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>"Do you play CoC?"
>"Call of Cthulhu or the other one?"
>"What other one?"

>> No.38058183

You're so fucked.

>> No.38058185

what's the other one?

>> No.38058190

Corruption of Champions. Mentioning that shit IRL is the ultimate sperg.

>> No.38058191

You don't wanna know.

>> No.38058195
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TFL's Chain of Command

>> No.38058198

The fuck would you think they could possibly mean the other one?

>> No.38058201

Fuck dammit.

>> No.38058217


You haven't been on /tg/ long enough if you don't have that momentary "corruption of?... No, wait, they mean the cthulhu thing" experience whenever you see people talking about "CoC"

>> No.38058231

Hear hear!

>> No.38058232

I'm scared to Google Corruption of Champions.

>> No.38058239

As you should be.

>> No.38058243

It's not that bad, it's a text only game. Nothing horrible will pop out, but caution is good, as always.

>> No.38058253

'It's a trap!'

>> No.38058254


As long as it's not an image search you should be fine.

>> No.38058257

Just tell them.
It is in fact possible to know that a thing exists without being a fan of it.

>> No.38058262


>> No.38058269

well it's just a text adventure about you trying to escape from a demonic world of all kinds of weird monsters after all!

>> No.38058271

I'd rather not expose anyone else...

>> No.38058282

And along the way you collect various monster waifus/husbandos.

>> No.38058296

Every fucking time...

>> No.38058298

Though turn on safe search, that always works, hell, I think its on by default. Or maybe that's just word search.

>> No.38058300

OP,your response at that moment should just be
"Don't worry about it." and move on.

>> No.38058308

I highly doubt you'll be able to find coc stuff with safesearch on..

>> No.38058313

Then you have to worry about whether or not they might google "CoC" and watch they could find, and assume of your character. You must be overly paranoid at all times.

>> No.38058315

And worms that crawl into your balls

>> No.38058316

Unless you google images.
Them fan-arts, man.

>> No.38058321
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>Implying normalfags know about a obscure fetish game

Stop sucking so much dick /tg/

>> No.38058330

>"Trail of Cthulhu. Completely different game system, but people often refer to it as Call of Cthulhu or CoC, the same way people will call every rpg DnD. It's annoying."

Can you not think on your feet at all, OP?

>> No.38058344

I mean seriously, put CoC in google and its the first 20+ results

>> No.38058354
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Try not to think of a pink rhinoceros.

>> No.38058364

Kiha and Hel plus Male MC is GOAT Pairing

>> No.38058371
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OP meant to put this in the Warmahordes thread....He's talking about Convergence of Cyriss

>> No.38058388

Done. I immediate starting thinking of a purple ostrich.

Does "try not to think of..." actually work on anybody? Because it's never worked on me.

>> No.38058400

Yeah, just try not to think of breathing manually.

>> No.38058401

Googled it.

Never again.

>> No.38058415

I was doing that because I'm vaping. Doesn't count.

>> No.38058425
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>tfw I managed to have an entire conversation about it

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It's clash of clans anon

>> No.38058497

If I do mention it I'm saying I played a rape machine and that I didn't take the submissive role with every futa character.

>> No.38058513

I played a pure heroic adventurer who made friends with people whereever possible and only raped things that were attempting to rape me first as a counter-attack

>> No.38058521

>tfw I want to be the dominant futa, not get raped by the dominant futa

>> No.38058541

Pft, its not even that bad to google. It text.

>> No.38058562

>they know about CoC
No need to lie at this point. Just say "Call of Cthulhu".

>> No.38058591

Yeah Clash of Clans can save you there man.

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>> No.38058594

Pretty good game, but it's frustrating when you can't build something because some faggot exhausted literally all his resources building dragons to steal that 200,000 elixir you needed to finish
What the fuck is that guy doing anyway? If he wanted to move up the PvP ranks he could just archer spam his was to 50% base destruction.

>> No.38058596

Hide your fucking power level dude.

>> No.38058603

I get College of the Canyons, then the Alabama Confederation of Motorcycle Clubs (really, Google?)

>individualized search based on browsing history, duh

>> No.38058607

Depends. CoC is a lot older than CoC.

>> No.38058612

ITT: Hypersexual fat nerds.
Eat shit all of you.

>> No.38058624


When I play as a purefu, there's no rape of any kind. If my pure character ever loses "either" virginity, I delete it and start over.

>> No.38058628

I'd be less ashamed of someone talking about Corruption of Champions.

>> No.38058646
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Did you accept your responsibility or did you run away from it?

>> No.38058658

Wow lewd.

>> No.38058661

By purity I mean the purity of being human instead of a freakish corrupted monstermorph. It is my duty to spread my pure humanity to all the females of that twisted world.

>> No.38058668

I didn't impregnate disgusting little beasts.

Seriously though, Tamami is the fucking worst, and running into her 5+ times in a row is bullshit.

>> No.38058687

>there are people who didn't get 4 pairs of balls and one of each kind of dick

you're not playing right

>> No.38058689

The mousemorpth said that human seed/eggs are weak. Humans can't breed true with anything. Which is why she asks you to breed with her.

So you're not spreading pure humanity, you're adding to the sub-humans in the world.

>> No.38058765

'Helspawn' is best daughter.

The only one you actually get to really raise, and mold into a badass chaste heroine who rejects all the corrupt demonic pleasures of the setting.

I named her Tanis

>> No.38058779

Fuck you, I'm thinking of a blue rhino and now it is green, it's yellow now.

>> No.38058787


Or you turn her into a slut like her mother.

>> No.38058802

Such people can be ignored, since they have clearly forsaken their human souls and become nothing but pathetic beasts.

>> No.38058820

If you're the kind of person who's really fucking kinky, you'll be fine. If you're the kind of guy who has problems thinking of sex beyond missionary position and blowjobs, you miiiight not want to find out.

>> No.38058826


Centaur. Pure and honorable Centaurs.

>> No.38058832

Doing the Lord's work.

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>tfw I'm so unimaginative all I could think of was a normal grey rhino when you said that

>> No.38058843

I don't know that that's unimaginative, exactly.

>> No.38058852

What exactly is Amily's plan once you've had multiple litters with her, who are her kids going to reproduce in the future?
This doesn't seem like a stable basis for a community since its not like you ever see any other mouse people around.

>> No.38058855

all I can consciously imagine is a blurry grey rhino, maybe a blue one because the color is closer

>> No.38058861

Does having 4 Nuts and 4 dicks count as pure?

>> No.38058871

Are they all human?

>> No.38058888

Of course.

What am I a degenerate?

>> No.38058904

>who are her kids going to reproduce in the future?

Each other?

>> No.38058931

I can hear the banjos already.

>> No.38058934

Then yes, you inch by on a technicality.

Amily doesn't seem like the kind of girl who would be down for incest, she's not Sophie.

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>73 Replies
>40 Posters
>Not a single Dragon-Man

>> No.38058993

I don't know. To a bystander hearing me tell my fat friend "Hey, do you want to play in my cock campaign?" is probably as bad as it's gonna get.

>> No.38059007
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>> No.38059042

...but /tg/ plays a lot more of one than the other.

>> No.38059050

The only valid way to play CoC is as a virginal paladin.

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>> No.38059071

>only 1 ball per dick

>> No.38059082


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I'm bad with names

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Dragon Man!

>> No.38059185

spot the sperg

>> No.38059206
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>45 Libido

>> No.38059233

Unimaginative... Or good psychic resistance?

>> No.38059254

>All these crazy overblown mutant characters
>I just play a big muscular human male
With a horsecock classified as a lethal weapon and a vagina.

>> No.38059295
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Thank you filename threads

>> No.38059369

>its not like you ever see any other mouse people around
Jojo and the alchemist are both IN your camp

>> No.38059398

>doesn't pronounce it cee-oh-cee
I bet you call /co/ coh you plebian.

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>OP's face when

>> No.38059408

But JoJo is a super chaste, Virgin

>> No.38059415


>> No.38059417

Jojo is originally from Amily's village and is the only non demon-rape-slave survivor of the church he was trained at.

The alchemist is a rat and is one very old man.

>> No.38059467

So, what you're saying is that you're an idiot. Gotcha.

>> No.38059478

Rathazul is a ratmorph. Fenoxo was very specific in regards to that.

>> No.38059630

Didn't want people to think it was amily's dad who was also an alchemist?

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Either I've played too much CoC or that thing on the bottom right is a dick roll

>> No.38059703

/tg/ prefers young CoC to old CoC.

Girl CoC is the best because it shatters the cliche that only dudes play RPGs, get your mind out of the gutter and stop reading phonetically.

>> No.38059707

Goddammit you assholes are making me want to go back to my old save of CoC on the other laptop, have to go dig it out...

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in CoC you get really fucking spooked by things
in CoC you spook and then fuck things
not much of a difference to be honest.

>> No.38059748


>because it shatters the cliche that only dudes play RPGs

Because guys also play as girls in RPGs?

>> No.38059835

>tight pucker
>not virginal

>> No.38059865

Not that guy but an encounter with a big tittied friendly plant girl popped my brown cherry, caught me completly offguard

We're just having some fun and then suddenly one of her vines a couple of inches long is poking you in the ass while you keep having fun.

>> No.38059886

Fuck the Pumpkin

>> No.38059917

>Describing why FATAL is the worst thing to my friend who doesn't RPGs
>Friend is a 9/10 blonde qt3.14
> Explain anal circumference
>"It sounds a lot like, oh what's that game..."
> Oh god no, please don't say it
>"I can't remember the name..."
> No, no, there's no way
>"Something with a 'C'"
>"Corruption of Champions, that's it!"
> She looks me in the eye
>"It's this ----"
>"I know. I know what it is."
> She looks away and blushes
> "Anon, it's pretty fun."
> "I'm so ashamed of you."
> "I know. Senpai."

And that was the day I fell in love.
> still alone

>> No.38059930

Why is Arian best ButtSlut?

>> No.38059961

You clearly don't have four testicles.

>> No.38060028


Turns out she's really good at role-playing games.
As is her
> Boyfriend

>> No.38060070

Fuck him first to establish dominance.

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>> No.38060107

I wasn't interested in them until they became a girl.
I mean someone's willing to change magically turn themselves female permanently just so you'll be willing to bone them from then on, how can you say no?
Plus also the magical gear they give you later on is pretty good.

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I like to think that the dimension you travel to is actually Oglaf's world.

>> No.38060131

Leave it to the chinese manga artist to realize the only good solution for your wife is stolen by a crossdressing effeminate boy with a giant schlong.

>> No.38060148

>Implying normalfags are a thing

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>Going for anything other than Fem Arian

>> No.38060233

You would think it's obvious with it fitting with most sane people's fetishes.

>> No.38060249

Yes? Did you misread.

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>> "I'm so ashamed of you."
>> "I know. Senpai."

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>playing pay-to-win vidya
>accusing people of neckbeardry in neckbeards: the board

>> No.38060413
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>only being level 14

Not having any dicks longer than 100 inches is a disgrace, but I just had to new game + so I guess I have no ground to criticize.

>> No.38060451


>Going for anything other than dragongirl/lizardgirl harem comedy with Kiha and Helia

>> No.38060465

There's an editor for the game, if you want to get the desired body straight away...

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>not working to earn your dicks
You disgust me.

>> No.38060543

>>Helia, Kiha, Izma, Amily, Phylla, Isabella, Sophie, Ember, Female Airan, Bath Girl, Latex Googirl, Valeria, Shouldra.

If you're gonna go harem you gotta go all out man.

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Google it to see what all the fuss is about.

>Gender: You start out as Male or Female. May be changed later, including hermaphrodite or genderless, through transformations or special scenes.
>Your starting gender has a minor effect on your opening stats (see table below)
>Male-only Perks
>Big Cock - Adds 2 inch cock length and gain cock size 25% faster and grow larger easier.
>Lots of Jizz - Adds 50% cum multiplier.
Female-only Perks
>Big Breasts - Starts with DD-cup (or D-cup if you have chosen tomboyish body type) and makes your tits grow larger easier.
>Big Clit - Starts with 1 inch clit and allows your clit to grow larger faster.
>Fertile - Adds 15% fertility.
>Wet Vagina - Adds 1 vaginal wetness and keeps your vagina at least wet.


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You fool.

It hasn't even begun yet.

>> No.38060716

Remember anon, the bees are your friends, but only sometimes.

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I remember that game from back in the day.
Dare I ask how much has changed?

>> No.38060749

Fuck the pumpkin

>> No.38060766

It is now 90% furry futa waifus, with very little in the way of monstergirls or just plain old monsters.

>> No.38060802

You should play it. It's a riot.

>> No.38060806

>Like one year ago
>Browsing a thread about horror games or some shit I don't remember.
>"Hey, maybe your players would enjoy playing CoC"
>Me posts: "Isn't corruption of champions a single player text game? Did they worked on a tabletop version or something?"

>And that day, I knew I had spend too much time on /tg/ and /d/

>> No.38060834

Tabletop Corruption of Champions when
I would play it
Hell, I would GM it

>> No.38060881

It's called FATAL

>> No.38060899

FATAL is just plain broken though.

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>reverse image search
>like it
>get nosebleed

I... I thought that just happened in Chinese cartoons?

>> No.38060955

It isn't magical realm if everyone is aware ahead of time.

It would leave unsuspecting victims open to "I thought you meant the other CoC!" though.

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Oh. I mean, furry futa waifus are okay, I guess, but sometimes you just want to fistfight a sexy succubus into fucking, you know?
I remember hearing a lot that that was what a lot of the donors were turning the game into. Kinda lame.

>> No.38061013

It's not like any of the old content was removed. It's all still there and you run into it frequently.

>> No.38061016

To be fair, if we donated enough money and ask for regular monster girls, we could have stopped it.

If we only could.

>> No.38061028

I have bad news anon... You may have caught the animus.

>> No.38061033

You should probably see a doctor anon.
Your brain might be hemorrhaging.

>> No.38061044

Rhinos are Black or White. Get out of here with your race mixing tomfoolery.

This is your tongue awareness reminder, are you aware of the tongue in your mouth?

>> No.38061072


You'd be better off trying to make your own game than getting into a bidding war with furries.

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Some of it just got weird though. Like that bunny girl whose balls weren't balls but eggs she implanted through her dick.
I don't know, man, those furries seem to have a lot of scratch when it comes to paying for sex material.

>> No.38061166

>that's the only way I can play that game
I'm still slutting around and fuck everything as long it's not a futa...

>> No.38061190

Reduce your sex organs to absolute minimum setting, then build a character solely for combat.
Challenge the sexfiends as something they cannot comprehend, an asexual wargod

>> No.38061337

When is that fucking faggot going to finish the last fucking dungeon

>> No.38061344

TiTs seems to be going well enough

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>fucking dungeon

>> No.38061416

Are you kidding?
TiTS is utter shit. It's 100% furry aliens.
Dog Aliens, Cat Aliens, Cow Aliens, Panda Alien, fucking bimbo furry aliens.

>> No.38061444

I saw this exact conversation play out on facebook once. It was painful to watch.

As far as playing the actual game goes, does anyone else like to play female characters who start out pure but inevitably give in to corruption and slutdom?

>> No.38061460



You have the others? Are there others?

>> No.38061468

You know there ARE slime girls and gynoids too.

>> No.38061557


Played a girl once years ago, was sort of choosy about sex, ended up losing virginity to that roguish fox guy that was tutoring me, can't remember much else notable

Gaping vaginas being tracked by the game is sort of a turnoff, makes it hard to consider playing a female that has too much action.

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>mfw I didn't know Call of Cthulhu but knew the other one before going on /tg/
>mfw I was trying to figure out what they were talking about

>> No.38061607

You've gotta wait for the happenings like everyone else

>> No.38061614


>> No.38061641


I'm gonna happen your fucking face

>> No.38061685

I am always aware of the tongue in my mouth. It's not mine.

>> No.38061754


I always end up becoming a futanari who just behaves like a male in essentially every way.
Vaginal virginity intact and with an ever-growing harem of girls.

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>> No.38061772

Hey man the cows are genetically modified humans not actual cows

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>> No.38061980

While I was in college I would destroy myself to that game. Later I was with a girl who was reading smut books. I introduced her to it and she was like, wtf is this (at this point i think i totally blew it). Two days later she's on my couch masturbating to it. Needless to say i put a ring on it.

>> No.38062036

>Not inviting your friends over for a nice long cock campaign you've been working on for the past few weeks

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You dun Gud
>tfw I plan on doing the same eventually

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>> No.38062230

>being proud of finding a pervert
They're literally everyone you meet, finding someone pure is a challenge worth congratulations

>> No.38062284

She was a virgin before i got in there, so yeah, im proud.

>> No.38062315

this guy keeps saying this, i don't remember any pumpkin though. What was that the halloween event?

>> No.38062318


Are you still in there, posting from behind her hymen

>> No.38062370

Yeah deep woods I think.

You find a pumpkin if you sex it with a high enough cum output (1000ML) then fun happens especially if you keep looking in the deep woods after you bang a pumpkin.

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i'm...i'm gonna be back in a bit /tg/

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He's gonna die

Fuck the Pumpkin

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>> No.38063441

Is this really from Dr. Seuss?

>> No.38063449

I'd disagree, but my standards for what counts as "perversion" are massively warped.

>> No.38063474


He was talking about throwing a cave bat at problems

>> No.38063488

I wouldn't be surprised. He made a book on Cthulhu mythos and stuff

>> No.38063499

Way to prove my point

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>> No.38063534

No, he didn't. That was something a dude on the Internet made.

>> No.38063589

Dr Suess's birthday is only a little over two weeks away. he was born on march 2nd 1904 and lived to be 87.

>> No.38063669

Is the psion making observational statements after reading his mind or making imperatives and projecting images of themselves into his mind

>> No.38063705

Clash of Clans?

>> No.38063780

the psion is getting off on making the person picture what he wants using the "don't think about a pink elephant" effect

>> No.38063836


The game is a riddle.

At first it's arousing as all hell when you realize there's all sorts of NPCs to waifu, monsters to fuck and what feels like you're always just barely scratching the surface.

And then you run into the transformation mechanics, and once you get the full breadth of what you can do many people go hog-wild on the Imp bread or Canine Peppers until they become some unholy abomination.

But then you continue to play and realize you've hit the limit of what the game can do, that the only difference between fucking a girl with a 17 inch Dog Cock and 8 inch Human cock is one sentence. You realize the game is catering *way* too much for furries, and it dawns on you this was never meant for non-furry eyes. It has an Original The Character Creator's Pet Futa Wolf the game embellishes way too much on, and everything starts striking you as Sparkledog in the worst way possible. It goes from candyland Horror Ville, and before long you'll be exclusively fucking the one pure Human female left in the hub town for some semblance of normalcy.

Monster Girl Quest is better.

>> No.38063948


Mice, much like rabbits, have significant genetic mutation amongst each other, it is fully possible for two healthy unrelated mice to fuck and produce a viable population.

It happened in... New Zealand or Japan I think, where 1 male and 4 females were set loose in the wild and produced a healthy, genetically diverse population.

>> No.38064002
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rabbits did the same in Australia.

>> No.38064046


Honestly it makes the mad scientist in me wonder how we could replicate the same thing in Humans.

Not for anything explicitly lewd, but rather so we could maximize cargo space and minimize the humans needed to produce a successful colony on another planet.

>> No.38064235

>Monster Girl Quest is better.
Y'know, as much as CoC's state of furry waifushit disappoints me, I still like it considerably more than MGQ. Even if all the content focuses on the furry waifus, the lore supports non-shit content, whereas MGQ has nothing but utterly awful "VORE-RAPE FEMDOM" utter shit.

>> No.38064266

>Captain of the USS SisterFucker

>> No.38064284

>that the only difference between fucking a girl with a 17 inch Dog Cock and 8 inch Human cock is one sentence

The only difference between "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse" and "I helped my uncle jack off a horse" is a single capital letter.
It's a text based medium, dude. One sentence means a lot for immersion and the mind's eye.

>> No.38064302


>Their continuing mission
>To explore strange new worlds
>Seek out new life and civilizations
>to boldly come inside your sister, where no man has came before!

>> No.38064327

"I helped my uncle Jack off a horse" is wrong though, and textually means the same as "I helped my uncle jack off a horse"

What you want is "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse."

>> No.38064328

>implying space fucking isn't lewd

In any case humans can't do it because we've already had several genetic bottlenecks in our recent evolutionary history, and on top of that, Mice and Rabbits reproduce in such huge numbers that if there's a few million retarded inbred mutant babies, who cares, their healthy cousins will outcompete them and the broken genes will be removed from the population.

>> No.38064370


could also be motherfucker

>to boldly go from whence you came

>> No.38064406

>to boldly follow in your Father's footsteps.

>> No.38064448


Oh fine, two commas.
The presence or lack thereof regarding a comma can devastate the meaning of a sentence, at any rate.

>> No.38064501

You are certainly correct.
I believe the other popular example is "Let's eat, Grandma!" versus "Let's eat Grandma!"

>> No.38064824

I know, i need closure

>> No.38065304

Pronunciation helps, too.

"Let's go see your Aunt Hill."

>> No.38066326


>> No.38067094

>Not playing Turtles In Texas State

>> No.38067167

Why does Coc and Tits have a severe lack of chocolate girls?

>> No.38067195

Because they prefer cyan-furred futa.

>> No.38067330

I'd be more worried about why I've suddenly become what appears to be a melting Negro gentleman.

>> No.38067422

To make the decision to think about a purple ostrich you have to make the choice to not think about the pink rhinoceros. To do that, you need to think briefly about the rhino.

>> No.38067530

I never seemed to notice if "Big Clit" actually did anything noteworthy... any part of the female genitals other than the vag-hole seem irrelevant to the game.

>> No.38067547


>> No.38067548

If your clit gets big enough it starts triggering dick filters.

>> No.38067721

How, though? And how big? The only thing I ever found to make it bigger was that needle of Grow Plus in the demon factory, and that's a one-time thing... and didn't seem to trigger anything.

>> No.38067805

You can find gro + on some npcs like gnolls.

>> No.38067944

Ah, I quit playing a while back, and missed most of the recent updates. Didn't have gnolls last I played.

>> No.38067955

But MGQ is gross and all the monstergirls are 8-armed vaginas mounted on the body of a tentacledog who want to sloppily eat you through their tentacle anus hole.

At least in CoC you can close your eyes to the gross furshit and have your QT harpy and fuck the less gross things.

>> No.38067962

>We invited the strippers, JFK & Stalin
>We invited the strippers, JFK, & Stalin

>> No.38068819

Or make yourself some kind of strange winged centaur that uses parachutes as bras and whose hindlegs shouldn't touch the ground because there are four space hopper sized testicles beneath.

>> No.38069031


Not that anon here. That's only through the last part? I can't seem to remember. I remember heavenly knight fox girl though hnggg.

About CoC yeah... I told about it to a lfriend of mine long time ago and we had a laugh reading some of it. Recently I was joking with another friend and he ended up mentioning CoC, not the Lovecraft one. Noone sperged, no pasta was spilled, breety good.

>> No.38069060

>High on crystal meth, Hitler ranted at Mussolini for several hours.
This isn't one of those sentences, it's just apparently a real thing that happened and I wanted to post it.

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>hahaha anon you funny

It actually happened.

I'm not sure where to begin.

>> No.38069287

>I only enjoy the Cum witch, Kitsune, and Minotaur scenes
H-how deviant am I, /tg/?

>> No.38069319
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You manage to be both pleb as fuck and still disgusting.

I'm almost impressed.

>> No.38069479

I can't even

>> No.38069500

of course I do

/fit/ is fit

/wsg/ is weesg

/vr/ is vrrr

>> No.38069633

kawaii overdose

>> No.38069753
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>Not pronouncing the boards with vowels while spelling the ones without.

>> No.38069838


>> No.38069982

>Acknowledging IRL that Corruption of Champions exists
Are you nuts?

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Pic related.

>> No.38070141

Wouldn't the latter actually require a semicolon in place of a comma?

>> No.38070179


>> No.38070251

Most women who stay virgins into their late teens or their twenties end up as huge perverts all on their own.

>> No.38070341

They do?

>> No.38071580

Yes. Based on my experiences, this result is near-universal.

Long-term sexual frustration leads to perversion.

>> No.38071783

Insane, insane perversion.

The fetish spiral never ends.

>> No.38071807


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>Most women who stay virgins into their late teens or their twenties end up as huge perverts all on their own.

I can verify. sluts tend to be dead fish/pillow princesses

pure waifus turn into pure sexual deviants

>> No.38072037


Is there a chaste character in CoC?
I've just always seen "Nah I'm friendly. BUT MAH DICK AINT"

>> No.38072133

Rathazul is chaste because he's old and ugly.
Jojo is chaste if the PC doesn't rape-corrupt him.
Helspawn can be chaste if you raise her right/wrong.

>> No.38072183

Thanks for telling me that.
Mr. Bones.
I guess good girls are freaky in bed.

>> No.38072235

>I will never have a secretary who wants to be my cock concubine
Why cruel fate?

>> No.38072307

Wat is Helspawn

Also, I find it hard (heh) to play a chaste character because I'm forced to rub one out once an hour anyway.

>> No.38072352

Helia's child.

>> No.38072369

If you do the pure JoJo route he'll change your fap option into "Meditate"
Or something like that, I only bothered to do it once, for the sake of completion before I just started save editing everything

>> No.38072391

>not having a non-white gf to cock worship your big strong circumcised marble pillar

>> No.38072394

Wait, once an hour? The fuck is going on with your body that you need to fap hourly?

>> No.38072406

I think it's really funny how if you corrupt her, she stays faithful to you, but if you take the good path, she fucking cheats on you. There are pretty much no advantages to being pure in that game.

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That works even better. And I made myself sad.

>> No.38072419
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>Not being canadian

>> No.38072453

You would too if you were slaughtering a dozen sex freaks per hour, everyone trying to rape you.

>Git RPin son

Meditating's boring though :(

>> No.38072460

They gave us Justin Bieber. There can be no redemption

>> No.38072592

Yes, because that is how English works, you stupid shit. When an abbreviation can be pronounced like a word, it ALWAYS is.

Compare etc. to Inc.

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>coal burner with crazy bad tit scars

no thanks

I prefer to go mestizo. hottest body and don't feel like a total race traitor

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Don't bring /pol/ here. And how does >coal burner with crazy bad tit scars
make sense

>> No.38072755

how doesn't it? do you not know what words mean? she fucks blacks and has horrible scars from her breast surgery. its painful to look at

>> No.38072809

>trail of cthulhu
>game where you keep dying from trying to ford the abyss or eldritch dysentry

>> No.38072825

Oh. I didn't see the scars.

>> No.38073065

I play CoC all the time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2Iswwpvsdo


>> No.38073541

>He doesn't know Ryan "Mai IRL Husbando" Gosling is Canadian.

>> No.38073564

Alright, there might be some redeeming.

>> No.38073770

now i'm gonna read it phonetically and you can't stop me

>> No.38073901

i wasn't scared
it's mostly just furshit

>> No.38074043

Why do you care if she's fucked a black dude? it's literally just melanin difference.

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One weird thing I see a lot is that Canadians on the internet seem to consider themselves as a separate ethnic group.

If you even reference the fact that they're just white people who live slightly further north than other white people, they tend to get super-butthurt about it.

I remember a while back some guy tried to make a BCC thread on /hc/, and when people just told him to go to the BWC thread that was up at the time, he sperged out with a massive speech about how canucks were genetically superior to whites, then started posting a bunch of pics like the one in >>38071898.

And it's only on the internet. IRL, every canadian I meet is polite, friendly, and apologizes way too much.

Do they just not issue passports to the insane canuck supremacy groups to avoid ruining their country's reputation, or is the whole thing just a bunch of cuckold Americans making shit up to avoid the interracial that comes up when you look for normal cucking porn?

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>Saying acronyms out loud

>> No.38075500

>that image
Oh man, I remember that.
Too bad too, he was almost a half decent artist.

>> No.38075567

Half-decent artist regardless I thought he only threw that shit in there to be ironic/as a joke? And regardless, stuff went right back to the usual material so no harm done.

>> No.38075826

>Tfw I try to get a great fap through CoC like the good ol days
>Tfw the magic is gone

>> No.38075839

I hope it's a joke, because that shit is pretty hilarious. Though I could also see swarms of people taking it seriously and getting muttbad.

>> No.38075952

It was so out of place, it felt more like he was just sperging out.

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He still occasionally does pieces that are basically just him ranting about his social views, and they are annoying as shit, but he's gotten better.

I still had rustled jimmies a bit when he made the one advertising his tumblr that was basically just another blackcock>whitecock joke. I'm not sure what ethnicity he is irl, but he really has to get over his racism shit.

>> No.38076101

Agreed on both accounts.

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>using semicolons

>> No.38076270


>> No.38076392

This actually happened to me. I got a friend to be weirded out and another one to try it and like it.

>> No.38076459

>was basically just another blackcock>whitecock joke
Isn't most of his porn like... a big cocked white guy fucking everything though?
Not intending to start a fuss, just curious what social views he has that he apparently doesn't show the majority of the time.

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>mfw she wants me to
>mfw he's not bad looking
>mfw we jokingly hit on each other all the time
>mfw it's super homo

>> No.38076526

That's why it's so hard to tell whether he's trying to be "ironic" or not.
90% of his porn is a big dicked white dude, and then the rest is bigger dicked blackdudes fucking white women and talking about how little white dicks are.

>> No.38076564

I was on the same boat for a while.

>> No.38076567

There are other things than furry. You can help the minotaur cook make a pastry golem, for example.

>> No.38076602

Who has like, a single scene.

What CoC really needs is some aspiring modder to make an easy way to add new content. There are more than enough willing writers to produce said content.

>> No.38076645

There was a modder a while back who made a CoC mod with the character being enslaved by a succubus and shit, don't know if he's still around though.

>> No.38076667

>Implying the average person is a CoC-tier perv

>> No.38076738

Just say it's a 4chan thing.

"They just love talking about this porn game with those initials. I've gotten used to asking."

C'mon man. Lying is the best option here. Probably.

>> No.38076760

His newest game seems to have less furry. Sort of. But I'm sure that will change as more gets added.

>> No.38076782

Last I heard he got tired of updating it whenever Fen released a new version.

>> No.38076832

Can aliums even be considered Furry?

>> No.38076909

They all look human with some differences. It's to the point that even the characters realize it's weird.

The strangest one has three breasts and three feet. And that's it. Not counting strange skin colors.

I think one race has tentacle clothes? Like tentacles that grow in such a way it's like a skirt.

>> No.38076937

>discover CoC
>create female character
>mold her to all of my fetishes
>name her after a crush

I-I can't be the only one who did this.

>> No.38076939

Its open source now isn't it?
I know there are a couple people trying to do something with it, but I don't know what their goals are or how far they are along. Maybe there's a relevant thread on /d/ or somewhere

>> No.38077008

>Tfw crush is Asian.
>Tfw getting Yellow skin from that gobbo booze is like winning the lottery

>> No.38077052

And that's why she's only just your crush.

>> No.38077095

Because I'm aware she has pale-yellow skin?

>> No.38077136

>excreted out her dick

That's how it went.

>> No.38077155

He probably was talking about you recreating your crush in a fetish porn game.

>> No.38077213

And this is how SJWs see themselves.
When you argue against them, it's because "you cannot comprehend them."

>> No.38077432

>Implying I can't hide my power levels.
>Implying I'd ever actually tell anyone.
>Implying that weirder people than I can't get girlfriends.

>> No.38077466

I've had a celibate run before. they even have armor that encourages it.

>> No.38077590

Not enough parody.

>> No.38077718

Best NTR doujin ever made

And I don't even like NTR

>> No.38077769

well not so much escape as liberate

>> No.38077784

but those only show up if you say your not disgusted by it otherwise the game removes them

>> No.38078008

but if you go fem arian you dont get to experience his joy when you give him the second penis he has always wanted

>> No.38078123

you make a good point anon

>> No.38078141

is it time to bring out the alliteration armada

>> No.38078541


>> No.38078917

It's normal(for some people).

Some people have thinner nasal walls and when you get aroused you get higher blood pressure, leading to them paper-thin walls bursting open pouring forth the blood of an aroused person.

>> No.38079125

link? my google-fu is weak

>> No.38079359


You'll need to be able to defeat sadpanda to read it

>> No.38079426

well i'm double fucked then
and not in the way i like

>> No.38079454

>Can't beat the sad panda

Step it up, anon. I know you can do it. I believe in you.

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Every country has it's crazys. But we Canadians are better than you.

>> No.38080077

Why is the need to change the url manually even a thing? What's wrong with just giving people a straightforward link? Never seen another site that does that.

>> No.38080183

There's certain content that's not on the regular site and is only behind sadpanda.

>> No.38080213

And so some people don't bother ever using the regular site and just link ex to people and leave them to figure out how they want to get to the content. In this case the gallery is tagged as shotacon and all shota is only available behind sadpanda.

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