were to assume that was her intention.

This has to be about the guy's step mother right?

No, this story is frankly unbelievable who the fuck brings in monopoly for a late-night 2 player session if they want to stop being bored?

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>>39852032

We have yet to determine this.

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>>39851503
Christ, she's ugly. A shit ton of makeup, features that don't fit her face shape, a gaunt and flimsy body, and her lips look mangled and scarred.

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>>39852215
You're overreacting, she's not the most attractive woman I would personally agree but ugly is someone you would actively glance away from in the street.

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>>39852271
I would actively look away from this woman in the street. It's like she's a living resident of the uncanny valley. I know it can't just be me.

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>>39852289
it's not just you

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>>39852207
The longer I watch the funnier it gets

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>>39831474
I always felt things like that were a lesser evil kinda deal. You can deal with a monster that will destroy your city then every city in the world or you can deal with a monster that will destroy your city fighting off that other monster before going home and not destroying every other city in the world.

I do not actually know what movie that is in the gif but I used Godzilla as an example anyways since I remember people complaining about it.

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>>39852578
Works for Godzilla, not so much for Superman (the scene is from Man of Steel).

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>>39848048
>Ballerina Iacta Est

I think that's grammatically wrong - it should be Iacta Ballerina Est.

>>39850333
>UA trips
On the one hand, /tg/ is the most socially aware and experienced of all the boards.

On the other hand, we've largely become socialised through trial and error. Which occasionally leads to odd quirks in our conception of what is "normal".

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>>39850333

I'm more disturbed that he kept dodging the "did it die on your dick?" question.

Like, he's saying "oh I'm a criminal because I fucked a cat", when he really means "I'm a criminal because I fucked a cat to death and then phoned up my parents to brag and made an ER surgical team cut a dead cat off my dick."

Like, he found an entry below mere "cat fucking" on the horrible person feat table and then spent XP to buy it.

>> No.39852960

>>39852802

The original line was 'Alea iacta est'. So 'Ballerina iacta est' is an appropriate renditioning.

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>>39852650
I don't quite get this, are kobolds nowadays the No care for bodily harm kinda retard enemy, isn't that more of a goblin thing?
I thought they were the cowardly "oh look at all these snares that I made" kinda retard enemy.

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>>39832470
This game sounds really fun now!

>> No.39853438

>>39851102
I bought this game pretty much because of this screen shot. I regret nothing.

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>>39853522
Cloud Strife has really let himself go

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>>39853604
This is clearly from in between the end of VII and Advent Children.

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>>39850739
Well, that picture is getting burned.
Also, that would be an awesome magic item.

>> No.39854847

>>39853438
what game?

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>>39854847
Dragon Commander.

>>39853438
I absolutely hate the RTS portions, and adore the whole rest of the game. It's a real pickle.

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>>39854898
dem posterior dimensions

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>>39851337
Not how he died, though. The elevator was compressing his lungs, and he suffocated.
What a way to go.

>> No.39856204

>>39831562
I can't help but feel the guy that wrote this had read the section on xenos in the Guardsmans Primer and new exactly what he was doing.

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>>39831562
>not using stoprighttherecriminalscum.jpg

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>>39855067
>>39854898
high test as fuck

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>>39855925
I remember seeing this a long ass time ago, but never found source. Should I be disappointed or happy?

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>>39838708
I laughed far harder than I should have.

>> No.39857488

>>39856582
what is this from?

>> No.39857498

>>39852960
I thought Latin didn't care how the words in a simple clause were arranged.

>> No.39857554

>>39857488
Star vs The Forces of Evil

>> No.39857684

>>39852802
>I think that's grammatically wrong - it should be Iacta Ballerina Est.
Latin grammar is all about endings, not syntax.

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>>39857687
Khârn lives! He hungers for vengeance!

>> No.39858004

>>39850893
Am I the only one who thought "oh holy fuck why is her neck so god damn long"

>> No.39858037

>>39858004
it's not the first time she's been strangled

>> No.39858127

>>39858004
It's animated by shaft

>> No.39858158

>>39857764
Khârn lives in death!

>> No.39858549

>>39858158
Revenge is his!

>> No.39859747

>>39853604
That's just his Canadian cousin eh

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>> No.39860062

>>39840238
When not writefagging, Shoggy continues to be awesome by forging a giant dorf.

I can't wait for someone to build a giant human at the same scale.

>> No.39860582

>>39859994
Is that even skyrim at this point?

>> No.39860601

>>39860582
You can't tell unless you find skooma on the Khajiit's body

>> No.39860957

>>39859994
Uhh... What mods are on that game? For research purposes only.

>> No.39861173

>>39860957
Looks like CBBE and Bodyslide. I don't know the armor set.

>> No.39861296

>>39861173
CBBE?

>> No.39861318

>>39861296
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/2666/?

>> No.39862891

>>39860062

That preceded any writing on my part by several years. The time that I formerly allocated to DF now belongs to the text editor.

If I ever finish up the stories I'd like to return to DF though, I have another project I want to do...

>> No.39863363

>>39831562
>Holes or areas obscured by bubbling
>Finecast are counterfeit

>> No.39863518

>>39833967

>> No.39863998

>>39863518
I can't remember the name of the thing that was used to generate that sentence and it's really bugging me.

>> No.39864485

>>39833967

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>> No.39867613

>>39860582
It's /vg/ skyrim.
Those faggots don't even know that the games a series, they only bought it for the waifus.

>> No.39868046

>>39827559
... And infinitely intelligent, fwiw

>> No.39868157

>>39868046

I think that graph would suggest that it becomes infinitely stupid, not intelligent.

>> No.39868195

>>39859747
Claude?

>> No.39868220

>>39851369
>>39850892
I just read the billboard in that webm.
"Holster your weapon... at Gomorrah"

>> No.39868588

>>39832060
>Why, sometimes, I even hope that my purity seals will point the right way someday!
Fuck they got me

>> No.39868747

>>39863998
Looks like it's dead anyway: http://adage.com/article/creativity-news/snacklash-snickers-online-effort-brandjacked-a-familiar-face/135030/

>> No.39868877

>>39868747
>>39863998

>> No.39868916

>>39850893
God, that art style is so fucking hot, it's a shame there wasn't really any strangling, and the story was so boring.

>> No.39869307

>>39860582
>>39867613
The only thing that really makes that not-Skyrim is the body, hair and outfit, all of which are slightly fanservicey.
Compared to the mods a lot of people use, that might as well still be vanilla skyrim.

>> No.39869344

>>39869307
https://youtu.be/q6yHoSvrTss?t=200

>> No.39869573

>>39853604
If anything thats an improvement

>> No.39870638

>>39856791
Depends on your fetishes I guess. You can probably find it on e-hentai if you search by image

>> No.39870670

>>39856791
>>39870638
Wait the caption probably screws with that. Well you can browse there anyway.

>> No.39870714

>>39827587
Xkcd is garbage no matter where you're from.

>> No.39873724

>>39863998

>> No.39875035

>>39851056
Is this real? Please tell me it's real.

>> No.39875648

>>39832800
MORE PARANOIA!

>> No.39876160

>>39839609
Out of interest, what forum does it even go in? It doesn't seem very /tg/ to me.

>> No.39876184

>>39854342
Source?

>> No.39876208

>>39876160
Dorf Fort is 100% /tg/

>> No.39876368

>>39876160
>forum

Technically Dwarf Fortress would primarily be a /v/-related, but /tg/ loves the fuck out of the game and it's contributed a lot to general /tg/ culture. Pretty much no one objects to you talking about DF here except for the most pedantic of people.

>> No.39876730

>>39833967
>wanting to play monopoly
I don't believe it

>> No.39876757 [SPOILER] 

>>39827536

>> No.39877674

>>39831994
I've seen this one like 50 times and it still gives me a giggle

>> No.39877850

>>39876184
Crank 2. Watch both of them right now.

>> No.39877957

Not /tg/ but /k/ has oft been our brother in arms and reference for realistic gun rules.

>> No.39878005

>>39877957
I always have fun on /k/, even as the nogunz yuro I am

>> No.39878917

>>39832470
Right now Arma III is on sale for $30. I can either get that or Crusader Kings 2. Which should I get?

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