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Summarize your last session in 10 words or less.

>> No.38102895

>>38102870
Proselytizing should not result in mass murder

>> No.38102904

Holy shit im pregnant and a demon is the father

>> No.38102912

>>38102870
Dungeon crawlan, everyone died, twice.

>> No.38102928
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38102928

We really should have payed attention to that loli.

>> No.38102938

>>38102870
Four hour hide and seek with a Balor.

>> No.38102942

>>38102870
Cunt punted my PC's cousin after a boss fight.

>> No.38102950

Rats on fire aren't good at setting off traps.

>> No.38102979
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38102979

Werewolf killed, a PC got married, the rest got laid.

>> No.38102981

Why are you using rotten meat juice as a poison?

>> No.38102991

>>38102870
Mistakes were made.

>> No.38102992
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38102992

>>38102870
A computer glitch put a bounty on my ship.

>> No.38103003

>>38102870

Saunas, hardcore cuddling, traveling , Eldritch spawns, and much more!

>> No.38103019

>>38102870
Elf ranger continues streak of setting own forest on fire.

>> No.38103051

>>38102870
Ready to storm BBEG fortress, 10 years ago IRL

>> No.38103056

Our PCs from the last TPK are the new BBEGs

>> No.38103071

>>38103051
damn son, that's sad.

>> No.38103095

>>38102870
I feel like I fucked up my character concept.

>> No.38103105

Rolled stats and created characters; jack shit has happened since.

>> No.38103115

DM freaked out and cancelled just after starting.

DM's me.

>> No.38103116

>>38102870
Werewolf pack get fucked by a spirit

>> No.38103133

>>38102870
Killed many kobolds.

>> No.38103200

Got on some ships, swapped ships after sea-sickness, chatted npcs

>> No.38103204 [DELETED] 

Playing Microscope by Ben Robbins.

Ḅ͓̙̜̤̬̅̿ͭ͊͛ͮ͛i̖̰͚̖̲̱̬͕͐̋͒̑͆o͇͓̱̦̮ͦ͑ͧͥr̠̥̰̩̻̲̿̈͑̋̔͌͊ͨ͒o͖̻͇̯̜͈͇̔͆ǐ̹̘̙̩̘̗̋͂͗̔d͓̙̟̱͍̙̠͖ͬͥ͋ ̯̫͚͖͓̋͌͊͋͗̒ͦ̐ͅͅZ̪̲͒ͩͥ͋̑e̟̱͔͖̒̂́͒ͭ͛̈́̈́p̼̱͍̠̱̭̍ͨ̽ͬ̍̆̃͋h͎̙͓̲̲͈̪̱͍ͮ̐͛i̝̮̙̠̰̘̱̼ͫ͒̆̽̓̃̈́́d͖͙̪̻̠̫͖͑ͅs̪̙̲̭̲ͪ̐͗́͋ͅ
̭̣͉̟̍̈́̃ͤN̝̩̦̦̞̲̲͊ͪ͌ͤ̆ý̟̱̦͒ͩ͑̓͆ạ̱̮̔̾̂n̲͍̭̟̦ͣ-͚̺͕͑̔̿́̆̍̚̚ͅc͓̬ͧͬͪ͑̔ͤ͐́̃ͅa͉̒ͩ̽ͨt̥̅̄ ̞͍̝̼͗̓̐S̙̖̹̞̲͙̄ͮͫ̂ͤ̋̾̾̒i̖̳̣͉̊͂͛͑l͖͚̮͎̼̼̬̪ͯ͋ͭͫ̚v̮̮̦̣̝͔̩̣͑ͭè̖̩̞̘͆r̗̜͚̺ͧ̍ͅ ̮̟͓̪̫͓̤̆S̰̉̉́u̜̙͍̣ͣ̏r̟̤͕̫̰̣̹ͫ̔̐̇̍ͣf̙̲̹͈̺͚̺͌ͫ̍̑ͅẻ͓͈̏̓r̠͕̞͓͉̦̯̤ͮ̐̆̅͛̒s͉̫͗
̦̫̬͈͎̥̙ͦ͛͋̒ͤ̀͌P͉̳͈̻͎̞͍̻͚̓̽͗ͯͨͤṟ̗̯̽̎͌̚ì̯̝̼̼̰ͦͬ̈́ͪ̂̈̆ͅn͉̼̺̹͎͉ͭ̀ͫ̍c̼̬̞̘͎̜̥ͭ͋e̮̯͔̅͗ͥ̓ͦ̈́͒ͪs͓͖̜̰̃̍̐̈́͊͊ͬ̚s͉͇͍̯͔̭͔̀̋̒̓ ̳̜̗̼̞̀́͆̓̇E̙͇̳̫̲̪͓̘ͭ̒ͣl͈̱̰̘̠͎͗ͪs͙̭̞̣̹͔̔͛̐ͨ͛͒̅̄ͥp̦͈̖̞ͤͩ͊ͬͨ͛̈̀e̜̞̠ͬ̿̋t͖̍h̜̩ͯ
̦̻̅̓ͨͩͣ̆̇Z̲̮̮͈ͧ̃̋ͩͧA̬͍̜̗̽L͇͉̙͙̺͓̈ͬ̃̌̓G͎̹̟̖͇ͭ͌̂̿Ǒ̝̞͚̦̲͚̣̅͋̍ a̩͌̊ͅs͇ͦ͗̒ͥ͑͊ͥ ͖̬͋̆̉͛̉ͮ̔G̦̱͚̟͍̩̫̒ͪͥͮa̘̠͈̜̎̀̇͆l̬̼̟̄͐́̄̅̅̓á͕͍͈̓c͙̫̻̻͓͍̠͛͛̊̿̆͒͌̚ť͎̟̍ͫͩ̔u̹̫̜̹̬̖͎ͫͤ̂̐̏̚s͈̘̩ͣ̎̾̒ͭ̃͊

>> No.38103216

>>38102870
THIS HAND OF MINE BURNS WITH AN AWESOME POWER

>> No.38103228

>>38103216
I've got some cream for that.

>> No.38103247
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38103247

Too much planning due to paranoia averted space whale tragedy.

>> No.38103273

Playing Microscope, 3 players.

Bioroids fulfilling destiny, deadly cats, K-ON allusion, Eldritch horror.

>> No.38103321

>>38102870
Evil witch kidnapped sister, turned brother into dragon, must kill.

>> No.38103331
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38103331

Cyanwrath, you cunt, berserkers have too much hp. Still won.

>> No.38103351

>>38102870
Game master down with the flu, session cancelled. ;_;

>> No.38103387

>>38102870
Jesus Christ, get in the car, we got plant zombies!

>> No.38103401

Goblins are prone to storing elder gods, Snailmen are cool.

>> No.38103425

Doors hold more terror than any creature yet devised.

>> No.38103443

>>38102870
Don't talk to creepy, clearly possessed nobles in abandoned castles

>> No.38103466

>>38102870
Overtuned boss causes TPK

It's like we're playing an MMO

>> No.38103502

>>38102870
"Get off the phone."
"Just roll already."
"Please go die."

>> No.38103808

We can't kill the people we're robbing, we're good guys!

>> No.38103894

>>38102870
Dragon family bonding time over a meal of brave adventurers.

>> No.38103982

Are we there yet?
No?
Fuck.

>> No.38103996

Helicopters should be shot down with rockets, though revolvers worked.

>> No.38104025

>>38102870
People got drunk, freed murderous traitor and killed space mafia.

>> No.38104068

We found the new world! Why is there a robot?

>> No.38104084

>>38103425
Justice dealt, selling loot, everyone crowd in the loli's room!

>> No.38104114

>>38102870
Lichs be Bitches, Dragon be Dead. Demon assassin go?

>> No.38104132

protection racket extortion is legal when adventurers do it, right?

>> No.38104159

Why do we even have physics?

>> No.38104163

>>38102870
Oooh that's easy
Nothing__________________________

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38104173

My horrendously minmaxed character did his duty.

>> No.38104178

>>38102928
I usually just kill them because it's pretty obvious the DM thought we forgot the last time he put in a murder death loli.

Which is good, since I never really liked the shitty little fap baits.

>> No.38104188

The Detroit mafia is smarter then we thought.

>> No.38104194

The GM is terrible and takes forever to type.

I'm the GM.

>> No.38104201

>>38102870
Assassins. Assassins everywhere. "Wait, what? They are after me?!"

>> No.38104206

We watch. We wonder. We build. We tear down.

>> No.38104217

Get out of sewers, stop a revolution, get back inside.

>> No.38104236

>>38102870
Don't Stick It in Crazy

>> No.38104254
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38104254

>>38104178
>metagaming

>> No.38104256

All is forfeit for the glory of the new city

>> No.38104300

Find the crazy Techpriest. Try not to die.

>> No.38104347

>>38104254
Yeah sure, fair enough,

but seriously, the loli was gonna kill us. Because it did the last two times and i'm not gonna have that faggot go an kill of my character as tastelessly as that because he wants to restart from a lower level character. Because when we said we wanted to attack the loli it turned into a loli elder vampire.

>> No.38104387

>>38102870
French Weeaboo Shaolin Monk gayness.

>> No.38104405

>>38102870
Relentlessly taunted the dragon, who missed the first time.

>> No.38104461

Rescued children from kobolds, gave them weapons, angry child vanguard.

>> No.38104505

Combat round took half an hour. In Magical Burst.

>> No.38104631

>>38104387
Elaborate please. Sounds like Wakfu.

>>38104505
Also elaborate please. That's fucking impressive.

>> No.38104660

>>38102870
Sewer entrance to evil lair sealed with explosive wards; used acid to melt street.

>> No.38104691

>>38102870
This is muh waifu! no this! Loot: Giant fighting robot!

>> No.38104694

>>38104631
French one here.

Its really nothing special. DM managed to guilt trip us into playing a Bleach setting. I made a minor French Noble, other player made a Shaolin Monk. For the purpose of messing with the DM, we had them start fucking. By the time we managed to fuck with the story enough to make the DM abandon it, Monk was a captain and I was basically his kept boy.

>> No.38104706

>>38102870
"What worked last time?"
"Burning it down..."
"Alrighty then..."

>> No.38104719

>>38104631
>>38104505
Here.
Not actually impressive.
Our DM has confessed to not reading the rules, and I'm pretty sure doesn't think throught his encounters ahead of time.
Half our players are almost always afk.
Almost all our players are super slow typers. The damage dealers are horribly optimized monsters, and somehow manage to take the longest, despite all their choices boiling down to "Do I want to spend OC this turn while blowing all my cooldowns"? The answer is usually "No." See the first comment.
I'm just frustrated that online games take so long to do communicate, but I can't maintain suspension of disbelief nearly as well when meeting IRL. Or find players.

>> No.38104734

>>38102870
There once was an ugly dwarf, so ugly everyone died.

>> No.38104783

Does anyone know how to get guts off an apron?

>> No.38104802

>>38104783
prestidigitation

>> No.38104807

newbie gm pulls campaign out of his ass
yep, I'm the gm

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38104822

>>38102870

niggers tongued my anus, but everyone had a good time.

>> No.38104827

an ancient evil awakens

>> No.38104952

>>38102870
I shot a door control and saved all.

>> No.38104977

>>38102870
What session?

>> No.38104986

>>38102870
We sunk a khadoran steamboat with rock golem corpse bits.

>> No.38104996

All DMs flee from me

>> No.38104997

Tall quiet and short mute travel with loud rooster man

>> No.38105000
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38105000

Alley Snakes rule.

>> No.38105016

>>38102870
I used hallucinagen grenades on eldar and they failed tests

>> No.38105080

Party gambled, made money, got weapons stolen and ignored plot

>> No.38105119

>>38104300
So... Any tech priest?

>> No.38105147

Probably shouldn't have destroyed that holy elven relic. Well, fuck.

>> No.38105154

>>38102870
Cancelled due to Templecon

>> No.38105173

Fucking enslaved between sessions

>> No.38105530

Fucking scurvy

>> No.38105559

>>38105530
Eat more oranges

>> No.38105628

>>38102870

Receive mission orders and then the dragonborn ate them. Asshole.

>> No.38105665

tfw no rpg group ever

>> No.38105716

>>38102870
Why is the one combat build character panicking the most?

>> No.38105736

You are a dragon. Here are zeppelins. Roll init.

>> No.38105752

Have the smarmy fuck executed at dawn. DDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.38105755

Box with wheels teaches players how to solve a puzzle

>> No.38105763

Ok, seriously, what the fuck CAN'T you guys kill?

>> No.38105767

>>38102870
GODAMNIT TAKE YOUR FUCKING HELMET OFF BEFORE EATING

>> No.38105773

>>38102870
What last session?

>> No.38105821

>>38102870
Dice fall, everyone rocks.

>> No.38105858

>>38102870
roleplaying fishing attracts trolls, mountain paths have lots of manticores

>> No.38105894

Spider God? Flush it down a giant plughole.

>> No.38105927

>>38102870
"Can we just fight some more? "

>> No.38105947

>>38102870

Capture the cannibal high orc slaver, chocolate treats for everyone!

>> No.38105984

Primordials are painful, and so is fire. The gnome died.

>> No.38106035

Stop spamming Dragon Slave, goddammit.

>> No.38106258

Let's brute force this magical barrier!

>> No.38106341

Darkness covers us
Gods warring over our souls
Nevertheless, light

10 and a haiku, boom

>> No.38106602

>>38102870
Would have gotten farther if I didn't keep joking constantly.

>> No.38106993

>>38102870
>Dare you enter my magical realm?
Yes
>...Wait what?

>> No.38107071

Druid decided to attack, we got captured post haste.

>> No.38107099

>>38102870
Aarakoa in a exosuit faceplants into Eldritch shield. Lulz.

>> No.38107664

Turned into a little girl; kidnapped; party infighting ensues.

>> No.38107808

A new game, no one knew the rules.

>> No.38107830

Not allowed to set anything on fire

>> No.38107835

>>38102870
Instead of playing the game, I signed up for healthcare.

>> No.38107875

>>38102870
Seven year old murder machine causes first madness check.

>> No.38107892

Space assassins get to control the fate of the universe.

>> No.38108193

Moor, hedgeknight, and human encyclopedia search for lost Irish wizard.

>> No.38108210

>>38102870
Shaman got critted.
Magus was stupid.
Pally got rekt.
Shit
>Captcha faill

>> No.38108339

Fighter thought loot was more important than saving children.

He got killed by a trap, lel.

>> No.38108356

Boarding up a door protects it from Detect Secret Door.

>> No.38108623

>>38102870
The 50s were a simpler, shittier time.

>> No.38108957

>>38102870
Made our characters, established errata, ready for some Mass Effect.

>> No.38109070
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38109070

"Space station cannibal hideout fatal to mostly-social Traveller party."

>> No.38109095

>>38102870
4 PCs played Pazzak and won Sith ship, 5th stowaway.

>> No.38109129

>>38109095
>Pazzak
Not even once.

>> No.38109146

>>38102870
>Summarize your last session in 10 words or less.
Cancelled

>> No.38109262

>>38102870
Prickish bard does something nice, dies, revived by greed

>> No.38109278

>>38102870
People try to kidnap government official in desert, but fail.

>> No.38109308

Techpriest saves the day tries to get laid, spills spaghetti.

>> No.38109359

>I though you'd strong enough to handle balors at level 7

>> No.38109362

Accidentally summoned greater daemon, killed it with excessive Molotovs/fire.

>> No.38109364

>>38102870
A criminal and a living malware fight crime.

>> No.38109740

Being a hero at magical cosplay convention!

>> No.38109808
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>>38102870

We didn't get together so you could have solo adventures.

>> No.38109858

>>38102870
It was promising. But the game died.

>> No.38109869

>>38104254

I'll stop metagaming when you stop puting your shitty fetishes into my game, k?

>> No.38112006

50.cals + flamethrowers + power fists = dead super mutant

>> No.38112293

>>38102870
Food's spoiling, cursed girl, devout christian werewolf accidentally oneshots priest.

>> No.38112518

>>38102870
Firing a little girl out of the peasant railgun: success.

>> No.38113825

>>38102870
Three wanted pacifists and a spoiled noble in a spaceship

>> No.38113849

It's all the halfling's fault.

>> No.38113940

>>38103105
>>38103502
>>38103982
I think my players found this thread.

>> No.38114046

>>38102870
Trust was earned over crafting and lots of bodies.

>> No.38114371

>>38102870
Bolter fire fixes everything. Especially other PC's stupidity and Tyranids.

>> No.38115465

Don't roll a 1 to give the D

>> No.38115965

>>38102870
Hobo buttrape and stealing from parents to fix our shit

>> No.38115972

Level 1, here we go again. Goddamn time wizards.

>> No.38116121

>>38115965
Waiting for my players to fuck themselves even more.

>> No.38116282

Zodiac Killer rides again, players still haven't noticed fluoride.

>> No.38116330

Don't send pilgrims to hell, it's not profitable.

>> No.38116423

>>38102870
Scouted for boat theft. 360 satanic robo fist = free beds.

>> No.38116431

we trusted the fucking mages again, for some reason.

>> No.38116505

>>38102870
>PF
Liar's dice for levels. Grindylow stole Tengu. Kebab is remove.
>Homebrew Space
Started huge fire. Hid in frying pan. Hive of NIGHTSTALKERS.

>> No.38116525

Rogue gave birth, meanwhile on the other continent I arrived.

>> No.38118768

Goblins became kobolds because we suck so much.

- or -

Holy shit level one Pathfinder is annoying yet really fun

>> No.38118821

>>38102870
Shakti form zen monks are OP.

>> No.38118938

Thwarting pirate raid turns accidental rebellion

>> No.38118965

Everyone is spiders now

>> No.38119150

>>38102870
Nobody wants to know what I did with Drider Princess.

>> No.38121220

The barbarian gets angry, his waifu calms him down.

>> No.38121432

Kill Tunnel-Snakes. Eat strange meat. Look for tools, fail.

>>38105000
Andrew?

>> No.38121472

>I can't remember because it was so long ago.

No literally, I can't remember. It's been over two years since I've been able to play in a game.

I really want to play in a game again...

>> No.38121493

shit tier DM railroads like crazy. DMPCs guard railroad.

>> No.38121543

Ranger was good at persuading until he wasn't.

>> No.38121604

Fight devils disguised as angels. Can't win either way.

>> No.38121909

>>38102870
My GM is a cunt who can't take criticism

>> No.38121999

>>38102870
30 minutes convincing ewok not to take a mans foreskin

>> No.38122070

>>38121909
That sounds like a fun session. What struck his nerve?

>> No.38122120

Retard Gunner shot the cleric in the back.

>> No.38122183

>>38102870
Vikings: Charades, incomprehensible accents, axe theft, and angry natives.

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>>38102870

This is why you geek the mage first, idiots.

>> No.38122207

Killed the BBEG early, thanks Lucky Stick

>> No.38122214

>>38122190
What show is this??

>> No.38122243

>>38102870
How much value can you put on "half your Tuesdays!?"

Actual Quote, more or less

>> No.38122287

Vikings try and survive in 800s New York; Natives smoke.

>> No.38122293

>>38122070
I think it was an accumulation of things, but what made him snap was when I said that, due to previous experiences, I didn't find Pathfinder fun, or interesting.
He somehow interpreted that as "I don't like your campaign" and, for some reason, started sobbing. I told it that his campaign was fine, and I was having fun with it, but not because the system, but because the group.

Then he started screaming at me, saying that I shouldn't judge a game just because I had bad experiences with it, and that Pathfinder was one of the best game in its genre.

Looking at it in retrospective, maybe he wasn't a cunt, and just had a bad moment.

>> No.38122459

>>38122214
Wizard Barrister's.
If any of the character designs or styles look familiar, chances are you're familiar (or fapped) to Yasuomi Umetsu's previous works, like Kite and Mezzo Forte (both of which were outright pornographic, depending on which version)

>> No.38122560

>>38104719
Grey Knight?

>> No.38122579

>>38102870
"Four murderhobos enter a haunted house; leave with cursed piano."
It was a pathfinder game.

>> No.38122615

>>38102870
Robots go shopping; TVs, paintjobs, replica viking weapons are acquired.

>> No.38122619

GM's had enough. Tries to kill Wizards with Nuke. Fails.

>> No.38122641

>>38122459
It is also possibly the worst anime of last year.

>> No.38122654

>>38109869
>every small, cute, humanoid female is fetishbait

Anon I think you're over the limit.

>> No.38122713

>>38122654
When those small, cute, humanoid females are described as a loli it implies fetishy stuff. Especially if they show up more than once (like is such a niche concept that interesting or appealing)? Also, you can't really blame someone for assuming that if the DM is an obvious fan of anime.

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PCs stir up the Bane+/powerhobos hornet's nest

>> No.38122780

>>38104217
Shoggy is that you?
If it is its the second time I spot you as an anon on here

>> No.38122797

"this isn't a worker's revolt, it's a carefully orchestrated coup."

>> No.38122805
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"Let's you and him roleplay, we'll fight when needed."

>> No.38122938

Goblin castle raid. Four guys and a Bear. None were spared.

>> No.38122963

>>38122938
Fuck I fucked up drop the "a"

>> No.38122988

Acting like a shonen hero makes lots of enemies, dude.

>> No.38123026
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>> No.38123051

>>38123026
Raiding primitives for artifacts. Distracted locals with forest fire, holograms.

>> No.38123090

Wererat troubles? Silver ingot hammers! Crit diplomacy? Citywide rioting ensues!

>> No.38123115

A shouting match ended in friendship. Also cannibalism.

>> No.38123176

>>38102870
I'm too strong, single-handedly killed a god beast.

>> No.38123178

>>38104178
>Claims not to like it
>Calls it fapbait
Choose, motherfucker.
Okay well probably not MOTHERfucker, they're probably too young.

>> No.38123198

>>38123090
Best.

>> No.38123243

>>38102870
Anesthetize Rogue. He "marries" tentacled horror. Kingdom and Peace Saved.

>> No.38123266

>>38116525
Oh gods what was he infested with?

>> No.38123318

Don't piss off the jojo sized Half-Orc.

>> No.38123338

>>38123178
What?

Not even the guy you're responding too but how does that follow?

Cheesecake armour is fapbait, I dont find it attractive and it looks dumb but I can recognise its intent because I'm not autistic.

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>>38102870
"Ok, I'll roll perception on the ham."

>> No.38123352

Why bother socializing or intimidation when you can mind probe?

>> No.38123394

>>38102870
A simple gift of gratitude begets the Modron March.

>> No.38123400

Murderhobos finally get wish: slaughterfrenzy campaign.
....
Now they Romantic Everywhere.

(oh sure, you'll ignore all of that in Maid for Hack&slash, but you finally get to play GURPS killbot zombie apocalype and THIS happens?)

>> No.38123430

I don't remember.
My DM is angry.

>> No.38123431

>>38123338
>Guy states he hates all them lolis
>Calls them fapbait.

Does sound like at least one of his brains is interested.

>> No.38123441

Killed a demon and solved a riddle like a boss.

>> No.38123443

>>38123266
I had not considered that at all reading that line, but considering my own table, that suddenly sounds real appropriate. Not 525 though.

>> No.38123445

Do not touch a dragon's cloaca, even if it asks.

>> No.38123501

>>38102870
The last time I played an RPG, Bush was president

;_;

>> No.38123502
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Troubleshooters try fixing a water boiler, end up communist bombers.

>> No.38123597

>>38123501
Never let the goblin bomber write and direct your play.

>> No.38123617

Every last one of us is going to fucking die.

>> No.38123647

>>38123431
It's not much of a stretch to see them as a fetish thing alongside monster girls, considering how much people on /a/ and /tg/ like lolis in that way. You don't have to be into vore to recognize and call out vorefaggotry.

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Fukuhana is alive, I must get to the Ivory Kingdoms.

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Will.i.am is dead, but replaced by your ex-lover and band.

>> No.38123786

>>38123178
There are a surprising number of loli mothers.

42 year old lolis a best!

>> No.38123841

>>38102870
OH GOD MY EYES ARE MELTING OUT OF MY FACE!

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>>38102870

>> No.38123952

Creepy crow monster. Also rolled 1 and killed NPC. Whoops.

>> No.38123988

>>38102870
Paladin and fighter get into dispute about owning slaves.

>> No.38124244

>>38123786
Well, keep'em in their 20s, but yeah that's pretty much my fetish.

>> No.38124944

Choice between pragmatism and morals, girl player killed her uncle.

>> No.38124964

>>38124944
Was that the pragmatic or the moral thing to do?

>> No.38124970

The druid gave us drugs. We left on a turtle.

>> No.38125019

No air, no fuel, crashing into a star soon.

>> No.38125034

>>38102870
Happened a year ago.

;_;

>> No.38125303

>>38102870
cleric helps evacuate monk runs around like a pathetic child

>> No.38125362

>>38102870

Ghost rats turned out to be killer manmoles.

>> No.38125380

>>38102870
People got concussed. Everyone's losing their magic. Technology to blame.

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>>38102870

Groundhog day with ghost pirates, we are not clever men.

>> No.38125418

So are we gunna do furry porn or not?

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>>38125034

3 years... 3 years, and nothing but aborted plans since.

>> No.38125747

BIG STEAK

>> No.38125759

>>38102870
I left the group mid session because of their bullshit.

>> No.38125767

>>38102870
Holy shit evil robot bugs cleared a continent from life!

>> No.38125781

False flag Dunkelzahn heist sends cops on merry sewer chase.

>> No.38125786

>>38102870
Death poems, orcish geisha and some German dwarves.

>> No.38125787

Orzov rogue dies to Rakdos ambush while Golgari cleric watches.

>> No.38125791

Ten seconds long
Rouge Trader
Priest and orc
same room

>> No.38125793

>>38102870
Started session. Drunk friend dragged me out with bus lesbians.

>> No.38125801

>>38102870
Keeping the faith alive ain't easy in the imperium

>> No.38125872

GM tries to wrap up old plot hooks. Fails Hard.

>> No.38125877

>>38125303
i should mention its play by post so theres no real sessions just recent events

>> No.38126638

The mad midget five made a special mini boss appearance.

>> No.38127565

Cuddle limbo.

>> No.38127694

well we can't make it any more worse... right?

>> No.38127733

>>38102870
PC died from kicking a guard into nuts.

(Roll to hit: critical fail, he breaks his leg, then he maxes damage and losses all his remaining HP)

>> No.38127817

>>38102870
Game over, boring end, go home

>> No.38127871

Idiot player summoned a Dimentional Shambler without a control spell.

>> No.38127957

>>38102870
We killed stuff to advance the plot.

>> No.38128034

Local pugwampi shames everyone chasing goat, commits seppuku. Cactuspatch ruined.

>> No.38128056

>>38102870
Explored the desert, found some settlers, fought some time zombies.

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>>38109808
>The feeling you get when someone saves your Gif

anyways, last session:
Persona persona persona persona, Social Links NOPE MEGAMI TENSEI TIME

>> No.38128070

Had work, couldn't run the game.

>> No.38128317

Security camera plus file cabinet equals phazer lazer gun!

>> No.38128348

A single fight took two hours because we played 4e.

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why wont that beetle stop raping the ogre

>> No.38128419

>>38102870
From crazy fools to champions of an once-unknown god.

>> No.38128434

Horse riding and meaningful silence

>> No.38128536

>>38102870
Trek through hot jungle; giant bees and mean kroot hounds.

>> No.38128582

>>38102870
Destroy them pirates and Raid those STRONK dumb ass farmers

>> No.38129473

Suddenly Gnolls

>> No.38129592

Holy shit, sword and board Soldiers in Fantasycraft are invincible.

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