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38462208 No.38462208 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

>party got turned into drow girls for mission

>now stranded in Underdark after wizard fucked off

wat do

We don't have any way to reverse the transformation so everything hates us, and no way to get a magical ticket out of here that we know of. Except from a real drow wizard I guess but they're not exactly generous people.

>> No.38462237

Totally off topic, but she's got two sets of ears.

Weiiiirrrrddddd...

>> No.38462248

>>38462237
Huh, didn't notice that at first.

That actually looks kinda cool, having four ears.

>> No.38462260

rocks fall, everybody dies.

>> No.38462276

>>38462208

Step 1: Find a drow wizard
Step 2: Find a way to threaten him
Step 3: Threaten him into changing you back
Step 4: if it didn't work, repeat

>> No.38462284

Congratulations OP, you've managed to come up with something worse than "elf slave, wat do?" Shitposter of the year, right here.

>> No.38462339

>>38462237

I don't think that's even a drow.

>> No.38462354

>>38462208
Go on drow adventures until you're leveled up enough to change back
Then don't change back

>> No.38462381

>>38462284
fuck you anon

>> No.38462383

>>38462354
This.

Thread solved.

Good work everyone, see you all same time tomorrow.

>> No.38462396

>>38462381
>WWWAAAAAAHHHHHH SOMEONE CALLED ME OUT ON MY BULLSHIT WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Or do you actually think this isn't a shit thread?

>> No.38462398

>>38462208
You aren't trapped in the Underdark.

You're trapped in the GM's magical realm.

>> No.38462402

>>38462383
Do this, except only change your race back (or to some more desirable race). Keep your gender.

>> No.38462404

>>38462396
im not op and its not a shit thread

>> No.38462418

>>38462404
Brah. This is a literal fetish thread.

There is no alternate universe in existence where this isn't a shit thread.

>> No.38462429

>>38462404
Oh, so you actually think this is a good thread. What else do you think are good threads? Elf slave wat do? Why aren't there female Space Marines? Orc babies, wat do? Hugbox general?

>> No.38462434

>>38462402
this

>> No.38462462

>>38462429
you seem pretty mad

>> No.38462467

>>38462429
i like female space marine threads they often have people learn things people come in worried that theres no female marines then things are explained to them and they leave better people

>> No.38462474

>>38462462
Who doesn't shitposting enrage to some extent?

>> No.38462488

>>38462467
Just like Excuse me threads.

>> No.38462502

>>38462474
Mostly I just ignore it, if it's too bad I'll just report it

It's not typically worth the stress

>> No.38462516

It doesn't have to be magical realm, seeing as the most logical choice to transform into is female when it comes to drow, due to the matriarchy keeping all da innocent men down.

>> No.38462521

>>38462516
dam straight

>> No.38462526

>>38462516
drow are magical realm by default

>> No.38462531

>>38462502
>reporting it
>when this stream of shitposting never ceases
>when OP will clearly never be banned for his shitposting
Talk about pointless.....

>> No.38462539

>>38462526
thats retarded

>> No.38462548

>>38462531
I've seen a lot of shitposting banned/deleted. Odds are if you're reporting does nothing, then what you're reporting isn't shitposting, it's just stuff you don't like

>> No.38462558

>>38462548
>you're
AutoCorrect you're normally better than this, though I suppose I'm the one not proofreading

>> No.38462562

>>38462539
Yeah it is, that's why this is shitposting.

>> No.38462565
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>>38462539
That's how drow be.

>> No.38462596

>>38462548
>"Excuse me sir" threads
>"Stat me" threads
>Magical Realm Shit
If the mods are banning that shit, they need to ban it publicly to make examples of shit OPs so others learn faster.

>> No.38462619

>>38462548
this nigga gets it

>> No.38462635

>>38462596
well clearly the mods dont consider them shitposting which means there not they may be retards who do it for free but in this matter they are right

at least hes not bitching about questrs

>> No.38462649
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38462649

It's the plot of this module, an official, commercially available adventure for one of the best-selling RPG's out there. It's no more "made up" than the winter wolf who wants to be a human so she can get the d from your PC's or the transgendered rogue in Path of the Righteous.

It also happens in Baldur's Gate 2 without the genderbending, which is probably where Paizo got it from.

>> No.38462663

>>38462649
>Paizo module
That explains everything.

>> No.38462678

>>38462663
yes but it also happens in baldurs gate 2

>> No.38462679

>>38462596
I actually like excuse me threads, they are a simple way to ask questions about a setting, never really got the hate for them

The other two I'm fine with in moderation, and I know it used to be a problem with stat me but I've never really seen magical realm threads take over the board

>> No.38462686

>>38462649
Shit, that module sounds fun as fuck. Might pick that up for my 5E group.

>> No.38462699

>>38462679
>I actually like excuse me threads, they are a simple way to ask questions about a setting, never really got the hate for them
Because you can just as easily ASK THE FUCKING QUESTION WITHOUT DRESSING IT UP IN ANOTHER BOARD'S FORCED MEME.
>The other two I'm fine with in moderation, and I know it used to be a problem with stat me but I've never really seen magical realm threads take over the board
Oh you sweet young newfag you....

>> No.38462711
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38462711

>>38462663

Welcome to roleplaying games. AD&D used to have magical realm stuff all over their official products until they started santitizing themselves to become a family-friendly, saturday morning cartoon type thing in D&D 4e. It's pretty much in the lifeblood of gamers to be pervs, I guess.

Keep in mind, Tomb of Horrors has a portal that changes your characters sex permanently AND one that takes away all your equipment and leaves you naked, and that one is back from the 70's.

>> No.38462715

>>38462699
but its more fun to do it the meme way

>> No.38462725

>>38462715
>said every annoying newfag ever

>> No.38462728

>>38462699
>without dressing it up in another board's memes
Go back to reddit, faggot. We're all one 4chan here.

>> No.38462734

>>38462715
>>>/s4s/

I'm serious. If you think le dank maymays give you le top keks you'll enjoy s4s more than /tg/.

>> No.38462737

>>38462728
If that were true, we'd never tell people to go back to /pol/

>> No.38462746

>>38462711
The difference is that that wasn't "magical realm".

Gender change was considered a curse, not a boon to masturbate to, and the portal that strips you naked was designed to humiliate arrogant players while depriving them of any and all equipment, not an excuse to start masturbating under the table.

>> No.38462752

>>38462711
indeed

>> No.38462762

>>38462737
hes a fagot but hes got you there

>> No.38462773

>>38462679
These people simply use these images as their common ground, their call to arms. It's less about the topic or the nature of the discussion, and more about making this board more "them."

This image is simply a banner that says "This is OUR mark." It's the graffiti-tagging mindset of a child who feels alone and powerless, but wants to do something, anything, to cast aside all those negative feelings that control their lives.

These threads are a cry for help, with more people adding cries to the chorus. Licking each other's wounds, they band together to say "WE are not weak! WE can do something! WE are together!"

They look upon these threads with pride. With accomplishment. The more people that hate them, who call them out for being pointless threads made only to satisfy their egos, the more they will rally together to try and keep their fragile mindset from spiraling further down.

These threads are a symptom. It's what happens when people feel alienated. Generals are too inclusive. Each quest is its own community. Everyone is trying to create their own little sub-community, a place where they can feel safe, a place where the numbers are in their favor.

That's what these threads are. A sad little thread for a sad little group, who find comfort in each other and will support each other, no matter how inane their discussions are, no matter how non-existent their humor is, no matter how little their parents love them and or how much everyone at school hates them.

They are pitiful, pitiful threads, and only serve to make each poster a more pitiful, pitiful person.

>> No.38462776

>>38462746
and being stuck as a drow is considered to be just as bad

>> No.38462779

>>38462699
>ASK THE FUCKING QUESTION WITHOUT DRESSING IT UP IN ANOTHER BOARD'S FORCED MEME.
I had no idea it was from another board, is that the issue with it? Seems kind of stupid to hate it just for that

>Newfag
I've been /tg/ since the first DC80 thread, what about you?

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>>38462746

There is no difference. Your view on Paizo modules are due to your personal beliefs in such things, not some inherent mysterious quality that makes them "Magical realm" and old D&D modules not.

>> No.38462799

>>38462746
>implying people actually masturbate under the tables
Stop ranting about imaginary things that wouldn't affect you if they wete real which they are not.

>> No.38462802

>>38462785
pretty much im sure there were people even then that insisted they were magical realm but they were still wrong as are the people who say this is

>> No.38462804

>>38462773
are you sure you're just not reading too much into that? There is about as much evidence for that as there would be for any sort of meme on /tg/

>> No.38462808

>>38462773

Excellent copypasta. I look forwards to using this again in future.

Unless you're actually serious. In that case, get help.

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38462819

>>38462799
>the neckbeard across the table from you jerking it under the table wouldn't affect you

>> No.38462826

>>38462785
The difference is clear, and you basically just ignored my post wholesale.

Repeating my post, word for word, is less efficient than telling you to read it again.

>> No.38462827

>>38462808
The sad thing is I think he is, I honestly wonder what he thinks /tg/ should be given that he seems to hate every single thing on it that isn't pure mechanics discussion

...is he the now jobless nazi mod?

>> No.38462839

>>38462827
I'd give the nazimod his job back for a day. Just ONE DAY, though, just enough to put the fear of mods back into everyone.

>> No.38462842

>>38462804
>There is about as much evidence for that as there would be for any sort of meme on /tg/

Look in the archive and tell me otherwise.
Oh wait, you're trying to defend the EXcuse me threads, so you're one of those pitiful, pitiful people who are rapidly assembling for damage control.

>>38462808
Oh no, here they come now.

>> No.38462853

>>38462819
What neckbeard ? If you have someone like this in your group, leave it or kick him out. But you don't, so stop acting like you do and like it's /tg/'s fault.

>> No.38462866

>>38462398
You aren't trapped in the Underdark.

The Drow are trapped in the Underdark with you.

Infiltrate and destroy.

>> No.38462870

>>38462804
Think of it this way.

You have an option to associate yourself with people who post stupid threads with no purpose other than to force a meme, or to use a more appropriate image.

Why would you ever choose the former, unless you belonged to the former?

>> No.38462875

>>38462839
Nazimod never left. Try posting a picture with a female nipple visible.

>> No.38462879
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38462879

>>38462826
>The difference is clear, and you basically just ignored my post wholesale.

Not at all. It was just so factually inaccurate there was no point in replying to it.

The Second Darkness event isn't a "boon to masturbate to" or "an excuse to start masturbating under the table" unless you are playing with people who reinterpret the written material to suit their fetishes, in which case any other module with such content is equally liable to get them horny.

The transgendered character in Path of the Righteous could be considered fapfodder by some but s/he is there to appeal to real-world transpeople and part of Paizo's crusade towards diversity in their products (say what you will about that).

Most likely you find these topics uncomfortable because you yourself find them erotic and feel deeply ashamed of letting an RPG product give you an erection, but instead of dealing with it like an adult you go on a keyboard warrior crusade against Paizo for having the temerity to print such filthy smut.

Which again, is all your personal viewpoint.

>> No.38462883

>>38462875
I've gotten away with that a few times in the past month.

>> No.38462898

>>38462879
>The transgendered character in Path of the Righteous could be considered fapfodder by some but s/he is there to appeal to real-world transpeople and part of Paizo's crusade towards diversity in their products (say what you will about that).
Oh, don't get me started.

>Most likely you find these topics uncomfortable because you yourself find them erotic and feel deeply ashamed of letting an RPG product give you an erection, but instead of dealing with it like an adult you go on a keyboard warrior crusade against Paizo for having the temerity to print such filthy smut.
>All homophobes are secretly gay.
>All white supremicists are niggers and Jews.
>All misogynists are women.
Didn't think that through, did you?

>> No.38462904

>>38462826
>The difference is clear
Not really? At most it could be said the difference is in presentation but you're claiming stuff as magical realm that is not presented as fapbait in the modules
This honestly gives off the impression that the primary issue is that you're seeing everything through the fetish lens simply because it could be used for fetish stuff

>>38462839
One day probably wouldn't be enough, maybe 4-5

>>38462842
Was there some major argument about them or something I missed? Or did you just verbally attacked somebody and are now mad that they argued back?

>> No.38462917

>>38462686

I like the way you think.

>> No.38462920

>>38462904
>This honestly gives off the impression that the primary issue is that you're seeing everything through the fetish lens simply because it could be used for fetish stuff

Yep, pretty much this.

>> No.38462925

>>38462879
I'm not arguing about Paizo. I'm arguing against the belt and the portal being "Magical Realm."

Calling those magical realm is ignoring their purpose. Magical realm is inserting fetishes purely for masturbation fuel, with no other justification.

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>>38462853
>M-my goalposts are moving on their own!

You said that in the scenario where a dude's jerking it under the table, you'd be unaffected.

:^)

>> No.38462938

>>38462746

Actualy, SKR did say that cursed items like the Griddle were cursed because they imposed an effect on the wearer, but that some people might still seek for them.

>> No.38462960

>>38462870
I don't argue that the purpose would be to ask a question and provides a useful if somewhat creatively bland template to do so

Also what board is it from? Today's the first day I've ever heard that it's not a /tg/ original. And truth be told as long as they don't spam it I don't really care if it's a forced meme

>>38462898
Nice strawman

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>>38462925

Then we are in agreement that the "turned into drow" (with possible genderbending shenaningans) is not magical realm either, as it is clearly explained in the module why it is done, it serves as the nave for the entire plot of the modules where it happens and there are numerous sidebars expanding on the psychological and roleplaying effects of the change?

>> No.38462964

>>38462938
It's cursed because it's disguised as another magic item (Belt of Giant Strength) and its effect can't be undone (at least i don't think it can).

>> No.38462972

>>38462960
>pointing out a fallacy
>strawman
Damage control as fuck.

>> No.38463000

>>38462964

it can be undone, but it takes a spell.

>> No.38463035

>>38462960
>provides a useful if somewhat creatively bland template to do so

Useful? Fuck you, and your weaseling. It's a dumb forced meme, and is only "useful" to people who want to propagate it.

> And truth be told as long as they don't spam it
Too late, you assfag.

>> No.38463051

>>38462963
Huh? What does that have to do with you trying to assert that past modules were magical realm?

>> No.38463067

>>38462937
Again, stop ranting about imaginary things. That's not what I said.
I said that people fapping under tables is not something real, and that if it was you wouldn't be
affected. The reason why you wouldn't was obvious enough, seeing as I was replying to you getting angry against people over the internet, but I explained it in the other post : you are not playing with every neckbeard possible, just with your group(s).

>> No.38463079

>>38462963

Paizo modules aren't magical realm as much as they are platforms for liberal ideals. I don't have problems with liberals. I have no problem with preaching, but Paizo games are so blatant and obvious about it.

They don't write NPCs, they write politicians who couldn't make in politics and decided to teach political science at a community college.

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>>38463051

Perhaps I should have put "magical realm" inside quotation marks to show that I do not consider it a valid description of any of those products?

What I mean is, today's crop of roleplaying adventures and games (outside of some aberrant stuff like Nymphology or FATAL) is no more or less "magical realm" than anything printed since the start of the hobby, yet people have always tried to reinterpret it that way, and will continue to do so.

Paizo is no better or worse at it than TSR was.

>> No.38463109

>>38463035
>Useful
It gets more attention than just asking a question, which I know from experience it can be a bitch to get an answer or two if you ask /tg/ A question without something to grab their attention first

Also, someone mentioned it came from another board, does anyone know which one? I'm honestly curious at this point

>> No.38463113

>>38462964
The point was that even though person A might want to change their gender, it could probably be done with other spells that aren't curses and A is in the minority. Most people would not like a random item that suddenly changes their gender.

So the belt of gender change is a cursed item. Just because there are a few people who would appreciate the effect it is a cursed item it does not ask the victim's consent for the change.

>> No.38463116

>>38463067
And who's to say I know at this very instant every neckbeard in every group I will ever have?

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>>38463067
Nope. That isn't what you said.
>things that wouldn't affect you if they wete real which they are not.

Keep trying though, this is entertaining.

>> No.38463142

>>38463109
>It gets more attention than just asking a question, which I know from experience it can be a bitch to get an answer or two if you ask /tg/ A question without something to grab their attention first
If you need to resort to a flashy meme to get your question answered, maybe you should've tried basic research and critical thinking first, because it's probably not that pressing of a question.

>> No.38463153

>>38463079

RPG's always had a very strong following in disaffected college kids and stoners, most of whom were liberals even then. It's just gotten to the point where those kids have grown up and are now writing their own adventures and shit and they will bring their ideals with them. Plus of course Paizo gets tons of press and sell product based on the whole liberal platforming aspect of their products so it's literally a win-win situation for them.

>> No.38463186

>>38463137
Looking back over the posts, he never said that, what he said was if someone did that you should kick him out, that and call you a liar claiming no one in your group is like that

>> No.38463200

>>38463186
Clearly, you didn't look back far enough.
>>38462799

>> No.38463203

>>38463137
Point to the post he said that, from what I can tell you started claiming shit

>> No.38463211

>>38463200
I stand corrected

>> No.38463216

>>38463186
That is a literal quote, brah.

He literally said that. The guy might be speaking in broken as fuck english but he pretty clearly said that despite the fact that the situation where one it sitting next to a dude jerking it isn't a situation you'll encounter, if you did it would not affect you.

Alls I'm doing ITT is saying that this is a retarded thing to say.

>> No.38463221

Just two weeks ago we had a thread which started with "You wake up in the womb of the spider queen" which went to max replies.

This is fucking pussy-weight babby fetish fuel, if it even is. I didn't see OP mention any sexual slavery, bondage or rape or anything.

>> No.38463225

>>38463203
ctrl+f, bro.

>>38462799

>> No.38463226

>>38463200
Huh, I still think you're chasing windmills, has anyone ever actually seen a neckbeard fapping at the table?

>> No.38463238

>>38463221
>"You wake up in the womb of the spider queen"

I think that went on to have a second thread actually.

>> No.38463240
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38463240

There's something inherently appealing about generic dark fantasy art, the kind you see on T-shirts and cheap posters.

>> No.38463245

>>38463238
Those were fun threads

>> No.38463264

>>38463245

I wholeheartedly agree.

>> No.38463265

>>38463238

Seriously? Jesus christ and people complain about other shit.

>> No.38463270

>>38463109
The only people "attracted" to that image are faggots like you.

>> No.38463286

>>38463240
They have a certain appeal to them,

>> No.38463316

>>38463109
It's only useful if you genuinely don't want an answer, and only want to have an inane, purposeless wank fest along with the other ExcuseMe assholes.

That's all those threads ever end up being, and arguing to perpetuate them is saying that forced meme spamming should be welcome here.

In short, quit being a bunch of circle-jerking attention whores, always rushing to post and defend your precious forced meme.

>> No.38463317

>>38463116
You. You select the kind of people you play with.
And even if someone managed to decieve you until the very point when he whips it out (an imaginary scenario) as I said it still wouldn't be /tg/'s fault.
>>38463137
Yeah. And the things I was talking about were "people masturbating".
What kind of people ? Oviously the ones you were getting angry about in the post I replied to, who happen to be unrelated to you in addition to
being imaginary.

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>>38463240

>the whole setting has the aesthetic of a metal album cover

>men are hulking, beefcake hunks

>women are curvy amazons

>death dealer-esque evil warriors

>rainbow-spewing unicorns that look like they came off the paintjob on a truck

That actually sounds pretty fun.

>> No.38463333

>>38463317
Oh no no, you were very specifically talking about a very specific hypothetical scenario.

You said that in a scenario where you're playing a game and a dude starts jerking it under the table, this 'wouldn't affect you'.

Your words not mine, homeslice.

>> No.38463347

>>38463330
Hail and Kill is this.

They had a thread up a day or so ago.

>> No.38463350

>>38463317
Oh, but it would still be the fault of a lot of people on /tg/ and their ilk: the scum that perpetuate their scummery by making it seem like their scummery is okay, inducing new people to become scum.

>> No.38463357

>>38463264
>>38463245
>>38463238
>>38463221

I probably shouldn't, but. What the fuck happened in those threads?

>> No.38463402

>>38463216
>the situation where one it sitting next to a dude jerking it
Nope, not what I said. I said "people jerking it, if they were real, wouldn't affect you", implying "because they wouldn't be sitting at your table". You took it as implying "even if they were sitting at your table".
It's obviously absurd, so I guess you were just being pedantic.

>> No.38463426

>>38463402
>obviously absurd
The only time anything matters is when it affects you or someone you care about. Of COURSE he was going to take the implication that they were sitting at his table.

>> No.38463459

>>38463357

The main idea I remember was a Drow matron making fetuses fight to the death within her womb, both for orgasmic pleasure and to ensure the winner was born strong.

There was also the idea of adventurers being absorbed into the Spider Queen's womb and reborn as Drow lolis.

Good threads. Fun all round.

>> No.38463471

>>38463333
Nope, check again.
>>38463350
No one on /tg/ encourages fapping when one is playing with people who do not expect and approve of it.

>> No.38463493

>>38463357
>Talk of spider anatomy
>Talk of rip and tearing
>Talk of scenario where PCs wake up in Spider Queen, Get reborn as drow, must now survive psycho yandere spider mom and navigate drow nobility as drow lolis and shotas
Don't really remember much else

>> No.38463507

>>38463471
>No one on /tg/ encourages fapping when one is playing with people who do not expect and approve of it.
Even if they don't say it out loud, even if they don't mean it, that's what magical realm threads do by their very nature.

>> No.38463518

>>38463459

I am horrified beyond the capacity for a rational answer.

>> No.38463538

>>38463426
My explicit point being that he shouldn't rant on the internet, of course I was talking about situations where in fact it doesn't matter. Like OP creating this thread, which is the event that sparked the ranting.

>> No.38463553

>>38463518
The worst part is that the bit about fighting fetuses is canon, it's the "shove adventurers up there" that /tg/ added

>> No.38463559

>>38463518

Yeah, they were pretty good. Shame I can't find them in the archive.

>> No.38463580

>>38463559

Wait, shit, never mind.

https://archive.moe/tg/thread/37960293/

Found it.

>> No.38463584

>>38463507
>>38463507
If that was true then that guy threads would be full of anecdotes of people masturbating.

>> No.38463590

>>38463507
No, I for one encourage fapping during online lewd/ERP games but only if it wouldn't disrupt the game
Otherwise wait until after

>> No.38463592

>>38463584
That's actually happened once or twice.

>> No.38463612

>>38462208

>two sets of ears

>bare feet

This is fucking awful character design.

>> No.38463621

>>38462339
It's not, it's a female werewolf from Forsaken World

>> No.38463628

>>38463553
Fetuses eating one another isn't too bad. It happens with certain species of sharks.
The "it gives orgasms to the mother and that's what drows get pregnant for" part is ridiculous though.

>> No.38463645

>>38462237
The top set is cosplay. Drow are extra weird.

>> No.38463651

>>38463628
That is also canon, chad-zak is what the drow call it

>> No.38463686

>>38463553

There's a Paizo monster which swallows adventurers and spits them back out as spawn, but it's not sexy in any way.

>> No.38463825

>>38463621

Doesn't look like one, more like a generic anime character drawn in a western style.

>> No.38463908

>>38463686
There is also one that impregnates them with whatever it feels like regardless of what they are, at least if they have a con score.

>> No.38463986

>>38463825
That's pretty much Forsaken World's artstyle, But I'd recognise that particular character anywhere.

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38464015

>>38463908
To be fair, that's kind of been done before.

>> No.38464101

>>38463908

The Valakia? Varakia? Something. It's a big mommy demon anyway.

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38464136

>>38464101
Aberration actually.

>> No.38464224

>>38463686
>>38463908
The slime/tentacle/see-through flesh demon thingy?

>>38464136
Yeah that.

>> No.38464361

>>38464136

Oh god no why

>> No.38464546

>>38464136
Oh hi /d/, when did you take up playing Pathfiner?

>> No.38464620

>>38462678
>>38462649
>It also happens in Baldur's Gate 2 without the genderbending

I never played BG2. Everyone got turned into Drow?

>> No.38464628

>>38462208
> MFW I come in and /tg/ has taken the bait.

Find a Silver Dragon, get her to change you back in exchange for retrieving her eggs from the nearby Drow city. Infiltrate by doing merc work for the head Priestesses daughter, betray her to her ex-lover, then kill him too and leave a trail of slaughter from the city.

Return the eggs, then kill the dragon for her blood so you can finish the +5 Human Leather evil armour.

>> No.38464715

>>38464620

Yes.

>> No.38464727

>>38464628
you, I like your ideas. Also lately /tg/ has been taking the bait a lot, mainly because we take everything seriously and we seem to have this one dedicated shitposter who always comes into each thread, makes the same complaint, then after getting told to leave he just goes "Lel u mad shitposter lel you is super degenerate!"

I remember he appeared in one thread, shat it up, then one hour later nearly all of his posts where erased and wiped completely from the thread. My faith in mods was restored that day.

>> No.38464937

>>38464727

It's straight up the plot from BG2. I committed to playing an evil party. I killed Minsc.

>> No.38465037

>>38464937
never got around to playing any of the BG games. I've tried playing Neverwinter 2, but I completely suck at that level of active micro-management. I know that makes me a pleb, but I'll fully admit that I'm not too great it vidya and I'm okay with that.

At least I'm better at Dark Souls than most people, and thats without relying on scrub-tactics like katanas, RITB, and retarded havel-casters.

>> No.38465108

>>38465037
I have no idea what Dark Souls is about. It seems to be either cheese or Masochism.

I'm more into turn-based tactics. Hey, a new WH40K game got released! Woo! Armageddon, based on the old Panzer General 2 engine or some shit. IDFK. Honestly, I've been replaying Final Liberation for over a goddamn decade now, so I'm excited and filled with dread over it. Apparently, there is some bullshit around it, but I'm still probably going to shell out $40 to check it out.

>> No.38465202

>>38463686
Wait, what?
I feel I have to see this, so I can know what's going on.

>> No.38465243

>>38465202
Here you go. >>38464136

>> No.38465264

>>38465243
Heh thought the same too but he's referring to the other spoken about monster, that one is the >>38463908

>> No.38465362

>>38465108
Best way to describe Dark Souls is this:

Imagine fighting demons from Devil May Cry (not that reboot shite).
Now, instead of being an awesome demon-slayer, you're just a random schmuck who refuses to stay dead no matter how much you kill him. The series is all about over-coming impossible odds and crippling depression through never giving up and clawing your way to the top.

Then the sequal came and shat all over that. Also the problem with Dark Souls is that PvP is busted.

Further, because its a game about challenging you limits, whiny babies who play games for for empowerment fantasies tend o choose the cheapest and scummiest way to play, then bitch and whine when they die.

The game requires you to plan ahead and think on your feet. You have to pay attention to the surroundings, and try not to get cocky. Your Shield is your best friend, though if you're good you can go without it. plus you're rewarded for exploration and checking corners.

I do enjoy some strategy based games, usually just Disgaea, the original Final Fantasies, and of course the original Zelda, but I've never been into or really played any RTS other than GrimGrimiore, whichi absolutely loved

>> No.38468406

>>38462208
Go on !!fun!! lesdom adventures

>> No.38469348

>>38464136


Goddammit Paizo. Goddammit.

>> No.38470703

>>38464136

And I have an extra antagonist force/the reason why an extra planetary vampire elven civilization (chariots of the gods + cenobite flavor) is trying to remove life from the cosmos in my campaign.

Once the PCs discover this conflict they will have problems...more problems than attempted Vampire Space elf invasion. Thank you, anon.

>> No.38471720

>>38469348
Its just the lifecycle of the alien from Alien put into one creature and whose fluff is being descended from the literal mother of monsters. Its only disgusting deviants who find it sexy or erotic. Everyone else thinks its a semi-divine twisted abomination of corrupt fecundity that should killed on site.

>> No.38474470

>>38471720
Come to think of it, I have never seen anyone say they found that sexy, I've seen plenty of people on this board but have accused of being fapbait, but no one who looked at it and said that's my fetish

>> No.38475843

>>38474470
interesting

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