Quantcast
[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / g / ic / jp / lit / sci / tg / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports / report a bug ] [ 4plebs / archived.moe / rbt ]

Due to resource constraints, /g/ and /tg/ will no longer be archived or available. Other archivers continue to archive these boards.Become a Patron!

/tg/ - Traditional Games


View post   

[ Toggle deleted replies ]
[ERROR] No.39342720 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

"IT WAS ME CLAIR." The hulking beast of a man proclaims with the dumbest grin you've ever seen on his face. "IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, I'VE BEEN PRETENDING TO BE AN OLD MAN FOR A MONTH, CLAIR."

This man, he's completely insane!
You are Jack Albator, former groom, now married man. The thing that just married you ripped off his face to reveal his true form! Which is that of a fuzzy-eared behemoth who is built like a galleon and has arms like a pair of cannons. He stands almost twice the height that you do, and his sneer seems to be made for a face that's even larger than his.
Oh, and he was pretending to be an old man for a month to interrupt a wedding that Clair planned only a day or so ago..? You're not sure if that makes him a strategical genius or if it means he's absolutely crazy.
Either ways, it does not bode well if you're thinking of fighting him.

"Gilles! It's not what you think!"
"I THINK IT IS CLAIR, YOU NEVER BELIEVED IN MY FATHER SINCE DAY ONE AND TRYING TO MARRY THE PRINCSES SHOWS THAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN HIS VISION, CLAIR."

Cody draws his pistol and takes aim at the mountain of muscle.
Clair looks over in the general direction of everyone gathered.
"Take the princess! Run!"

With that, the lumbering hulk rips off his shirt.
"OOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEAH"

>Listen to Clair, take the girls and get out of there!
>Get someone else to take the girls, you've got this.
>Get everyone out of here! Leave the heroes behind to fight this guy!
>Nope, everyone out, you too Clair. Mission failed. Time to Abort.
>Other?

>> No.39342740

>>39342720
>Get someone else to take the girls, you've got this.

>> No.39342747

Archive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=dog%20days%20quest
Twitter:https://twitter.com/Announcer_QM

>> No.39342782

>>39342720

>Get someone else to take the girls, you've got this.
>Attempt to think of just what could cause someone to do this.

>> No.39342837

>>39342720
>>Nope, everyone out, you too Clair. Mission failed. Time to Abort.

>> No.39342941

>>39342720
>Get someone else to take the girls, you've got this.

>> No.39342972

>>39342720
>Other?
take a swing and BRAWL

nice to see you that soon, announcer, when you said "soon" i expected "a few hours later"

>> No.39342975

>>39342720
>Nope, everyone out, you too Clair. Mission failed. Time to Abort.
All aboard the Albator Express, AKA Jacks shoulders.

>> No.39343019

>>39342720
>With that, the lumbering hulk rips off his shirt.
>"OOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEAH"
This man is completely insane. I hope we can befriend him after we kick his ass and dethrone his king.

>> No.39343059

>>39343019
Doubtful this guy would go against his dad, whom I bet is a grizzly of a man himself.

>> No.39343168

Rolled 71, 100, 92, 99, 9, 57 = 428 (6d100)

>Have someone else get everyone out of here, you got this.

Writing!
Hey Roll a 1d100, best of three, also reply to this post with who you think should stay and help (not best of three for that one).

>> No.39343237

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>39343168

Dice

>> No.39343239

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>39343168
Sweet mother of fluffy tails, I pity whoever got that nine.
and I bet 10 bucks one of the 90+ rolls os Yuuki's.

And yes,
>Yuuki.

>> No.39343295

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>39343168
>dat 100, 92, 99
Damn. I hope those were friends dice.

I say our berzerker Loli should help. I wanna see her fight and her big weapon should help.

>> No.39343315

>>39343237
...Go walk the plank

>> No.39343328

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>39343237
Oh dear.

>> No.39343392

>>39343237
Jinkies.
>>39343239
Ah ha, heh heh.

>>39343168
In order from first to last:
Cody, Yuuki, Louise, Kayda, Atsuko, GILLES

nat 100 was for Yuuki
Maybe your roll isn't that important after all

>> No.39343409

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>39343237
Dare I say it?
No Dice.

>> No.39343444

>>39343392
Also:

>Yuuki, and Louise help
>Cody, Atsuko, Princess and her hero get everyone evacuated

If that sounds good, writing continues!

>> No.39343477

Oh god I am so glad I caught this. I need to see how this plays out

>> No.39343499

>>39343392
>Atsuko was the nine
Looks like she's as skilled as Aligot

>> No.39343770

Just one question: Can't captains wed people if they're on their ship ?


Because if they can, it's going to be awkward for bearmaid

>> No.39343840

>>39343770
I saw that done in Pirates of the Caribbean 3, but I'm not sure if it's a real thing or not.

>> No.39344118

>>39343840

Apparently, they can do that in Japan.

QM, what's your verdict?

>> No.39344182

>>39343237

FUUUU--

>>39343770
>>39343840
>>39344118

I'm honestly curious about this.

>> No.39344564

OP is dead?

>> No.39344576

"Aye got this guy!" You clench your teeth into a smile, "Everyone else, make yerselves scarce!"
Cody looks over and nods, he grabs Clair's hand as he rougly turns and runs toward the exit. You can feel Tuile try to stay wtih you. She wraps her hand around yours and starts to glow with a faint light.
"Lass." You whisper over to her, "Aye appreciate ye want to stand by me, but ye can help by getting everyone someplace safe."
"But-"
"No buts, Tuile. It's your job to lead, it's my job to protect." Your hand unwraps from hers. "Make sure everyone gets out in one piece."
Tuile audibly sighs, mumbling something about being hardheaded.
That's fine with you, you're good with hardheaded.
Tuile turns a5round just in time to watch Atsuko leap from her seat to fight and immediately trip over her dress and land on her face. Keiko slowly helps her up as Tuile practically lifts both of them up and starts leading the crowd toward the front door.
Tuile leads everyone to the front of the Chapel was Cody stands guard between the big man and them. Gilles continues to crack his knuckles as he reviews who his opponents are going to be. Louise manages to squeeze through the crowd and back toward the front with her big axe in tow. You aren't complaining about having that little extra help.

"Heh, good job Las-"
"RAAAARGGHHH"

Within an instant, the big guy rushes forward and wraps his arms around your waist! He spins around in several circles before throwing you head-first through the wooden altar at the front of the chapel!
"IT'S NOT ENOUGH MISTER JACK. IT'S NOT ENOUGH BECAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE."
He stomps over to the ruined altar and picks you up. "I'VE SEEN RICHES AND POWER THAT COULD BUY YOUR COUNTRY TEN TIMES OVER, MISTER JACK. MY KINGDOM OWNS TREASURE THAT WOULD MAKE EVERY KING IN THIS WORLD SHIT THEMSELVES TO DEATH. YOU WANT TO SEE A REAL HERO MISTER JACK? TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SUPERHERO AND KNOW WHO THE REAL BAD BOY IS, MISTER JACK."

>Cont.

>> No.39344603

>>39343840
>but I'm not sure if it's a real thing or not.
They can but only in iternational waters. If you're near shore, you're expected to get proper priest.

>> No.39344613

>captain weddings

Huh, that's interesting. I guess Jack will have to find an airship to be a captain of that he really owns, won't he?

>> No.39344670

>>39344576
"Shimmering!"
"EEHH?"
"ICEWIND!"

Yuuki's blade slices through the air and seemingly misses Gilles as he hops backwards to avoid it. Except that was a trap! Gilles hops backwards directly onto an ice-slick sheet laid down on the floor that extends outward and grabs onto his legs!
He punches and swings at Yuuki as she tries to move in for another hit, her blade shimmers with a glowing blue aura that bites at his fists, slowly building a layer of ice on his knuckles!

>Your turn!
>Maybe I'm not needed here after all
>Ranged battle!
>Other?

>> No.39344702

Okay, now I drive home. AFK about an hour or two.

This captcha is really pissing me off because it's the picture one and it DOESN'T LOAD HALF OF THE TIME.

>> No.39344706

>>39344670

Ranged battle? With what? We left our gear behind.

>Your turn!

>> No.39344711

>>39344603

It's actually not true in many coutries. Most captains can't perform weddings (though some countries have captains be ammong the persons who can get the proper license). Japan authorises it in their water, though.

>> No.39344717

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>39344670
>Ranged battle!

>> No.39344728

>>39344670
>>Other?
>Look around and go were you're the most needed.

>> No.39344739

>>39344670
>Ranged battle!
Provide fire+water support

>> No.39344748

>>39344670
>Ranged battle!

>> No.39344752

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>39344576
>"IT'S NOT ENOUGH MISTER JACK. IT'S NOT ENOUGH BECAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE."
Oh, I believe I'm kicking your ass, you unbearable sack of fur.

>>39344670
>Your turn!
What's the DC to use that fancy Barrier Magic Martial Arts thing? I'm rolling for it anyway.

>> No.39344815

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>> No.39345979

This is totally not a bump. Nope, not at all.

>> No.39346020

>>39344670
>Your turn!

>> No.39347703

>>39344706
You voted to bring your weapons, so you did. They're just hidden on your belt.

>Ranged Battle!
>61! not bad for a barrier magic roll

Writing!
Again sorry my drive to and from work is so long. I don't like having two-hour long lulls in the thread.

>> No.39347792

>>39347703

Huh. Must've misread the previous threads, or just badly glanced over them.

>> No.39348231

Rolled 86, 36, 43 = 165 (3d100)

Ignore this

>> No.39348319

>>39348231
I'm wagering Yuuki then Louise then Lumberjack

>> No.39348346

>>39348319
nahh cody man

>> No.39348504

>>39348231

>Ignore this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp_tdLizEdo

>> No.39348872

He throws another punch straight at Yuuki, but she deflects it effortlessly and instead focuses more on striking at his open spots.
Unfortunately, he doesn't leave many open spots to strike at. More and more ice builds up on his fists as he punches.

"OH MAN, THIS IS THE BEST I'VE EVER FELT IN MY LIFE."

You notice Yuuki beginning to falter in her pressure, even thought it's been hugely successful thus far.
"Yuuki!" Cody rushes back to the fight. "Stand back!"

You take that as your cue to take out your revolver and unload all six shots right into the beast.
Every blue and yellow bolt flies into the snow-covered fur on his chest, Cody's shots quickly catching up to yours.

He, on the other hand, places his hands on his hips and...
Takes it?
He takes every bullet straight to his chest. Stupid smile never leaving his face.
"YOU KNOW MY MA' ALWAYS TAUGHT ME THAT I FIND SOMETHING LOST-"

He flexes his chest and abdomen, the muscles making a disturbing motion across the length of his body. Slowly, You start to see blue and red bolts protrude from the surface of his skin.
"-I SHOULD PUT IT BACK WHERE I FOUND IT."

With a grasp of his hand, he grabs all of the bolts stuck to his chest and piles them up into a big, glowing ball. Something that I had no idea you could do before now.
His hand curls into a mighty toss, he flings it right at Yuuki.

Quickly stepping in front of her, you remember your barrier magic training.
Deeply, you breathe, feeling the sense of atmosphere flow through you. With a wave of your hand-
POW

The ball harmlessly deflects off a golden aura that had coated the length of your forearm.

Gilles, on the other hand, has been using this break in melee to slowly work at his legs. Little by little, he pries them away from the ice.

>Second round

>Straight-up attack?
>Maybe a magic combo?
>More ranged! Overwhelm him with it!
>Hey that barrier magic is pretty good.
>Other?

>> No.39348986

>>39348872
>Hey that barrier magic is pretty good.

>> No.39348990

>You used Barrier Magic in combat for the first time
>Every time you elect to use it, you forgo having to roll in favor of Barrier Magic's natural strength!
>Barrier Magic' strength is directly proportional to how frequently you elect to train it.

>But you can only use it with defensive actions

>> No.39349037

>>39348872
>Straight-up attack?

>> No.39349053

>>39348872
>>Straight-up attack?

i want jack to go full terror of the sea when he wins

>> No.39349138

>>39348872
>Maybe a magic combo?
Jack's Water + Yukki Ice = Bear on Ice

>> No.39349288

>>39348872
>"YOU KNOW MY MA' ALWAYS TAUGHT ME THAT I FIND SOMETHING LOST-"

>He flexes his chest and abdomen, the muscles making a disturbing motion across the length of his body. Slowly, You start to see blue and red bolts protrude from the surface of his skin.
>"-I SHOULD PUT IT BACK WHERE I FOUND IT."
Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. What's this guy made of, pure Crazy?

>Maybe a magic combo?

>>39348990
I'm getting flashbacks to DMC4's Royal Guard style.

>> No.39349331

>>39348872
>>Maybe a magic combo?
Teamwork a best work.

>> No.39349408

Rolled 80, 49, 87, 72 = 288 (4d100)

>Magic combo

Writing!

Hey Roll me a 1d100, best of three

Oh for the love of fuck FUCK OFF PICTURE CAPTCHAS YOU BARELY EVER LOAD FOR ME.

>> No.39349449

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>39349408

>> No.39349520

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>39349408
why to these pictures captchas always have to do with food, is that a complot or something?

>> No.39349531

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>39349408
Rolling

>>39349449
Just... Fuck you

>> No.39349541

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>39349408

>> No.39349546

>>39349449
Okay.
How.
How even.
How are you even.

>> No.39349578

>>39349449
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.39349584

>>39349546
I feel Jack is just going to go drink away his shame alone once this is over. I just... Twice. Twice now. In one thread.

>> No.39349618

>>39349546
it always takes me a while to realise this loli is holding a blanket and not someone's crotch

>> No.39349651

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>39349408
Rolling for ultra combos.

>>39349449
What is this, I don't even.

>> No.39349778

>>39349449
i leave to go get food and you do this

your done rolling for the night

>> No.39349783

>>39349618
..

I had never viewed it that way until you mentioned something about it.

>> No.39350401

>>39349541

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC8Jdlj4VJk

ULTRAAAA COMBOOOO----

Unless that 1 counts as a combo breaker.

>> No.39350456

"YUUKI!" You shield Yuuki as you hop backwards to be next to Cody.

That's when you notice Louise holding her big axe, trying to decide what to do next.
"Louise! Remember that little shiny thing Fritelli gave you? It's time to use it, right now!" Cody barks as he takes out a tiny emblem of his own.
It looks like he's going to try and combine his attack with Louise's, truth be told you can't remember what element she got.

Which leaves you and Yuuki to combine attacks, she's already started charging up another bout of blue energy to re-freeze the mighty mammoth.
You feel a slight sense of worry when you realize that he already broke one of his feet out of the icy cuffs.

"Yuuki! I'll throw water, you freeze it!"
"Aye aye!"

Concentrating on the shine your emblem emits, you think about the rolling blue oceans, the mighty waves that follow a storm, the feeling of water building-
"RAAAAAAAAARRGGGH"
"Eh?! EH!?"

His fist, which you didn't realize before but it's about the size of your head, grabs your collar and squeezes it around your neck.
"I COULDN'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE PLAN MISTER JACK. YOU'RE STILL THE BOTTOM BITCH OF SOME BACKWARD COUNTRY'S ROYALTY. SHE PROBABLY KEEPS YOU IN CHAINS WITH A BALL GAG."

"Uhh, Jack!?" Yuuki hesitates.

Cody and Louise don't seem to notice or care, in fact you're pretty certain that Gilles grabbing you has made Louise's attack stronger.
A green wisp of wind, quickly followed by a yellow bolt of lightning, twist together to create a miasma of stormy air that wrap around both you and Gilles. The wind bites, while the lightning stabs.

"YAAARGGHHH" You can feel your nice new suit start to rip and tear to pieces.

"YAAAHAHAHAHAHA" Gilles laughs, he flexes his pecs as wind and lightning dance across the various hairs that adorn his chest.

>You're in trouble! How do you get out of it?
>T-try a kick?!
>Barrier magic, Now!
>TRY THE GUN AGAIN, I'M CLOSER THIS TIME
>SWORD SWORD SWORD SWORD
>Other?

>> No.39350507

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>39350456
>TRY THE GUN AGAIN, I'M CLOSER THIS TIME
stick it in his mouth
and fire before he bites it off

>> No.39350574

>>39350456
>TRY THE GUN AGAIN, I'M CLOSER THIS TIME
T-thanks Cody and Louise

>> No.39350587

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>39350456
>TRY THE GUN AGAIN, I'M CLOSER THIS TIME
EAT THIS!

>> No.39350664

>>39350456
>>TRY THE GUN AGAIN, I'M CLOSER THIS TIME
In his laughing mouth.

>> No.39350686

Rolled 22, 66 = 88 (2d100)

>>39350507
>>39350587
You two are right. I SHOULD have asked for a roll with that post.

I'll count those two toward the roll I should have asked for. Anyone want to give one more?

>> No.39350702

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>39350686
HereWeGo

>> No.39350741

>81

Great!

>Writing last post of the night!

>> No.39350749

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>39350686

>> No.39350766

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>39350686

>> No.39350769

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>39350686

>> No.39350887

>>39350766
>mfw I roll a nat1 and then this one round later.

>> No.39351021

>>39350887
Don't go jinxing it now

>> No.39351104

>>39350887
That wasn't you though.

>> No.39351213

when we beat this ass can we just keep hitting him when he's down to make him remember that we are a Pirate and should not be taken lightly

>> No.39351429

>>39351213
>when we beat this ass can we just keep hitting him when he's down
Yeah, well...
>>39350456
>"YAAAHAHAHAHAHA" Gilles laughs, he flexes his pecs as wind and lightning dance across the various hairs that adorn his chest.
See this shit?
This is the kind of bullshit that justifies atomizing and crushing in a black hole.
My suggestion is that we freeze him completely and have our Lil' Berserker crush him until he's in a thousand tiny pieces.

>> No.39351499

>>39351429
Won't he still just end up as a fluff ball no matter what we do so long as we are within the barrier?

>> No.39351525

"JACK YOU DONT KNOW, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW THE TRUE POWER A HERO SHOULD HAVE. BUT I KNOW, I'VE MET A TRUE HERO JACK."

Yuuki continues to hesitate, as does Cody.
Louise throws another bolt of lightning right across the both of you without even thinking twice about it.
Brat.

"I MET A TRUE HERO JACK, AND NOW I BELIEVE."
He doesn't know it yet, but he's left himself open to one very specific and difficult to hit opening.
Yes, very few people expect to ever be hit here.

No, not his balls, though the idea did come to your mind at least once. You're convinced that hitting them there would be exactly what he wants, and you're not ready to live with that knowledge.

"DONT F-MMPH"

With a quick movement of your wrist, you shove your entire pistol right into his mouth! Quickly, you pull a trigger.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMFFPPHH-"

- -

You couldn't believe one man could vomit so much.
He's still on all fours dry-heaving into the carpeting. Yuuki has frozen his hands and knees to prevent him from having a second wind.

"So dear leader." Cody says, trying to wipe off the bile from your formerly new suit. "What's the plan now?"
"There is no plan, Cody." You sigh, "This whole thing was a waste. Time to cut our losses and just-"
"Hey, who's that?"

Another, much older man, is now standing over Gilles. He wears a cape with a hefty head of facial hair to match.
On his face, is a frown.

"Welcome to Konditorei, heroes from another land. I'm sorry you had to be welcomed to our fair kingdom by my son. He's a disappointment, you see."
"I.. STILL BELIEVE."
"Hush, you."

>Thread End.

>Next thread vote!

>Time to run!
>Talk to this guy, he doesn't seem QUITE as crazy
>Other?

>> No.39351567

>>39351525
brake the new guys jaw with a punch

>> No.39351583

>>39351525
>Talk to this guy, he doesn't seem QUITE as crazy

>> No.39351585

>>39351525
>Other?
a new opponent? KEEP FIGHTING

>> No.39351586

Thanks everyone for the thread!
I wish these threads were longer though, maybe I should start in the MORNING here so I can run all day? Not like I do anything else at work anyway besides my job.

Thanks to everyone who participated, let me know what you thought of it.

>> No.39351624

>>39351525
>>Other?
Punch him in the throat and run away.

>> No.39351627

>>39351586
thanks for running, it was fun
day-ong threads? i can dig it. but maybe akun would be more fit for that

>> No.39351651

>>39351586
thanks for running.

>>39351627
that place is kind of a joke.

>> No.39351681

>>39351525
>Talk to this guy, he doesn't seem QUITE as crazy

>> No.39351798

>>39351525
>Time to run!
>"Naw, fuck you, ya crazy bearstad and yer crazy son, we're outta here."

>> No.39355387

>>39351525

Oh hey, totally not Dumbeldore from Grim Grimoire. That aside....

>Talk to this guy, he doesn't seem QUITE as crazy

Might well see how bad this really is.

>>
Name (leave empty)
Comment (leave empty)
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Password [?]Password used for file deletion.
Captcha
Action