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Milord!
I have received reports that the nearby dark lord has changed tactics.
After failing to conquer our kingdom by force he has now resorted to sending legions of succubi to consume the souls of our heroes and anyone else important to the kingdoms survival.
Apparently the charms of these succubi are so potent that no one, regardless of age, gender or orientation is safe.
We have to come up with a solution to this threat before the kingdom becomes defenseless and paralyzed!

>> No.39338056
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39338056

>>39338003
Sever the penises of all men and sew the vaginas of women shut. God will bestow new genitals to those who remain pure after the storm.

>> No.39338066

>>39338003
The time has come. Tell the smith to prepare the chastity armor.

>> No.39338084

>>39338003
>Apparently the charms of these succubi are so potent that no one, regardless of age, gender or orientation is safe.

This is a bit like asking what to do about the enemy's army of warriors who can defeat anyone regardless of numbers or tactical advantages. It is quite literally a hopeless situation.

>> No.39338218

>>39338003
The solution is quite simple: find a reasonably attractive and good-natured man who is completely incapable of reading romantic or sexual cues, give him a sword and strict orders to incapacitate any succubus he runs across, and turn him loose.

Done.

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39338234

Milord!
I have received reports that the nearby dark lord has changed tactics.
After failing to conquer our kingdom by force he has now resorted to polymorphing himself and his men into succubi to consume the souls of our heroes and anyone else important to the kingdoms survival.
Apparently the charms of these succubi are so potent that no one, regardless of age, gender or orientation is safe.
We have to come up with a solution to this threat before the kingdom becomes defenseless and paralyzed!

>> No.39338266
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39338266

Get me every harem anime MC you can find.

>> No.39338280

>>39338218
We'll have an army of friendly harem succubi by midsummer. Then we'll make him a Duke, and give him a castle to settle down in, well done.

>> No.39338677

>>39338003
paralyzed you say

get my alchemist have him help you secretly cover every last one of our soldiors in a paralyzing toxin from head to toe something that will paralyze the sucubus when they touch them but leave them moving

>> No.39338707

>>39338003
Burn them. Burn every last one of them.

>> No.39338717
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>>39338707
You mean burn the demons that live in a fiery, volcanic wasteland?

>> No.39338738
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>>39338717
Freeze them. Then shatter the frozen remains.

>> No.39338753

>>39338717
I've got a solution, we dump them into lava, then we pour water onto the lava, then we pave over the area and move on with our lives.

>> No.39338761

>>39338003
Send in the Culexus.

>> No.39338765
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>>39338003
You know, it wouldn't be an issue if everyone was a lich.
I'm just saying.

>> No.39338785
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>>39338761
Good idea!

>> No.39339036

>>39338003

We need to find retarded young men who just can't take a clue. Demons will explode out of frustration.

>> No.39339314
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>>39338003
>>39338084
Clearly, we must learn to defeat an enemy we cannot see.

Pinpoint their general direction somehow and then have the wizards launch great quantities of overkill. Pic related should be of great assistance in that regard as well.

Have the artificers begin mass-producing soulless automatons.

Scorch the earth. Let none survive.

>> No.39339678

>>39338003
Have every citizen constantly doused in holy water.

>> No.39339718

>>39338003

Sell all the soul to hell, crashing infernal economy AND starving those pesky succubus.

Also you get a lot of wishes as side effect

>> No.39339724

>>39338003
See, this is why my army is made up of soulless golems.

Send out a janitor to clean up the mess after it's all done, would you?

>> No.39339752

Just have the soldiers rub one out before the battle

>> No.39339779

>>39338003
Two words:

Children's Crusade.

>> No.39339782

I never really got the whole soul stealing thing.

Can't they just farm humans in hell?

>> No.39339789

Monks are now finally good for something.

>> No.39339795

Take the GM to the vet and have him fixed.

>> No.39339800

>>39339779
/ss/ orgies as far as the eye can see.

>> No.39339818

>>39338003
Love trumps succubi temptation. Find men madly in love with their wives or betrothed and tone down our cultural emphasis on marriage for wealth and replace it with an affection for love. Have the scribes write some novels directed to young women and men to romanticize marriage for true love rather then political or material gain.

>> No.39339829

>>39339782
Demons burn in hell just as much as humans do. Why do you think they take every opportunity to not be there?

>> No.39339868
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>"Another day, another demon incursion."
>"Cleave, smite, etc."
>"How come nobody wants to throw a paladin appreciation day? It's always smite this, bless that. Just because I swore a solemn oath doesn't mean I don't have feelings too."

>> No.39339877

>>39339818
Succubi, attempting to infiltrate your kingdom, try and stay current with local fads.

Succubi then begin dressing modestly, engaging in a lengthy and awkward courtship before marrying human men.

>> No.39339889

>>39339868
The heck you talking about? the Paladins get Victory Parades every time they come back from a successful incursion

>> No.39339909

>>39339877
good end, everyone wins

>> No.39339936

>>39339877
Perfect. The population of humans in our kingdom is definatley higher than their population of irresistible succubi. Plus the next generation will be supernaturally beautiful, virile to a magical degree, yet still understanding of concepts of romantic courtship and true love

>> No.39339954

>>39339868
you know, the succubi would probably appreciate you more than these peasants, welcoming you home with a smile and a warm meal ready for you, wanting nothing more than to make you happy, so why not give them a chance?, what's the worst that could happen?

>> No.39339968

>>39339954
The destruction of his immortal soul and thus denial of his eternal reward comes to mind.

>> No.39339981

>>39339954
>succubi would probably appreciate you more than these peasants
Probably. But someone has to do the thankless jobs, and that's why I'm here.

>>39339968
This too.

>> No.39339987

>>39338003
Very good, corporal. Bring me the grand cleric of Lilium.

>> No.39340123

The human body is 60% water.

Summon up as many clerics as you can to convert that into 60% Holy Water for every soldier in the army.

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>>39338266
We'll only need the One.

>> No.39340631

You guys are wildly overthinking this.

Just send the one thing nobody will fuck at them.

Chris-chan.

Your Dark Lord would kill themselves once Chris-chan got close and tried to rape them, as would any other living thing.

>> No.39340640

>>39338003
>>39338003
RALLY THE GAYLORDS
WHOEVER DIES, WE WIN

>> No.39341125

>>39338003
>get sone dude to open a portal
>one opening above their largest city and one inside a volcano Or at the bottom of a river or ocean

>> No.39341212

>>39339779
SuccuMILFs

>> No.39341246

>>39341212
Hah, like that'll work? Right guys?

Guys?

God dammit, guys.

>> No.39341320

Gather all to important figures into sanctified areas/
Awaken the Harem anime protagonist.
By weeks end the Succubi will have all fallen for him.

>> No.39341523

>>39339877
>>39339936
My Lord! Our Archivist has been doing research and has found genealogical records that indicate this kind of incursion already happened...200 years ago!

We're all descended from demon-succubi-who-turned-into-proper-ladies already!

thatismyfetish.jpg

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>>39338003
Good move. I approve of the dark lord's foresight and intelligence. He just overlooked one thing. See, if the heroes know what's going on they can counter it.

Don't fall for the succubi, make them fall for you! Seduce the seducers, make them fall madly in love with you. Then march forth with thine new waifus on the dark lord and make him rue the day he thought that raw lust could overcome true love! Love conquers all, even succubi can't stand against love!

>> No.39342103

>>39339877
>>39339936

But what about the offsprings of a succubus and human man?

Wouldn't such hybrids be discriminated if the people discovered that one of them is a human/demon hybrid?

Why not start a project that would work against such discriminations and make people see that despite their origin they are sentient beings that feel a gamut of emotions and are no different at all from us?

Also such hybrids would have abilities that normal humans don't have, so it would be beneficial for us to make them into the kingdom's special agents and teach them how to use said abilities to the fullest.

>>39341523
THE ARCHIVISTS WERE DRUNK AT THAT TIME!

No such thing occurred.

>> No.39342560

Why not just kill them?

If you can kill a Glabrezu, you can kill a Succubus, poltroon!

>> No.39342854
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>>39342103
Actually, so long as there are no real outward signs they couldn't conceal, they could work around it. Once you're really, fully in love with someone their origins won't much matter to you. All they gotta do is make that happen before they reveal the wings, markings, or other such fun bits they inherited.

Also, succubi are supposed to be pretty damned good at illusions. Might not even have to hide it until they choose to reveal it.

And while the archivists may have been drunk, the tomes regarding their conclusions still remain to be examined by all who care to do so. Let the people draw their own conclusions, but I have a hunch the drunk bastards were right...

>> No.39342917

>>39338003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0KIUD1Abg8

>> No.39343269
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Milord!

The succubi grow ever bolder, sire. In fact.

They're in this room!

Ufufufu~

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>>39338003

...Are you daft? We're vampires, we're already damned one way or another. And besides...I've already made...arrangements for peace. Isn't that right...

>>39343269
...dear?

Guards, make sure this imbecile doesn't muck the proceedings up.

>> No.39343517

>>39343457
Wait, wait, my compatriot needs to "stab" you and then discover you, too were a succubus in disguise making me feel silly about the whole procedure to begin with!

>> No.39343608

>>39343269
Rats, discovered! But it will do you no good, mortal, for you shall not live to-

...wait, Wendy is that you? Oh for... I've been working this operation for decades! Who the heaven keeps sending people in without checking the records?

>> No.39343687

>>39343269
>>39343608
Milord, I sincerely apologise for bothering you at this time, but I must speak with you on a matter of grave importa-
Huh, Wendy? Clara?

>> No.39343765

>>39342854
On the other hand there are people out there that are a bunch of hateful, prejudiced, bastards that don't even want to know any vital informations nor even try to understand.

Remember the incident with the dryads? That day many dryads were killed and even more people had to be hanged for their crimes or publicly crucified.

And we didn't have ways to educate the masses then.

>>39343269
I have nothing against them. In fact my secretary is one and we're on good terms.

>> No.39343768

(Oh gods dammit it's the elven council all over again...)

>> No.39343823
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>>39343687
Ara~ Ara~, you finally noticed? Don't worry, we'll be taking extra special care of your lord. Unless, you want us to take care of you instead. Wouldn't that be the best thing? To sacrifice your morals for the good of your lord?

You don't have to say anything, just stand there trembling with feelings we're sure you've never felt before. Just... let this happen. We swear you'll love it~. And afterwards, you'll swear you love us too.

>> No.39343861

>>39343823
>And afterwards, you'll swear you love us too.

Haha, jokes on you!

I already do!

>> No.39344098
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>>39339868
For a proper paladin, everyday is Paladin Appreciation Day. Cleave and Smite a demon? The people say "Thank you oh brave Paladin sir!" and probably offer you a nice meal and some coin. Doesn't have to be a whole village, but at least one person will remember the fact that it's paladin appreciation day and thank you.

Cure a sickness from an impoverished person, they're on their hands and knees praising you're righteousness. This will happen more often, the poor and destitute have a better sense of righteousness than the nobility.

Let that paladin swag fly. Show those evil chumps what it is to be bonafide LG mothafucka. Them haters just don't know, that you was born to smite those from down below.

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>>39344098
>they're on their hands and knees praising you're righteousness

>> No.39344512

>>39343823
>>39343765
>>39343687
>>39343608
>>39343269
So as it turns out, "my lord", I did the reference checking, and apparently EVERY single person in the country is secretly a succubus impersonator. Yep, all of us.

It really does explain why I didn't get any souls during that last dark ritual orgy I lured a third of the cabinet into. I thought they were just normal soulless politicians.

>> No.39344542

>>39344512
Stuff happens.

>> No.39344588

>>39338003
Why contain it?

>> No.39344669

>>39344512

Wait, are you sure we're not at least descended from succubuses at least? Because I do still burn in the sunlight.

>> No.39344680

>>39339314
Because succubi have never heard of blindfold fetishes.

>> No.39344718

>>39338003
You fuckers called me crazy when I ordered a battalion of eunuchs last year. Said I was a tyrant, mad with power.

BET YOU COCKSUCKERS WISH YOU LET ME DO THAT NOW.

Well too fucking late, you had your chance. I already made a deal with the Dark Lord. Why do you think he changed tactics in the first place? I told him if he could conquer my kingdom without a single casualty, he could have it. And his succubi seem to be doing a damn good job of it. Those men haven't lost their souls, they've just been fucked silly.

And to top it all off, I made ANOTHER deal with the Queen of Succubi. Once the Dark Lord takes over our kingdom, the succubi will turn on the Dark Lord, kill him, and the Queen will rule with me as her consort.

And SHE'S going to let me have my FUCKING EUNUCH ARMY!

>> No.39344763

>>39344718
>making a deal with a demon
>expecting zero downsides

>> No.39344770

>>39338003
>orientation is safe
Devious plot of the Church that wants to turn all my men straight! Tell our demonologists to summon army of handsome incubi.

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>>39344512
You'd get the same result. Politicians and Bureaucrats are all soulless already. Probably the end result of falling for a dumb succubus.

See, the succubi always go after the peasants and clergy. Those people have actual souls. The dumb ones choke the whole thing down in one gulp though. Those eventually meet the wrong end of a Paladin's sanctified sword, but the damage they do is evident in the community. The soulless husks are hard to distinguish from the normal people. It can drive a discerning man mad.

The smart ones, though, never get caught. They just slowly sip on it, giving it time to recover between "meals". They blend in, becoming wives and/or high-end "escorts" that paladins hardly think are out of place unless they're fanatical. The fanatics tend to be hated by the public, so the paladins avoid fanaticism. This allows the smart succubi population to slowly but surely increase...

Until, one day, they can drop the facade and declare a global orgy where everyone fucks pretty much everyone else! It's such a slow, long-term, and insidious plan. Furthermore, I don't think I could stop it. Best get ready for the future reverse-rape fest.

>>39344718
Better way to do it. Paladins, lots and lots of paladins who have taken vows of chastity until marriage. The paladins are trained from birth in the sacred ways and oaths.

Besides dude, she'll just suck your soul out after you've given her everything she wanted. Granted it'll be the best sex one could ever have, but I'd rather live to rule instead of check out in a very agreeable way.

>> No.39344845

>>39344827
>she'll just suck your soul out

Depends on the setting.

>> No.39344952

>>39344763
>>39344827
Jokes on you, I don't HAVE a soul, and I'm functionally immortal as a result. No, I'm not sure how that works, but I've spent the last 800 years as your king trying to figure it out.

>> No.39344979

>>39344470
Never change, /tg/.

>> No.39345011
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>>39344845
She ain't letting you have free will one way or another after that. You're a demonstrated turncoat, a chronic backstabber. You're... useful. But after she's on that throne you become a liability. You're too smart for your own good, too clever by half. Who knows what plots you have to depose her once you're her "concubine" and all? Conceivably, it's all an act and she'd be the next one on the chopping block. If she's smart she'll move to prevent this, one way or another.

It's a game anon, you gotta be aware of these things and move to prevent them from happening if you truly desire power and/or want to maintain your free will and very life.

>>39344952
You have one, wouldn't be able to move if you didn't. It's just... elsewhere. You can't fool me you friggin' Lich!

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>>39338003
One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the succubi will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new demonic overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted local noble, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground rape caves.

>> No.39345056

>>39344845
If I was the one being sucked, then it wouldn't work on me.

>> No.39345074

>>39345050
>Succubus underground rape caves

Sign me up! It'll be just like staying in my room all day, with hot demon chicks

>> No.39345140

>>39345011
Trust me, I've studied with liches, and however my eternal life works, it isn't the same as theirs. My body doesn't rot, and blood still runs through me. But no matter how I am wounded, that blood never even makes it to the ground.

>It's a game anon, you gotta be aware of these things and move to prevent them from happening if you truly desire power and/or want to maintain your free will and very life.

That's the plan. A few hundred years of games with a woman I'm fucking on the side, until we get bored of it all and find something else to do.

>> No.39345167
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Luckily, I planned for this. All we have to do is trap them all in invulnerable shields! It's genius!

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>>39345050
Do I get to keep my free will and not get mind broken? Do I get to pick a favorite succubus that I see and feed everyday and get to just talk to for a few hours?

If yes, please take me, sounds awesome. If no, I got a holy sword and guns, sanctified ammo, a flamethrower with holy napalm, and (everyone's favorite) a case of Holy Hand Grenades. Just try me you hateful sluts, I'll bring all you bitches down if you try to kidnap me without meeting my conditions!

>> No.39345308

>>39345236
>Promise that they'll let you keep your free will
>They mindbreak you anyways
Never make a deal with a devil.

>> No.39345327

>>39339795
Good call.

>> No.39345333

>>39345167
that fucking show

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39345349

>>39344512

Am human

>> No.39345366

>>39345236
>>39345308
>Get to keep free will and never be mind broken
>Do get kept in bondage 24/7 and lead around by your new mistress on a leash

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>>39345236
>Do I get to keep my free will and not get mind broken? Do I get to pick a favorite succubus that I see and feed everyday and get to just talk to for a few hours?
What do you think?

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39345405

>>39345167
...

I remembered that one.

I was once a Paladin then when they did this with people with anti-magic powers in a magic powered country.

At first I thought "Sure, they make things go haywire but stuff happens."

Then I asked myself where they took these people .

When I found out where they took them and what they did to them, then I fell. FELL HARD.

I didn't regret it at all. That, and burning the whole country to the ground.

>>39345333
At least the world went to hell for manafags.

>> No.39345438

>>39345366
I wouldn't mind that so long as the mistress sought to alleviate my needs. Always remember anon, the sub is the one who's *really* in control.

>>39345402
Don't know, they'd have to convince me. I'm a hard man to convince, but if they did I'd happily be led down into the rape cave by the one who convinced me. For she'd be the favorite, as she'd have to be damn smart and convincing to get me to come willingly.

>> No.39345486

>>39345438
>Always remember anon, the sub is the one who's *really* in control.
Eh, care to explain? The dom is as much in control.

>> No.39345523

>>39345438
>Always remember anon, the sub is the one who's *really* in control.
That's in a situation where the dominant cares about the submissive's consent at all times. We're talking about a scenario with demons maintaining rape caves, so I'm not sure it applies.

>> No.39345542

>>39345402
>What do you think?
At best he'll be kept in a gilded cage and given the illusion of choice as the rest of his life is dictated by his new owner until she's finished devouring his soul

>>39345438
>Always remember anon, the sub is the one who's *really* in control.
Ha ha, no, she'll have you wrapped around her finger by the end of the first week at best, at worst you won't even notice the mind control

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>>39345438
>Everybody is being captured and raped
>But they'll take special care of me
>I'll be in control because I'm the sub

>> No.39345677

>>39345486
For you own sanity, don't engage BDSM cultists in conversation.

>> No.39345706

>>39345572
Surprise surprise, redeemed succubusfags are the worst.

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>>39345523
Hence why I'd need convincing. I can't just trust them on something this important. I wouldn't have stockpiled enough firepower to start the next apocalypse if I could.

>> No.39345818

>>39345706
>believing that they can "redeem" a being that has no purpose in life or existence besides seducing you, corrupting you and sucking out your soul with their dick
Surprise, surprise indeed.

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39345827

>>39345740
Will you still be so strong-willed, when they start licking lollipops and sucking ice-cream in front of you?

>> No.39345864

>>39345438
>Always remember anon, the sub is the one who's *really* in control.
Sub sets the limits on what is and isn't acceptable for the most part, but eh.

And these are DEMONS your talking about. They really aren't going to give a shit about your deals and "muh sub." They'll use you up for all your worth and be done with you.

>> No.39345870

>>39345827
>as if that would be able to tempt me after all the pornography I've seen.

>> No.39345899

>>39345349
Go back to the field you uneducated peasant. At least your and your fellows kids will have actual brainpower to understand certain stuff apart of BURN THE WITCH.

>> No.39345900

>>39345870
That would only make you weaker and lead to a premature ejaculation.

>> No.39345915

>>39345706
Hey don't lump us in here with that idiot

>> No.39345925

>>39345900
>desensitization makes you more sensitive!
Just leave before you embarrass yourself further.

>> No.39345930

>>39338003
Infrared goggles.

>> No.39345940

>>39345915
All you redemptionfags are idiots. You spawned that Lilium monstrosity with your sheer cancer.

>> No.39345946

>>39345925
>watching porn all day makes women easy to resist!

neckbeard detected

>> No.39345989

>>39345946
http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Habituation

>> No.39346012

>>39345899

No

I can be here if I want too

>> No.39346029
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>>39345925
My little anon can't be this innocent. Lewd picture and your hand can't compete with the lusciousness of succubus.

>> No.39346081

>>39346029
>pictures
>not videos with audio
Geez, no wonder your willpower is shit.

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>>39345827
Yes I would, I have become desensitized to such images.

>>39345900
See desensitization. Even better, use porn to ah "relieve" yourself before the confrontation. This will really help keep a lid on illogical temptations.

>>39345940
Everyone deserves a second chance dude. Third chances, well, I'd like to give those but I've been burned in the past too many times. Everyone get's one. One second chance. They need a third? They best have convinced me they deserve it or else I'm racking my 12 savvy?

You sir, have given into your hatred. That makes the evil gods quite pleased with you. There's a difference between showing mercy and being just plain ruthless and hateful.

>>39346029
They can and they do. One of the reasons people actually stop watching porn is... ED. Erectile Dysfunction. Apparently, 2D can beat out 3D if you look at it and use it long enough.

But what porn can't do is love you. So if she wants to beat the porn she better show some love. I can rub one out whenever I get horny, but I can't just console myself when bad things happen to me.

>> No.39346222

>>39346128
>Even better, use porn to ah "relieve" yourself before the confrontation.
All this means is that your new mistress is going to ensure your porn mysteriously disappears

>rest of that post
I'm not really sure you're thinking this through and I dislike that you're responding send offense to my previous post, you are being entirely too optimistic about the whole demonic rape camp invasion plot

>> No.39346246

>>39338003
This would be terrible news if we weren't a race of genderless golems you absolute moron.

>> No.39346287

>>39346128
Seeing as you've done nothing but post shitty succubus cheesecake and wax poetic about muh qt3.14 demonwaifu, your cries of redemption ring hilariously hollow.

>> No.39346341

>>39346287
It's obvious, he's already been enslaved by the succubi

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>>39346128
>That entire post
No, just please stop. You've obviously been indoctrinated.

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>>39345050
I, for one, do not welcome them.

We BUILT this mighty world we live in. We fought and struggled and bled, and we survived.

I refuse to let it all go to waste. We cannot let them win.

>> No.39346597

>>39338218
>harem anime protagonist
>capable of successfully killing anything intentionally
we'll be saved, but it will be because every succubus inexplicably starts fighting over protag's dick. also, misunderstandings

>> No.39346861

>>39339987
Her Grace sends her deepest apologies, my lord, but with this latest scheme, we are already pressed to breaking point! She sends me in her stead. I am a scholar of souls and redemption and i hope to answer any queries you ha-

>>39339877
>>39341523
Well... This explains a lot.

>>39344512
Wait, are you counting those of demonic descent? That's hardly fair to class them as 'infiltrators'. If that were the case, I'm an Orc infiltrator, thanks to my great-grandfather.

>>39346128
Uh, speaking from experience? No amount of 2D or 3D porn desensitizes you to someone attractive enough. Believe me.

But still, there is a chance at redeeming these succubi, I assure you. It's not an easy, or clean task however.

You see, the only way of an evil outsider 'redeeming' would be to cease being its intrinsic self. They would have to choose to willingly burn away every, or very nearly every single shred of themself, only maintaining awareness at all, if they held tight to the one lonely spark inside them, that CHOSE to be good. Everything else, every memory, every fragment of personality, except that ONE part that chose the path of good, would have to be destroyed, before they could re-form, renewed and purified.

If you're lucky and their will is strong, there might be JUST enough left to consider them the same person, with no memories. If not... They're a total stranger who has just occupied the fiend's position in the universe. Either way, it's no little thing; redeeming an outsider permanently shifts the balance a tiny bit in favour of good. Other victories or losses are a temporary change, but if you can purify a being that is an expression of the vital essence of all existence, it's a permanent, if immeasurably small, advantage for righteousness.

The issue is, it has to be chosen willingly, or else you risk causing such a large temporary imbalance towards evil, that it negates any good that entity could possibly exert in all their existence.

>> No.39346981 [SPOILER] 
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>>39344680
They can't exploit fetishes when they (and everything in a 300-kilometer radius) are dead.

To say otherwise would be some sort of fantasy, beyond the nature even of this realm.

>> No.39347014

>>39346222
>>39346287
>>39346537

Stay mad. My plan would likely result in a 99 percent depopulation of the succubi at any rate, but the 1 percent that remained we would all be very happy were spared.

Absolute genocide is the last resort, not the first one. That it may be necessary I am not questioning, I merely as that we do not become the monsters we fight.

>>39346861
I see. Well, that's still a better thing to do then. If killing them just essentially sends em' back onto the wheel of reincarnation to just come back as more evil then purging and killing are simply temporary solutions.

Redemption would be the permanent solution, thus the one we should work towards.

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>>39347014
>Stay Mad

>My plan would likely result in a 99 percent depopulation of the succubi
>99% Depopulation

>Absolute genocide is the last resort
>as that we do not become the monsters we fight

>Wiping out 99% of a race isn't monstrous at all

>> No.39347553

>>39347126
The issue is that Succubi, as well as any demons, or even angels, are not a 'race' as we are. They are not mortal; their entire being is wrapped up in their essence and in the case of demons, that essence is pure, identifiable, quantifiable, capital-E Evil. Even harboring a desire to change that, causes physical discomfort and even disease to the normally invulnerable physiology of an Outsider. Killing an evil outsider is, by and large, no more evil than extinguishing a fire that threatens to burn down a house.

>>39347014
The thing is, we scholars of souls, financed in great part by the cult of Lillium, have been able to track and identify what happens to a soul after death.

While alive, every mortal soul accumulates Karma. This, in conjunction with prayers and devotions offered while alive, in turn becomes matter and fuel for the heavens and the hells, upon a mortal's death. Karma becomes separate from the Animus over a period of time and keeps all metacosmology working, while the animus enjoys (or languishes in) its afterlife. The greater the karma an animus holds, the greater its position. Petty criminals in the hells, suffer lighter torment, as their attachment to that place is weaker. This level of punishment ramps up, until its suddenly drops off, the Animus carrying sufficient Karma to afford it some level of respect or protection from the masters of the hells. Slaying a mortal is such a traumatic act, it in effect 'spills' a great deal of their karma, resulting in them receiving a lesser afterlife and a quicker return.

Once all an animus's karma is spent, the animus slowly loses its sense of self, becoming a clean and re-newed spirit. These spirits are then sent back into the world and live their lives, before returning to whatever afterlife their karma dictates and starting the cycle again.

>> No.39347673

>>39347553
Now, Outsiders are totally different. They have no separation between Karma and Animus; they are PURE Animus, formed from the essence of their native realm. Slaying or banishing them simply returns them to their home and damages their essence. Until their Animus is restored, they cannot return to the mortal world and are greatly weakened and can possibly be destroyed by those with the capacity to sheer an animus apart. The time it takes to restore themselves to strength greatly depends on the extent of the damage and the being's power. A lesser demon could take months, while a succubus would need several years and a demon lord could well need centuries to fully recover from being 'slain' in the mortal world.

Because they carry no karma, there is no loss when one is slain. However, if they are converted, it is among the most efficient possible ways to convert pure essence from evil to good, or visa-versa and it instantly creates a new servant, rather than one having to be formed be a deity, or having to wait for one to emerge from the essence autonomously.

Is that clear now?

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>>39346546
Posting this crazy Lawful Stupid...

Even fucking Vhailor wasn't this Lawful Stupid.

REMOVE JUSTICE.

>> No.39348016

>>39338003
Forge an army of constructs, hire the best necromancers we can find, offer a reward for besting the charms of the succubi. Such as a week with the finest whore in the camp.

>> No.39348057

>>39338266
We need the most shonen harem MC we can get our hands on. He shall be the chosen one.

>> No.39348121

>>39338003
By the gods. This leaves us only one option.

Wizard! Start summoning incubi... We'll need many.

>> No.39348178

>>39338003
You can't be seduced by what you can't see. EVERYONE SHALL FIGHT WHILE BLIND.
Just like when we dealt with Dracula.

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>>39348178
Fool, that takes years of training to make viable. You don't become Zatoichi the instant you put on a blindfold.

We only got time for holy water, an uplifting primer on how to fight succubi, and a whole lot of blessed guns. May the eternal God be with us, deus vult.

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>>39338003
...There's only one man that can help us, thankfully he's arriving soon.

If anyone can fight them back it's him.

No sirs, it's not because he's chaste and pure, if anything it's the other way around...

They'll never know what hit them.

>> No.39348723

>>39348121
Uh...
Good news, I've made an important discovery on the nature of fiends, turns out the current belief that succubi and incubi are different genders of the same species is wrong, they are one nongendered species using their innate shapeshifting to become and ideal partner for their prey

Bad news... I may have summoned an army and now they're joining their "sisters"

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>>39348592
He's got the guns, his partner is more of a sword guy. I almost feel bad for the succubi, they don't stand a chance in hell against those two.

>> No.39348854

>>39347754
I opened this thread to post this.

Glad someone else had the same inclination.

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>>39348723
You summoned them without also using the proper binding rights to control them!? Dear lord how desperate for a lay were you!? Well, at least you managed to get out of the ropes long enough to get the warning out.

Too bad that won't last very long. You've just disseminated their plan to the Paladins of the world, they are going to mind break you for that.

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>>39348592
>>39348739
You fuckers forgetting someone?

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>>39349525
Ah, quite right. I'd also like to propose a fourth addition to our team of Champions we're sending after the Succubi Lord.

>> No.39349873

>>39346597
>implying this wasn't my plan all along

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>>39338003

We must build machines who have no concept of sexuality to smite these wicked wenches.

>> No.39350120

>>39349883
We want to stop the succubi problem, not cause a robot uprising.

What's to stop these contructs from attacking their masters?

>> No.39350125

>>39349525
>>39349746
I don't think you guys quite get the joke...

>> No.39350141

>>39349883
Didn't he carry off a woman in the movie poster he was in?

>> No.39350199

>>39350125
Someone's gotta do the real work while the other 2 are off fucking the problem.

>> No.39350244

>>39350125
Oh I get the joke, it's just that Doomguy and Freeman ain't got no time for hos. They too busy doing their own thing to even notice that what they're fighting are hot pieces of ass. They're 100 percent business, 0 percent pleasure.

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>>39350125
>mfw Doom Marines and Duke Nukem always had similar personalities to me.
I know he didn't say shit, but Doomguy was great and killed loads of demons in his time.

Might as well throw in someone that's fought an actual Succubus though.

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>>39338218
>>39338266
>>39338280
>>39339036
>>39340158
>>39341320
>>39346597
YOU FOOLS!
>>39347754

>>39344512
Mission accomplished!

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>>39350502
ALL DOTH BE LOST

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>>39344512
Do I look like a succubus to you?

>> No.39352527

>>39350502
I'm not concerned, as a bureaucrat I have no soul to begin with, and now I have even more excuses to do no real work.

>> No.39352635

>>39339800
What does /ss/ mean? I'm not sure if I want to find out.

>> No.39352636

>>39352527
Don't think of yourself as soulless! Are you "soulless" for taking the best-paying job you can get and providing the most you can for your family? Are you "soulless" for taking the winning side in life?

Of course not! You, my friend, are an achiever!

>> No.39352672

>>39352635
I think it's short for "straight shota" or something dumb like that.

It's still irrelevant.

>> No.39352694

>>39352635
Straight shota
MILF on young boy

>> No.39352755

>>39352635
>Go to /ss/
>Come back and regale us with your findings.
And remember, if you're unpure when you return, there's a nice smiting waiting for you.

>>39352636
Andrew Ryan, is that you?

>>39352134
You're the succubus that no one sees coming. Well, except for now.

And even if you aren't. that'll be one dead owlbear.

>> No.39352782

Hire a legion of eunuch monks, problem solved.

>> No.39352786

>>39352755
Ryan did nothing wrong

>> No.39352904
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39352904

>>39352755
Preposterous! We Owlbears have been contributing, productive members of society for centuries!

>> No.39353068

>>39345011
Again, it depends on the setting. In some cases they just leave you with a really bad hangover.

>> No.39353148

>>39345140
Are you an Aztec god of fitness?

>> No.39353154

>>39345366
Joke is on you, that is my fetish.

>> No.39353186

>>39352904
That's exactly what a succubus disguised as an Owlbear would say as an excuse!

>>39352786
Don't worry, he's already been smitten by one of the best Paladins. Who would have thought he was playing golf with blessed clubs?

>> No.39353700

>>39352904
>Preposterous! We Owlbears have been contributing, productive members of society for centuries!

Tipping over garbage bins and leaving behind owl pellets the size of small melons are not contributions to society.

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39353892

>>39338003
Say the succubi have already won. How would you restore common decency, hand holding, and true love to a land awash in reckless debauchery and shameless devotion to the needs of the flesh?

>> No.39354149

>>39345706
>redeemed

That defeats the whole point.

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>>39345870
I've figured it out, we just need to get sluts so kinky and perverted that succubi have nothing to offer them.

Gentlemen, we need to out-slut the sluts.

>> No.39354334

>>39346128
>But what porn can't do is love you
>but I can't just console myself when bad things happen to me.

Try lucid dreaming.

>> No.39354433

>>39352636
>This is how evil really thinks.

>> No.39354504
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>>39354275
That would imply banging fat, ugly, lazy girls with shit personalities. Say what you will about how slutty succubi are, they're beautiful, devoted to delivering the best sex you'll probably ever get, and they don't give you the run around. They want sex, they know they want sex, and they do what's necessary to get it.

They've got their lot in life figured out, they've put in the time and effort to get what they want. How many of us can say likewise? We all want certain things, but how many of us "really" want it? If you want it bad enough you can always get it, the question is, do you want it bad enough? Most of us, in the end, don't want it bad enough. Succubi, for all their faults and evils, want it bad enough.

You have to out-want the succubus, not out slut it. Hell, that's just general advice for a fulfilling life. Out want the competition. Show through your actions you out want them, then you'll be successful.

>>39354334
Works to a point. I already lucid dream. The fact that I know I am the architect of the dream takes away the consoling factor. I can imagine someone (probably a hot girl) consoling me and make it happen. But I know that's me doing that.

True consolation can only be given by someone who really is their own person, not someone you are ultimately in control of.

>>39354433
By the given metric no. However, it's all about the details. Good and Evil have very similar mindsets in the end, they just define things differently. Those definitions matter a whole lot however. It's not relativistic, there really is good and evil. It's just what you mean by and how you do some things.

For example, Holmes and Moriarty are pretty much the same dude. However, Holmes is good, and Moriarty is evil. They do their shit in almost exactly the same way, but they act towards different ends.

>> No.39354553

>>39354504
My point is that if you are good, you would want to make money without being an asshole.

Evil doesn't care how they make the money.

>> No.39354697

>>39354553
Indeed, that is the difference. Good wants to do it the "right" way, evil only cares about effectiveness above all other considerations.

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>>39354504
>You will never have a succubutt that will pretend to love and care for you in order to get your soul.

>> No.39354987

>>39353148
I was more going for Baccano immortal.

>> No.39354988

>>39354954
Good. More time for me to smite evil and purge the wicked.

>> No.39355005

>>39354987
[spoilers]Not that anon, but high five because that was my guess.

How long does it take you to court someone, anyway?[/spoilers]

>> No.39355007

>>39354954
That's... pretty much how you get it honestly. Loving and caring for a dude is essentially how you get him to hand it over willingly.

>> No.39355038

>>39354987
That's even better, actually.

>> No.39355059

>>39354954
I remember that manga. It was bretty gud, even though bestgirl died.

Fucking shit ending though. They're truly happy when they're together, and they decide to do that one year bullshit all over again just because they had a bad dream.

>> No.39355179

>>39348178
Okay, and what happens when the blindfolded Soldier feels a long finger running down his back, and when he turns around to swing, he hits nothing, because he can't see and Succubi, while not built for combat, are very quick. He then hears a sultry voice practically whispering lewdness I care not to describe into his ear, whilst constantly poking and prodding him, and he is unable to hit the demon, for he cannot see.

What happens then?
A: He takes off the blindfold so he can actually hit her, and succumbing to her charms.
B: This actually turns him on and he gives in despite because that's his fetish.

>> No.39355221

>>39355179
C. He fights on like a true soldier.

NEVER GIVE UP. TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS.

>> No.39355236

>>39355179
>Not training them in blindfighting

>> No.39355279

>>39355221
So he'd basically be swinging like a monkey praying for a nat 20. Plus like likelyhood of him actually doing damage past her damage resistance is low.

No human is impervious to psychological warfare, he'll break eventually and if he can't get in a good swing, it's going to be even harder to stay motivated.

Even the best soldiers eventually break. Heck, if he can't hit her, he may eventually collapse from fatigue after swinging his sword hundreds of times if his will is so indomitable.

>> No.39355309

>>39355221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLdeWCLb2i4

Damnit I get the reference. Don't mean he wasn't right in the end. Too bad that Andross fucker took his life before he could really be a good father but hey, sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

>> No.39355364

>>39355279
SIDF detected.

>> No.39355370

>>39355236
Its still gonna be hard for an average soldier to hit something as nimble as a Succubus, even if he's trained in blindfighting. And they can errode the will of a man before a blindfighting soldier can cut them with his blade.

Maybe if these were Paladins trained in blindfighting, I'd see your point. But I'm assuming we're talking about rank and file infantrymen, not full plate clad, smite prepping, trained from age 12 to kill a man with the butt of their sword Paladins.

>> No.39355451

>>39355370
The average 'paladin" you see in /tg/'s stories would fall so hard to a succubutt.

>> No.39355558

What sort of music would you figure succubi would listen to?

>> No.39355570

>>39355451
Only if she was worthy. Nothing is quite as hot as redemption. A succubus that has truly repented and submits to the judgements of a devout paladin. Pledging herself forever to his order if only she would spare her, an act she knows she has no right to ask given her past and every reason to think the very thought to be suicide...

And yet, he accepts her, trusts her despite the fact both have every reason not to... There's a reason this fetish exists anon. It's the happiest ending.

>> No.39355576

>>39355451
Well I was thinking of what Paladins are supposed to be, elite soldiers whose faith is the only thing stronger than their bodies. Not the /tg/ basically a harem anime protagonist put in medieval armor.

>> No.39355595

>>39355570
>The average t/g/ 'paladin"
>a devout paladin

Pick one.

>> No.39355634

>>39355576
> stronger than their bodies

Why do paladins have to be strength builds?

>> No.39355644

>>39340631
i love it

>> No.39355690

>>39355634
Mechanically they don't, but who is more inspiring and heroic, they guy in stinging full plate with a greatsword as big as he is, or the guy in leather with a rapier and a holy symbol.

Though this does beg the question, what are Paladins like in you setting.

I either go with making them Teutonic knights with (slightly) less zealotry and more moderation, or the fantasy version of a superhero.

>> No.39355711

>>39342560
thats some wisdom right there

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>>39355690
>what are Paladins like in you setting

>> No.39355749

>>39355690
>what are Paladins like in you setting.

People with a will of steel, doing the most the can for the good or neutral. Doesn't mater if they hit demons with a big club, zap them with their mind, or slit their throats.

>> No.39355793

>>39344827
what the fuck is reverse about the rape

also as long as you keep being useful (or at the least fun to be around) you wont get your soul sucked

>> No.39355818

>>39345140
wait so rather then betray her you will both go your seperate ways

thats fucking genius

>> No.39355822

>>39355793
>what the fuck is reverse about the rape

Consensually not having sex.

>> No.39355853

>>39345011
s-source

image search seems to indicate its french in origion but i cant read french sadly

>> No.39355887

>>39345523
indeed it does not applie

>> No.39355904

>>39345740
you are a wise man anon

>> No.39355908

>>39355793
>what the fuck is reverse about the rape
"Reverse (noun)" is used to denote a version that is the opposite from what the societally assumed image of that noun.

Reverse rape is when a guy is raped by a woman.

Reverse racism is when white people are discriminated against by ethnics.

Reverse pickpocketing is when you give someone free money without them noticing until you're gone.

Reverse trap is a girl that looks like a hot guy.

>> No.39355991

>>39355908
>Reverse racism is when white people are discriminated against by ethnics.
tmblr

>> No.39356014

>>39355991
Angry white lesbians don't count as ethnics.

Even if they identify as transnigger mayonnaise dragonkin.

>> No.39356043

>>39355908
>Reverse rape is when a guy is raped by a woman.
That is just rape.

>> No.39356055

>>39347754
whats behind that spoiler

>> No.39356093

>>39349525
but doomguy does not go around fucking people like those first 2 guys do

>> No.39356116

>>39356043
You're right, but it's also a fetish for the man to be raped by the woman, much like it is for the woman to be raped by the man, and since there is a need for the distinction, reverse rape was invented.

Its not reverse-rape. It is not the "opposite of a rape". Rather the rape itself is reversed in it's normal implications of man raping woman.

These terms are important. Much like the term for a female cuckold is a cuckquean, it's a term some people need.

Chill your autism.

>> No.39356126

>>39350199
why not work and fuck at the same time

>>39350244
indeed

>> No.39356134

>>39356055
"It's hard to top the earlier stuff ;_;"

>> No.39356157

>>39353186
sucubus seducing man with owlbear fetish npc pair get

>> No.39356168

>>39356116
>autism

That is OCD.

>> No.39356179

>>39353892
>hand holding

l-lewd

also i did not know that picture was from a video

>> No.39356212

>>39354504
but what is it we want for our outwanting prehapes we want chastity we must want to avoid fucking them more then they want to fuck us all round chastity will be hard but sucubus specific is something we can do

>> No.39356236

>>39355570
god damit anon you gave me a new fetish

>> No.39356273

>>39356116
you know anon i have always hated the term but your right it does need to exist

just keep the word away from tumblr and it will probably be alright

>> No.39356282

>>39356134
thanks anon

>> No.39356305
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>>39356236
It's what /tg/ does anon, it's what we do. To salvage the purest light from the deepest darkness... Is there nothing more worthwhile?

I mean fuck, there's a whole religion based around that concept. It caught on for a damn good reason dude.

>> No.39356320

>>39355570
Nah, /tg/ is full of fedora tipping atheists that despise religion, so they'd gladly burn some churches down if a girl asked them to.

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>>39356320
>/tg/ is full of fedora tipping atheists

>> No.39356357

>>39356335
>implying it isn't true
/tg/ fucking LOVES when the church is evil and demons are just misunderstood. Just look at >>39337342

>> No.39356744

>>39356236
Then give into it. Surrender unto true love. That's the end goal is it not? To find someone that we can truly love in spite of all things saying we ought not?

>> No.39357135

>>39356357
There are far more people who would join up with the Knight's Templar if they were around at the time.

>> No.39357160

>>39356744
you are bringing a tear to my eye anon

>> No.39357393

>>39357135
Probably more the ISIS types* if the paladin stories are any indication.

*If they were not lazy fat fucks.

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>>39338003
Send in the female paladins! Their purity, kindness and bravery combined with their beauty will make those succubi look like gutter whores by comparison.

What would a man rather have, a base skank who leads you to your demise through temptation, or a brave virginal beauty who promises to protect you until her last breath?

>> No.39357849

>>39353700
Who are you to dictate what is or isn't a contribution to society?! That's brilliant modern art you're looking down on, peasant!

>> No.39357892

>>39356320
>implying I wouldn't do that after looting the church anyway
>implying the gods I pray to don't support might makes right

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>>39356357
>/tg/ fucking LOVES when the church is evil and demons are just misunderstood.
I think that's more a weeaboo thing than a fedora thing

>> No.39357969

>>39357824
>female paladins
>a brave virginal beauty
It must be pretty easy for them to fall. Well, female blackguards might be fun too.

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>>39357969
>It must be pretty easy for them to fall.
Not as long as there's a man they love. Their bodies may be broken, their virginities may be taken, but their minds will not brea as long as there's a man rooting for their safe return.

>> No.39358039

>>39358003
So they fall fairly easily then.

>> No.39358052

>>39358003
> Being happy with used goods after she gets fucked by a dragon or some shit.

Palacucks.

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>>39358039
B-but muh pure and unbreakable bonds of love that succubi cannot comprehend let alone severe

>> No.39358087

>>39358003
>seduce man
>he seduced pally to falling or is heartbroken, loses faith and falls, or gains ntr fetish and falls
>two for one!

>> No.39358093

>>39358056
Succubutts are experts at breaking those bonds.

Best you can hope for is the lady paladin being forced to watch as her man falls for a succubus instead, and cry while touching herself as the succubus destroys his love for the paladin and makes him fall for her instead.

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>>39358052
>Succubus
>Not the defnition of used goods
Cuckubus

>>39358087
>tfw no ntr'd paladin gf who has grown bitter and needs to learn to love once again

>> No.39358117
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>>39358093
>Best you can hope for is the lady paladin being forced to watch as her man falls for a succubus instead, and cry while touching herself as the succubus destroys his love for the paladin and makes him fall for her instead.
I hate it when men get ntr'd, but when it happens to women it's somehow beautiful in a tragic way. Fuck you for giving me a reverse ntr fetish, /tg/.

>> No.39358174
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39358174

>>39338003
Time to call the Aberration Paladins

>> No.39358594

>>39356305
We made another religion based around it here on /tg/ too. People objected to the idea of a redeemed succubus ascending to divinity though... Objected rather strongly and with a paladins.

>>39356357
Actually that thread's starting to turn to the discussion of kung-fu angels, mortals and demons fighting to restore the balance against murderfrenzy demons and FUN IST STRIKTLY VERBOTTEN angels.

I encourage all questioning the plausibility of redeeming succubi and other demons to check out >>39347553 >>39347673 this anon who is totally not me honest guv' seems to know what he's talking about. Looks like a compromise that works.

I propose a mixed approach to these succubi. Treat them as though they can be redeemed, but have those paladins offering redemption with one hand and a bigass smite-stick with the other.

>> No.39358651

>>39338003
The dead care not for the pleasures of the flesh. Have the forbidden library searched and our ach ministry of magics over see a rising of berserkers from the catacombs. We only need a few. When their magic fails succubi are terrible fighters. I mean we keep that knowledge there for a reason.
Oh and be sure only to use bodies of men who swore blood oaths and their families thanked.
In the mean while have or alchemists produce vials of adrenaline. A small dose of that will kick the most addled of souls into flight mode.
And see if you can capture a few.
They're valuable. Why the dark lord would send a surge of them alone is thoughtless.
Would be much more effective if you were to send such a force in tangent with his direct fighting forces to create disruption.

>> No.39358692

I'm stealing another thread to combat this. I roll an angel of chastity...

>> No.39358908

>>39357906
that is a possibility

of course this is in the mild weeaboo sense not the creppy as all hell full blown weeaboo

>> No.39358924

>>39357824
why do they need to be virgins

>> No.39358934
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>>39358651
>The dead care not for the pleasures of the flesh

>> No.39358952

>>39358924
Because /tg/ makes all paladins catholic at their core.

>> No.39358963

>>39358952
ah yes of course

>> No.39359252 [SPOILER] 
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>>39353892
Simple. We reset the system. We roll back the clock to the beginning. Before, and after, they'll realize one thing:

War never changes.

>> No.39359471

>>39358952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDnu0giUS00

>> No.39359853

>>39348723
You summoned classical succubi, not the modern soul eaters. All they do is screw a lot, and totally not be made up to explain how your wife got pregnant with the preacher's kids.

>> No.39359888

>>39359853
So it's not NTR if a Succubus does it?

>> No.39360105

>>39359888
The classical -cubus stated as suc-, screwed a dude, changed into an inc-, and used the dude's jizz to knock up someone else's wife.
So yeah, they were literal incarnations of "I swear I didn't NTR."

>> No.39360178

>>39360105
Or you get whatever the heck Pope Sylvester had, where she threatens to rip out your spine and beat you with it if you sleep with any other woman or hold a mass in Jerusalem.

>> No.39360196

>>39358098
You gotta get em fresh from the spawning pits. Tight, naturally experienced, passionate, and very very clingy.

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>>39360178
>Pope Sylvester
Wasn't he the guy who summoned demons just to test his purity?

>> No.39360220

>>39360178
>threatens to rip out your spine and beat you with it if you sleep with any other woman or ho

Sounds like my kind of woman.

>> No.39360238

>>39360201
Yep, and except for the random demon chick who followed him everywhere, for all intents and purposes it worked.

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>>39359252
This guy gets it.

Last to the evac shuttle is a rotten egg!

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>>39360238
>and except for the random demon chick who followed him everywhere
>tfw you will never be stalked by a qt demon chick who's madly in love with you despite your purity and vows of chastity

>> No.39360340

>>39360178
>whatever the heck Pope Sylvester had, where she threatens to rip out your spine and beat you with it if you sleep with any other woman

I believe that's called a "wife"

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>>39358117
That fetish has been around since forever. Hell, read some Tolstoy. "Anna Karenina" is like, over 700 pages devoted to just that. Poor dumb bastards... They just didn't "get" the ladies.

>>39360325
Dude, that just makes them want you more. Remember, the more pure and innocent a thing is, the better if feels to corrupt it!

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>>39359252

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>>39360668
>tfw demon waifus aren't a real thing
>tfw real women are shit

>> No.39360763

>>39360691
>wanting a demon waifu
you deserve the fate you've been given.

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39360790

>>39343823
>>39344512
>>39351880

We have no choice!

Deploy the Ultimate Weapon!

>> No.39360879

>>39360790
NO.

Not the densest metal known to man...

>> No.39360893
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>>39360763
To be fair I think most of us just want a waifu period and don't much care if she happens to be demonic or not. Everyone just wants a good mate and deep down, they don't give a fuck how the hell they manage to land one.

Succubi are just a nice, easy way to get what you want. Hot, smart, always down to fuck in most any way you'd ever want, what more could you ask for out of a girl? Except, are succubi good at cooking? They never really say anything about that...

>>39360790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4hNaFkbZYU

See, the girls wanting the harem protag make one fatal mistake. The dude's so dense you practically have to "rape" him to get him to understand that yeah, you want him to fuck you silly.

It actually happens in real life, only it's with the girls normally. Don't stop him ladies, hell, pin him down and take him instead! He ain't gonna make a move himself if he's a dense harem protag so ya might as well make it yourself. Make that dumb thick bastard understand how much you want him!

Perhaps he won't be so dense and stupid once you've shown him what he's really been craving all that time (i.e. you).

>> No.39360962

>>39360893
>To be fair I think most of us just want a waifu period and don't much care if she happens to be demonic or not.
>wanting an imaginary woman to lust over and fantasize about being in a relationship with, as if that's something hard to get
>going with a shitty imaginary woman someone else thought up, as if it's so hard to just make up your own perfect one
What the everloving fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.39360978

>>39360893
> Go ahead ladies, it's perfectly fine to drug and rape the guy you like.
> He'll even think it's romantic and not psychotic.

The hell is wrong with your head, anon?

>> No.39360984

>>39360962
It actually is hard to get... If you're looking for more than just sex that is. Getting laid is surprisingly easy. Finding a quality girl that's worthy of a ring however, isn't.

Plus I don't think you're seeing the big picture. Everyone has their own ideal, it's just that some prefer to just point to close examples instead of listing it out in exacting detail. No fault there, not everyone is a full on analytical genius.

>> No.39360996

>>39347553
Why is the Church of Lilium so interested in finding what happens to souls after death? For a relatively small cult to spend considerable amounts of money on such research seems somewhat odd. It's probably nothing, but given the rumours about the cult it does strike a bit suspicious.

>> No.39361017

>>39360984
>It actually is hard to get...
>AN IMAGINARY WOMAN
>IMAGINING THINGS IS HARD

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>>39338003
The answer is simple, my friends. We grab the most virile, most perverse, most powerful wizard in the land and have him turn the legion of succubi into his personal harem.

>> No.39361098

>>39360978
When did I say use drugs? Don't have to drug him at all or do anything immoral or psychotic. You could just plead for him directly. It's hard to misinterpret things like "I love you, I want to be with you forever. So please, love me, take me as your own" or other such things. If he doesn't get even that then you just say "We all want you to fuck us silly. You have an erection already so just jab it in me already, please?"

If he doesn't understand even after all of THAT then... he's totally asexual. No idea how to turn those types onto the prospect of sex.

>>39360996
Most any religion would want to know if they had a concrete "scientific" way of finding out. Given how the rumors about succubi are that they "eat" souls and how their god is a "former" succubus well... they got double reason to make sure they aren't being taken for a ride. Trust, but verify.

>>39361017
Seems to me it is for a lot of people. I mean, remember the last time you tried to explain something complex to someone? Had to practically spell it out for them now didn't ya.

>> No.39361164

>>39361098
>Seems to me it is for a lot of people. I mean, remember the last time you tried to explain something complex to someone? Had to practically spell it out for them now didn't ya.
What the fuck are you going on about you stupid wigger? This is not about explaining complex abstract concepts, this is about imagining a woman who has the traits you like and none of the ones you dislike.

>> No.39361228
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39361228

Treat it like a plague.

Quarantine infected areas, make scorched earth around, and send delegations of eunuchs (kinda like immune/vaccinated people) to keep the situation in check.

Meanwhile, get our own magicians to see if they can find an antidote or turn the succubi against our own enemy, and send assassins and spies to kill off important people in the enemy kingdom and generally sabotage its army and infrastructure in order to buy us some time.

We might need to take loans, but if our magicians are good we might manage to set up a lucrative succubi-brothel business.

>> No.39361459

>>39338003
>Implying our heroes are stupid enough to give in to temptation.
Get that rogue and that bard that saved the kingdom a month ago. Offer them a pardon for their burning of the noble quarter and prepare reparations for the beatings they'll dole out.
Also do not contact the Paladin. The man is apparently an unreliable pervert.

>> No.39361460

>>39361228
Eunuchs can still like having breasts rub on their back.

>> No.39361502

>>39361460
>implying eunuchs weren't historically employed as bodyguards, advisors and guardians of harems because they were immune to temptations of the flesh

>> No.39361530

>>39361502
If only they were also immune to the temptations of wealth and power. Cough cough three kingdoms.

>> No.39361541

>>39361502
I thought it was because they didn't have balls, and thus fucking them in the ass wasn't gay.

>> No.39361548

>>39361530
I was thinking of that as well.

In this case it might even be beneficial: having a country ran mostly by eunuchs will make our state administration immune to succubi

>> No.39361644
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>>39361548
It will make them immune to the sexual charms of the succubi at best. They are still easily tempted. Which was the point I tried to get across. The succubi won't manipulate the eunuchs by flashing their tits, vaginas and cocks at them, they'll do it by offering infernal deals and all the other goodies.

Everyone has a price. A legion of succubus infiltrators is probably not a problem which can be easily solved with only one thing, and there is no straightforward solution either. This is an unexpectedly dread situation.

Tighter control on the population, observation and attempting to minimize or remove desire could help or it could have the exact opposite effect. Not to mention paranoia can undo the kingdom as well as any actual plot the enemy hatches. Weeding out infiltrators is always an option but beating a supernatural and effectively immortal enemy at its own game is too much of a handicap with which I would be comfortable with if I were a ruler.

Possibly summoning angels and similar beings enmasse to somehow counter it, or petition a deity for aid or something could help equalize things. The chaotic nature of succubi might be an avenue of attack as well (at least if its pre-5e D&D succubi, if not, that goes out the window).

Finding a way to counter, block or prevent any unnatural mental manipulation (charm, dominate, pacts, etc.), is a must though.

>> No.39362076

>>39361644
What about natural mental manipulation? That's much harder to counter. Ever heard of "charismatic" individuals? Succubi have charisma, it's kinda their shtick. The charm spells and whatnot only act to enhance their natural charm.

Even if you strip that away, you're still dealing with a smart, gorgeous woman who knows how people think. That's... very difficult to counteract. You're gonna need some help. Either from a deity or from a turncoat succubus who knows how to draw them out of a crowd. Just you or your troops on your own? Yeah, your balls will be dry by weeks end as you pine after your new mistresses.

>> No.39362185

>>39362076
Why not just kill them? Use all those warrior skills and spells and shit you have, and lay waste to them.

>> No.39362318

>>39362185
Again, hard to select out the succubi from the actual human ladies. Some ladies are just, well, alot like succubi. Seductive, beautiful, charismatic, always ready for a good lay, you get the point.

If you're trying to avoid friendly fire you've got quite a job ahead of you. And then again, do you even really care? If the succubi are just becoming otherwise kind, devoted women the end result won't be all that bad. Sweet, demure, horny girls are kind of a dream for most dudes. They'd probably not care if the succubi were coming at them from that angle.

Insidious yes, but they know how to play the game. Can't really hold that against them.

>> No.39362478

>>39362318
Just get priests to bless everyone's balls. That way, succubi can't feed and children all come out as divine heroes

>> No.39362599

>>39362318
DIVINATION, SON

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>>39362478
>Implying the Clergy won't be the succubi army's first target for corruption
>Implying the priest isn't a succubus sympathizer as a result of said corruption.
>Instead of "blessing" your balls he curses them to be ever full and in need of release, but he swears it's a blessing and that no succubus will ever want you now.
>Now they want you more than ever before, smelling and sensing the immense meal awaiting them
>Succubi getting all the cum they'd ever want from just one dude so there'd finally be enough to go around for every succubus.
>Factions emerge. On one side is the monogamous succubi, and on the other is the rape frenzied ones.
>The battle continues until one side is wiped out. Leaving only a world of endless debauchery, or a world where everyone is secretly or unknowingly part succubus.

I have seen what awaits you anon. Pray you get the happy ending.

>>39362599
Divination doesn't always work. It's an arms race in the end dude. You research divination, they research anti-divination.

>> No.39362648

>>39362185
Because you destroying your kingdom to rout out infiltrators is a win for the infernal forces all the same.

>> No.39362766

>>39362648
Subjects who couldn't defend themselves against this assault were never worthy to begin with!

>> No.39362788
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This thread is going a lot longer than I expected it to be.

>> No.39362869

>>39362788
Please, succubi threads always end up getting quite a bit of attention, even after the hate they started getting after that Lilith shit storm.

At first it's actual suggestions, then it just turns into /d/eviants roleplaying.

>> No.39362911

>>39362644
>Having sympathy leads to blatant betrayal in the succubi's favour

Nonsense, the gods will keep the holy men strong and pure.

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>>39362766
That bullshit logic will lead to the ruin of your kingdom and the triumph of the dark lord.

>>39362911
You just keep believing that. Oh by the way, that nun that you're constantly debating theology with? Totally not a succubus. Nope, no way, ain't no way in hell that girl can remain chaste if it furthers a future goal if she's a succubus. No way are succubi that devious and intelligent. Nope, the gods are good, succubi have no way of infiltrating our operation due to their nature...

But oh dear god is she beautiful, and the way she looks at you. Does it not get your heart pounding? It's hard not to get nervous in her presence and she's so knowledgeable on the holy texts. Yet the way she says things, and her body language... No, there's no way she'd be interested she's a nun of our holy order! But, if she were interested, we could keep it secret. Yeah, we got contraception spells. If we were careful... No, she's so pure and innocent I could never defile her! But, is it really defiling her if I'm pure as well? I mean, if everyone remained chaste the whole species would go extinct. The gods must have given us these urges for a good reason. If we were meant to simply overcome them entirely all of our kind would fade into nothingness. So, how do I move this along without sending up any red flags...

You see problem? It's our nature, we can't help it in the end. The succubi are coming, and outside real divine intervention we ain't stopping it.

>> No.39363170

>>39363109
We can help it.
It's just damn hard, to the point of near-impossibility.
If the succubi are coming, then it's time for a paladin to step up.
One of those Blind Seer types would be particularly appropriate for this sort of venture.
Probably a eunuch, too.

>> No.39363194

Just need a few asexual paladins to handle this quickly.

>> No.39363265

>>39346546
No, NO you stupid faggot. Stop saying "We". You didn't build a thing.

You live in a rented place someone else made, work in a shitty job someone else brought up, consume media from internet you cannot even dram of making and go to bed after masturbating to imagery of sex you are not going to have.

>> No.39363334

>>39363170
Exactly, nearly impossible to resist this fundamental temptation within us. We can hardly expect perfection from people, but the base nature isn't something people can just expunge from their bodies through sheer force of will.

Instead, work in concert with it. Realize when it's trying to make you do something stupid or inconsiderate of your lover. Realize when they're not giving you the kindness and respect you desire and call them out on it. Then you can be happy.

>>39363265
Now now, no need to be uncivil about this. It should be saved, but you are right in that people don't seem to know what's worth saving and what isn't.

>> No.39363356

>>39360996
It's partly as this good scholar said >>39361098 and partly for our own reasons.

While our faith in Lillium is, of course, unquestionable, the fact of her... Less-than-virtuous origins remains. We wanted to make sure she wasn't 'putting on weight' so to speak, from her followers.

After that was established, well it was only logical to continue our research. Redemption is, after all, Lillium's purview and a full account of how one's soul is effected through the cycle of life and death is extremely useful. it was only through our investigations, that we were able to devise our approach to redeeming evil outsiders, even if the act of redemption does destroy rather more than we would like of the original being... Still, it is the same process that Lillium herself went through, so there is little to be said against it.

>>39362076
I have been instructed to assure everyone that the warriors of Lillium stand ready to assist. Goodness knows, we don't want to be mistaken for collaborators, with the faith already regarded with mistrust...

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>>39361644
>>39362076

Well, I was going by the "classical" definition of succubi, purely sexual demons whose only reason to live is to get people to bust their nuts.

If we consider them to be also charming and charismatic beings which can offer infernal deals things get more complicated.

Everything I said in >>39361228 still stands, but plus:

If we are dealing with basically infiltrators, we should attempt to contain the problem through a network of counterspies. Again, eunuchs are still our best bet, but we should also attempt to obtain the support of criminal organizations (Mafias and the like).

Avoid at all costs spreading of paranoia and any kind of knowledge about the situation among the common people. If the clergy of our nation is corrupt or susceptible to corruption, avoid spreading information among the clergymen as well: if not, organize weekly exorcisms/banishment rituals in infected and surrounding areas.

If the situation gets absolutely desperate, go full William the Conqueror during the Harrowing of the North. Raze villages, kill everything that walks on two legs, burn crops, and salt the earth everywhere the succubi spread.

This will most likely greatly weaken our country in case of a frontal attack from the Dark Lord, but I'm sure that by taking loans we can afford enough mercenaries to slow them down at least.

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>>39363436
Oh, and another idea: if we can and have the magicians with the right abilities, train hounds, falcons and other such animals to hunt down and kill succubi.

>> No.39363472

>>39361164
I understood what he meant to say.
I just pity that you don't know.

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>>39363436
There's just one problem with loans. See, one way or the other, the bank always gets its money back. Take out too many loans and well, the dark lord winning starts to look like a better and better idea for the bank.

It's like they say. Owe the bank a thousand bucks and it's your problem, owe them a million and it's the bank's problem. People like to solve their problems, bankers are no different. If they ever conclude that there ain't no way in hell you're paying them back they'll start supporting the dark lord who is promising them at least a fraction of the money you already owe them.

The plan need further refining, relying on banks is a very risky play.

>>39363470
Once again, arms race. You do that, they'll just start researching countermeasures. It's what always happens.

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Came in here just to post this

>> No.39363609

>>39363562
>Once again, arms race. You do that, they'll just start researching countermeasures. It's what always happens.

Dead demons can't research a damn thing, silly billy.

>> No.39363629

>>39363562
>See, one way or the other, the bank always gets its money back

>Implying the kings of england didn't make half the banks of florence go bankrupt because they didn't repay them

>If they ever conclude that there ain't no way in hell you're paying them back they'll start supporting the dark lord who is promising them at least a fraction of the money you already owe them.

For christ's sake, I suppose bankers are intelligent enought to realize that fucking sauron won't give them their money back. Besides, I never said we wouldn't repay them.

>You do that, they'll just start researching countermeasures.

then we will research a counter-countermeasure, and buy ourselves time until a more definitive solution can be applied.

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>>39363579
Hot damn! That succubus knows how to tempt a man.

>>39363609
You have to kill them faster than they can research, they have to seduce your best and brightest faster than they can research. It's a constant game of cat and mouse. The tides ebb and flow.

>>39363629
Bankers are people too anon. Take so much of their money, and see themselves go destitute because of that while you live lavishly? That's grounds for hatred, and hateful people do stupid things. Even if it's in their best interest to continue to support you, the math looks more and more daunting. They'll have you fully paid back with current conditions in 150 years? Who the hell lives that long? They're willing to wait but not forever. There comes a point where logic will subside and rage will rule. Humans are quite fickle because of that.

>> No.39363771

>>39363710
>Bankers are people too anon

I stopped reading there

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>>39363710
There's more to it, but its all lewd.

>> No.39363820

>>39363710

>Who the hell lives that long?

their children, silly. it was not uncommon for banker houses to give out loans to be repaid in future generations

besides, if truly the bank gave me all their money and was desperate enough to join the dark lord, what power would it have over me, as their coffers are now empty?

and also >>39363710

>> No.39363886

>>39362644
>hurr durr muh suckybutt waifu is invincible!
Take your Mary Sue shit and fuck off back to quest threads

>> No.39364043

>>39363820
And just what incentive does the progeny have to repay? Why the hell should I pay for the dalliances and frivolity of my parents? Is it not said that the sins of the father carry not onto the son?

To make such loans is, in the end, stupid and foolish. The bankers ultimately ruin themselves and society as a whole by making them. Those kids have every reason to default on debt they themselves did not incur.

You could force them by breaking their legs, using your connections to ostracize them from normal society, or kidnapping their own children but then, who's being an evil asshole then? Bankers as a class of people have always been hated in some form for good reason. They tend to pull this kind of shit. Evil fuckers.

>> No.39364078

>>39364043
I mean foreign bankers of course.

>And just what incentive does the progeny have to repay?

See the florence bankers vs. kings of england example i made earlier.

>Why the hell should I pay for the dalliances and frivolity of my parents?

for Christ's sake, I'm trying to save a kingdom here, give me a break

>> No.39364182

>>39364078
I shed no tears for dumb bankers. Remember what I said earlier, they owe you a million, that's your problem not theirs. Don't put yourself into problems. Vet the dude asking for a ton of cash. Talk to his neighbors, his friends, his exes, the whole damn community. If everyone generally thinks he's good for it in the time allotted, give him the loan. Otherwise tell him to piss off.

But... that makes banking a rather poor paying profession. An honest banker is unlikely to rise to the ranks of the uber rich despite the fact that he is the reason they became so by giving them that crucial loan that started their company. Oh he'll live comfortably, but he won't be able to throw a cocaine party every night like celebrities and megacorp CEO's can. Thus they get... resentful, and plot to gain power themselves. Hence, the current world economic system.

>> No.39364292

>>39361084
Yeah, but isn't he, like, an angel himself?

>> No.39365441

>>39358594
>We made another religion based around it here on /tg/ too
Yeah, and we all remember how that turned out. Went from religion based around redeeming evildoers to brainwashed cultists trying to summon a world-eating succubus-goddess.

You can probably blame the paladins for that. Had it not been for them, the thing would've quickly been forgotten and buried.

>> No.39365482

>>39363265
>not even looking at the pic
>not identifying a paladinpost

Dost thov even?

>> No.39365491

>>39365441
>muh paladin boogeyman!
No, it just turns out that - surprising exactly nobody - redeemed succubusfags are massively cancerous /d/ reject fetishfags.

>> No.39365740

>>39365441
And all because I made one single. Damn. Joke. that got taken out-of-hand.

Forget things like killing Hitler; this is why I wish I had a time machine; to un-do my own fuckups.

>>39365491
Uh-huh. When was the last time you actually tried to create something? At least we can say we did that much. Some of us even tried to keep it reasonable, rather than a super special waifu of cancer.

>> No.39365893

>>39365491
I'm still blaming the paladins. Had it not been for them, it probably woul've resulted in one thread of people wanking over their pure succugoddess waifu and quickly be forgotten. Instead we got...Well, you know.

tbh, I'm fine with that. At least the final result was more interesting than mary sue redeemed succuwaifu. While Lilium herself is a very, very stupid idea, there were some neat concepts that I could probably use in a game at some point.

>>39365740
So you'e the guy who made the original "assfat" joke?
Nice to meet you. I think I'm the one inadvertedly responsible for the "intergalactic vore-goddess" Lilium (I made a comment along that lines that if she gets bigger and more powerful from the souls she eats, eventually she'd be able to screw the whole converting people to her cause thing and just eat the world).
I'm pretty sure if /tg/ had a goverment, we'd be tried for crimes againt humanity.

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>>39338003
THEN I SHALL CREATE AN ARMY OF PALADINS WHO CAN SMITE EVIL WITH THEIR DICKS!

>> No.39365992

>>39365740
>>39365893
You both get an amnesty if you can track down the guy who put assfat in the OP "to stop the thread going magical realm"

>> No.39366043

>>39365740
>When was the last time you actually tried to create something?
I've participated in multiple /tg/ projects as well as done plenty of my own shit and none of them reached that level of shit.

Hell, I even helped a little with CATastrophe and while it was pretty rampant with fetishfags trying to insert their magical realm, there was a concerted effort to drive them out instead of the open-armed acceptance you saw with Liliumfags

>> No.39366066

>>39365893
Yeah, because it was Paladinfags (what thus even is supposed to mean I still don't know) who came up with the concept of statues that hug travelers and holy cuddlefuck counselors.

>> No.39366141

>>39366066
I consider that stuff pretty harmless compared to world-devouring vore-goddess that wants to conver the universe into her assfat. And that started with paladins insisting Lilium had to be evil.

>>39366043
Succubi kind of tend to be inherently fetishy. There were people trying to turn the thing into a workable concept, but you can't really take Magical Realm out of succubi, especially when the guy mentioned by >>39365992
kepts putting the most fetishy stuff into each OP. I mean, I quess "evil succubus is pretending to be good goddess to eat the souls of her worshippers" can be done without going full Magical Realm, but it gets a lot harder when every OP focuses on her turning all the souls she eats into assfat.

>> No.39366177

>>39366141
I also don't think it was Paladinfags who determined that Lilium should be a "10/10 milf who's sexy but not slutty and dresses in sweaters".

Face it, the concept was nothing more than wank material from the get go.

>> No.39366291

>>39366177
Never denied that. I think the waifufags were bad. But what really made Lilium famous (or should I say infamous) was the assfat soul-vore part, and that wasn't because of waifufaqs. Were it not for "assfat", none of use would probably remember what Lilium was, since it would've been a single thread with some losers wanking over their pure succuwaifu and that's it. Intead we got several threads that culminated in a galaxy-eating vorecubus goddess.

>> No.39366362

>>39366291
>that wasn't because of waifufaqs
They were still the ones who embraced that shit.
>Were it not for "assfat", none of use would probably remember what Lilium was
I always love it how /tg/ wanks on and on about their "lel so epic hilarious derails" then get all butthurt once they're on the receiving end of one.

>> No.39366404

>>39366362
Most waifufags opposed the assfat-goddess idea because "muh pure good waifu". The whole thing turned into a 3-way shitstorm between waifufags, paladinfags and vorefags, with some people caught in the middle trying to salvage the thing into a working concept.

>> No.39366407

>>39366043
So it's fine when the fetish is catgirls doing cute things, but not when it's a redeemed succubus?

>>39365893
>>39365992
We are bad, bad people. I just wanted to have a succubus who reformed into a goddess of redemption and family. That's it. End of.

>>39366141
And I re-iterate that the assfat thing started out as a joke I honestly should have thought through better.

Oh and we did make something workable in the end. Ultimately, we made something that is only as fetish-y as the user wants it to be.

>>39366362
Gotta admit, I only like derails when something productive comes out of it. Lillium's was just shitposting. God, look at us; we're turning into something as bad as /v/.

>> No.39366446

>>39366407
>I only like derails when something productive comes out of it.
You just now admitted that without the derail, we'd have nothing to talk about.
>Lillium's was just shitposting
Most derails are, but when they're shitposts you like you call them "productive" or "epic".
>we're turning into something as bad as /v/.
/tg/ has always been worse than /v/. /v/ actually gets shit done.

>> No.39366478

>>39366407
>So it's fine when the fetish is catgirls doing cute things, but not when it's a redeemed succubus?
Lilium went full magical realm faggotry even before the assfat jokes, with the hug statues and fuckbuddy clerics. Anytime someone tried to do the same to CATastrophe they got shut the fuck down in favor of talk about adventure hooks and/or SOL hooks in between exploring for adventure.

Trying to conflate the two as one in the same makes you look like a scummy faggot.

>> No.39366505

>>39366407
>we did make something workable in the end
Not really. Her origin story is still a fucking mess and her clergy has no defining roles or aims whatsoever.

Not to mention her whole "hidden nature" is about as hidden as your fetish for succubi.

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