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>Long live the new thread!
\check out our pastebin: http://pastebin.com/MhAQAJiw

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>> No.39028807

You dingus >>38979211

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Just gotta keep this one alive till the other dies, it'll all be good.

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>> No.39033343

What happened to these threads? I remember them getting a lot of attention a while ago, with a few skilled creators reliably putting out content for them.

>> No.39033406

There is currently another thread >>38979211 that is still going strong, but that doesn't have CYOA in the subject title.
This one will pick up when that one, which does have new content and creators in it, falls off the board.

>> No.39033419

Ah. Thank you.

>> No.39035536
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Only if it's still around

>> No.39035993

>Dat scientist

>> No.39037337

>no new paperwork error

>> No.39037483

good, we don't need more /d/ shit here

>> No.39037513

That edge.

>> No.39037533

Just ignore him.

>> No.39038013
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We do now.

Just to make you mad.

>> No.39038210

well, I hit a creative wall on mine, perhaps everyone else has the same problem.

>> No.39038414

That one needs more options. I went double grunt and I can't hold all these points.

>> No.39038521
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>tfw you will never play mind control games with MCCYOAA
>tfw no face, only games

this world is too bleak for me

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>> No.39038828

(20)Gundam Fighter

Char Aznable(40)
Mashymre Cello(50)
Zechs Marquise(70)
Frost Brothers(150)

(100)Correct Century
(60)Moonlight Butterfly
(40)God Finger
(35)Fin Funnels
(30)Rinko Iori
(0)Duo Maxwell

I don't use the same physics as everyone else, I have a harem I probably pay little attention to, I have managed to make an absurdly large array of powerful enemies who cannot stand against my broken technology, and I have a bro whose job is basically to sit there and gasp when I do something that should be impossible.

I am the Sue that surpasses Yamato!

>> No.39038992

>Female 100
>Char, Zechs, Cello and the Frosst brothers 180
>Gundam Fighter 105
>Correct Century Gundam 55
>Fins Funnels, God Finger, Trans Am 20
>Waifus Rain and Lacus

Series name: /u/ Gundam or Dash U Dash Gundam. Still not as weird a name as Turn A Gundam.
Watch as the creators try really hard to avoid falling into canon Mary Sue, SJW or straight up yuri porn territories.

>> No.39039242

Your series is a tragedy. Every battle you fight and enemy and every battle you lose a waifu, not due to enemy action but to the overbearing strength of your own attacks. Eventually you are left with nothing. enemies fallen and allies alongside them the ending is you in your unstained gundam wandering the uninhabited wasteland you have created.

>> No.39039452
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Neglected OC coming through

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>> No.39039584

It looks really good, but I don't have the time or energy to read through it all and do a full build right now.
Where did the barracks image come from?

>> No.39039619

Does anyone have the Battlemage CYOA? I had it on my old computer and I haven't seen it show up since I got a new one

>> No.39039631

Alright, but just be prepared for when he kidnaps a goddess after eating another one and starts ranting about creating his own world where they can be together forever.

>> No.39039680

Not the author. It came out about a month ago, but hasn't been reposted as far as I know, hence "neglected". But I realized this could be interpreted as me being the author neglecting my own OC - far be it of me to ever imply I did another author's work.

I personally really like it and wish it were more popular.

>> No.39040025

Male 5
Coordinator 50
Cosmic Era 20

Fin Funnels 5, Trans-Am 10, ALICE system 20, Moonlight Butterfly 40

Ramba Ral 5, Lockon Stratos 5, Nena Trinity 5, Lacus Clyne 10, Rinko Iori 5

Char Aznable +20, Zechs Marquise +20, Frost Brothers +30

I guess all I really need to do is out-cool the Jesus guy and become the fan favorite. Also, since I'm a space wizard, I'll use my abilities to psychically project my smug grin into my opponents cockpits as I beat them.

>> No.39040325

>helping a spectre set up a kingdom of the undead and becoming a necromancer of incredible power

spectre knight arah is the best possible ascension path. No doubts.

>> No.39040694
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Wonder what happened to this guy?

>> No.39040811

Suggestions from last thread

Caverns and labyrinths are too generic for geography, some phenomenon a little too "duh"

Geography: Maybe the ever rare divine 'adamantine' veins like in dworf fort (with the waiting demons not far underneath) or rune "stone" a metal with a very malleable poetic name allowing greater changes to it and the world close to it or gems of mystic power and might with strange properties without even enchanting it.

Phenomanon: Volcanic fire-troll births, dispersing great ore into the world anew or, strange "storms" attacking large caverns with radiant inner poem changing radiance, maybe assorted storms with anything from undead raising properties (like hostile drauger things) to raining nutritional ale or, maybe fey moods that overtake the dwarves that inspire them to build items beyond even the grandest of conduits and mortals with even nonsensical and strange materials and poetic natures, always coming out as nigh undestroyable, vastly powerful and mystical/strange items.

>> No.39041034

Needs some beautification and less Wal'O'Tex

>> No.39041417


Triggered at gender selection. Tomino kills more men than women, maybe Victory withstanding.

>> No.39041509
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What is it these days with people and getting their feelings hurt so easily?

>> No.39041549

They're encouraged by other people on the internet into thinking that everywhere should be a soft sensitive land of puppies and hugs.
The internet has done great things for our society but there are some really shitty side effects.

>> No.39041584


Its just an expression anon. Its still a shitty CYOA, it doesn't even have Allenby.

>> No.39041729

It's a shitty expression used by easily damaged women who like to get offended at every goddamned thing.

>> No.39041823

For all those complaining about not having enough OC: after I finish the Arch Demon CYOA (1 page to go, but I'm going to Greece next week so it's getting delayed.. Again.. Sorry) I have a post-apocalyptic legend CYOA that's pretty promising. I may need help with some ideas (my creativity and resolve are beginning to falter with the text portion...) but I'm pretty hopeful for how it'll end up. I can post a pastebin for the WIP of the text so far if anyone's interested

>> No.39041851


sounds like you got triggered.

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>> No.39043096

I'd say to post it but I've found that working on one project at a time is more effective.

>> No.39043496
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Speaking of not having enough OC, here is some OC hot off the press!

>> No.39043539

Interesting. Will have to build in a better state of mind.

>> No.39043813

>There will never be a Harem Creator secret card, and we will never fight over it

I read 7th Sea too bro, you fucked up half the details

>> No.39043955


>Sentinel Mio(10)CRUSH
>(8)Tekla Kaellela
>(6)George Wertheim
>(2)Winnie Yau
>(0)Ming-Na Wu

Success: 95
Survival: 105

Some cute crazy cultist is funding this little journey and coming along since every good party needs a white mage. Don't have to worry about her being frail since her love for me keeps her pushing forward, did I mention she's cute? Sadly it appears someone else grabbed the cash but I was in it to become grossly incandescent so I'm fine with that. Especially since my newfound incandescence should allow me to fulfill my new waifu's crazy agenda.

I get the feeling this won't be our only adventure together.

-Sincerely, Sol Novis, Gentlemen Adventurer

>> No.39044377

Blind Expedition
Survival. Odd number on my post = -30% survival chance


Sentinel Mio (11)
Winnie Yau (8)
Tekla Kallela (6)
Mingna Wu (4)
Don Cephal (2)
Sperm Dumpster (1)
Woofer (0)

Twosix twosix twosix

>> No.39044394

Forgot to roll

>> No.39044452

Rolled 6, 3 = 9 (2d6)

I am retarded and forgot to roll.

>> No.39044622

Literally every major creator is either busy (thrall, SDA, tunebuggy) or fucking dead (beri, spadesy). Only Scientist is still actually producing OC.

>> No.39044669

this is why you should all help me find a color picture with more than two female orcs that's safe for this board. It's proving surprisingly difficult.

>> No.39044679

I don't think I've ever seen a sfw pic with more than one orc girl in it, you're right that this shit is hard.

>> No.39044818

I'm busy too, but i'm getting some free time soon.
I'm working on the NCYOA instead of assignments, for instance.

>> No.39045330

>out-cool the jesus guy and become the fan favourite
Nigga you don understand

>> No.39045354

>as if you could out cool Jesus

>> No.39045585

Rolled 72, 87 = 159 (2d100)


Expedition for Anville Bunker

Base Success Rate: 20% (Total 85)
Base Survival Rate: 40% (Total 115
Treasure Worth: 5 Million USD
Unique: Vial of strange Liquid. Cures any Disease.
Requires: Greasy Monkey

Sentinel Mio (10 credits)
-Comes Along, intent on Destroying the Anville Bunker

--Treasure Hunter--
Winnie Yau (Suc +25%, Sur +15%) (-3 cr)

Tekla Kallela (Suc +15%, Sur +15%) (-2 cr)

--Grease Monkey-- (Required)
Katie Marchand (Suc +25%, Sur +5%) (-2 cr)

Sue Larenko (Suc +10%, Sur +20%) (-2 cr)

Jane (Suc +5%, Sur +10%) (-1 cr)

-Disaster (1d2, 1=Survival Rate -30%)
-Competition (Success Rate -15%)

-Icebreakers (Lifelong Friends, Sur +10%)
-More Treasure (Double Treasure, roll d6, 1= All Unique Treasures)

Time for the Rolling...

>> No.39045595

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling for Disaster (-30% Sur)

>> No.39045598

Rolled 2 (1d6)

Rolling for Treasure (All Unique Treasure at 1)

>> No.39045638



"After acquiring the information about the cursed treasure-hunter, I came to quickly decide that I needed to act. There might be a fair share of expeditions in the future, but someone capable of putting all this information together would be invaluable as an ally, and thus could not be allowed to perish.

I found a contact that was more than happy to go along with this, as long as I would make certain that the rest of the illegal drugs at the site would be destroyed as well. To be safe, the whole safehouse would have to be blown up. Thankfully its in Kansas' more rural area, so it shouldn't harm any innocent people.

10 Million USD worth of treasure isn't anything to scoff at either, but the real treasure would be the cure for the curse that the one that acquired all the necessary information to begin with had contracted. With the treasure hunter healed, more expeditions could take place in the future.

I found a number of interesting people willing to work together on this, though a bit of a careless word with the doctor got me a palmprint aching on my cheek for a few days time, but thankfully it was cleared up as an honest mistake and an apology was accepted.

I managed to strike up a bit of a friendship with these people and look forward to the next journey, and given that none of them had anything to complain about the money they received, an equal share to each on completion, I think they're happy enough.

We had a close call when a vial of dangerous disease sample broke during our mission, almost killing all of us, but thankfully our doctor's quick thinking had us come out with little more than a nasty chill and a good reminder of what kind of sick people we are dealing with."


>> No.39045652


"Still, there's several other treasures to look for, I had hoped some of them might be found in the vault as there was indication the people behind the cure were at least aware of these other treasures, perhaps a good reason why they kept holding onto the cure, perhaps intent on bargaining for the remaining information from the one who had put it all together before, in exchange for their life.

Nevertheless, I am intent on setting out to the next journey soon, and we'll have all of these treasures claimed in time. With friends like these, it ought to be possible, though I will admit I hoped to find the key to immortality here.

Perhaps in time, and if we do, we'll have to study the sample a few years undoubtedly but if it can be copied... all of us treasure hunters will have it... but the secret shall be ours. Too many immortals would only mean trouble.

The Ouroboros Society plans for the next expedition, and with every step along the way, we shall be growing stronger and stronger..."

>> No.39045782

What happens when I choose blind expedition and after picking my team i don't have the requirement?

>> No.39046683


Not sure but guess you gotta drop someone from your selection to afford the requirement? Probably not allowed to do any other changes but drop 1-2 to get the credits for what you need, and take the required person with that, but eh.

>> No.39046686

Wow, I didn't actually think about that. Thanks for pointing that out. I guess the requirement is no longer required if Blind Expedition is chosen. I'll write a note about it in the next update, thanks.

>> No.39047321

I did the dice roll again

100 beri has multiplied into a harem size quadruplets

60/67 trainwreck and scientist goes on an 1 month vacation with me

83 spessrefuge guy (tanned body building girl) is now my waifu/wife

>> No.39047502

Stupid question, Sue Larenko is treated as a woman (by stats)?

>> No.39047730

Can Mio's healing cure Sue?

>> No.39047872
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Ray Carver +20% success, +10% survival
Paititi: +15% base success, +5% base survival
Challenge; Treasure thief I
Challenge; Competition -15% success
Reward: New you: Sal Morgen +10% sucess, +20% survival
Reward: Icebreakers +10% survival
Winnie Yau: +25% to success, +10% survival -3 credits
Contact: Lady Trevalyn (8 credits)

Pollinus Satch + Mount -3; +35% survival, + 15% success

= 60% chance of success, 80% chance survival
Modified with competition/new you 70% chance of Success, 100% chance of survival

So what if we don't get the treasure or the money, the journey is important and no one will be left behind on my watch.

And if we do succeed...

>> No.39047963

That's a good question. Yep, she's a woman.

Of what? Mental instability? Gender dysphoria? In either case, Mio's healing only affects physical wounds, not anything mental or disease related.

>> No.39048013

>Of what?

>> No.39048025

The penis is here to stay, for better or for worse.

But tunebuggy just made a CYOA!

>> No.39048034

Literally who

>> No.39048047

>Literally who
Someone's showing off their new...
There's like a 50% chance you're either tunebuggy or Lamas Kroen.

>> No.39048076

Actually I haven't been here for months. I don't know who most of these people are. The last big CYOA I could recall was space refuge.

>> No.39048114

Me and my party are going to o on an expedition to the annville bunker which I was very lucky cause I rolled 1 and my contact is sentinel Mio

My party is the following
Pollinus satch
Tekla kallela who is my crush
Ray carver
Sue larenko
Judith fern and jack faulds

Rewards icebreaker

>> No.39048215

Why is this 1300 pixels wide?

>> No.39048264

Thanks for writefriending, this was an enjoyable read!

I liked the number 1300 for the width. 1200 for the text/image body is a nice even number for division by 2 or 3, and that left me 50 pixels on either side as a buffer.
Why do you ask? Is there a viewing problem on your end?

>> No.39048324

Ignore what people say about width. Designing something properly has nothing to do with always making your CYOAs 1200px wide. Really, that's just a way for accommodating people with shit resolution screens. Making your stuff 1200px wide becomes bothersome for those with bigger resolutions. The important thing is scaling--make sure your stuff is legible to both lower and higher resolutions.

>> No.39048330

The optimal width is 1200. It still allows for easy division into two or three columns plus buffer.

>> No.39048349


Not either of these guys, but what is a font size or font type to use? I'm building a CYOA myself for the first time.

>> No.39048352

Rolled 38, 76, 78, 67 = 259 (4d100)

Spessy <3
All or nothing edition: I'll take the highest possible choice per dice

>> No.39048391

I don't agree that there should be one fixed optimal width for all CYOAs. Not only does that feel unnecessarily restrictive from a creative perspective, but I don't really understand the rationale behind the number itself. Why 1200 specifically? Why isn't 1300 fine?

Anything legible is fine. Preferably sans-serif, in a nice 12 or 14 point font for normal text body. Honestly I feel like it doesn't matter too much as long as it's easy to read and thematically consistent.

>> No.39048413

Glamour Trueblood with something like hemophilia (just need to survive the ritual to create an abode and you're set), NEET it up for the rest of eternity.

>> No.39048432

CYOAs that need extremely wide or narrow dimensions are the exception. Why is yours such a CYOA?

>> No.39048436

New you doesn't transform you for free. You still have to pay credits for your new form.

>> No.39048497

1300 pixels is "extremely wide"? are you browsing the internet on a matchbox?

>> No.39048503

Because 95% of people have a screen that's wide enough to display an image with a width of 1200. If you went down to 1000 it would be 99%. If you go up to 1600 (another width that's considered acceptable by some) it's less than 50%.

The creativeness you put into a CYOA has very little to do with its width.

>> No.39048519

Unless you become a contact, in which case you get paid 6 credits for not taking a contact (or paid more if you do take one).

>> No.39048530

1200 fits most screen resolutions, so it's a good stable resolution to start with. But like I said in >>39048324 it shouldn't exactly judge how you design your CYOA. 1200 is the minimum to work with, so more advanced designers should strive to make something that can be read at that resolution but can also be read at higher resolutions. People shouldn't have to resize your CYOA to read it. Focus on scaling.

>> No.39048665

Like I said, I don't believe in imposing one single "optimal" width for all CYOAs. For me at least, CYOAs are about creativity, the play of ideas, and all the fun of imaginary worlds and situations without necessarily all the rigor of a fully-realized system. As such, I love discovering CYOAs in new and interesting formats, and I think I would lose a little bit of that joy if every CYOA I ever saw was 1200 pixels wide. Obviously, CYOAs need to be legible too, but that doesn't mean that we need to impose highly strict and specific standards on image dimensions.

Creativity is linked with image width because image width is one factor in determining the format and layout of your CYOAs.

In any case, I have gotten very few (maybe none?) visibility complaints about any of my CYOAs until now. Most of my CYOAs are in fact wider, in the range of 1500-1800 pixels. As such, I'll continue to design CYOAs the way I want to, as it seems like others enjoy them just fine without them having to be 1200 pixels wide. Again, I understand that visibility is an issue, but I think it is less of an issue than some people make it out to be.


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>> No.39048730

This isn't about your beliefs.

>CYOAs are about creativity, the play of ideas, and all the fun of imaginary worlds and situations without necessarily all the rigor of a fully-realized system.
Sure, that's true, but it has nothing to do with image width. You can't use this as an argument for anything solely relating to it.

>Obviously, CYOAs need to be legible too
Why is that obvious? What if someone said that they lose a little joy when all the CYOAs they discover are legible? That's how you sound to me honestly.

>In any case, I have gotten very few (maybe none?) visibility complaints about any of my CYOAs until now.
Just because you're doing something that isn't optimal doesn't mean it's a big deal. It's more of a "it's good but could be better" sort of deal.

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Mystery box

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Another one you don't see much of.

>> No.39048922

Why is this not about my beliefs? I think my beliefs are relevant to this discussion, as your beliefs and the beliefs of everyone who makes or enjoys CYOAs.

>Sure, that's true, but it has nothing to do with image width
Like I said, image width is one factor in determining a CYOA's ultimate design, format, and layout. Example: Beri's "Yggdrasil" CYOA, which I think is highly interesting and creative, would never have worked if it were restricted to 1200 pixels wide.

>Why is that obvious? What if someone said that they lose a little joy when all the CYOAs they discover are legible? That's how you sound to me honestly.
I don't really understand this point, sorry.

>Just because you're doing something that isn't optimal doesn't mean it's a big deal. It's more of a "it's good but could be better" sort of deal.
That's a fair point. Still, it nevertheless strikes me as odd that I've never gotten a complaint until now, and on one of my thinnest CYOAs, no less.

Anyways, like I said, I don't think you will be able to convince me to adopt a fixed width for my subsequent CYOAs. I will continue to design visible CYOAs within a reasonable width range. I think this allows me to be creative and flexible while still delivering a readable product that most of the community enjoys and, more importantly, I can be proud of. And that's all I have to say about that.

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>> No.39049135

It's not about anyone's beliefs. Beliefs are not arguments. If you want to argue, form an argument. "But I don't think so." isn't getting you anywhere. Except maybe annoying the people here, in which case I approve.

>I don't really understand this point, sorry.
What's there to not understand? The question about an image's width is in pretty much the same category as the question about whether a legible font should be used. We actually HAVE had people who used massively illegible fonts in their CYOAs you know. So yeah.
>I lose a little bit of joy if every CYOA is of a convenient width
>I lose a little bit of joy if every CYOA is written in a convenient font
Pretty much the same from where I'm standing.

>> No.39049164

Potential exploit: Stick dick in silver hole, use ability on self, proceed to stick dick in as many power-granting holes as you want.

This assumes that the silver hole's power would affect whatever would keep you away after you've spent your tickets, but not whatever grants you the powers for sticking your dick in the holes.

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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>Tomb of qin
I must admit, immortality gets my rocks off.
>Sentinel Mios
Blowing things up should be fairly easy, with the gang I have planned. However, most importantly, I bring her along, for her healing ability. Our group will need it.

>Pollinus Satch w/mount
I need his survival skills to help navigate this insanely deadly land full of traps and poison. Plus, his combo with my next choice...

>Sal Morgen
Ensures that I can blow this place sky-high. Using explosives provided by Sal, modified using Pollinus, I should have enough demolition power to destroy the old, weak walls of this tomb. He will also be our main tool against the Terracotta warriors.

>Ming-Na Wu
She can be used to place the explosives in hard-to-reach areas, as well as fight the warriors slightly.

>Don Cephal
I need him, like Pollinus, to decrease the lethalness of the environment. Also, when push comes to shove, he could also possibly help with the explosives.

I mean, seriously, the min-maxer came out of me for a bit here. 1 credit, for what is a 20% increase in survivability? Crazy. Also, completes my survivability at 100%, which neither of the other 1 creditors could have done.

>Surv. 100%
At least, if all else fails, I get out there alive, and with bonds I may never lose.
>Success: 60%
Admittedly, lower than I'd like, but nothing's at risk, so why not?

>Treasure thief 1
250 million is quite a loss, however I'm sure that the immortality, after I find the missing ingredient, will give me time to recoup my losses, so to speak.
>New You: Sal
This just gives me some consolation if I don't get the treasure, and allows me to stay in 'the game' after this excursion (after all, no one would want to work with me as I am now)
If I get this, then I'm practically already immortal. If I don't, then it's not the end of the world, I still have a long, exciting life ahead of me as a treasure hunter :D

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I really need to clean up my CYOA folder.

>> No.39049450

So blood red + white makes you a loli hermaphrodite? And you can add dark blue to make that oppai loli futa?

>> No.39049466

The supernatural mystery entry has so many shout outs I actually feel kind of nice that I recognized some.

>> No.39049470

Yeah, but the guy became one of the soldiers, which is what I was referring to.

>> No.39049548

>For me at least, CYOAs are about creativity, the play of ideas, and all the fun of imaginary worlds and situations without necessarily all the rigor of a fully-realized system.
Then let's make CYOAs that are 1639 pizels wide and 137 pixels tall where choices are penguins and my facebook friends XD

>> No.39049565

>penguins and my facebook friends XD

So your facebook friends are dead?

>> No.39049599
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Behold my old time hero cyoa

Type discreet body
Special powers strength, genius, vision and atomic heart

Bought all gear and training

Armor lucernium

Vincent fury
Hazel jones
Adam king
White shadow

>> No.39049628

For those who chose New You and Sal Morgen: What's under the armor?

>> No.39049631

>I don't agree that there should be
It's not a matter of what should be, it's a matter of what is. Sure, it would be zany if reality just sort of conformed to anything an artist wants, but it doesn't work that way. In reality, people view CYOAs on their screens. Although people have done a lot worse than 1300.

>Preferably sans-serif, in a nice 12 or 14 point font for normal text body.
I find things to read cleaner if it's serif (as normal for body text) but size 16 or so.

>> No.39049681

>For me at least, CYOAs are about creativity, the play of ideas, and all the fun of imaginary worlds and situations without necessarily all the rigor of a fully-realized system.
What the fuck does this have to do with resolution? Making it a bizarre resolution doesn't change the fact that the content is bland, and the content is the place where you SHOULD be creative. Being "creative" with basic usability qualities is not a positive thing like format and layout is not a positive thing. Those are functional qualities. People say that the Guggenheim Bilbao is a wonder of architecture, but if it didn't do a god job standing up in addition to looking kind of cool, I can assure you that nobody would say that. Basic usability is a fundamental feature and needs to be dealt with before getting artsy.

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Guy who made this arguably didn't understand the point of CYOA's in the first place, but at least some of the ideas are okay.

>> No.39049729
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More original ideas, probably poorer choices overall.

>> No.39050004

It's an excuse and a derail. She doesn't want to actually discuss the pertinent issue of that particular CYOA but just to go "muh feels, CYOAs should be any size!"

>> No.39050041
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>discreet body (free diplomatic training and Hazel Jones) 100
>atomic heart 75
>force field 40
>flight 10
>toolbox 0
>lucernium armour -20
>expert mechanic -30
>Tekroto -30
Invasion Earth 0

Be newest Atomic Woman version. Train with Hazel and try to upgrade her with my mechanic training so we can be Atomic Woman duo. Then fight off martian invasion together along with Tekroto who can also help us with any philosophical conundrums that come up.

>> No.39050047

You width whiners are really pathetic, Christ.

>> No.39050077

That's a very good point. Not really.

>> No.39050092

Whoa there, that kind of pointless ad hominem is totally unnecessary. If you want to insult somebody, at least just call him a redditor or something like the other guy.

>> No.39050097

Does anyone have "choose a girl" CYOAs, with lists of pros/cons for each potential girlfriend? I know I've seen a few, but I didn't save any ;_;

>> No.39050107

Who wouldn't pick the wisdom toilet?

>> No.39050110

He means the author of that cyoa (and several others) is a confirmed grill.

>> No.39050209

I'd watch a magical girl show about Celtic holidays.

>> No.39050214

Yeah, best way to go is ignore the autistic kids who are afraid of side scrolling. None of them ever produce anything, and I've never seen any of them do anything positive. They all just seen and scream and whine about image size.

>> No.39050223

An internal error occurred: 5129A2DC253DA.AB45849

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>> No.39050305

>Like I said, image width is one factor in determining a CYOA's ultimate design, format, and layout. Example: Beri's "Yggdrasil" CYOA, which I think is highly interesting and creative, would never have worked if it were restricted to 1200 pixels wide.
Let's put it simply: Why does your CYOA need a suboptimal width? Does it have roots everywhere? Nope. So what is your justification for making it worse?

>> No.39050317

Anon, can you stop whining about how your mouse doesn't work and just do the CYOAs?

>> No.39050377

>Super Human Hottie
>Hope you enjoy getting kidnapped.
Yes, I do.

>> No.39050779

Where did Spessrefuge Guy being fit do you even lift come from? Why is SDA into anal? Why is scientist passive aggressive? Why is bliss so needy? And what the hell is a tunebuggy?

Can creator give us a blow by blow of why they made the cyoa and why certain personality quirks were chosen? I'm curious because like in the case of SDA their best known cyoas I've read and don't see any anal play in them and while I like space refuge I don't see an obsession with fitness there. Or Liminal being a bubbly little blonde girl obsessed with fashion. It's funny considering so many of their cyoas are dark and horrible places dominated by beings hostile or uncaring providing benefits and new lives laced with insidious fine print.

I say funny, but I don't mean bad. It's almost appropriate or clever. Where did these ideas even come from?

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>> No.39050872

Have you seen Star Dust's waifu page? That's where the anal comes from.

>> No.39050883

Success Rate: 55
Survival Rate: 70

Lady Trevalyn (+8) - She seems nice enough, and a flower in a mercury tomb should be easy to spot.
Winnie Yau (3) - Nice girl with decent stats. Coming back after rolling, she gets a bonus for us being in China too, cool.
Katie Marchand (2) - So far our Success bonus is lower than Survival, so this should even it up. Sounds nice enough too.
Don Cephal (2) - Sounds like we'd get along great.
Jane (1) - This thing is fucking neat, and boosts Katie too.

Challenge: Blind Expedition, Rolled 6 - Tomb of Qin
Waifu get. I think I'll go with Winnie Yau.

Now for the rolls.

Rolled 29 on Success, which scrapes by as a victory. So we manage to succeed, but it was close. We probably have some crazy stories to tell about close calls.
Rolled 16 on Survival, which beats the odds. Turns out mercury isn't as deadly as they say.

So we managed to survive and obtained an incomplete potion of immortality and 250 million in treasure. Our journey isn't quite done yet, as we now have to figure out and obtain this last ingredient, but things have gone well so far.

Interesting CYOA.

>> No.39050887

It seems the creator just threw together anime stereotypes and randomly assigned them to a cyoa creator.

>> No.39050971


>> No.39050976

I'm pretty sure i'm not really passive-aggressive. I can't tell though, i can't see myself from another perspective.

The whole thing is a bit of a joke though, i think if i recall correctly.

>> No.39051051

How do you side scroll with your mouse?!

>> No.39051114

Click the scrollwheel.

>> No.39051136

If you're mouse is like mine, push the wheel to the side. It's not as good though.

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Because anon forgot the mystery box..

>> No.39051443

Dem rolls

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>> No.39051517

Jelly filled.

>> No.39051554
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Society be damned.

>> No.39051656

Esmeralda. 16 years old and sexually experienced is a, from a scale of no to yes, yes.

>> No.39051722

>White supremacist is -
>Transsexual is +
reddit pls

>> No.39051822

You like other people's used goods?

>> No.39052358

>muh untouchde virgin ;^)
because dealing with that shit is something I want to do long-term

>> No.39052381

Well anon, gotta say? There's a lot of ground between you two. Big difference between 'metric shit tons of partners at 16' and 'virgin' and a lot inbetween.

>> No.39052995

I can never tell with /pol/. Sometimes just thinking about a dick makes a chick a slut

>> No.39053097

That sounds more like /a/ to me, but whatever. You outright listed it as a bonus that this teenager has fucked a lot, so the other anon remarked at that. So his position is easy to understand.

>> No.39053200


Elsa for sure. I'm so glad Disney finally made a Princess that doesn't just fall for "Prince Charming" without even knowing him. I think she and her sister just have sisterly love and it's not really supposed to be romantic, but I wish it was because it's about time they have a gay Princess.

>> No.39053221

We really don't need gay characters in a medieval fantasy land. Hell we don't need them at all. Incest especially is something we don't need.

>> No.39053280

All of those things happened back then, anon.

I wouldn't even mind that she's sexually experienced, that can be a good thing. But a gypsy? All of my nope, I'd rather be with an Australian aboriginal.

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I'm going a date with Elsa and this is the suit of armor I'll be wearing for the evening

>> No.39053332

Better make sure she's okay with zombie dick, Arthas.

>> No.39053372

I too am going out on a date with the mistress of magic

>> No.39053381

Rapunzel is perfect.

>> No.39053386

What, she's going on a date with several people at once?

>> No.39053392

Can I get the Worm CYOA and the rebalance of it someone did?

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>> No.39053484


I could identify with a Princess character a lot better if we swung the same way.I might've been a lot less confused when I was growing if there were more les characters in media. The Wheel of Time books really helped me realize I wasn't just going through some weird faze and there wasn't anything wrong with it.

>> No.39053485

Anime cyoa super robot powered up tume

>> No.39053530

>Can only identify with people exactly like you.
So how does it feel to be a weird sociopath? I sure as hell didn't have a problem identifying with male characters or ones that weren't human. People who need to be catered to so specifically are pathetic.

That you also need support from fictional characters for your life is pretty sad too.

>> No.39053558

>could identify a lot better
>can only identify
I'll take Reading Comprehension for 500, Alex.

>> No.39053562

Don't bully, anon, everybody is entitled to their tastes.

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>People who need to be catered to so specifically are pathetic.
>That you also need support from fictional characters for your life is pretty sad too.


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>> No.39053764

Spectre Knight Arah - Decent guy, strong, and has the best ascension for my goals.
Seidkona Gelthe - Cute, useful, and sorta new at this. We can learn together.
Varangian Rurik - Fun guy, main melee combat specialist. Also might be my wingman for Gelthe.

I really like Hild but she's suspicious of magic users, how sad. Gelthe's okay, though. Now for my castle.

Seashore (20) - I love the ocean.
Roman Village (15) - Decent start and can take advantage of the trade and land of the sea.
Roads (10) - More trade, helps the place grow.
Spice Market (15) - More trade.
Barracks (5) - We need some protection now.
Forge (10) - And arms for them, since our market is more specialty than anything else.
Docks (15) - What's an ocean town without a harbor?
Runestones (5) - Cheap and character specific.
Roman Infrastructure (5) - Yeah, hygiene is a big plus.

Points were kinda tight there, but I guess this is a decent start. Shame all of the magic stuff required such an expensive set up or specific characters.

Castellan - For the sake of the defense of the town.
Spy - So I don't have to deal with scheming lords.
Admiral - For all the ocean stuff.

Town Guard - Big trade cities need guards.
Knights - Elite troops, and we're rich enough to afford it.
Archers - Range is important.
Legionaries - Decent soldiers with the numbers to support the knights.
Varangian Guardsmen - Why not? They sound like a party.

This is a nice CYOA, I'm surprised I haven't seen it before.

>> No.39053985

Me, Napoleon, Chelsea, black jack, seki-kun, deliverie and mink are going to stop da evil wizard

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>> No.39054313

I'm havering a nice day out with the perfect partner

>> No.39054387
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This CYOA doesn't get enough love.
Think Tron, with a healthy dollop of Code Lyoko, a dash of The Matrix, and a pinch of cosmic horror.

>> No.39054411

I have a mechs now

>> No.39054474

was this made before or after the cosplay one?

>> No.39054682

My three knights are mechaknight constans, dermit knight aun and neon knight croyne

>> No.39054730


>> No.39054766

Are you sure?

>> No.39054788
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>the agency

>endurance 3
>durability 3
>immunity 3
>self healing 3
>elementalism 2
>self improvement 2

>new identity


>be nerdy girl who spends to much time on internet
>decide to try magic from /x/ because bored
>actually summon mysterious being that offers to teach me magic
>little bit later super secret agency detects my magic when I'm experimenting with my elementalism
>point of build is to be really hard to hurt or kill and be really good at elemenatlism magic and keep it boosted all the time so be like a agency sorceress, except not squishy
>rival is infuriating dudebro in the agency who isn't elementalist but has things like stylish, social enhancer, and reputation and always one ups me and makes sexist quips
>this rage drives me to always improve my skills and be a better agent who can travel around the world and liberate oppressed women in places like middle east while doing stuff for agency
>and I get to walk around dressed like a witch now!

>> No.39054807

>it's about time they have a gay Princess
tumblr pls go

>> No.39055349

>TFW no CYOA where you become the slave of a femdom hypnotist

>> No.39055460

there are a lot of those you tard

>> No.39055472

Plenty of things have options for it but no CYOA specifically for it, or at least that I haven't seen

>> No.39055665

make it?

There are a respectable number of femdom cyoas, there are hypno cyoas, there are cyoas where femdom hypno is an option. If you really want something so oddly specific, then make it.

>> No.39055746

Teach her to be a dom

>> No.39056160
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t-tell me i'm pretty /cyoa/

>> No.39056206

Stalin forever.

>> No.39056233

You're pretty, just stop posting terrible CYOAs.

>> No.39056420

Mao Chan is not over sexed enough.

Hitler Chan should also have a weakness for sweets, and a drug problem.

Stalin Chan does not drink enough, and she should veer towards being a mean drunk, relatively.

>> No.39056489

Yea, you're pretty, pretty shitty.

>> No.39056985

Ouroborus Knight Ahriman (Ascension) - Clearly evil, but I like the idea of enslaving demons to extend my lifespan and gain power/wealth/a personal army. In a world where the strong rule, the four of us will rule as kings of kings.
Centurio Caivs - The strategist and face of the group, and a potential bro.
Seikona Gelthe - The healer and ranged assault knight, Caivs's defensive nature complements her vulnerability well. Ahriman and I will have to slowly corrupt her good nature.

Forest (10) - Secluded away from prying eyes, and a source of meat and timber
Magician's Lair (30) - It would be difficult to locate my underground fortress in the vast forest.
Carpentry (5) - A no-brainer with all that wood nearby.
Hunter's Cabins (10) - Fresh meat to eat and animal skins to trade for any needed supplies.
Ancient Crypts (10) - Knowledge is power - knowledge of magic moreso.
Sorcerer's Den (15) - To practice the dark arts.
Training Grounds (10) - To train my mortal, and eventually, demonic army.
Runestone (5) - In time I hope to enslave not only demons, but the spirits of nature. The idea of a holy artifact protecting a fortress of demons is also hilarious.
Library (5) - Knowledge of the plants of the forest would be useful.

Castellan - I'm sure he'll love the Training Grounds.
Druidess - Someone who can make use of the Runestone and heal injuries.
Ranger - Badass to patrol the land and discretely take care of any wandering intruders.

Scouts - Obvious.
Archers - There's plenty of wood for arrows.
Footmen - Oh, the Training Grounds will make men out of you.
Drake - Feeding him meat is not a problem with the Hunter's Cabin.

Time to exploit the world.

>> No.39057003

I hate it when cyoas have an obvious 'correct' choice because you know anyone with half a brain would be able to make the correct decision and choose paula pot.

>> No.39057052

Dude, she slips out at night and doesn't tell you why or where she's been. She's a cheater.

>> No.39057374

>I'd definitely flesh out the geography somewhat. I mean, everything is Caverns and Labyrinths, so make them more interesting. Perhaps the Labyrinths start to appear as they were actively carved by something rather than just being random. Perhaps there are rumors that they all connect somehow, letting you find places you'd never discover otherwise. Perhaps the Caverns are filled with mysterious things as well - gigantic glaciers larger than skyscrapers, entire caverns with ancient poetry carved into them, enormous empty castles and cities build into solid rock. Evoke a desire to explore this strange new world, rather than just making it a depository for powers.

>> No.39057467

Nah, it's cool, she's just a serial killer.

>> No.39057579

You can't prove that.

>> No.39057600

NO NO NO! she actually conspires with mutants and commies

>> No.39058022


Seidkona Gelthe: staying in the back and supporting us with her use of magic and runes as well as acting as the groups resident doctor when needed.
Spectre Knight Arah: using his invisibility and power of talking to the dead to divine new routes and scout ahead for us. Also good to sow chaos in enemy lines during greater battles.
Wizard knight Orion (ascension): Everyone needs an older mentor figure to smoke with and unravel the fabric of reality. Acts as our frontline tank with his rune shields and heavy armor to boot. This is basically a two for one since we discover how to destroy the chaos and simultaneously make everything cooler by bringing back magic and monsters to the world.

Mountains (15) Mainly for the defense
Magician's Lair (30) We're literally just four wizards so might as well act the part

Forge (10) We need to maintain an economy somehow
Mines (15) Golems can work the underground and form new tunnels as well
Library (5) Obligatory for the wizards
Alchemist's Laboratory (10) Making Orion feel at home as well as investigating explosives
Runestone (5) It'd be nice to keep things safe from other magic

Gold! (10) Gotta capitalize on the mines and forge to make jewelry for the sake of commerce as well as crazy alchemical ingredients.

Diplomat: Let him handle the trade deals and other nobles while my gang of wizards fuck shit up and create some golems

Scouts: The mountains are hard to traverse. Keeping scouts will be good to explore the magician's lair as well demoralizing the enemy
Archers: Create some fortifications and let them shoot from the very top.
Assasins: It's cramped, can't afford too many people and they're good at doing what they do anyway.

Drake: I can make more golems, I can recruit new wizards, can't find a drake anywhere else though.

with all of this I've created a secluded and comfy lair for me and my wizard pals to hide in while my diplomat helps keep the expenses low and get reagents. Also dragon.

>> No.39058314

>All those typos
It hurts, but moving on.

>Megacity 3
Universal Jack 25/100
Dynamic Storage 40/100
Object Destructor 65/100
Identity Masque 90/100
Wish I could fit Quantum Leap in there.. will be my first attempted upgrade and then it's the long hard road to getting Dissembly

Drifters and Bulwarks to nab myself
Enhanced Vision and Search Scanner

I move around the Megacity, trying to keep the places of popular transit and use free of hostiles. Basic tactics are to hack the local area to create perfect terrain for guerrilla warfare while staying stealthed and picking opponents off. When the situation warrants, I'm a sucker for lost-program cases.

>> No.39058697

>W.A.S.T.E. muted horn in the background
Hey, a reference to something I recognize

>> No.39058803
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I was waiting for someone to catch this. Good work!

>> No.39059127
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There was this one cyoa I saw a while back, black text on white background. Heavily emphasized drawbacks. Mystery box was becoming a sea monster that could make a cult complete with not-Deep Ones.

Anyone got it?

>> No.39059458
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This thing?

>> No.39059531

Yeah. But that's the mystery box. Got the other options?

>> No.39059554
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Here you go.

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Thanks. Have a crazy waifu for your troubles.

>> No.39059728

Rolled 99, 86 = 185 (2d100)

9 credits from Kestrel. Easier to accomplish than Mio's contract.

Disaster and Payday.

Don Cephal (5 success, 25 survival) 2 cost, Male
Florence Kandel (30,0) 1, F
Jack Faulds (15,0) 1, M
Sal Morgen (10,20) 2, M
Sue Larenko (10,30) 2, F
George Wertheim (5,20) 2, M
Bringing Kestrel along: M

5+30+15+10+10+5=75% success
25+0+0+20+30+20=95% survival or 65% if disaster roll fails (post is odd)

>> No.39059800

I imagine some musclehead who suffers from a very poor self believed body image hence why he never takes off his armor in front of others.

>> No.39059830

Brutal rolls. You're lucky to be alive.

>> No.39060565

Sorry guys, but Star Dust is officially cancelled, as is with all my future projects with you guys. I'm not gonna be around anymore, despite not being around anymore for the past while anyways. But yeah, I'm officially retiring.

I've got way too much to do lately, and April Fools.

>> No.39060718

ya got me

>> No.39060780


Almost forgot what day it is. I should go outside more often

>> No.39060877

It is still the 31st on the west coast. Don't mess me up like that.

>> No.39060881

Too obvious. Stardust has been finished for ages.

>> No.39061013

Still 31st everywhere in America except for the east coast.

>> No.39061039

East coast is the only part of the US that matters.

>> No.39061314

That is false.

>> No.39061340

New Mexico reporting
You're a faggot

>> No.39061341

Go away, California. I hope your drought keeps getting worse.

>> No.39061358

Are you seriously pretending your state matters?

>> No.39061359
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Do you feel the need to post that same build every time the CYOA is posted?

>> No.39061395

>East coast
The most popular parts of america with foreigners are typically Texas, New York, and California.

In that order.

>> No.39061429

Now you're just being crazy.

>> No.39061472

Not california. California is the only part of the US that matters less than the east coast.

>> No.39061502

>Foreigners not mattering
>In a nation that loads of foreigners immigrate to

>> No.39061504

Then I'm not sure where you are that you think matters. Hate the East Coast if you want, but the midwest or wherever the hell you are is completely irrelevant without it.

>> No.39061525

You act like that's even remotely a good thing.

>> No.39061563

>Playing right into the ignorant american stereotype
Please tell me you're not one of the people who hasn't traveled out of their state of birth

>> No.39061593

I've been out of the country. It's still not a good thing.

>> No.39061603

If you think "culturally dead, culinarily shallow, and financially parasitic" are what matters in a region. If it weren't for places like Utah, Texas, California, Alaska, Mississippi, and so forth the entire eastern seaboard would be one looooong Detroit.

>> No.39061610

Travelling out of the country isn't a good thing? Or the country itself?

>> No.39061616


>> No.39061619

Given that it's the only way our economy can remain functional and it's the consequence of our revolutionary political ethos, yeah, it's a good thing. Go put on your white hood and raise your hand high over the horizon somewhere else.

>> No.39061650

So... people wanting to come into the country and become citizens, and therefore getting jobs and paying taxes is bad how?

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>> No.39061671

I see lots of false claims without any real supporting evidence, chief. Good on you for spewing propaganda, though.
Half of those places are completely irrelevant, one is a shithole, and the other is Texas.
>Paying taxes.
Hahaha, not the majority. And no, even those that do are not a good thing unless you love the absolute erosion of identity and culture here.
Bitch, I'm mixed race.

>> No.39061691

What, 8/9ths English and 1/9th douche?

>> No.39061708

Or alternatively
>>>/entry level politics or economics course at your community college because it is seriously this fucking basic and obvious/

>> No.39061740

More like "My dad's family came from Mexico a few generations back and my mom swears up and down there's some Indian in her somewhere.". Hell, that's what I get accused of being all the damn time. Mexican.
Oh, I see, you're incapable.

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>The majority of people who immigrate legally don't have jobs and don't pay taxes
>even those that do are not a good thing unless you love the absolute erosion of identity and culture here
>absolute erosion of identity and culture here
>Identity and culture
>In Murrica
As an american, I have to say that's bullshit. What "Identity and culture"? Redneck culture?

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Pic relevant

>> No.39061795

I'm complaining about illegals if you didn't notice. Only the second half of that applies to all.

And the only reason you don't think your country has a culture is because you're so immersed in it. It's the 'normal'.
No, you people are just ridiculously mad that your part of the country doesn't matter.

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>you people are just ridiculously mad that your part of the country doesn't matter
Nigga, I'm from Texas. The state that was it's own country for over a decade. The state with a farm bigger than rhode island in it. The state with the world's largest military installation in it.

So before you tell me that "My part of the country doesn't matter", you need to check your 13 colonies before they get wrecked.

>> No.39061918

Texas is absolutely horrible. If you want to split off, go ahead and do it.

>> No.39061948

Keep up the denial, anon. I can't hear you over the sound of the better state.

>> No.39061996

Do rest of the dictators also.

>> No.39062004

>Takes up almost 8% of the nation
>NASA Mission control
>3/10 of the country's largest cities
Texas a best

>> No.39062024

rapunzel for immortality

>> No.39062037

Happy sluts is my fetish.

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If you announce a pair of panties and then wear them, the corresponding orc will come rape you.

>> No.39062201

Male or female orc?

>> No.39062223


It's one of my favorite cyoas and favorite builds and some people even included my character in their backstories, which is pretty fun.

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the orc in the panties pic.

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>> No.39062401

Just making sure

>> No.39062428

Whoops, guess I meant Nen Master.

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>> No.39062521

Wizard Knight Orion(ascension)- If I am interpreting this correctly, you become pretty godlike. Seems like the most powerful choice.
Neon Knight Croyne- Right hand bodyguard while doing Orion's ascension.
Mechaknight Constans- Left hand man. Also could give some sound diplomatic advice.
Feudal Castle on a hill (65)
Roads (55)
Market (45)
Improved Agriculture (35)
Mansiones (15)
Brothel (5)
Roman Infrastructure (0)
>Advisors/Soldiers/Specialty Soldiers
Town Guard

Really wealth is of paramount importance when ruling a land. Having roads, markets, brothels and the mansiones to increase foot travel along with somewhere for people to stay will keep my ruling territory strong. Improved agriculture and hygiene (roman infrastructure) to protect against famine and disease to keep steady trade going. My diplomat to ease tensions with other towns and giving opportunity for great trade. The merchant to capitalize on these offerings. A spy to keep tabs on public opinion within my territory, and possibly silence the beginnings of any rebel group. Town Guard to act as a police force and small militia. Knights for obvious reasons. Archers and Longbowmen to keep any invaders at bay. Hopefully not needed. Hope I finish the ascension quest for Orion before darkness comes to my land. Warp reality and shit.

>> No.39063045

So collegiate + bald eagle for person means we get to be a bald eagle that constantly sexes up the rest of the party?

>> No.39063090

Do people have any enemies or drawbacks they would like to see in the Necromancer CYOA?

I'm thinking i might need a few more so i'm asking /tg/.

>> No.39063118

I'd like to kill some green skins and some of them damn mooslims.

>> No.39063228
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ghosts coming to me with their damn problems
enchanter who figures she can just mind control me and take my army instead of mind controlling a whole army herself
bard who spreads songs about me, but I can never seem to find him
need to consume raw flesh

>> No.39063241

Undead rights activists.

>> No.39063249

>Obama, Clinton, Franklin
>double priviledged

Plan: I like his magical realm, I'll play through this quest as the antagonist's ally. I won't let my allies know this. I'll use Franklin to turn Hillary into his sex demon that will never try to pass any laws harmful to video games. I'll encourage Franklin to focus less on the quest and more on inventing and getting the rest of the world to work together. I'll tell him to go for the long term strategy (so long he never beats the antagonist). Obama will be the main threat, after initially convincing the antagonist to carpet bomb the middle east and north korea into nothing, and suggesting several preferences of mine for legalization, I'll have no contact with them. I'll encourage obama to smoke weed e'rr day to the point where he smokes himself retarded. At which point I'll manipulate him into dismantling spy programs, and to smith the world in other ways I'd like.

Endgame: A benevolent, if heavily fetishistic dictator has made the world a safer place, Franklin has brought about a wonderful wave of technology and diplomacy. Obama has marilized legaljuana, Hillary has drowned in semen, 90% of congress/house are permanently retired. And I settle down in the woods with my loli monstergirl wives.

>> No.39063298

This is gold.

These are really interesting ideas, i like them.

>> No.39063527

I like this, thank you.

>> No.39063659

This is good, I was hoping to see more dictators. Please, add more!

>> No.39063685

Hulder wife. That would set a lot of what I want to do in place anyway. Plus, it would be sweet to be a great hunter.

>> No.39063787


Well, that's dissapointing.

>> No.39063863

You're only looking at the butt, nothing says they can't be girly dudes or something.

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>> No.39064023

Pretty sure that anon wanted the D

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>> No.39064116


needs a pot belly and thick dick

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I wish I had a girlfriend so I could wear her panties.

>> No.39064160

So, how did this happen?


>> No.39064166

The d is so much stronger than a man.

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Here's a new version with a better intro and adamantine added to geography. But I need another geographical thing now, and I have no ideas.

I think what I've got there is okay though.
>Volcanic fire-troll
This world is ice and cold, that seems like an odd thing to add.
>Draugr storms
Not really seeing much association with anything else in those.
>ale, fey mood
The only associate there is just "dorfs". Doesn't really seem to fit the world in my opinion.

>> No.39065107

Oh hi. I came here because of that thread. Particularly >>/d/6082042 made me realize you guys have some really good stuff going on here.

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>> No.39065119

Goddamn, I always manage to mess up crossboard links.

>> No.39065151

That's by far the lewdest that's been made at any time in recent memory though.

>> No.39065165

For now.

>> No.39065838

My yandere girlfriend is another fat chick

She is the same age as me
She has light skin
Her eyes are brown
She has black hair
She has a d cup and the worlds largest butt in history

She is a daughter of a politician and is very innocent despite the fact she's is somehow a mere deconstruction of said trope

She is the worlds most smartest women in the world and is the best survivalist who has a mud hut

She is small but she looks like this http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2013/324/d/d/ssbbw_micaela_by_bedbendersinc-d6v13t7.jpg

She doesn't go outside very often and she is able to time travel

Her weapon is a piano wire for some reason and she holds my hand when ever she tells

She is really quick to anger and her face is almost childlike

>> No.39065908

You never seem to have a problem writing about your choices, so why not devote some words to the section question so you can change her build like the rules say you can? Then you can decide she isn't a fatty.

>> No.39065962

>Her weapon is a piano wire for some reason
Because they make the best garrotes, presumably.

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Status online

Size level 3
All the rest is level 2

Interdemensional bedchamber
I'll grab my stuff


>> No.39066449

What about a strongfat orc woman?

>> No.39066491

rune "stone" a metal with a very malleable poetic name allowing greater changes to it and the world, appears to be simply burned stone with a grey luster, highly valued by smiths due to the malleable nature of its poem and strength which can be directly tied to its odd poetic form

>> No.39066536

Malleable poems don't really make sense conceptually. How can a poem have more or less malleability?

>> No.39066607

Phenomenon- "singing caverns", when a pocket of gas or high pressure water is mined, the gas/liquid commonly as real world dynamics, tries to go up/down with little real headway, due to the nature of the caves the winds start to " sing" in a strange and "pure" form of the poem, causing many a variety of effects on the ore and stone it passes by as if that's the way it was sent to be creating not just that but also strange formations of gems (thought to be useless) but recent conduits seem to prize them, as for the water it "hums" with a more subtle force, changing life ever so slightly, with occasional massive mutations but nothing usually drastic, the pools of water commonly gets odd effects from the ores and poetic change it has endured, the longer its flown the more potent, but never predictable

>> No.39066683

The poem could be more leenant on prose, while not completely allowing you to go "and then this blade was made of nuclear rape" more of "the blade did show a nuclear glitter, of much strength and power, that the blade played havoc with wildlife, foods, and Pete"

More malleable in the sense of it being able to take a little more inconsistence and make a little stronger the weird effects we all know/want

>> No.39066763


Holy #%*$

T. Roosevelt

Bald eagle and collegiate


>> No.39066784

That's a matter of the poetic form rather than an individual poem. In any case, making allowances for shitty poets doesn't seem to be in keeping with the usual way of a conduit world, in which you get power by becoming like the world itself. You should just git gud at poetry instead.

There's something here I think. Not sure exactly what to do with it though, spontaneous song seems a bit odd and the changes you're talking about seem to fast and too magical compared to changing something's properties by changing the poetry of which it is composed.

Maybe some natural-forming wave organs that chant poetry and effect the properties of an area? A wave organ chanting seems weird though.

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Just replace "bricks" with "shit ideas" and it'd be a match!

>> No.39066962


Armok/forge god shrines? Strange outcroppings of worked stone that show reverence to a deity, praying at one or doing tasks for the deity will _______ ( increase the yield of your next mining efforts, bless you in your next battle, allow a MORE bountiful harvest this season, etc.)

>> No.39067293


You're very welcome.

>> No.39067443

The native dangers and unwelcome guest still make no sense.
They're supposed to be extra inconveniences, not the default ones of the realm.

>> No.39067479

They're pretty default in a lot of the non-fan worlds. I think it's fine, since the system changes in the next version anyway.

>> No.39067654

i like to imagine its the default dangers v2.0 now targeted at YOU

>> No.39068229

Cool build. I recommended some of the other ascension quests get a boost or made more fun, but the author seems to have sadly disappeared.

Normally I'd have gone for wealth as >>39056985 but I realized being unseen would suit my goals better.

I liked the other builds as well, but yours was similar to my 2nd choice.

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I'll have to answer the 'what culture' question since it bugs me:

Anything Hollywood puts out is US culture. Bluejeans are US culture. All those bands from our nation? US culture. Caring more about your party's name than their platform? US culture. Guns and freedom? 'Merican culture. DC and Marvel? US culture. Vegas? That's a US cultural icon as well. Hell, one complaint you sometimes hear from Europeans is how the US tends to dominate the airwaves one way or another.

The reason people have a hard time identifying US culture is that the US is well on its way to winning a cultural victory. (Which is weird given how many politicians seem to want a domination victory.)

>> No.39069022

We already have the cultural victory down for most of the civilized world. The only problems now are the kebabs.

>> No.39069213

New thread >>39069205

>> No.39069254

Turks are as culturally american as the rest of the world. It's just that europe, latin america and australia started out much closer to america in the first place.

>> No.39069330

Well, duh. Turkey has always been more European than the rest of the Middle East, seeing as what's now Istanbul used to be the capital of the Byzantine empire

>> No.39069389

Learn to read.

>> No.39069465

Rolled 7, 12, 6, 18, 20, 8, 7, 6, 4, 19, 8, 12, 13, 13, 6, 9, 3, 18, 11, 16 = 216 (20d20)

Rolling 20d20 result for d10 = result /2 rounded up
Multiple choices use the next dice, so I need a little puffer

>> No.39070334

>4 as old as me, nice
>6 tanned, the darkest I'm willing to accept
>3 brown
>10 f-cups. holy shit. that's... wow
>4 not quiet sure here but I guess that's average, okay for me
>4 loner: awww, that's very much like me.
>3, 2 genius: finally someone who gets it
>10 magical genius waifu is go
>4 10 survivalist. that makes fleeing into the woods if things ge crazy no option. damn.
>4(8) a head shorter IS the ideal heigh
>12 7(13) white hair. ugh. I'll keep telling her her hair is beautiful as it is
>13 Robot. good god, that's horrifying
>6 horror determinism, that could've been worse
>9 okay now it's not so good I keept that sword collection
>3 um..
>18 How does that even work, she's a robot?!

A genius survivalist robot wirh a penchant for swords an irrational believe in fate and mysticism... that... um... excuse me while I hide in my fortified bunker.

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