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>The princess was a dragon in disguise

what do?

>> No.39736640

>>39736619
If Skyrim taught me anything, it's dragon slaying time.

>> No.39736671
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39736671

>>39736619
..Her, of course!

>> No.39736687

>>39736671
That dragon is a liar.

>> No.39736692
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39736692

>>39736619
>The princess was a dragon in disguise
Again?

>> No.39736836
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39736836

>>39736692
Eh, I'd still hit it...

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>>39736619
Not unexpected, given what we know of the queen.

>> No.39738694

>The dragon was a princess in disguise.
Oops.

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39738734

>>39736619
>filename

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>> No.39738983

>>39736619
I write a shitty fapfiction for /tg/

Is that what you want?

>> No.39739525

>>39738983

Not OP but why not. Make it extra shitty if you can.

>> No.39739548
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39739548

>>39736619
...then why the fuck are we rescuing her? I mean, it? It's a giant fucking firebreathing fucking lizard, with enough magical power to compress itself into the body of a fucking teenage girl. It can get itself down from that goddamn tower. No way I'm risking my neck for this bullshit. Bloody royals and their bloody 'dark secrets', you tell me what I need to know when you give me the contract! Fucking...

I'm off to the pub.

>> No.39739888

>>39739548
It wants to experience being rescued from a tower. At the end, you do get paid.

>> No.39740189

>>39736619
Get back to your containment thread. Tower-Girls is there for a reason.
>>39723584

>> No.39740330

>>39736619
>He is a loose cannon Knight without a Lord
>She is a Dragon-Princess on the run from the current King of Dragons who usurped the throne

>Together, they travel the land delivering Justice and and foiling the Dragon King's evil schemes

>> No.39740407

>>39736687
No, it's a lizard. Their menstruation is completely different (if it even exists)

>> No.39740474

>>39736619
This gave me an idea.

>Princess kidnapped by dragon
>Dragon well known for being a clever shit
>Get to dragon
>Dragon throws its hands in the air and claims to be the princess, poly morphed by the dragon

not D&D, fuck that cheaty 'detect evil' bullshit.

>> No.39740482
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39740482

>>39739888
Ain't about the fucking pay.
I don't have time to play dress up for some autistic fucking dragon that "wants to know what humans feel like" when there are hundreds of people out there who genuinely need my help.

>> No.39740493
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39740493

>>39736619
I "Conquer" the dragon

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>>39736671

>> No.39740897

>>39740846
Which is strange. ND wants to be a lesbian.

>> No.39740956

>>39739888
>dragons transforming into princeses just for the experience of being kidnapped and rescued by adventure parties
this amuses me to no end.

>> No.39741486
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39741486

>>39736619
>>Dragon throws its hands in the air and claims to be the princess, poly morphed by the dragon
>not D&D, fuck that cheaty 'detect evil' bullshit.

If she look like that?
Nothing. I have no reason to slay her, and she's a bit too spiky in all the wrong place for me to want to bone her. If she's handing out quests, I'm always up for a little freelance mercenary work.

If she looks like Pic Related?
Seduce her. We will travel the length and breadth of Skyrim, FUS RO DAHing and hammering our foes. My magic and stealth will keep her alive, and her hammer and shield will keep me alive. The Empire will fall before us, and then we shall turn on the Stormcloaks. I will take the Jagged Crown - retrieved by MY hands, not his - from Ulfric Stormcloak's severed head, and we will declare ourselves High King and Queen of Skyrim. Those who oppose this claim will be dealt with old-school style, and my version of old-school style includes the fact that we slew Alduin the World-Eater, are the Headmasters of the Academy of Winterhold, leaders of the Companions of Jorvaskr ruiners of the Thieves' Guild and the destroyers of the Dark Brotherhood. Oh, and we're Thanes literally everywhere.

Then we shall forge an empire anew. One built in the old style, on the rivers of the blood of our enemies. Our exploits will be the things of legend; our exploits on the battlefield, in the dead of night, in the places arcane, in the bedchamber, at the throat of the world, in forests and mountains and plains and tundras. Vampires, the weak, imitation empire that has been a shambling corpse since the death of the last Septim, and the Thalmor alike, shall be crushed, driven before us, and we're gonna enjoy the lamentations of their women.

>> No.39741668
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39741668

>>39736619
She's always been a dragon. What's the problem?

>> No.39742253
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39742253

>>39741668
No problems whatsoever, pic related. I hope she knows how to use those feet, IYKWIM.

>> No.39742302

>>39741486
>scaly
>more fuckable than not-scaly

Furries and scalies still aren't considered acceptable here and you really should stop advertising your affiliation with this particular deviation. It's nothing but trouble for everyone.

>> No.39742484
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39742484

>>39742302
Monster girls will always be /tg/

>> No.39742519

>>39742302
>Furries and scalies still aren't considered acceptable here
Somebody apparently thinks he lives on some entirely different kind of board, I think. /tg/ INVENTED scalies.

>> No.39742532

>>39742302
She's curvy and looks so soft as to be indistinguishable from skin, whereas the OP image has FUCKING SPIKES in places that parts of your body you aren't going to want stabbed (IE, all of them,) are going to come into forceful contact with during any kind of energetic grappling.

I also would hit >>39741668 so hard that whomsoever pulled me out of it would be crowned the next King of England, so, you know... I'm flexible. Just so long as she is, too!

>> No.39742547

>>39740474
We go ask the Royal Household for questions only the princess would know the answer to.

Or you perform a 'petri dish' test with some illusion spells, to make them think you're stabbing them.

>> No.39742601

>>39742547
This is much more reasonable.

> Detect Evil on the Dragon and the Princess.
> Both are Evil.
>> Well fuck, what now?

Or
> Detect Evil on the Dragon and the Princess
> Neither are Evil
>> Well fuck, what now?

>> No.39742663

>>39742601
A: smite both
B: ask for the riddle that is sure to come.

>> No.39742801

>>39742484
Monstergirls aren't the same as furries/scalies. Learn the difference, it may just save your life one day.

>> No.39742845

>>39742663
I'm half fucking troll. And a barbarian to boot. Kill them, eat them, or fuck em. Or all three. I'm either getting paid or sitting on my ass. No steady jobs for an 8ft tall man with the face of a troll. Hard enough to find some poon in the big city. Too ugly for the whores. Might also be cause he doesn't bathe, ever.

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39743022

>>39736619

>Ask her if she still wants to get married.

>> No.39743307

Be annoyed since I probably won't get paid, bitch a lot, bitch more.

>> No.39744550
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39744550

>>39736619
>mfw I'm the princess
>mfw I'm not a ladydragon

>> No.39744591

>>39744550
wish I was a ladydragon
so i could get the dragon

>> No.39745167

>>39736671
>>39740493
>>39742253
>>39741486
>>39742484
>>39743022
i love this epic /tg/ meme

>> No.39745687

What i wanna know is where's the princess?

>> No.39745702 [SPOILER] 
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>>39745167
What meme?

Dragons are hot, bro.

>> No.39745854

>>39745167
im not sure you know what a meme is anon

saying being attracted to dragons is a meme is a massive stretch you might be able to say its a tendency of /tg/ but not a meme

>> No.39745859

>>39738983
yes please anon

>> No.39746344
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39746344

>>39739548
The guns will tear her to shreds if she tries to fly out. First you have to sabotage the air defence radars.

>> No.39748710

Uh sure. Let's go to the palace where your hoard is so you can get your tribute.
Now you're going home, alright?
You got to be careful with delusional kids or they'll hate you for a really long time and i can't be bothered by being black-listed by the future queen.

>> No.39748736

>>39736640
dragon laying time*

>> No.39749188

>>39746344

I'd like to have sex on top of one of those

>> No.39749223

>>39748736
No. Dragon punching, smashing with maces and hammers, slashing with axes and swords, and magic blasting time.

>> No.39749233

>>39749223
Well I guess everyone has their fetishes.

>> No.39749284
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39749284

>>39749233
Dragons are good for three things.
1: Souls. I need those to unlock words of power.
2: Experience points.
3: Unless they're like Odvaving, Parthanax, that dragon in the Soul Carain that you can summon with that shout.
That's all I need dragons for.

>> No.39749297

>>39749284
If Skyrim taught me anything it's that Skyrim fans have shit taste.

>> No.39749301

>>39749284
You forgot bones and scales.

But y'know, there are mods...

>> No.39749375

>>39736671
>mfw that artist
I want votefags to leave

>> No.39749385

>>39749297
That's your opinion.
>>39749301
Daedric armor. I haven't played in a while, is dragon or daedric the better choice?

>> No.39749419

>>39749385
Dragon is better, but heavier. Not that it matters if you get high enough armourer skill.

>> No.39749435

>>39749419
Enchantments and what you said do matter.

>> No.39749450

>>39749385
Dragon weapons heavier, stronger.
Dragon armor weaker, lighter.

Yeah. I know. You'll always want the weapons though really. A couple points here or there of encumbrance don't mean shit.
Dragonscale trumps glass easy, so it's just plain best for light armor. And looks damn fine too. Love the stuff.

Mostly though at the point where you're picking between daedric and dragonbone. you can pick what you think looks best. I generally go dragonbone because it doesn't look unambiguously evil.

>> No.39749452

>>39749385
Depends on whether or not you want to look like a massive edgelord.

>> No.39749488

>>39749450
>>39749452
So it's a personal choice. I guess I would have to play the game again and get to that point. I would if my PS3 wasn't messed up right now, and my computer is not in the best of states.

>> No.39749508

>>39749375
Fucking votefags
This is a Monarchy and proud of it!
Long Live the Dragon Princess!

>> No.39749551

>>39749508
Kek

Vorefags still need to leave

>> No.39749574

Is she disguised as a princess or a dragon princess disguised as a human?

>> No.39749625

>>39749452
>not covering your low weight waifu in daedric armour for that obviously female shape
>not being an edgesexual

>> No.39749663

>>39749551
Nice freudian spell correction.

>> No.39750104

>>39749663
That's what I meant to type originally

>> No.39750810

>>39749375
...which artist?

>> No.39750965

I charge her.
With my horse.
In the court.
MY FUCKING CLASS HAS A BONUS AGAINST DRAGON AND I'M GOIGN TO USE IT.
YOUR FAGGOT FETISH WON'T STOP ME.
+4 TO HIT HERE I COME!

>> No.39750979

>>39749284
>playing tesv
why

>> No.39751029 [SPOILER] 
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>tfw found new artist

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39751046

>>39750965
>I charge her.
>With my horse.
>In the court.
The first thing I thought of was basketball
Holy shit someone draw a knight mounted on his noble steed dunking on a dragon or something

>> No.39751054

>>39749385
>not wearing all ebony, all the time
Get a load of this fucking pleb.

>> No.39751084

>Bear witness to your new monarch. The Red Princess is two conjoined twins, identifying as a single being, with gills and webbed limbs. Her body is covered by a network of interlaced vines that extend out from inside her throat. By her crown she was sworn to topple the gods. The monarch can only be permanently killed by striking the left heel or palm. Her sovereignty is made evident with her sword, a blade of rainbows which cuts to the limit of the eye, and she is comes riding an enormous stag with gem-studded antlers.

>> No.39751185

>>39751046
>And lo, did Sir Barkley verily doth put the slam upon the dragon, and welcomed that beast hearby unto the jam.

>> No.39751210

>>39751185
>attempting to dunk on a creature that can fly over mountains

>> No.39751227

>>39751210
He has a bonus against dragons, fool

>> No.39751247

>>39751210
>implying a mere dragon can escape the chaos dunk

>> No.39751256

>>39751210
>not having +100 slam vs dragons
>being this much of a pleb
get on my level

>> No.39751263

>>39751210
>dragon moves to block your dunk
>reveal the second b-ball in your other hand

>> No.39751293

>>39751247
Goddammit, now I keep imagining a Basketball Wizard's list of spells.
>Chaos dunk
>ally oop (temporary flight bonus to one party member)
>Travelling

>> No.39751318
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>>39750965
I charge her.
With my horse.
In the court.
OF LAW!
MY AWAKENED HORSE HAS LEGAL QUALIFICATIONS AND HE'LL REPRESENT ME IN LAWSUIT FOR BURNING MY HOUSE DOWN!
MY DRAGON FETISH WON'T STOP ME.
Unless, well actually it probably will.

>> No.39751360

>>39751293
>no dribbling
that's the real B-Ball wizardry right there

>> No.39751453
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39751453

>>39751318
I charge her.
With jump leads.
It's the only way we can break the forcefield and escape the tower, cap'n.
She's doing what she can, but a dragon can only generate so much power.

>> No.39751463

>>39751453
>just hook the leads up to my junk, Scotty

>> No.39751481

>>39751453
>>39751463
>Kirk uses his desire to bang pretty much everything to 'turbocharge' the dragon

>> No.39751493

>>39751481
>and that leads us back to "and tehn they fugged :DDDDDD" for dealing with dragons

>> No.39751505

>>39736619
Happened sorta.
Halfdragon turned out to be crypto-royalty-scion.
We'll see if there's a birthright we can claim.

>> No.39751651

>>39751247
Ahhh, taking a vacation from Space Station 13, Freeman?

>> No.39751671

Hot Rape

>> No.39751714

>>39750979
Because I like it.
>>39751054
Druager Death Overlords. That is all.

>> No.39751741

>>39751210
+4 to hit vs dragons motherfucker

>> No.39751796

>>39736619
Then why the fuck didn't she save herself?

Tell you what, i don't care. I was promised money for saving her, she's saved, now gimme my money

>> No.39751799

>>39751714
Overlords ain't shit, you giant pussy. Now lions, those are scary.

>> No.39751817

>>39751799
Dragon Priests. And I don't recall lions being in the game.

>> No.39751924

>>39736619

Well this depends massively on the conditions of how you found her. Namely:

A) Were you sent on this quest by a royal family member?

B) Was there an actual dragon there BESIDES this one?

C) If B is true, then has the non-Princess dragon been slain?

Because if A, you're looking at the possibility of a royal family that just happens to be a dragon - which depending on the allignment/races bullshit in your universe, could be absolutely fine. For that matter, she could be -adopted- because hell, having a dragon as a kid can be goddamn useful if you do it right.

B basically determines the possibilities of: (No other dragon) might she have been running off on her own accord, (another dragon) this could have been a friend, enemy, or even a lover of her's.

If C is true, and B is true... well you have some possibilities that might be a problem.

>> No.39751955

>>39751799
Overlords get some crazy overpowered bows though. Fuck those shits.
That said, running up to them and twatting them over the head with a good sword in one hand and a damn good restoration spell in the other works for me.

>> No.39751983

What would you do if you had to rescue the dragon princess from the mighty acid breathing barbarian man?

>> No.39752129

>>39751983
Give him an antacid and some breath mints and be on our merry way.

>> No.39752420

>>39749551
You're the first to mention vore here

>> No.39752477

>>39749574
Neither, full on dragoness that happens to be a princess
She almost certainly could burn, tear, and/or magic her way out but that's just not how it's done

>> No.39752747

>>39751955
Don't forget their shouts. It's so much fun to Fus Ro Dah people, but when it's on you?

>> No.39752770
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39752770

Our current quest is a rescue the princess plot.
Our parties Assassin was sent to find and kill the traitors responsible for the murder of her kingdom's princess, along the way she met us and we've been helping her.
After finding one of those responsible it was revealed that the murder was staged so the princess could 'flee' the kingdom so now we are off to rescue her and kill the rest of those involved in the kidnapping.
The Assassin doesn't talk about her kingdom much other then it's far to the east and the name translates into 'The Immortal Dragon Flower Empire'.

-

On finding the Princess is actually a dragon in disguise, we all stop and turn to the Assassin and demand she actually explain to us what does 'Dragon' actually mean in the kingdom's name.

Then I suppose we let the Assassin have some privacy with her Princess and then we likely become impromptu deputy royal guards.

The Princesss' name is even Kiyohime. None of us will be surprised if this is what the DM is going to pull

>> No.39753276

>>39736619
>dragon was an easy fight, but princess is already dead
>tell dragon we can either kill it, or disguise it as the princess and take it back with us
>collect reward and run before the king realizes it's not his daughter

>> No.39754739

>>39736619
her anyways

Why would I do anything different?

>> No.39755797

>>39752420
But he's totally not projecting, guys!!!

>> No.39756785

>>39745702
>implying all dragons breathe fire or use fire-based attacks

>> No.39756880
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>>39745702

>> No.39756881

Like a cuckoo, dragon replacing the children of royalty with its own so they grow up in the lap of luxury

>> No.39757194

>>39756881
Like a cuckoo, dragons jumping out of clocks to tell you what time it is

>> No.39758276

>>39739888
>It wants to experience being rescued from a tower. At the end, you do get laid.
FTFY

>> No.39759050

>>39758276
The important questions are He or She and glorious dragon form or boring human form?

>> No.39759066

>>39756880
Jesus christ its multi-layered

>> No.39759494

>>39756880
Not this time, Carlos.

>> No.39759797

>>39750810
Beuwen

>> No.39759837

>>39752420
>>39755797
>Implying he's projecting
Literally all that artist does is pregnancy and vorefaggotry, it's an astute observation

>> No.39760499

>>39759050
both

>> No.39761793

>>39759837
half sounds good

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