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Post about FFG, d6, Saga/d20, X-wing, Lego, tauntaun sleeping bags, and anything else Star Wars Related

>EoTE and AoR books
http://www.mediafire.com/folder/a3s zgj3z6w7gr/FFG_-_Star_Wars_RPG

>D6 Star wars books
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/3x temvwxstfzq/Star_Wars_D6

>Rune Quest Star Wars

>SW visual guides
http://www.mediafire.com/download/k d7b7x0fbs0vvh6/Star+Wars+Ep+1+Visua l+Guide.pdf


http://www.mediafire.com/download/7 by8b09bo8kb6og/Star+Wars+Ep+3+Visua l+Guide.pdf

http://www.mediafire.com/download/8 k9jo82ro2kmp8f/Star+Wars+Eps+4-6+Vi sual+Dictionary.pdf

http://www.mediafire.com/download/m 7ou1gv3jo94hnj/Star+Wars+Ultimate+V isual+Guide.pdf

>Deckplans and such

>shipfags's mostly complete hanger of discount wonders:
>Shipfag's Ugly Starfighter Creation System

>EotE character generator:

>EoTE Dice app

>The Wildlife of Star Wars: a Field Guide

>Coruscant Translator - Like Google, but for the GFFA

>It's an EotE dice tutorial, it's a GM resource, it's.... TRIUMPH AND DESPAIR!

Daily Reminder that you'll freeze to death before you get to the first marker!

>> No.33518416

Ongoing Writefaggotry:
>Bantha Squadron
>Solidarity (sort of Mandalorian War, sort of not)
>X-wing Writefag's works
>Bounty Hunter Anon:
>The Price of Order (Imperial POV)
>How Luke Skywalker Got Stinking Rich
>X-overfag's ME/Star wars crossover
>Gm-Sama's imperial clusterfuck (session report)
>Shipfag, X-Wing Writefag and Questanon's Rules of the NJO

>> No.33518453

>escape from hoth edition
This almost sounds like the start of a quest

>> No.33518475

Has anyone here ever modded any of paradox games?

>> No.33518507


I don't even begin to have the technical know-how to do such a thing.


Hopefully the General in the title will clear that part up.

>> No.33518518

Hearts of iron 2, all the god damned time. Paradox games are not that hard to mod, but i find it time consuming as fuck, and the worst part is redrawing the map... Which is what you need for star wagh. I just don't see the space mechanic translating well to any of the current games, if modded to it

>> No.33518597

I modded HOI2 for a while and added several mercenaries bands and holy orders in CK II

>> No.33518608
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Most major grand-scale maps of SW tend to be 2D anyway.

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At least there's the Grand Moff mod for pic related, amirite?

>Get assigned a slice of space including Fresia
>Garrison the fuck out of it at the beginning
>Full stormtrooper stack and a heavy complement of early-game capital ships
>Rebels send Wedge and some faceless mooks
>Lose my entire garrison and the plans to the X-wings
>Inquisitor checks up on my sector
>You have been executed for incompetence!

>> No.33518630


God damn it, man, why do you play with my feelings like that.

>> No.33518896

>Be orphan
>Join COMPNOr as a youth
>I become head of the ISB/COMPNOR in Seswanna sector through diligent work over many years
>Sigh, here we go, everyone's going to fucking hate me.
>Do the usual early research, resist urge to squash Imperial Intelligence in the usual fraternal thing. Maybe we can work together?
>Maximize infiltration of the proles
>Alien dissent spikes, didn't go too well
>Commander local garrison forces, squash insurrection of the alien proles before someone can blame me
>Fuck this
>Waste two years on doing security bids in some hellhole, literally nothing happening, just staring at the holoscreen for two years and watching the rest of the galaxy happen
>oh wait, i forgot one event
>"You hear strange moaning, as if in pain, from the Grand Moffs Office. What do you do?"
>well shit nigger, what the fuck do you think i'm going to do
>burst in with a squad of troopers
>Never going to get the mental images of Old man tarkin ontop of Daala out of my head, that's for sure
>Tarkin shushes it up, makes me Moff of Seswanna and gives me pointed looks
>Well gee what the fuck thanks man, I wanted off that hellhole anyway
>I leave the next day
>Tarkin gets his dumb ass, two million people included my old barbershop group killed over some squat over alderaan in yavin
>didn't leave a day too soon

>> No.33518955
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If you can just leave the Jedi Order like that why isn't the galaxy swarming with former Jedi and their apprentices?

>> No.33519029

Because 99.99% of all people in the jedi order have no money, no connections, no assets outside the order. There is literally nothing waiting for them, not too mention that most people like it there.

Dooku is a very rare exception. Self interested financial reasons work for force users too you know.

>> No.33519732

actually quite a few jedi end up leaving. the 'lost 20' are the number of JEDI COUNCIL members who have left, not the number of jedi overall.
also, 99.9% of jedi either love the order, or else die on some suicide cop mission or another before their doubts get too strong

>> No.33519851


Yeah, it's not like there are shitloads of people who would love to hire a Jedi or anything.

>> No.33519893

>What exactly, would you say, you do around here?

>> No.33519921

The whole point of a person raised in the jedi code is service and working for the community, these are not people who will want to, or even be allowed to become shadowrunners. And barring that, what the fuck do you want a jedi freelancer for anyway. Reading your mind?

>> No.33520054

a significant number of ex-jedi become cops or sector rangers, only jedi who go dark tend to go for money

>> No.33520182

>He used to be a jedi
>She used to be the right hand cyborg of a criminal prince

>> No.33520253

One good jedi became a major gambler and won a whole casino.

Ran it fairly.

>> No.33520280

I think it was the number of MASTERS who left. Not Council masters.

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>Ran it fairly.

The bastard!

>> No.33520377
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Well, the first thing I do is TALK TO CORPORATE

>> No.33520427

It is, seeing as how Dooku is the 20th. Plus, those 20 left over a period of 1,000 years, since the first was Darth Ruin.

20 Jedi Masters over a period of 1,000 years isn't a terrible loss rate at all. Speaks pretty well about how good being in the Jedi Order is. At least, during the Golden Age of the Republic.

>> No.33520702

Talk to corporate Like a Moff
Approve memos Like a Moff
Lead a workshop Like a Moff
Remember birthdays Like a Moff
Divert star ships Like a Moff
My own space harem Like a Moff
Micromanage Like a Moff
Promote slavery Like a Moff

Hit on Isard Like a Moff
Get rejected Like a Moff
Swallow sadness Like a Moff
Send some holos Like a Moff
Visit Ryloth Like a Moff
Cry Deeply Like a Moff
Demand a Refund Like a Moff
Eat some bacta Like a Moff

High Human Agenda Like a Moff
No promotion Like a Moff
Fifth wookie shot Like a Moff
Shit on Isards cause Like a Moff
Organize secession Like a Moff
In my sector Like a Moff

Oh, kriff, man. I can't kriffing do it. Poodoo...

>> No.33520768

Or if you're a bounty hunter, LIKE A BOSSK.

>> No.33520837

ah, my bad. arn't a significant portion of masters on the council, though? I know dooku was at the time he left, which might be why I thought that.
so that's what? one master every 50 years?. I figure you loose a knight or two a year, a master every 50, and a couple of apprentices

>> No.33520880

>Be Moff of some utterly unremarkable sector
>Equidistant between three other sectors whose Grand Moffs dislike each other
>Be playing the political game, keeping my head down
>Palpatine gets killed, Grand Moffs start gearing up to kill each other immediately
>And I'm caught in the middle
>Oh fuck
>Ally myself with two of the Grand Moffs, burn all of my political capital brokering an alliance between them
>Have to assassinate one of them, get him replaced with someone calmer
>Blame it on rebels
>Gift each of them most of my fleet to seal the deal
>Third Moff attacks
>No real fleet of my own, but have two Grand Moffs as allies/overlords
>Third Moff gets annihilated, territories absorbed
>Two allied Moffs (Henceforth the CoDominium) turn to conquering rest of galaxy, my fleet goes with them
>Rebels start moving in, broker a deal
>Covertly provide scraps of information on CoDominium activities and military strength in exchange for being left alone
>Sector is an island of tranquility in a war-torn galaxy
>Building warships for the CoDominium at the same time I'm betraying them
>Then a massive pirate swarm sneaks past the border patrols
>All of my military forces are away at the front

>> No.33520964

>Be Moff of Corporate Sector
>Get approached to lower taxes in return for unspecified favors
>Say no. Nationalize all assets
>Ars Dangor shows up on my front step,
>You have been executed for competence

>> No.33521038

Nobody like competence in a potentially-rebellious underling.

>> No.33521079


>> No.33521080


Speaking of CorpSec, you know what EotE needs? A sourcebook on that region for full Shadowrun IN SPAAAAAAACE shenanigans.

Shit would be so cash.

>> No.33521100

The issue is that the Megacorps that signed on to the CSA conglomerate are generally cooperative with each other.

>> No.33521176


Okay, maybe not full Shadowrun, but there's still got to be opportunities for corporate espionage and / or selling out to the man there.

>> No.33521198

Nar Shadda will be closer to Shadowrun i think. Less corporate and more cartel v cartel v gangs etc but still, the themes are there

>> No.33521230


I can buy that. I've already got ideas for a brewing clan war between rival Hutt cartels, looks like it'll be a major story arc.

>> No.33521311

I mean, it's rife for hilarity.

>Various hutt cartels
>Some kind of conflict between the hutt councils. Neutrality, rebellion or empire?
>Various local gangs
>Mercenary gangs and pirates
>Mandalorian mercenaries looking to find the ancient sleeping bag of Canderous the Jawed
>Rebel cells trying to stay off the radar, find supplies
>Rahm Kota's men trying to escalate the rebellions efforts in the area by blowing shit up
>ISB and Imperial Intelligence fighthing eachother through proxies such as the hutts, gangs, rebels, you name it
>A lazy Moff who is easily bribed with money or slaves for a favor (or ten)
>Drug trade
I could go on

>> No.33521410

Don't forget that Palpatine's system was practically made for rampant corruption and backstabbing, so your average Moff would have as much reason to hire a shadowrunning team as any Hutt or megacorp executive.

>> No.33522284

So in EotE is there any real way to play a force sensitive character and not be gimped?

>> No.33522380

not at this point in time

>> No.33522386

Not really until Force and Destiny. For now, you either have to choose to be good at your starting career/specialization, the force, or be mediocre at both.

>> No.33522388


You can be Force-Sensitive and not be gimped. It just means you have to use your Force Powers where other folks would use their skills and talents. Though Force & Destiny will make Force Users a lot stronger.

>> No.33522576

Here, have a thing: http://systemmasterypodcast.com/2014/07/15/star-wars-rpg-system-mastery-23/

>> No.33522589

Sounds like a bitchin' 80s movie with Kurt Russel.

>> No.33522627

Welp, time to make an adventure that combines Escape from New York/L.A. and The Thing, set on Hoth.

>> No.33522644

How do you mean gimped? I've played several fs characters and with the either application of experience you can be insanely powerful.

Either dodge everything by adding 2 to difficulty of incoming shots, overpower everything by boosting brawn, throw people and things around like rag dolls doing size x10 damage.

With control on move you can technically, or at least with the gm permission, force choke someone by moving their throat and squeezing it.

You just sacrifice the experience that would go to skills and talents for force powers, but with about 150 experience you can do a lot.

>> No.33522930

They're also kind of brainwashed. Not in the BAD way... mostly. But enough so that, while being trained as supercops, they can't into normal people. At least that's how I see the old Order as operating.
You don't need to know what I do here.

>> No.33523205

I lurk and get ideas for the most part.

>> No.33523412
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So upon closer inspection and comparing it with movie screenshots, it seems like this was indeed based after the "15 meters tall" size stats. Damn.

>> No.33524268

As opposed to the more massive version we can measure against Mark Hammil/Luke's height.

>> No.33524279

>tfw your copy bugs out and you get stuck fighting warp incursions with no way of gaining inquisitorial psyker support.
I know only pain and frustration.

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So, is this how ARC troopers looked like by the time of ROTS? The Visual Dictionary refers to them as such.

>> No.33526696

That was one of the definite lines Luke drew in his footnotes for The Jedi Path. He sounded kinda shocked at the practice, and was pretty emphatic this was not a tradition he was going to continue. He had some choice remarks on the whole "no attachments" thing too; would have been interesting to see how the Jedi could have evolved under these new precepts without the plot running them over.

>> No.33526746

Somebody sowed their mouths shut!
>The Jedi Path as annotated by Luke motherfuckken Skywalker
Oh well, I guess that's yet another book on my list...

>> No.33526826

>Somebody sowed their mouths shut!
I could probably make some bad pun here, but we've had enough puns for now.

>> No.33527417

Those are BARC troopers, not ARC troopers.

Biker Advanced Recon Commandos, not given the same training as normal ARCs.

>> No.33527689

They were described as ARC troopers in the Visual Dictionary. A mistake?

>> No.33527710

90% sure it said BARC.

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>BARC Trooper
I specifically searched for this, I'll have you know. I only go for the BEST of self-inflicted pain.

>> No.33527988

Ah, well I'm sure some ARCs may wear BARC helmets.

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They also share the armor design with Fordo, who was an ARC trooper (at least in the old canon).

Why do you do this to yourself.

>> No.33528022


...is this supposed to offend me?

>> No.33528060

I dunno man, I just like the idea that we got ARC troopers in ROTS.

>> No.33528116

The big guy in red is an ARC, the BARC guy seems to be a Commander.

>> No.33528187

So, what was the distinction in role between the ARC troopers and the Republic Commandos?

because right now both seem to fill the same niche of "elite small force with superior training and equipment"

>> No.33528251

Because it's THERE!
The fact that that cat anthro has two tails DOESN'T offend you?

>> No.33528267

Given how high-ranked clones customize their armors as they wish, it becomes hard to distinguish between an ARC and a regular commander/captain.

>> No.33528378

Okay, so I am TRYING to force the ICW AI into a land battle on an obscenely well fortified world (Khomm I think it uses the swampy map with LOTS of build pad), problem is they only have one world left to launch it from (The other two are nowhere nearby and have their orbits occupied since I actually managed to essentially WIN Reunification.

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I remember someone once mentioning that ARC troopers are like Army Rangers, while the Republic commandos are more like Navy Seals.

Well, at least in TCW, ARC troopers have some extra armor plating and double-sided pauldrons, as opposed to the single-sided ones carried by some regular commanders and captains.

>> No.33528443

yeah. I was JUST about to make that comparison.
the ARCs are super assault troops, while the commandoes are more like solid snake

>> No.33528483


Before it was established how much freedom of thought clones had, ARC troopers were the clones that had more individuality, and Commandos were added a little later on in development in order to make a more "controlled" special soldier.

>> No.33528549

I managed it.

But my defense was TOO good, two anti infantry turrets and an AV turret at the landing zone wiped out their first platoon before anything more could even land.

>> No.33528732

That's how an army of 3 million is supposed to take down superior numbers!

Quest, I think you just found Traviss's muse.
by just found I mean, we already knew about this but it just hit me that she gets off to that video

>> No.33528739


Trust me, I'm a furry, I've seen hella worse.

>> No.33528825
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But Genndy's Jedi are idealized superheores, I don't think Traviss would be too happy with that.

>> No.33528853

So I have I. What purpose to neon glowing dicks serve? Are they supposed to be a method of delivering radiation sickness to vital parts of the body?

>> No.33528878


Nah, it's so you can tell which one you're giving a handy-j to in the dark.

>> No.33528929

Billy Crystal made that joke in the 80s.

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Where are you taking this... thread?

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All the way, anon. All the way.

>> No.33529138

I'd watch a crime show starring Guri.

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>> No.33529248

>Asked Tyranus
>Tyranus replied

But Sidious (or Sifo-dyas, if you assume/accept he actually existed and wasn't just a shell game like in the script) commissioned the army. I guess if we assume Sifo is just Sidious, it's easy to explain Tyranus making the following decisions, but it's a little stranger if he's supposed to be a real Jedi.

>> No.33529318

That Mace Windu sequence finally let me watch a Jedi realize that if you can jump 40 feet and throw shit with your mind, you should really be able to just roundhouse kick a motherfucker to death.

I don't think anyone can argue with that.

>> No.33529462

>you should really be able to just roundhouse kick a motherfucker to death.
If you can forcechoke somebody you should be able to just squeeze their heart until they get a heart attack.
Haven't seen any Siths turn peoples lungs inside out either. Seems there are some things that people just don't do in Star Wars...

>> No.33529507

Yeah, but that's dramatically boring and achieves the same purpose as force choking with less interesting reactions, whereas Force Kung Fu is KICKING RAD and cannot, by definition, be less ridiculous or unbelievable than the prequel fight choreography.

>> No.33529606

see, force choke is not telekinesis applied to the throat, it is literal manifestation of ANGRY as choking the life out of somebody. I feel like that's another misconception generated by the 'force=D&D magic' misconception crowd

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I said she gets off to that video, not that she enjoys the series. Blinders are a hellova thing, and hers are so narrow she can only see what she wants to see.

>> No.33529687

>Yeah, but that's dramatically boring and achieves the same purpose as force choking with less interesting reactions
>turn peoples lungs inside out

Okay. Just to be clear here. Against the sound effect of a bassy old recordplayer and some dude pretending he can't breath
>crushing somebody's head or ribcage to a bloody pulp
>breaking necks
>ripping off somebody's jaw
>using random objects to stab people
>possibly even using their own hands to kill them
I think there are a lot more imaginative ways to kill somebody with the force that would look a lot more interesting in a film too.

>whereas Force Kung Fu is KICKING RAD
Can't argue whit that. Would have loved to see some physical adepts in SW really.

It's not depicted as 'draining of life force' though. It's some dude gasping for air, pulling his collar wide before being lifted into the air by his throat, which clearly suggests telekinetic, old fashioned chocking. If you wanted to convey life draining visually, there are better ways to do that, heck in Last Crusade they even did that.

>> No.33529762

not draining life. the dark side turns your anger into choking force. it is not dark side telekenesis. it is JUST choking. the same anger, with greater intensity manifests as force lightning

>> No.33529771

There are the Matukai, at least. And I imagine the founders of a few different martial traditions were probably Force Sensitive... do we know anything about the early Echani aside from their weird visual thing?

>> No.33529781

"I wish I could hate you to death!"

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>> No.33529899

If teenagers ever found out about the darkside...

>> No.33529927


How do you think the original Sith orders got founded?

>> No.33529952


>> No.33529989

It's both. Luke's was mostly lust a TK pinch to the throat.
Eh, I am trying to re-read repcom with a more critical eye, Hard Contact was mostly okay, just growing pains for general Zey trying to adapt to leading clones with the right degree of compassion.

I can't find my copy of Triple Zero so I am stuck.

I seem to recall the narraion taking on Kal Skirrta's bitternes-fueled viewpoint, with all the limitations that provides, just like "Shadows of the Empire" had the narration take on Xizor's ego.

>> No.33530028

yeah. luke is kind of an awkward case. IIRC he didn't actually use enough pressure to cut off breathing, just enough to scare, which is how he did it without being dark. besides which, you cannot TK internal parts of something, just the thing as a whole. IE you can lift the whole computer, but you can't pull the hard drive out of it's slot with force TK

>> No.33530061

It depends on narrative convenience.

But generally you CAN pinch things airways shut to a degree without throwing in the hate radiation.

>> No.33530155

I mean, using the force to hurt a motherfucker like that still leaves YOU bathing in the hate radiation, so there is still that

>> No.33530197

Yes, most usually. Especially if you take too much pleasure or feel to much anger etc.

>> No.33530255

the plesure/anger thing is 99% irrelevant. the simple act of using the force dircetly to hurt folks is the dark side part

>> No.33530361

Well, that has to do with the whole intent thing. When has Luke ever hurt anyone with the Force he didn't WANT to hurt? Aiming to terrify isn't exactly light side (though it might be acceptable - I don't think any Jedi has ever been perfect. Even Yoda has his moments of frustration. The important part is whether you let it define you)

>> No.33530454

scaring folks as an alternative to hurting them is 100% OK. scaring folks for the fuck of it is not. and intent only matters if you are using light side powers with bad intentions, using dark side powers with good intentions is still 100% dark side.

>> No.33530517

>Using Dark Side powers with good intentions

That's the thing, that's not supposed to be possible, strictly speaking. It's part of that whole The Force =/= Magic Powers deal. You might have a good goal, but you still need to be approaching them from a certain angle. Even if you're 'righteously' angry, you're still weaponizing your desires through the Force.

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exactly, that's what I've been saying. I really hate this force=magic BS, thankfully, I don't see it TOO often around here.

>> No.33531582

So, questanon. How goes the re-write?

>> No.33531621

Didn't Palpatine become sith because he was edgy teen that hated his father?

>> No.33532509

I think using the dark side for good intentions is a classical shtick for falling to the dark side. Beyond that, hey man, some people just like the setting in terms of technology and whatnot, and if they want to run a WIZARDS IN SPACE
campaign, that's fine, it's just not alot to do with Lucas's image... which is fine again, just be aware why some more hardcore fans might not react well to the idea
>what about kyle katarn

>> No.33534589

Working on the Wampa attack. I do not do scary well, so it's tough.

>> No.33535559

What if you shoot force lightning to restart an innocent man's heart

>> No.33535604

Only if you've tortured him into cardiac arrest and hate a motherfucker so much you want to keep doing it

>> No.33535606

I don't see the difference. You can use the Force like a tool too.

And neutral Force users are a thing too see Kyle Katarn >>33532509

>> No.33535621

What if you get so fucking angry at him for dieing on you? You can hate is weak worthless piece of shit heart back into life.

>> No.33535935

Are you sure it wasn't early beta Vong incursions?

>> No.33536015

You would either be a dark side looking to revive him to continue torture, or unable to do that as the force is not magic.

In the comics for the clone wars Anakin tries massaging a Jedi's heart to keep her alive, but his methods are flawed and he end up hiring the dying woman in her final moments. The other jedi scold him for being so attached to the physical form of crude matter and trying to prevent her from joining the force.

>> No.33536059

Phone auto correct. I meant to say he ended up hurting, not giving her a job.

Gray Jedi aren't flinging lightning around and crushing people while still healing and enhancing. That's video game balance, not how things work. Gray or neutral jedi are just people who don't subscribe to the brain washing of the jedi to serve everyone at the cost of ones self. Once they start using dark side powers they're going to quickly fall.

>> No.33537242

>See Kyle Katarn

Game mechanics are not canon. Except in a meta sense occasionally.

The Force is not a 'tool'. The Force is the energy which unites all living things and the disruption of it is a BIG DEAL. Thinking of the Force as a 'tool' is a fast-track to the Dark Side, because it means you're using it to fulfill your passions and desires rather than observing it in order to live your life in an optimal way.

>> No.33537378

Having stumbled on a sith lords tomb, i have to say I wasn't sure if i was playing star wars or a session of cthulhu earlier today. 10/10 would stumble on again

>> No.33537451

Thing is, what the force is always changes depending on who is talking about it, even Lucas doesn't seem to know what it is from one minute to another. It's mysterious, and so long as there is no true answer to what the force is and there's just alot of different opinions with very different consequences, well, I'm fine with that.
Going to be interesting to see what JJ does with the force though. Think it'll be less mysterious like in the prequels or more OT like?

>> No.33537678

Force push will be a giant cartoon hand coming out and throwing stuff around

>> No.33537791

>The Jedi are now the Green Lantern Corps
Is even JJ Abrams capable of that level of retardation?

>> No.33537863

Add in some time travel and I can say yes

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>time travel
IIRC, Abrams was also handed the job of doing the Samurai Jack movie.


>> No.33538186

JJ fucing abrams loves time travel so much he inserted it into a womens drama show about finding love and shit

Seriously, what the fuck

>> No.33538309
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Wait. Shit. Now I realize why Disney made the Legends split. Calling it now, Episode VII is going to start with the original EU and time travel shenanigans will end up causing said split on-screen. Abrams Trek was only a taste of the bullshit to come.

Please let the time traveler be Kyle Katarn, at least. If there's one EU motherfucker who deserves to be recanonized, it's him.

>> No.33538353

I think we will go two movies at the most without time travel, bretty sure the continuity will reset rather quickly to prequel era and we'll get movies about young boba fett, palpatine, etc, all to "fix" the prequel trilogies/ignore the post Rotj shenanigans

>> No.33538473

Y'all are such pessimists. Abrams is no more of a hack than George, and Disney doesn't let ANYBODY get away with shit. They'll have him on a tight leash.

>> No.33538492

BUT, a FOOLISH Jedi Knight wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and FLUNG him into the future!
NOW the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Abboleth!

Jedi Luke, coming this fall. Only on Toonami.

Please... Please, I don't want.... Star Wars, why are you like an abusive girlfriend? Don't hurt me no more...

>> No.33538506

To be a lover of Star Wars is to be a pessimist. To be a lover of any long running franchise is to be a pessimist. Because if you live long enough, if you care enough, you will see everything you care about made into shit.

>> No.33538512

>What is Cinderella 3

>> No.33538529

Eh, the timeline thing made sense for trek, since wonky timelines and bullshit is a hallmark of the series

the promo materials we have all point to going forward in time with the new film

>Don't hurt me no more.
what is love?

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>going forward in time with the new film

>> No.33538576

A miserable pile of feels! But enough talk, have at you!

>> No.33538653

Dude what are you doing on /tg/ without the Laughing Elf edit.

>> No.33538857
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>JJ Abrams and modern Hollywood preparing to desecrate another cherished piece of our childhoods
>Implying this is a laughing occasion
>Implying the correct procedure isn't to curl up in a corner and cry while hugging your copies of the X-wing and Thrawn books

>> No.33538971

Lets focus on happy memories, okey?

...What was your first experience of the EU?
>be stupid young kid in third grade
>really like star wars
>go to the newly opened sci fi book store
>oh wow there's star wars stuff here
>get Heir to the Empire
Best christmas, best year, best everything, consequences were never the same

>> No.33539024

Found Heir to the Empire in a library.

Plus a couple of the better YA series, like Boba Fett and Jedi Apprentice/Quest.

>> No.33539130


Randomly got a copy of Star Wars: Rebellion as a kid. Fell in love with Thrawn because of his godfuck-level Leadership score and his ability to research new ships, and the Empire due to having actual capital ships and tons of characters able to be Admirals, Generals, and Commanders.

>> No.33539389

So, what is the first line of dialogue you want to hear in the new trilogy? Muh personal hope is "Captain Pellaeon? Captain Pellaeon?"

>> No.33539425


I... can't even fathom, to be perfectly honest. I'm trying to go in as tabula rasa as I can.

>> No.33539466

'Wes, it's Wedge. how do you feel about a diplomatic mission? It's a planet in the Unknown Regions, newly discovered. They call it Adumar.'

>> No.33539473

Did we ever get the end of the story with the group that accidentally stole a Hutt's birthday party supplies?

>> No.33539501


But Dennis Lawson doesn't want to come back just for a cameo, he stated.

I'm really hoping that he gets a major role in Red Five.

>> No.33539503

That's debatable, you can toss people off cliffs just fine.
There are ways to use the force to create electric current without the hate radiation portion, but only if it's a defib or stun blast is it light side acceptable.
The only good Direct to DVD Disney sequel not in the Aladdin series?

>> No.33539529

Heh. I like that. Otherwise...

>Camera falls from the intro crawl
>from space to a planet, browneish
>Camera falls on a bearded man infiltrating an Imperial base
>Zoom in on tacticool armor
>removes helmet
>It's mandalore the bearded
>"Kept you waiting, huh?"


>> No.33539567

Is he helmeted or do we see the beard before the zoom in you goof?

Also it's got to be Karl Urban

>> No.33539596


The beard is so magnificent that no helmet can obscure it.

>> No.33539634

It should just keep to tradition and be a simple comment from a leading character about the wonderful mess they are in now

>> No.33539647

I'm imagining a hemeted mando with his beard spilling out from beneath his visor

>> No.33539703

First experience with Star Wars in general was a rerelease of A New Hope to theaters in San Antonio when I was old enough to start remembering things, but I don't think I was old enough for school. My folks took me to see it and it was the beginning of something really excellent.
First experience with the EU? That's tougher, because I don't actually remember.
I think it was either JAT or the Corellian trilogy. I know for a FACT that I read Hand of Thrawn before TTT, though. Hell, I even read the radio play transcript. Unfortunately, I was getting into reading at around the time the train of shit began. I finished as many of the older books as I could find and then I saw all these NEW books and..... Well, I got a lot more careful after that.

>> No.33539723

"Long ago, in a distant land..."

>> No.33539735

The galaxy is an irradiated wasteland. Within it lies a city. Outside the boundary shields, space. A cursed place. Inside the walls, a cursed city, stretching from one end of the planet to the other. An unbroken concrete landscape. One trillion people living in the ruins of the New Order and beneath the durocrete of the new one. Megablocks. Mega repulsorlifts. The Undercity. Convulsing. Choking. Breaking under its own weight. Citizens in fear of the street. The blaster. The gang. Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos: the men and women of the New Jedi Order.

>> No.33539741

What do you MEAN Cinderella 3 was decent?!

>> No.33539771


Compared to Beauty and the Beast 2...

>> No.33539801

See, now that's not GOOD, that's 'I don't hate it AS MUCH'

>> No.33539813

>Implying I wasn't setting up for Adumar: The Movie

>> No.33539823

I liked it. Was a fun romp with dress-tearing and femshep Cinderella

>> No.33539901

>Before the title card
In loving memory of Aaron Allston, who showed us just how reliable a good blaster at your side can be.
The Force will be with him. Always.
>THEN the fanfare starts up
Guess I'll have to see it.

>> No.33539975

>fanfare starts up
>As the opening crawl finishes, cut to General Cracken pulling Wedge out of his vacation. Wedge's dialogue pokes fun at Lawson's dislike of his Star Wars roles
>He makes the call to Wes, Tycho, and Hobbie after a bit of arguing
>'Danger Zone' starts to play as the camera cuts to Red Flight's launch sequence and a fuckton of Adumari scenery porn

Alternately, something a little earlier in the timeline:
>Two New Republic pilots in orange flight suits walk down a corridor, their heads and faces obscured
>'We have pilots today?'
>'We have pilots, possibly the last group, if some late arrivals make it in.'
>The first speaker opens a door and takes a seat at a desk. Camera pans up to reveal Denis Lawson
>'Let's get started. Who's first?'
>The camera switches to Nathan Fillion, smirking while holding a dataslate.
>'His name's Kettch, and he's an Ewok.'

>> No.33540002

yub yub commander

>> No.33540043
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unf. Are you single by any chance?

>> No.33540057


Wait, hang on... how does she make out with him without him having lips?

>> No.33540069

Isn't that the question of the day

>> No.33540074

He has lips. They're just beneath the mask

>> No.33540115

You son of a bitch...

>> No.33540168

Dammit, I need to get the last two books of Crispin's Han Solo trilogy, the Lando Trilogy, Bounty Hunter Wars, and a new copy of Triple Zero so I can do my critical reading of Traviss.

>> No.33540265

What should I get first?

>> No.33540285

Lando Calrissian! And the MINDHARP! OF! SHARUUUUUuuuuuu!

>> No.33540329

I just want them to put Pellaeon in. Even if its only for like one scene. I just want it so bad....

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One thing I'd love to see as much as an X-wing film, as much as Denis Lawson's triumphant return, as much as /tg/'s dream cast, is for the traditional Star Wars fanfare to be replaced by 'The Imperial March', followed by the episode title card: 'ONE EIGHTY-FIRST'.

>> No.33540367

The Battle of Hoth

>> No.33540431


What system is this, WEG?

>> No.33540449

Nah, the old miniature games West end games released. Post WEG, pre SAGA, RCR era i think

>> No.33540479
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Don't you mean Lego?

>> No.33540508

No. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Megablock
Go home to Jundland Carlos

>> No.33540518

Hey, we're on a budget here. We can't afford the brand-name stuff.

>> No.33540586

Coruscant was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me!


>> No.33540743

Don't be stupid be a smarty! Come on join the COMPNOR party!

>It's good to be the Emperor

>> No.33540834

The Emprah is coming! The Emprah is coming! The Emprah is coming!

Heil Palpy!
Heil Palpy!
Heil Palpy!

Heil myself
Heil to me
I'm the Sith
Who's with the march of history
Heil myself
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Dictator in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!

Yes you do!

If you're looking for some Sith, here's Rule of Two!

>> No.33540913
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Don't you mean the WotC miniatures?

>> No.33540945

>everyone talking about COMPNOR the last week
Isn't that from the children's series with the glove of Vader and Jabba's uncle with a beard and the sith wizard council and the space whales

>> No.33540968

Yes, wotc miniatures, post weg, pre Saga. RCR. Like i said?

>> No.33540971


COMPNOR was in the Imperial Sourcebook first as I recall.

Basically the space SS/Hitler Youth.

>> No.33540995

>Nah, the old miniature games West end games released.

>> No.33541007

Compnor is older than that bullshit. WEG, they built the EU

>> No.33541087

Particle Accelerator or Advanced Cloaking with Echo?

>> No.33541094

The dark side? I've been there. Do your worst.

>> No.33541112
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I wish we could see the WEG-introduced vehicles appear more frequently. Many of them tend to be completely ignored by more recent material.

>> No.33541178

I'm not even sure, I was introduced to star wars all at once by my dad at around age 6 or 7 when the special editions came out in theaters, and at the same time I learned of the movies I kind of realized there were all these books and games that my dad had, and I just slid into it without any huge epiphany, other than "this is awesome". I just took all star wars media in as being part of one large whole and didn't make differentiations. I didn't even really think about it all as being done by different people with different interpretations.

>> No.33541674

I AAAAAAAAM the very model of a great Grand Admiral
I understand the rebels from the smallest to the most fanatical
About new military tactics I'm brimming with a lot of news
In a battle against a mon cal I will never ever lose!

>> No.33541715
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Millenniumcon 15 - November 2012 - Round Rock, TX (just north of Austin, TX were Dell corporate HQ is) - Hoth Assault miniatures game

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Yes, that is a working video screen in the command enter. An old smart phone was mounted in the wall with a video from the Hoth portion of one of the Lucasarts games running on a loop.

>> No.33541892


Something about that old, yellowed-plastic GR75 makes me sad.

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>> No.33542075

Any EoTE/AoR stats for the AT-TE?

>> No.33542307
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Same con - Xwing - Battle of Yavin IV

>> No.33542337


No official ones. You could ask Shipfag when he gets around.

I'd give a crack at it, but I'm getting my ass kicked by a burrito I just ate. I'd guess it to be silhouette 3.

>> No.33542411

that looks a lot worst than I would have imagined it

It would have been far more interesting if they ran the trench vertically or hell even diagonally - but putting it in the middle like that just seems... eeeeehhhh

I could be wrong but the scale also looks off.

>> No.33542831

here you go.



that isnt WEG formatting. Star Wars Miniatures Battles was typeset like an 80's style 15mm rulebook. that looks WoTC to me.

>> No.33542973

Moan, whine, and bitch all you want. It was a hell of a lot of fun. The player that nailed the exhaust port was flying a Y-wing and was drunk off his ass.

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TIE-Tan will cut a gungan, apparently.

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>> No.33546514
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>> No.33546596


Take the most heavily armed freighter out there and add on four TIE fighters.

>> No.33546599

this is probably gonna be the inquisitor's personal ride if anything

>> No.33546712
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Will be posting some more Rebels vehicles.

>> No.33547337

So, you know that problem with AT-STs tipping over? Yeah.

>> No.33547427

Looks pretty cash, but landing must be hilarious.

>> No.33547534

the fighters probably just deploy before it lands and patrol about, docking wherever is apropriate

>> No.33547681

A clever guerrilla trap? Oh yes.

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Looks like the AT-DP is not some sort of AT-ST predecessor, but a contemporary of it.

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>> No.33548042

I know why they opted for that look with the ties, but it just feels too off for me

>> No.33548081

Aren't the solar panels too small?

>> No.33548106

they are styled after the proportions of the old kener toys

also they are more for heat dispersal

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>> No.33548147

>heat dispersal
Won't being smaller make them worse at that?

>> No.33548164

I thought they were styled after the McQuarrie concept art?

>> No.33548173

yes it would

the funky proportions are to be taken as a stylistic licence rather than factual representation

also entirely possible

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>> No.33548278

This confuses my inner grognard.

>> No.33548663

I figured out what the problem is, at least for me: the struts are too long.

>> No.33548689

Ah, yes. My continuing hate/hate relationship with space runes.

>> No.33548728
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Wait, seriously?

I'm loving it.

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What? I.... don't know how to feel about this...

>> No.33549958

disney definately wants to start from the top with star wars

the new x-wing is just the old ralph concept art

>> No.33550010


I'll give them credit for paying homage to its origins and not just starting over completely tabula rasa.

>> No.33550022

Yeah, but I think they're getting a bit ridiculous with it. Those TIEs just look plain dorky.

>> No.33550080


I wouldn't call 'em dorky. They're still clearly recognizable as TIE/LNs. Different, sure, but I'm willing to chalk that up to stylistic differences, like the other anon said.

>> No.33550220

The preview of the visual guide just called it the Imperial freighter.

Most likely.
Yeah, maybe it's Sienar's tech for defending their Lothal factory?
Yeah he drew some bulbous ties too. I still like the smaller ones, and in Kenner's defense as well, scaling the solars to a cockpit big enough to fit a figure would have made them bigger than most of the kids playing with them.

They ARE Dorky, but I can certainly see them as non-LN TIEs.

>> No.33550292

I could totally see those as either pre-LN TIE models or else license produced variants

>> No.33550360

They ARE Sienar it's a Sienar factory complex on Lothal that's the big point of contention.

>> No.33550567

ah. in that case pre-LN TIEs make sense as well. or perhaps a variant that never caught on, trading radiator capacity for a smaller target profile

>> No.33551144

So, for the Droid Compainion motivation in EotE, would it screw anything over if one of them starts of with an astromech/protocol droid off the bat? Would having him have to fix up the droid first be better? I guess this question can go for related motivations that could give companions too.

>> No.33551196


I'd stress it strongly that to them, the droid is a person, not a tool. Like how Luke and Anakin treated R2 - they're not something to be pawned off when the crew is short on funds.

Giving them a protocol droid or astromech is an option, but it's one the PC should still have to pay for - in maintenance and parts. And if something bad happens to the droid, it'll be devastating to the PC.

You should curb it so that it doesn't get excessive, but I'd allow it. Also consider letting the Motivation represent wanting a droid, but not having one. That way, acquiring one becomes a plot point.

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Or wanting to buy back one.

Or buy one he's interacted with routinely at a junk shop before it's crushed and melted down by another buyer.

>> No.33551423
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

I like where this is going.

>> No.33551448

I want space pirates and alien babes. Is there a SW book or comic series or something for me?

>> No.33551484
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Would some symmetry kill Corellian Engineering?
World's shittiest shoop aside, I think something like this would be neat instead of everything having a goofy tumor on the side.

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look up everything to do with Black Sun


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Their corvettes tend to be symmetrical, it's just their light freighter department that hates it. But yes, it's hella bad. The YT-2400 gets it the worst, I think.

>> No.33551610

Will do. Unfortunately it's difficult to tell from the wiki article you linked which of the things listed under "appearances" feature it prominently an which have it mentioned once or a wanted poster of someone in the background or something. Any specific recommended reading?

>> No.33551621

Shadows of the Empire is probably the best start

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>> No.33551736

I play a bitchin' 80s/90s style action movie protag in my AoR campaign. Shit's fun.

>> No.33551788

What kind of shades does he wear and how frequently is his shirt damaged.

>> No.33551813

He scored two critical hits on him last session, survived a Wookiee charging him with a vibro axe and shrugged it all off to pilot a YT-2400 out of danger.

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>> No.33554329

I'm not sure what to feel, but I like it

>> No.33554342

Nah, not the old WEG games, but infact the WOTC games before SAGA, and after WEG. How does that not make complete fucking sense?

>> No.33555485

Any scans or pdf of the AoR core?

>> No.33555599

No. GM Kit was scanned though.


>> No.33556080
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You can configure a 1300 symmetrically; presumably most buyers don't because it kills available cargo space.

>> No.33556158

>you get to meet general Airen Cracken

We commando's nao

>> No.33556221

Configs for leftys and rightys? Guess some people REALLY wanted to wank and fly.

>> No.33556250

More like someone really wanted to keep their pimp hand free to slap any mutinious female crewmembers around
It's Corellia

>> No.33556279

>the adventure has a section titled "romancing the hutt"
this gun be gud

>> No.33556365

"Securing Shoola's (the hutt) help requires an average charm check, a hard negotiate check or a daunting coercion check. If charmed, Shoola negotiates various romantinc encounters for her assistance. Information she has off the top of her head might cost a PC a romantic dinner in her private chamber, while access to her security feeds might require a week-long romantic yachting excursion."

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I am so going to ruin some PC's with this

>> No.33556436

And then you remember that Hutt are hermaphroditic and "SHE" is a "HE" and that week long trip on the yacht suddenly isn't so romantic as she will be pegging you for a whole galatic week.

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>> No.33556950

They are not hermaphroditic, they switch genders. That's not the same thing, is it?

>> No.33557042


I'm going to assume that everyone's going to join me in agreeing that this sounds completely fake?

>> No.33557057

Not a single mention of time travel, 200% bait.

More seriously: Parts of it are true (Luke being missing for a generation) but the rest is bullshit

>> No.33557182

Were there any AI polities apart from silentium and abominor?

>> No.33557330

>opening scene in which the ageing Jedi Knight's severed hand, complete with lightsaber, tumbles through space and is found on a desert planet by two young adventurers
Are you telling me he loses BOTH hands or does the hand that fell into the pit of Bespin end up across the galaxy because reasons?
>Meanwhile, on an ice planet, nefarious forces are building a super weapon, one capable of destroying not planets but entire solar systems … "
Oh god, the Sun Crusher still exists. You had one job, Disney! ONE JOB!

>> No.33557412
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More stuff on the whole charity thing, but we get a decent look at the fighter in the video.


>> No.33557437


Woah. How'd they make the CGI human-interactive like that?

>> No.33557468


There is absolutely no justification that could make opening on a tumbling space-hand anything but ridiculous.

>> No.33557497

Good news is that if does end up being real, then when we're in theaters, it'll be the first solid sign that things will be going horrifically wrong, and we can more quickly brace ourselves.

>> No.33557499

Why do they have to bother with this gimmicky charity nonsense? This is Star Wars, you don't need to give money to poor people to get attention. Is it just because they have such a hard embargo on information the only way they can show off content is doing bs like this?

>> No.33557554


And we have confirmation that the fighter is from the X-Wing line.

>> No.33557563

>Make a new generation of x wings
>it just ends up looking like the z-95

>> No.33557584

PLEASE tell me that you're running that as a Z-95, becauset here is no way that wing splits.
Are you telling me that this fucking annoying teasing is company policy? I know that revealing the plot is a bad idea, but this whole ankle-showing thing is way too out of date. This is the beginning of the twenty-first century, not the twentieth.

>> No.33557611

Well, what else would it be but company policy? I mean, if it wasn't, it wouldn't be happening

>> No.33557665

Gold Team Rules.

>> No.33557674
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Somehow it's supposed to. I don't see where it breaks though at all either.

Perhaps they plan on just showing it at distances or specific angles for close-ups and it only actually splits during CGI/model use?

>> No.33557679

Seen this one and an X-tan but no Y-tan. I got someone to start on one once but they never finished so it's a half-finished sketch (it looks pretty good though)

>> No.33557710

Is that a Headhunter?

>> No.33557732 [SPOILER] 
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Care to post it?

>> No.33557764

Well, I mean pretty much every other disney movie, we've had SOME idea of what's going on. With Brave (back when it was The Bear and the Bow) we had a short plot outline, with the Avengers we had a good idea of what was happening. Lion King, Tangled, Princess and the Frog, Mulan, fucking Bambi 2. But THIS movie is complete media silence.
Yeah, I GET that it's going to be the first REAL Star Wars movie in a while and they don't want to ruin the surprises for anyone, I GET that this kind of media blackout existed for other films in the series, I GET that what disney absolutely wants is a media explosion on opening night.
BUT! And it's a big butt, a moon, if you will.
We have no guarantee that what we will be shown is worth the wait. JJ doesn't have the best track record when it comes to flash vs substance and prop reveals are no indication of film quality. We've been burned too much to just accept it as top quality sight unseen.
What I want is the promise, the most solemn vow, that they are going to make the best damn movie they are capable of making. No jangling keys, no shell games, come out and say 'this movie is going to blow your goddamn MIND'.

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Sure. I wish I could find this artist again, or another willing to finish the piece (or do one in their own style)

>> No.33557789

Well, it's probably not going to do that. It's going to be a safe and steady payoff on a safe and steady investment.
Target audience: Family and kids.

>> No.33557912

"A year after the Battle of Yavin , a crack stormtrooper unit was sent to prison by an imperial court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security station to the Outer Rim. Today, still wanted by the Empire they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The A-Team."

>> No.33558268

>Silhouette 3 Burrito

Dear god

>> No.33558378

I'd lock her s-foils in attack position if you know what I mean.

>> No.33558434

You can market to John Q Public without being safe and by the numbers. They won't DO it, but it's very doable.

>> No.33558515

Ofcourse you can, I was merely stating what they will do. I think the people doing the side movies are probably going to have more creative freedom. And now i read this:

> Kathleen Kennedy explained that the stand-alone films will not crossover with the films of the sequel trilogy, stating, "George was so clear as to how that works. The canon that he created was the Star Wars saga. Right now, Episode VII falls within that canon. The spin-off movies, or we may come up with some other way to call those films, they exist within that vast universe that he created. There is no attempt being made to carry characters (from the stand-alone films) in and out of the saga episodes. Consequently, from the creative standpoint, it's a roadmap that George made pretty clear.

The spinoff movies are the new EU. That's amazing.

>> No.33558593

[Chance of Jedi Knight movie intensifies]

>> No.33559127

Maybe a series would be cool. I don't even like TV shows, ever since LOST was hyped to hell and back for years and sucked when I watched it, I've never trusted live action TV again. But I'd still watch a LOST quality show retelling the jedi knight series.

>> No.33559186

>Young Jedi knights/Jedi Academy
>Pilot greenlit by Whedon
>Day to day affairs done by his brother and brothers sister

You know it is so fucking inevitable

>> No.33559250

The tone would shift wildly without a lot of rewriting. Dark Forces is an action movie set in Star Wars, Jedi Knight is the most Star Warsy one to me, so there'd be little change, Outcast is like the gritty sequel, and Academy is pretty Warsy while being steeped in the EU-stlye of the universe.
Mysteries of the Sith would be interesting to see as a midquel miniseries about Mara's investigation of Kyle's disappearance, but it's also very different in tone.
I'd say four movies and a miniseries.

>> No.33559612

And one porno.

>> No.33559689

I'd ask who Kyle is railing, but I know the answer would be 'everyone'.
I'm not Steve Rogers, I don't get that reference.

>> No.33559803

the x-wing general died... any expirienced anons with all the links wanna start a new one?

>> No.33559823

>There's a USM/TSLRCM compatibility patch
>But my mod installation has a bunch of other junk, and dialogue merging is a pain in the ass, and USM changes dialogue for some of its features

Fuck! All dem lightsabers.

>> No.33559914

I think it would be wise for some news to come out first

for now we can always talk x-wing here in the mean time

>> No.33560165

We're getting close to the dark side.

>> No.33561152

The novels or novelettes or however you want to call them kept a pretty consistent tone through telling the first two games, I thought. Actually, if I remember, they were kind of a prequel to dark forces, then skipped most of it, then told jedi knight. So maybe not.

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