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This is how I druid

>> No.32947889

You fail miserably to appease your distant father?

>> No.32947977

By multiclassing into bard? That's an certainly an interesting take on it.

>> No.32947982
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This is how I sacrificial characters

>> No.32948011
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This is how I Monk.

>> No.32948071
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This is how I wizard

>> No.32948172



>> No.32948247
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>> No.32948262
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This is how I DM with the party paladin

>> No.32948273

This is the objectively best manner of dealing with paladins

>> No.32948316

>he's never seen Wizards

>> No.32948357

Is that the scene where he pulls a gun?
I've seen the film, but Chrome is fucking your webm for me.

>> No.32948365
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This is how I fantasy government

>> No.32948394
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This is how I improvised weapon

>> No.32948396

>Is that the scene where he pulls a gun?

>> No.32948413

Sorry for having just ruined the joke, then.

>> No.32948736


Hella old movie. I actually forget the name of it...quite a trip. A lot of rotoscoping, and terribly drawn farie tits, and Nazi shit...Mark Hamil was in it. And a robot named Peace. That's all I remember.

But yea that scene is like the final confrontation between good wizard and bad wizard, and he just fucking whips out a gun and caps the dude with a one liner. It was hilarious.

>> No.32949520

that's what it's called

>> No.32949934
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This is how I Call of Cthulhu

>> No.32950197
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This is how I druid

>> No.32950268

what the fuck.

>> No.32952654
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This is how I summoner.

>> No.32952678
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This is how I druid.

>> No.32952720

holy fuck


>> No.32952809


it has to be seen to be believed

>> No.32952908

full movie here if you like


>> No.32952924
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This is how I epic level monk.

>> No.32952940
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This is how I monk after I took a level in STONE COLD BAD ASS.

>> No.32952975
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This is how I edition war.

>> No.32953014
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This is how I Fighter.

>> No.32953017
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This is how I rogue in 3.pf.

>> No.32953062

this is how I survive the nine levels of hell

>> No.32953300

Are fighters vs wizards basically just nerds vs jocks in a 1980s highschool, except only one of them is attractive. And it's probably the guy who plays basketball.

>> No.32953381
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I would have more described it as klingons vs federation.

>> No.32953427

fucking nerd

>> No.32953474
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>> No.32953495

I meant how they see each other.

>> No.32953499

There is no part of me who doesn't want those two to fuck.

>> No.32953511

hatesex is best sex

>> No.32953512

This is how I monk vs a barbarian

>> No.32953526

Lesbian hatesex is best sex

their kid becomes a battlemage

>> No.32953647

>their kid

it doesn't work like that

>> No.32953662

They've got magic and potentially some divine help depending on their setting.

It's not like it's fucking mpreg.

>> No.32953673

The realm of your magic scares me.

>> No.32953675
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Jesus is that still a thing

>> No.32953700

It's basically possible now, that's a fucking science realm now bitch

Also it really isn't that fucking magical, not even half as magical as mpreg.


>> No.32953704

The realm of your science scares me.

>> No.32953711
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It's a magic-baby.

Or, if you're going for a future setting, a science-baby.

>> No.32953717


only umbasa can help us now

>> No.32953733

You're on /tg/. There are far more magical fetishes common here.

Like all the dragonfucking.
>future setting
Eh it's close enough that even modern/20min in the future settings could use it.

>> No.32953752

Hey, I can be cool with some really weird shit, and not be cool with not as weird shit, but weird shit never the less. You're not the boss of me.

>> No.32953758

Well you've got artificial insemination, which would be far more common in a modern setting.
I'm not entirely sure how you would have the child share the DNA of both parents though.

Then again, I don't really keep up to date on how lesbians get each preggers. I wouldn't be the one carrying it anyway.

>> No.32953830

I'll be honest that I don't know the details myself and have only seen passing mention of it in some legal paper about lesbian families and their rights or something like that, but the basic concept behind the genetics is simplistic so it's easy for a 20 minutes into the future setting.

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>> No.32954278


"Hey, Yogi look at that."

"Is that a fucking Ferrari? ...Those are worth quadruple points."

>> No.32954314

Fuck you, you're the freak into lesbians birthing on each other from their lesbian sex babies.

>> No.32954329 [DELETED] 
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This is how I multiclass.

>> No.32954368
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This is how I multiclass.

>> No.32954423
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This is how I role to seduce.

>> No.32954449
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>> No.32954480
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This is how I NPC Inquisitor/Commissar.

>> No.32954498

is that bear teddy Roosevelt riding zombie Abraham Lincoln with laser eyes into battle while wearing his hat and finding a American flag?

>> No.32954527
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this is how i multiclass bard/cleric

>> No.32954552

and druid. i completely forgot about his cats

>> No.32956192
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This is how I collect quest rewards

>> No.32956658

This is how I forget to have an image.

>> No.32956691
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This is how I Paladin.

>> No.32956732
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This is how I post an image and think up text for it after the fact.

>> No.32956789

That video was fucking metal

>> No.32957107
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Fixed this for you

>> No.32957391
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This is how I post on 4chan.

>> No.32959712
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>> No.32959964
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This is the best way to bard.

>> No.32959999

The girl?

>> No.32960025

I think the one on the right is a dude

>> No.32960076
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This is how I paladin.

>> No.32960144


are you talking about him or the guys defending him

>> No.32960530
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This is how I crusader

>> No.32960691
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This is how I Druid

>> No.32960935
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This is how I epic-level Monk.

>> No.32961153

That movie was balls trippingly weird.

>> No.32961575
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what the fuck? Steve's got abs!!!

>> No.32963543

I don't get it

>> No.32963585

In this context, the human boy is the paladin, and the spooky skeleton is the DM. The DM is forcing the paladin to fall.

>> No.32963674


>> No.32963994

Also, the spooky skeleton pretended to be an ally of the human boy. Via both disguise and magic. Giving the impetus for said fall.

>> No.32964076
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this is how I chaotic neutral

>> No.32964172
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This is how I minmax

>> No.32964223

>Implying that isn't the purest form of chaotic evil

>> No.32964336
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You'd have to get worse than that to be CE. Mouth raping a younger relative for example.

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>implying your mom isn't the purest form of chaotic gets plowed by gangs of apes daily and gargles gallons of monkey spunk

>implying this isn't how I honorable combat

>> No.32964485
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This is how I chaotic neutral gnome wizard

>> No.32964562
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this is how I warrior

>> No.32964618
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This is how I lich

>> No.32964644

Daily reminder that T-Rex arms were fucking ripped. That dude is going to get skewered.

>> No.32964734

source vid pls?

>> No.32964776

Its devil may cry 4.

>> No.32964817

That's cold.

>> No.32964870

lol I know. I just want to know the video the gif was made from.

>> No.32964941
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This is how I rent-a-cop

>> No.32965385

Probably him, I mean Chris-chan is full of self-righteous fury

>> No.32966432
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>> No.32967149

You present them with villains who are 100% evil with no moral gray area at all? You sound like a nice DM.

>> No.32967173

This is how I wizard

>> No.32967240

Found out where this sample came from


>> No.32967265
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This is how I critical hit

>> No.32967268
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This is how I CoC

>> No.32967295

This is how I start a cult.

>> No.32967305
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This is how Random Encounter

>> No.32967378
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This is how I Alchemist

>> No.32967509
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This is how I Chaotic Evil

>> No.32967591
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This is how I Greater Planar Ally.

>> No.32967598
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This is how I DM

>> No.32967791
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I would love to know what is happening in this gif.

This is how I quest giver.

>> No.32967892
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I figure it's either a reverse .gif, or they've made a fire-extinguishing grenade.
>This is how I Elder Evil

>> No.32967965
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This is how I Crit. Fail

>> No.32968035
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>> No.32968059
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This is how I DMPC

>> No.32968105
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This is how I ERPG

>> No.32968117

> mfw i never saw this part of the movie
my fucking sides, holy shit the comedy in this movie hit hard at times.

>> No.32968187
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This is how I CE

>> No.32968229

I love vine
So not only did someone make an edible thong-clad ass, but the mold they used to make it is a butt mold for a 5-year-old boy.
Japan, ladies and gentlemen.

>> No.32968243
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This is how I Shadowrun.

>> No.32968486


Fire extinguishing grenades do exist.

They're incredibly bad for you to be close to when they go off, almost as lethal as the fire itself because they use CTC as the firefighting agent and it turns into phosphene gas when used on fires.

>> No.32968508
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This is how I Reflex Save

>> No.32968528
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This is how I Speed Freakz

>> No.32968531
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This is how I surprise.

>> No.32968722
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This is how I Immunity to Fear Effects

>> No.32968871
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This is how I Warforged

>> No.32969541

>"Is that a fucking Ferrari? ...Those are worth quadruple points."
Is it wrong that I read that in Yogi's voice?

>> No.32969835

No, it's incredibly right.

>> No.32969891
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How I flurry of blows non-lethal interrogation technique.

Not every effectively.

>> No.32969914
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This is how I Only War

>> No.32970025
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This is how I CoC

>> No.32970487
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This is how I pretty much every scifi game

>> No.32970730

The soundtrack is fucking amazing though

>> No.32971400
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This is how I rooty tooty fruit kasplootie people alergic to monkey chow

>> No.32971565
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You...I like you.

This how I female warrior.

>> No.32971591
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This is how I paladin

>> No.32971665
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This is how I cleric.

>> No.32971722
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This is how I Animal Companion It was a pretty rough campaign

>> No.32971853

That's his dead wife's favorite cereal

>> No.32971974

Shut up, boner! I don't even like muscle girls!

>> No.32972010
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This is how I rouge.

>> No.32972022


Did the dog made it?

>> No.32972031

But that's mostly purplish.

>> No.32972046

Goddammit, that's the sign of sleep.

>> No.32972048

None of us did.
the campaign was never finished

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>> No.32972074

Lack there of, more likely.

>> No.32972075

orc stain is fucking awesome though

>> No.32972100


>> No.32972105

I really wish the next issue would come out.

>> No.32972122
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>Stokoe will never release another issue

I guess I'm hype for Avengers 2064 tho. At least it's something.

>> No.32972135
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Yeah, a pretty weird and cool one. I'd recommend reading it, but be warned that the artist draws a lot of phallus-imagery.

>> No.32972143
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this is how i exit a tombworld

>> No.32972223
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Looks cool as heck, thank you anon.

>> No.32972683
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This is how I CG Cleric of Corellon Motherfucking Larethian

>> No.32972786
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This is how I chaotic deity

>> No.32972868
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This is how I warboss.

>> No.32972891

Yesssss. Smith is best character.

>> No.32972907
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This is how I neutral good protagonist vs lawful good antagonist.

>> No.32973113

Just google DMC4 truestyle and enjoy all the videos

>> No.32975992
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This is how I lightning-legs monk.. lawfully

>> No.32976012

Mushrooms just happen to look like dicks, anon.

The cigar is just a cigar.

>> No.32976300


>> No.32976603
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This is how I female ranger

>> No.32976693
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This is how I Advanced Template

>> No.32976711 [SPOILER] 
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This is how I mirror-match

>> No.32976779

Well, he pretended to be the boy's friend by murdering his actual friend, then wearing his skin.

Adventure Time can be pretty fucked up at times.

>> No.32976816

>I don't know, that seems a like a normal, if small, chaAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.32976849
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This is how I bard.

>> No.32976855

I know that asking for sauce is frowned upon, but - sauce pls, google gives nothing.

>> No.32977221
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This is how I monk

>> No.32977300

Dont' forget the unspoken assumption that phallic imagery is bad

>> No.32977330

Plastic Nee-san.

A series of shorts about a small after-school club for model-making.

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This is how I quest-giver

>> No.32977619

Bizarro! I love you! Bizarro! I love you.

>> No.32977797

Hello, Superman. Hello...

>> No.32978212

So your quest giver wipes the party's memory every two-three game sessions so they stop fucking around?

>> No.32978219

>level 99 bard.gif
The wizard/sorceror get to do that at level 5.

>> No.32978245

They were also feathered.

>> No.32978285

nigga, they use orc dicks as money. i think its safe to say the cigar is a bit more then just a cigar

>> No.32978921
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Full series:

>> No.32979775
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This is how I Druid.

>> No.32980348

>the ass was fat

>> No.32981242
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This is how I Fighter.

>> No.32981630

But this is how I fighter.

>> No.32981676

Never thought the show was good, since it's my understanding that virtually everything on CN is crap now.

Now I need to watch it.

>> No.32981736

Pretty sure the series includes an explicit lich too

>> No.32981742

Sauce? I've seen 3-4 .gifs of those two kids and have no idea who they are.

>> No.32981763

Yup, the character saying 'fall' is a lich and strives to kill every living being in existence.

>> No.32981801
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This is how I time magic

>> No.32981820

That is also how Hirohiko Araki time magics. Well, one of the ways.
it just works

>> No.32981825


>> No.32981872

T-Rex arms were tiny as fuck, what are you talking about?

>> No.32981873


I have to give him props on his technique, but the Russian method shown by Iza is more practical over all and allows for a greater volume of Arrows over a minute versus the Turkish method you linked. It also allows for fuller draws giving the arrow more velocity.

A quiver just holds more arrows.

Sure, he can shoot faster... but the quickness of his shots will be quickly overtaken by a slightly slower, more powerful, and greater volume technique. The Russian dagger technique is also easier to master.

>> No.32981910

>serving an evil lord
>lawful good

Sorry no, he was Lawful Neutral

>> No.32982035

He was doing it for reasons he sincerely believed were noble, selfless, and good.

>> No.32982069

It's a boy band parody music video from one of the best episodes ever, Hot Tub.

>> No.32982104

He was still serving a lord he knew was obviously a pyschopath and would plunge the world into chaos and war.

Lawful Neutral.

>> No.32982161

He believed that upholding order and abiding by a code of honor is preferable to chaos. He found his lord's action's reprehensible, but he thought that disobedience and disrespect was even more evil. He certainly wasn't morally ambivalent or self-serving.

Do you even morality?

>> No.32982215

>he thought that disobedience and disrespect were even more evil

exactly. He felt that the law being observed as writ was more important than what was necessarily 'morally' right


Lawful Good COMBINES law and benevolence. A lawful Good character would kill his lord, then kill himself for killing his lord.

>> No.32982327


He still disapproved of his lord's sadism. He knew the guy was a sick fuck and even tried to prevent him from kill Sir Doi's family. It's not like he didn't give a fuck about other people.

>> No.32982373

Hence, Lawful Neutral

>> No.32982403

Let's agree to disagree.

>> No.32982457
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This is how I paladin character development

>> No.32982475


even though you're completely wrong from any standpoint

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>> No.32982564


What's this from?

>> No.32982636


Not if you've been raised from birth to believe that 'law' and 'good' are one and the same thing or know anything about morality.

>> No.32982666

Your entire government except for the king and some lady in the background is Pyramid head?

>> No.32982677

a manga called "Tough", this guy appears around volume 2

>> No.32982679

>10/10 would Stand Proud with

>> No.32982752

I think maybe your the one who doesn't know shit about alignment

>> No.32982799

Alignment is more than just the side you're on, mate.

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this guy's really one of the best characters though

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This is how I minion.

>> No.32982951
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This is how I damsel in distress.

>> No.32983029
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this is how my players forge IDs

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This is how I knight

>> No.32983348
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This is how I dragon PC.

>> No.32984028
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>10/10 would Stand Proud with
Maybe squat down a little, though.

>> No.32986803

>paladin of sperg

>> No.32986816

reverse image search gives me moonrunes
yes i am newfag

>> No.32987176

funny thats how i summoner

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This is how I Chaotic Neutral.

>> No.32988978

>All these anons confused about this.
No wonder no one was getting my jokes two years ago. I thought everyone saw this as kids.

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This is how I paladin.

>> No.32991654

fort save? no that's clearly a compulsion effect. I believe the spell is Unnatural Lust? Probably triggered by a Glyph of Warding.

This is the problem when you hire a discount wizard to "make my customers love my product"

>> No.32992091

Egad, I never knew Nick Fury and Beak had visited Sealab.
Don't normally see those two hanging out, and Beak hasn't looked like that since M-Day.

>> No.32992360

I can't tell if he's praising the sun or getting a promotion.

>> No.32994449

"Well! What is it?"

>> No.32997898

looks like Gordon Freeman

>> No.32997968

I had a druid that did the same thing but for unnatural-ness.

>> No.32998012

My girlfriend went to highschool with the main kid in this.

>> No.32998022

he's getting promoted by the sun.

>> No.32998056
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This is how I BBEG

>> No.32998340

Just gonna jump in and throw some fuel, guy was fucking obviously LN. I mean bro, do you even LG?

Serving a bad guy and feeling sad that your boss is a bad man doesn't make you good, and it certainly doesn't make you Good with a capital G.

What he thought about his actions doesn't actually matter, dnd alignment is based around the idea that some acts (like rape or murder) are inherently evil. Even if you do them with good intent they're still bad. Moreso for enabling a murderous psychopath.

>> No.32998636

Search youtube for "crazy frog bros".

>> No.32998761


>> No.32998809
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This is how I Wildshape

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This is how I cyborg

>> No.32998873

Warning, most of the time it's just goofy shit.
Things only go serious when the lich shows up.

>> No.32998885

this is how i see my lilligant now.

>> No.32999293

The show has three modes.

Shit got real; everything is horrifying. This even went so far as to cause the dismemberment of main character's sword arm and the death by skinpuppet of his idol. Has arcs.

Wacky shenanigans.

Drama, usually in the form of Marceline, Ice King being sane-ish, things from the ancient past possibly even pre-apocalyptic, or something involving Finn's lovelife. For pivotal drama arc episodes, play mix-and-match. For instance: Marceline is revealed to have had somewhat-sane-Ice King as a fatherly figure almost immediately post-"mushroom war".
Or, Finn, upon seeing his new girlfriend punch ice king in the dick, realizes that that reeeelly turns him on. He must now balance this desire with his lawful good alignment. Does he intentionally cause her to aggress him, even during Ice King's civil and harmless periods? Is it okay to attack an "evil" person if they haven't actually done anything wrong this time, but still do evil some of the time?

However, characters interpret things differently. One may still be in wacky mode while seriously horrifying things are going on.
And most good episodes don't stay within just one of the three.
Pendleton says his favorite feeling to cause is feeling two opposite emotions at once. like laughter and terrified revulsion.

Anything lemongrab goes Drama> Wacky> Horrifying

Anything Hunson Abedeer goes Drama->Wacky>Horrifying>Drama

Anything PB is either Drama + Wacky or Wacky + Horrifying, leaning towards the former before her rejection of Finn, and leaning towards the latter after.

I think the wacky is how they still convince CN that it's a children's TV show despite having all the drama and horrifying. Because no channel will buy a young Adult cartoon these days.

>> No.32999399

So... your method of being a Fighter is to be a Ranger?

>> No.32999423

>implying good rangers are archers
>implying good fighters are swordsmen

>> No.33002995

Tiny, but disproportionately crazy-strong.
Of course, their lack of reach or range of motion make that only situationally useful.

>> No.33003037

Sounds LN to me.

>> No.33003553

What in the ever-living fucking sword of greyskull? Where is that from?

Of course I only need to know so I'll never accidentally watch it.

>> No.33003589

Attack on Titan. It's bread, censored to look like a dick.

>> No.33005623

this loop is perfect

>> No.33005781

actions trump beliefs. There are many published adventures showing neutral and evil characters who believed they were doing good

>> No.33005950

that's a wyvern

>> No.33006365

wow. Just skimmed through it. This movie is nuts. I'll have to watch the whole thing later. Hilarious

>> No.33006368

Which is a subspecies of dragon. Now, can we get on with the thread?

>> No.33008635

if that's a reverse gif then a burning shed just tossed that kid something

>> No.33008813


they're doing a prequal movie, right? do you think cherno's gonna be in it? i desperately need to see more tesla fist kaiju beatdowns

>> No.33008934

>A lot of phalic imagery
Dude, orc's society coins is literally COCKS.

>> No.33009037

sometimes an orc dick is just an orc dick

>> No.33009066

It's also terrible garbage.

>> No.33011141

13 Assassins was a great movie, just throwing that out there

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Where does the bow stereotype come from?
Aragon didn't rely on the bow.

>> No.33012763


Gee, it's almost as if Ranger didn't have RANGE in the name.

>> No.33012778

But the meaning has nothing to do with ranged combat.

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>> No.33013471

holy shit that's cool

>> No.33013584

>Doesn't need HP because he has spells
False Life and Death Knell Aura add temp HP. Elemental Body gives huge con bonus and crit immunity. That said, everyone can use HP, nobody is disagreeing with that. That's why Wizards take Constitution as their secondary stat and buy con belts at higher levels. Also PF improved Wizard hitdice and Wizards put all their new favored class bonuses into another +1 hp every level.

>Doesn't need AC because he has spells
Correct. Mage Armor. Blur. Invisibility. Mirror Image. Displacement.

>Doesn't need saves, because he has spells
Invisibility = shouldn't be targeted for the most part, but Wizards DO invest in saving throws.

>Familiar turns into an army of dragons
A single dragon, but it's not popular to expose your familiar. Better to cast Transformation and have familiar full attack with a bow.

>Infinite spells
...Are you suggesting your party keeps adventuring after the Wizard is out of spells? Fun fact: When the wizard can't cast, the party calls it a day. Effectively, the Wizard does have spells for every encounter.

>All the spells in his spellbook from level 1.
More doable than you think. Copying spells from another wizard's spellbook isn't expensive.

>Never prepares wrong spells, because uses spells to prepare right spells.
Sure, you can use divinations for that, but also Wizards prepare spells that are useful in almost any situation and leave slots open so that when the next encounter is scouted the wizard can take 15min (1min with Fast Study) to prep spells into open slots for the next encounter.

>Opponents never make saves
Actually a favorite of wizards is spells that don't even involve saves to trivialize opponents, like walls. Also with new Persistent Spell getting your opponent to fail a save got a lot easier.

>Always flying and opponents have no counter.
The counter is usually enemy casters. If they try to use bows and shit the answer is Wind Wall or Fickle Winds.

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This is how I don't even fucking know any more

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this is how I lawful good

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This is how I board without the sword

>> No.33014035

Sauce plz.

>> No.33014144

Not the poster, but it's an old King Arthur movie.

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1st: Kamen Rider. Not sure which one. One of the crossovers at least.
2nd: The Hero Yoshihiko

Semi related this is how I evil party.

>> No.33015633

The original rangers were watchers and maintainers of the royal forests in England. They carried the bow, but were not dedicated archers, to help carry out their duties and to assist in the royal hunts. Modern day park rangers are closest to what they originally were, with law enforcement ability.

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This is how I deal with my DM's obsession with the timey-wimey ball.

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>> No.33017869

This is how I missionary in Rogue Trader campaigns.

>> No.33019194

>dasvidaniya motherfucker
lost it

>> No.33020691

That's autism.

>> No.33020834
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This is how I druid.


Bitch, militaries that were hit by and then inspired by the Mongolian Golden Hoard were always very heavy archery based. Eastern Europe, all the way down to Japan, their militaries always had a heavy emphasis on archery and mobility.

Learn your military history and tactics, son.

>> No.33021318


are you referring to getting up after lying down? thats the only think i can think of; theyd do t-rex baby arm push ups

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This is how I Bard.

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This is how I tone-setting.

>> No.33022190

yeah he fuels his virgin rage into core workouts

>> No.33022259
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This is how I chaotic

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