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This is how I druid

>> No.32947889

>>32947869
You fail miserably to appease your distant father?

>> No.32947977

>>32947869
By multiclassing into bard? That's an certainly an interesting take on it.

>> No.32947982
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32947982

>>32947869
This is how I sacrificial characters

>> No.32948011
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32948011

>>32947869
This is how I Monk.

>> No.32948071
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32948071

This is how I wizard

>> No.32948172

>>32948071

Wat

>> No.32948247
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32948247

>>32947889
DADDY'S GONE

>> No.32948262
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32948262

This is how I DM with the party paladin

>> No.32948273

>>32948262
This is the objectively best manner of dealing with paladins

>> No.32948316

>>32948172
>he's never seen Wizards

>> No.32948357

>>32948316
Is that the scene where he pulls a gun?
I've seen the film, but Chrome is fucking your webm for me.

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32948365

This is how I fantasy government

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32948394

This is how I improvised weapon

>> No.32948396

>>32948357
>Is that the scene where he pulls a gun?
Yes

>> No.32948413

>>32948396
Sorry for having just ruined the joke, then.

>> No.32948736

>>32948172

Hella old movie. I actually forget the name of it...quite a trip. A lot of rotoscoping, and terribly drawn farie tits, and Nazi shit...Mark Hamil was in it. And a robot named Peace. That's all I remember.

But yea that scene is like the final confrontation between good wizard and bad wizard, and he just fucking whips out a gun and caps the dude with a one liner. It was hilarious.

>> No.32949520

>>32948736
>Wizards
that's what it's called

>> No.32949934
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32949934

This is how I Call of Cthulhu

>> No.32950197
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32950197

>>32947869
This is how I druid

>> No.32950268

>>32948071
what the fuck.

>> No.32952654
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32952654

This is how I summoner.

>> No.32952678
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32952678

This is how I druid.

>> No.32952720

>>32948071
holy fuck

sauce?

>> No.32952809

>>32952720
Wizards.

it has to be seen to be believed

>> No.32952908

>>32948071
full movie here if you like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rF2y7oMlQg

>> No.32952924
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32952924

This is how I epic level monk.

>> No.32952940
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32952940

This is how I monk after I took a level in STONE COLD BAD ASS.

>> No.32952975
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32952975

This is how I edition war.

>> No.32953014
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32953014

This is how I Fighter.

>> No.32953017
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32953017

This is how I rogue in 3.pf.

>> No.32953062

this is how I survive the nine levels of hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLfj3U_iPXE

>> No.32953300

>>32952975
Are fighters vs wizards basically just nerds vs jocks in a 1980s highschool, except only one of them is attractive. And it's probably the guy who plays basketball.

>> No.32953381
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32953381

>>32953300
I would have more described it as klingons vs federation.

>> No.32953427

>>32953381
fucking nerd

>> No.32953474
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32953474

>>32953381

>> No.32953495

>>32953381
I meant how they see each other.

>> No.32953499

>>32952975
There is no part of me who doesn't want those two to fuck.

>> No.32953511

>>32953499
hatesex is best sex

>> No.32953512

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6XqJtYc5ZS4#t=27
This is how I monk vs a barbarian

>> No.32953526

>>32953511
Lesbian hatesex is best sex

their kid becomes a battlemage

>> No.32953647

>>32953526
>their kid

it doesn't work like that

>> No.32953662

>>32953647
They've got magic and potentially some divine help depending on their setting.

It's not like it's fucking mpreg.

>> No.32953673

>>32953662
The realm of your magic scares me.

>> No.32953675
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32953675

>>32953662
>mpreg

Jesus is that still a thing

>> No.32953700

>>32953673
It's basically possible now, that's a fucking science realm now bitch

Also it really isn't that fucking magical, not even half as magical as mpreg.
>>32953675
http://archiveofourown.org/works/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&work_search%5Bquery%5D=mpreg

Yes.

>> No.32953704

>>32953700
The realm of your science scares me.

>> No.32953711
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32953711

>>32953647
It's a magic-baby.

Or, if you're going for a future setting, a science-baby.

>> No.32953717

>>32953700
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&work_search%5Bquery%5D=mpreg

only umbasa can help us now

>> No.32953733

>>32953704
You're on /tg/. There are far more magical fetishes common here.

Like all the dragonfucking.
>>32953711
>future setting
Eh it's close enough that even modern/20min in the future settings could use it.
>>32953717
whowhat?

>> No.32953752

>>32953733
Hey, I can be cool with some really weird shit, and not be cool with not as weird shit, but weird shit never the less. You're not the boss of me.

>> No.32953758

>>32953733
Well you've got artificial insemination, which would be far more common in a modern setting.
I'm not entirely sure how you would have the child share the DNA of both parents though.

Then again, I don't really keep up to date on how lesbians get each preggers. I wouldn't be the one carrying it anyway.

>> No.32953830

>>32953752
Weirdo
>>32953758
I'll be honest that I don't know the details myself and have only seen passing mention of it in some legal paper about lesbian families and their rights or something like that, but the basic concept behind the genetics is simplistic so it's easy for a 20 minutes into the future setting.

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32954213

>>32953673

>> No.32954278

>>32952678

"Hey, Yogi look at that."

"Is that a fucking Ferrari? ...Those are worth quadruple points."

>> No.32954314

>>32953830
Fuck you, you're the freak into lesbians birthing on each other from their lesbian sex babies.

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32954329

>>32954278
This is how I multiclass.

>> No.32954368
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32954368

>>32947869
This is how I multiclass.

>> No.32954423
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32954423

This is how I role to seduce.

>> No.32954449
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32954449

This is how I BRILLIANT PLAN!

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32954480

This is how I NPC Inquisitor/Commissar.

>> No.32954498

>>32950197
is that bear teddy Roosevelt riding zombie Abraham Lincoln with laser eyes into battle while wearing his hat and finding a American flag?

>> No.32954527
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32954527

>>32954449
this is how i multiclass bard/cleric

>> No.32954552

>>32954527
and druid. i completely forgot about his cats

>> No.32956192
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32956192

This is how I collect quest rewards

>> No.32956658

This is how I forget to have an image.

>> No.32956691
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32956691

This is how I Paladin.

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32956732

>>32947869
This is how I post an image and think up text for it after the fact.

>> No.32956789

>>32953711
That video was fucking metal

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>>32953474
>>32953381
Fixed this for you

>> No.32957391
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32957391

>>32947869
This is how I post on 4chan.

>> No.32959712
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32959712

>>32948262

>> No.32959964
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32959964

This is the best way to bard.

>> No.32959999

>>32948011
The girl?

>> No.32960025

>>32953526
I think the one on the right is a dude

>> No.32960076
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32960076

This is how I paladin.

>> No.32960144

>>32960076
what

are you talking about him or the guys defending him

>> No.32960530
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32960530

This is how I crusader

>> No.32960691
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32960691

This is how I Druid

>> No.32960935
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32960935

>>32952924
This is how I epic-level Monk.

>> No.32961153

>>32952908
That movie was balls trippingly weird.

>> No.32961575
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32961575

>>32948247
what the fuck? Steve's got abs!!!

>> No.32963543

>>32948262
what?
I don't get it

>> No.32963585

>>32963543
In this context, the human boy is the paladin, and the spooky skeleton is the DM. The DM is forcing the paladin to fall.

>> No.32963674

>>32963585
ah

>> No.32963994

>>32963585
>>32963674
Also, the spooky skeleton pretended to be an ally of the human boy. Via both disguise and magic. Giving the impetus for said fall.

>> No.32964076
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32964076

this is how I chaotic neutral

>> No.32964172
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32964172

This is how I minmax

>> No.32964223

>>32964076
>Implying that isn't the purest form of chaotic evil

>> No.32964336
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32964336

>>32964223
You'd have to get worse than that to be CE. Mouth raping a younger relative for example.

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32964408

>>32964223

>implying your mom isn't the purest form of chaotic gets plowed by gangs of apes daily and gargles gallons of monkey spunk

>implying this isn't how I honorable combat

>> No.32964485
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32964485

This is how I chaotic neutral gnome wizard

>> No.32964562
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32964562

this is how I warrior

>> No.32964618
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32964618

This is how I lich

>> No.32964644

>>32964408
Daily reminder that T-Rex arms were fucking ripped. That dude is going to get skewered.

>> No.32964734

>>32964562
source vid pls?

>> No.32964776

>>32964734
Its devil may cry 4.

>> No.32964817

>>32964618
That's cold.

>> No.32964870

>>32964776
lol I know. I just want to know the video the gif was made from.

>> No.32964941
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32964941

This is how I rent-a-cop

>> No.32965385

>>32960144
Probably him, I mean Chris-chan is full of self-righteous fury

>> No.32966432
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32966432

>>32964485
>BANANA ARMS
KNIGHT OF SPEAAAR!

>> No.32967149

>>32948262
You present them with villains who are 100% evil with no moral gray area at all? You sound like a nice DM.

>> No.32967173

This is how I wizard
http://youtu.be/awyDAekUc_8

>> No.32967240

>>32952908
Found out where this sample came from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjCiAQSoOZQ

>> No.32967265
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32967265

This is how I critical hit

>> No.32967268
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32967268

This is how I CoC

>> No.32967295

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvY7Nw1i6Kw
This is how I start a cult.

>> No.32967305
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32967305

This is how Random Encounter

>> No.32967378
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32967378

This is how I Alchemist

>> No.32967509
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32967509

This is how I Chaotic Evil

>> No.32967591
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32967591

This is how I Greater Planar Ally.

>> No.32967598
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32967598

This is how I DM

>> No.32967791
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32967791

>>32967378
I would love to know what is happening in this gif.

>>32947869
This is how I quest giver.

>> No.32967892
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32967892

>>32967791
I figure it's either a reverse .gif, or they've made a fire-extinguishing grenade.
>This is how I Elder Evil

>> No.32967965
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32967965

This is how I Crit. Fail

>> No.32968035
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32968035

>>32964408

>> No.32968059
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32968059

This is how I DMPC

>> No.32968105
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32968105

This is how I ERPG

>> No.32968117

>>32948071
> mfw i never saw this part of the movie
my fucking sides, holy shit the comedy in this movie hit hard at times.

>> No.32968187
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32968187

This is how I CE

>> No.32968229

>>32967965
I love vine
>>32968105
So not only did someone make an edible thong-clad ass, but the mold they used to make it is a butt mold for a 5-year-old boy.
Japan, ladies and gentlemen.

>> No.32968243
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32968243

This is how I Shadowrun.

>> No.32968486

>>32967892
>>32967791

Fire extinguishing grenades do exist.

They're incredibly bad for you to be close to when they go off, almost as lethal as the fire itself because they use CTC as the firefighting agent and it turns into phosphene gas when used on fires.

>> No.32968508
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32968508

This is how I Reflex Save

>> No.32968528
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32968528

This is how I Speed Freakz

>> No.32968531
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32968531

This is how I surprise.

>> No.32968722
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32968722

This is how I Immunity to Fear Effects

>> No.32968871
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32968871

This is how I Warforged

>> No.32969541

>>32954278
>"Is that a fucking Ferrari? ...Those are worth quadruple points."
Is it wrong that I read that in Yogi's voice?

>> No.32969835

>>32969541
No, it's incredibly right.

>> No.32969891
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32969891

How I flurry of blows non-lethal interrogation technique.

Not every effectively.

>> No.32969914
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32969914

This is how I Only War

>> No.32970025
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32970025

This is how I CoC

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32970487

This is how I pretty much every scifi game

>> No.32970730

>>32961153
The soundtrack is fucking amazing though

>> No.32971400
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32971400

This is how I rooty tooty fruit kasplootie people alergic to monkey chow

>> No.32971565
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32971565

>>32970487
You...I like you.

This how I female warrior.

>> No.32971591
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32971591

This is how I paladin

>> No.32971665
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32971665

This is how I cleric.

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32971722

This is how I Animal Companion It was a pretty rough campaign

>> No.32971853

>>32967305
That's his dead wife's favorite cereal

>> No.32971974

>>32971565
Shut up, boner! I don't even like muscle girls!

>> No.32972010
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32972010

This is how I rouge.

>> No.32972022

>>32971722

Did the dog made it?

>> No.32972031

>>32972010
But that's mostly purplish.

>> No.32972046

>>32972031
Goddammit, that's the sign of sleep.

>> No.32972048

>>32972022
None of us did.
the campaign was never finished

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32972068

>>32969914

>> No.32972074

>>32972046
Lack there of, more likely.

>> No.32972075

>>32972010
>rouge
orc stain is fucking awesome though

>> No.32972100

>>32972075
Comic?

>> No.32972105

>>32972075
I really wish the next issue would come out.

>> No.32972122
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32972122

>>32972075
>Stokoe will never release another issue

I guess I'm hype for Avengers 2064 tho. At least it's something.

>> No.32972135
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32972135

>>32972100
Yeah, a pretty weird and cool one. I'd recommend reading it, but be warned that the artist draws a lot of phallus-imagery.

>> No.32972143
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32972143

this is how i exit a tombworld

>> No.32972223
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32972223

>>32972135
Looks cool as heck, thank you anon.

>> No.32972683
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32972683

This is how I CG Cleric of Corellon Motherfucking Larethian

>> No.32972786
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32972786

This is how I chaotic deity

>> No.32972868
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32972868

>>32972786
This is how I warboss.

>> No.32972891

>>32954480
Yesssss. Smith is best character.

>> No.32972907
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32972907

This is how I neutral good protagonist vs lawful good antagonist.

>> No.32973113

>>32964870
Just google DMC4 truestyle and enjoy all the videos

>> No.32975992
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32975992

This is how I lightning-legs monk.. lawfully

>> No.32976012

>>32972135
Mushrooms just happen to look like dicks, anon.

The cigar is just a cigar.

>> No.32976300

>>32952975
Sauce?

>> No.32976603
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32976603

>>32971565
This is how I female ranger

>> No.32976693
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32976693

This is how I Advanced Template

>> No.32976711 [SPOILER] 
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32976711

This is how I mirror-match

>> No.32976779

>>32963994
Well, he pretended to be the boy's friend by murdering his actual friend, then wearing his skin.

Adventure Time can be pretty fucked up at times.

>> No.32976816

>>32967268
>I don't know, that seems a like a normal, if small, chaAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.32976849
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32976849

>>32947869
This is how I bard.

>> No.32976855

>>32954423
I know that asking for sauce is frowned upon, but - sauce pls, google gives nothing.

>> No.32977221
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32977221

This is how I monk

>> No.32977300

>>32976012
Dont' forget the unspoken assumption that phallic imagery is bad

>> No.32977330

>>32976855
Plastic Nee-san.

A series of shorts about a small after-school club for model-making.

>> No.32977603
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32977603

>>32977221
10/10

This is how I quest-giver

>> No.32977619

>>32976711
Bizarro! I love you! Bizarro! I love you.

>> No.32977797

>>32977619
Hello, Superman. Hello...

>> No.32978212

>>32977603
So your quest giver wipes the party's memory every two-three game sessions so they stop fucking around?

>> No.32978219

>>32976849
>level 99 bard.gif
The wizard/sorceror get to do that at level 5.

>> No.32978245

>>32964644
They were also feathered.

>> No.32978285

>>32976012
nigga, they use orc dicks as money. i think its safe to say the cigar is a bit more then just a cigar

>> No.32978921
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32978921

>>32976855
Full series:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cvP8fPOPWE

>> No.32979775
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32979775

This is how I Druid.

>> No.32980348

>>32968229
>the ass was fat

>> No.32981242
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32981242

This is how I Fighter.

>> No.32981630

>>32981242
But this is how I fighter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zGnxeSbb3g

>> No.32981676

>>32976779
Never thought the show was good, since it's my understanding that virtually everything on CN is crap now.

Now I need to watch it.

>> No.32981736

>>32981676
Pretty sure the series includes an explicit lich too

>> No.32981742

>>32971665
Sauce? I've seen 3-4 .gifs of those two kids and have no idea who they are.

>> No.32981763

>>32981736
Yup, the character saying 'fall' is a lich and strives to kill every living being in existence.

>> No.32981801
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32981801

This is how I time magic

>> No.32981820

>>32981801
That is also how Hirohiko Araki time magics. Well, one of the ways.
it just works

>> No.32981825

>>32981801
ZA WARUDO

>> No.32981872

>>32964644
T-Rex arms were tiny as fuck, what are you talking about?

>> No.32981873

>>32981630

I have to give him props on his technique, but the Russian method shown by Iza is more practical over all and allows for a greater volume of Arrows over a minute versus the Turkish method you linked. It also allows for fuller draws giving the arrow more velocity.

A quiver just holds more arrows.

Sure, he can shoot faster... but the quickness of his shots will be quickly overtaken by a slightly slower, more powerful, and greater volume technique. The Russian dagger technique is also easier to master.

>> No.32981910

>>32972907
>serving an evil lord
>lawful good

Sorry no, he was Lawful Neutral

>> No.32982035

>>32981910
He was doing it for reasons he sincerely believed were noble, selfless, and good.

>> No.32982069

>>32948262
It's a boy band parody music video from one of the best episodes ever, Hot Tub.

>> No.32982104

>>32982035
He was still serving a lord he knew was obviously a pyschopath and would plunge the world into chaos and war.

Lawful Neutral.

>> No.32982161

>>32982104
He believed that upholding order and abiding by a code of honor is preferable to chaos. He found his lord's action's reprehensible, but he thought that disobedience and disrespect was even more evil. He certainly wasn't morally ambivalent or self-serving.

Do you even morality?

>> No.32982215

>>32982161
>he thought that disobedience and disrespect were even more evil

exactly. He felt that the law being observed as writ was more important than what was necessarily 'morally' right

LAWFUL. NEUTRAL.

Lawful Good COMBINES law and benevolence. A lawful Good character would kill his lord, then kill himself for killing his lord.

>> No.32982327

>>32982215

He still disapproved of his lord's sadism. He knew the guy was a sick fuck and even tried to prevent him from kill Sir Doi's family. It's not like he didn't give a fuck about other people.

>> No.32982373

>>32982327
Hence, Lawful Neutral

>> No.32982403

>>32982373
Let's agree to disagree.

>> No.32982457
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32982457

>>32967265
This is how I paladin character development

>> No.32982475

>>32982403
ok.

even though you're completely wrong from any standpoint

>> No.32982477
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32982477

>>32982457

>> No.32982564

>>32982477
>>32982457

What's this from?

>> No.32982636

>>32982475

Not if you've been raised from birth to believe that 'law' and 'good' are one and the same thing or know anything about morality.

>> No.32982666

>>32948365
Your entire government except for the king and some lady in the background is Pyramid head?

>> No.32982677

>>32982564
a manga called "Tough", this guy appears around volume 2

>> No.32982679

>>32978921
>10:00
>Dat ORAORA
>10/10 would Stand Proud with

>> No.32982752

>>32982636
I think maybe your the one who doesn't know shit about alignment

>> No.32982799

>>32982752
Alignment is more than just the side you're on, mate.

>> No.32982805
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32982805

>>32982677
this guy's really one of the best characters though

>> No.32982912
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32982912

This is how I minion.

>> No.32982951
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32982951

This is how I damsel in distress.

>> No.32983029
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32983029

this is how my players forge IDs

>> No.32983280
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32983280

This is how I knight

>> No.32983348
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32983348

This is how I dragon PC.

>> No.32984028
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32984028

>>32982679
>10/10 would Stand Proud with
Maybe squat down a little, though.

>> No.32986803

>>32960076
>paladin of sperg

>> No.32986816

>>32982912
>>32977603
sauce?
reverse image search gives me moonrunes
yes i am newfag

>> No.32987176

>>32960076
funny thats how i summoner

>> No.32988508
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32988508

This is how I Chaotic Neutral.

>> No.32988978

>>32948071
>All these anons confused about this.
No wonder no one was getting my jokes two years ago. I thought everyone saw this as kids.

>> No.32990718
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32990718

This is how I paladin.

>> No.32991654

>>32967305
fort save? no that's clearly a compulsion effect. I believe the spell is Unnatural Lust? Probably triggered by a Glyph of Warding.

This is the problem when you hire a discount wizard to "make my customers love my product"

>> No.32992091

>>32976711
Egad, I never knew Nick Fury and Beak had visited Sealab.
Don't normally see those two hanging out, and Beak hasn't looked like that since M-Day.

>> No.32992360

>>32964562
I can't tell if he's praising the sun or getting a promotion.

>> No.32994449

>>32964562
"Well! What is it?"

>> No.32997898

>>32982805
looks like Gordon Freeman

>> No.32997968

>>32982477
I had a druid that did the same thing but for unnatural-ness.

>> No.32998012

>>32957391
My girlfriend went to highschool with the main kid in this.

>> No.32998022

>>32992360
he's getting promoted by the sun.

>> No.32998056
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32998056

This is how I BBEG

>> No.32998340

>>32982752
>>32982799
Just gonna jump in and throw some fuel, guy was fucking obviously LN. I mean bro, do you even LG?

Serving a bad guy and feeling sad that your boss is a bad man doesn't make you good, and it certainly doesn't make you Good with a capital G.

What he thought about his actions doesn't actually matter, dnd alignment is based around the idea that some acts (like rape or murder) are inherently evil. Even if you do them with good intent they're still bad. Moreso for enabling a murderous psychopath.

>> No.32998636

>>32981742
Search youtube for "crazy frog bros".

>> No.32998761

>>32967268
sauce?

>> No.32998809
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32998809

This is how I Wildshape

>> No.32998853
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32998853

>>32947869
This is how I cyborg

>> No.32998873

>>32981676
Warning, most of the time it's just goofy shit.
Things only go serious when the lich shows up.

>> No.32998885

>>32998056
this is how i see my lilligant now.

>> No.32999293

>>32998873
The show has three modes.

Shit got real; everything is horrifying. This even went so far as to cause the dismemberment of main character's sword arm and the death by skinpuppet of his idol. Has arcs.

Wacky shenanigans.

Drama, usually in the form of Marceline, Ice King being sane-ish, things from the ancient past possibly even pre-apocalyptic, or something involving Finn's lovelife. For pivotal drama arc episodes, play mix-and-match. For instance: Marceline is revealed to have had somewhat-sane-Ice King as a fatherly figure almost immediately post-"mushroom war".
Or, Finn, upon seeing his new girlfriend punch ice king in the dick, realizes that that reeeelly turns him on. He must now balance this desire with his lawful good alignment. Does he intentionally cause her to aggress him, even during Ice King's civil and harmless periods? Is it okay to attack an "evil" person if they haven't actually done anything wrong this time, but still do evil some of the time?

However, characters interpret things differently. One may still be in wacky mode while seriously horrifying things are going on.
And most good episodes don't stay within just one of the three.
Pendleton says his favorite feeling to cause is feeling two opposite emotions at once. like laughter and terrified revulsion.

Anything lemongrab goes Drama> Wacky> Horrifying

Anything Hunson Abedeer goes Drama->Wacky>Horrifying>Drama

Anything PB is either Drama + Wacky or Wacky + Horrifying, leaning towards the former before her rejection of Finn, and leaning towards the latter after.

I think the wacky is how they still convince CN that it's a children's TV show despite having all the drama and horrifying. Because no channel will buy a young Adult cartoon these days.

>> No.32999399

>>32981242
So... your method of being a Fighter is to be a Ranger?

>> No.32999423

>>32999399
>implying good rangers are archers
>implying good fighters are swordsmen

>> No.33002995

>>32981872
Tiny, but disproportionately crazy-strong.
Of course, their lack of reach or range of motion make that only situationally useful.

>> No.33003037

>>32982161
Sounds LN to me.

>> No.33003553

>>32964336
What in the ever-living fucking sword of greyskull? Where is that from?

Of course I only need to know so I'll never accidentally watch it.

>> No.33003589

>>33003553
Attack on Titan. It's bread, censored to look like a dick.

>> No.33005623

>>32968508
this loop is perfect

>> No.33005781

>>32982161
actions trump beliefs. There are many published adventures showing neutral and evil characters who believed they were doing good

>> No.33005950

>>32983348
>Dragon
that's a wyvern

>> No.33006365

>>32952908
wow. Just skimmed through it. This movie is nuts. I'll have to watch the whole thing later. Hilarious

>> No.33006368

>>33005950
Which is a subspecies of dragon. Now, can we get on with the thread?

>> No.33008635

>>32967892
if that's a reverse gif then a burning shed just tossed that kid something

>> No.33008813

>>32947982

they're doing a prequal movie, right? do you think cherno's gonna be in it? i desperately need to see more tesla fist kaiju beatdowns

>> No.33008934

>>32972135
>A lot of phalic imagery
Dude, orc's society coins is literally COCKS.

>> No.33009037

>>32978285
sometimes an orc dick is just an orc dick

>> No.33009066

>>33003589
It's also terrible garbage.

>> No.33011141

>>32972907
13 Assassins was a great movie, just throwing that out there

>> No.33012505
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33012505

>>32971853

>> No.33012750
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33012750

>Ranger
Where does the bow stereotype come from?
Aragon didn't rely on the bow.

>> No.33012763

>>33012750

Gee, it's almost as if Ranger didn't have RANGE in the name.

>> No.33012778

>>33012763
But the meaning has nothing to do with ranged combat.

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33013307

>>32959712

>> No.33013396

>>32986816
>moonrunes
>newfag
NOT NEW ENOUGH, FAGGOT.

>> No.33013471

>>32968531
holy shit that's cool

>> No.33013584

>>32953381
>Doesn't need HP because he has spells
False Life and Death Knell Aura add temp HP. Elemental Body gives huge con bonus and crit immunity. That said, everyone can use HP, nobody is disagreeing with that. That's why Wizards take Constitution as their secondary stat and buy con belts at higher levels. Also PF improved Wizard hitdice and Wizards put all their new favored class bonuses into another +1 hp every level.

>Doesn't need AC because he has spells
Correct. Mage Armor. Blur. Invisibility. Mirror Image. Displacement.

>Doesn't need saves, because he has spells
Invisibility = shouldn't be targeted for the most part, but Wizards DO invest in saving throws.

>Familiar turns into an army of dragons
A single dragon, but it's not popular to expose your familiar. Better to cast Transformation and have familiar full attack with a bow.

>Infinite spells
...Are you suggesting your party keeps adventuring after the Wizard is out of spells? Fun fact: When the wizard can't cast, the party calls it a day. Effectively, the Wizard does have spells for every encounter.

>All the spells in his spellbook from level 1.
More doable than you think. Copying spells from another wizard's spellbook isn't expensive.

>Never prepares wrong spells, because uses spells to prepare right spells.
Sure, you can use divinations for that, but also Wizards prepare spells that are useful in almost any situation and leave slots open so that when the next encounter is scouted the wizard can take 15min (1min with Fast Study) to prep spells into open slots for the next encounter.

>Opponents never make saves
Actually a favorite of wizards is spells that don't even involve saves to trivialize opponents, like walls. Also with new Persistent Spell getting your opponent to fail a save got a lot easier.

>Always flying and opponents have no counter.
The counter is usually enemy casters. If they try to use bows and shit the answer is Wind Wall or Fickle Winds.

>> No.33013592

>>32983280
>tg_discusses_practical_armor.jpg

>> No.33013669
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33013669

This is how I don't even fucking know any more

>> No.33014006
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33014006

this is how I lawful good

>> No.33014029
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33014029

This is how I board without the sword

>> No.33014035

>>33014006
Sauce plz.

>> No.33014144

>>33014035
Not the poster, but it's an old King Arthur movie.

>> No.33014324
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33014324

>>32986816
1st: Kamen Rider. Not sure which one. One of the crossovers at least.
2nd: The Hero Yoshihiko

Semi related this is how I evil party.

>> No.33015633

>>33012750
The original rangers were watchers and maintainers of the royal forests in England. They carried the bow, but were not dedicated archers, to help carry out their duties and to assist in the royal hunts. Modern day park rangers are closest to what they originally were, with law enforcement ability.

>> No.33015839
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33015839

This is how I deal with my DM's obsession with the timey-wimey ball.

>> No.33016097

>>33005950
>herewegoagain.jpg

>> No.33017869

This is how I missionary in Rogue Trader campaigns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P82ur6JNHRM

>> No.33019194

>>32947982
>dasvidaniya motherfucker
lost it

>> No.33020691

>>33005950
That's autism.

>> No.33020834
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33020834

This is how I druid.

>>32999399

Bitch, militaries that were hit by and then inspired by the Mongolian Golden Hoard were always very heavy archery based. Eastern Europe, all the way down to Japan, their militaries always had a heavy emphasis on archery and mobility.

Learn your military history and tactics, son.

>> No.33021318

>>33002995

are you referring to getting up after lying down? thats the only think i can think of; theyd do t-rex baby arm push ups

>> No.33022115
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33022115

This is how I Bard.

>> No.33022167
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33022167

>>33022115
This is how I tone-setting.

>> No.33022190

>>32961575
yeah he fuels his virgin rage into core workouts

>> No.33022259
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33022259

This is how I chaotic

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