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>A crazed vagrant offers to dull your blade

>> No.39371886

>>39371854
No thanks, I prefer my blade sharp and if you press the issue, I'll kill you as is my stand my ground right.

>> No.39371926

>>39371854
No thanks. I already masturbated.

>> No.39372031

>>39371854
Thank you good sir, these things are very dangerous in their current state.

>> No.39372036

>>39371854
Go ahead, sir. The cutting power comes not from a keen edge, but from its sheer mass propelled by two strong arms. Its edge is more akin to a splitting maul than a razor.

>> No.39372082

>>39371854
I hand him my hammer, see how he manages.

>> No.39372099

to dull my blade would be to dull my spirit old man, I will cut you as I cut everything that stands in my way!

>All these plebs not being soul blades

>> No.39372130

>>39372082
>he dulls the edges of the hammer to the point that both sides are cones, turning into more of a warpick

>> No.39372149

>>39371854
Fine.
Whatever I hate this land anyway.
Last four dungeons we've gone into had hobgoblins try to seduce us as a last resort.

Just fucking dull it, all the evil creatures in this world are retarded anyway.

>> No.39372171

>>39371854
I don't have a blade.
>not playing as a female character

>> No.39372179

>>39371854
I take him up on his offer, and run him through repeatedly.

>> No.39372188

>>39371854
I hand him a perfect sphere

>> No.39372265

>>39372188
He stabs you and takes your coin purse.

>> No.39372282

>>39371854
I hand him a piece of metal with his place in the universe sketched upon it, causing an existentialist crisis.

>> No.39372286

>>39371854
Thanks man, I was trying to get out of the hero game anyway. This will really help keep me motivated!

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39372351

>a vagrant blade offers to craze your dullness

>> No.39372387

>>39372351
>A vagrant dullness crazed offers your blade

>> No.39372455
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39372455

>a dull blade offers to craze your vagrant

>> No.39372567

>A hero offers to dull the vagrant's crazed blade.

>> No.39372625

>>39372455
>Every time you Justice, blade get

>> No.39372894

A blade is dulled through its use. I grant this vagrant's desire to die like a warrior than by time.

>> No.39375163

>>39371854
I hand him my quarter staff.

>> No.39375339

>>39371854
>Unknown Armies
Let him because this has a great chance to lead to power of some sort.

>> No.39378415

>>39371854
lewd.

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39378640

>>39372130
> mfw

>> No.39378783

>>39371854
Implying anyone could dull the blade that has been folder over 1,000 times.

>> No.39378790
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39378790

>>39371854
I had a Call of Cthulhu game that started with this shit. It was about the only effective horror game I ever managed to run, and that's because literally everyone but one person was in on it.

>> No.39378797

>>39371854
Teach me your ways oh wise one!

>> No.39378800

>>39371886
>will kill people, that are annoying him
ow the edge

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>>39378800
>ow the edge
Precisely.

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39378898

>>39378806
I guess you could say he wasn't very sharp.

>> No.39379237

>>39371854
>A crazed vagrant offers to dull your blade

I hand him my quarterstaff and 200 gold pieces. This fellow clearly knows what he's talking about.

>> No.39379262

>>39372455
A dull vagrant crazes your offer blade

>> No.39379295

>>39371854
Only if I can sharpen his.

>> No.39379595

>>39371854
Sucks to be him. I'm using a quarterstaff.

>> No.39379614

>>39371854
I hand him my gun.

>> No.39379647

>>39371854
Clearly this stranger is a messenger of my god. This is a message that i must turn away from my violent ways. I let him dull my blade and thank him profusely. No more creatures shall die by my blade.

>> No.39382351

>>39378898
In that case, he should hone his skills.

>> No.39382372
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39382372

>>39379647
And thus began the tale of the only swordsman ever to use the mordschlag as plan A.

>> No.39382517

Away with you, beggar.

>> No.39382975
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39382975

>>39371854
I pop it out of the sheathe and hand him this.

Lets see the fucker dull this.

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39383035

>>39372149
Did it work?

>> No.39383062

>>39372265
This made me smile. Thank you

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