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Welcome to Banished Quest!
You take the role of a young mage labeled a criminal by his people and cast out into the wider world. In the last thread you bought some artifacts, had a chat with the Archmagos, and found a friend.

It is currently the 7th of Svarthi, in the year 936 NH.

Character Sheet:
http://pastebin.com/8wLGz3HQ
Inventory:
http://pastebin.com/9mxDQn7N
Companions:
http://pastebin.com/tWc3Zjje
Spellbook:
http://pastebin.com/Tu1sVEnQ
Current Missions:
http://pastebin.com/rzD5PPsU

Dice:
http://pastebin.com/nhswziq6
Magic:
http://pastebin.com/aYPzn0aU
Combat:
http://pastebin.com/e1peu2ih
Enchanting:
http://pastebin.com/jUQKQLLx
Fluff:
http://pastebin.com/ydKwNLba
http://pastebin.com/sijmZSSf
http://pastebin.com/UygnkCBe

Archives:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Banished%20Quest
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Quidam_Asinus
Ask Page:
http://ask.fm/Quidam_Asinus

Notes:
Using names or trips in this quest is heavily discouraged. While it is impossible for me to prevent you from doing so, I ask that you not. I will also not count any votes made while using names or trips.

During Final Destination style voting, no post from new IPs will be accepted.

>> No.39058380
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You glance down at yourself, and then over to a near-by student. He's tall, for a human. Much shorter than you are, of course. You walk over to him and grab him by the shoulders, pulling him away from the young Elven woman he was chatting up. You turn him around, and freeze his feet to the floor. “Stay still, I'm conducting an experiment. Official academy business.”

He seems worried at first, but far calmer than you expected. You examine his uniform for a while before channeling Fire magic into the air around you. Your appearance distorts, warping strangely for a moment before snapping back into sharp focus. Instead of the sturdy traveler's clothes you'd been wearing, you appear to be wearing the drab light brown on dark robes of a student. Really, they're entirely unbecoming. You don't know why they couldn't pick something stylish, or just disavow uniforms completely amongst the student body. You never had to wear some shit-colored garment as an apprentice.

You nod, releasing the student and pushing him towards his degenerate female compatriot. You turn around without a word and march towards the door to Demetrios' classroom, manifesting an illusory hood and shrouding your face in unnatural darkness as you slip through the door.

You find that Demetrios seems to be in the midst of some sort of lecture, talking animatedly whilst drawing something or other on a slate stone board with a stick of chalk. You slip into a strange combination of a chair and a table at the very back of the room. It has some sort of board attached to one of the arm rest, you can move it some presumably it's attached on hinges. Odd. Most of the other students are listening closely, a few taking notes on parchment, wax tablets, or writing slates made of the same black stone as the board.
(I'm impatient, posting it now)

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>> No.39058407

Now that you've managed to slip in unnoticed you take a moment to listen in on what he's lecturing about. So far as you can tell, he's discussing the properties of Water Magic. How it's used not only to manipulate water and ice, but also to heal wounds and at higher levels regenerate limbs. Of course, all of this is well known to you. You learned this as a thirteen year old barely into your apprenticeship. It's all very basic.

>Turn Demetrios invisible at random intervals.
>Turn invisible and walk across the room to stand next to him, then reappear.
>Start narrating his actions via the brooches, changing your mental tone to avoid recognition.
>Turn random students in the classroom invisible to fuck with Demetrios.
>Give a live demonstration of the process of regrowing a limb.
>Write-in

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>>39058380
>You walk over to him and grab him by the shoulders, pulling him away from the young Elven woman he was chatting up. You turn him around, and freeze his feet to the floor.
Mik just keeps on rolling.

>> No.39058438

>>39058407
>>Give a live demonstration of the process of regrowing a limb.
cmon what else can we do, lets get body horror up in here

>> No.39058441

>>39058407
>>39057326

>> No.39058442

>>39058407
>>Turn Demetrios invisible at random intervals.

>>Turn random students in the classroom invisible to fuck with Demetrios.

we can handle both once we are caught.

>> No.39058457

>>39058407
>Turn Demetrios invisible at random intervals.
>Start narrating his actions via the brooches, changing your mental tone to avoid recognition.

>> No.39058460

>>39058407
>Turn Demetrios invisible at random intervals.
Make sure he doesn't notice it, with the Hidden effect!

>> No.39058466

>>39058407
>Start narrating his actions via the brooches, changing your mental tone to avoid recognition.

>> No.39058470

>>39058407
>Turn Demetrios invisible at random intervals.
>Start narrating his actions via the brooches, changing your mental tone to avoid recognition.
>Turn random students in the classroom invisible to fuck with Demetrios.

>> No.39058475

>>39058407
>>Give a live demonstration of the process of regrowing a limb.

Sure seems like something we would do...

>> No.39058486

>>39058407
>Turn Demetrios invisible at random intervals.
>Turn random students in the classroom invisible to fuck with Demetrios.

>> No.39058487

>>39058407
>Give a live demonstration of the process of regrowing a limb.
Might as well help with the lesson.

>> No.39058491

>>39058407
>>Start narrating his actions via the brooches, changing your mental tone to avoid recognition.

>> No.39058504

>>39058407
I'll have the whole fucking lot please

>> No.39058507

>>39058407
>Turn Demetrios invisible at random intervals.
>Turn random students in the classroom invisible to fuck with Demetrios.

Both.

>> No.39058509

>>39058407
>Turn Demetrios invisible at random intervals.
>Start narrating his actions via the brooches, changing your mental tone to avoid recognition.
>Turn random students in the classroom invisible to fuck with Demetrios.
>Give a live demonstration of the process of regrowing a limb.

Let's really fuck with him.

>> No.39058519

>>39058504
You're absolutely right we should all of them.

>> No.39058525

>>39058407
>>Give a live demonstration of the process of regrowing a limb.

>> No.39058526

>>39058407
>Start narrating his actions via the brooches, changing your mental tone to avoid recognition.
After some time, stand up and do
>Give a live demonstration of the process of regrowing a limb.

>> No.39058528

>>39058407
>Start narrating his actions via the brooches, changing your mental tone to avoid recognition.

>> No.39058534

>>39058407
>Turn Demetrios invisible at random intervals
>Turn random students in the classroom invisible to fuck with Demetrios.

>> No.39058537

>>39058407
>Turn Demetrios invisible at random intervals.
>Turn invisible and walk across the room to stand next to him, then reappear.
>Start narrating his actions via the brooches, changing your mental tone to avoid recognition.
>Turn random students in the classroom invisible to fuck with Demetrios.
>Give a live demonstration of the process of regrowing a limb.
All or nothing.

>> No.39058538

Let's do the others and we can decide on to do the live demonstration or not after we are discovered fooling around.

>> No.39058539

>>39058407
>Start narrating his actions via the brooches, changing your mental tone to avoid recognition.
>Turn random students in the classroom invisible to fuck with Demetrios.

>> No.39058543

>>39058504
Really though, all of these are great, can we please do all of them?

>> No.39058546

>>39058519
Other than appearing next to him since that would reveal us too soon.

>> No.39058557

>>39058546
Well obviously. There's a proper order of operations to these sorts of things.

>> No.39058562

>>39058546
We should save
>Give a live demonstration of the process of regrowing a limb.
and
>Turn invisible and walk across the room to stand next to him, then reappear.
For the finale.

>> No.39058565

>>39058546
we can do that before lopping off both our arms with a massive ice blade

>> No.39058574

>>39058407
Start with
>Start narrating his actions via the brooches, changing your mental tone to avoid recognition.
Proceed to do
>Turn Demetrios invisible at random intervals.
After some time do
>Turn random students in the classroom invisible to fuck with Demetrios.
Once we're discovered
>Turn invisible and walk across the room to stand next to him, then reappear.
and
>Give a live demonstration of the process of regrowing a limb.

>> No.39058578

>>39058407
>Turn invisible and walk across the room to stand BEHIND him, then appear and disappear quickly before he realizes.
>Enjoy the students' panic and confusion.

>> No.39058589

>>39058574
this

>> No.39058605

>>39058407
>Turn invisible and walk across the room to stand next to him, then reappear.
>Give a live demonstration of the process of regrowing a limb.
>The demonstration is done on Deme after we do a surprise amputation on him.

>> No.39058608

Wait untill someone ask about a demonstration or how to do it right if you guys decide to do the live demo

>> No.39058621

>>39058574
This sounds good.

>> No.39058622

>>39058608
>Wait untill someone ask about a demonstration or how to do it right if you guys decide to do the live demo
Yes we should.

>> No.39058625

Overkill kills the fun people. Just do one or two, three at most.

>> No.39058641

>>39058608
I don't think most students would ask for a demonstration on how to regrow an arm anon.

>> No.39058644

>>39058407
Give Deme a surprise amputation and regrow

>> No.39058656

>>39058574
Seconding with the fist of the north star.

>> No.39058658

>>39058625
>Overkill kills the fun people.
Why are you so boring? There is no kill like OVERKILL.

>> No.39058668

>>39058407
Seconding >>39058574

>> No.39058681

>>39058407
>>Turn random students in the classroom invisible to fuck with Demetrios.

>> No.39058683

>>39058574
We must do this.

>> No.39058691

>>39058509
>>39058507
>>39058504
>>39058486
>>39058470
>>39058460
>>39058457
>>39058442
>>39058534
>>39058537
>Turn Demetrios invisible randomly

>>39058442
>>39058470
>>39058486
>>39058507
>>39058504
>>39058509
>>39058534
>>39058537
>>39058539
>>39058574
>>39058589
>>39058621
>Turn random students invisible randomly

>>39058539
>>39058537
>>39058528
>>39058526
>>39058509
>>39058457
>>39058466
>>39058470
>>39058491
>>39058504
>>39058574
>>39058589
>>39058621
>>39058656
>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

>>39058574
I'll just do this, since all of the above/most of the above seems like it wins anyway.

Writin'

>> No.39058692

How about creating an illusion barging in and chopping it's arm and failling to regrow it?

>> No.39058716

>>39058691
>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
What the fuck

>> No.39058720

Rolled 8, 9, 6 = 23 (3d10)

>>39058691
>>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
wat

>> No.39058728

>>39058716
GRRM writing at it's finest

>> No.39058736

>>39058716
I think he's quoting Game of thrones, when dany ate those fucked up barries

>> No.39058739

>>39058716
>>39058720
George R.R. Martin, the American Tolkein, at his finest.

>> No.39058754

How about an illusion/earth magic of a dragon's head crashing through the wall only to say "sup Deme" and proceeding to have a casual conversation with him.

>> No.39058757

>>39058739
Please don't call him that it hurts my sooouul.

>> No.39058799

>>39058728
>>39058736
>>39058739
Why the fuck did he wrote that?

>> No.39058811

>>39058799
To laugh his ass off when the tv production has to recreate it.

>> No.39058825

>>39058716
>>39058720
Can't wait for the shitstorm that will happen when that doesn't happen to Danny in the serie

>> No.39058831

>>39058799
Dany ate berries that made her shit for a long ass time, he wanted the readers to be aware of this

>>39058811
and this, like how he laughs when an actor asks him to not kill of their character That's already dead

>> No.39058842

>>39058799
A character got dysentery and he felt the need to write about her low point which made it a greater even when she returned to power. It was some good contrast, and was to show how she was still human.

>> No.39058844

>>39058799
Hes a shit writer, but at the same time has an intresting setting and isn't afraid to kill off characters.(ignoring his self insert, and favorite loli)
>>39058811
Funny enough the show cut so much shit that is important later in the books, that they announced that they are going down their own route now.

>> No.39058866

>>39058831
>, like how he laughs when an actor asks him to not kill of their character That's already dead
?

>> No.39058867

>>39058799
Why?
Because he could, that's hardly the most fucked up thing he wrote in the books.
>tfw no mirrish swamp to play in

>> No.39058874

>>39058844
Who's his self insert? I only watched the show.

>> No.39058883

>>39058811
>>39058825
>>39058831
Wait seriously? That's hilarious.

>> No.39058899

>>39058866
An actors for some character would talk to him and ask him not to kill off their character because they like being on the show, and he realized they have already died at some point in the book and laughs at them

>> No.39058900

>>39058874
the fat ass who gets his cuck girlfriend that has her incest baby boy( the fucker literally can't die).

>> No.39058920

>>39058739
Myrish Swamp

>> No.39058943

>>39058899
who was the actor?
I want to laugh. is it Joffery?

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>>39058900
Sam? Of all people?

>> No.39058976

>>39058943
I need to go fins that interview with him to find out but I think it was some minor character so no one important.

I feel sorry for Joffery's actor though, fucker quite acting after that

>> No.39058977

>>39058900
Samwise?

>> No.39059004

>>39058967
>>39058977
Yup he is still alive and kicking, and survives a lot of shit, and gets the girl.

>> No.39059019

>>39058976
>fucker quit acting after that
Seriously? Why?

>> No.39059034

>>39059019
I figured getting hate mail got to him.

>> No.39059048

>>39059034
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO DAMN SENSITIVE

>> No.39059054

>>39059019
Because he was getting typed casted as THE ASSHOLE from then on and didn't really like it, and random ass people on the street treated him like shit because people have trouble with that whole reality/fantasy line. Like yelling and fucking assulting him on the street bullshit

He's studing theology now

>> No.39059058

>>39059034
For what?

>> No.39059065

>>39059004
I know that, I was wondering why he took Ser Piggy as his self Insert while he could have anyone.
>tfw no Manderly Pie in the tv serie

>> No.39059080

>>39059054
studying damning he is not pimping himself out

Also remember new Zealand put up a fucking statue of him and torn it down the day his character died

>> No.39059085

>>39059054
So the same problem we have with SJWs.

>> No.39059102

>>39059054
I motion the notion that people who watch HBO are vastly more incapable of telling reality from fantasy than any other demographic.

>> No.39059109

>>39059034
>>39059054
That's rather stupid of him. Well, it's his life.

>> No.39059126

>>39058380
>You nod, releasing the student and pushing him towards his degenerate female compatriot.
YES!

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>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

>> No.39059146

>>39059109
Eh honestly if playing a asshole character got you assaulted, and then to follow that up no one would hire you if you didn't play an asshole of similar level I'd probably say fuck it too

>> No.39059154
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>>39059054
Yo I swear if he becomes the Pope I will never stop laughing

>> No.39059173

>>39059058
People couldn't seperate the character from the actor like >>39059054
shows.
>>39059065
He does some shit and kills some shit, but its major spoilers.( the books basically emphasis his cowardnice, so when he actually does something its brought up to another level)

>> No.39059218

>>39059154
It's really funny because all these fucking people hate him for this shit and then you see pictures of him on the set and he is the goofiest motherfucker ever, he was also that little boy in batman

>> No.39059355

>>39059218
Yeah its really tragic he was quite the good actor

>> No.39059377

>>39059355
oh SHIT

that's why he's going into theology!

>> No.39059393

In funnier news the guy who play ser Jora Mormont has been typed cast as the friend zone knight

>> No.39059426

>>39059393
In even funnier news a bill that is based on the false assumption of the wage gap is getting heavily pushed so that women get more money to make it "fair".

>> No.39059460

>>39059426
You're making me upset, where? Also sauce.

>> No.39059489

>>39059426
I wouldn't doubt it.

>> No.39059492

>>39059426
No more /pol/ pls

>> No.39059533

You have to focus to alter your mental tone sufficiently to make yourself unrecognizable. It's slightly difficult but you manage it easily enough. Reaching out through the brooches to Demetrios, you start to narrate his actions. {The professor scrawled away uselessly at the black board, unaware of the danger which lurked among his students.}

Demetrios jumps, whipping around to survey the room. A few students shift around, or look on curiously. Others focus on their notes. You hear his voice enter your thoughts, cautiously. {Mikhael, was that you?}

You resume your normal tone in order to respond. {Was what me?}

There's a pause, Demetrios slowly returning to writing on the board. It seems to be some sort of formula, with an accompanying diagram of a humanoid body, parts shaded in while others are left blank. You think it's supposed to represent vys reserves and the process of channeling. {Nothing, I thought I heard something. I assumed it was you.}

You grin wickedly as you respond via the brooches. {I'm in the midst of a meeting with the Archmagos, but I'll see you at dinner. We can discuss ideas and how the game is doing.}

You sever the connection and wait until he's back into the flow of his lecture, then once more interrupt his thoughts. {A student vanished, consumed by the beast which lurked amongst the crowd. How many more would lose their lives before he intervened?} To sell it, you turn one of the students in the back of the classroom invisible. All these illusions were starting to drain your reserves, but it's not like you were anticipating a fight in the near future. It was worth it to disturb a friend.
>Vys Pool: (45/52)

(1/3)

>> No.39059552

Demetrios glanced over his shoulder briefly, before turning his attention back to the board. Then he glanced again, turning around this time. You could see him counting off the number of students in his classroom. You can see he's unsettled, but doesn't speak, merely slowly turning back to the board and resuming his lecture.

{Another, vanished into the midst. This time others had taken notice of the disappearance. Worry was spreading, and soon it would boil over into panic and terror. Unfortunately, this would only make it easier for the beast to pick off the unsuspecting youth.} Two more students Vanish, one in the very front of the classroom and another in the middle of the classroom. Students start to talk amongst one another, one girl screaming and pushing herself away from the spot one 'missing' student occupies. The fact there are now ghostly voices joining the chorus from the vanished students doesn't help matters.

Demetrios turns around, holding out his hands to his students. “Please, everyone remain calm. I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. It's just someone playing a prank, I'm sure. Focus, students. Focus.” The fact he's rapidly flickering in and out of visibility doesn't help his case. One of the students near the door makes a break for it, but you use Water magic to freeze the door shut. He starts throwing his shoulder into it, but the door is frozen solid. Others join in but none can budge the door.

Amidst the panic you turn yourself invisible, making your way to the front of the classroom. You draw a knife from your cloak and press it to the flesh of your upper arm, using a mix of Water magic and the blade to sever bone and flesh neatly. You staunch the bleeding and numb the pain with Water magic, as well as weakening the bone enough that you can cut through it with the mundane dagger. You suspend the severed limb with the manipulate spell, watching the muscles twitch and spasm while you absentmindedly tuck away the dagger in your cloak.
(2/3)

>> No.39059571

You drop the invisibility spell while standing just behind Demetrios, who is desperately crying out for his students to calm down. Your severed arm hits the floor with a weighty thud, blood pooling out from where the limb was severed. You let a few spurts of blood spew from the wound as well, making sure to get some onto Demetrios' robes and a near-by student as well before collapsing to your knees and letting out a blood curdling shriek.

At the same time you force your thoughts into Demetrios' head. {So it had begun, the Reckoning. This was the end for man kind. The Gods had returned to finish the job they started so long ago. The instructor, shocked and appalled, couldn't help but think that he had failed in some way. That he might have prevented this. He shan't call it a grave, for it is but the future he chose.}

Demetrios' eyes fly wide, and he joins the rush of students for the door. Some enterprising students have started using Water magic to try and melt the ice you manifested to seal the door, but you manage to maintain it with ease. This was a class of beginners after all, and only Demetrios seems to know anything more than your average Apprentice Water Vatis.
>Vys Pool: (40/52)

>That's enough, stand up and heal your arm. You've caused enough trauma.
>Nah, milk this a little more. Crawl towards the other students while making it appear as if more of your limbs are being hacked off by an invisible monster.
>Open the door and let everyone run away, then casually walk out into the hallway holding your severed arm and shooting blood from your wound while asking people what's wrong.
>Write-in

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>>39059489
>>39059460
here
http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2015/02/10/3621531/oregon-gender-wage-gap/
>>39059492
shh only tears anon. its complete bullshit
>>39059571
>Open the door and let everyone run away, then casually walk out into the hallway holding your severed arm and shooting blood from your wound while asking people what's wrong.

>> No.39059604

>>39059571
>That's enough, stand up and heal your arm. You've caused enough trauma.
Anymore than this and someone calls the cops.

>> No.39059606

>>39059571
>>Nah, milk this a little more. Crawl towards the other students while making it appear as if more of your limbs are being hacked off by an invisible monster.

>> No.39059607

>>39059571
>Open the door and let everyone run away, then casually walk out into the hallway holding your severed arm and shooting blood from your wound while asking people what's wrong.

>> No.39059612

>>39059571
>That's enough, stand up and heal your arm. You've caused enough trauma.

>> No.39059622

>>39059571
>>That's enough, stand up and heal your arm. You've caused enough trauma.

>> No.39059626

>>39059571
>That's enough, stand up and heal your arm. You've caused enough trauma.

>> No.39059628

>>39059571
>That's enough, stand up and heal your arm. You've caused enough trauma.

>> No.39059636

>>39059571
I don't know what to pick, both of these are so good

>Nah, milk this a little more. Crawl towards the other students while making it appear as if more of your limbs are being hacked off by an invisible monster.
>Open the door and let everyone run away, then casually walk out into the hallway holding your severed arm and shooting blood from your wound while asking people what's wrong.

>> No.39059639

>>39059571
>>Nah, milk this a little more. Crawl towards the other students while making it appear as if more of your limbs are being hacked off by an invisible monster.

>> No.39059640

>>39059571
>That's enough, stand up and heal your arm. You've caused enough trauma.

>> No.39059642

>>39059571
>>That's enough, stand up and heal your arm. You've caused enough trauma.

>> No.39059646

>>39059571
>That's enough, stand up and heal your arm. You've caused enough trauma.

>> No.39059649

>>39059571
>That's enough, stand up and heal your arm. You've caused enough trauma.

>> No.39059650

>>39059571
>Nah, milk this a little more. Crawl towards the other students while making it appear as if more of your limbs are being hacked off by an invisible monster.
>Open the door and let everyone run away, then casually walk out into the hallway holding your severed arm and shooting blood from your wound while asking people what's wrong.

>> No.39059653

>>39059571
>That's enough, stand up and heal your arm. You've caused enough trauma.

>> No.39059657

>>39059571
>Open the door and let everyone run away, then casually walk out into the hallway holding your severed arm and shooting blood from your wound while asking people what's wrong.

>> No.39059659

>>39059571
>That's enough, stand up and heal your arm. You've caused enough trauma.
>Write-in
Cackle loudly in the back of the room like the Mad man you are!

>> No.39059662

>>39059571
>That's enough, stand up and heal your arm. You've caused enough trauma.
No need to get arrested.

>> No.39059668

>>39059571
>That's enough, stand up and heal your arm. You've caused enough trauma.

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>>39059591
When I clicked on that link an advert appeared that I read as "Don't get left behind by the Jews!" but it actually said news. I need a break from the internet.

>> No.39059683

>>39059571
>>That's enough, stand up and heal your arm. You've caused enough trauma.
Tell them we're aabout to regrow an arm though, so we can tell Demetrios that we at least contributed to the class, not just messed around.

>> No.39059686

>>39059571
>That's enough, stand up and heal your arm. You've caused enough trauma.

>> No.39059688

>>39059622
>>39059612
>>39059604
>>39059626
>>39059628
>>39059640
>>39059642
>>39059646
>>39059649
>>39059653
>>39059662
>>39059659
>>39059668
>>39059668
>>39059686
>>39059683
>That's enough

>>39059606
>>39059636
>>39059639
>>39059650
>Milk it baby, milk it hard.

>>39059607
>>39059591
>>39059636
>>39059650
>>39059657
>What, is it something I said? Something in my teeth?

Writin' for
>That's enough.

You actually have some options for how you heal your arm.
>Just reattach your severed arm, ought to be really easy.
>Grow a new arm, just to be a showoff.

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>>39059533
>>39059552
>>39059571
I am dying here.

>> No.39059691

>>39059571
>Open the door and let everyone run away, then casually walk out into the hallway holding your severed arm and shooting blood from your wound while asking people what's wrong.

>> No.39059701

>>39059688
>Grow a new arm, just to be a showoff.

>> No.39059706

>>39059571
>That he might have prevented this. He shan't call it a grave, for it is but the future he chose.
Mikhael IS the Doompaul.

>> No.39059707

>>39059688
>Grow a new arm, just to be a showoff.

>> No.39059709

>>39059688
>>Just reattach your severed arm, ought to be really easy.
Not like they can learn anything from watching us regrow it, and this is faster.

>> No.39059712

>>39059688
>Grow a new arm, just to be a showoff.

>> No.39059713

>>39059688
>Grow a new arm, just to be a showoff.
Can we make the severed arm do a quick jig?
Or disintegrate itself while we grow the same one so that it looks like it teleported?

>> No.39059722

>>39059688
>>39059688
>Just reattach your severed arm, ought to be really easy.
I like our old arm personally.

That said I don't care if we regrow it.

>> No.39059740

>>39059571
>>That's enough, stand up and heal your arm. You've caused enough trauma.
I thought we would be giving instructions and all on how to regrow a limb. This was a bit too drastic and pointless in the end with everyone running. It was still damn funny though.

>> No.39059741

>>39059688
>Grow a new arm, just to be a showoff.
We are supposed to teach them something.

>> No.39059742

>>39059688
>Just reattach your severed arm, ought to be really easy.

>> No.39059749

>>39059688
>>Grow a new arm, just to be a showoff.

>> No.39059754

>>39059688
>Just reattach your severed arm, ought to be really easy.

>> No.39059756

>>39059688
>>Just reattach your severed arm, ought to be really easy.

>> No.39059777

>>39059688
>Grow a lifeless husk of a second Mik out of your severed arm and imbue it with a chunk of your soul and animate.
>Rinse and repeat until you unleash a plague of magic MIks on these filthy humans.

>> No.39059778

>>39059571
Dammit, the arm was a bit much

>> No.39059779

>>39059688
>Grow a new arm, just to be a showoff.
Really make it into a lecture. Get them to stop running and pay attention.

>> No.39059781

>>39059688
>Grow a new arm, just to be a showoff.

>> No.39059795

>>39059688
>>Grow a new arm, just to be a showoff.

>> No.39059798

>>39059688
>>Just reattach your severed arm, ought to be really easy.
No reason to show off to some nobodies

>> No.39059802

>>39059688
>Grow a new arm, just to be a showoff
Can we keep our severed arm?
I want to see if we can grow a second MiK, and have that be a flesh golem.

>> No.39059812

>>39059688
>>Grow a new arm, just to be a showoff.
use fire magic on the now severed arm and take a bite of it, perhaps offer it around the students, should calm some nerves

>> No.39059813

>>39059688
>Just reattach your severed arm, ought to be really easy.

>> No.39059821

>>39059802
anon no

>> No.39059832

>>39059688
>Grow a new arm, just to be a showoff.
The whole reason we cut it off was to show them how to grow a new one.

>> No.39059845

>>39059688

>Just reattach your severed arm, ought to be really easy.

No need to waste a perfectly good arm.

>> No.39059851

>>39059821
Why not?

>> No.39059860

>>39059688
Supporting this.
>>39059802

>> No.39059870

>>39059832
>roll for it
>1,1,1
>stuck with a backwards foot arm for the rest of the quest

>> No.39059876

>>39059851
Why?

>> No.39059878

>>39059845
Not a waste, we could always feed it to Ricky, or keep it until we return to El-Amin and cast animate on it and leave it in some hallway for one of the servants to find.

>> No.39059884

>>39059688
>Grow a new arm, just to be a showoff.

>> No.39059888

>>39059802
WHAT HAS MAGIC DONE.

>> No.39059890

>>39059878
No just no.

>> No.39059891

>>39059870
I don't think we need to roll for growing limbs.

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>>39059878
... I really want to get rid of this insanity now.

>> No.39059903

>>39059876
To use VarVars golem idea, or have a decoy/clone.
>>39059888
NOT ENOUGH ANON NOT ENOUGH.

>> No.39059906

>>39059851
Mik isn't crazy enough.
That's some high level shit we shouldn't be trying right now anyway.
You all refuse to do experiments and wanna dive right into this, no.
It also doesn't even make sense, Water uses self-image and heals living things, a severed arm doesn't have a self image nor is it alive.

>> No.39059913

>>39059777
Seconded.

>> No.39059917

>>39059891
We do have to roll for growing limbs.

>> No.39059921

>>39059722
>>39059709
>>39059742
>>39059754
>>39059756
>>39059798
>>39059813
>>39059845
>Reattach

>>39059701
>>39059707
>>39059712
>>39059713
>>39059741
>>39059749
>>39059779
>>39059781
>>39059795
>>39059802
>>39059812
>>39059832
>>39059860
>>39059884
>Upgrade to a newer model

>>39059777
>Zombie clones

Writin' for
>Upgrade to a newer model

ROOOOLL 3d10+12 vs DC 30 (DC 30 base)

Sorry about that, internet went down for a while.

>> No.39059932

>>39059906
You can still heal things with out the whole self image things, that's how Mik did it before he got an insight on one of the meditations.

>> No.39059935

Rolled 5, 5, 1 + 12 = 23 (3d10 + 12)

>>39059921

>> No.39059939

Rolled 7, 8, 5 + 12 = 32 (3d10 + 12)

>>39059921

>> No.39059942

>>39059888
HAS MAGIC GONE TOO FAR?

>> No.39059944

>>39059903
>To use VarVars golem idea

What

>> No.39059949

>>39059921
UPGRADE!
LAZER ARM!

>> No.39059951

Rolled 7, 2, 1 + 12 = 22 (3d10 + 12)

>>39059921
&€

>> No.39059957

Rolled 7, 6, 8 + 12 = 33 (3d10 + 12)

>>39059921
Can we try growing a fancy arm with spikes and shit?

>> No.39059958

>>39059932
I'm pretty sure Water works off self image automatically

>> No.39059959

>>39059921
wa

>> No.39059971

Spend.

>> No.39059973

>>39059935
>>39059939
>>39059951
spend, obviously

>> No.39059975

>>39059951
>>39059939
>>39059935
Well we failed that. Some Grandmaster we are.

>> No.39059982

>>39059935
>>39059939
>>39059951
Good job faggots, you just had to tryy and be a showoff
>>39059957
no, would need more anatomy knowledge, and not crazy ee

>> No.39059991

>>39059951
>>39059939
>>39059935
>23, 32, 22 vs DC 30
>Failure!
You could spend 7 vys for a Regular Success, but you're incapable of making it a Great Success.
You're at 40/52 vys wise.

>Spend 7
>Don't spend

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>In need of a long term decoy/distraction
>Mik holds his cloak up, all grandiose like
>from deep within, innumerable squirmy, slimey tentacles bring forth a naked, living, breathing clone of Mik, covered in icky goo and holding the egyptian funeral pose
>it drops to the ground with a wet plop
>"I present to you, my twin brother, made from my own flesh and blood. Literally."
>hfw

>> No.39059998

>>39059991
>Spend 7

>> No.39060001

>>39059991
Spend.

>>39059982
You talk like we fail.

>> No.39060003

>>39059991
>Spend 7

>> No.39060008

>>39059991
Spend, we wouldn't want to embarrass ourselves would we?

>> No.39060014

>>39059991
>Don't spend
What's the worst that could happen

>> No.39060015

>>39059991
Can we ask Deme to assist us and make it a great success and make it all cool with some floral designs and fancy colors?

>> No.39060018

>>39059991
>Spend 7

>> No.39060021

>>39060001
We did anon. We did.

>> No.39060031

>>39059991
Great now we're probably going to have a little baby arm.

>> No.39060034

>>39059991
>Spend 7

>> No.39060035

>>39059991
>Spend 7
Can you break down the bonuses?

>> No.39060040

>>39059991
spend

>> No.39060051

>>39059991
What would a great success do in this situation? Just a fast regrowth?

>> No.39060053

>>39060015
no

>> No.39060057

>>39060015
No that's gay anon. Not the cool gay its the other type of gay. You know that one gay that's gay?

If we're going to have any type of designs on our body its gonna be vys tattoos

>> No.39060060

>>39060051
Mega fancy arm.

>> No.39060061

>>39059991
Spend 7

>> No.39060077

>>39060035
+8 from Grandmastery, +4 from Frosty

Writin' for
>Spend
That'll put you at 39/52 vys, after applying the cost of spending vys and the cost of regenerating the limb. (7 vys from spending, 4 vys from regenerating)

>>39060051
Basically.

>> No.39060085

>>39060015
>floral designs and fancy colors
What are you some kind of faggot?

>> No.39060086

>>39060077
what about +2 from vatis?

>> No.39060093

>>39060086
Das meditations mang

>> No.39060098

>>39060086
Only for meditations.

>> No.39060099

>>39060077
That kinda adds to the creepy factor, we're making them watch as we slowly regrow our arm.

>> No.39060102

>>39060086
That's just for meditations.

>> No.39060114

You know, this actually works in our favor. We slowly regrow our arm, circulatory system, skeletal structure, muscle fibers nerve endings, skin and hair, etc in gruesome detail.

It's like every medstudent's wet dream, to observe the composition of a limb up close like that. Or traumatizing, in the case of these poor sods.

>> No.39060205

We should have started a fog and make our clothes should have started getting ripped while repeating, "RETUUUURRRNNN THE SLAAAAAAB!"

>> No.39060217

>>39060205
>Tell Demetrios to respond "What's your offer?!"

>> No.39060229

>>39060114
Nah, every medstudent's dream would be partial invisibility.

>> No.39060243

>Guy in traveling clothes wanders up to you and grabs you, dragging you around.
>Clearly foreign, not even the same race as you.
>Mumbles something about official business while checking you out.
>Freezes you in place with magic
>Just walk away, shoving you towards your girlfriend
>Moments later hear desperate pounding on the door and screaming from the door he walked into.
That guy must be so fucking terrified.

>> No.39060245

>>39060229
You mean X-ray vision.

>> No.39060275

>>39060245
No, I mean partial invisibility, x-ray a shit compared to partial invisibility.

>> No.39060299
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39060299

So why do we have a Hiacan Sword that we never practice with?

>> No.39060301

>>39060243
>He walks back out with a half-grown arm talking to your professor like nothing happened
>Thanks you for your robes

>> No.39060322

>>39060299
We're better with spears and we just got a badass one

>> No.39060335

>>39060114
>>39060229
>>39060245
>>39060275
You are all wrong. I am a medstudent and my wet dream is a hot lawyer telling me my university isn't allowed to ask me to pay what I owe them because of the fraudulent financial charges they've made on currently graduated students, all while she slowly massages the tunica of my perkily pulsing prepuce with a warm mix vegetable fat and orange pepper peels.

>> No.39060360

>>39060275
>x-ray a shit compared to partial invisibility.
>Being able to see through things without letting other people know a shit
You are stupid professors would care more about partial invisibility not to mention X-ray vision is more useful.

>> No.39060364

>>39060322
The three-pronged spear is not practical at all anon, we got it for research, not for combat.
Okay, maybe combat against Mama Dragon, but otherwise too risky.

>> No.39060365

>>39060335
>vegetable fat
wat

>> No.39060371

>>39060365
Shortening. It's a really good lube. Trust me, I'm almost a doctor.

>> No.39060397

>>39060364
>The three-pronged spear is not practical at all anon, we got it for research, not for combat.
>Implying we didn't get it to use it.
Pleb we got that thing with the intent to use it.

>> No.39060413

>>39060364
Speak for yourself, I absolutely intend to use it for combat

>> No.39060425

>>39060360
X-ray vision is not more useful.
X-ray has shit tier quality and can only be used for bones for the most part.
The only way X-ray ould be more useful is in the context of adventures and seeing enemies through walls, but we can already do that with Nature, and medstudents aren't known to adventure much.
>>39060397
One wrong move, the pointy end touces us and we die.

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>>39060371

>> No.39060440

>>39060397
speak for yourself, I voted for it for its runes

>> No.39060465

>>39060434
Well, he is as good as a doctor. I think that's somewhere between pharmacist and nurse practitioner in terms of medical expertise. We can trust him.

>> No.39060471

>>39060425
>One wrong move, the pointy end touces us and we die.
You're not suppose to point the prongs at yourself retard.
>X-ray has shit tier quality and can only be used for bones for the most part.
>Implying it would be X-rays
>Implying it wouldn't be superman's bullshit vision.

>> No.39060486

>>39060434
It's terrible if you don't microwave it first for a bit because it's fairly cold, but it's also fairly safe for anal lubrication as well. And no, your body won't absorb it to make your dick grow bigger. That's a common misconception.

>> No.39060506

>>39060486
So what will my ass absorb to make my dick bigger?

>> No.39060513

>>39060486
Well, maybe YOUR shit tier body won't, but that doesn't mean mine won't either.

>> No.39060515

>>39060322
But the sword has more penetration then the spear and it'd be a waste not to learn how to use a sword to the point where we aren't just wildly flailing around like a scrub

>> No.39060526

>>39060486
but ive been sticking my dick into fertilizer for six hours so far! you're telling me the internet lied to me?

>> No.39060530

>>39060506
No, if any gets into your ass and passes the rectal area all it will do is give you gas, but it has to be really up in there.

>> No.39060532

Something just occurred to me...

Could we use Partial Invisibility to expose peoples genitalia and/or breast in public?

>> No.39060535

>>39060486
How deep in debt are you?
there is a QM in anon kun with a 100k debt, and he only got degrees that "interested him" meaning he is a banks bitch

>> No.39060537

>>39060471
Hence 'one wrong move' retard, shit happens in a fight, who says someone stronger than us doesn't force it to face us, or steals it in a fights and uses it against Mik?

>> No.39060553

>>39060532
yes

>> No.39060556

>>39060526
We already talked about this, you are supposed to use dog shit from medium sized dogs.

>> No.39060560

>>39060530
That didn't answer my question

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>>39060553
Let's do it.

>> No.39060571

>>39060556
damnit i was leading up to that one

>> No.39060586

>>39060425
>X-ray has shit tier quality and can only be used for bones for the most part.

Radiographer here. X-rays can be used to image damn near anything so long as the structures have even slightly different mass densities and the proper technical considerations are made. It may not be ideal for some applications but it is hardly shit tier.

>> No.39060603

>>39060586
Fire magic can't even x-ray so it doesn't even matter! NYAAH NYAAAH NYAAAAH

>> No.39060604

>>39060364
>implying we will ever use a weapon instead of just magic in combat

>> No.39060627

>>39060586
Fine, but it is shit tier compared with partial invisibility.
>>39060603
>implying
X-rays are just photons, anon, you know, the thing that makes up light and Fire magic controls?

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>>39060604
My nigga, combat would always be a last resort shit, and now its gonna get pushed back farther thanks to the gem.

>> No.39060654

>>39060515
>But the sword has more penetration then the spear
Actually I think the spear is capable of more than we think it is.
>>39060537
That would require them to
1.) Be able to use it since most our enemies are monsters
2.) Risk getting hit by the damn thing which most wouldn't want to try.
3.) There is no situation where that agrument would make sense any.

>> No.39060657

Man, i honestly wonder what could be accomplished if we got all thirty-eight of us BQ players and got us to design a game, with Soma as head developer.

>> No.39060665

>>39060627
Mik doesn't know that and your metagaming will never reach him because i will stop you
at every
single
turn
just try me motherfucker i've taken too oxycotin four melatonin and three peptobisbals

you're gonna lose ya shitstain

>> No.39060669

>>39060604
I want to get some use out of the rhynian guns we have, i'm pretty sure we can channel spells through them

>> No.39060670
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39060670

How many days until Birthday Skellington?

>> No.39060673

>>39060657
Nothing.

>> No.39060689

>>39060657
Shitposting: the game

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39060701

>>39060670
>That filename

>> No.39060703

>>39060657
Abso-fucking-lutely nothing.

>> No.39060707

>>39060627
So when do we make gamma radiation?

>> No.39060708

>>39060604
>Implying there will never be a situation where we have to fight or use some combat skill

>> No.39060717

>>39060657
The exact same amount that Soma would accomplish solo

>> No.39060723

>>39060654
>1.) Be able to use it since most our enemies are monsters
They just have to stick the pointy end towards us
>2.) Risk getting hit by the damn thing which most wouldn't want to try.
They won't know what it does unless we tell them, and if we're fighting them then they're already at risk.
>>39060657
A mess.

>> No.39060749

>>39060669
Wrong.

>> No.39060751

>>39060701
My quest has more skeletons than your quest.

>> No.39060752

>>39060717
Probably less actually

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>>39060665
You probably wont be doing shit before falling asleep. Also if this is a regular thing for you, for the love of god take some laxatives so you don't end up with a blockage.

>> No.39060783

>>39060763
that's what the salty oat cannabis brownies are for

>> No.39060801

>>39060665
To honest it'll be easy enough to figure out when we attempt Partial Invisibility since it works the same way.
>>39060723
You're forgot 3 you're argument is stupid why would they try using our against us. Serious you're trying to invent a situation that'll never happen.

>> No.39060827

>>39060654
Which would be what? I'm pretty sure they'd have to get touched physically or at least pierced by the spear for it to take effect. What happens if they can reinforce their armor or it's too thick?

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>> No.39060867

>>39060827
I think the creator of the spear would have realized that so wouldn't it make sense for it to have an armor piercing function?

>> No.39060883
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Soma kill?

>> No.39060885

>>39060861
While that is quite interesting and also entertainingly silly I very much doubt its relevance to the current discussion.

>> No.39060892

>>39060883
ded

>> No.39060893

>>39060801
>To honest it'll be easy enough to figure out when we attempt Partial Invisibility since it works the same way.
that is incredibly wrong
and no, it's got a nonzero probability of ocurring

>> No.39060908

>>39060861
nigga this ain't /pol/

>> No.39060910

>>39060883
the fuck with that pic?

>> No.39060927

>>39060867
Point but it was never explained as having one I'd like to also bring up the fact that we don't know that or the severity of its effects

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>>39060883
Someone wants to tag a pomegranate as nsfw?

>> No.39060933

Been reading the archive, finally caught up. We dont know the marshala style associated with tue ancient shield right? Should get darzi to teach us

>> No.39060940

>>39060883
Just writing. It's a big post, for you.

>> No.39060942

>>39060893
How do we make the photons go through an object than anon?
>>39060910
Pomegranate. The Tumblrina is getting triggered by fruit.

>> No.39060950

>>39060908
what's /pol/ about that? it's just making fun of retards it's not like we're discussing fucking israel or something

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I want a Griffon

>> No.39060972

>>39060940
You'd tell us if you were a vampire or something, right?

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>>39060940
>taking away bane

>> No.39060991

>>39060942
>How do we make the photons go through an object than anon?
With magic, you retard.
Partial invisibility makes parts of an object invisible, so regular light hits the rest as if it was just that.
X-ray is making a special kind of photon that reflects based on different densities/etc. it involves no invisibility.

>> No.39060999
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>>39060972
Could this face lie to you?

>> No.39061006

>>39060940
For y-

Well fuck you too

>> No.39061014

>>39060999
Probably, that raised eyebrow is just dripping with deceit.

>> No.39061016

>>39060999
>>39060972
I'm 100% Positive he's a Manpire

>> No.39061025

>>39060940
Goddammit Soma.

>> No.39061028

>>39060967
That looks like a dick on that babby griffon and I was triggered for a sec. Please tag your images before posting them.

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>>39060999

>> No.39061047

>>39060942
You don't need to make them go through. It's enough if you just made them go around it and back to their original trajectory.

>> No.39061053

>>39060927
>Point but it was never explained as having one I'd like to also bring up the fact that we don't know that or the severity of its effects
The shop owner was afraid of it. I doubt he wanted to find out its other uses.
>>39060991
The question is how would you use magic to pass through the object since it isn't as simple as you think it is.

>> No.39061064

>>39061047
>You don't need to make them go through. It's enough if you just made them go around it and back to their original trajectory.
I doubt that for many reasons.

>> No.39061068

>>39061053
No, it's not turning the photons into something else, it's changing the aspects of the object to be invisible.
You can't twist this into being magical science, this is straight up magic.

>> No.39061092

>>39061068
>No, it's not turning the photons into something else, it's changing the aspects of the object to be invisible.
That's not how it works. That's Metal territory not Fire.

>> No.39061105

Since its obvious we are going to the library after this(we are staying the night and the library can also be used for meditation), I might as well repost this.
>Manuals for armours
>Information about the desert
>Information about the jungle
>Golem making book
>Any relevant info about dragons
>more metas/effects
>meditating books
>Books about gems/cores

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>>39060604
>>39060648
>Giving up on Martial pursuits

>> No.39061114

>>39061064
What is there to doubt about? If you just make them go around to their original trajectory anyone looking will just see through the object.

>> No.39061128

>>39060991
X-rays don't reflect/refract to form an image IRL. They travel through a material and strike a special image receptor. The percentage of them that make it through determine the image produced.

For x-ray vision to work we would need to produce the high energy photons behind the enemy, object, ect. and modify the rods/cones in our eyes so that they are receptive to such short wave lengths.

>> No.39061147

>>39061128
oh no anon you're baiting the fleshsmiths with that last statement

>> No.39061149

>>39061105
Add papers on the flow of vys in the body and vys tattoos

>> No.39061181

>>39061114
That's what you meant. I misunderstood you.
>>39061128
Magic doesn't follow real world physics though you do have some good points there.

>> No.39061229

>>39061181
But Anon

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

>> No.39061241

You just can't keep a straight face, this is really just too funny. Your blood curdling scream falters, transforming into a mad cackle as you watch the students practically climb over one another in their attempts to reach the door. You drop your various illusions, students once invisible reappearing unharmed. Demetrios finally stops flickering as well, much to his apparent relief. Even your student robes melt away to reveal your travel garb beneath.

You push yourself to your feet, using your remaining arm to help balance yourself. Shouting to get everyone's attention, you call out. “Relax! Relax, everyone! It was just a harmless joke! Just a little fun between me and your teacher!”

Some of the students calm down, or at least stop desperately trying to escape. Demetrios looks variously annoyed, relieved, and confused. Eventually he seems to settle on annoyed. “You bastard! I thought dabbling with these brooches of yours had called down the ire of some void creature or some other such monstrosity! You nearly gave me a heart attack!”

You hold your remaining hand up in mock surrender. “Relax, Demetrios! Relax! I just thought I might give your students a demonstration of an advanced Water magic technique by showing them how to regrow a limb. I decided to have some fun with it in the process. Where's the harm?”

Demetrios sighs, and starts trying to calm his classroom. Eventually he gets most of the students to return to their seats, but you note that nearly the entirety of the front two rows are empty, save for a young Elven woman who watches you clearly fascinated, or horrified. One or the other, it's always hard to tell between the two. You merely pluck up your severed limb and wait, leaning against a desk in one corner of the room while you wait.

(1/3 or 4)

>> No.39061247

Happy April fools day.

>> No.39061261

Once the students are seated, Demetrios motions you into the center of the room. You stand up straight and stride forward to stand proudly beside him. He clears his throat, addressing his students. “Class, I'd introduce you to Master Mikhael Abdul-Hakim, a friend and business associate of mine. The co-founder of Siege! in fact, and an accomplished adventurer. He's here to show you the process of regrowing a limb.”

You step forward, bowing low. You touch the fore and middle fingers of the hand on your severed arm to your forehead and then your chest. You hear one of the students whisper something about being sick. Once you right yourself, you smile broadly to the class. “Before I begin, are there any questions?”

One boy timidly raises his hand, you point to him using your severed arm. “Yes, you. In the middle.”

He coughs, fidgeting uncomfortably for a moment before speaking. “Isn't-well, isn't regenerating limbs like a... Grandmaster technique? If you're only a Master, isn't this really dangerous?”

You shrug your shoulders, flicking out the severed limb and getting a few drops of blood on the floor. “I don't know, yeah. It's probably dangerous. Severing a limb is always dangerous. It should be noted that I am a Grandmaster by skill even if I'm only a Master by title. I'm due to test for the robes next week, after I resolve a few issues elsewhere on the continent.” You turn your attention from the boy to the rest of the room. “Other questions?”

(2/3 or 4)

>> No.39061265

>>39061241
Oh shit. Are we Deadpooling? We're totally Deadpooling. This is great.

>> No.39061272

You're met with silence, so you opt to begin the process. You channel vys, allowing your body to do as it wills with the excess energy. Slowly, bone begins to weave itself together. It's proceeding at an inordinately slow pace, but this actually proves advantageous. Even if you do have to pump more vys than you otherwise would into the healing process. You can see individual strands of bone weaving themselves together with others to form a seemingly solid body. The strands split at where your elbow should be, branching off into two separate lengths of bone before shattering as it reaches your wrist. There seem to be a dozen bones in the hand alone, you had no idea.

Blood vessels and muscle flow forth next. Snaking veins and arteries wrap around the skeletal arm, others veins running along the surface of the rapidly growing muscle. Individual bands of muscle anchor themselves to bone with lengths of tendon, others cords of red tissue attaching themselves to those muscles already anchored. Your arm rapidly turns into a glossy red and white mass of muscle and tendon, bone visible only at your elbow and within your hand. You flex your fingers carefully. Apparently nerves must have come along with muscle tissue, though you didn't notice them.

Fat and skin roll across the exposed muscle, covering it like a blanket. You hold your severed arm up to your newly grown arm for the class to see. They're exactly identical. Actually, you new arm may be just slightly more toned than your old arm was. You're pleased to see that the front two rows have filled in a bit, as students moved to get a better look at the process. Not by much, though.
>Vys Pool: (39/52)

(3/4)

>> No.39061294

You're greeted by polite applause at the end of your demonstration. You bow again, once more using your severed arm to touch your forehead and chest. You're not really sure what to do with the arm, considering you have no more need for it. You could give it to Ricky as a snack, but you're not sure you want him to have a taste for your flesh.

>Give it to Ricky.
>Toss it into the crowd like a bouquet of flowers.
>Just give it to Demetrios, not your problem any more.
>Toss it somewhere before you leave.

>See if you can't get Demetrios to call the lesson early and join you for dinner now.
>Excuse yourself and head for the library, you want to do some reading.
>Pick out your room in the staff apartments and do some meditating.
>Write-in

>> No.39061298

>>39061241
>the front two rows are empty, save for a young Elven woman who watches you clearly fascinated
What can you say, it's hard to resist such a dashing Samja.

>> No.39061320

>>39061294
>Write in
Ask if anyone would like the arm as a souvenir
If no one wants it give it to Hayes

>> No.39061324

>>39061294
>Ask the class "Who wants a souvenir?"

>> No.39061327

>>39061294
>Dispose of it tastefully
>Head to the Library

>> No.39061335

>>39061320
>>39061324
these

>> No.39061337

>>39061294
>>See if you can't get Demetrios to call the lesson early and join you for dinner now.
and
>Ask the class "Who wants a souvenir?"

>> No.39061339

>>39061294
Freeze it in ice and put it in our cloak so we have it for whenever we need to fake our death at the hands of a large boulder.

>> No.39061344

>>39061294
>>Toss it into the crowd like a bouquet of flowers.

>> No.39061345

>>39061294
>Give it to Ricky.
>Pick out your room in the staff apartments and do some meditating.

>> No.39061346

>>39061324
my nigga

>> No.39061348

>>39061294
Keep it in the cloak, don't let Ricky eat it, we'll figure out an experiment later.
Or just incenerate it.

>> No.39061355

>>39061229
From a narrative stand point. That last bit always gets left out.

>> No.39061357

>>39061294
>Using hand as a pointing stick, ask questions, laud them with your adventures. Ask permission from Demetrios first, of course.

>> No.39061361

>>39061294
ask if anyone needs a hand, since you seem to have a spare one.

>> No.39061362

>>39061294
>Ask the class "Who wants a souvenir?"
>Excuse yourself and head for the library, you want to do some reading.

>> No.39061364

>>39061294
>Just give it to Demetrios, not your problem any more.
>Excuse yourself and head for the library, you want to do some reading.

>> No.39061365

>>39061294
can we try to regrow a body from the arm?

>> No.39061368

>>39061324
no
>>39061339
>>39061348
these are okay

>> No.39061373

>>39061324
Oh god yes this.

>> No.39061386

>>39061294
>Just give it to Demetrios, not your problem any more.
>Excuse yourself and head for the library, you want to do some reading.

>> No.39061410

>>39061294
>Give it to Ricky.
>Pick out your room in the staff apartments and do some meditating.

>> No.39061413

>>39061339
I'll get behind this.
Should make for a good feint at some point. After all, what kind of madman would cut off their own arm to fool his enemy?

>> No.39061426

>>39061324
>>39061294

Yes. This please.

>> No.39061436

>>39061294
>>Toss it into the crowd like a bouquet of flowers.
>>Excuse yourself and head for the library, you want to do some reading.

>> No.39061447

>>39061294
>>Toss it into the crowd like a bouquet of flowers.
>See if you can't get Demetrios to call the lesson early and join you for dinner now.

>> No.39061453

>>39061324
Good thing no one will want it.

>> No.39061471

>>39061294
>Just give it to Demetrios, not your problem any more.

>Pick out your room in the staff apartments and do some meditating.
Metal.

>> No.39061473

>>39061294
>Keep it just so you can make terrible hand/arm puns
"Thank you all, would anyone like to give me a hand with another demonstration? Don't worry, it'll be 'armless!"

>> No.39061481

>>39061294
>Excuse yourself and head for the library, you want to do some reading.
>>39061324
Seconding

>> No.39061490

>>39061294
>Toss it somewhere before you leave.
>Excuse yourself and head for the library, you want to do some reading.

>> No.39061493

>>39061362
>>39061337
>>39061324
>>39061335
>>39061373
>>39061320
>>39061361
>>39061426
>>39061481
>Who wants a souvenir?

>>39061364
>>39061386
>>39061337
>>39061471
>Pass it off on Demetrios

>>39061327
>Dispose of it tastefully

>>39061344
>>39061436
>>39061447
>Toss it into the crowd

>>39061410
>>39061345
>Give Ricky a treat

>>39061413
>>39061339
>>39061473
>Preserve it on ice

Heading to the library seems the consensus, so next thread will start with creepy shenanigans and reading.

>> No.39061524

>>39061473
kek

>> No.39061528

>>39061493
>next thread
Gaaaaaaay

>> No.39061543

>>39061473
>puns
autism in word form

>> No.39061544

>>39061528
I need sleep, Anon. I have class in the morning.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Banished%20Quest
Archive is here.

Next thread Thursday, hopefully starting at noon.

>> No.39061554

>>39061544

Thanks for the run boss!

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>>39061544
>Thread description

>> No.39061562

>>39061544
Thanks for running Soma

>> No.39061638

>>39061544
Night Soma! Sleep tight and don't let the imoutos bite!

>> No.39061900

>>39061638
That just means she needs to practice more.

>> No.39062275

When did this become a comedy quest? Not that I mind.

>> No.39062438

>>39062275
When Mik's madness reached high levels.

>> No.39064982

I'm gonna bump this cause i can.

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