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"Am I to understand that we will be transporting illegal goods? Regardless I would know what it is I am transporting and how 'handsomely' it is we will be payed. You speak in vague ways and I would have straight answers."

You say humorlessly and you see Valka nod in agreement. It seems she does not trust Oz very much.

"Well, illegal is a very strong word. I prefer 'slightly less than legal', but yes I will admit that much, it would be bad if any local officials were to take interest in the crates. That being said, the once condition to the job is specifically that you do not know what is in the crates or look inside of them. If you did... well that could cause a lot of problems for both of us. If you don't want to take the job that's fine, we all go our separate ways and life goes on. I will however say that the job pays one hundred gold pieces for each of you."

He replies simply, an earnest smile never leaving his child-like features.

"So what say you Eirik? Interested?"

>What do you say?

>I do not like it... but that is a lot of gold and I need the money. I accept.

>Very well Oz, you have yourself a deal.

>Nay, Urfartha only knows what's in those crates. I do not feel comfortable dealing in such things.

>What do you think Valka? You have as much right to an opinion here as I do.

>> No.37778982

>>37778952
>I do not like it... but that is a lot of gold and I need the money. I accept.

>> No.37778997

>>37778952
>What do you think Valka? You have as much right to an opinion here as I do.

I do not know the value of one gold piece thus I can't make a choice properly.

>> No.37779002

>>37778952
>Nay, Urfartha only knows what's in those crates. I do not feel comfortable dealing in such things.

>> No.37779009

>>37778952
>>What do you think Valka? You have as much right to an opinion here as I do.

>> No.37779029

>>37779009

Thirding

>> No.37779045

>>37778952

>I do not like it... but that is a lot of gold and I need the money. I accept.
>What do you think Valka? You have as much right to an opinion here as I do.

>> No.37779073

>>37778997
Damn, I forgot to mention that.
In essence a gold piece could feed a man decently for about a week, and lodge him in a not too run down inn. One hundred gold is approximately around a thousand dollars in Arvahn, it won't but you a boat or anything but it's nothing to scoff at and will kept you fed and boarded for quite a while.
I'll come up with a more precise conversion rate for you guys soon.

>> No.37779091

>>37779073
>buy
Christ already it begins

>> No.37779095

>>37778952
>What do you think Valka? You have as much right to an opinion here as I do.

>> No.37779103

>>37778952
>What do you think Valka? You have as much right to an opinion here as I do.

>> No.37779115

>>37779073
I like the classic "How much bread can I buy with that" metric.

>> No.37779123

>>37778952
>>Nay, Urfartha only knows what's in those crates. I do not feel comfortable dealing in such things.
I doubt we had much money in the white wastes and I don't think we need much now. We need to get some but I'm sure we can find more honest work.

>> No.37779143

>>37779115
I'll do some figuring on that metric

>> No.37779157

>>37779091
It never stopped Brine.
DRINK!

>> No.37779164

>>37779115
>Bread
Not Beer?

>> No.37779174

>>37778952
>>What do you think Valka? You have as much right to an opinion here as I do.

>> No.37779243

>>37778952
>What do you think Valka? You have as much right to an opinion here as I do.

>> No.37779308

>>37778952
>I do not like it... but that is a lot of gold and I need the money. I accept.

The alcohol is ready! Its time for another Brine Quest!

>> No.37779343

>>37778952
>What do you think Valka? You have as much right to an opinion here as I do.

don't be dissing our companion.

>> No.37779355

>>37778997
>>37779009
>>37779045
>>37779095
>>37779103
>>37779174
>>37779243

"What do you think Valka? You have as much right to an opinion here as I do."

You say as you turn to her and she mulls over the question a moment to responding.

"Something feels wrong about this. I've heard of a powder that is smuggled here that drives men to need it like we need food and it ruins them. It's possible that may be what these crates have. That being said, that is a lot of money. It will keep up fed for a long time to come. Plus I could always use a new weapon. I leave the decision to you, it is you who was originally spoke with Oz and I find myself trusting your judgement."

Oz looks at you expectantly.

>What do you say?

>Nay, if we were transporting something of that nature it would not rest easily upon my shoulders

>We cannot say for certain what is in these crates, and gold speak with a loud voice even in these lands. I accept.

>It does not sit well, but if we are to make our way in this land we must be certain we have the means to survive. Very well Oz, you have our hands.

>Perhaps I could alert the local authorities and then I would know what you have in these crates.

>> No.37779360

>>37778952
>punt the halfling steal the goods

>> No.37779363

>>37778952
> I do not like it. But I accept... for 150 each.

He has our services. Silence costs extra.

>> No.37779388

>>37779355
>Nay, if we were transporting something of that nature it would not rest easily upon my shoulders

>> No.37779407

>>37779363
>>37779355

Too late, but my decision is still fitting

>> No.37779409

>>37779355
>Nay, if we were transporting something of that nature it would not rest easily upon my shoulders
HE'S SELLING COCAINE DAMNIT HELL NO!

>> No.37779413

>>37779355
>up fed
Sobriety is overrated anyway.


>Nay, if we were transporting something of that nature it would not rest easily upon my shoulders

There is no glory in this. Also first thing off the boat is getting in trouble with the local chieftains?

>> No.37779414

>>37779355
>Nay, if we were transporting something of that nature it would not rest easily upon my shoulders

>> No.37779417

>>37779355
>>It does not sit well, but if we are to make our way in this land we must be certain we have the means to survive. Very well Oz, you have our hands.

>> No.37779423

>>37779355
First thing after getting exiled, become drug smuggler

>Nay, if we were transporting something of that nature it would not rest easily upon my shoulders

>> No.37779425

>>37779355
>Nay, if we were transporting something of that nature it would not rest easily upon my shoulders
I'm sure we can find work elsewhere

>> No.37779452

>>37779425
Merchant caravans will always be willing to hire.
Its not much, but its a start.

>> No.37779455

So gents i believe it is time for a rousing game of PUNT THE HALFLING!

>> No.37779476

>>37779355
>Nay, if we were transporting something of that nature it would not rest easily upon my shoulders

>> No.37779507

>>37779355
>We cannot say for certain what is in these crates, and gold speak with a loud voice even in these lands. I accept.
If people are weak of spirit and indulge in this shit, if it is fantasy cocaine, then that's hardly our fault now is it?

>> No.37779594

>>37779355
>Nay, if we were transporting something of that nature it would not rest easily upon my shoulders
Its against personal honour and we are an easily identifiable duo if this goes tits up, which it probably will. Also being paid on arrival with so much uncertainty is untenable for us.

>> No.37779599

>>37779355
Punt the halfling, steal the goods.
Just like this anon says >>37779360

>> No.37779622

>>37779452
As long as we get paid for hitting stuff I am in.

>> No.37779633

>>37779409
Opium. We're in not-far East, so it's opium.

>> No.37779642

>>37779599
What the fuck is a punt?

>> No.37779653

>>37779642
a punt is a kick, anon.

>> No.37779664

>>37779642
Golfing word, hitting something so it fly's off into the distance essentially.

>> No.37779668

>>37779355
>Punt the halfling and take his shit.

>> No.37779683

Reminder that the halfling is accompanied by two body guards

>> No.37779696

>>37779683
Punt them too!

>> No.37779710

>>37779388
>>37779409
>>37779413
>>37779414
>>37779423
>>37779425
>>37779476
>>37779594

"Nay, if we were transporting something of that nature it would not rest easily upon my shoulders."

Oz seems a bit despondent by your answer but shrugs.

"Ah well, so be it. Regardless it was a pleasure to meet you. I must however ask that you tell no one about what we discussed here, for your own safety of course."

One of the large men flanking the door opens it and motions that you are free to leave. You share a look with Valka just as you stand.

>What do you do?

>Leave without a word
>Attack Oz and his body guards
>Tell Oz if he has more clean work in the future you might be interested

>> No.37779712

>>37779355
>It does not sit well, but if we are to make our way in this land we must be certain we have the means to survive. Very well Oz, you have our hands.

Look at all the Lawful Stupid. We arn't from here who cares what happens to the people. No skin off my nose if we make a quick buck off of other people's problems.

>> No.37779716

>>37779653
>>37779664
So it's a golfing kick? Who the fuck kicks in golf?

>> No.37779719

>>37779633
Or Lolis. It could be lolis.

>> No.37779721

>>37779683
Reminder that you're a faggot.

>>37779355
Punt the halfling!

>> No.37779724

>>37779710
>Leave without a word

>> No.37779725

>>37779710
>Attack Oz and his body guards
JUSTICE VIKING!

>> No.37779736

>>37779710
>Tell Oz if he has more clean work in the future you might be interested

Sigh... and we pass up a job.

>> No.37779747

>>37779710
>Leave without a word

>> No.37779752

>>37779710
>Attack Oz and his guards

>> No.37779765

>>37779710
>Attack Oz and his body guards

>> No.37779774

>>37779710
>>Tell Oz if he has more clean work in the future you might be interested

>> No.37779777

>>37779710
>Tell Oz if he has more clean work in the future you might be interested

>>37779736
Two foreigners making a clean start in a new world, both from cultures that put great value on honor, and the first job offered is to be opium runners. Our protagonist appears to have scruples.

>> No.37779778

>>37779710
>Attack Oz and his body guards

punt the halfling. I don't know why I want to do this but punt the halfling.

>> No.37779781

>>37779710
>>Leave without a word

Aint got shit to do here. Let's go find some proper strong arm job. Should not be hard considering we are the two biggest people on the islands.

>> No.37779787

>>37779710
>Leave without a word
No need to beat him up.

>> No.37779791

>>37779710
>Leave without a word

>> No.37779793

>>37779710
>Tell Oz if he has more clean work in the future you might be interested

>> No.37779808

>>37779725
>>37779752
>>37779765
>>37779778
What's with the aggression? Turning him down is enough.

>> No.37779810

>>37779710
>Attack Oz and his bodyguards

>> No.37779830

>>37779716
Oh its actually a American football term. I always thought it was golf, but either works.

Punt is used outside of that 'football' to mean hit/kick or otherwise violently throw as far as possible. So playing 'Punt the halfling' means to send it sailing through the air as far as possible.

>> No.37779831

>>37779808
I came here to punt halflings and chew gum
And I'm all outta gum

>> No.37779832

>>37779710
>Leave without a word

>> No.37779834

>>37779710
>Attack Oz and his body guards

>> No.37779839
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37779839

>>37779710
>Attack Oz and his body guards

>> No.37779840

>>37779710
>>Tell Oz if he has more clean work in the future you might be interested

>> No.37779852

>>37779830
Amusing as hell then.

>> No.37779853

>>37779808
People are retarded as usual.

>> No.37779858

>>37779710
>Attack Oz and his body guards

>> No.37779872

>>37779710
>Leave without a word

>> No.37779886

>>37779710
>>Leave without a word

>> No.37779888

>>37779710
>>Leave without a word

>> No.37779892

>>37779710
>>Leave without a word

>> No.37779893

If the combined 2 not-murder options have more please do a second vote brine.

>> No.37779916

>>37779893
some people already samefagged leave, so its all good.

>> No.37779922

>>37779710
>Attack Oz and his body guards.

>> No.37779932

>>37779710
>Attack Oz and his bodyguards

>> No.37779943

>>37779710
>Attack Oz

I wanted to punt him, but this works too.

>> No.37779951

>>37779710
>Attack Oz and his body guards

>> No.37779967

>>37779808
Trolls and samefags

>> No.37779970

>>37779710
>Attack oz and his body guards

>> No.37779988

26 posters and 28 votes...

>> No.37780001

>>37779710
Votes are done

>>37779951
>>37779970
These votes are being ignored because the number of unique IPs didn't go up and we already have the same number of votes. Don't be dumb.

>> No.37780075

>>37780001
You should ignore this >>37779943 too, unless you voted without a trip.

>> No.37780151

>>37779724
>>37779747
>>37779774
>>37779777
>>37779736
>>37779781
>>37779787
>>37779791
>>37779793
>>37779832
>>37779840
>>37779872
>>37779886
>>37779888
>>37779892

Second vote

>Say nothing as you leave
Or
>Tell him that you'd be interested in clean work

Note: Valid votes for attacking and leaving without a word are tied, however the additional votes for talking about clean work make not attacking in the majority, so we will have a revote with those options.

>> No.37780170

>>37780151
>>Tell him that you'd be interested in clean work

>> No.37780182

>>37780151

>Say nothing as you leave

>> No.37780188

>>37780151
>Tell him that you'd be interested in clean work

>> No.37780189

>>37780151
>>Tell him that you'd be interested in clean work

>> No.37780196

>>37780151
Don't want to completely burn the bridge.

>> No.37780197

>>37780151
>Say nothing as you leave

>> No.37780204

>>37780151
>>Say nothing as you leave

>> No.37780216

>>37780151
>Tell him that you'd be interested in clean work

>> No.37780218

>>37780151
>kill ourselves because we let a filthy halfling live

>> No.37780239

>>37780151
>Say nothing as you leave

>> No.37780240

>>37780151
>>Tell him that you'd be interested in clean work
Meant to combine with >>37780196

>> No.37780266

>>37780151
>>Say nothing as you leave

>> No.37780279

>>37780151
>Tell him that you'd be interested in clean work

Well since we didn't get to punt him i'll go with this.

>> No.37780308

>>37780151
>Tell him that you'd be interested in clean work

>> No.37780309

>>37780151
>Say nothing as you leave

>> No.37780334

>>37780151
>Say nothing as you leave

>> No.37780342

>Say nothing as you leave

>> No.37780375

>>37780151
>Tell him that you'd be interested in clean work

>> No.37780380

>>37780151
>Tell him that you'd be interested in clean work

>> No.37780394

>just over half the number of votes
Holy shit is everyone here samefagging?

>> No.37780411

>>37780151
>Tell him that you'd be interested in clean work

>> No.37780425

>>37780394
Way more likely on two-option votes

>> No.37780433

>>37780394
kinda looks like it if you didn't count.
Also, looks like we're passing up on Halfling Football (Ironic that the Superbowl is currently occurring right now)

>> No.37780454

>>37780394

19 votes, 26 ID's

some probably are samefagging though, especially on that previous vote

>> No.37780471

>>37780394
Pretty common actually where people vote for two different options so that one doesn't win.
>>37780433
>>37780425
These two are new IPs, but could be the same anons from before.
It just shows basing everything around IPS is iffy.

>> No.37780573

>>37780170
>>37780188
>>37780189
>>37780216
>>37780240
>>37780279
>>37780308
>>37780375
>>37780380
>>37780411

"If you have clean work in the future we may be interested. Until then we will be making our own path."

You stride out of the hole in the wall with your head held high with Valka behind you. The door closes behind you and the two of you are left alone in the alley.

"Not that I won't sleep easier tonight with a clear conscious, but if we're to have more then a few nights worth of food we should probably look for some kind of work. So what should we do now?"

Valka asks with a shrug.

>What do you say?

>Let us acquaint ourselves with the city, it will be easier to relate to the locals if we can gain some insight to their culture

>Perhaps there is a job board or a bounty board of some kind. I've rarely seen a place where there isn't payment for a person with an axe they know how to use.

>Mayhaps we can speak to a merchant caravan, working as guards for one could be a good way to make a name for ourselves, and it could be lucrative.

>Let us retire to a tavern for now, my throat is dry and you often find the best work in such places.

>> No.37780591

>>37780573
>Perhaps there is a job board or a bounty board of some kind. I've rarely seen a place where there isn't payment for a person with an axe they know how to use.

>> No.37780597

>>37780573
>>Perhaps there is a job board or a bounty board of some kind. I've rarely seen a place where there isn't payment for a person with an axe they know how to use.
Bounty hunter time, bandits have good shit, plus oz might be up there.

>> No.37780599

>>37780573
>>Perhaps there is a job board or a bounty board of some kind. I've rarely seen a place where there isn't payment for a person with an axe they know how to use.

>> No.37780600

>>37780573
>>Perhaps there is a job board or a bounty board of some kind. I've rarely seen a place where there isn't payment for a person with an axe they know how to use.

>> No.37780604 [DELETED] 

>>37780573
>Mayhaps we can speak to a merchant caravan, working as guards for one could be a good way to make a name for ourselves, and it could be lucrative.

>> No.37780606

>>37780573
>Let us acquaint ourselves with the city, it will be easier to relate to the locals if we can gain some insight to their culture
>Perhaps there is a job board or a bounty board of some kind. I've rarely seen a place where there isn't payment for a person with an axe they know how to use.

>> No.37780617

>>37780573
>Perhaps there is a job board or a bounty board of some kind. I've rarely seen a place where there isn't payment for a person with an axe they know how to use.

>> No.37780621

>>37780573
>>Perhaps there is a job board or a bounty board of some kind. I've rarely seen a place where there isn't payment for a person with an axe they know how to use.

>> No.37780626

>>37780573
>Perhaps there is a job board or a bounty board of some kind. I've rarely seen a place where there isn't payment for a person with an axe they know how to use.
I wonder if they would let us keep the shit from the bandit we hunt.

>> No.37780628

>>37780573
>Let us acquaint ourselves with the city, it will be easier to relate to the locals if we can gain some insight to their culture
>Perhaps there is a job board or a bounty board of some kind. I've rarely seen a place where there isn't payment for a person with an axe they know how to use.

>> No.37780666

>>37780573
>>Perhaps there is a job board or a bounty board of some kind. I've rarely seen a place where there isn't payment for a person with an axe they know how to use.

>> No.37780676

>>37780573
Combine the votes in >>37780628.
Also
>Ask the locals.

>> No.37780684

>>37780573


>>37780628
>>37780606
these ones are good

>> No.37780688

>>37780573
Perhaps there is a job board or a bounty board of some kind. I've rarely seen a place where there isn't payment for a person with an axe they know how to use

>> No.37780702

>>37780573
Bounty board better be in Chinese of some flavor.

>> No.37780759

>>37780702
Then we'll need to find a translator/guide; preferably someone who's been around for 5
decades.

>> No.37780804

>>37780759
more like five or six years. Tiny street urchin translator get

>> No.37780807

>>37780759
I want to find a halfling fighter so we can fastball special him

>> No.37780828

>>37780807
Get a Halfling Rogue, so they can make sneak attacks from our anus.

>> No.37780830

>>37780759
Nah, we just hit the sign until someone asks us if we want a job hitting stuff. Or until the sign submits and give us it's secrets.

>> No.37780978

>>37780591
>>37780597
>>37780599
>>37780600
>>37780606
>>37780617
>>37780621
>>37780626
>>37780628
>>37780666

"Perhaps there is a job board or a bounty board of some kind. I've rarely seen a place where there isn't payment for a person with an axe they know how to use. Once we've seen to that let us acquaint ourselves with the city, it will be easier to relate to the locals if we can gain some insight to their culture."

Valka nods and approved of this plan and the two of you head on your way. After a bit of wandering you see a rather ramshackle board that seems to have a half dozen or so pieces of paper stuck to it that rests outside of a small shack in a similar state of repair. An old Lao Xian man sits on the porch of the shack and smokes from a long pipe, his eyes gazing in the distance.

The two of you approach the board only to find that everything written on the board is written in the strange language of the natives. The characters seem random at best, with few appearing to repeat themselves and each more intricate and difficult to read then the last.

>What do you do?

>Ask the old man if he can read the papers for you
>Hit the board in an attempt to force it to submit and relinquish it's secrets
>Try and use your cunning and intelligence to decipher the language
>Go somewhere else and look for work

>> No.37780986

>>37780978
>>Ask the old man if he can read the papers for you

>> No.37781000

>>37780978
>Ask the old man if he can read the papers for you

>> No.37781011

>>37780978
>Ask the old man if he can read the papers for you

>> No.37781021

>>37780978
>Hit the board in an attempt to force it to submit and relinquish it's secrets
I like this choice too much.

>> No.37781044

>>37780978
>Hit the board in an attempt to force it to submit and relinquish it's secrets

This choice is to good to pass up

>> No.37781045

>>37780978
>Try and use your cunning and intelligence to decipher the language

>> No.37781055

>>37780978
>Ask the old man if he can read the papers for you
"Excuse me honoured elder, we have just arrived and have yet to learn your language, would you mind reading the board for us."
Respect your elders yo, old not-vikings are by definition lethal, hence old. we learned to respect the wrinkly

>> No.37781071

>>37780978
>Try and use your cunning and intelligence to decipher the language
Purposely fail this and then do this
>Hit the board in an attempt to force it to submit and relinquish it's secrets

>> No.37781073

>>37780978
>Ask the old man if he can read the papers for you

>> No.37781079

>>37780978
>Try and use your cunning and intelligence to decipher the language

>> No.37781100

>>37780978
How the hell do we expect the old man to be able to understand us, or if he's even literate?

>Go somewhere else and look for work

>> No.37781149

>>37780978
>Ask the old man if he can read the papers for you

>> No.37781164

>>37780978
>Try and use your cunning and intelligence to decipher the language

>> No.37781169

>>37781100
Is there a common language as well as local languages?
>>37780978
I mean without it this quest becomes... well actually if played right that could be cool too, or solved with a simple 'on their three month journey they picked the language up, etc.'

>> No.37781229

>>37780978
>Hit the board in an attempt to force it to submit and relinquish it's secrets
>>37781169
might be better to still not know everything after 3 months, but at least have a childs vocab by than.

>> No.37781237

>>37780978
>Try and use your cunning and intelligence to decipher the language

>> No.37781243

>>37780978
>>Try and use your cunning and intelligence to decipher the language

>> No.37781274

>>37781169
The most common tongue is Caeldenian and Karavashian because they tend to do the most travelling and trade, though Caeldenian is considered the 'common' tongue just because they seem to find themselves everywhere. That is the language you are currently speaking. In harbor cities you'll find the most multilingual but if you go further in most people will speak the regional tongues.

>> No.37781371

>>37780978
>>Ask the old man if he can read the papers for you

>> No.37781398

>>37781274
if we fail the intelligence roll, can we end up hitting the board?

>> No.37781433

>>37780978
>Try and use your cunning and intelligence to decipher the language

>> No.37781480
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37781480

>>37781398
THE SIGN SHALL FEEL THE RAGE OF EIRIK AND THE WRATH OF HIS ANCESTORS

>> No.37781530

>>37780978
>>Hit the board in an attempt to force it to submit and relinquish it's secrets

>> No.37781546

>>37780986
>>37781000
>>37781011
>>37781055
>>37781073
>>37781149

"Excuse me honoured elder, we have just arrived and have yet to learn your language, would you mind reading the board for us."

You ask the old man as politely as you can in the hopes that he can understand you. His gaze shifts to you slowly and he breathes out a large cloud of smoke before slowly standing with his cane in hand and hobbling over to the board. He lifts the cane and points at each paper as he speaks.

"This one says to hunt local bandit leader. Named 'Po the Mountain'. Very big, has a gang of bandits. Buy you're big too. Bounty worth twenty gold. This one asks to clear out local streak of tigers. They kill all the yaks needed for farms. Bounty is thirty gold. This one asks to find lady's pig. Got out of it's pen. Bounty five gold. Rest all asking for fishermen and farmhands. You look like neither."

The old man mentions with a small cackle before turning to you.

"If you want to know more ask. I point you in the right direction."

>What do you do?

>Ask about the pig
>Ask about the tigers
>Ask about the bandit
>Leave and look for work elsewhere

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>>37781398
>>37781480
Sorry, I forgot to post 'votes are over'
Talking to the old man won before the 10 min mark
Though I do kind of wish you guys could have done that

>> No.37781566

>>37781546
>Buy you're big too
For you

>> No.37781582

>>37781546
>Ask about the tigers

>> No.37781583

>>37781546
>>Ask about the tigers
We can eat the tigers we kill, fashion capes from their pelts, and adopt the cubs and raise them as our own!

>> No.37781590

>>37781546
>Ask about the tigers
"What's a tiger?"

>> No.37781598

>>37781546
>>Ask about the tigers
More money, no enemies made

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>>37781566

>> No.37781607

>>37781546
>Ask about the pig
>Ask about the tigers
>Ask about the bandit
Ask him if we can do multiple.
Also i bet you the lady who owns the pig will lead to good things.

>> No.37781617

>>37781546
>Ask about the bandit

I would rather face something that does not weight more than us in muscle mass first to get started.

>> No.37781620

>>37781546
>Sorry, I forgot to post 'votes are over'

I was so conflicted over either hitting the post or asking the old guy that I didn't even vote.

>Ask about the tigers
>Ask about the bandit
I don't feel like doing a fetch quest.

>> No.37781622
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37781622

>>37781546
>Ask about the tigers

>Buy you're big too

>> No.37781624

>>37781546
>>Ask about the pig
Can we eat the pig?

>> No.37781645

>>37781546
>>Ask about the pig

Let's start small

>> No.37781647

>>37781546
>tigers.
can we suplex them?

>> No.37781648

>>37781546
>Ask about the tigers
Well we were a hunter!

>> No.37781660

>>37781546
>Ask about the tigers

Who else wants a tiger cloak not unlike Heracles' lion one?

>> No.37781672

>>37781546
>Ask about the pig
implying this won't net us a place to sleep at and eat for a day or two

>> No.37781678

>>37781647
Tigers can weigh up to almost seven hundred pounds. You are welcome to try.

>> No.37781721

>>37781678
High roll?

>> No.37781722

>>37781678
So big Tiger cloaks for us and Valka and plenty of Tiger meat so we can gain the animals strength.

>> No.37781727

>>37781546
>Ask about the bandits

Loot means money. There a more there than just the bounty

>> No.37781741

>>37781546
>Ask about the bandit
this seems like a nice middle ground.

>Ask about the tigers
does Eirik even know what a tiger is? I mean, we're are from fantasy Scandinavia

>> No.37781742

>>37781722
Don't forget the baby tigers, for love and hugging!

>> No.37781747

>>37781678
And most if not all of that is muscle.

>> No.37781772

>>37781741
>we're are.

I'm a dipshit.

>> No.37781777

>>37781546
>>Ask about the tigers
>>Ask about the bandit
bandits have their treasure, and the tigers can be good money along with the bounty.

>> No.37781816

>>37781678
Hol up Brine before my dick gets too hard can we tame a tiger?

And back the fuck up are dire wolves a thing?

>> No.37781819

>>37781546
Votes are in

>> No.37781831

>>37781816
I mean you can give it the old college try
And yea but they sure don't exist here in Lao Xia

>> No.37781836

>>37781816
We can try to fuck a tiger if you want.

>> No.37781842

>>37781819
Brine did you ever say what kind of armour we're wearing?
Is it the classic viking mail and helmet style like in the OP?

>> No.37781862

>>37781842
Yep.
Whether or not you have a helmet is up to you guys.
I'll make an inventory pastebin for the next thread.

>> No.37781874

>>37781862
Yeah i say yes to helmet

>> No.37781880

>>37781862
Ofcourse we have a helmet. Would be stupid not to have one.

>> No.37781890

>>37781862
>>37781874
We're a warrior, not a retard. Of course we have a helmet.

>> No.37781907

Inb4 weretigers.

Scary as all hell.

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>>37781831
I'm not above Suplexing Dire Wolves into submission until we gain an animal companion for war and glory

>> No.37781953

>>37781862
I'd prefer a helmet. Getting brained a shit.

>> No.37782019

>>37781949
oh man. Feng Shen Ji is such a good read, that manga. Full color to boot as well. Or am I wrong?

>> No.37782082

A pet tiger would be ballin

>> No.37782097

>>37781582
>>37781583
>>37781590
>>37781598
>>37781617
>>37781620
>>37781622
>>37781648
>>37781660
>>37781727
>>37781741
>>37781777

"I am curious about these.... tigers. First can you tell me... what is a tiger?"

You ask tentatively. The old man looks at you for a moment then throws his head back and laughs.

"Big cat. Very big cat. Sharp claws, sharp teeth, bigger than two of you combined and very fast. They located few miles northeast of Fueng. Nobody knows how many there are, bring back a few skins for proof and you get paid."

You nod.

"And what about the bandit?"

The old man shrugs.

"Not much to say. Big man, big hammer, bigger appetite. Lives in old abandoned farm to the west of Fueng, likes to ambush travelers on the road. Bring his hammer as proof."

He proceeds to give you more precise instructions for locating both the tigers and the bandits.

"Anything else?"

>What do you say?

>That will be it, thank you.
>Ask about the pig.
>Do you know if any of the local caravans are looking for guards?
>Do you know of a local tavern that we can visit?
>Do you know anything about a halfling named Oz?
>Can you tell me anything I should know about Lao Xia?

The old man asks.

>> No.37782101

>>37781862
Yes
Only in 40k is it safe to not wear a helmet.

>> No.37782120

>>37782097
>Can you tell me anything I should know about Lao Xia?
>Do you know of a local tavern that we can visit?

>> No.37782126

>>37782097
>Can you tell me anything I should know about Lao Xia?

>> No.37782135

>>37782097
>Ask about the pig.
for completions sake, and than this
>Do you know anything about a halfling named Oz?
>Can you tell me anything I should know about Lao Xia?

>> No.37782146

>>37782097
>>Can you tell me anything I should know about Lao Xia?
>>Do you know of a local tavern that we can visit?

>> No.37782154

>>37782097
>Do you know anything about a halfling named Oz?
>Can you tell me anything I should know about Lao Xia?

>> No.37782155

>>37782097
>Do you know of a local tavern that we can visit?
>Can you tell me anything I should know about Lao Xia?

>> No.37782160

>>37782097
>Can you tell me anything I should know about Lao Xia?
>That will be it, thank you.

I'd say warm up with the Bandit and then we can take it from there. Humans are less dangerous than Tiger killing machines. Will give us an opportunity to see how we work with Valka

>> No.37782166

>>37782135
>Ask about the pig.
the idea of hunting down a pig disgusts me

>> No.37782177

>>37782097

>Can you tell me anything I should know about Lao Xia?
>Do you know of a local tavern that we can visit?

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>>37782019
Yeah Nigga

It's fuckin Bootiful too

>> No.37782187

>>37782097
>Can you tell me anything I should know about Lao Xia?
knowing the land is always good..

>> No.37782206

>>37782166
You never know, the owner could be a big help.
Also for completions sake, so that we know everything and in case we run across it.

>> No.37782210
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Helmet?

>> No.37782224
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>>37782182

>> No.37782229

>>37782206
Irrelevant, I dislike the idea and I doubt our character would even be interested in trying.

>> No.37782235

>>37782097
>>Do you know anything about a halfling named Oz?
>>Can you tell me anything I should know about Lao Xia?

>> No.37782267

>>37782229
>ignoring something just because you think its below you
Jesus you must be fun to play with, plus this is getting all the info, not signing up for it.

>> No.37782306

>>37782267
I don't follow plot hooks that my character would not be interested in just because they are there.

>> No.37782333

>>37782306
Our character*

Also you have a point.

>> No.37782360

>>37782097
Votes are dun

>> No.37782581

>>37782097

let's be done with questions and hunt us some tigers, we are hunters after all

>> No.37782625
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37782625

Although it's highly unlikely, is it possible for us to learn martial arts and refine our ability to channel our Berserker Rage? It would be wicked awesome for us to be Brutal Viking Warrior one moment, and the moment we're disarmed we become Brutal Viking Kung fu master.

>> No.37782679

>>37782625
Annnnnd this is why i didn't want to go to notchina,To much weeb shit

>> No.37782692
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37782692

>Reminder that if we wish to commune with our ancestors and gods or channel their strentgh we have to seek training from a mystic
>Reminder that Eirik has suplexed more wolves than you

>> No.37782698

>>37782097
In addition to the our action I say we should pass the old man some silver. He's been helpful and there's no reason to believe he's steered us wrong.

That said, I think caravan guard will be a better path than bounty hunting in a country this foreign and exotic.

>> No.37782734

>>37782679
I agree, if we're going to make a name here we'll do it the White Wastes way.

>> No.37782765

>>37779073
Good ol
100 Bronze Pieces is 1 Silver Piece
100 Silver Pieces is 1 Gold Piece?

>> No.37782791

>>37782120
>>37782126
>>37782135
>>37782146
>>37782154
>>37782155
>>37782177
>>37782187
>>37782235

"Can you tell me anything I should know about Lao Xia?"

You ask.

"Hah! There are many things, but I will tell you the most important ones. The island you are on is called Shu'Ma, and this place is the most welcoming to outsiders, it is one of the three islands ruled by the Emperor of the Sea. If you travel to other islands they may be less kind, especially those ruled by the Emperor of the Heavens. They believe outsiders bring only misfortune and it has caused... less than kind feelings between the two Emperors. Do not be surprised if people stare, until recently we have not opened our ports to outsiders and many will think you are strange. That being said many merchants have been looking for foreign workers to help them, they do not fear the same way we do they say. Anything more then that and you may as well sit down while I tell you about our land."

The old man says.

"Do you know anything about a halfling named Oz?"

The old man's eyes harden as you speak the name.

"I have heard of him. They say he brings great misfortune to the land wherever he goes. I have heard him called a Trade Prince by other outsiders, he is very rich, very dangerous. I would stay away from him if you are smart."

You nod and begin to digest the information.

"Do you know of a local tavern that we can visit?"

The old man nods and smiles.

"Yes, the Brass Yak it's down the street on the left. You'll see a big statue of a Yak in front of it. Can't miss it."

>What do you do?

>Give the old man a silver piece or two for his trouble
>Thank the old man and be on your way
>Ask the old man more information about the Emperors
>Ask the old man about the pig
>Ask Valka what she thinks

>> No.37782813

>>37782791
>Give the old man a silver piece or two for his trouble

>> No.37782820

>>37782765
10 per 1 instead of 100 per 1
Just because if I did 100 per 1 giving you five gold for retrieving a pig would be fucking nuts

>> No.37782821

>>37782791
>Give the old man a silver piece or two for his trouble
>Thank the old man and be on your way

>> No.37782845

>>37782791
>Give the old man a silver piece or two for his trouble
>Ask Valka what she thinks

>> No.37782853

>>37782791
>Thank the man and go hunt tigers.

>> No.37782858
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37782858

>>37782135
>>37782206
>>37782267

>seriously playing a glory-seeking not-Viking that considers tracking wayward swine to be worthy of his attention.

By Odin's Breath you dishonour us with your presence. Maybe we should take up a job at the local brothel too for 'completions sake'.

>> No.37782868

>>37782791

>Give the old man a silver piece or two for his trouble
>Thank the old man and be on your way
>Ask Valka what she thinks

>> No.37782882

>>37782791
>>Give the old man a silver piece or two for his trouble
>Thank the old man and be on your way

>> No.37782885

>>37782791

>Give the old man a silver piece or two for his trouble
>Thank the old man and be on your way
"Here, have a drink on me as thanks"

>> No.37782887

>>37782791
>Give the old man a silver piece or two for his trouble
>Ask Valka what she thinks
>>37782853
this

>> No.37782892

>>37782791
>Give the old man a silver piece or two for his trouble

>> No.37782899

>>37782791
>Give the old man a silver piece or two for his trouble
>Thank the old man and be on your way

There's axe-work needs doing.

>> No.37782903

>>37782791
>Give the old man a silver piece or two for his trouble
>Ask Valka what she thinks

>> No.37782917

>>37782791
>>Give the old man a silver piece or two for his trouble

>> No.37782919

>>37782858
>Worshipping to Odin and not Urfatha
Get with the times.

>> No.37782961

>>37782919
I was legitimately a bit worried nobody would read that pastebin, thank you for doing so.

>> No.37783005

>>37782858
Fuck Sven Bull Neck
Also Fuck Frisians

Brine if there's a Sven Bull Neck in this world we need to hunt the dog down

>> No.37783072

>>37782791
Votes are in

>> No.37783080
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>>37782961
>Not expecting your players to autistically indulge in the setting

>> No.37783143

>>37782961
I've been on holiday since october so these quests are kinda the only thing I do most days.
So I read everything.

also im a fuqin nerd.

>> No.37783189

>>37782919
>>37782919
>Bjorn the Unbroken the Ur who represents constitution and an unbreakable spirit, Falka Greywalk she who conquered Urvolf the God of Wolves

I bet 10 Gold one of them is our ancestor

>> No.37783210

>>37782961
I did not notice the second pastebin until now

>> No.37783240

>>37783210
ditto

>> No.37783293

>>37782813
>>37782821
>>37782845
>>37782868
>>37782882
>>37782885
>>37782887
>>37782892
>>37782899
>>37782903
>>37782917

You reach into your coin purse which is not as full as you wish it was and fish our two silver pieces and give them to the old man.

"Have a drink on my as thanks for your trouble."

You say and the the old man gives you the first genuine smile you've seen from him and gives a small half-bow before going back to his porch. You turn to leave and Valka follows you.

"What do you think Valka? Any thoughts on where we should start?"

You ask as you walk in the general direction of the Brass Yak that the old man mentioned.

"Bandits are usually cowards with swords, but this Po the Mountain sounds like a cut above the rest. It's good money though and it's easy to fight men. I've never fought a tiger before, but if they're anything like the lions of my home they won't go down easy. If we want more stable work we might want to look into those merchants the old man mentioned. Regardless I'm thirsty and I could use a drink of something that isn't water."

She says, chuckling with her last thought.

>What do you do?

>Head to the tavern, get a drink and mull over your options
>Head out and search for these bandits
>Head out and search for these tigers
>Look for merchants interested in hired blades

>> No.37783308

>>37783293
>Head to the tavern, get a drink and mull over your options

>> No.37783311

>>37783293
>Head out and search for these bandits

Knock Po's shit in.

>> No.37783312

>>37783293
>"Have a drink on my as thanks for your trouble."

my as?

DRINK

>> No.37783313

>>37783293
>Head to the tavern, get a drink and mull over your options

>> No.37783317

>>37783293
>Head to the tavern, get a drink and mull over your options, and try out some Lao Xia Cuisine.

>> No.37783318

>>37783293
>>Head to the tavern, get a drink and mull over your options
>>Look for merchants interested in hired blades
>>Head out and search for these tigers

>> No.37783332

>>37783293
>>Head to the tavern, get a drink and mull over your options

>> No.37783334

>>37783312
>me
>This is why I cry myself to sleep at night

>> No.37783338

>>37783293
>>Head to the tavern, get a drink and mull over your options

>> No.37783352

>>37783312
Viking tradition. You put the shot glass between your ass cheeks and let them go to town.

>> No.37783355

>>37783293
>Tavern
>Banditos

>> No.37783364

>>37783293
I don't mind a quick stop by the tavern but suggest
>search for these bandits
first as a warm up, we can suplex tigers afterwards

>> No.37783390

>>37783293
>Head to the tavern, get a drink and mull over your options

>> No.37783453

>>37783293
Kill those fucking tigers!!!

>> No.37783459

>>37783293
>Head to the tavern, get a drink and mull over your options

>> No.37783465

>>37783293
>>Head out and search for these bandits

Work first, play later.

>> No.37783475

>>37783293
>Bandits

>> No.37783482

>>37783293
>Head out and search for these bandits
Then we bring that hammer back to town, show it off to get new jobs, and get plastered.

>> No.37783535

>>37783453
Changing my vote to bandits so we do something

>> No.37783548

>>37783293
Votes are done

>> No.37783604

>>37783293
>Head out and search for these bandits
"A drink is good, but a drink after a fight is better. Besides, if we go to the inn we'll be too comfortable to do much of anything else for the day, especially after getting off the ship."

>> No.37783742

>>37783308
>>37783313
>>37783317
>>37783332
>>37783338
>>37783355
>>37783364
>>37783390
>>37783459

"Let's head for the tavern then, warm our bellies then I'm thinking we go for those bandits."

Valka grins and responds.

"I like the sound of that. It's been a while since I've had a proper go at someone."

The two of you make your way to the Brass Yak and enter the tavern. A collection of all sorts of strange folk inhabit the tavern, it seems that this is the local spot for outsiders to come, drink and swap stories. A variety of stools are left unused in front of the bar and a few unoccupied tables litter the building. You both make your way to the bar and seat yourselves.

"Give me whatever your most popular drink is."

Valka says as she slaps a silver on the bar.

>What do you say?

>I'll have what she's having
>Give me something cheap
>Ask the server if he knows anyone around here whose looking to hire someone who knows how to use a weapon
>Give me some food, don't care what it is, I'm going to need it

>> No.37783768

>>37783742
>>Give me some food, don't care what it is, I'm going to need it

>> No.37783775

>>37783742
>>Give me some food, don't care what it is, I'm going to need it

>> No.37783782

>>37783742
>Ask the server if he knows anyone around here whose looking to hire someone who knows how to use a weapon
>Give me some food, don't care what it is, I'm going to need it

>> No.37783789

>>37783742
>>Give me some food, don't care what it is, I'm going to need it

How much money do we have anyway?

>> No.37783804

>>37783789
After you gave the old man two silver pieces you have two gold and eight silver.

>> No.37783807

>>37783742
>I'll have what she's having
>And give me some food, perhaps your restaurant special.

>> No.37783825

>>37783742
>I'll have what she's having

>> No.37783835

>>37783742

Food and then killing!

>> No.37783839

>>37783742
>I'll have what she's having
>Give me some food, don't care what it is, I'm going to need it

>> No.37783849

>>37783742
>I'll have what she's having
>Ask the server if he knows anyone around here whose looking to hire someone who knows how to use a weapon
>Give me some food, don't care what it is, I'm going to need it

>> No.37783857

>>37783742
>>I'll have what she's having
>Give me some food, don't care what it is, I'm going to need it

>> No.37783894

>>37783742
>I'll have what she's having

>> No.37783908

>>37783742
>Give me some food, don't care what it is, I'm going to need it

Here's hoping we don't have trouble digesting whatever house pet is on the menu today.

>> No.37783965

>>37783742
Votes are in

>> No.37784231

>>37783768
>>37783775
>>37783789
>>37783807
>>37783825
>>37783839
>>37783857
>>37783894
>>37783908

"I'll have what she's having, and some food. Don't care what it is, I'm going to need it."

You grunt as you toss a silver piece onto the counter to joing Valka's. After a spell you are brought a mug of a drink you have never seen before. It has a potent odor and the server tells you it is made by fermenting rice. It tastes strong but you don't dislike it. The food you are brought is a fish dish, seasoned and prepared on top of a bowl of noodles in a broth. It tastes... different but it fills your belly all the same and you find yourself satisfied.

"This... what the hell do they call it? Well whatever it is, it's not bad, but I shouldn't drink any more or I might grab my axe by the wrong end. Anything else you want to do before we head out?"

Valka says with a laugh before asking about what to do next.

>What do you do?

>Let's go kill some bandits
>Let's go kill some tigers
>Let's go ask around for some merchants looking for blades for hire
>Let's see if we can dig up some information on Oz
>Hell with it, another round we can work in the morning

>> No.37784254

>>37784231
>>Let's go ask around for some merchants looking for blades for hire
Let's go killing in the morning

>> No.37784257

>>37784231
>>Let's go kill some tigers

>> No.37784262

>>37784231
>Let's go kill some bandits

>> No.37784277

>>37784231
>Let's go kill some bandits

>> No.37784282

>>37784231
>>Let's go kill some tigers

>> No.37784283

>>37784231
>Let's go kill some tigers

>> No.37784284

>>37784231
>Let's go kill some bandits
Time to go meet the locals hehehehe

>> No.37784285

>>37784231
>>Let's go kill some bandits

>> No.37784288

>>37784231
>Let's go kill some bandits

>> No.37784292

>>37784231
>Let's go kill some bandits
Tigers for later, let's fight bandits.

>> No.37784293

>>37784231
>Let's go kill some bandits

>> No.37784347

>>37784231
> Let's go kill some bandits.

>> No.37784404

>>37784231
>Let's go kill some bandits

>> No.37784423

>>37784231

Let's go kill tiger riding bandits

>> No.37784460

>>37784231
Votes are done

>> No.37784466

>>37784231
>Let's go kill some bandits
Tigers for next time, I still want one as a pet

>> No.37784470

>>37784231
Bandits, they will have loot. Tigers are poor.

>Let's go kill some bandits

>> No.37784496

>>37784423
If and or when this becomes an option, I'll be voting for it.

>> No.37784513

>>37784423
>Not killing bandits while riding tigers

>> No.37784545

>>37784423
>not killing bandit riding tigers

Are you even trying?

>> No.37784592

>>37784423
>>37784496
>>37784513

Are the tigers armed with miniguns and have the ability to fly on hoverjets?

>> No.37784620

>>37784262
>>37784277
>>37784284
>>37784285
>>37784288
>>37784292
>>37784293
>>37784347
>>37784404

"Let's go kill some bandits."

You say with a grin and Valka's smile meets yours. The two of you stand, thank the server and make your way to where the old man said you could expect to find the bandits. From what he told you there are two options for confronting the bandits. You can either attempt to draw them out by traveling the road and getting them to ambush you or by trying to attack them in the abandoned farm they inhabit. The first may put you at a disadvantage due to the fact that even expecting them they may catch you off guard, however if you attack their base it will likely be more fortified. Both options have their advantages and disadvantages.

>What do you do?

>Travel the road, we'll kill them even with such an advantage
>Attack their base, they must know that nowhere is safe for them

>> No.37784625

Why not become Tiger riding bandits?

>> No.37784641

>>37784620
>>Attack their base, they must know that nowhere is safe for them

>> No.37784649

>>37784620
>Attack their base, they must know that nowhere is safe for them
Plus we can get their loot.

>> No.37784654

>>37784620
>>Attack their base, they must know that nowhere is safe for them

>> No.37784666

>>37784620
>Attack their base, they must know that nowhere is safe for them

>> No.37784675

>>37784620
>Travel the road, we'll kill them even with such an advantage

>> No.37784678

>>37784620
>>Attack their base, they must know that nowhere is safe for them

>> No.37784695

>>37784620
>Attack their base, they must know that nowhere is safe for them
Lets light that bitch on fire and slaughter the majority as they flee.

>> No.37784706

>>37784620
>Attack their base, they must know that nowhere is safe for them

With luck we will catch them unprepared.

>> No.37784712

>>37784695
This..... Burn and pillage.

>> No.37784750

>>37784620
>Attack their base, they must know that nowhere is safe for them

>> No.37784756

>>37784620
>>Attack their base, they must know that nowhere is safe for them

>> No.37784781

>>37784620
>Attack their base, they must know that nowhere is safe for them

>>37784695
I second the BURN in KILLMAIMBURN

>> No.37784795

>>37784620
>Attack their base, they must know that nowhere is safe for them

>> No.37784845

>>37784620
Votes are in

>> No.37784976

>>37784641
>>37784649
>>37784654
>>37784666
>>37784678
>>37784695
>>37784706
>>37784750
>>37784756
>>37784781
>>37784795

You and Valka decide to raid their base, there will likely be spoils to collect there and if these cowards prey upon others when they aught to be safe then they should know this fear themselves.

After a few hours of walking through the thick forest of the wilderness you discover the farm in question. Four men patrol the perimeter of the grounds and you imagine more likely wait inside the farm itself.

>What do you do?

>Try to sneak around and pick them off one by one
>Scream 'FOR THE URFARTHA' at the top of your lungs and charge them like your ancestors expect of you
>Tell Valka to circle around and you'll each take two of them.
>Try to sneak past them entirely and set the farmhouse on fire

>> No.37785025

>>37784976
>Tell Valka to circle around and you'll each take two of them.

>> No.37785027

>>37784976
>Tell Valka to circle around and you'll each take two of them.

>> No.37785029

>>37784976
>Tell Valka to circle around and you'll each take two of them.

>> No.37785034

>>37784976
>Kill the four people patrolling with our bow then charge in.

>> No.37785050

>>37784976
>Get rid of the patrols (silently), then set the farmhouse on fire, when the panicked masses try to escape, shout your battlecry and charge.
we do this quietly then go FULL VIKING!

>> No.37785059

>>37784976
>Tell Valka to circle around and you'll each take two of them.

>> No.37785072

>>37784976
>>Try to sneak around and pick them off one by one
stealth is always best. maybe stake it out for awhile before making any moves.

>> No.37785073

>>37784976
>Tell Valka to circle around and you'll each take two of them.

>> No.37785098

>>37784976
>>Tell Valka to circle around and you'll each take two of them.
then set the farm house on fire

>> No.37785118

>>37784976
>Scream 'FOR THE URFARTHA' at the top of your lungs and charge them like your ancestors expect of you
Can't shame those ancestors.

>> No.37785119

>>37784976
>Try to sneak around and pick them off one by one

>> No.37785121

>>37784976
>Tell Valka to circle around and you'll each take two of them.

Maybe we shouldn't burn the farm down it could be useful to somebody else

Great i just got fuckan banned cause apparently in posted some shit on /pol/ and I don't even visit /pol/ son of a bitch

>> No.37785144

>>37784976
>>Tell Valka to circle around and you'll each take two of them.

>> No.37785188

>>37784976
>>Try to sneak around and pick them off one by one

>> No.37785213
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37785213

>>37785121
those IPs man... those IPs......

>> No.37785269

>>37784976
Votes are done

>> No.37785321

>>37785213
I got banned from posts on /pol/ twice and /v/ once and I avoided them like the plague before but now fuck those boards man

>> No.37785332

>>37785025
>>37785027
>>37785029
>>37785059
>>37785073
>>37785098
>>37785121
>>37785144

You tell Valka to circle around and that you'll each take two of them. You crouch low and approach the two bandits you have claimed as your own, they appear to be chatting in Lao Xian.

>What do you do?

>Take a shot at one of them with your bow
>Try to sneak up and brain one of them then kill the other before he realizes what's happening
>Charge and do things in the way of the White Men.

>> No.37785351

>>37785332
>>Try to sneak up and brain one of them then kill the other before he realizes what's happening

>> No.37785363

>>37785332
>>Try to sneak up and brain one of them then kill the other before he realizes what's happening

>> No.37785364

>>37785332
>Charge and do things in the way of the White Men.

>> No.37785365

>>37785332
>Take a shot at one of them with your bow

>> No.37785372

>>37785332
>>Take a shot at one of them with your bow

>> No.37785376

>>37785332
>>Take a shot at one of them with your bow

>> No.37785379

>>37785364
But we're all niggers here anon.

>> No.37785380 [DELETED] 

>>37785332
>grab their heads and violently bash their together.

>> No.37785383

>>37785332
>Try to sneak up and brain one of them then kill the other before he realizes what's happening

>> No.37785387

>>37785332
>>Try to sneak up and brain one of them then kill the other before he realizes what's happening

>> No.37785389

>>37785332
>>Take a shot at one of them with your bow

>> No.37785394

>>37785332
>Charge and do things in the way of the White Men.

All of this. Valka can have her share of glory with the other two.

>> No.37785397

>>37785332
>Try to sneak up and brain one of them then kill the other before he realizes what's happening

The patient methodical predator gets his prey

>> No.37785409

>>37785332
>Try to sneak up and brain one of them then kill the other before he realizes what's happening

>> No.37785456

>>37785332
>Try to sneak up and brain both of them by bashing their heads together before either of them notices.
Why not both?

>> No.37785561

>>37785332
Let's see what Eirik's premier combat move is

>> No.37785584

>>37785351
>>37785363
>>37785383
>>37785387
>>37785397
>>37785409
>>37785456

>Roll 3d10
>DC: 6

>> No.37785598

Rolled 10, 5, 9 = 24 (3d10)

>>37785584
Same rules Brine?

>> No.37785606

Rolled 3, 7, 7 = 17 (3d10)

>>37785584
FOR MY ANCESTORS!

>> No.37785609

>>37785598
Yep

>> No.37785621

Rolled 6, 2, 9 = 17 (3d10)

>>37785584
lets see

>> No.37785624

Rolled 3, 10, 1 = 14 (3d10)

>>37785584
k

>> No.37785627

Rolled 6, 8, 8 = 22 (3d10)

>>37785584

>> No.37785628

Rolled 5, 6, 4 = 15 (3d10)

>>37785584

>> No.37785637

Rolled 3, 9, 10 = 22 (3d10)

>>37785584

>> No.37785857

>>37785598

>2 Pass
>Success

You heft your shield off of your back and onto your arm and grip your axe in hand. You look across the field over to Valka and you nod to her. You turn back to your victims to be and rush forward. Before either of them can turn to see what is happening you smash the first bandit across the back of his head with your shield with a sickening crack. The other bandit turn and prepares to cry out in warning but the blade of your axe cuts him off as you bury it into his skull and his words are caught in his throat.

Valka's battle ends as swiftly as your own as you see her heft her massive axe and decapitate her second bandit with brutal efficiency. To be certain that the first bandit is dead you bash his skull in with your axe before wiping it off in the nearby grass. Luckily it seems that you have yet to raise the alarm as the four bandits died quietly enough.

>What do you do now?

>Set fire to the farm house, slaughter them as they flee
>Charge in and make them regret their cowardice
>Call out a challenge, they should die knowing who it is that delivers them to death

- - - - - -
This will be the last vote for the night, so cast your votes and ask your questions

>> No.37785876

It's Awfully quiet in this quest thread. Aside from the occasional discussion or two concerning about plans for our immediate future, current scenarios, and talks of further PC customization.

>> No.37785893

>>37785857
>Set fire to the farm house, slaughter them as they flee

>> No.37785895

>>37785857
>Set fire to the farm house, slaughter them as they flee

>> No.37785902

>>37785857
>Charge in and make them regret their cowardice
Don't burn it down, there could be good stuff in there

>> No.37785912

>>37785857
>Set fire to the farm house, slaughter them as they flee
Pillage and burn. we go with the Classic Viking tactics.

>> No.37785940

>>37785857
>>Set fire to the farm house, slaughter them as they flee

>> No.37785943

>>37785857
>>Call out a challenge, they should die knowing who it is that delivers them to death
Probably shouldn't burn the possible loot. Throw a head through the window, see what happens.

>> No.37785945

>>37785857
>>Charge in and make them regret their cowardice

>> No.37785949

>>37785876
It's kind of surprising honestly, SAQ is so full of bickering conversation a thread usually only lasts like two or three hours.

Then again this quest seems to be less popular, which is a bit disappointing but at least I seem to have an audience.

>> No.37785958

>>37785857
>Set fire to the farm house, slaughter them as they flee
Yojimbo/Fistful of Dollars up in this bitch.

>> No.37785980

>>37785857
>Set fire to the farm house, slaughter them as they flee

Kill. Maim. BURN.

>> No.37785982

>>37785949
Next thread when?

>> No.37785986

>>37785857
>>Set fire to the farm house, slaughter them as they flee

>> No.37785998

>>37785857
>>Charge in and make them regret their cowardice

>> No.37786004

>>37785980
Tuesday probably.
Tomorrow we return to SAQ

>> No.37786008

>>37785857
>Charge in and make them regret their cowardice
the loot anon! The Loooooooot!

>> No.37786038

>>37786004
How could you possibly mess up the link?

>> No.37786050

>>37785876
You say that like it's a bad thing. At least there's no ranting among the players

>> No.37786063

>>37785857
>>Call out a challenge, they should die knowing who it is that delivers them to death

>> No.37786082

>>37786038
Because I am a failure of a man apparently

>> No.37786102

>>37785857
>>Call out a challenge, they should die knowing who it is that delivers them to death
>Call out a challenge, they should die knowing who it is that delivers them to death

>> No.37786127

>>37786004
Best news.

>> No.37786140

>>37785949
It's great to have an audience. I think the error or turning point that occurred in SAQ was quest immediately from the get go advertised the possibility of romance and waifu-ing, which attracted the vocal anons and plenty of participants(be it Nivah fags Cael'la fags, Ara~Ara~fags, all the waifu-fags, and shitposter who hate the fags mentioned before).
>>37786050
I agree with the fact that there's no ranting between players, I'm just slightly disturbed by the difference in the amount of activity that occurrs between the loud and busy SAQ and strangely quiet SSQ.

>> No.37786157

>>37785857
>Charge in and make them regret their cowardice

>> No.37786181

>>37785857
Votes are done

>> No.37786200

>>37786140
You have no idea how bad I want to continue the SAQ discussion. I am drawing on every fiber of the force to restrain myself.

>> No.37786212
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37786212

>>37786082
There there Brine. The anons here know your plight. Have a headpat to make you feel better.

>> No.37786225

>>37785893
>>37785895
>>37785912
>>37785940
>>37785958
>>37785980
>>37785986

Alright, next time we set fire to the farm house

>> No.37786252

>>37786140
It's a new quest with a really bad first thread. Give it a bit to prove it's not a complete failure, maybe show the combat and a few more characters, and it'll probably pick up.

>> No.37786303

>>37786225
Where da Mystics at? Need to channel our Ancestors

>> No.37786488
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37786488

>>37786252
There was also some spillover of participants from SAQ and the topic discussion of character customization.
>>37786303
inb4 mystic is old man who nags at us with "one more thing"
One more thing: Jackie Chan Adventures is a great and funny show btw. Cuz Uncle is Awesome.

>> No.37788009

>>37786225
Set fire to the farmhouse!?!

But what about all that precious loot?

>> No.37788384

>>37788009
Gold and Silver don't burn.

>> No.37788439

>>37788384
Not all loot is money though. Might be a really nice wooden thing in there.

>> No.37788481

>>37788384
most of the loot would likely not be gold and silver

>> No.37788617

>>37788439
>>37788481
This is a bandit hideout not a museum the precious loot inside would be shit they stole like jewelry and currency.

>> No.37788648

>>37788617
idk anon, I've seen some pretty nice wooden things that I'm sure a bandit wouldn't mind stealing.

>> No.37788778
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37788778

>>37788648
True but I don't think we need to carry a mahogany coffee table around while we are going full Conan trying to start our own clan... with blackjack and hookers.

>> No.37788801

>>37788778
that is why you sell the table for gold

>> No.37788876

>>37788801
Can't argue with that.

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